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#1 - Be lucky you weren't at Taco Bell.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2013 on Thank you Smartphones and... +8
#4 - carefreedude (05/18/2013) [-]
Oh my fucking god. That did happen to me.

I was working that day and had to take a shit. I went to the bathroom and did my business, only to find that there was no toilet paper when I finished. I called their phone countless times to receive some assistance for this problem, but the phone decided to crap out on us that day, so no one could hear it. I was literally stuck on the can for a half hour before someone happened to be close enough to the phone to hear it. Oh Hell has no fury like a man who has been stuck in a Taco Bell bathroom for a half hour.

MFW they realized I was gone for a long time, but decided to not send a search party for me.
#17 - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coca-Cola It's right here dumbass. 05/17/2013 on I don't think Coca-Cola... +8
#7 - No you fool. Coke is owned by The Coca Cola Company and Pepsi …  [+] (36 new replies) 05/17/2013 on I don't think Coca-Cola... +119
#79 - N. Korean citizen (05/18/2013) [-]
FOOL OF A TOOK
#48 - N. Korean citizen (05/17/2013) [-]
Every heard of a subsidiary?
#99 - llamapowers (05/18/2013) [-]
And which company is it exactly that they are both subsidiaries of?
User avatar #9 - tojimajia (05/17/2013) [-]
pepsi bought cola 25 years ago.
Then just let them freeroam
#10 - michaelrosen (05/17/2013) [-]
Coca cola is not a trade marked product so Coca Cola Company does not need to reveal the secret recipe so yes pepsi is a cola drink but it sure aint coca cola
#11 - tojimajia (05/17/2013) [-]
Didn't listen to me at all. Thumbed me down and made a big deal out of it. the evidence is right there in front of you and you are too blind to see it. believe what you want, it has no bearing on me or the truth.
#73 - beefking (05/18/2013) [-]
**beefking rolls 09** you just jelly of the dubs!
#12 - michaelrosen (05/17/2013) [-]
Yeah the answer is right in front of me with a quick google search and it says that you are wrong and that pepsi does not have singular rights to cola
User avatar #46 - electrozz (05/17/2013) [-]
What about shared rights?
User avatar #13 - tojimajia (05/17/2013) [-]
whatever you say. Its yours to believe in. I can't change your opinion
#14 - michaelrosen (05/17/2013) [-]
Its the facts you cannot change dumbass
#15 - tojimajia (05/17/2013) [-]
You are so right. its all you. you've got the answers. No sense arguing. GG everyone on the internet, this guy wins.
User avatar #17 - colcrockett (05/17/2013) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coca-Cola It's right here dumbass.
#16 - michaelrosen (05/17/2013) [-]
Are you seriously that stupid? You are wasting your time trying to convince yourself of winning or annoying anyone
User avatar #18 - tojimajia (05/17/2013) [-]
man so many angry people. of course you're all right. You've got it made. you have the proof, the answers to universe, and everything else. how could i have though to have won?
User avatar #110 - pandasarekawai (05/18/2013) [-]
The son/daughter of Amy and Samy anyone? Go back to ABC
User avatar #100 - johnserrano (05/18/2013) [-]
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#19 - michaelrosen (05/17/2013) [-]
Please just kill yourself since you are not worth the life you have been given
#20 - tojimajia (05/17/2013) [-]
You are making this way to easy for me
#96 - creepycreeper (05/18/2013) [-]
HOLY SHIT AFTER MONTHS OF SEARCHING! A "TROLOLOLOL I WAS trollING AND YOU GUYS FELL FOR IT." ENDING!!

I miss the times when trolling didn't mean acting like a dumb fuck. It used to mean making other people look like a dumb fuck.
User avatar #41 - vatra (05/17/2013) [-]
Ah, I see, you are one of those. Say something stupid, defend it with bullshit logic. People deny you completely. Once you realize how stupid you look you claim "hur hur Iwas trollin' you mad dawg?" in a foolhardy attempt to save face.
#24 - spazzin (05/17/2013) [-]
#23 - senorfrog (05/17/2013) [-]
I wasn't even in this conversation and I have to say that was the 2nd worst trolling I have ever seen, just... I wanna cry knowing that there are people that suck so bad at life as you do living among us. Just I am sorry that you exist, I truly am.
User avatar #25 - tojimajia (05/17/2013) [-]
I used to troll properly, but then I stopped giving a fuck. mostly because unfortunately old school trolling requires baiting and bringing people into an argument they can't win. try to do that, and what you get is people calling you fagget and ending the convo there. not only that, but i still ended up pissing of 3 people now. So whether you think I'm horrible or not is of little consequence to me. after all, the internet is funny place, where everyone thinks they run supreme
#120 - michaelrosen (05/18/2013) [-]
Never did I call you "a fagget" so you just went and lost again
#74 - beefking (05/18/2013) [-]
**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #2080526 at Friendly ** you just jelly
User avatar #33 - icaruslives (05/17/2013) [-]
You found out you were wrong then you claimed to be trolling to save whatever pride and image you have of yourself
User avatar #26 - senorfrog (05/17/2013) [-]
I am old then, trolling must have changed sinced trolling was the art of making a clever thing that makes someone mad just because it was so clear to them and they should have seen it, then everyone laughs. Now days it just seems that people are pissing people off and ending with that calling it trolling, it isn't trolling.
User avatar #27 - tojimajia (05/17/2013) [-]
tbh i want it to go back to the way it was.

