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Youtube Channel: codyxvasco592
Steam Profile: cvirus3490
Consoles Owned: Ps3, Wii, PC
Video Games Played: TF2, Cod zombies,
PSN: C-virus3490
Interests: CoD Zombies, Small craft projects, pets, swagbucks, sleep, Doctor who, Torchwood, and...furry stuff...
Date Signed Up:3/28/2011
Last Login:4/21/2014
Location:Lakeville Massachusettes
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I want things, and also stuff.

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#129 - Love it there. 01/10/2014 on Endless Circle 0
#36 - I got the best job in my world at Wendy's.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2014 on Endless Circle 0
#42 - dangaddy (01/10/2014) [-]
fuck wendy's.. hated it there
User avatar #129 - codyxvasco (01/10/2014) [-]
Love it there.
#16 - "I kind've like X as much as the next guy who likes i…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2014 on so titan much monster +51
#26 - hillbillypowpow (01/09/2014) [-]
That statement can literally never be wrong
#38 - I nicknamed my sandwich building station at work "T…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2014 on I dont claim, I am! +8
User avatar #111 - boydaranga (01/06/2014) [-]
nerd.
#42 - Oh god the Juicer! 01/05/2014 on Hoping for a girl +2
#101 - That's metal?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2014 on Retreat! -1
User avatar #107 - feelythefeel (01/04/2014) [-]
Yeah.
#4 - Reach level 30 before BETA ends and revieve Cacao demon skin f… 01/04/2014 on Mesmerizing +2
#5 - That's awesome. My parents just tell me to do stuff a… 01/04/2014 on Wicked Cool +1
#96 - Oh my god it's impossible to click. I apologize here …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/04/2014 on Retreat! -1
User avatar #98 - feelythefeel (01/04/2014) [-]
Thanks. A bit too metal for me, though.
User avatar #101 - codyxvasco (01/04/2014) [-]
That's metal?
User avatar #107 - feelythefeel (01/04/2014) [-]
Yeah.
#84 - Why do we end up here? Live in fire and feel so cold …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/04/2014 on Retreat! -2
User avatar #94 - feelythefeel (01/04/2014) [-]
The fuck is up with your link?
User avatar #96 - codyxvasco (01/04/2014) [-]
Oh my god it's impossible to click.

I apologize here
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVyS9hoQJiQ

that should work.
User avatar #98 - feelythefeel (01/04/2014) [-]
Thanks. A bit too metal for me, though.
User avatar #101 - codyxvasco (01/04/2014) [-]
That's metal?
User avatar #107 - feelythefeel (01/04/2014) [-]
Yeah.
#26 - This just hurts me. His friend isn't sexually attracted to him… 01/01/2014 on jumping to conclusions 0
#384 - One more. 01/01/2014 on Save a wallpaper , Post one . +1
#383 - Another.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2014 on Save a wallpaper , Post one . +1
#384 - codyxvasco (01/01/2014) [-]
One more.
#382 - The fragments of reality from Knock Knock make good background…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/01/2014 on Save a wallpaper , Post one . +1
#383 - codyxvasco (01/01/2014) [-]
Another.
#384 - codyxvasco (01/01/2014) [-]
One more.
#46 - Nnnnnot...particularly.... 01/01/2014 on Maybe 0
#16 - My cat was my new years kiss. 01/01/2014 on The Strong Truth 0
#200 - I thought I replied to myself and got confuse.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2014 on what would you do ? 0
User avatar #201 - littlehozz (01/01/2014) [-]
striaght talk i thought i already commented and didnt remember. god damned internet
#147 - I remember when I was in the top 50 commenters....then I left … 01/01/2014 on Best of Funnyjunk 2013 0
#192 - Invisible. Because spy cosplay.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/01/2014 on what would you do ? +1
User avatar #199 - littlehozz (01/01/2014) [-]
i like your profile picture. also halo stealth cosplay
User avatar #200 - codyxvasco (01/01/2014) [-]
I thought I replied to myself and got confuse.
User avatar #201 - littlehozz (01/01/2014) [-]
striaght talk i thought i already commented and didnt remember. god damned internet
#93 - I got one for my sis. 12/30/2013 on Got my bro a gift +1
#107 - It's like watching a car crash or a horror movie. Mak… 12/29/2013 on Cringe Comp Part 1 0
#2 - I just got jumpscared by a ******* advertisement.…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/29/2013 on The importance of punctuation +13
#15 - anonymous (12/29/2013) [-]
k
User avatar #13 - thatscrewedupkid (12/29/2013) [-]
ad block like a bauss
#7 - inanimateobject (12/29/2013) [-]
#6 - swiggityswoner (12/29/2013) [-]
And off goes my volume.
#3 - chokinandtokin (12/29/2013) [-]
#39 - *runs into combat with allegedly loaded weapons*  [+] (6 new replies) 12/29/2013 on Is that just me +30
#53 - angelicdemon (12/29/2013) [-]
It works in action movies.

