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#211 - Then who the hell started the rumor?  [+] (15 new replies) 04/10/2014 on title 0
#216 - iamnuff (04/10/2014) [-]
there was a study by a guy called "Doctor Wakefield" that showed a large collaration between children being vaccinated, and children being diagnosed with autism.

i don't think he directly said that one caused the other, but you know how the media gets...

and to be fair, early vaccines contained all sorts of shit, like mercury.

anyway, media hounds assumed that collaration = causation, instead of realizing that more people were being diagnosed because awareness of autism was rising.

yeah, i did some research, As someone "on the spectrum" i really had to.

that said, if someone offered me a "vaccine against autism" then i'd KNOW they were full of shit, because autism isn't a virus, so it can't be vaccinated against.

User avatar #297 - nustix (04/10/2014) [-]
I thought the research went something like this:
So yeah who is vaccinated: Most people
Who is not: Insanely religious people

Who has the most people with autism:
The vaccinated people because they contain the people who are most likely to have autism, because the groups it exists of. And the religious people might not even be bothered to diagnose autism.


Conclusion: vaccination causes autism.
#321 - iamnuff (04/10/2014) [-]
nothing to do with religion.
User avatar #347 - nustix (04/12/2014) [-]
Well, those were the people who never have taken any vaccinations. So the most likely group to be used as a reference group.
#352 - iamnuff (04/12/2014) [-]
not really.

the religious are no more likely to refuse vacs than anyone else
User avatar #354 - nustix (04/13/2014) [-]
Well, where I live you have this place called the bible belt and most people who live there are orthodox protestant. They don't take vaccines because they believe it's gods will if they get sick. I'm not sure how it's there over in the americas but I'm pretty sure you have similar groups.
#355 - iamnuff (04/13/2014) [-]
those aren't the anti vaccine people though, those are just the retarded "anti-medicine" people.

they don't care about the risk of autism, because god would surely protect them from that too, right?

the "vacciens cause autism" people are usually mothers who had their children vaccinated, then shortly afterwards the child was diagnosed with a learning disorder, or ADHD or something, then saw on the news about how vaccines cause autism, then instantly fell for it. (or the friends of someone who's child has a learning disorder, ect ect)

I was one of those children.

for years my mother was sure that I was made dyslexic by the MMR jab.

it is strange though, because i was reading at an advanced level (for a child) when i was younger, then a couple of years later, i had to go into special classes to totally relearn how to read and write, because I "forgot"

I can see why she'd blame the jab, even if there's little evidence for it, because there's even less for anything else, and I obviously wasn't born like this.
User avatar #356 - nustix (04/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, but the vaccine causes autism thing had to come from somewhere. And because the research took place before the statement autism is caused by vaccines I guessed they tested it on another anti-vaccine group which is the believers.
#357 - iamnuff (04/13/2014) [-]
nah, the ones who believe it can cause autism are the ones who beleive in science but are misinformed,

people who don't care for science or medicine at all would be the one's who refuse to take them because they think the devil made them, or some shit.
User avatar #281 - kinginyellow (04/10/2014) [-]
Wasn't there some girl who pushed for the idea of vaccines causing autism, and somebody (maybe her) faking research? Because I remember being taught in biology about somebody who basically had to make a public apology and retract a LOT of research.
#300 - christmouth (04/10/2014) [-]
You mean this guy?
#323 - iamnuff (04/10/2014) [-]
I remember his name, because I live near a place called Wakefield.
User avatar #302 - kinginyellow (04/10/2014) [-]
I think
#324 - anonymous (04/10/2014) [-]
The woman you referred to is Jenny McCarthy
#212 - mooproxy (04/10/2014) [-]
A lawyer who was paid very well to do so.
#208 - Since when do vaccines cause autism?  [+] (17 new replies) 04/10/2014 on title 0
#209 - mooproxy (04/10/2014) [-]
They don't
User avatar #211 - comexx (04/10/2014) [-]
Then who the hell started the rumor?
#216 - iamnuff (04/10/2014) [-]
there was a study by a guy called "Doctor Wakefield" that showed a large collaration between children being vaccinated, and children being diagnosed with autism.

i don't think he directly said that one caused the other, but you know how the media gets...

and to be fair, early vaccines contained all sorts of shit, like mercury.

anyway, media hounds assumed that collaration = causation, instead of realizing that more people were being diagnosed because awareness of autism was rising.

yeah, i did some research, As someone "on the spectrum" i really had to.

that said, if someone offered me a "vaccine against autism" then i'd KNOW they were full of shit, because autism isn't a virus, so it can't be vaccinated against.

User avatar #297 - nustix (04/10/2014) [-]
I thought the research went something like this:
So yeah who is vaccinated: Most people
Who is not: Insanely religious people

Who has the most people with autism:
The vaccinated people because they contain the people who are most likely to have autism, because the groups it exists of. And the religious people might not even be bothered to diagnose autism.


