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Youtube Channel: codyxvasco592
Steam Profile: cvirus3490
Consoles Owned: Ps3, Wii, PC
Video Games Played: TF2, Cod zombies,
PSN: C-virus3490
Interests: CoD Zombies, Small craft projects, pets, swagbucks, sleep, Doctor who, Torchwood,
Date Signed Up:3/28/2011
Last Login:7/10/2014
Location:Lakeville Massachusettes
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#8 - I discovered that if you can lift your leg to an arabesque and…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/21/2014 on Pee 0
User avatar #25 - thesovereigngrave (06/21/2014) [-]
Do other guys really have issues pissing with a boner? Because I never have had any trouble with it at all.
User avatar #14 - mrhazzy (06/21/2014) [-]
Or you know... sit on the toilet normally and lean forward?
User avatar #76 - zomitlu (06/22/2014) [-]
Dick touches bowl

Not an option.
#17 - analfooter (06/21/2014) [-]
It would work with a semi-flaccid penis, a rock-hard penis with its upright stand would have to be bent down which stops the flow. There's also the design problem, the stream would be ejected horizontally - between the lid and the bowl so it will start cause a mess. That is how I think it would take place because I usually wait until it's calmed down a little bit before going to the bathroom.
User avatar #60 - codyxvasco (06/22/2014) [-]
Why aren't in home urinals a thing?

Makes sense and it's gotta be better on water.
#11 - I think half of the extreme feminist posts on Tumblr are just … 06/21/2014 on Good Advice 0
#17 - "E3 GAMEPLAY TRAILER: THE GAME" "The q… 06/21/2014 on There is no need to be upset. +1
#9 - Omg...I have a spiral thing (made for apples but still) that c…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/21/2014 on french fries 2.0 0
User avatar #22 - alekksandar (06/21/2014) [-]
don't post pics because we're hungry.
#11 - anonymous (06/21/2014) [-]
post pics
#3 - "Ewughh. *fart noise* " -Winston "H… 06/21/2014 on Lara Croft Cosplay +13
#10 - So if nearly the food in the world accidentally disappeared fo…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2014 on Eat 0
User avatar #11 - Funnel (06/21/2014) [-]
Food isn't just calories, they would still die after a few weeks without food or supplements.
#12 - So my sister just took up smoking again. How can I co…  [+] (18 new replies) 06/21/2014 on "smoke" 0
#26 - anonymous (06/21/2014) [-]
Take her to a cancer ward and introduce her to some lung cancer patients.
User avatar #14 - angelwithashotgun (06/21/2014) [-]
If seeing pictures of smoker lungs compared to normal lungs won't do it, show her a picture of a child dying of cancer, and ask her if she wants her child to look like that.
User avatar #15 - codyxvasco (06/21/2014) [-]
I actually heard second hand smoke doesn't cause cancer....but I also have a lot of opinions taken from Penn & Teller: Bullshit.
I tried stealing her cigs but she wouldn't drive off without them...It actually made me really sad to see her bang on my front door and demand I give them back.
User avatar #16 - angelwithashotgun (06/21/2014) [-]
You should ask her to at least not smoke around her kid
User avatar #17 - codyxvasco (06/21/2014) [-]
She does it outside but quite frankly I'm mostly concerned for my sisters health.

She claims it's relieving her of all the stress that our father has put on her but still.
User avatar #18 - angelwithashotgun (06/21/2014) [-]
Tell her to smoke electronic cigs instead. Same addiction, but without tar in your lungs.
User avatar #19 - codyxvasco (06/21/2014) [-]
Which would be more efficient? Those little tar filters or electronic cigs? I think when she uses the little filters she might see the tar and get turned off.
User avatar #20 - angelwithashotgun (06/21/2014) [-]
filters will only remove so much
electronic has no tar at all
User avatar #21 - codyxvasco (06/21/2014) [-]
Hm....My friend bought an e-cig just to play with the smoke...maybe I could borrow hers....also what's your opinion on my friend buying an e-cig just because she wanted to play with smoke?
User avatar #22 - angelwithashotgun (06/21/2014) [-]
As long as it doesn't turn into an addiction, I see no problem with it.
User avatar #23 - codyxvasco (06/21/2014) [-]
Ok...She's a vegetarian...vegetarians are immune to addiction right?
User avatar #24 - angelwithashotgun (06/21/2014) [-]
Addiction is hardwired into our body.

