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coltmac

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Date Signed Up:2/19/2012
Last Login:7/05/2015
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Times Content Favorited:493 times
Total Comments Made:59
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latest user's comments

#10 - "im a virgin" 04/24/2015 on Tight hole 0
#20 - Picture 02/17/2015 on Im So Nervous Right Now +16
#153 - wow i didnt think anyone would read this. thanks guys this… 02/17/2015 on A beautiful tale of love 0
#88 - my valentines: >be me >18 y o 7/10 >smal…  [+] (16 new replies) 02/17/2015 on A beautiful tale of love +20
#207 - oneentity (02/17/2015) [-]
I feel you mate, shit do happend. Don't loose yourself, don't let that destroy you. Let it make you stronger and better man.

Be like MacGyver, he always take bad shit and make good shit out of it.
#202 - John Cena (02/17/2015) [-]
An hero.
#153 - coltmac (02/17/2015) [-]
wow i didnt think anyone would read this. thanks guys
this is why i love FJ
User avatar #146 - mightydog (02/17/2015) [-]
only one think to do. put on your best clothes, style your hair, spray something nice on yourself. get up look at the door. dont open it that is for bitches, go through it. go to some kind of party/club/whatever just have booze. get all your bros to go. fuck shit up. find hot girl, she got a boyfriend. her fucking loss. find next hot chick. engage alpha mode. party hard and be an alpha. if she wants to see other guys then you fuck other girls. then lift and repeat. you got this, go you incredible fucking son of a bitch. GO FORTH AND RAVAGE THE LAND.
#141 - VikingSharkPANCH (02/17/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWYp1xRPH5g
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixn1r_JHLIw
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7R2ubzlbUw
Step 1.) Listen to songs above, trust me, they are the best mood lifting songs I know. Trust me
Step 2.) Breathe brother, push the negative vibes out and realize you are awesome.
Step 3.) Gather the following: fishing rod, large sturdy knife or hatchet to cut wood with, lighter, Missouri Meerschaum brand corn cob pipe, pipe tobacco, hiking boots, small tea kettle, favorite book, blanket
Step 4.) Go outside, go fishing, build a fire, smoke a corncob pipe and read, make some tea from pine needles (or whatever hot beverage you like. I just like pine needle tea personally). Contemplate life yet dont think about anything. Watch the rivers roll by and the birds fly.

I know this sounds super hipster/hippy whatever, dude trust me this is my remedy for ANY situation that upsets me. Its a way to basically hit the reset switch on your emotions and just wipe the slate. Doing outdoorsy things, getting in touch with the manly side of stuff, and the smell of fresh fire is the cure all to anything.
#238 - peyko (02/17/2015) [-]
**peyko used "*roll picture*"**
**peyko rolled image** Fucken faved.
#239 - peyko (02/17/2015) [-]
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**peyko rolled image** mfw tubcat
#241 - tubcat (02/17/2015) [-]
Nigga, you better be a chick with a nine inch cock.
#240 - peyko (02/17/2015) [-]
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**peyko rolled image** Stop that gayness ..
#206 - oneentity (02/17/2015) [-]
This actualy sounds really good.
#158 - bloodharbringer (02/17/2015) [-]
you're like... one of those total bro guys.

11/10
#140 - VikingSharkPANCH has deleted their comment.
#115 - John Cena (02/17/2015) [-]
Hi. First of all fuck them. Second of all oh my God what the actual fuck is wrong with them. Third they were wrong. If you actually try to be a great guy and people don't think you're a fucking asshole all the fucking time then you're better than a lot of fucking assholes out there. So fuck yeah. You're fucking awesome. I love you bae Fuck
User avatar #112 - trojanhulc (02/17/2015) [-]
theyre boths clearly terrible people, tell them so and move on, theres more fish in the sea my friend dont waste your time on these two
#104 - catburglarpenis (02/17/2015) [-]
Kill her. Kill both of them.
#100 - dukeexeter (02/17/2015) [-]
If there has ever been a feel I know, it has been that one bro... Been through something quiet similar
#1356 - yeah ok ill play i know i look like a fag …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2015 on FJ is good looking +1
#1374 - ohmygwad (02/05/2015) [-]
good god to your eyes
#1 - Are there any yoyoers on FJ? 12/29/2014 on Thats a yoyo everybody 0
#53 - Hell yeah!! CLYW FTW 12/29/2014 on (untitled) 0
#40 - flagged for being a fag^ 11/15/2013 on Buns -1
#296 - who would win? 05/20/2013 on Cubone wh +17
#4 - Comment deleted 10/29/2012 on Insane Justin Bieber Reaction! 0
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