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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:9/14/2010
Last Login:10/01/2014
Location:ohio
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    Company Company
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    A silly comp V2 A silly comp V2
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    Yogurts Yogurts
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    Skriym Skriym
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    Long silly comp. Long silly comp.
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    Life Life
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    Natural Habitat Natural Habitat
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    Neil Neil
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    Black magic Black magic
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    Parallel Universes 2 Parallel Universes 2
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    Frustration Frustration
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    Lol wait Lol wait
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    Nom nom Nom nom

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#11 - Picture 09/30/2014 on Alienne you back 0
#13 - Picture 09/30/2014 on autofocus 0
#37 - dogs are loyal now get your stuff and leave 09/30/2014 on You weren't loyal +1
#21 - Picture 09/28/2014 on (untitled) +3
#156 - Comment deleted 09/26/2014 on Shots fired 0
#84 - **coldsockz rolled image ** 09/23/2014 on a good friend +6
#213 - Comment deleted 09/23/2014 on you wouldn't download a... 0
#82 - Comment deleted 09/23/2014 on 4chong maymay arrows 0
#7 - Comment deleted 09/23/2014 on Emma Watson Nudes. 0
#7 - ladies, are these actual things  [+] (30 new replies) 09/22/2014 on old repost +122
User avatar #292 - nipplelessmage (09/23/2014) [-]
but there are no females on this site....we'll never know....
User avatar #245 - mettih (09/23/2014) [-]
I did use blood as lube once, but that was because I accidently scratched off the crust of a burn I've at my crotch area. (Pro tip: some pads sucks)
But I would never use period blood as lube
#239 - mettih has deleted their comment.
User avatar #200 - esquaredsixteen (09/23/2014) [-]
As far as I know, my gf's only done a few of these, and I've been with her for 8 years. The bra ones are true-ish and the re-wearing of a recent outfit if no one important saw it (which apparently excludes me).

I think I'm going to play it safe and not let her make salads any more though.
#170 - burgerfart (09/23/2014) [-]
The blood as lube thing... I can confirm.. A girl I went to high school with told me she woke up masturbating.. The thing was.. She was on her period.. She told me she was to close to quit... (I was 16 at the time and yes... It spooked me..)
#156 - firesky (09/23/2014) [-]
As a dude I don't see a problem with the 3rd one
User avatar #96 - Karfeyenta (09/23/2014) [-]
almost all of these are true for me.

If my vibrator's crusty, I usually just roll it around on my sheet and call it good.
#286 - exotic (09/23/2014) [-]
#273 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
Thank you. Truly thank you for making me feel this way.
User avatar #234 - becauseoprahsaidso (09/23/2014) [-]
you are one nasty bitch
#188 - spacehawk (09/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #151 - oneupforme (09/23/2014) [-]
I'm not going to lie, I am okay with this.
#147 - HAMMATIMEZ (09/23/2014) [-]
#145 - notapancake (09/23/2014) [-]
#101 - eddio (09/23/2014) [-]
Aaaaand I'm asexual.
#99 - roll (09/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #56 - Temari (09/23/2014) [-]
Eh, half and half. Some are true, some are gross but possible, some are unimaginable...
User avatar #85 - licestr (09/23/2014) [-]
do you not masturbate with blood?
User avatar #217 - mrtwilightsparkle (09/23/2014) [-]
I don't really see what's so bad about blood. Sure, it's a bit gross at first, but nothing more. The lady and I still do stuff when she's on her period. I'd never in a thousand years get my red wings, but about everything else is fair game.
#257 - fitta (09/23/2014) [-]
>the lady
>pony pic
I think I know what you mean
just a joke
User avatar #258 - mrtwilightsparkle (09/23/2014) [-]
No worries, I got a giggle.

I desperately need a new account
User avatar #97 - Karfeyenta (09/23/2014) [-]
I do.
#297 - Metallicock (09/23/2014) [-]
That's pretty metal
User avatar #203 - assassindash (09/23/2014) [-]
Brutal.
User avatar #47 - Data (09/23/2014) [-]
A lot of them are, but the period ones... no. Never. I have enough tampons to absorb the red sea, if I have to.
#12 - mr skeltal (09/23/2014) [-]
Some of them are, but others are clearly written by a dude.
#113 - haedshot (09/23/2014) [-]
which ones are true? i need this info to further develop research for sociology and uh-... stuff
#86 - mr skeltal (09/23/2014) [-]
Agreed. Some of them made me laugh; some of them made me vomit.
#42 - astriatus (09/23/2014) [-]
I'm not sure I can trust you.
#221 - primeministerofwup (09/23/2014) [-]
you can trust the CIS White Male

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User avatar #21 - MrMysteriousMagic (02/07/2014) [-]
may i have your fj points?
User avatar #14 - itemexchange (10/27/2013) [-]
hello i am trying to collect the random unused items and points to help a friend
since you do not appear to play items may i please take yours
if not thanks anyways and sorry for bothering you
#12 - mr skeltal (11/22/2012) [-]
I don't know if you're reposting a bunch of **** , but you have good taste sir!
User avatar #11 - zombiekillermike (12/19/2011) [-]
ogaboogabooga where the white women at
#10 - legitpencil (05/07/2011) [-]
Holy *************** it's the GAR CAT

RUN FOR YOUR ******* LIFE
#9 - legitpencil (05/04/2011) [-]
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User avatar #8 - legitpencil (03/08/2011) [-]
******* FLAWLESS VICTORY
User avatar #7 - sirbonzaiatak (03/08/2011) [-]
LOL i liked ur post, check out these for me please and thumb up :)

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User avatar #5 - legitpencil (02/06/2011) [-]
Oh sniper, you so silly.
User avatar #4 - legitpencil (01/29/2011) [-]
Love that .gif.
#2 - coldsockz (12/06/2010) [-]
say what?
User avatar #1 - legitpencil (12/06/2010) [-]
I love that pic. **** ***** I can't post images. My "account type is not allowed to post images on profiles".
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