Water addiction
Food addiction
Oxygen addiction

So no, she isn't immune
User avatar #25 - codyxvasco (06/21/2014) [-]
Okay....thanks for the talk!
#66 - Penn (06/21/2014) [-]
I don't know why you're getting thumbed down for this conversation, but I'll thumb you back up.

Anyway, I saw the Penn&Teller BS episode about second hand smoke, too. I have my opinions of it as well. I'm not sure about that one. But, electronic cigarettes aren't necessarily healthier, either. They're a brand new product and still haven't had any real tests done to prove whether or not they're healthier.

I mean the obvious things are healthier: no tar in lungs, no nicotine, etc. But, the actual inhaling of the product may still cause health risks. I smoke regular cigarettes. For some reason the electronic ones just don't do it for me.

If you're going to smoke, you might as well go electronic. It's most likely healthier healthier for you. But, if you don't smoke and want to start electronic cigarettes, I would wait half a decade or so until they actually run these tests and make a product that they know exactly what they're putting in.

I compare it to this (it's not the best comparison, but whatever). When they make new gaming systems they always release it and then a while later they release a newer version without all the BS and bugs and everything. Essentially electronic cigarettes are in that early stage.
User avatar #67 - codyxvasco (06/22/2014) [-]
I see....Did Teller have any words on the subject matter?
#68 - Penn (06/22/2014) [-]
Of course he didn't. Teller never has any words.

But, they basically just took studies that other people did that said that second hand smoke doesn't cause any effects, compared them to studies that said it did cause effects, and then called the latter bullshit, as they do in every one of their episodes.
User avatar #69 - codyxvasco (06/22/2014) [-]
They basically just try to find all evidence against what they're talking about.

Makes for great tv though.
#70 - Penn (06/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's definitely entertaining.

But it's basically:
"This is what these people said."
"This is what these people said going against what the first people said."
"SEE WHY THIS IS BULL SHIT?!"
#26 - " 'Ey bb. und3r these cl0thes. I'm nekkid." 06/21/2014 on Girls of FJ 0
#4 - I can practically hear the laugh track.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/21/2014 on The Flintstones at the... +332
User avatar #71 - slinkinlip (06/21/2014) [-]
Don't you mean "live studio audience?"
User avatar #24 - saltyfries (06/21/2014) [-]
Flintstones go to the Grand Canyon surprisingly there isn't!
#110 - billywonka (06/22/2014) [-]
joshlol
gibe shoutout when you get frontpage
#14 - I had my Nokia Xpressmusic 5130 for years. I still keep the ph… 06/21/2014 on (untitled) +1
#13 - I thought she kissed it to turn it off. 06/21/2014 on (untitled) +1
#23 - Based on the title I as expecting a console calling out from w… 06/21/2014 on Compilation of Sick... 0
#4 - The booty is attacking.... Fly you fools..... 06/21/2014 on Drowning in the booty 0
#14 - Seriously? From the quality of the gif I'd assume Arma 3 is E3…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/21/2014 on There is no need to be upset. +1
#16 - anonymous (06/21/2014) [-]
what
User avatar #17 - codyxvasco (06/21/2014) [-]
"E3 GAMEPLAY TRAILER: THE GAME"

"The quality is really real!" -IGN

"It's like Counter Strike with guns!" -Gamespot
#47 - "Ballistics" 06/21/2014 on "Who's Flat Now?" +1
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#6 - His cheek whispers perturb me. 06/21/2014 on puntastic +1
#33 - My dogs are currently cosplaying as lamps. They look… 06/21/2014 on Why dogs are better than women 0
#36 - Does anyone else save special consumable items, like fancy gre…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/21/2014 on Good for 1 chuckle +4
#61 - penileburglar (06/21/2014) [-]
Yes.

Bad gamers overcompensating for a lack of ability to ration their consumables do that.
User avatar #54 - poleelop (06/21/2014) [-]
Fucking Mini-nukes from F3, I carried around the mini-nuke launcher constantly (shit was 20 weights units yo, heavy as hell) and never used the damn thing because there are like 4 behemoths in the entire game
#52 - Roxorz (06/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, actually if you found no reason to use them and you progress throughout the game fine then you probably never needed them in the first place
User avatar #53 - codyxvasco (06/21/2014) [-]
Whenever I look back I realize they could have made my life a lot easier but I just didn't want to feel like I wasted them so I held on to them.

