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Consoles Owned: Ps3, Wii, PC
Video Games Played: TF2, Cod zombies, Knock Knock
PSN: C-virus3490
Interests: CoD Zombies, Small craft projects, pets, swagbucks, sleep, Doctor who, Torchwood,
Date Signed Up:3/28/2011
Last Login:8/28/2014
Location:Lakeville Massachusettes
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#147738 - Do you want a Deku shield? I don't know how to mail things but…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #147739 - youngneil (08/01/2014) [-]
While I would love to have one, I wouldn't want you making one for me because I just couldn't ask someone to do that for me.

And besides, giving people on the internet personal information is kinda sketchy. Thank you, though.
#37 - Maybe the creator of megaman was actually a sentient game just… 08/01/2014 on Super fighting robot 0
#196 - " It's not about those things you're learning! It's about… 08/01/2014 on my opinion can't be that... +1
#147733 - Yesterday I had loads of fun making a Deku shield for my frien…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/01/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #147736 - youngneil (08/01/2014) [-]
Achieve more temporary happiness by making a Deku Shield for me too.

But seriously, if you enjoy creating stuff, and it makes you happy, keep doing it. I've been pretty depressed lately, but I figured out quite recently that when I sit down and play some games, or draw something, or write something, or even just fuck around on my guitar that I have no idea how to play, I feel better about life. And since I started just giving my self some time to do what I love, everything has been a lot better, and I feel more content with my life.
User avatar #147738 - codyxvasco (08/01/2014) [-]
Do you want a Deku shield? I don't know how to mail things but I can try.
User avatar #147739 - youngneil (08/01/2014) [-]
While I would love to have one, I wouldn't want you making one for me because I just couldn't ask someone to do that for me.

And besides, giving people on the internet personal information is kinda sketchy. Thank you, though.
#147727 - I've reached the point where I'm actually getting frustrated w…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/01/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #147817 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (08/01/2014) [-]
You're depressed.

You don't need a Therapist.
You've acknowledged that you are depressed and want to fix it. You've taken the first step to coming out of depression.

I used to be extremely depressed, and was from age 8 to 17. (I'm 19 now, btw.)
I hated my family. I hated my town. I hated my life.
Now? I love my family. I love the town I'm in. And I love life.

On December 24th, 2012, I was at work staying late and working harder to help with their Christmas dinner.
Then when I was finally alone, and while everyone else was getting hammered, I walked to my station and grabbed a knife. I held that knife to my stomach. Ready to end it all then and there.
But there was a slight nagging voice in my head...

> "They'll win."
> "It's not worth it."
> "There's so much more to life than your narrow minded view."

The more I listened, the more I realized just how ignorant and selfish I was. The more I realized just exactly how narrow minded I truly was.
I chose not to act upon my suicidal thoughts. I chose to be better than my family. If my family was the cause of the darkness in my life, then I shall shine through them and prevail. I wouldn't let them get the best of me. I wouldn't let them win.

Whatever it is that's keeping you sad, find a way to demolish it.
When you get that burst of energy? Go running. Each and every day, go running. You'll get lost in thought, and the energy will keep flowing.
You're better than your depression. Go and be the person you want to be. The only thing holding you back is yourself.
Let's face it. You truly are comfortable with your scenario. Else you would've acted upon it sooner and changed it. Yet it's change that scares you. You'll never progress unless you're willing to get uncomfortable in your depression.
(Continued...)
User avatar #147819 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (08/01/2014) [-]
Go and get social, even if you have to force yourself to. Get some new friends. Live life. Have fun. Stop sulking around all day. Silence and loneliness is depressing. Cut that out of your life and you'll be a much happier person.

Occupy yourself, get a job, get some friends, and you'll never have time to dwell on negativity. You'll be focusing and thinking on not only the present, but the future as well.
Stop looking back on the past. It won't do you any good. What's done is done. What's happened has happened. There's no possible way for you to change any of it. Accept that and move on.
User avatar #147729 - nigalthornberry (08/01/2014) [-]
"Find something to believe in and find it four yourself, then pass it on to the future"
#147733 - codyxvasco (08/01/2014) [-]
Yesterday I had loads of fun making a Deku shield for my friend. I was happy all day but it just wears off and I feel down again. But I have the motivation of a broken air conditioner. I don't believe in anything. I just want to be as content with life as I used to be. I never used to feel like this, but I was always alone....well....more-so now.
User avatar #147736 - youngneil (08/01/2014) [-]
Achieve more temporary happiness by making a Deku Shield for me too.

