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Consoles Owned: Ps3, Wii, PC
Video Games Played: TF2, Cod zombies, Knock Knock
PSN: C-virus3490
Interests: CoD Zombies, Small craft projects, pets, swagbucks, sleep, Doctor who, Torchwood,
Date Signed Up:3/28/2011
Last Login:10/22/2014
Location:Lakeville Massachusettes
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#3 - Girl: "I'm the principles Daughter" Boy: &q… 08/13/2014 on How to check your self... +13
#1 - Basically everyone's reaction to Facebook messenger. 08/13/2014 on Read the terms..... +8
#1 - Stop looking at dudes with spoons. Do a handstand and… 08/13/2014 on New Reality +9
#2 - There are times when I think you should legally be able to sma…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2014 on words are magic +48
User avatar #13 - oceanmist (08/14/2014) [-]
As long as you don't leave a bruise
#1 - The next Jojo's looks good. 08/13/2014 on just a little off the top +1
#4 - And here I was, waving the white flag at the hurdles. 08/13/2014 on Hindrance and Redemption 0
#1 - Yes. 08/13/2014 on Facebook Likes +20
#1 - You're not wrong... 08/13/2014 on so informative 0
#1 - God most certainly hates you.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2014 on hello darkness my old friend +10
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#9 - ....Yes....because when I accidentally fell from that railing …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2014 on is kill? +5
User avatar #31 - dbBlues (08/14/2014) [-]
Yes he accidentally fell, but he wasn't accidentally doing something dangerous that could've put someone else in danger.
#1 - Imagine if this low q gif was a portal 3 teaser thrown into ci… 08/13/2014 on infinite fall +1
#113973 - Thanks... how ya doin? 08/13/2014 on Social Board 0
#113970 - I'm white now.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/13/2014 on Social Board 0
User avatar #113971 - hingerbinger (08/13/2014) [-]
congratulations
User avatar #113973 - codyxvasco (08/13/2014) [-]
Thanks... how ya doin?
#20 - Translation: "I can finally get some footage of a nor…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/12/2014 on Gas Station Explosion +127
#107 - tenfinnvo (08/13/2014) [-]
Actual translation.
"And there's a car standing there. Maybe it's just.... WOAAA THE CAR CAUGHT ON FIRE!"
"Fuck"
"Moooom" "Wha"
"Nah everythings all right"
#73 - kwag (08/13/2014) [-]
I enjoyed this comment, made my night. Thumb for you
User avatar #25 - Bakerlalalalala (08/13/2014) [-]
Micheal Bay is trying to go into comedy
#3 - Grrr. 08/12/2014 on Arrested Development +6
#303 - Or an even scarier thought...there will be. With someone else.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/12/2014 on R.I.P. +32
#1272 - Whatwhat (08/12/2014) [-]
#554 - agentmoleman (08/12/2014) [-]
#479 - aerosol (08/12/2014) [-]
#113935 - I'm so bored.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/11/2014 on Social Board 0
User avatar #113968 - hingerbinger (08/13/2014) [-]
I know you, you were that black guy who wanted to cosplay as a scout one day
User avatar #113970 - codyxvasco (08/13/2014) [-]
I'm white now.
User avatar #113971 - hingerbinger (08/13/2014) [-]
congratulations
User avatar #113973 - codyxvasco (08/13/2014) [-]
Thanks... how ya doin?
#11 - I saw it once in a game informer....looked cool. Never got it.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2014 on who recognizes this game? 0
User avatar #13 - newmanbiggeo (08/11/2014) [-]
get it
#18 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 08/11/2014 on mother of all fourheads. +60
User avatar #51 - degrees (08/12/2014) [-]
I remember seeing this show a long time ago. Everyone had huge foreheads.
#35 - jizzonmypants (08/12/2014) [-]
#33 - polepel (08/12/2014) [-]
#13 - what urks me is when the prices are right in front of them. Ye…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2014 on udareelemveepee +1
User avatar #17 - ugoboom (08/11/2014) [-]
Now, I just point to the board, and do the addition with them. TFW they get caught dumb-handed is priceless.
#2 - "That'll be 21.68 sir." "Twenty fricki…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/10/2014 on udareelemveepee +106
User avatar #42 - SergeantPWN (08/11/2014) [-]
We just recently raised the prices for things, and I've already dealt with two days-worth of those kinds of customers. I feel you, brother.
User avatar #21 - xxblairthecatxx (08/11/2014) [-]
I work at a Wendy's that has an average of 16 rushes a day, each lasting 15 to 20 minutes. People like this are the bane of my existence
User avatar #19 - kiwirulestwo (08/11/2014) [-]
I work at Jimmy Johns
I've had a number of times where people yelled at me on the phone when they made a delivery. Usually because they thought it was bullshit that the sandwiches cost more for delivery than they do in the store.
User avatar #25 - lexivex (08/11/2014) [-]
Your sandwiches are fucking tasty, thanks for your service
User avatar #26 - norkas (08/11/2014) [-]
Your avatar sells it.
#16 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/11/2014) [-]
Motherfucking Kroger's... Almost every customer through my line complains about the prices, and the line times. I don't know about other stores, but holy fuck do we try to cater to our customers where we are, we practically bend over backwards and shove our heads up our asses to satisfy them and they still say "Yer service suks"
And oh my lord, the people who complain about the prices of our various products (not our Kroger offbrand, mind you, the typically-expensive-wherever-you-go brands)
If I had a dime for every person cussing me out for the prices of my store and the ensuing conversation basically adding up to "Don't shoot the minimum wage messenger" I wouldn't be working here.
User avatar #9 - ugoboom (08/11/2014) [-]
I work at a dairy queen at the oceanfront near me. Everything is expensive down there.
Fucking 7.24 for a large blizzard, which is like 5 bucks inland.
3.11 for a 16oz water bottle.