But i don't think it ever will
#121 - michaelrosen (05/18/2013) [-]
If you want it to go back then why the fuck are you acting like a moron and not like a true troll, stupid kid who wont work for anything
#103 - strictlypornos (05/18/2013) [-]
trolling was never good, you just got older, as did we all. The best you can hope to do is irritate a few gullible young-ins, but that won't bring you satisfaction like it used to. You're aging, but you're still right where you were.
User avatar #28 - senorfrog (05/17/2013) [-]
Some people do (Dark Souls trolled the hell out of me just earlier) but people are lazy now days and yeah it will never go back.
#30 - trollsidon (05/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #34 - senorfrog (05/17/2013) [-]
You got the exact same spot as well, just too good haha
#50 - electrozz (05/17/2013) [-]
#49 - electrozz has deleted their comment.
#4 - Actually thats probably the most logical thing in Spongebob. 05/02/2013 on Sign in a public swimming pool 0
#135 - THAT IS A GREAT SONG 04/28/2013 on Murica 0
#7 - Tiger sharks give birth to litters of pups. The number usually… 04/27/2013 on Fight for your right to... -4
#506 - I would certainly agree with the last part but they have less …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2013 on Canada -1
User avatar #513 - srskate (04/16/2013) [-]
I guess it comes down to your definition of super power.
If we split hairs, we can say China is an Economic super power, while the US is a nearly universal super power.
#496 - I don't think they are. They have a growing (though extremely …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/16/2013 on Canada -2
User avatar #498 - srskate (04/16/2013) [-]
Their influence is still widely felt though. They have some political pull with the US (especially considering out debt). They hold N. Korea's leash, they produce most american products.

However, I must say, no one has as much cultural influence as the US, partially because of our cocksure nature.
User avatar #506 - colcrockett (04/16/2013) [-]
I would certainly agree with the last part but they have less pull then you would think. The U.S. is on the verge of a manufacturing renaissance. We already make 20.4% of the worlds goods whereas China only makes 20.9%. One thing China will never have is cultural influence. People will simply never want to be like the Chinese whereas American culture is considered the norm globally. The fact that English is the lingua franca also goes to show the influence of the U.S. vs that of China.
User avatar #513 - srskate (04/16/2013) [-]
I guess it comes down to your definition of super power.
If we split hairs, we can say China is an Economic super power, while the US is a nearly universal super power.
#488 - Russia is no longer a super power either. The Russian economy …  [+] (11 new replies) 04/16/2013 on Canada -4
User avatar #501 - Conquistador (04/16/2013) [-]
I find it funny you're being completely logical and providing facts but you're still getting thumbed down.
User avatar #507 - srskate (04/16/2013) [-]
His first comment was quite abrasive, which is leading to general dislike.

Some people are also a bit emotional sometimes.
User avatar #515 - Conquistador (04/16/2013) [-]
I just think the general population here is retarded and attack anyone who's contravening with their bandwagon's mentality. Such as this "canada is the greatest country in the world" mentality.
User avatar #518 - srskate (04/16/2013) [-]
From one veteran to another.

yeah, pretty much.
#497 - legendofbearo (04/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #499 - srskate (04/16/2013) [-]
I'd say its turned into a legitimate conversation, personally.
User avatar #495 - srskate (04/16/2013) [-]
That really shows the power of a dictatorship.
Honestly, if you could find a good man (or woman), it'd be best to just let them rule.

I'd say china is a super power, despite our superior GDP.
User avatar #496 - colcrockett (04/16/2013) [-]
I don't think they are. They have a growing (though extremely unsustainable economy) but they have no cultural of military influence influence and very little political. They simply don't have what it takes to become a super power.
User avatar #498 - srskate (04/16/2013) [-]
Their influence is still widely felt though. They have some political pull with the US (especially considering out debt). They hold N. Korea's leash, they produce most american products.

However, I must say, no one has as much cultural influence as the US, partially because of our cocksure nature.
User avatar #506 - colcrockett (04/16/2013) [-]
I would certainly agree with the last part but they have less pull then you would think. The U.S. is on the verge of a manufacturing renaissance. We already make 20.4% of the worlds goods whereas China only makes 20.9%. One thing China will never have is cultural influence. People will simply never want to be like the Chinese whereas American culture is considered the norm globally. The fact that English is the lingua franca also goes to show the influence of the U.S. vs that of China.
User avatar #513 - srskate (04/16/2013) [-]
I guess it comes down to your definition of super power.
If we split hairs, we can say China is an Economic super power, while the US is a nearly universal super power.
#484 - More so than Canada, but, it is not necessarily a super power.…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2013 on Canada -4
User avatar #486 - srskate (04/16/2013) [-]
Ahh, well yeah. I'd agree. Canada is still a power, though, just not a super power. I don't think they consider themselves a super power, either. Just a joke.
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User avatar #1 - thecurlysage (01/23/2013) [-]
they're*
User avatar #2 to #1 - colcrockett (01/25/2013) [-]
What?
User avatar #3 to #2 - thecurlysage (01/25/2013) [-]
the comment you deleted it still shows up in your comments and you wrote "...their black" and you're a pussy for deleting comments
User avatar #4 to #3 - colcrockett (01/25/2013) [-]
Well that is a simple grammatical error and I figured that I might as well delete my comment to cut my losses.
User avatar #5 to #4 - thecurlysage (01/25/2013) [-]
look at it like a captain going down with his ship or like a punishment for doing something dumb and trust me i know what it's like i had a comment 700+ red thumbs and it put me in a deep whole but that was like a year and a half ago
User avatar #6 to #5 - colcrockett (01/25/2013) [-]
Well for the future I can do that.
User avatar #7 to #6 - thecurlysage (01/25/2013) [-]
do whatever you want man
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