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Consoles Owned: Ps3, Wii, PC
Video Games Played: TF2, Cod zombies, Knock Knock
PSN: C-virus3490
Interests: CoD Zombies, Small craft projects, pets, swagbucks, sleep, Doctor who, Torchwood,
Date Signed Up:3/28/2011
Last Login:1/31/2015
Location:Lakeville Massachusettes
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#2 - Comment deleted 12/03/2014 on Mfw I see a bug on my... 0
#4 - I imagine it singing Opera in the shower. 12/03/2014 on Tiny Castle Built for Ducks... 0
#2 - I can't even tell if they're upset or ecstatic. 12/03/2014 on Adventure Time and Gamergate? +2
#2 - Jill Saphire...... 12/03/2014 on You know... 0
#3 - ******* my girlfriend but thinking about Polnareff <3  [+] (4 new replies) 12/03/2014 on Getting home after a long day +1
User avatar #4 - evilanakie (12/03/2014) [-]
*speedwagon
User avatar #5 - codyxvasco (12/03/2014) [-]
Fucking Polnareff but thinking about Speedwagon <3
User avatar #6 - evilanakie (12/03/2014) [-]
fucking speedwagon but thinking of dolphins
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiatQmbrUio
User avatar #7 - codyxvasco (12/03/2014) [-]
fuck....
#3 - Smelly. 12/03/2014 on to klil a mockingberd 0
#4 - Yes....This video was a breath of fresh air. 12/03/2014 on Behold, someone who gives a... +1
#8 - Voltaire best -taire. 12/03/2014 on Happy Birthday Morbid Channel +1
#24 - My deck is only good if I'm lucky. I'm working on making it so…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/03/2014 on Magic the Gathering +1
User avatar #25 - jtwagner (12/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, I built a colorless myr deck during the eldrazi block that if it played out just right I got infinite turns and tokens but it only worked as long as people couldn't figure out what I was doing.
User avatar #26 - codyxvasco (12/03/2014) [-]
My deck has crazy life gain, and my creatures get power from my life gained, but if I don't get a good combo then I fall apart.

Also Pacifism because I'm evil.
#33 - wolfwithglasses (12/03/2014) [-]
i haven't played for a while. Last i remember,mines was a blue/black deck that would slowly take down or really screw my opponent. Liliana's caress was one of my slow kill cards
#10 - "Hey you! Watcha gon' do!?" Hey you watch-" …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2014 on TIME OUT! +5
#11 - sexyhimself (12/03/2014) [-]
#22 - Just got my first Deck. It's a White/Blue. But I onl…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/03/2014 on Magic the Gathering +1
User avatar #23 - jtwagner (12/03/2014) [-]
Everyone starts somewhere. I started with a 5 color sliver deck and two wooden d10 back in the day.
User avatar #24 - codyxvasco (12/03/2014) [-]
My deck is only good if I'm lucky. I'm working on making it so I don't have to be dependent on certain combos, which I am right now.
User avatar #25 - jtwagner (12/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, I built a colorless myr deck during the eldrazi block that if it played out just right I got infinite turns and tokens but it only worked as long as people couldn't figure out what I was doing.
User avatar #26 - codyxvasco (12/03/2014) [-]
My deck has crazy life gain, and my creatures get power from my life gained, but if I don't get a good combo then I fall apart.

Also Pacifism because I'm evil.
#33 - wolfwithglasses (12/03/2014) [-]
i haven't played for a while. Last i remember,mines was a blue/black deck that would slowly take down or really screw my opponent. Liliana's caress was one of my slow kill cards
#2 - How long do I have to wait for Jojo's? Also Is …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/03/2014 on Compliment 0
User avatar #4 - Epicgetguy (12/03/2014) [-]
Continuation of Part 3 is in January.

Jolyne is Jotaro's Daughter and Juri was based off her.
User avatar #7 - codyxvasco (12/03/2014) [-]
I feel like I'll die before then tho.
#8 - Epicgetguy (12/03/2014) [-]
#3 - anonymous (12/03/2014) [-]
Juri Han is based on Jolyne
#9 - Can I just say that I frequently use tumblr just to see funny …  [+] (7 new replies) 12/03/2014 on Seems Legit +20
#163 - obviousxplain (12/04/2014) [-]
im on tumblr a lot too
it doesnt matter if in in politics, video games, doctor who--feminists are EVERYWHERE (pre gamergate mind you).
Any media that mentions gender has SJW all over it.

i also love Taylor swift m8
User avatar #60 - kafei (12/03/2014) [-]
I'm on there because there's a huge (non SJW) artist and "people that like art" community, as well as decent sources for unbiased news.
It's also one of the only places I've found a decent cyberpunk community.
User avatar #98 - codyxvasco (12/03/2014) [-]
The thing about tumblr is that it has everything. So naturally it has a bunch of shit mixed in.
User avatar #130 - kafei (12/03/2014) [-]
Yes. It's not very difficult to ignore what you don't want to see.
And if it bothers (hypothetical) you that much, there is X-kit with the option to block tags.