Conclusion: vaccination causes autism.
#321 - iamnuff (04/10/2014) [-]
nothing to do with religion.
User avatar #347 - nustix (04/12/2014) [-]
Well, those were the people who never have taken any vaccinations. So the most likely group to be used as a reference group.
#352 - iamnuff (04/12/2014) [-]
not really.

the religious are no more likely to refuse vacs than anyone else
User avatar #354 - nustix (04/13/2014) [-]
Well, where I live you have this place called the bible belt and most people who live there are orthodox protestant. They don't take vaccines because they believe it's gods will if they get sick. I'm not sure how it's there over in the americas but I'm pretty sure you have similar groups.
#355 - iamnuff (04/13/2014) [-]
those aren't the anti vaccine people though, those are just the retarded "anti-medicine" people.

they don't care about the risk of autism, because god would surely protect them from that too, right?

the "vacciens cause autism" people are usually mothers who had their children vaccinated, then shortly afterwards the child was diagnosed with a learning disorder, or ADHD or something, then saw on the news about how vaccines cause autism, then instantly fell for it. (or the friends of someone who's child has a learning disorder, ect ect)

I was one of those children.

for years my mother was sure that I was made dyslexic by the MMR jab.

it is strange though, because i was reading at an advanced level (for a child) when i was younger, then a couple of years later, i had to go into special classes to totally relearn how to read and write, because I "forgot"

I can see why she'd blame the jab, even if there's little evidence for it, because there's even less for anything else, and I obviously wasn't born like this.
User avatar #356 - nustix (04/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, but the vaccine causes autism thing had to come from somewhere. And because the research took place before the statement autism is caused by vaccines I guessed they tested it on another anti-vaccine group which is the believers.
#357 - iamnuff (04/13/2014) [-]
nah, the ones who believe it can cause autism are the ones who beleive in science but are misinformed,

people who don't care for science or medicine at all would be the one's who refuse to take them because they think the devil made them, or some shit.
User avatar #281 - kinginyellow (04/10/2014) [-]
Wasn't there some girl who pushed for the idea of vaccines causing autism, and somebody (maybe her) faking research? Because I remember being taught in biology about somebody who basically had to make a public apology and retract a LOT of research.
#300 - christmouth (04/10/2014) [-]
You mean this guy?
#323 - iamnuff (04/10/2014) [-]
I remember his name, because I live near a place called Wakefield.
User avatar #302 - kinginyellow (04/10/2014) [-]
I think
#324 - anonymous (04/10/2014) [-]
The woman you referred to is Jenny McCarthy
#212 - mooproxy (04/10/2014) [-]
A lawyer who was paid very well to do so.
#198 - If you have a child in any of those situations, you will watch… 04/10/2014 on Reasons kids cry 0
#38 - #11 Why would you need water safety gear on a baby if you're i…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Reasons kids cry 0
User avatar #42 - skilletpanhead (04/10/2014) [-]
They might live near water.

They might be at a vacation house.