Pic unrelated.
User avatar #41 - thegamerslife (12/29/2013) [-]
Safety rules; rule one
User avatar #42 - thegamerslife (12/29/2013) [-]
PoS emoticons. :/
User avatar #45 - latadam (12/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #46 - thegamerslife (12/29/2013) [-]
#52 - latadam (12/29/2013) [-]
#1 - But..... 12/28/2013 on Carlton is my hero 0
#2 - Comment deleted 12/28/2013 on Life Hack for the Ages +1

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User avatar #477 - dildoes (11/08/2013) [-]
babe i love u
btw ad my steam
search up "mariothelegn" then add bee.
User avatar #475 - dildoes (07/16/2013) [-]
why dont you love me anymore?
;_;
you never even come on
User avatar #476 to #475 - codyxvasco (09/02/2013) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #448 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
hello lovely.
User avatar #469 to #448 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Mason?
User avatar #470 to #469 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Yeah.
I wonder if you'll ever realize without me telling you.
You really are slow.
User avatar #471 to #470 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Slow as a turtle!
User avatar #472 to #471 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Turtles are faster.
User avatar #473 to #472 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
So how's life?
User avatar #474 to #473 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
live
you?
User avatar #475 to #474 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Borring.
User avatar #449 to #448 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Hello?
User avatar #450 to #449 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
why the question mark?
User avatar #451 to #450 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
WHO ARE YOU!!?!?
User avatar #452 to #451 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Well, I'm certainly not levchenko.
User avatar #453 to #452 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Hi levchenko
User avatar #454 to #453 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But...
My name says that I'm not!
User avatar #455 to #454 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
It's unconvincing
User avatar #456 to #455 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Too bad. I'm still not levchenko
User avatar #457 to #456 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Alrighty then.
User avatar #458 to #457 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Anyway, I came to this smelly cave to speak to the one that they call codyxvasco
Where is he?
User avatar #459 to #458 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
It is I you seek, Now I pray you'll get on with what it is you request before I grow impacient. Welp.
User avatar #460 to #459 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I forgot what I was going to say.
I'm certain it was important though.
User avatar #461 to #460 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Stick around until you remember, I'll be here, being more important than you.
User avatar #462 to #461 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I'm certainly more important than you!
At least I'm not a feg.
User avatar #463 to #462 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
At least I don't know what a feg is.
User avatar #464 to #463 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
It's like fag, only spelled wrong.
User avatar #465 to #464 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh....mmmk.
User avatar #466 to #465 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But you're a lovely fag.
<3
User avatar #467 to #466 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Yay!!
User avatar #468 to #467 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh, and by the way,

It's me.
User avatar #405 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
WHY DON'T YOU LOVED ME ANYMORE
User avatar #406 to #405 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
I do. Why don't we talk? Let's talk.
User avatar #445 to #406 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
has anyone ever told you that you have lovely eyes?
User avatar #447 to #446 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
I prefer M, it's a very nice letter.
User avatar #427 to #406 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but still, i don't think you should be looking at me for a masculine friend.
User avatar #428 to #427 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Aren't you male? Good enough fur me.
User avatar #429 to #428 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
well, yes.
but i'm a ****** .
User avatar #430 to #429 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Aw, is you a homosex?
User avatar #431 to #430 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
yes.
do you not remember me?
because of actual memories with actual friends?
User avatar #432 to #431 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
I have a bunch of people I haven't talked to in a while and I forget peoples sexualities. Sorry, lol.
User avatar #433 to #432 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
don't be sorry.
forget me entirely then live a full life with real friends.
User avatar #434 to #433 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Nah, I need my internet buds.
User avatar #435 to #434 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
no you don't.
FORGET MEEE
User avatar #436 to #435 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAAR!!!!


*aggressively hugs*
User avatar #437 to #436 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
g'bye
<3
User avatar #438 to #437 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NOOESSS!!
User avatar #439 to #438 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
have sweet dreams of large women.
User avatar #440 to #439 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NOO!!!

CUM BACH!!!
User avatar #441 to #440 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
johann sebastian bach?
User avatar #442 to #441 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
....idk
User avatar #443 to #442 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
OKILOVEYOUBYE
User avatar #444 to #443 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAR LEAVE!!!

User avatar #407 to #406 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
ok.
so, what's new?
User avatar #408 to #407 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
Not much, video games and masturbation. Same as usual.
User avatar #409 to #408 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
i love talking with you because of all the self esteem boost that comes from it.
i've been climbing mountains, and mastering pogosticking even more.
User avatar #410 to #409 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
Well i've been doing gymnastics and shooting bottles, I've also added to my knife and sword collection.

