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#97 - **collegedood rolls 397,011,032** why not 12/11/2012 on Are you a Wizard? 0
#3 - Picture 12/11/2012 on BUSTED!!!!!! +3
#26 - you can't fix it, moot controls all 12/09/2012 on wtf /b/ +2
#18 - i smoked for two years and i never had trouble striking it wit…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/09/2012 on The law 101 +6
User avatar #50 - jajathezombie (12/09/2012) [-]
I've never had trouble with it, but it's irritating. It kind of rubs my thumb the wrong way.
User avatar #36 - dangeroustogoalone (12/09/2012) [-]
weak thumbs dude
User avatar #42 - rainbowrush (12/09/2012) [-]
You get stronger thumbs by using it.
User avatar #103 - dangeroustogoalone (12/11/2012) [-]
i guess that is true
User avatar #23 - thephantur (12/09/2012) [-]
Same. It makes no difference for me.
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2012 on you won't sleep tonight +3
#2 - dummerbaztard (12/08/2012) [-]
What an odd coincidence, destiny decided we should have the same plans tonight!
#1 - you hear the worst possible meaning when someone says somethin… 12/06/2012 on It's just my sick mind -1
#16 - do { cout << "mhm, go on"<<endl;… 12/06/2012 on Computer Science 0
#6 - please, no, i come to the internet to escape this kind of stuff! 12/06/2012 on translating +1
#43 - **collegedood rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at… 12/06/2012 on 3DS Safety +1
#2 - first look at how the majority of people are educated today an… 12/05/2012 on GOD +4
#270 - **collegedood rolled a random image posted in comment #17 a… 12/04/2012 on Progress 0
#2 - go to tumblr, all the little girls on there like supernatural 12/03/2012 on Help please +2
#16 - **collegedood rolled a random image posted in comment #19531… 12/02/2012 on I find this oddly arousing... 0
#53 - **collegedood rolled a random image posted in comment #54701… 12/01/2012 on very true +3
#75 - **collegedood rolled a random image posted in comment #11 a… 12/01/2012 on Pub T-shirt gone wrong +1
#70 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 12/01/2012 on Pub T-shirt gone wrong +5
#80 - artyommetro (12/01/2012) [-]
#72 - upyoursnumbnuts (12/01/2012) [-]
Do you have any idea how long I sat here and stared at this waiting for something to happen. I am so disappointed.
#75 - collegedood (12/01/2012) [-]
**collegedood rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at Best.Killcam.Ever **
you had two jobs: don't blink, keep calm
you obviously didn't do the keep calm part which is why nothing good happened
#331 - **collegedood rolls 94** i will play your little game 12/01/2012 on Opposite day 0
#92 - **collegedood rolled a random image posted in comment #54239…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2012 on Coincidence? I Think Not... +4
User avatar #112 - bitey (12/01/2012) [-]
No, I odd lift.
#310 - 8/10 would laugh again  [+] (2 new replies) 11/30/2012 on Morbid Rolls +5
User avatar #311 - anonymoose (11/30/2012) [-]
I shall reply to you so you get brought here for your second laugh.
User avatar #320 - anonymoused (11/30/2012) [-]
enjoy your 2nd laugh as well
#108 - woah man, i can't even touch your swag right now  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2012 on Good Guy Volkswagen +1
User avatar #122 - cupcakedevourer (11/30/2012) [-]
You got so much swag right now collegedood
#247 - computer science is my minor now. but im saying its not someth…  [+] (12 new replies) 11/27/2012 on Witty title goes up your ass 0
User avatar #250 - infinitereaper (11/27/2012) [-]
Entrepreneur is basically what it is. I need a starter business of some sort to really begin to build something great. At any rate I'll be working full time, hopefully getting published in the next 2 years, and working on several of my other projects. Programming is a maybe for me, but if I do I will really commit. If worst comes to worst I have a few back up plans, one which includes the Airforce. 4 years a steady job with decent pay and a GI bill to pay for college; I might just do that to begin with, but I'm still thinking about it. At anyrate it's pretty much my fail safe.

I'm not worried about me. In the end I don't care whether I live or die. The beautiful thing about that is: I have nothing to lose, and everything to gain. Survival means nothing to me, I'm interested in living.
#313 - lolollo (11/30/2012) [-]
"4 years a steady job with decent pay and a GI bill to pay for college; I might just do that to begin with, but I'm still thinking about it. At anyrate it's pretty much my fail safe."

And then, as a final point, I point out that you do, in fact, include college in your plans, making your overall stance moot.