They might have a private ocean.
User avatar #198 - comexx (04/10/2014) [-]
If you have a child in any of those situations, you will watch over it, and if you want to swim with it, you hold it. What kind of parents are too lazy to keep an eye on their own child, or to go swim and play in the water with it?
#65 - Well no one says the rapists are innocent here, but if the gir… 04/10/2014 on Hugging a woman = raping her -6
#88 - Well in his defense, the printer prints the full image, he pro… 04/09/2014 on I need this 0
#9 - Why didn't she just throw a pile of clothes through the wondow…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2014 on Bro code 0
#10 - SquishyHaribo (04/07/2014) [-]
#54 - Actually yes, and the sequel.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2014 on Numa Numa Nostalgia 0
User avatar #88 - adtrfreak (04/07/2014) [-]
Thats right there was a sequel! I forgot about that one
#46 - This was the last post before I went to sleep. **** you 04/07/2014 on Holy, fuck, ow +2
#62 - I don't know what's worse: the fact that he did this, or the f… 04/07/2014 on Special 0
#262 - Well in that case, when and if people get bored, they… 04/07/2014 on Prepare to Rage 0
#257 - Just keep writing them, you don't need to ask for premition.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/07/2014 on Prepare to Rage 0
#260 - curbed (04/07/2014) [-]
Like I said in another comment, I don't want to keep posting them if no one is going to read them, ya know? So I want to just make sure that at least one person wants to read them.
User avatar #335 - ilikecawk (04/07/2014) [-]
More plz
User avatar #276 - oxymoronking (04/07/2014) [-]
well, i like them. please notify me when the next one is up, by replying to this comment
#277 - curbed (04/07/2014) [-]
Roger dodger, I'll probably notify everyone who's replied to that comment.
User avatar #262 - comexx (04/07/2014) [-]
Well in that case, when and if people get bored, they will tell you to stop.
#180 - I'm sorry, but what is pro-choice?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2014 on Tumblr 0
User avatar #188 - blkjk (04/06/2014) [-]
The choice to have an abortion, or to keep the child a woman is bearing.
#236 - More please. Your stories are good, but not too extreme. They'…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Prepare to Rage +1
#247 - curbed (04/06/2014) [-]
Dude... these stories are my fucking life. I wouldn't want them any more extreme than this. My brain cells wouldn't be able to handle it.
Timmy part 3. Timmy Wants to Download Portal
-This is the same day that I found all that shit on his computer a second time around.
-Timmy was out playing over at a friends house, I let him go ahead since my day was almost up anyway.
-Go to pick him up shortly after. He comes in all pumped up.
-Tells me he was playing portal over at Jerry's house.
-"Oh yeah? Does he have it on his computer?" (I forgot that he had an apple at this point)
-"YOU CAN GET PORTAL ON YOUR COMPUTER?!" (.gif related)
-Mother of God what have I done?
-"Yeah, Julian has it on his computer but his computer is awesome." (Guy built it up from scratch, the thing is amazing)
-"Can we get it on my computer?!"
-"No no... Timmy... You have to pay for stuff like that. (I'm having enough problems with him downloading virus riddled shit as it is, I'm not going to teach him about pirating). Besides, I don't think your computer would be able to handle it."
-"My computer can play minecraft! So it should be able to play Portal!"
--cough-barely-cough- "You need to have a pretty good graphics card made for gaming to get it on your computer, and your computer just doesn't have that."
-"That's okay! We can go buy one!"
-"That's not how it works, you have a stock computer, to change out the graphics card would be incredibly difficult if not flat out impossible" (Because that's how computer companies are it seems)
-"We can just download one!"
-"That's also not how it works."
(I'm running out of characters, I'll post a second part to this in just a second... Okay a few seconds.)
#253 - curbed (04/06/2014) [-]
Timmy part 3. Timmy Wants to Download Portal... part...2
-Timmy is getting obviously frustrated
-"But if I have to buy Portal, how do I have Minecraft without having to pay?!"
-"That's unrelated, and you didn't have to pay for Minecraft because that's my Minecraft. That's why you have to put in my password and are running around with the name "Curbed" rather than "Timmy"."
-"Can you buy it for me then?"
-"Hell no! Do I look like I have money hanging out of my ass? It doesn't even matter because your computer won't run it anyway, it will be all janky like it's having a fight with itself."
-He gets all pouty, gets frustrated.
-In 8 year old fashion, he goes on google, types in portal, selects Portal 2 because it comes up. Selects a random option that comes up, I don't even know what number, it's not Steam though. Starts clicking through the page and finds a button that says "Download"
-"Curbed! Come look at this!"
-I come in and see the webpage that I'm not familiar with, again, it's not Steam.
-"Look where my mouse is."
-He's hovering the damn mouse over the download button.
-JFC this kid is a really slow learner with this shit.
-"I swear to Cthulhu, Timmy if you touch that button-"
-Instead of fighting anymore, I just reach over and turn the monitor off. (.gif related, this kids face when)
-Tell him the computer is off for the rest of the time I'm there.
-He throws a fit. Full on meltdown saying "This isn't a free country!"
-I just laugh and watch. Computer stays off for the rest of my stay.
(Next one will be about explaining to Timmy why Julian (The person who owns the server) isn't going to be adding mods to the server and why two people using the same profile can't be on the server at the same time. You know the drill, let me know and I'll write it up, though this one might take longer because I have responsibilities to get to and shit.)
User avatar #257 - comexx (04/07/2014) [-]
Just keep writing them, you don't need to ask for premition.
#260 - curbed (04/07/2014) [-]
Like I said in another comment, I don't want to keep posting them if no one is going to read them, ya know? So I want to just make sure that at least one person wants to read them.
User avatar #335 - ilikecawk (04/07/2014) [-]
More plz
User avatar #276 - oxymoronking (04/07/2014) [-]
well, i like them. please notify me when the next one is up, by replying to this comment
#277 - curbed (04/07/2014) [-]
Roger dodger, I'll probably notify everyone who's replied to that comment.
User avatar #262 - comexx (04/07/2014) [-]
Well in that case, when and if people get bored, they will tell you to stop.
#226 - Nah, she noticed that she ****** up and felt sorr… 04/06/2014 on Prepare to Rage +1
#216 - My mum once tried to make the computer faster by deleting usel…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Prepare to Rage +2
User avatar #225 - oxymoronking (04/06/2014) [-]
"well, just download a new one! your the computer expert"
User avatar #226 - comexx (04/06/2014) [-]
Nah, she noticed that she fucked up and felt sorry. She's pretty smart, but not very computer smart.
#211 - Please do. Your stories are amazing and have good potenital.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Prepare to Rage +1
#234 - curbed (04/06/2014) [-]
Done, comment 230
#214 - curbed (04/06/2014) [-]
Working on it.
#202 - Yes.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2014 on Prepare to Rage 0
#206 - curbed (04/06/2014) [-]
I posted one on the comment below, I'll post another If you want it.
#15 - Why would that guy on the right kick the cat?  [+] (5 new replies) 04/05/2014 on secure +12
#18 - anonymous (04/05/2014) [-]
to enrage him obviously
User avatar #16 - narddogg (04/05/2014) [-]
Because cats are assholes and the cat attacked the dog for no reason (or so the gif shows)
#40 - iscrewbabies (04/06/2014) [-]
Okay, now that's just not nice. I got 2 cats and they aren't assholes. They rarely do something bad. Like.. once a month.. or a week.. Well they are assholes sometimes. A bit, you know? Like... a lot. Okay, fuck it, yea cats are assholes. I love the fuckers anyway though.
User avatar #24 - oosime (04/06/2014) [-]
you're watching it backwards, mate.
#60 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
Didn't it atack the dog for no reason tho?
Why didn't he attack the massive asshole that kicked him?
#353 - You're right guys, it's my fault, I let the team down. 04/05/2014 on You know what to do. 0
#25 - What's the name of the site where you create your own guns? I forgot.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/05/2014 on /k/omp 0
User avatar #41 - deadmessenger (04/05/2014) [-]
Google gunstruction. If you're talking about building AR-15s, that's it.
User avatar #34 - hypex (04/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #27 - tombobbusama (04/05/2014) [-]
pimpmygun.doctornoob.com/app.php
>not having pimpmygun bookmarked forever
User avatar #26 - britbong (04/05/2014) [-]
pimpmygun or weaponbuilder, I think
#202 - Comment deleted 04/05/2014 on Bully 0
#194 - Well you have to enter the classroom sooner or later, and …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2014 on Bully 0
User avatar #199 - niggernazi (04/05/2014) [-]
i know right? they could just stand infront of the door for days and because they are fat they will starve to death later than the skinny bully.
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#420 - I love how the last one didn't even bother with the right hand. 03/27/2014 on Cringe Compilation 13 +1
#27 - What?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2014 on Happy Birthday Annie Leonhardt 0
User avatar #29 - deltoraquest (03/23/2014) [-]
she's totally a bitch
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#23 - syrianassassin (05/02/2014) [-]
**syrianassassin rolls 4**/11
**syrianassassin rolls 4**/11
User avatar #25 to #23 - comexx (05/02/2014) [-]
You can't win them all.
#26 to #25 - syrianassassin (05/02/2014) [-]
**syrianassassin rolls 7** million jews man
dont forget it
User avatar #27 to #26 - comexx (05/02/2014) [-]
You know I'm saving that picture, right?
#28 to #27 - syrianassassin (05/02/2014) [-]
**syrianassassin rolls 7** oy vey, the number of anti-Semitic!
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User avatar #20 - alhemicar (07/09/2013) [-]
Ne znam da li si musliman, ali da ti čestitam ako jesi.

