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Youtube Channel: codyxvasco592
Steam Profile: codyxvasco
Consoles Owned: Ps3, Wii, PC
Video Games Played: TF2, Cod zombies, Knock Knock
PSN: C-virus3490
Interests: CoD Zombies, Small craft projects, pets, swagbucks, sleep, Doctor who, Torchwood,
Date Signed Up:3/28/2011
Last Login:7/05/2015
Location:Lakeville Massachusettes
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I want things, and also stuff.

latest user's comments

#56 - idk if my mall even has stairs, I'd have no idea where to go. 03/04/2015 on Fatties have to use the stairs 0
#33 - Amy Winehouse drop kicking that guy tho  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2015 on Pepole pt 4 +2
User avatar #44 - macacobr (03/04/2015) [-]
That was the name of the program. Brazilian shit never ceases to amaze me.
#63 - my kitten 03/04/2015 on (=^.^=) +2
#31 - Because I want others to hurt too.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Before And After Photos Of... +3
#81 - justleaving (03/04/2015) [-]
User avatar #82 - codyxvasco (03/04/2015) [-]
It's kind of a good hurt....Like that's how you know it was a real love.
#83 - justleaving (03/04/2015) [-]
#84 - codyxvasco (03/04/2015) [-]
#121 - So do you guys think there is a need for feminism in America a…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2015 on Why not to be a feminist 0
#124 - organiclead (03/03/2015) [-]
Not anymore. Most new properties tend to be pretty freaking awesome as far as women are concerned. We have sexy girls, we have down to earth gals, we have pathetic gals, we have tough as nails gals, we have so many gals in so many different lots of life and it's awesome.

It always baffles me when people complain about women in the media because it feels like they're living 10 years in the past. Like they haven't left their house to see all the awesome new stuff we've got.
#32 - Hocus Pocus mentioned, Swell with Life Force and Witchcraft. 03/03/2015 on Dirty Jokes done for kids 0
#5 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Before And After Photos Of... +3
#23 - justleaving (03/03/2015) [-]
Y u do dis?
User avatar #31 - codyxvasco (03/03/2015) [-]
Because I want others to hurt too.
#81 - justleaving (03/04/2015) [-]
User avatar #82 - codyxvasco (03/04/2015) [-]
It's kind of a good hurt....Like that's how you know it was a real love.
#83 - justleaving (03/04/2015) [-]
#84 - codyxvasco (03/04/2015) [-]
#10 - anon (03/03/2015) [-]
#4 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Before And After Photos Of... +35
#5 - codyxvasco (03/03/2015) [-]
#23 - justleaving (03/03/2015) [-]
Y u do dis?
User avatar #31 - codyxvasco (03/03/2015) [-]
Because I want others to hurt too.
#81 - justleaving (03/04/2015) [-]
User avatar #82 - codyxvasco (03/04/2015) [-]
It's kind of a good hurt....Like that's how you know it was a real love.
#83 - justleaving (03/04/2015) [-]
#84 - codyxvasco (03/04/2015) [-]
#10 - anon (03/03/2015) [-]
#3 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Before And After Photos Of... +29
#4 - codyxvasco (03/03/2015) [-]
#5 - codyxvasco (03/03/2015) [-]
#23 - justleaving (03/03/2015) [-]
Y u do dis?
User avatar #31 - codyxvasco (03/03/2015) [-]
Because I want others to hurt too.
#81 - justleaving (03/04/2015) [-]
User avatar #82 - codyxvasco (03/04/2015) [-]
It's kind of a good hurt....Like that's how you know it was a real love.
#83 - justleaving (03/04/2015) [-]
#84 - codyxvasco (03/04/2015) [-]
#10 - anon (03/03/2015) [-]
#1503 - Hey babygirl  [+] (2 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Brag and post your best... 0
#1632 - katet (03/03/2015) [-]
User avatar #1552 - someonestolesanic (03/03/2015) [-]
hey autism.
#37 - If you ever need to make a small child shut up just gently gra… 03/02/2015 on Caring 0
#66 - Once a year, for 12 hours....all things legal, are now illegal.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2015 on The Purge +5
User avatar #146 - theseventhmirror (03/03/2015) [-]
That sounds like an amazing parody, can someone get to work on this?
#10 - This is my Bible in Current Perspective class. 03/01/2015 on This is Patrick 0
#18 - But over at EA....  [+] (3 new replies) 02/28/2015 on amazing service +76
#25 - krypticwizdom (02/28/2015) [-]
this made me laugh more than the actual content
#24 - kinginthenorth (02/28/2015) [-]
Actually
>Bought BF3: Limited Edition for Xbox
>Key didn't work
>Go to chat support
>Guy asks me what the issue is
>Explain him what happened
>He gives me a new key, it works
>Sends me his xbox id to play
>"See you on the batlefield, soldier"
>Played glorious games together
User avatar #22 - manofparody (02/28/2015) [-]
I used to work for Asus, we did shit like this all the time on our live chats. We weren't pointed for shit on live chats, but were on phone calls. So we'd try and get them to call us to get the issue resolved, instead of the live chat, and it's easier and quicker over the phone.