I don't let them bother me, though. I don't understand how someone can when you can literally just block that person to turn off your inbox if you don't want to receive hate.

I do understand though when it crosses the line into the public at large.
But then it becomes a much larger issue.

This doesn't mean I can stand their particular brand of hate though.
User avatar #28 - lexxy (12/03/2014) [-]
i'm on it all the time, I go on it purely for the pictures, the sense of community on that has changed completely since feminists came about but it's easy enough to unfollow those people!
#21 - ottox (12/03/2014) [-]
fj has gone to shit, every second post is about gg or some unfunny comp, long gone the days when it was only the best of 4chan and tumblr
User avatar #15 - DekuNut (12/03/2014) [-]
Im always ontumblr for the askblogs, I also run a few myself. I occasionally see the fennazi posts. but not all the time. I guess I follow way too many people, so those posts get lost.
#42 - D'aw! 12/03/2014 on Something's not right here 0
#39 - Gotcha. So films aren't really always 100% true to the script?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/03/2014 on Jack +1
User avatar #52 - theodordronen (12/03/2014) [-]
First of all, actors like to put their own minor changes to the dialogue to make it sound more like something they would say.
Second, if they do about 5 takes of something just to make sure you have good "coverage" (a lot too work with in editing) you might do it a little different every time and maybe ad-lib a bit.
User avatar #42 - houseofbrick (12/03/2014) [-]
The first Iron Man movie basically didn't have a script until the movie was finished shooting.
User avatar #40 - revanmal (12/03/2014) [-]
Oh hell no. Scripts are being re-written constantly, even in the middle of shoots.
#76 - Can I just be peeking in through the window? I used t… 12/03/2014 on Funnyjunk OC art-class 0
#37 - How do unscripted scenes even happen? Isn't it expensive to ju…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/03/2014 on Jack +4
User avatar #38 - revanmal (12/03/2014) [-]
They don't just say "Go crazy", actors like Depp just like to ad-lib and play with the script a little, and directors who are smart know how to adapt and let them do their thing if it seems good.