I'm the person that uses their pistol in Left for Dead 2 even when they have a pipe bomb and a shotgun. I want no ammo to feel wasted.
User avatar #41 - thatguyontheright (06/21/2014) [-]
I do that with rpgs. I save my consumables for my healer.
#26 - I literally haven't been able to play video games or watch mov… 06/21/2014 on Doctors 0
#14 - D: 06/21/2014 on Death +1
#8 - Today the anon was right! 06/19/2014 on Hijabing Intensifies. 0
#9 - Jokes on them my best bro is a chick. double jo… 06/19/2014 on F is for Friends 0
#10 - NORTH KOREA BEST KOREA. DOWN WITH USA. NORTH… 06/19/2014 on Starry Night +1
#9 - Requesting bucket gif.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2014 on We love you Soldier 0
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#478 - codyxvasco (04/23/2014) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled image**
User avatar #477 - dildoes (11/08/2013) [-]
babe i love u
btw ad my steam
search up "mariothelegn" then add bee.
User avatar #475 - dildoes (07/16/2013) [-]
why dont you love me anymore?
;_;
you never even come on
User avatar #476 to #475 - codyxvasco (09/02/2013) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #448 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
hello lovely.
User avatar #469 to #448 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Mason?
User avatar #470 to #469 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Yeah.
I wonder if you'll ever realize without me telling you.
You really are slow.
User avatar #471 to #470 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Slow as a turtle!
User avatar #472 to #471 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Turtles are faster.
User avatar #473 to #472 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
So how's life?
User avatar #474 to #473 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
live
you?
User avatar #475 to #474 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Borring.
User avatar #449 to #448 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Hello?
User avatar #450 to #449 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
why the question mark?
User avatar #451 to #450 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
WHO ARE YOU!!?!?
User avatar #452 to #451 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Well, I'm certainly not levchenko.
User avatar #453 to #452 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Hi levchenko
User avatar #454 to #453 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But...
My name says that I'm not!
User avatar #455 to #454 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
It's unconvincing
User avatar #456 to #455 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Too bad. I'm still not levchenko
User avatar #457 to #456 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Alrighty then.
User avatar #458 to #457 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Anyway, I came to this smelly cave to speak to the one that they call codyxvasco
Where is he?
User avatar #459 to #458 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
It is I you seek, Now I pray you'll get on with what it is you request before I grow impacient. Welp.
User avatar #460 to #459 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I forgot what I was going to say.
I'm certain it was important though.
User avatar #461 to #460 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Stick around until you remember, I'll be here, being more important than you.
User avatar #462 to #461 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I'm certainly more important than you!
At least I'm not a feg.
User avatar #463 to #462 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
At least I don't know what a feg is.
User avatar #464 to #463 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
It's like fag, only spelled wrong.
User avatar #465 to #464 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh....mmmk.
User avatar #466 to #465 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But you're a lovely fag.
<3
User avatar #467 to #466 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Yay!!
User avatar #468 to #467 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh, and by the way,

It's me.
User avatar #405 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
WHY DON'T YOU LOVED ME ANYMORE
User avatar #406 to #405 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
I do. Why don't we talk? Let's talk.
User avatar #445 to #406 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
has anyone ever told you that you have lovely eyes?
User avatar #447 to #446 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
I prefer M, it's a very nice letter.
User avatar #427 to #406 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but still, i don't think you should be looking at me for a masculine friend.
User avatar #428 to #427 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Aren't you male? Good enough fur me.
User avatar #429 to #428 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
well, yes.
but i'm a ****** .
User avatar #430 to #429 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Aw, is you a homosex?
User avatar #431 to #430 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
yes.
do you not remember me?
because of actual memories with actual friends?
User avatar #432 to #431 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
I have a bunch of people I haven't talked to in a while and I forget peoples sexualities. Sorry, lol.
User avatar #433 to #432 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
don't be sorry.
forget me entirely then live a full life with real friends.
User avatar #434 to #433 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Nah, I need my internet buds.
User avatar #435 to #434 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
no you don't.
FORGET MEEE
User avatar #436 to #435 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAAR!!!!


*aggressively hugs*
User avatar #437 to #436 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
g'bye
<3
User avatar #438 to #437 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NOOESSS!!
User avatar #439 to #438 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
have sweet dreams of large women.
User avatar #440 to #439 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NOO!!!

CUM BACH!!!
User avatar #441 to #440 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
johann sebastian bach?
User avatar #442 to #441 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
....idk
User avatar #443 to #442 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
OKILOVEYOUBYE
User avatar #444 to #443 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAR LEAVE!!!