Hell, my training consisted of: "Piss off this customer to get him to call in, but don't actually offend him."
#399 - Comment deleted 02/27/2015 on Zombie Admins 0
#2510 - I wore her jeans one time. Very embarrassing. That j… 02/26/2015 on Post a screenshot of your... +1
#2488 - Then don't. If she addressed is, pretend she's talking about y… 02/26/2015 on Post a screenshot of your... +1
#2487 - She looks better here.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Post a screenshot of your... 0
#2508 - hurzg (02/26/2015) [-]
You have a fine mom. Hopefully you got your genes from her.
User avatar #2510 - codyxvasco (02/26/2015) [-]
I wore her jeans one time. Very embarrassing.
That joke doesn't make sense in text form.
#75 - I'm really sad Izumi had to die. 02/26/2015 on Random Anime Facts Part 7 0
#771 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Post a screenshot of your... +13
#2260 - anon (02/26/2015) [-]
>posting a pic of your milf mother on FJ
>on FJ

You know there's gonna be people here fapping to your mom, right?
#2487 - codyxvasco (02/26/2015) [-]
She looks better here.
#2508 - hurzg (02/26/2015) [-]
You have a fine mom. Hopefully you got your genes from her.
User avatar #2510 - codyxvasco (02/26/2015) [-]
I wore her jeans one time. Very embarrassing.
That joke doesn't make sense in text form.
#1152 - dinonator (02/25/2015) [-]
guess i would fuck your mum
#1030 - hurzg (02/25/2015) [-]
Tell your mom this
#1336 - mrpotatofudge (02/25/2015) [-]
every time someone posts Michael Rosen i am obligated to post this.
User avatar #2531 - dinonator (03/07/2015) [-]
this is so fucking next level
#754 - Do you really want a link to the picture of my mom?  [+] (13 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Post a screenshot of your... +12
#2348 - cwilkens (02/26/2015) [-]
Explaining this to my girlfriend will be difficult
User avatar #2488 - codyxvasco (02/26/2015) [-]
Then don't. If she addressed is, pretend she's talking about your desktop icons.
#2148 - optimusfine (02/26/2015) [-]
User avatar #766 - sepheroth (02/25/2015) [-]
Yes.
#771 - codyxvasco (02/25/2015) [-]
#2260 - anon (02/26/2015) [-]
>posting a pic of your milf mother on FJ
>on FJ

You know there's gonna be people here fapping to your mom, right?
#2487 - codyxvasco (02/26/2015) [-]
She looks better here.
#2508 - hurzg (02/26/2015) [-]
You have a fine mom. Hopefully you got your genes from her.
User avatar #2510 - codyxvasco (02/26/2015) [-]
I wore her jeans one time. Very embarrassing.
That joke doesn't make sense in text form.
#1152 - dinonator (02/25/2015) [-]
guess i would fuck your mum
#1030 - hurzg (02/25/2015) [-]
Tell your mom this
#1336 - mrpotatofudge (02/25/2015) [-]
every time someone posts Michael Rosen i am obligated to post this.
User avatar #2531 - dinonator (03/07/2015) [-]
this is so fucking next level
#41 - This entire part seems to be just filler.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Anime Comp: Jojo's Bizarre... 0
User avatar #75 - yusay (02/25/2015) [-]
All Jojo parts are standalone. There is no overarching story.
#64 - jalauren (02/25/2015) [-]
Nigga you kidding me? I agree that Part 3 is one of the "lesser" of the JoJos, but the same shit happened in Part 1. Except it was more like, "Sorry Jonathan, Dio is in another castle".

pic sorta related
#37 - I liked the really cool battles against vampires and pillar me…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Anime Comp: Jojo's Bizarre... +2
#38 - anotheroneonearth (02/25/2015) [-]
that was an obligatory fanservice episode for some fanbase
User avatar #41 - codyxvasco (02/25/2015) [-]
This entire part seems to be just filler.
User avatar #75 - yusay (02/25/2015) [-]
All Jojo parts are standalone. There is no overarching story.
#64 - jalauren (02/25/2015) [-]
Nigga you kidding me? I agree that Part 3 is one of the "lesser" of the JoJos, but the same shit happened in Part 1. Except it was more like, "Sorry Jonathan, Dio is in another castle".

pic sorta related
#20 - What about 20 year and 17 year gay men? 02/25/2015 on privilege 0
#13 - I don't like the way Battle in Egypt is going so far. …  [+] (8 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Anime Comp: Jojo's Bizarre... 0
#30 - anotheroneonearth (02/25/2015) [-]
well it's a bizarre adventure.
User avatar #37 - codyxvasco (02/25/2015) [-]
I liked the really cool battles against vampires and pillar men.