But there's other times, like on Scrubs, where many of Neil Flynn's lines aren't scripted, the script just says "Neil says something funny" and they continue on like that. It depends on what sort of people you have in front of the camera.
User avatar #39 - codyxvasco (12/03/2014) [-]
Gotcha. So films aren't really always 100% true to the script?
User avatar #52 - theodordronen (12/03/2014) [-]
First of all, actors like to put their own minor changes to the dialogue to make it sound more like something they would say.
Second, if they do about 5 takes of something just to make sure you have good "coverage" (a lot too work with in editing) you might do it a little different every time and maybe ad-lib a bit.
User avatar #42 - houseofbrick (12/03/2014) [-]
The first Iron Man movie basically didn't have a script until the movie was finished shooting.
User avatar #40 - revanmal (12/03/2014) [-]
Oh hell no. Scripts are being re-written constantly, even in the middle of shoots.
#6 - " **** he's attacking my friend....But I don'… 12/02/2014 on The cat has your back +359
#12 - Nah. 12/02/2014 on pls admin 0
#33 - The fact that anyone thinks they have such a sense of power ov… 12/01/2014 on Link in description 0
#15 - I really don't like this much because tumblr is like, 95% funn…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/01/2014 on Link in description 0
User avatar #187 - potrsr (12/02/2014) [-]
and those 5% are the loudest.
User avatar #37 - lerulerunana (12/01/2014) [-]
I'm sure the normal people on tumblr won't give a shit
#30 - anonymous (12/01/2014) [-]
There are way more posts about people just bashing on thoughts, just cuz you follow porn and funny stuff doesnt mean its only composed of it.
User avatar #29 - roninneko (12/01/2014) [-]
While this is a valid point, the question is not what percentage of the users engage in the behaviour, but how overall effective it is with regards to its bully-related online presence. Even if only 5% are actual troublemakers, they still have the potential to out-bully everyone else just by being collectively loud and producing results. Size is not the question here, but effectiveness
#69 - Valid (12/02/2014) [-]
You raise a Valid point
User avatar #70 - roninneko (12/02/2014) [-]
How often do you get summoned, anyway?
#89 - Valid (12/02/2014) [-]
I get summoned a minimum 20 times daily
User avatar #33 - codyxvasco (12/01/2014) [-]
The fact that anyone thinks they have such a sense of power over other people and think there will be no consequences because Tumblr, is terrible. So I think the community needs an attitude overhall and the immature brats need some kind of consequence.
#1 - You left out the part that made it funny....The black guys wer…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2014 on star balls +8
#2 - ablakguy (12/02/2014) [-]
Pick. Its called a pick.
#243 - No words, only rage. 12/01/2014 on SJW Hate Mob VS a Lymeric 0
#36 - The best I've ever done was a Tsuke. I <3 Tsuke's 11/30/2014 on Step up your game, 1956 0
#15 - ­ 11/30/2014 on this is how you get Skynet. 0
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#482 - codyxvasco (01/19/2015) [-]
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**** yes it does
User avatar #481 - tries (01/19/2015) [-]
hi ;)
#484 to #483 - tries (01/19/2015) [-]
YOU SHOULD TRIES AS HARD AS YOU CAN WHEN DONG THINGS
#485 to #484 - codyxvasco (01/19/2015) [-]
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hanks
User avatar #479 - nought (11/25/2014) [-]
Hello cody
#478 - codyxvasco (04/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #477 - dildoes (11/08/2013) [-]
babe i love u
btw ad my steam
search up "mariothelegn" then add bee.
User avatar #475 - dildoes (07/16/2013) [-]
why dont you love me anymore?
;_;
you never even come on
User avatar #476 to #475 - codyxvasco (09/02/2013) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #448 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
hello lovely.
User avatar #469 to #448 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Mason?
User avatar #470 to #469 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Yeah.
I wonder if you'll ever realize without me telling you.
You really are slow.
User avatar #471 to #470 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Slow as a turtle!
User avatar #472 to #471 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Turtles are faster.
User avatar #473 to #472 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
So how's life?
User avatar #474 to #473 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
live
you?
User avatar #475 to #474 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Borring.
User avatar #449 to #448 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Hello?
User avatar #450 to #449 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
why the question mark?
User avatar #451 to #450 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
WHO ARE YOU!!?!?
User avatar #452 to #451 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Well, I'm certainly not levchenko.
User avatar #453 to #452 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Hi levchenko
User avatar #454 to #453 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But...
My name says that I'm not!
User avatar #455 to #454 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
It's unconvincing
User avatar #456 to #455 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Too bad. I'm still not levchenko
User avatar #457 to #456 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Alrighty then.
User avatar #458 to #457 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Anyway, I came to this smelly cave to speak to the one that they call codyxvasco
Where is he?
User avatar #459 to #458 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
It is I you seek, Now I pray you'll get on with what it is you request before I grow impacient. Welp.
User avatar #460 to #459 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I forgot what I was going to say.
I'm certain it was important though.
User avatar #461 to #460 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Stick around until you remember, I'll be here, being more important than you.
User avatar #462 to #461 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I'm certainly more important than you!
At least I'm not a feg.
User avatar #463 to #462 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
At least I don't know what a feg is.
User avatar #464 to #463 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
It's like fag, only spelled wrong.
User avatar #465 to #464 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh....mmmk.
User avatar #466 to #465 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But you're a lovely fag.
<3
User avatar #467 to #466 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Yay!!
User avatar #468 to #467 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh, and by the way,

It's me.
User avatar #405 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
WHY DON'T YOU LOVED ME ANYMORE
User avatar #406 to #405 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
I do. Why don't we talk? Let's talk.
User avatar #445 to #406 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
has anyone ever told you that you have lovely eyes?
User avatar #447 to #446 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
I prefer M, it's a very nice letter.
User avatar #427 to #406 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but still, i don't think you should be looking at me for a masculine friend.
User avatar #428 to #427 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Aren't you male? Good enough fur me.
User avatar #429 to #428 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
well, yes.
but i'm a faggot.
User avatar #430 to #429 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Aw, is you a homosex?
User avatar #431 to #430 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
yes.
do you not remember me?
because of actual memories with actual friends?
User avatar #432 to #431 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
I have a bunch of people I haven't talked to in a while and I forget peoples sexualities. Sorry, lol.
User avatar #433 to #432 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
don't be sorry.
forget me entirely then live a full life with real friends.
User avatar #434 to #433 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Nah, I need my internet buds.
User avatar #435 to #434 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
no you don't.
FORGET MEEE
User avatar #436 to #435 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAAR!!!!