I think we're done here.
User avatar #315 - infinitereaper (11/30/2012) [-]
I'm not sure avoidance and maybe account for anything but if it makes you happy okay.
You really need to expand your horizons.
User avatar #317 - lolollo (11/30/2012) [-]
I am, by going to school and opening more doors for myself. Going to college isn't synonymous with putting your life on hold. If you seriously think that you'd have to do that just to go to college, then maybe you are right not to go to college. I guess not everyone's cut out for the pressure.

You probably are better off staying in your comfort zone where it's easy, and insignificant.
User avatar #319 - infinitereaper (11/30/2012) [-]
I never said it was. It's very career specific.

Easy? It's much easier to just college like everyone else and flail about like everyone else. Insignificance, is following the herd just as much as it's trying to stray from it. It takes balance. You're just close minded is all. Convinced your superior, but in the end you're just full of yourself.

Enjoy your life mate. Hopefully no unforeseen tragedies befall you. How pointless everything you hold in yourself would become then.
User avatar #321 - lolollo (11/30/2012) [-]
And look at you, not even doing it. It's so easy yet you can't even be arsed into doing it.

So it's either that college is too hard for you to deal with, or it's actually easy and you look less ambitious for not being able to do it.

Sounds like a neat little conundrum.
User avatar #323 - infinitereaper (11/30/2012) [-]
Your problem is that your convinced you need college to be successful. I just don't believe that's the case for every field. I happen to be pursing fields a college degree wouldn't be too useful in. There is nothing wrong with that. And it's not like I'm being lazy. My goals aren't easy, in fact, they are probably more difficult than going to college, or at least on the same level. As I've said before, this was never a matter of right or wrong, but ego and vindication.
User avatar #324 - lolollo (11/30/2012) [-]
It's not even about whether college is needed to do well in life.

It's about a task you find meaningless and easy, yet you can't do it yourself. It's a negative mark on your character. It begs the question.

Is it you won't...or can't?
User avatar #326 - infinitereaper (11/30/2012) [-]
We may be breaking thread limits.

I just want don't to loose the time. And I was so sick of schooling. I can, I would just rather die than go. To put it simply.

As for confidence. It's all about balance, I believe I'll succeed, but I know its going to be hard and I'll have to overcome several failures/disappointments.
User avatar #328 - lolollo (11/30/2012) [-]
Then you can't. Going to basic training was a colossal pain in the ass, and I'll admit the term "I'd rather die" came up a few times, but I didn't give up. I didn't give up because I knew I could, and I did. And now? Now I know I can. I know I can because I did. You still don't know if you can because you didn't. You quit, even with all of that ambition you claimed to have. You take everything you've said, and most sane people would come to the conclusion that you can't, not that you can but didn't.

You "believe you'll succeed", but the truth is you're just as much a victim of things being "too hard" as everyone else.
User avatar #329 - infinitereaper (11/30/2012) [-]
I'll admit I didn't handle it well in my earlier years, but the truth is that really. I just really hate academia. More than I hate spicy food. It's just complete hell to me. Hollow foreboding, it was never about difficulty; it was about becoming so empty that I would simply fade away. I think this may be in part because of my currently unknown health issues. I may have a gluten intolerance, auto immune disease or a thyroid deficiency. I'm drained to begin with, my body is a real bitch. I really just want to work, earn some savings, and get some work experience. I really want to take the time to get my life together and start pursing the things I care about; like literature. I don't see whats so wrong about that. I'll be working hard to support myself and pursue my dreams. Isn't that okay? Is that wrong of me?
User avatar #327 - infinitereaper (11/30/2012) [-]
lose*
#63 - you hope to build a business in the next 5 years? doing what? …  [+] (14 new replies) 11/27/2012 on Witty title goes up your ass 0
User avatar #240 - infinitereaper (11/27/2012) [-]
My business ideas don't really revolve around programming. All I can say that is you shouldn't give in.

The reason I've gotten so many responses to my comment is because of peoples own personal fails and mentalities. Just because for example one person didn't make they assume no one else can. Which pretty much sets them up to failure forever anyways.
User avatar #247 - collegedood (11/27/2012) [-]
computer science is my minor now. but im saying its not something you get good at by spending a couple hours a week learning.

i wasnt assuming that your plans revolved around programming, but what are your business plans? because unless you are trying to become an entrepreneur i cant see you getting very far at this age with very little job experience.

the main reason everyone has failed at their dreams is because they werent truly committed or they didnt know the right steps to attaining them.
User avatar #250 - infinitereaper (11/27/2012) [-]
Entrepreneur is basically what it is. I need a starter business of some sort to really begin to build something great. At any rate I'll be working full time, hopefully getting published in the next 2 years, and working on several of my other projects. Programming is a maybe for me, but if I do I will really commit. If worst comes to worst I have a few back up plans, one which includes the Airforce. 4 years a steady job with decent pay and a GI bill to pay for college; I might just do that to begin with, but I'm still thinking about it. At anyrate it's pretty much my fail safe.

