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#179176 - Need medical advice. I have had painful abdomen pain on the ri…  [+] (4 new replies) 16 hours ago on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #179206 - amonahan (2 hours ago) [-]
Your appendix gets swollen BEFORE it explodes. I had my appendix removed simply because it was very swollen (caused SHIT TONS of pain in my side). It was a risk of "it probably won't, but it might blow, let's err on the side of caution." If you're under 30 it's probably just a swollen appendix.
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User avatar #179194 - delphine (11 hours ago) [-]
FJ is not doctor and cannot give you medical advice. Go see a doctor.
#179184 - anonymous (13 hours ago) [-]
You're going to die.
#21 - Why IS V_T tangential speed and not tangential velocity 03/27/2015 on Funny teachers 0
#132 - Holy jesus, you are a ******* 10 for me. Great Job, 03/27/2015 on (untitled) +5
#133 - I ******* lost it at the asian girl 03/24/2015 on I herd y'all like them gals... 0
#37 - I have no idea why guys don't like doing it. The only annoying…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2015 on The pains of shopping with... +1
User avatar #53 - cattestacles (03/09/2015) [-]
Unfortunately, not all girlfriends do this. That's why I keep a fully charged 3DS on me at all times with Monster Hunter in it, cause I know I'll be able to finish a good dozen hunts in the mean time.
#227 - Totally agree with you. My sister has 3 kids and has yet to po… 03/03/2015 on OC is just so damn hard to... +3
#175468 - Guys i need some advice. My girlfriend lives in Wisconsin, me …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/21/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #175499 - hirollin (02/21/2015) [-]
Theres probably a good wikihow page on what to do to get totally prepared. There are a lot of detailed instructions on how to make flying easier. Really, the worst part is gettin to the plane. If you don't know what to do, ask an employee. That's what they're there for.
User avatar #175489 - hoponthefeelstrain (02/21/2015) [-]
write down the flights and buses you need to take and when you need to be there. Get there an hour early just to be on the safe side. When in an airport always find your gate first then explore to use the bathroom/get food ect.
User avatar #175473 - fappening (02/21/2015) [-]
dude, go get that poon man, wtf are you doing sitting here posting

have you not learnt from all the god damn "bae: my parents are not home" posts?!?!
User avatar #175471 - advice (02/21/2015) [-]

another floridian to add to the list fuck yeah.

I would say to fully, 100% get your itinerary figured out, time and place for everything.
flying is fun, dress warm, go slam dunk it!
#64 - As far as lasting goes, hell the **** yes, 8 years of a… 02/20/2015 on My body is ready 0
#119 - It should represent the wavelength of black, which is no light, so N/A 02/14/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #32 +3
#8 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 02/13/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #32 +192
#76 - dudeabcd (02/13/2015) [-]
best one i've seen!
User avatar #66 - straightbusta (02/13/2015) [-]
This one I really don't get
User avatar #73 - cubicalpayload (02/13/2015) [-]
It's the wavelength of green and then nothing (white) then red. Italian flag.
User avatar #83 - gitanisme (02/13/2015) [-]
the wavelength of white isn't nothing though
it should be 400 - 750
User avatar #119 - comandante (02/14/2015) [-]
It should represent the wavelength of black, which is no light, so N/A
User avatar #118 - cubicalpayload (02/14/2015) [-]
But he didn't know that.
User avatar #74 - straightbusta (02/13/2015) [-]
THAT'S FUCKING mildly smart.

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