*aggressively hugs*
User avatar #437 to #436 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
g'bye
<3
User avatar #438 to #437 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NOOESSS!!
User avatar #439 to #438 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
have sweet dreams of large women.
User avatar #440 to #439 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NOO!!!

CUM BACH!!!
User avatar #441 to #440 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
johann sebastian bach?
User avatar #442 to #441 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
....idk
User avatar #443 to #442 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
OKILOVEYOUBYE
User avatar #444 to #443 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAR LEAVE!!!

User avatar #407 to #406 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
ok.
so, what's new?
User avatar #408 to #407 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
Not much, video games and masturbation. Same as usual.
User avatar #409 to #408 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
i love talking with you because of all the self esteem boost that comes from it.
i've been climbing mountains, and mastering pogosticking even more.
User avatar #410 to #409 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
Well i've been doing gymnastics and shooting bottles, I've also added to my knife and sword collection.

I just don't feel like talking about anything productive I've done.
User avatar #411 to #410 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
shooting bottles as in?...
User avatar #412 to #411 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Shattering them to pieces with tiny balls of copper.
User avatar #413 to #412 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
I prefer a bow and arrow to bb guns.
it seems so much more... elegant.
User avatar #414 to #413 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
My friend was shooting my crossbow but it's as inaccurate as balls.
User avatar #415 to #414 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
probably because he was **** at maintaining it, or he just sucks.
User avatar #416 to #415 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
It's salvaged from my basement with awful sights and a string that;s past it's prime.


And he's a she.
User avatar #417 to #416 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
since when do you have friends?!
User avatar #418 to #417 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
I GOTS FRIENDS!
User avatar #419 to #418 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
congrats.
User avatar #420 to #419 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
They're all awesome 'n **** .
User avatar #421 to #420 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
i guess you don't need me anymore.
*slowly fades away*
User avatar #422 to #421 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
OH YES I DO!

*summons you back*
User avatar #423 to #422 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you've learned the magic of friendship made friends! why would you need me? that's what i was sent here to help you with.
User avatar #426 to #423 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Well I'm usually tired and worn out when I get home and talk to people like you but I'm like, a little insane in real life during the day.
User avatar #424 to #423 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Because I could always use guy friends. I think I've been around Kayla so much I'm becoming feminine.
User avatar #425 to #424 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you were already feminine
But I'm probably even more feminine than her.
but you're boring as balls.
User avatar #391 - dildoes (04/23/2013) [-]
do you still love me?
User avatar #392 to #391 - codyxvasco (04/23/2013) [-]
I dunno.
User avatar #393 to #392 - dildoes (04/24/2013) [-]
</3
#390 - codyxvasco (04/20/2013) [-]
Do you want this?
#388 - codyxvasco (04/18/2013) [-]
Sparkyoneonetwo   
   
   
Still want to be 						******					 by these?
Sparkyoneonetwo


Still want to be ****** by these?
User avatar #389 to #388 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/18/2013) [-]
why not??
#387 - codyxvasco (04/16/2013) [-]
Cody, check this 						****					 out!
Cody, check this **** out!
User avatar #382 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!

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...../==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//

WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
User avatar #384 to #383 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
obviously
<3
User avatar #378 - codyxvasco (03/30/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled user kisushima ** wanna talk?
User avatar #380 to #379 - codyxvasco (03/30/2013) [-]
Aww, You're adowableeee!
#381 to #380 - kisushima (03/30/2013) [-]
I know.. ¬¬
I know.. ¬¬
User avatar #377 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
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#376 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled a random comment #55018 posted by thatnigger at Slice of Life thread 3 ** :
Monogatari will sell no matter what. It's pretty good though, don't mind the fanserves too much.

I'm more into white girls though. My sister would be black and so I wouldn't really want her or see her like that. If I had an adopted white sister though, **** that would be pretty awesome if you know what I mean.

Down at some construction site. "Damn I would drill that ass all night". And so It began.

Black Heart gets lonely so you want her? But you already like Black sister? And sister already with some other guy? Kill the guy and get both, problem solved.

I've downloaded it. I'll play it some other time. I'm way to busy for that.

Also how your days been? I've downloaded some more series to watch for the summer. Got so much, summer ganna be fun.
User avatar #375 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolls 8**
#372 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled a random image posted in comment #3302514 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE **
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