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Youtube Channel: codyxvasco592
Steam Profile: codyxvasco
Consoles Owned: Ps3, Wii, PC
Video Games Played: TF2, Cod zombies, Knock Knock
PSN: C-virus3490
Interests: CoD Zombies, Small craft projects, pets, swagbucks, sleep, Doctor who, Torchwood,
Date Signed Up:3/28/2011
Last Login:3/28/2015
Location:Lakeville Massachusettes
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I want things, and also stuff.

latest user's comments

#58 - Remember when Crash and Spyro traded enemies and it was the co… 02/04/2015 on Crash Bandicoot Facts Comp 0
#16 - She looks spooky. 02/04/2015 on Dorks +1
#81 - I like her moveset, playstyle, and theme. I'm just t… 02/04/2015 on Asian Helps Anon 0
#50 - But Decapre goes *slash slash slash slash slash Sha-shing!* …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/04/2015 on Asian Helps Anon +1
#51 - bloodharbringer (02/04/2015) [-]
No offense, my lovely co-street fighter, but I hate decapre for one reason: her fans. they bile all over the community and makes me like her less and less despite she's a great character. :c
User avatar #81 - codyxvasco (02/04/2015) [-]
I like her moveset, playstyle, and theme.

I'm just thankful she at least has fans. And not just the people who jumped on the "De-crap-re" bandwagon of hate.
#48 - I took in Decapre as my new main. I just couldn't use Juri to …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/04/2015 on Asian Helps Anon +1
#49 - bloodharbringer (02/04/2015) [-]
Backwards jump dive kick is still on EX, use it when activating Kaisen Dankairaku. Also Kaisen Dankairaku is probably one of the best things to use in lag, you just need to activate it on a certain height of the opponent. Feng Shui engine is best activated in mid range then rushdown activate on an overhead.
#50 - codyxvasco (02/04/2015) [-]
But Decapre goes *slash slash slash slash slash Sha-shing!*

And cute Russian Accent.

I do love the way juri can store and combo her fireballs.
#51 - bloodharbringer (02/04/2015) [-]
No offense, my lovely co-street fighter, but I hate decapre for one reason: her fans. they bile all over the community and makes me like her less and less despite she's a great character. :c
User avatar #81 - codyxvasco (02/04/2015) [-]
I like her moveset, playstyle, and theme.

I'm just thankful she at least has fans. And not just the people who jumped on the "De-crap-re" bandwagon of hate.
#34 - Juri was my first main :3  [+] (6 new replies) 02/04/2015 on Asian Helps Anon +2
#43 - bloodharbringer (02/04/2015) [-]
Juri still is my main
User avatar #48 - codyxvasco (02/04/2015) [-]
I took in Decapre as my new main. I just couldn't use Juri to her full potential. I always fucked up the Feng Shui Engine, Her Ex dive kick + Kaisen Dankairaku was always hard for me to land because lag. And the backwards jump dive kick got removed.
#49 - bloodharbringer (02/04/2015) [-]
Backwards jump dive kick is still on EX, use it when activating Kaisen Dankairaku. Also Kaisen Dankairaku is probably one of the best things to use in lag, you just need to activate it on a certain height of the opponent. Feng Shui engine is best activated in mid range then rushdown activate on an overhead.
#50 - codyxvasco (02/04/2015) [-]
But Decapre goes *slash slash slash slash slash Sha-shing!*

And cute Russian Accent.

I do love the way juri can store and combo her fireballs.
#51 - bloodharbringer (02/04/2015) [-]
No offense, my lovely co-street fighter, but I hate decapre for one reason: her fans. they bile all over the community and makes me like her less and less despite she's a great character. :c
User avatar #81 - codyxvasco (02/04/2015) [-]
I like her moveset, playstyle, and theme.

