You know, everyone always makes comments about stuff like that, and jokes about sitting on your nuts... Are mine the only ones that can fit between my legs? as in i sit and they move instead of being demolished?

See, when you sit on the internet all day making "that awkward moment" jokes and not going five minutes without making a reference to the male genitalia, gravity will shift your balls to the underside of your ass.

aaaah! that would explain it!

Don't worry, mate, my trumpet and skittles are small enough to fit as well.

Fuck

hell i dont even mean size! i mean that mine actually shift? dangle a bit? Everyone acts like the exact point at the base of the pelvis is a place that if you touch it, you die of excruciating pain!