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#1 - **collegedood used "*roll picture*"** **collegedood rolled …  [+] (6 replies) 02/27/2015 on So this is being kept... 0
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#5 - lupislord (02/27/2015) [-]
Common misconception, you see what it actually was, was a weather balloon

and it didn't explode, that was just swamp gas
#8 - anon (02/28/2015) [-]
And then swamp gas got ignited and melted the steal beams.
#10 - anon (02/28/2015) [-]
And the resulting explosion killed 6 million jews.
#9 - anon (02/28/2015) [-]
steel*

Fuck.
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#2 - TwiztidNinja (02/27/2015) [-]
read the description
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#3 - collegedood (02/27/2015) [-]
don't make me read more than i have to
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#305 - **collegedood used "*roll picture*"** **collegedood rolled …  [+] (1 reply) 02/24/2015 on fatties gonna fat 0
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#309 - scootabot (02/24/2015) [-]
I'm surprised he doesn't have diabeetus.

I remember once we went out to eat, a buffet. Some Chinese restaurant he loves so much, then after a few hours at the mall, he decides to go to McDonalds to get a double quarter pounder and fries.

That was easily a few thousand calories in one day, but I don't know how to explain it. That metabolism, man. Maybe he runs his fucking ass off while playing his games. I don't know.
#301 - **collegedood used "*roll picture*"** **collegedood rolled …  [+] (3 replies) 02/24/2015 on fatties gonna fat 0
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#303 - scootabot (02/24/2015) [-]
That doesn't change the fact that he overeats, doesn't exercise, and yet still stays scrawny.
#305 - collegedood (02/24/2015) [-]
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>he doesn't eat as much as you think
>staying up for 48 hours playing a game is taxing to the body
it does change it
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#309 - scootabot (02/24/2015) [-]
I'm surprised he doesn't have diabeetus.

I remember once we went out to eat, a buffet. Some Chinese restaurant he loves so much, then after a few hours at the mall, he decides to go to McDonalds to get a double quarter pounder and fries.

That was easily a few thousand calories in one day, but I don't know how to explain it. That metabolism, man. Maybe he runs his fucking ass off while playing his games. I don't know.
#292 - **collegedood used "*roll picture*"** **collegedood rolled …  [+] (5 replies) 02/24/2015 on fatties gonna fat 0
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#298 - scootabot (02/24/2015) [-]
No, like I said, he does no exercise at all. His only activities were eating and playing vidja. Last I spoke to him, he was playing Dark RP on GMod servers.

He was the type of kid to always pre-order games and spend weeks playing them. I always had to learn about the new games through him because I never had internet when I was little.

So, basically, he sits in his room all day, plays on his computer, and then eats everything he wants, doesn't gain weight. I could claim that it's witchcraft, but I'm just going to chalk it up to his weirdo metabolism.
#301 - collegedood (02/24/2015) [-]
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I would chalk it up as you are thinking he eats more than he actually does, and if he plays all hours of the night he is stressing his body enough to burn some of the extra Calories. Not really a health nut though so this is all speculation.
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#303 - scootabot (02/24/2015) [-]
That doesn't change the fact that he overeats, doesn't exercise, and yet still stays scrawny.
#305 - collegedood (02/24/2015) [-]
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>he doesn't eat as much as you think
>staying up for 48 hours playing a game is taxing to the body
it does change it
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#309 - scootabot (02/24/2015) [-]
I'm surprised he doesn't have diabeetus.

I remember once we went out to eat, a buffet. Some Chinese restaurant he loves so much, then after a few hours at the mall, he decides to go to McDonalds to get a double quarter pounder and fries.