I'm just thankful she at least has fans. And not just the people who jumped on the "De-crap-re" bandwagon of hate.
#118 - My neighbor had one and actually filled it with helium. He thr… 02/04/2015 on Dammit Son 0
#33 - Anyone know that video of 3 asian girls turning around and goi… 02/03/2015 on bitch im flawless 0
#26 - Call of Duty: Hoss Delgado's Revenge.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2015 on New COD looks great +17
#31 - gmarrox (02/02/2015) [-]
#66 - .....you're right. 02/01/2015 on Busted 0
#43 - There are just somethings that just aren't considered cheating…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2015 on Busted -1
User avatar #49 - colossusshadow (02/01/2015) [-]
That isn't cheating if you and your partner talk about it and agree
#39 - Are there places in the world where cheating isn't as harshly …  [+] (9 new replies) 02/01/2015 on Busted +1
#59 - Ken M (02/01/2015) [-]
Well. Traditional Norse Society used to encourage the taking of concubines, and wives really didn't have much say in that matter. The same is true of Ancient Islam, where you were not just okay with, but expected to have multiple wives as well.
User avatar #40 - sketchysketchist (02/01/2015) [-]
You know, I know it's wrong but I feel that people in society over react to how bad it is.

They feel like it's a crime that deserves punishment, but really all you should really do is break up.

Yeah there are cases where one was not in the right state of mind when they chose to do the do, but those cases can be discussed like grown adults and reasoned with.

I don't know, I've never been in a relationship before, but I wish I could find a girl who I can talk to about shit like infidelity, sexual urges, and shit like that without things getting heated or emotional.
User avatar #41 - blasthardcheese (02/01/2015) [-]
ya no, cheating is the worst. its a betrayal of trust. it leaves you broken for years.
User avatar #43 - codyxvasco (02/01/2015) [-]
There are just somethings that just aren't considered cheating to some people.

me and my ex had come to the conclusion that if we were ever offered a bj or anything like that from someone and took it, that since there's no romance or emotional connection, there's no reason to get butthurt about it.
User avatar #49 - colossusshadow (02/01/2015) [-]
That isn't cheating if you and your partner talk about it and agree
User avatar #42 - sketchysketchist (02/01/2015) [-]
Well yeah, it's bad, but is it so bad that we can't just sit down, think for a minute, and discuss what to do next?
Not seek vengence or start screaming about how hurt we are?
User avatar #45 - MatTheNinja (02/01/2015) [-]
Y'know, I dunno man. I dunno.

Imagine you're the star of a movie. You're a big shot, Johnny Depp meets Hugh Jackson big shot. And there's this fan of yours, we'll call him Steve, Steve is your biggest fan. He knows all your lines, knows all your movies, he says he loves your work and you believe him! You have other fans but he's the one that makes you feel like a star, like anyone could LIKE your movies but MAN could he love them.

And then you find out Steve also said that stuff to David Tennent meets George Clooney.

Although he SAID he was your biggest fan, he wasn't. He didn't like you any more than some other shmuck who starred in some movies too. If your one biggest fan couldn't honestly say he actually LOVED your work, how could anyone else?

So you plot. You plot to kill Steve, because Steve made a fool of you, and no one makes a fool of Johnny Depp meets Hugh Jackson. So you kill him, have his body ground up and scattered through a Norwegian forest.

And then you cry, and cry, because the person who said they loved your work the most lied, and the only person you ever BELIEVED loved your work is gone. All you're left with is other shmucks who recognise you from that movie with Helena Bonham Carter meets Scarlett Johansson.

You'll never have Steve back, or a fan like Steve.

And that's basically why I have a body in my backyard.
User avatar #66 - codyxvasco (02/01/2015) [-]
.....you're right.
User avatar #56 - sketchysketchist (02/01/2015) [-]
That was beautiful.