Ramazan Šerif Mubarek Olsun!
User avatar #21 to #20 - comexx (07/13/2013) [-]
Jesam, musliman sam, hvala i tebi također. Ramazan Šerif Mubarek Olsun!
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User avatar #16 to #15 - comexx (01/09/2013) [-]
sure.
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User avatar #18 to #17 - comexx (01/09/2013) [-]
well it says 10000 points but I'll trade it for a 1000. (I'm not so great with prices I'm not sure if this is too much)
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#13 - bandal (04/03/2012) [-]
AWESOME TEEEEEEEEEEEEXT!
AWESOME TEEEEEEEEEEEEXT!
User avatar #14 to #13 - comexx (04/04/2012) [-]
why thank you
User avatar #12 - mahnamesjakers (04/03/2012) [-]
Pink text win

#8 - mrchrisrawks (04/03/2012) [-]
Gz on pink text. :P
#9 to #8 - comexx (04/03/2012) [-]
Thanks you're welcome
User avatar #10 to #9 - comexx (04/03/2012) [-]
yeah that didn't make any sense maybe I should go to bed
User avatar #11 to #10 - mrchrisrawks (04/03/2012) [-]
Agreed. Sleep for you my friend!
User avatar #6 - kurtispj (04/03/2012) [-]
Nice job mate

User avatar #7 to #6 - comexx (04/03/2012) [-]
thanks :3
#4 - iamjohngalt (04/03/2012) [-]
A winner is you!
A winner is you!
User avatar #5 to #4 - comexx (04/03/2012) [-]
I KNOW WHOOOOOHOOOO!!!
#3 - smoothrapsody (03/12/2012) [-]
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