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#488 - haloholic ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #486 - haloholic ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
What in the name of Talos did you just shout at me, you skeever dirt? I’ll have you know I am the greatest warrior in all of Tamriel, and I've led numerous raids on the Imperial City and Thalmor forces, and killed over 300 dragons. I am trained in the ways of the Voice, and I am the deadliest with a dagger of all the assassins that ever served the Dark Brotherhood. You are nothing to me but another whisper from the Night Mother. I’ll find you and consume your soul. You think you can hide behind your Dwemer-like communication device? Think twice on that, peasant. As we speak I am contacting my secret networks of thieves, pirates, werewolves, vampires, and mages across Skyrim and your exact location is being tracked right now so you better get ready for the Thu'um, horker. The kind of shout that destroyed High King Torygg. You’re my clan's next meal, fool. I can ride anywhere, in any province, and can tear you apart you in over a hundred ways, and that's just with my voice. Not only am I the best with a knife, but I have several guilds at my beck and call and I’ll do anything to erase you from the face of Nirn. If only you had a fortune teller to let you know what Daedric wrath your crimes have incurred, you might not have said a word. But you didn't, and now you will pay the ultimate toll, you witch. I’ll shout fire at you and you will get burned. You’re my dinner now.
#481 - haloholic ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
Would you date her?
swisscheesegrater
#482 to #481 - swisscheesegrater ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
Yes, I would. Why?
#483 to #482 - haloholic ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
I dunno just thought I would ask
marc is usually bad at this kind of stuff
#484 to #483 - swisscheesegrater ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
Ah, was just a bit curious.   
What do you mean by bad?
Ah, was just a bit curious.
What do you mean by bad?
#485 to #484 - haloholic ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
He just does
#478 - haloholic ONLINE (12/16/2012) [-]
What in the Lord's name did you just say about me, you little atheist? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Ministry school, and I have over 300 confirmed prayers. I am trained in the religion Baptist and I'm the top Priest in the entire Christian religion. You are nothing to me but another non believer. I will teach you the word of God with the largest choir that has ever been seen;
mark my works. You think you can get away with not believing in a god? Think again, atheist. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of churches across the USA and you're going to be forced to believe in god right now, so you better prepare for the faith, sir. The faith that wipes out the pathetic thing you call atheism. You're Christian now, sir. I can teach you anywhere, anytime, and I can preach in over seven hundred ways, and that's just off the top of my head. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching from memory, but I have access to the entire mob of the United States Christian Club and I will use it to its full extent to force you into Christianity, you little atheist. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little religion was about to bring down upon you, maybe you wouldn't have challenged the word of god. But you couldn't, you didn't and now you're praying the price, you imbecile. I will teach the word of God all over you and you will drown in it. You're a christian now, kiddo.
User avatar #479 to #478 - colapark (12/16/2012) [-]
oh god if only i had reaction images right now

#473 - haloholic ONLINE (11/29/2012) [-]
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#471 to #470 - haloholic ONLINE (10/25/2012) [-]
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#461 to #460 - haloholic ONLINE (10/25/2012) [-]
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#462 to #461 - colapark (10/25/2012) [-]
shouldn't we be going to school
shouldn't we be going to school
#463 to #462 - haloholic ONLINE (10/25/2012) [-]
Why?
User avatar #464 to #463 - colapark (10/25/2012) [-]
well school starts in 40 mins
#465 to #464 - haloholic ONLINE (10/25/2012) [-]
since when did you care?
#466 to #465 - colapark (10/25/2012) [-]
i hate being late
i hate being late
#467 to #466 - haloholic ONLINE (10/25/2012) [-]
uh-huh
uh-huh
User avatar #468 to #467 - colapark (10/25/2012) [-]
well im away see you at school
#469 to #468 - haloholic ONLINE (10/25/2012) [-]
Bye
Bye
User avatar #456 - swisscheesegrater ONLINE (10/24/2012) [-]
You like Upotte too right?
#457 to #456 - colapark (10/24/2012) [-]
yes why
yes why
#451 - haloholic ONLINE (10/20/2012) [-]
Battle Girls: Time Paradox
You would like this
User avatar #452 to #451 - colapark (10/20/2012) [-]
you say i will like chances are i will hate it you say i will hate chances are i will love it
#453 to #452 - haloholic ONLINE (10/21/2012) [-]
fine then you will hate it
User avatar #454 to #453 - colapark (10/21/2012) [-]
cute face makes me want to watch it dont worry i will give it a chance
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#450 to #449 - colapark (10/11/2012) [-]
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#439 - haloholic ONLINE (10/09/2012) [-]
Trap...?