Though my feelings are more towards the cases where your fan considers watching Seth Rogan Meets Jim Carrey, or confesses that he got really desperate the other night and enjoyed themselves some Nic Cage meets Kenue Reeves and regrets every minute of it.
#11 - Comment deleted 01/31/2015 on Erma +2
#15 - It's from Chapter II of Thomas's Gospel of the Infancy of Jesu… 01/31/2015 on Islam - The Religion You... 0
#39 - I was referring to comical pokemon tcg screenshots I saw. 01/31/2015 on Challenge 0
#37 - And the pepple....don't forget the pebble. 01/31/2015 on Ed Edd n' Eddy fact comp +6
#166 - - 01/31/2015 on Anti Vaxxers +1
#9 - No, I mean that is a part of the Christian canon.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/31/2015 on Islam - The Religion You... 0
#11 - Ken M (01/31/2015) [-]
look it up and give us the verses i don't believe you
User avatar #15 - codyxvasco (01/31/2015) [-]
It's from Chapter II of Thomas's Gospel of the Infancy of Jesus Christ.
#3 - "When you're trying to tell a story and you're friends ar… 01/31/2015 on STOP, YOU'RE TEARING THIS... 0
#4 - *continues* 01/31/2015 on Kiss Cam +3
#4 - Who cares what the scriptures say though? There are loads of p…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/31/2015 on Islam - The Religion You... 0
#7 - ratpounder (01/31/2015) [-]
You think? When are you going to start that?
User avatar #9 - codyxvasco (01/31/2015) [-]
No, I mean that is a part of the Christian canon.
#11 - Ken M (01/31/2015) [-]
look it up and give us the verses i don't believe you
User avatar #15 - codyxvasco (01/31/2015) [-]
It's from Chapter II of Thomas's Gospel of the Infancy of Jesus Christ.
#7 - Everyone explode now in my pants.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/31/2015 on Challenge +2
#24 - olizandri (01/31/2015) [-]
"everyone explode now" isnt the name of a pokemon move, the closest thing to that is explosion, or maybe self-destruct.
User avatar #39 - codyxvasco (01/31/2015) [-]
I was referring to comical pokemon tcg screenshots I saw.
#2 - "If anyone tries to turn you from Christianity, you shall…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/31/2015 on Islam - The Religion You... 0
#3 - ratpounder (01/31/2015) [-]
It goes both ways. If someone tries to convert you from Islam they will be killed, if you leave Islam (for any reason) you will be hunted down and killed.
User avatar #4 - codyxvasco (01/31/2015) [-]
Who cares what the scriptures say though? There are loads of peaceful religions with self-contradicting violent passages.

I think there was one where child-age Jesus kills a dude because he pissed him off and gets scolded for it.
#7 - ratpounder (01/31/2015) [-]
You think? When are you going to start that?
User avatar #9 - codyxvasco (01/31/2015) [-]
No, I mean that is a part of the Christian canon.
#11 - Ken M (01/31/2015) [-]
look it up and give us the verses i don't believe you
User avatar #15 - codyxvasco (01/31/2015) [-]
It's from Chapter II of Thomas's Gospel of the Infancy of Jesus Christ.
#1 - "But I'm your sister!"  [+] (7 new replies) 01/31/2015 on Kiss Cam +56
User avatar #16 - IamSofaKingdom (01/31/2015) [-]
That's what happened to Tom Hanks on a kiss cam.
#9 - darknesincontrol (01/31/2015) [-]
#3 - reefteef (01/31/2015) [-]
And?
User avatar #4 - codyxvasco (01/31/2015) [-]
*continues*
#2 - bigwhitenigger (01/31/2015) [-]
Even if so... they still did the first part... pic not really related
#20 - telfyr (02/01/2015) [-]
oh i just looked at the top of the page
#19 - telfyr (02/01/2015) [-]
source?
#4 - "Get back in there pls." 01/30/2015 on 9 lives 0