I'm not worried about me. In the end I don't care whether I live or die. The beautiful thing about that is: I have nothing to lose, and everything to gain. Survival means nothing to me, I'm interested in living.
#313 - lolollo (11/30/2012) [-]
"4 years a steady job with decent pay and a GI bill to pay for college; I might just do that to begin with, but I'm still thinking about it. At anyrate it's pretty much my fail safe."

And then, as a final point, I point out that you do, in fact, include college in your plans, making your overall stance moot.

I think we're done here.
User avatar #315 - infinitereaper (11/30/2012) [-]
I'm not sure avoidance and maybe account for anything but if it makes you happy okay.
You really need to expand your horizons.
User avatar #317 - lolollo (11/30/2012) [-]
I am, by going to school and opening more doors for myself. Going to college isn't synonymous with putting your life on hold. If you seriously think that you'd have to do that just to go to college, then maybe you are right not to go to college. I guess not everyone's cut out for the pressure.

You probably are better off staying in your comfort zone where it's easy, and insignificant.
User avatar #319 - infinitereaper (11/30/2012) [-]
I never said it was. It's very career specific.

Easy? It's much easier to just college like everyone else and flail about like everyone else. Insignificance, is following the herd just as much as it's trying to stray from it. It takes balance. You're just close minded is all. Convinced your superior, but in the end you're just full of yourself.

Enjoy your life mate. Hopefully no unforeseen tragedies befall you. How pointless everything you hold in yourself would become then.
User avatar #321 - lolollo (11/30/2012) [-]
And look at you, not even doing it. It's so easy yet you can't even be arsed into doing it.

So it's either that college is too hard for you to deal with, or it's actually easy and you look less ambitious for not being able to do it.

Sounds like a neat little conundrum.
User avatar #323 - infinitereaper (11/30/2012) [-]
Your problem is that your convinced you need college to be successful. I just don't believe that's the case for every field. I happen to be pursing fields a college degree wouldn't be too useful in. There is nothing wrong with that. And it's not like I'm being lazy. My goals aren't easy, in fact, they are probably more difficult than going to college, or at least on the same level. As I've said before, this was never a matter of right or wrong, but ego and vindication.
User avatar #324 - lolollo (11/30/2012) [-]
It's not even about whether college is needed to do well in life.

It's about a task you find meaningless and easy, yet you can't do it yourself. It's a negative mark on your character. It begs the question.

Is it you won't...or can't?
User avatar #326 - infinitereaper (11/30/2012) [-]
We may be breaking thread limits.

I just want don't to loose the time. And I was so sick of schooling. I can, I would just rather die than go. To put it simply.

As for confidence. It's all about balance, I believe I'll succeed, but I know its going to be hard and I'll have to overcome several failures/disappointments.
User avatar #328 - lolollo (11/30/2012) [-]
Then you can't. Going to basic training was a colossal pain in the ass, and I'll admit the term "I'd rather die" came up a few times, but I didn't give up. I didn't give up because I knew I could, and I did. And now? Now I know I can. I know I can because I did. You still don't know if you can because you didn't. You quit, even with all of that ambition you claimed to have. You take everything you've said, and most sane people would come to the conclusion that you can't, not that you can but didn't.

You "believe you'll succeed", but the truth is you're just as much a victim of things being "too hard" as everyone else.
User avatar #329 - infinitereaper (11/30/2012) [-]
I'll admit I didn't handle it well in my earlier years, but the truth is that really. I just really hate academia. More than I hate spicy food. It's just complete hell to me. Hollow foreboding, it was never about difficulty; it was about becoming so empty that I would simply fade away. I think this may be in part because of my currently unknown health issues. I may have a gluten intolerance, auto immune disease or a thyroid deficiency. I'm drained to begin with, my body is a real bitch. I really just want to work, earn some savings, and get some work experience. I really want to take the time to get my life together and start pursing the things I care about; like literature. I don't see whats so wrong about that. I'll be working hard to support myself and pursue my dreams. Isn't that okay? Is that wrong of me?
User avatar #327 - infinitereaper (11/30/2012) [-]
lose*
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#15 - **collegedood rolled a random image posted in comment #17059… 11/25/2012 on One day -7
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