User avatar #407 to #406 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
ok.
so, what's new?
User avatar #408 to #407 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
Not much, video games and masturbation. Same as usual.
User avatar #409 to #408 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
i love talking with you because of all the self esteem boost that comes from it.
i've been climbing mountains, and mastering pogosticking even more.
User avatar #410 to #409 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
Well i've been doing gymnastics and shooting bottles, I've also added to my knife and sword collection.

I just don't feel like talking about anything productive I've done.
User avatar #411 to #410 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
shooting bottles as in?...
User avatar #412 to #411 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Shattering them to pieces with tiny balls of copper.
User avatar #413 to #412 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
I prefer a bow and arrow to bb guns.
it seems so much more... elegant.
User avatar #414 to #413 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
My friend was shooting my crossbow but it's as inaccurate as balls.
User avatar #415 to #414 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
probably because he was **** at maintaining it, or he just sucks.
User avatar #416 to #415 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
It's salvaged from my basement with awful sights and a string that;s past it's prime.


And he's a she.
User avatar #417 to #416 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
since when do you have friends?!
User avatar #418 to #417 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
I GOTS FRIENDS!
User avatar #419 to #418 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
congrats.
User avatar #420 to #419 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
They're all awesome 'n **** .
User avatar #421 to #420 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
i guess you don't need me anymore.
*slowly fades away*
User avatar #422 to #421 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
OH YES I DO!

*summons you back*
User avatar #423 to #422 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you've learned the magic of friendship made friends! why would you need me? that's what i was sent here to help you with.
User avatar #426 to #423 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Well I'm usually tired and worn out when I get home and talk to people like you but I'm like, a little insane in real life during the day.
User avatar #424 to #423 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Because I could always use guy friends. I think I've been around Kayla so much I'm becoming feminine.
User avatar #425 to #424 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you were already feminine
But I'm probably even more feminine than her.
but you're boring as balls.
User avatar #391 - dildoes (04/23/2013) [-]
do you still love me?
User avatar #392 to #391 - codyxvasco (04/23/2013) [-]
I dunno.
User avatar #393 to #392 - dildoes (04/24/2013) [-]
</3
#390 - codyxvasco (04/20/2013) [-]
Do you want this?
#388 - codyxvasco (04/18/2013) [-]
Sparkyoneonetwo   
   
   
Still want to be 						******					 by these?
Sparkyoneonetwo


Still want to be ****** by these?
User avatar #389 to #388 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/18/2013) [-]
why not??
#387 - codyxvasco (04/16/2013) [-]
Cody, check this 						****					 out!
Cody, check this **** out!
User avatar #382 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!

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...../==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//

WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
User avatar #384 to #383 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
obviously
<3
User avatar #378 - codyxvasco (03/30/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled user kisushima ** wanna talk?
User avatar #380 to #379 - codyxvasco (03/30/2013) [-]
Aww, You're adowableeee!
#381 to #380 - kisushima (03/30/2013) [-]
I know.. ¬¬
I know.. ¬¬
User avatar #377 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled user darlingdo **
#376 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled a random comment #55018 posted by thatnigger at Slice of Life thread 3 ** :
Monogatari will sell no matter what. It's pretty good though, don't mind the fanserves too much.

I'm more into white girls though. My sister would be black and so I wouldn't really want her or see her like that. If I had an adopted white sister though, **** that would be pretty awesome if you know what I mean.

Down at some construction site. "Damn I would drill that ass all night". And so It began.

Black Heart gets lonely so you want her? But you already like Black sister? And sister already with some other guy? Kill the guy and get both, problem solved.

I've downloaded it. I'll play it some other time. I'm way to busy for that.

Also how your days been? I've downloaded some more series to watch for the summer. Got so much, summer ganna be fun.
User avatar #375 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolls 8**
#372 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled a random image posted in comment #3302514 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE **
User avatar #370 - mandatorytrolling (03/19/2013) [-]
Well damn. Thought I was in the art board... and I replied to the wrong person. Anyway Thank you for Reminding me of a few Photoshop things! I have forgoten too much of it.
User avatar #367 - SACAPUNTAS (03/17/2013) [-]
WELL THEN TRY INFORMING ME THEN. What do you like to do????
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User avatar #368 to #367 - codyxvasco (03/17/2013) [-]
I like gymnastics, playing games, cuddling, masturbating, listening to my friends music, and drawing. And a bunch of other stuff I believe.
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