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#482 - codyxvasco (01/19/2015) [-]
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**** yes it does
User avatar #481 - tries (01/19/2015) [-]
hi ;)
#484 to #483 - tries (01/19/2015) [-]
YOU SHOULD TRIES AS HARD AS YOU CAN WHEN DONG THINGS
#485 to #484 - codyxvasco (01/19/2015) [-]
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hanks
User avatar #479 - nought ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
Hello cody
#478 - codyxvasco (04/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #477 - dildoes (11/08/2013) [-]
babe i love u
btw ad my steam
search up "mariothelegn" then add bee.
User avatar #475 - dildoes (07/16/2013) [-]
why dont you love me anymore?
;_;
you never even come on
User avatar #476 to #475 - codyxvasco (09/02/2013) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #448 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
hello lovely.
User avatar #469 to #448 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Mason?
User avatar #470 to #469 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Yeah.
I wonder if you'll ever realize without me telling you.
You really are slow.
User avatar #471 to #470 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Slow as a turtle!
User avatar #472 to #471 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Turtles are faster.
User avatar #473 to #472 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
So how's life?
User avatar #474 to #473 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
live
you?
User avatar #475 to #474 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Borring.
User avatar #449 to #448 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Hello?
User avatar #450 to #449 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
why the question mark?
User avatar #451 to #450 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
WHO ARE YOU!!?!?
User avatar #452 to #451 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Well, I'm certainly not levchenko.
User avatar #453 to #452 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Hi levchenko
User avatar #454 to #453 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But...
My name says that I'm not!
User avatar #455 to #454 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
It's unconvincing
User avatar #456 to #455 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Too bad. I'm still not levchenko
User avatar #457 to #456 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Alrighty then.
User avatar #458 to #457 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Anyway, I came to this smelly cave to speak to the one that they call codyxvasco
Where is he?
User avatar #459 to #458 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
It is I you seek, Now I pray you'll get on with what it is you request before I grow impacient. Welp.
User avatar #460 to #459 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I forgot what I was going to say.
I'm certain it was important though.
User avatar #461 to #460 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Stick around until you remember, I'll be here, being more important than you.
User avatar #462 to #461 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I'm certainly more important than you!
At least I'm not a feg.
User avatar #463 to #462 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
At least I don't know what a feg is.
User avatar #464 to #463 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
It's like fag, only spelled wrong.
User avatar #465 to #464 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh....mmmk.
User avatar #466 to #465 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But you're a lovely fag.
<3
User avatar #467 to #466 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Yay!!
User avatar #468 to #467 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh, and by the way,

It's me.
User avatar #405 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
WHY DON'T YOU LOVED ME ANYMORE
User avatar #406 to #405 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
I do. Why don't we talk? Let's talk.
User avatar #445 to #406 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
has anyone ever told you that you have lovely eyes?
User avatar #447 to #446 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
I prefer M, it's a very nice letter.
User avatar #427 to #406 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but still, i don't think you should be looking at me for a masculine friend.
User avatar #428 to #427 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Aren't you male? Good enough fur me.
User avatar #429 to #428 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
well, yes.
but i'm a faggot.
User avatar #430 to #429 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Aw, is you a homosex?
User avatar #431 to #430 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
yes.
do you not remember me?
because of actual memories with actual friends?
User avatar #432 to #431 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
I have a bunch of people I haven't talked to in a while and I forget peoples sexualities. Sorry, lol.
User avatar #433 to #432 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
don't be sorry.
forget me entirely then live a full life with real friends.
User avatar #434 to #433 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Nah, I need my internet buds.
User avatar #435 to #434 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
no you don't.
FORGET MEEE
User avatar #436 to #435 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAAR!!!!


*aggressively hugs*
User avatar #437 to #436 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
g'bye
<3
User avatar #438 to #437 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NOOESSS!!
User avatar #439 to #438 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
have sweet dreams of large women.
User avatar #440 to #439 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NOO!!!

CUM BACH!!!
User avatar #441 to #440 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
johann sebastian bach?
User avatar #442 to #441 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
....idk
User avatar #443 to #442 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
OKILOVEYOUBYE
User avatar #444 to #443 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAR LEAVE!!!