But seriously, if you enjoy creating stuff, and it makes you happy, keep doing it. I've been pretty depressed lately, but I figured out quite recently that when I sit down and play some games, or draw something, or write something, or even just fuck around on my guitar that I have no idea how to play, I feel better about life. And since I started just giving my self some time to do what I love, everything has been a lot better, and I feel more content with my life.
User avatar #147738 - codyxvasco (08/01/2014) [-]
Do you want a Deku shield? I don't know how to mail things but I can try.
User avatar #147739 - youngneil (08/01/2014) [-]
While I would love to have one, I wouldn't want you making one for me because I just couldn't ask someone to do that for me.

And besides, giving people on the internet personal information is kinda sketchy. Thank you, though.
User avatar #147730 - nigalthornberry (08/01/2014) [-]
Fucking autocorrect
#6 - "A spoonful of medicine makes the medicine go down."  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2014 on Calm down there Satan +1
#7 - summerizer (07/31/2014) [-]
Sounds about right.
#11 - Bouncy! Bouncy! Bouncy! 07/31/2014 on I see what you did there, Coke 0
#9 - But there are asshole teachers out there who manage to treat k…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Parent teacher conference +26
User avatar #27 - hoponthefeelstrain (07/31/2014) [-]
I was taking this building class, can't even fucking remember what is was called, anyway we were drawing plans for a house, I was dumb and didn't know you had to use 2 lines to draw a wall and not just 1. Anyway I realized it at the end of class and since it was a big project I still had extra days to fix it, next day I come to class and I forgot my pencil and asked the teacher for one. He told me no because my work wasn't good enough for a pencil. Who the fuck says that to a student?
User avatar #23 - neokun (07/31/2014) [-]
I woulda fucked that teachers classroom up if she done that to me. I always got a kick out of getting revenge on teachers. Fuck them.

Except the ones that were not pieces of shit, they were okay.
User avatar #16 - mamen (07/31/2014) [-]
A girl from my class once got her notebook ripped apart and thrown into the trash because she bought a wrong one and next day the teacher started raging and shitting on her for not having a notebook.
User avatar #20 - imagnetsux (07/31/2014) [-]
I would go to that person's house and put animal shit in it don't wanna get found by a DNA test every single day for 5 years.
User avatar #10 - winterconcerten (07/31/2014) [-]
That sucks though.
#6 - Amy winehouses song "Me and Mr. Jones" has the line … 07/31/2014 on Bad news 0
#2 - What kind of ******* is this... pl…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Bad news +2
#5 - butterduck (07/31/2014) [-]
I don't get it, but have this.
User avatar #6 - codyxvasco (07/31/2014) [-]
Amy winehouses song "Me and Mr. Jones" has the line what kind of fuckery is this....