Advol and Joseph fucking in public is funny but it's just...I dunno....not the same.
#38 - anotheroneonearth (02/25/2015) [-]
that was an obligatory fanservice episode for some fanbase
User avatar #41 - codyxvasco (02/25/2015) [-]
This entire part seems to be just filler.
User avatar #75 - yusay (02/25/2015) [-]
All Jojo parts are standalone. There is no overarching story.
#64 - jalauren (02/25/2015) [-]
Nigga you kidding me? I agree that Part 3 is one of the "lesser" of the JoJos, but the same shit happened in Part 1. Except it was more like, "Sorry Jonathan, Dio is in another castle".

pic sorta related
User avatar #17 - Epicgetguy (02/25/2015) [-]
Just you wait until Petshop shows up.
User avatar #52 - isradam (02/25/2015) [-]
Can't wait for Iggy to go into handsome mode.

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#482 - codyxvasco (01/19/2015) [-]
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**** yes it does
User avatar #481 - tries (01/19/2015) [-]
hi ;)
#484 to #483 - tries (01/19/2015) [-]
YOU SHOULD TRIES AS HARD AS YOU CAN WHEN DONG THINGS
#485 to #484 - codyxvasco (01/19/2015) [-]
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hanks
User avatar #479 - nought ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
Hello cody
#478 - codyxvasco (04/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #477 - dildoes (11/08/2013) [-]
babe i love u
btw ad my steam
search up "mariothelegn" then add bee.
User avatar #475 - dildoes (07/16/2013) [-]
why dont you love me anymore?
;_;
you never even come on
User avatar #476 to #475 - codyxvasco (09/02/2013) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #448 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
hello lovely.
User avatar #469 to #448 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Mason?
User avatar #470 to #469 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Yeah.
I wonder if you'll ever realize without me telling you.
You really are slow.
User avatar #471 to #470 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Slow as a turtle!
User avatar #472 to #471 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Turtles are faster.
User avatar #473 to #472 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
So how's life?
User avatar #474 to #473 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
live
you?
User avatar #475 to #474 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Borring.
User avatar #449 to #448 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Hello?
User avatar #450 to #449 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
why the question mark?
User avatar #451 to #450 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
WHO ARE YOU!!?!?
User avatar #452 to #451 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Well, I'm certainly not levchenko.
User avatar #453 to #452 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Hi levchenko
User avatar #454 to #453 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But...
My name says that I'm not!
User avatar #455 to #454 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
It's unconvincing
User avatar #456 to #455 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Too bad. I'm still not levchenko
User avatar #457 to #456 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Alrighty then.
User avatar #458 to #457 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Anyway, I came to this smelly cave to speak to the one that they call codyxvasco
Where is he?
User avatar #459 to #458 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
It is I you seek, Now I pray you'll get on with what it is you request before I grow impacient. Welp.
User avatar #460 to #459 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I forgot what I was going to say.
I'm certain it was important though.
User avatar #461 to #460 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Stick around until you remember, I'll be here, being more important than you.
User avatar #462 to #461 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I'm certainly more important than you!
At least I'm not a feg.
User avatar #463 to #462 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
At least I don't know what a feg is.
User avatar #464 to #463 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
It's like fag, only spelled wrong.
User avatar #465 to #464 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh....mmmk.
User avatar #466 to #465 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But you're a lovely fag.
<3
User avatar #467 to #466 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Yay!!
User avatar #468 to #467 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh, and by the way,

It's me.
User avatar #405 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
WHY DON'T YOU LOVED ME ANYMORE
User avatar #406 to #405 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
I do. Why don't we talk? Let's talk.
User avatar #445 to #406 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
has anyone ever told you that you have lovely eyes?
User avatar #447 to #446 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
I prefer M, it's a very nice letter.
User avatar #427 to #406 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but still, i don't think you should be looking at me for a masculine friend.
User avatar #428 to #427 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Aren't you male? Good enough fur me.
User avatar #429 to #428 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
well, yes.
but i'm a faggot.
User avatar #430 to #429 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Aw, is you a homosex?
User avatar #431 to #430 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
yes.
do you not remember me?
because of actual memories with actual friends?
User avatar #432 to #431 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
I have a bunch of people I haven't talked to in a while and I forget peoples sexualities. Sorry, lol.
User avatar #433 to #432 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
don't be sorry.
forget me entirely then live a full life with real friends.
User avatar #434 to #433 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Nah, I need my internet buds.
User avatar #435 to #434 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
no you don't.
FORGET MEEE
User avatar #436 to #435 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAAR!!!!