I just don't feel like talking about anything productive I've done.
User avatar #411 to #410 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
shooting bottles as in?...
User avatar #412 to #411 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Shattering them to pieces with tiny balls of copper.
User avatar #413 to #412 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
I prefer a bow and arrow to bb guns.
it seems so much more... elegant.
User avatar #414 to #413 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
My friend was shooting my crossbow but it's as inaccurate as balls.
User avatar #415 to #414 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
probably because he was **** at maintaining it, or he just sucks.
User avatar #416 to #415 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
It's salvaged from my basement with awful sights and a string that;s past it's prime.


And he's a she.
User avatar #417 to #416 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
since when do you have friends?!
User avatar #418 to #417 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
I GOTS FRIENDS!
User avatar #419 to #418 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
congrats.
User avatar #420 to #419 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
They're all awesome 'n **** .
User avatar #421 to #420 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
i guess you don't need me anymore.
*slowly fades away*
User avatar #422 to #421 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
OH YES I DO!

*summons you back*
User avatar #423 to #422 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you've learned the magic of friendship made friends! why would you need me? that's what i was sent here to help you with.
User avatar #426 to #423 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Well I'm usually tired and worn out when I get home and talk to people like you but I'm like, a little insane in real life during the day.
User avatar #424 to #423 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Because I could always use guy friends. I think I've been around Kayla so much I'm becoming feminine.
User avatar #425 to #424 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you were already feminine
But I'm probably even more feminine than her.
but you're boring as balls.
User avatar #391 - dildoes (04/23/2013) [-]
do you still love me?
User avatar #392 to #391 - codyxvasco (04/23/2013) [-]
I dunno.
User avatar #393 to #392 - dildoes (04/24/2013) [-]
</3
#390 - codyxvasco (04/20/2013) [-]
Do you want this?
#388 - codyxvasco (04/18/2013) [-]
Sparkyoneonetwo   
   
   
Still want to be 						******					 by these?
Sparkyoneonetwo


Still want to be ****** by these?
User avatar #389 to #388 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/18/2013) [-]
why not??
#387 - codyxvasco (04/16/2013) [-]
Cody, check this 						****					 out!
Cody, check this **** out!
User avatar #382 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!

........____________________, ,
....../ `---___________----_____] = = = = = D
...../==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//

WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
User avatar #384 to #383 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
obviously
<3
User avatar #378 - codyxvasco (03/30/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled user kisushima ** wanna talk?
User avatar #380 to #379 - codyxvasco (03/30/2013) [-]
Aww, You're adowableeee!
#381 to #380 - kisushima (03/30/2013) [-]
I know.. ¬¬
I know.. ¬¬
User avatar #377 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled user darlingdo **
#376 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled a random comment #55018 posted by thatnigger at Slice of Life thread 3 ** :
Monogatari will sell no matter what. It's pretty good though, don't mind the fanserves too much.

I'm more into white girls though. My sister would be black and so I wouldn't really want her or see her like that. If I had an adopted white sister though, **** that would be pretty awesome if you know what I mean.

Down at some construction site. "Damn I would drill that ass all night". And so It began.

Black Heart gets lonely so you want her? But you already like Black sister? And sister already with some other guy? Kill the guy and get both, problem solved.

I've downloaded it. I'll play it some other time. I'm way to busy for that.

Also how your days been? I've downloaded some more series to watch for the summer. Got so much, summer ganna be fun.
User avatar #375 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolls 8**
#372 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled a random image posted in comment #3302514 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE **
User avatar #370 - mandatorytrolling (03/19/2013) [-]
Well damn. Thought I was in the art board... and I replied to the wrong person. Anyway Thank you for Reminding me of a few Photoshop things! I have forgoten too much of it.
User avatar #367 - SACAPUNTAS (03/17/2013) [-]
WELL THEN TRY INFORMING ME THEN. What do you like to do????
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User avatar #368 to #367 - codyxvasco (03/17/2013) [-]
I like gymnastics, playing games, cuddling, masturbating, listening to my friends music, and drawing. And a bunch of other stuff I believe.
#361 - theturtletrolley (03/08/2013) [-]
I was scarred by the comment....
Is this the therapy session?
User avatar #366 to #361 - codyxvasco (03/16/2013) [-]
Dude, I just realized how ******* ironic this is

The comment literally right under this is a picture of my gun.
User avatar #364 to #361 - samxdaxman (03/09/2013) [-]
Hello, I'm Sam. (Hi Sam) And i was scarred by vantastic's comment.
User avatar #363 to #361 - codyxvasco (03/08/2013) [-]
how did that situation make you feel?
User avatar #365 to #363 - theturtletrolley (03/09/2013) [-]
It made me feel terrified I can't even go outside without picturing him there, Silly rabbit trix are for kids! He'd taunt WHY CANT THEY JUST GIVE HIM SOME ******* CEREAL
User avatar #362 to #361 - codyxvasco (03/08/2013) [-]
It's ok, guns are horrible and you should be given compensation by that vile person...
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