That was easily a few thousand calories in one day, but I don't know how to explain it. That metabolism, man. Maybe he runs his fucking ass off while playing his games. I don't know.
#287 - **collegedood used "*roll picture*"** **collegedood rolled …  [+] (49 replies) 02/24/2015 on fatties gonna fat 0
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#288 - scootabot (02/24/2015) [-]
He's over 20. So, I'm just confused.
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#293 - leal (02/24/2015) [-]
You're grossly overestimating how much he eats.
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#300 - scootabot (02/24/2015) [-]
I wished I was. But I've actually seen him do it. He says that he's just hungry and he eats whenever he wants until he's full. Which is a fucking ton.

If you know him better than I do, then please tell me that he just does it all for show and goes home to vomit it all up.
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#341 - trollmobile (02/24/2015) [-]
i eat twice as much as my brother in every meal.

i have 2 or 3 meals a day, he has 7+
and he drinks soda, i don't.
#316 - ghouleyed (02/24/2015) [-]
Same as me i am 60 kg and 180cm mostly at home playing and eat for 2 or 3.

Most of my friends call me vacuum and doesn't want me to visit them ;D

<- Just random animal gif
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#318 - scootabot (02/24/2015) [-]
People find it hard to believe that people can eat all they want, not exercise, and still stay thin.

All I'm saying is that shit like this happens, sometimes. Like there are wires crossed or some shit.
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#324 - ghouleyed (02/24/2015) [-]
Well but it ain't cheap when we have to buy food for 5-7 peoples when there are only 3 of us living in same house. It's like 1000€ for food each month when it's 100€-300€ for normal people.

We would be so fat if we could at least that's what my sister always jokes about.
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#330 - scootabot (02/24/2015) [-]
I'm fat mostly because we don't buy any healthy foods. So it's either microwave a burrito or starve. Lol.
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#360 - ghouleyed (02/24/2015) [-]
Well i eat at least once a day 1x Fazer chocolate bar, 1xDoubleburger with big coke and frenchfries, Couple beefs with smash potatos and for evening snack anything that is found in fridge.

Everything else except Fazer chokobar in this might change each day but the amount is not and that's why everyone thinks our family should be fat or maybe dead from thrombosis.

But of course when we don't have money for more food we eat anything at all and get angry or depressed.
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#339 - leal (02/24/2015) [-]
>literally owns up to what I just said earlier despite crying about it earlier.



Fuck you guy.
#356 - ghouleyed (02/24/2015) [-]
This is why humanity is rotting you should never share bad feeling with others just bottle it up and never let go that's what i do and i get good job everytime my part time ends.

cause i'm positive and not acting like prick it must be because i lack electrons
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#349 - scootabot (02/24/2015) [-]
I never cried over anything. You started our argument. Asshole.

Eat a dick.
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#350 - leal (02/24/2015) [-]
>argument
>me stating facts and you denying them.

LMAO
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#352 - scootabot (02/24/2015) [-]
I never, once, denied your facts.

Name once when I denied your facts you fucking miserable excuse for a person.
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#304 - leal (02/24/2015) [-]
Your friend can't escape the laws of thermodynamics.

Just because the guy ate out with you doesn't mean he does all the time.


He probably just snacks all day and claims to eat a lot.
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#306 - scootabot (02/24/2015) [-]
I still don't know how to explain it. LIke I said, he eats a lot, doesn't exercise, and then just stays skinny.
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#308 - leal (02/24/2015) [-]
He doesn't eat as much as you think.

I bet if he counted his calories you'd realize he barely eats at all.
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#310 - scootabot (02/24/2015) [-]
Well, he orders out a lot. Orders pizza at least three times a week. Eats a whole box of meat lovers by himself.

I don't know how to explain it, but he's skinny and does no exercise. I've not seen him here lately, so he might be humongous, but I don't know.

Then there's me, I eat barely anything, I walk around for at least a couple of miles each day, then I just gain weight like its no one's business.

I was fat when I was a child, even though I went out, ran, played, all this stuff. I would play until I couldn't anymore, until I wanted to vomit, then I came home and I ate dinner which was normally something white trash. Hot-dogs, mashed potatoes, mac and cheese, hamburger helper, that sort of stuff.