I had someone ring up about 10 things and she made a huge fit when it came to $61
my manager had to argue for a few minutes, then she left without paying
fucking people, man
User avatar #13 - codyxvasco (08/11/2014) [-]
what urks me is when the prices are right in front of them. Yet they don't comprehend simple addition.
User avatar #17 - ugoboom (08/11/2014) [-]
Now, I just point to the board, and do the addition with them. TFW they get caught dumb-handed is priceless.
User avatar #8 - woodenalligator (08/11/2014) [-]
Working in food right now, too. Completely get it.
User avatar #3 - rokulda (08/10/2014) [-]
i feel you brother
#23 - Then again...they did get excited and race off to do the same … 08/10/2014 on Classic Sheen +1
#113883 - Hello friends. So I've been thinking a lot about gend…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/10/2014 on Social Board +2
User avatar #113920 - ljxjlos (08/11/2014) [-]
...huh, weird. I always thought those people didn´t really exist and where just trolls on tumblr trying to annoy everybody...
User avatar #113888 - newvein (08/10/2014) [-]
Wow. Where do you even find people like this. Not trying to sound inconsiderate; I just never met anyone who labels themselves like this. I just sorta thought it was some internet joke for the longest time.

Anyway, if she ( this person?) is your friend, I don't see the big deal calling her what she wants to be called. I don't think it's hurting anyone.
User avatar #113885 - TheseChocodiles (08/10/2014) [-]
See I can understand both arguments in which, one you have to respect her wishes because if she does not relate to either the he or she term, then it's understandable she wouldn't want to be labelled as either. Plus if this helps her define herself then who cares it's a small price to pay. However, it's questionable why it matters so much, it seems a little silly if your physical sex is the determination of why you are called he or she. But then again if gender is a social construct, as in what makes you the female or male gender is no longer just about your physical sex but the connotations that are attached by society for example make up, long hair, loving shopping or whatever. So if the determination of he and she has those connotations then I get why she wouldn't want to be put under it, if she felt estranged from them. BUT THEN AGAIN who gives a fuck, because it is certainly not the person referring to you as he or she. It's not exactly important.