User avatar #407 to #406 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
ok.
so, what's new?
User avatar #408 to #407 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
Not much, video games and masturbation. Same as usual.
User avatar #409 to #408 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
i love talking with you because of all the self esteem boost that comes from it.
i've been climbing mountains, and mastering pogosticking even more.
User avatar #410 to #409 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
Well i've been doing gymnastics and shooting bottles, I've also added to my knife and sword collection.

I just don't feel like talking about anything productive I've done.
User avatar #411 to #410 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
shooting bottles as in?...
User avatar #412 to #411 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Shattering them to pieces with tiny balls of copper.
User avatar #413 to #412 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
I prefer a bow and arrow to bb guns.
it seems so much more... elegant.
User avatar #414 to #413 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
My friend was shooting my crossbow but it's as inaccurate as balls.
User avatar #415 to #414 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
probably because he was **** at maintaining it, or he just sucks.
User avatar #416 to #415 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
It's salvaged from my basement with awful sights and a string that;s past it's prime.


And he's a she.
User avatar #417 to #416 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
since when do you have friends?!
User avatar #418 to #417 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
I GOTS FRIENDS!
User avatar #419 to #418 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
congrats.
User avatar #420 to #419 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
They're all awesome 'n **** .
User avatar #421 to #420 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
i guess you don't need me anymore.
*slowly fades away*
User avatar #422 to #421 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
OH YES I DO!

*summons you back*
User avatar #423 to #422 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you've learned the magic of friendship made friends! why would you need me? that's what i was sent here to help you with.
User avatar #426 to #423 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Well I'm usually tired and worn out when I get home and talk to people like you but I'm like, a little insane in real life during the day.
User avatar #424 to #423 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Because I could always use guy friends. I think I've been around Kayla so much I'm becoming feminine.
User avatar #425 to #424 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you were already feminine
But I'm probably even more feminine than her.
but you're boring as balls.
User avatar #391 - dildoes (04/23/2013) [-]
do you still love me?
User avatar #392 to #391 - codyxvasco (04/23/2013) [-]
I dunno.
User avatar #393 to #392 - dildoes (04/24/2013) [-]
</3
#390 - codyxvasco (04/20/2013) [-]
Do you want this?
#388 - codyxvasco (04/18/2013) [-]
Sparkyoneonetwo   
   
   
Still want to be 			******		 by these?
Sparkyoneonetwo


Still want to be ****** by these?
User avatar #389 to #388 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/18/2013) [-]
why not??
#387 - codyxvasco (04/16/2013) [-]
Cody, check this 			****		 out!
Cody, check this **** out!
User avatar #382 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!

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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
User avatar #383 to #382 - codyxvasco (04/07/2013) [-]
***** fo reel?!
User avatar #384 to #383 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
obviously
<3
User avatar #378 - codyxvasco (03/30/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled user kisushima ** wanna talk?
User avatar #380 to #379 - codyxvasco (03/30/2013) [-]
Aww, You're adowableeee!
#381 to #380 - kisushima (03/30/2013) [-]
I know.. ¬¬
I know.. ¬¬
User avatar #377 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
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#376 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled a random comment #55018 posted by thatnigger at Slice of Life thread 3 ** :
Monogatari will sell no matter what. It's pretty good though, don't mind the fanserves too much.

I'm more into white girls though. My sister would be black and so I wouldn't really want her or see her like that. If I had an adopted white sister though, **** that would be pretty awesome if you know what I mean.

Down at some construction site. "Damn I would drill that ass all night". And so It began.

Black Heart gets lonely so you want her? But you already like Black sister? And sister already with some other guy? Kill the guy and get both, problem solved.

I've downloaded it. I'll play it some other time. I'm way to busy for that.

Also how your days been? I've downloaded some more series to watch for the summer. Got so much, summer ganna be fun.
User avatar #375 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
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