Why is it that no matter how much I exercise I still can't shed weight but when my friend eats and shit he doesn't gain a single pound?
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#311 - leal (02/24/2015) [-]
You eat Shit tier calorie dense food.

How did I know I would be talking to someone fat just based on your shit logic?
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#319 - ghouleyed (02/24/2015) [-]
you are just asshole sir try to clean your vagina sometime it must be full of sand.

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#322 - leal (02/24/2015) [-]
No, I'm just logical.
I take it your "genetics" are what makes you overweight as well?
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#326 - ghouleyed (02/24/2015) [-]
Well i am 60kg and 180cm so yea genetics make me overweight nah but really genes are what come from family so if you've got fat parents you are more likely to become fat.
#327 - leal (02/24/2015) [-]
>My parents eat/ate shit food, so I eat shit food.
>I eat shit food so I'm fat.
>GENETICS!


Also 50$ says you're skinnyfat at that height/weight.

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#357 - ghouleyed (02/24/2015) [-]
Here's my picture but beaware it was too much for the masses so it's bit down voted www.funnyjunk.com/channel/fucking-finland/Nothingness/qBnLLdO/
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#358 - leal (02/24/2015) [-]
:^)
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#359 - ghouleyed (02/24/2015) [-]
Yea bit funny since i made that right after army. ;D
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#355 - ghouleyed (02/24/2015) [-]
Well i would not say that i would've failed in the army pretty bad if i were even little fat or not in good condition.
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#317 - scootabot (02/24/2015) [-]
Hi, I'm scootabot, the one not judging you on your appearance.

Nice to meet you.
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#325 - leal (02/24/2015) [-]
Actually pay attention to what you eat and you'll see that's why you're fat.
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#329 - scootabot (02/24/2015) [-]
I ... do? Man, you're making a lot of assumptions just based on a physical trait of me.

I'm not complaining that I'm fat. I know that I am. I'm fine with it. I've accepted it. Sure, I could change it, but ... Y'know. I'm lazy. All I was saying was that my friend doesn't gain weight here. I'm not complaining about my own. Lol. I'm actually very well balanced. I've got quite a bit of fat, but also a lot of muscle.

I mean, I don't know you well enough to say that you're acting like a douchebag, so I'm just going to go ahead and assume that a fat person ate your ice cream cone when you were smaller so you have some sort of negativity towards them.
#333 - leal (02/24/2015) [-]
You wouldn't give a shit about it if you were skinny too.
Being skinny isn't good but being fat is worse.

I'm not acting like a douchebag, I'm stating facts.
Fat people are on average less intelligent, and make less yearly.
They smell worse and some don't even clean themselves it's fucking sickening.
My younger brothers are both overweight and have double chins, it's disgusting and when I tell my mom to stop enabling them and buying shit tier food what does she reply? "everyone is like that here in America, stop calling them fat how would you react if someone said that about you?" as if it's something they couldn't change.

Obesity is a virus that needs to be put in check.
Fat people are a drain on a countries medical resources.

I've had this idea for an animation regarding obesity for a long time.
Basically we begin by establishing this utopia wherein the people are slim, strong and productive in every sense.
We start with an aerial shot that starts at a distance establishing this lush beautiful land of plenty.
We swoop into the forest on the outskirts of the village where men are gathering lumber, their muscles rippling and bulging.
We fly into the town where beautiful woman are cooking up delicious feasts and adorable children are frolicking in the morning sunlight.
The camera flies on to reveal a containment facility made of solid oak and topped with wooden spikes. This is why the men were gathering lumber.
Inside is our ultimate fantasy: a concentration camp for fatties. They are forced to run endlessly, massive strongmen herding them like cattle.
They are force fed fruit and vegetables and are forced to squat tree trunks and deadlift boulders. Some of them were too weak and their massive hulking corpses are strewn across the ground. Other fatties try to eat their deceased bretheren but are beaten down mercilessly by their glorious superiors.
We move past the camp to the testing facility where ex-fatties compete to earn their place in normal society. Some succeed and are let free to join paradise. Others fail and are ground down into mince and used for the gains of the officers.
That's the just of it
#334 - scootabot (02/24/2015) [-]
I have a feeling I've talked with you once before. You were crazy then, you're crazy now.