I dunno, I would just go with it anyway.
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#478 - codyxvasco (04/23/2014) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled image**
User avatar #477 - dildoes (11/08/2013) [-]
babe i love u
btw ad my steam
search up "mariothelegn" then add bee.
User avatar #475 - dildoes (07/16/2013) [-]
why dont you love me anymore?
;_;
you never even come on
User avatar #476 to #475 - codyxvasco (09/02/2013) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #448 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
hello lovely.
User avatar #469 to #448 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Mason?
User avatar #470 to #469 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Yeah.
I wonder if you'll ever realize without me telling you.
You really are slow.
User avatar #471 to #470 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Slow as a turtle!
User avatar #472 to #471 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Turtles are faster.
User avatar #473 to #472 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
So how's life?
User avatar #474 to #473 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
live
you?
User avatar #475 to #474 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Borring.
User avatar #449 to #448 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Hello?
User avatar #450 to #449 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
why the question mark?
User avatar #451 to #450 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
WHO ARE YOU!!?!?
User avatar #452 to #451 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Well, I'm certainly not levchenko.
User avatar #453 to #452 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Hi levchenko
User avatar #454 to #453 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But...
My name says that I'm not!
User avatar #455 to #454 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
It's unconvincing
User avatar #456 to #455 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Too bad. I'm still not levchenko
User avatar #457 to #456 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Alrighty then.
User avatar #458 to #457 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Anyway, I came to this smelly cave to speak to the one that they call codyxvasco
Where is he?
User avatar #459 to #458 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
It is I you seek, Now I pray you'll get on with what it is you request before I grow impacient. Welp.
User avatar #460 to #459 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I forgot what I was going to say.
I'm certain it was important though.
User avatar #461 to #460 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Stick around until you remember, I'll be here, being more important than you.
User avatar #462 to #461 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I'm certainly more important than you!
At least I'm not a feg.
User avatar #463 to #462 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
At least I don't know what a feg is.
User avatar #464 to #463 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
It's like fag, only spelled wrong.
User avatar #465 to #464 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh....mmmk.
User avatar #466 to #465 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But you're a lovely fag.
<3
User avatar #467 to #466 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Yay!!
User avatar #468 to #467 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh, and by the way,

It's me.
User avatar #405 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
WHY DON'T YOU LOVED ME ANYMORE
User avatar #406 to #405 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
I do. Why don't we talk? Let's talk.
User avatar #445 to #406 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
has anyone ever told you that you have lovely eyes?
User avatar #447 to #446 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
I prefer M, it's a very nice letter.
User avatar #427 to #406 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but still, i don't think you should be looking at me for a masculine friend.
User avatar #428 to #427 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Aren't you male? Good enough fur me.
User avatar #429 to #428 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
well, yes.
but i'm a faggot.
User avatar #430 to #429 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Aw, is you a homosex?
User avatar #431 to #430 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
yes.
do you not remember me?
because of actual memories with actual friends?
User avatar #432 to #431 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
I have a bunch of people I haven't talked to in a while and I forget peoples sexualities. Sorry, lol.
User avatar #433 to #432 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
don't be sorry.
forget me entirely then live a full life with real friends.
User avatar #434 to #433 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Nah, I need my internet buds.
User avatar #435 to #434 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
no you don't.
FORGET MEEE
User avatar #436 to #435 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAAR!!!!


*aggressively hugs*
User avatar #437 to #436 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
g'bye
<3
User avatar #438 to #437 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NOOESSS!!
User avatar #439 to #438 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
have sweet dreams of large women.
User avatar #440 to #439 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NOO!!!

CUM BACH!!!
User avatar #441 to #440 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
johann sebastian bach?
User avatar #442 to #441 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
....idk
User avatar #443 to #442 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
OKILOVEYOUBYE
User avatar #444 to #443 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAR LEAVE!!!

User avatar #407 to #406 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
ok.
so, what's new?
User avatar #408 to #407 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
Not much, video games and masturbation. Same as usual.
User avatar #409 to #408 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
i love talking with you because of all the self esteem boost that comes from it.
i've been climbing mountains, and mastering pogosticking even more.
User avatar #410 to #409 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
Well i've been doing gymnastics and shooting bottles, I've also added to my knife and sword collection.