*aggressively hugs*
User avatar #437 to #436 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
g'bye
<3
User avatar #438 to #437 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NOOESSS!!
User avatar #439 to #438 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
have sweet dreams of large women.
User avatar #440 to #439 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NOO!!!

CUM BACH!!!
User avatar #441 to #440 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
johann sebastian bach?
User avatar #442 to #441 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
....idk
User avatar #443 to #442 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
OKILOVEYOUBYE
User avatar #444 to #443 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAR LEAVE!!!

User avatar #407 to #406 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
ok.
so, what's new?
User avatar #408 to #407 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
Not much, video games and masturbation. Same as usual.
User avatar #409 to #408 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
i love talking with you because of all the self esteem boost that comes from it.
i've been climbing mountains, and mastering pogosticking even more.
User avatar #410 to #409 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
Well i've been doing gymnastics and shooting bottles, I've also added to my knife and sword collection.

I just don't feel like talking about anything productive I've done.
User avatar #411 to #410 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
shooting bottles as in?...
User avatar #412 to #411 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Shattering them to pieces with tiny balls of copper.
User avatar #413 to #412 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
I prefer a bow and arrow to bb guns.
it seems so much more... elegant.
User avatar #414 to #413 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
My friend was shooting my crossbow but it's as inaccurate as balls.
User avatar #415 to #414 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
probably because he was **** at maintaining it, or he just sucks.
User avatar #416 to #415 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
It's salvaged from my basement with awful sights and a string that;s past it's prime.


And he's a she.
User avatar #417 to #416 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
since when do you have friends?!
User avatar #418 to #417 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
I GOTS FRIENDS!
User avatar #419 to #418 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
congrats.
User avatar #420 to #419 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
They're all awesome 'n **** .
User avatar #421 to #420 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
i guess you don't need me anymore.
*slowly fades away*
User avatar #422 to #421 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
OH YES I DO!

*summons you back*
User avatar #423 to #422 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you've learned the magic of friendship made friends! why would you need me? that's what i was sent here to help you with.
User avatar #426 to #423 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Well I'm usually tired and worn out when I get home and talk to people like you but I'm like, a little insane in real life during the day.
User avatar #424 to #423 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Because I could always use guy friends. I think I've been around Kayla so much I'm becoming feminine.
User avatar #425 to #424 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you were already feminine
But I'm probably even more feminine than her.
but you're boring as balls.
User avatar #391 - dildoes (04/23/2013) [-]
do you still love me?
User avatar #392 to #391 - codyxvasco (04/23/2013) [-]
I dunno.
User avatar #393 to #392 - dildoes (04/24/2013) [-]
</3
#390 - codyxvasco (04/20/2013) [-]
Do you want this?
#388 - codyxvasco (04/18/2013) [-]
Sparkyoneonetwo   
   
   
Still want to be 			******		 by these?
Sparkyoneonetwo


Still want to be ****** by these?
User avatar #389 to #388 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/18/2013) [-]
why not??
#387 - codyxvasco (04/16/2013) [-]
Cody, check this 			****		 out!
Cody, check this **** out!
User avatar #382 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!

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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
User avatar #383 to #382 - codyxvasco (04/07/2013) [-]
***** fo reel?!
User avatar #384 to #383 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
obviously
<3
User avatar #378 - codyxvasco (03/30/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled user kisushima ** wanna talk?
User avatar #380 to #379 - codyxvasco (03/30/2013) [-]
Aww, You're adowableeee!
#381 to #380 - kisushima (03/30/2013) [-]
I know.. ¬¬
I know.. ¬¬
User avatar #377 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
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#376 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled a random comment #55018 posted by thatnigger at Slice of Life thread 3 ** :
Monogatari will sell no matter what. It's pretty good though, don't mind the fanserves too much.

I'm more into white girls though. My sister would be black and so I wouldn't really want her or see her like that. If I had an adopted white sister though, **** that would be pretty awesome if you know what I mean.

Down at some construction site. "Damn I would drill that ass all night". And so It began.

Black Heart gets lonely so you want her? But you already like Black sister? And sister already with some other guy? Kill the guy and get both, problem solved.

I've downloaded it. I'll play it some other time. I'm way to busy for that.

Also how your days been? I've downloaded some more series to watch for the summer. Got so much, summer ganna be fun.
User avatar #375 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
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#372 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
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