Based on your story, you've been negatively influenced by fat people in your life which causes you to feel like fat people are still negatively influencing you in a personal way. If it bothers you, then you let it bother you.

I'll say it once, I'll say it again. Psychotic Asswipe. Get help for that psychosis.

inb4 you're fat, so you're angry you're fat.
#335 - leal (02/24/2015) [-]
>you've been negatively influenced by fat people in your life
nope
>feel like fat people are still negatively influencing you in a personal way
Nope



Fat people are just fucking sickening and if you can't see the problem with it you're a delusional man-child.
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#351 - scootabot (02/24/2015) [-]
I walked a mile today.

I'll be the first to tell you that exercise feels good, even through all the burn and hell you go through during. It's a lot of fun and feels awesome in the afterglow.

There's a difference between wanting to help fat people and then second coming of Hitler. What you described was pretty much what Hitler did, sans the killing.

You pretty much just told me that your family was fat enablers and that you felt angry about it. Stop crying about shit you can't change and most importantly, stop being an ass. Being mean to people isn't going to make them lose weight. It's only going to make them pissed off.
#385 - leal (03/02/2015) [-]
>I walked a mile today.
>a mile
I'm sorry that's still funny.
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#386 - scootabot (03/02/2015) [-]
I suppose it is. Lol.
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#387 - leal (03/02/2015) [-]
Did you honestly think that was impressive or what?
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#388 - scootabot (03/02/2015) [-]
Lol. Not really, I could've gone another couple of miles, but my legs were hurting at that point and I was just glad that I did a mile of nonstop walking. I hadn't done it in a while and judging by the burning in my legs and the pleasant afterglow... I don't care what you think.

I'm having too good of a day for you to spoil. ^^

Good day.
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#353 - leal (02/24/2015) [-]
WOOOW A WHOLE MILE?
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#354 - scootabot (02/24/2015) [-]
Yeah. Progress.

Or are you going to be an ass again? I can already tell that you're the type of person that makes fun of those who try and fix the problem so that they feel superior in some way.

Well, guess what? One day, you're going to die. Regardless of what you eat or what you do. You will die. Just like the rest of us. On that day, I hope you remember these words.

Eat shit you flaming bigot. With contempt - Scootabot.
#376 - anon (02/25/2015) [-]
I just think if anyone had enough time to side by side compare overweight "slow metabolism" people with "fit" people the differences would become clearer, the fit people would eat less than you think, you would eat more than you think, they would exercise harder/more than you think, you would exercise at a very basic pace (and so rarely adapt to change - since it isn't a real "stress").

I also think its fucking awful to mock people at the gym who are new/big - or even people just doing something to change it, but I'm ALWAYS met by upset/metabolism arguments but I ALWAYS find flaws, significant ones. A few snacks after evening meal, but not realising a big handful or two of peanuts is much more than 2-3 eggs in calories. High sugar snacks causing an insulin (an anabolic [growth] hormone] spike after a sensible meal. Going to the gym but being on an elliptical machine or bike at little above a walking pace wont ask the body to change / adapt (***Stress***/recover/adapt[/change]).

I have seen things that are difficult to explain, I've witnessed someone sticking to a meal plan and seen them walking out the gym red faced three times in a week but they've lost 1lb ... how I wonder..? Well, some other things have explained it - water retention from approaching period, they have their period and repeat the process for another two weeks, not only does the retention drop the other weight does too, hey presto 5-7lbs in 3-4 weeks.