I just don't feel like talking about anything productive I've done.
User avatar #411 to #410 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
shooting bottles as in?...
User avatar #412 to #411 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Shattering them to pieces with tiny balls of copper.
User avatar #413 to #412 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
I prefer a bow and arrow to bb guns.
it seems so much more... elegant.
User avatar #414 to #413 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
My friend was shooting my crossbow but it's as inaccurate as balls.
User avatar #415 to #414 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
probably because he was **** at maintaining it, or he just sucks.
User avatar #416 to #415 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
It's salvaged from my basement with awful sights and a string that;s past it's prime.


And he's a she.
User avatar #417 to #416 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
since when do you have friends?!
User avatar #418 to #417 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
I GOTS FRIENDS!
User avatar #419 to #418 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
congrats.
User avatar #420 to #419 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
They're all awesome 'n **** .
User avatar #421 to #420 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
i guess you don't need me anymore.
*slowly fades away*
User avatar #422 to #421 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
OH YES I DO!

*summons you back*
User avatar #423 to #422 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you've learned the magic of friendship made friends! why would you need me? that's what i was sent here to help you with.
User avatar #426 to #423 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Well I'm usually tired and worn out when I get home and talk to people like you but I'm like, a little insane in real life during the day.
User avatar #424 to #423 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Because I could always use guy friends. I think I've been around Kayla so much I'm becoming feminine.
User avatar #425 to #424 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you were already feminine
But I'm probably even more feminine than her.
but you're boring as balls.
User avatar #391 - dildoes (04/23/2013) [-]
do you still love me?
User avatar #392 to #391 - codyxvasco (04/23/2013) [-]
I dunno.
User avatar #393 to #392 - dildoes (04/24/2013) [-]
</3
#390 - codyxvasco (04/20/2013) [-]
Do you want this?
#388 - codyxvasco (04/18/2013) [-]
Sparkyoneonetwo   
   
   
Still want to be 						******					 by these?
Sparkyoneonetwo


Still want to be ****** by these?
User avatar #389 to #388 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/18/2013) [-]
why not??
#387 - codyxvasco (04/16/2013) [-]
Cody, check this 						****					 out!
Cody, check this **** out!
User avatar #382 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!

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....../ `---___________----_____] = = = = = D
...../==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//

WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
User avatar #384 to #383 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
obviously
<3
User avatar #378 - codyxvasco (03/30/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled user kisushima ** wanna talk?
User avatar #380 to #379 - codyxvasco (03/30/2013) [-]
Aww, You're adowableeee!
#381 to #380 - kisushima (03/30/2013) [-]
I know.. ¬¬
I know.. ¬¬
User avatar #377 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled user darlingdo **
#376 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled a random comment #55018 posted by thatnigger at Slice of Life thread 3 ** :
Monogatari will sell no matter what. It's pretty good though, don't mind the fanserves too much.

I'm more into white girls though. My sister would be black and so I wouldn't really want her or see her like that. If I had an adopted white sister though, **** that would be pretty awesome if you know what I mean.

Down at some construction site. "Damn I would drill that ass all night". And so It began.

Black Heart gets lonely so you want her? But you already like Black sister? And sister already with some other guy? Kill the guy and get both, problem solved.

I've downloaded it. I'll play it some other time. I'm way to busy for that.

Also how your days been? I've downloaded some more series to watch for the summer. Got so much, summer ganna be fun.
User avatar #375 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolls 8**
#372 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled a random image posted in comment #3302514 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE **
User avatar #370 - mandatorytrolling (03/19/2013) [-]
Well damn. Thought I was in the art board... and I replied to the wrong person. Anyway Thank you for Reminding me of a few Photoshop things! I have forgoten too much of it.
User avatar #367 - SACAPUNTAS (03/17/2013) [-]
WELL THEN TRY INFORMING ME THEN. What do you like to do????
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User avatar #368 to #367 - codyxvasco (03/17/2013) [-]
I like gymnastics, playing games, cuddling, masturbating, listening to my friends music, and drawing. And a bunch of other stuff I believe.
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