but thanks!
#3 - In chemistry you would do your lab reports with a partner. You…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2014 on Title +6
User avatar #5 - ilikewafflez (07/31/2014) [-]
I failed my biology class in college because of this exact same thing. Had to take a different science class the next semester just so I could graduate. So dumb.
#14 - But I'm not allowed to walk anywhere from my house because my … 07/30/2014 on Stop wanking it Spidey 0
#41 - I saw Cody and immediately purchased it.....Coca-cola is getti… 07/30/2014 on (untitled) 0
#6 - 617....Boston/Quincy Massachusettes? 07/30/2014 on Advertising Done Very Right +2
#68 - Wouldn't Middle-Eastern terrorists try to dress like an Americ… 07/30/2014 on About to be randomly selected +1
#67 - What if I have legal things I'd like to hide?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on About to be randomly selected 0
User avatar #104 - liberalgodess (07/30/2014) [-]
why would you hide something legal?
#18 - I feel like s'mores is always poorly frosted.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2014 on in London +2
#21 - imbaffled (07/29/2014) [-]
I agree with you both.
#23 - Bitch you took 3 hours Daddy's long gone. ggwp 07/29/2014 on Women logic 0
#6 - What happens when you just want people to talk to you and ackn…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/29/2014 on probability +5
User avatar #50 - Killerwale (07/29/2014) [-]
some people can handle a life of lies and others can't, every bodies got different strokes.
#10 - anonymous (07/29/2014) [-]
He gets to decide what they see...he doesn't always decide to be viewed as perfect.
#16 - bann (07/29/2014) [-]
But he'll never get a true image of himself since it will always be distorted.
#6 - Chocolate is good for the first bite or when you're starving.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/29/2014 on in London +2
#9 - dannyxv (07/29/2014) [-]
Bitch, everyone knows the best one is s'more flavor.
User avatar #23 - devorezz (07/29/2014) [-]
S'more pop-tarts are amazing frozen.
#39 - goldenhamburger (07/29/2014) [-]
I've never had frozen Pop-tarts
User avatar #18 - codyxvasco (07/29/2014) [-]
I feel like s'mores is always poorly frosted.
#21 - imbaffled (07/29/2014) [-]
I agree with you both.
#16 - It's like telling a kid "QUICK WHAT'S 2 x 6 x 4 +14! YOU …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/29/2014 on Women logic +5
User avatar #20 - yourmummy (07/29/2014) [-]
62 trixie
User avatar #23 - codyxvasco (07/29/2014) [-]
Bitch you took 3 hours Daddy's long gone. ggwp
#4 - I've done that but with a nice little twist. 07/29/2014 on Boom 0
#281 - Don't leave your dog in the car then. 07/28/2014 on Trying to break in... +34
#12 - Is there a gene for liking vanilla instead of chocolate? 07/27/2014 on 8th day +2
#5 - :3 07/26/2014 on Congrats 0
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#478 - codyxvasco (04/23/2014) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled image**
User avatar #477 - dildoes (11/08/2013) [-]
babe i love u
btw ad my steam
search up "mariothelegn" then add bee.
User avatar #475 - dildoes (07/16/2013) [-]
why dont you love me anymore?
;_;
you never even come on
User avatar #476 to #475 - codyxvasco (09/02/2013) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #448 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
hello lovely.
User avatar #469 to #448 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Mason?
User avatar #470 to #469 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Yeah.
I wonder if you'll ever realize without me telling you.
You really are slow.
User avatar #471 to #470 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Slow as a turtle!
User avatar #472 to #471 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Turtles are faster.
User avatar #473 to #472 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
So how's life?
User avatar #474 to #473 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
live
you?
User avatar #475 to #474 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Borring.
User avatar #449 to #448 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Hello?
User avatar #450 to #449 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
why the question mark?
User avatar #451 to #450 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
WHO ARE YOU!!?!?
User avatar #452 to #451 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Well, I'm certainly not levchenko.
User avatar #453 to #452 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Hi levchenko
User avatar #454 to #453 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But...
My name says that I'm not!
User avatar #455 to #454 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
It's unconvincing
User avatar #456 to #455 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Too bad. I'm still not levchenko
User avatar #457 to #456 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Alrighty then.
User avatar #458 to #457 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Anyway, I came to this smelly cave to speak to the one that they call codyxvasco
Where is he?
User avatar #459 to #458 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
It is I you seek, Now I pray you'll get on with what it is you request before I grow impacient. Welp.
User avatar #460 to #459 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I forgot what I was going to say.
I'm certain it was important though.
User avatar #461 to #460 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Stick around until you remember, I'll be here, being more important than you.
User avatar #462 to #461 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I'm certainly more important than you!
At least I'm not a feg.
User avatar #463 to #462 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
At least I don't know what a feg is.
User avatar #464 to #463 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
It's like fag, only spelled wrong.
User avatar #465 to #464 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh....mmmk.
User avatar #466 to #465 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But you're a lovely fag.
<3
User avatar #467 to #466 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Yay!!
User avatar #468 to #467 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh, and by the way,

It's me.
User avatar #405 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
WHY DON'T YOU LOVED ME ANYMORE
User avatar #406 to #405 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
I do. Why don't we talk? Let's talk.
User avatar #445 to #406 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
has anyone ever told you that you have lovely eyes?
User avatar #447 to #446 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
I prefer M, it's a very nice letter.
User avatar #427 to #406 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but still, i don't think you should be looking at me for a masculine friend.
User avatar #428 to #427 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Aren't you male? Good enough fur me.
User avatar #429 to #428 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
well, yes.
but i'm a faggot.
User avatar #430 to #429 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Aw, is you a homosex?
User avatar #431 to #430 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
yes.
do you not remember me?
because of actual memories with actual friends?
User avatar #432 to #431 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
I have a bunch of people I haven't talked to in a while and I forget peoples sexualities. Sorry, lol.
User avatar #433 to #432 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
don't be sorry.
forget me entirely then live a full life with real friends.
User avatar #434 to #433 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Nah, I need my internet buds.
User avatar #435 to #434 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
no you don't.
FORGET MEEE
User avatar #436 to #435 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAAR!!!!


*aggressively hugs*
User avatar #437 to #436 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
g'bye
<3
User avatar #438 to #437 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NOOESSS!!
User avatar #439 to #438 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
have sweet dreams of large women.
User avatar #440 to #439 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NOO!!!