I don't have the sample sizes, eye witness accounts, education to say for sure, all I can stress is people underestimate their intake and over estimate their exercise/diet quality, while doing the opposite for light and/or fit people. A few bad apples may spoil my impression but even at the age of 30 I look down on people who blame their genetics for it and ALWAYS think they are deluded.
There's plenty of stuff I've sucked at in life, lots of different reasons, but my point is I'll concede that they are either plain better than me at it or that I just dont have the drive/passion in that area to do it properly. so I can completely sympathise with people who don't want to cut carbs and work to 95% capacity in a gym while studfying exactly how to do it, families who cant afford a massive range of healthy food, or are stressed to death and can't be cooking an hour worth of food with 45 minutes of dishes, Im not that ignorant (I hope..)

still comes down to calories in vs calories out - intensity levels, diet quality.
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#377 - scootabot (02/25/2015) [-]
I'm not even talking about ME during all of this.

leal was trying to swerve my words around against me saying that the reason why I'm fat is because I have a slow metabolism. I never once said that. I said that I know I'm fat and I just accept it. I'm doing things to try and change it. I got this big because I didn't pay attention to what I was eating, nor did I care. Now, I'm kind of getting disgusted at myself when I look in the mirror. Being fat is hard, but it's a condition that some of us CHOSE to be put into.

If there was anything close regarding 'genetics' or 'metabolism', when referring to myself personally, during any of my statements it was when I spoke about when I was younger. I would eat shit tier food but still go outside and play. I was a pretty chubby kid growing up and nothing has ever really changed. I had actually joined a football team back in High School, which got me a lot of exercise, but I still didn't shed the weight. Instead, I gained a lot of muscle.

I asked some of the guys ( my friends ) why I wasn't really losing weight, but I was working out as hard as anyone else out there. They told me that if I gain muscle before I lose the weight, the fat gets stuck in pockets because it has no where to go. Or something like that. After High School, though, I let myself go. I did and ate what felt good.

I know that I'm fat, I'm wanting to change it. Today, I was at the gym for nearly two hours. Doing some weight lifting and general cardio. I'm fucking exhausted. I'm trying to fix the issue.

My friend on the other hand, eats what he wants and doesn't gain shit. He's a scrawny motherfucker, so his is friend that he games with. It's crazy. I just assumed he had a fast metabolism because he did what he did with almost little to no consequences.
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#292 - collegedood (02/24/2015) [-]
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Did he do any sports in high school?
I ran XC for 6 years and now have been in college for 5 while eating healthy so I am just as scrawny as I was back then.
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#298 - scootabot (02/24/2015) [-]
No, like I said, he does no exercise at all. His only activities were eating and playing vidja. Last I spoke to him, he was playing Dark RP on GMod servers.

He was the type of kid to always pre-order games and spend weeks playing them. I always had to learn about the new games through him because I never had internet when I was little.

So, basically, he sits in his room all day, plays on his computer, and then eats everything he wants, doesn't gain weight. I could claim that it's witchcraft, but I'm just going to chalk it up to his weirdo metabolism.
#301 - collegedood (02/24/2015) [-]
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I would chalk it up as you are thinking he eats more than he actually does, and if he plays all hours of the night he is stressing his body enough to burn some of the extra Calories. Not really a health nut though so this is all speculation.
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#303 - scootabot (02/24/2015) [-]
That doesn't change the fact that he overeats, doesn't exercise, and yet still stays scrawny.
#305 - collegedood (02/24/2015) [-]
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>he doesn't eat as much as you think
>staying up for 48 hours playing a game is taxing to the body
it does change it
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#309 - scootabot (02/24/2015) [-]
I'm surprised he doesn't have diabeetus.

I remember once we went out to eat, a buffet. Some Chinese restaurant he loves so much, then after a few hours at the mall, he decides to go to McDonalds to get a double quarter pounder and fries.

That was easily a few thousand calories in one day, but I don't know how to explain it. That metabolism, man. Maybe he runs his fucking ass off while playing his games. I don't know.