User avatar #441 to #439 - colapark (10/09/2012) [-]
yup
#440 to #439 - haloholic ONLINE (10/09/2012) [-]
or no trap...?
User avatar #442 to #440 - colapark (10/09/2012) [-]
trap
User avatar #443 to #442 - haloholic ONLINE (10/09/2012) [-]
One is which?
User avatar #444 to #443 - colapark (10/09/2012) [-]
first one is a trap
User avatar #445 to #444 - haloholic ONLINE (10/09/2012) [-]
False
User avatar #446 to #445 - colapark (10/09/2012) [-]
i take it its the second one
#436 - haloholic ONLINE (10/09/2012) [-]
#435 - haloholic ONLINE (10/08/2012) [-]
http://www.mangareader.net/320-22367-1/rosario-vampire/chapter-18.html
http://www.mangareader.net/320-22367-1/rosario-vampire/chapter-18.html
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#434 - haloholic ONLINE (10/05/2012) [-]
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#400 to #399 - swisscheesegrater ONLINE (10/01/2012) [-]
Here are 2 cute puppies
#401 to #400 - colapark (10/01/2012) [-]
yay
yay
#409 to #408 - colapark (10/01/2012) [-]
why have you got so many pics of cute puppy's
#410 to #409 - swisscheesegrater ONLINE (10/01/2012) [-]
Because having a folder full of cute puppies is a good way to improve ones mood
#411 to #410 - colapark (10/01/2012) [-]
aw makes sense
aw makes sense
#412 to #411 - swisscheesegrater ONLINE (10/01/2012) [-]
Take it your off today then
#413 to #412 - colapark (10/01/2012) [-]
no i dont mind
no i dont mind
#420 to #413 - swisscheesegrater ONLINE (10/01/2012) [-]
What kind of work?
User avatar #431 to #420 - colapark (10/01/2012) [-]
btw i got to go nearly half 10 cya
User avatar #432 to #431 - swisscheesegrater ONLINE (10/01/2012) [-]
Ah okay, talk to you later
User avatar #429 to #420 - colapark (10/01/2012) [-]
college thing
User avatar #430 to #429 - swisscheesegrater ONLINE (10/01/2012) [-]
Ah cause if you meant school then it would mean my school is a bigger shithole than it already is
User avatar #427 to #420 - colapark (10/01/2012) [-]
you wear your own cloths and shit
User avatar #428 to #427 - swisscheesegrater ONLINE (10/01/2012) [-]
Wait you get to wear your own clothes to school or the college thing?
#425 to #420 - colapark (10/01/2012) [-]
not really it anit school so we can kinda do what we want there is pool table and a mini gym if you get bored
not really it anit school so we can kinda do what we want there is pool table and a mini gym if you get bored
User avatar #426 to #425 - swisscheesegrater ONLINE (10/01/2012) [-]
You have a pool table, Best thing my damn school has is a bloody room to sit in
User avatar #423 to #420 - colapark (10/01/2012) [-]
yeah basically
User avatar #424 to #423 - swisscheesegrater ONLINE (10/01/2012) [-]
Sounds kinda... boring
User avatar #421 to #420 - colapark (10/01/2012) [-]
plastering brick laying and we kinda work on cars
#422 to #421 - swisscheesegrater ONLINE (10/01/2012) [-]
So construction and Repairs basically
#414 to #413 - swisscheesegrater ONLINE (10/01/2012) [-]
So do you just choose what day's you go and what days you dont?
So do you just choose what day's you go and what days you dont?
User avatar #419 to #414 - colapark (10/01/2012) [-]
they take you out of school and make you do work and you get CV's
User avatar #417 to #414 - colapark (10/01/2012) [-]
new horizon
#418 to #417 - swisscheesegrater ONLINE (10/01/2012) [-]
And what is New horizon?
User avatar #415 to #414 - colapark (10/01/2012) [-]
no mate on monday tuedays and wedensday i go on a course and get picked up at half 10 and the other 2 days i go to school
#416 to #415 - swisscheesegrater ONLINE (10/01/2012) [-]
Ah, so what course do you do?
Ah, so what course do you do?
#394 - haloholic ONLINE (09/27/2012) [-]
**haloholic rolls 07**
Are you going to school tomorrow?
User avatar #395 to #394 - colapark (09/27/2012) [-]
**colapark rolls 15**
yeah you
#391 - haloholic ONLINE (09/27/2012) [-]
**haloholic rolls 62**
Lets do this
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