CUM BACH!!!
User avatar #441 to #440 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
johann sebastian bach?
User avatar #442 to #441 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
....idk
User avatar #443 to #442 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
OKILOVEYOUBYE
User avatar #444 to #443 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAR LEAVE!!!

User avatar #407 to #406 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
ok.
so, what's new?
User avatar #408 to #407 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
Not much, video games and masturbation. Same as usual.
User avatar #409 to #408 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
i love talking with you because of all the self esteem boost that comes from it.
i've been climbing mountains, and mastering pogosticking even more.
User avatar #410 to #409 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
Well i've been doing gymnastics and shooting bottles, I've also added to my knife and sword collection.

I just don't feel like talking about anything productive I've done.
User avatar #411 to #410 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
shooting bottles as in?...
User avatar #412 to #411 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Shattering them to pieces with tiny balls of copper.
User avatar #413 to #412 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
I prefer a bow and arrow to bb guns.
it seems so much more... elegant.
User avatar #414 to #413 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
My friend was shooting my crossbow but it's as inaccurate as balls.
User avatar #415 to #414 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
probably because he was **** at maintaining it, or he just sucks.
User avatar #416 to #415 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
It's salvaged from my basement with awful sights and a string that;s past it's prime.


And he's a she.
User avatar #417 to #416 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
since when do you have friends?!
User avatar #418 to #417 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
I GOTS FRIENDS!
User avatar #419 to #418 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
congrats.
User avatar #420 to #419 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
They're all awesome 'n **** .
User avatar #421 to #420 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
i guess you don't need me anymore.
*slowly fades away*
User avatar #422 to #421 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
OH YES I DO!

*summons you back*
User avatar #423 to #422 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you've learned the magic of friendship made friends! why would you need me? that's what i was sent here to help you with.
User avatar #426 to #423 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Well I'm usually tired and worn out when I get home and talk to people like you but I'm like, a little insane in real life during the day.
User avatar #424 to #423 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Because I could always use guy friends. I think I've been around Kayla so much I'm becoming feminine.
User avatar #425 to #424 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you were already feminine
But I'm probably even more feminine than her.
but you're boring as balls.
User avatar #391 - dildoes (04/23/2013) [-]
do you still love me?
User avatar #392 to #391 - codyxvasco (04/23/2013) [-]
I dunno.
User avatar #393 to #392 - dildoes (04/24/2013) [-]
</3
#390 - codyxvasco (04/20/2013) [-]
Do you want this?
#388 - codyxvasco (04/18/2013) [-]
Sparkyoneonetwo   
   
   
Still want to be 						******					 by these?
Sparkyoneonetwo


Still want to be ****** by these?
User avatar #389 to #388 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/18/2013) [-]
why not??
#387 - codyxvasco (04/16/2013) [-]
Cody, check this 						****					 out!
Cody, check this **** out!
User avatar #382 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!

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.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
User avatar #384 to #383 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
obviously
<3
User avatar #378 - codyxvasco (03/30/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled user kisushima ** wanna talk?
User avatar #380 to #379 - codyxvasco (03/30/2013) [-]
Aww, You're adowableeee!
#381 to #380 - kisushima (03/30/2013) [-]
I know.. ¬¬
I know.. ¬¬
User avatar #377 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled user darlingdo **
#376 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled a random comment #55018 posted by thatnigger at Slice of Life thread 3 ** :
Monogatari will sell no matter what. It's pretty good though, don't mind the fanserves too much.

I'm more into white girls though. My sister would be black and so I wouldn't really want her or see her like that. If I had an adopted white sister though, **** that would be pretty awesome if you know what I mean.

Down at some construction site. "Damn I would drill that ass all night". And so It began.

Black Heart gets lonely so you want her? But you already like Black sister? And sister already with some other guy? Kill the guy and get both, problem solved.

I've downloaded it. I'll play it some other time. I'm way to busy for that.

Also how your days been? I've downloaded some more series to watch for the summer. Got so much, summer ganna be fun.
User avatar #375 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolls 8**
#372 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled a random image posted in comment #3302514 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE **
User avatar #370 - mandatorytrolling (03/19/2013) [-]
Well damn. Thought I was in the art board... and I replied to the wrong person. Anyway Thank you for Reminding me of a few Photoshop things! I have forgoten too much of it.
User avatar #367 - SACAPUNTAS (03/17/2013) [-]
WELL THEN TRY INFORMING ME THEN. What do you like to do????
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User avatar #368 to #367 - codyxvasco (03/17/2013) [-]
I like gymnastics, playing games, cuddling, masturbating, listening to my friends music, and drawing. And a bunch of other stuff I believe.
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