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Youtube Channel: codyxvasco592
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Consoles Owned: Ps3, Wii, PC
Video Games Played: TF2, Cod zombies, Knock Knock
PSN: C-virus3490
Interests: CoD Zombies, Small craft projects, pets, swagbucks, sleep, Doctor who, Torchwood,
Date Signed Up:3/28/2011
Last Login:8/29/2014
Location:Lakeville Massachusettes
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#31 - Now I know where tarentella comes from. Finally  [+] (4 new replies) 09/18/2012 on mother of wax +1
User avatar #37 - neutralgray (09/18/2012) [-]
Got to love an open serial killer in a children's cartoon.

I miss Courage.
User avatar #38 - codyxvasco (09/18/2012) [-]
Cartoons before every show decided to suck.

Every.

Fucking.

Cartoon.
User avatar #32 - alfjnn (09/18/2012) [-]
It's a type of Sicilian Wedding Dance.
User avatar #33 - codyxvasco (09/18/2012) [-]
....I was referring to the zombie director from courage the cowardly dog....but you're response is cool tool
#11 - gifs usually need to play a few times until it's loaded. 09/18/2012 on ever tim 0
#10 - YES!  [+] (20 new replies) 09/18/2012 on ever tim 0
#12 - frostynipzzz (09/18/2012) [-]
fuck you, you piece of shit. You kill innocent people and just care about profit
User avatar #14 - codyxvasco (09/18/2012) [-]
We're working to cure disease, to create biological weapons in case of war, and to contain outbreaks of.... accidents.
#15 - frostynipzzz (09/18/2012) [-]
just saw the newest movie last night it was awesome, you seen it yet?
User avatar #16 - codyxvasco (09/18/2012) [-]
Unfortunatly I haven't, I was looking to see it with my friends last saturday, but then I realized I have no friends so.....yeah.....

I'll torrent it, It's killing me that I haven't seen it! Especially knowing rain is in the fucking movie.
#17 - frostynipzzz (09/18/2012) [-]
she's not in it
User avatar #18 - codyxvasco (09/18/2012) [-]
Ok, Michelle Rodriguez is in it.... probably the sexiest lesbian zombie killer ever.
#19 - frostynipzzz (09/18/2012) [-]
yea and you get to see her twice, and can you do me a favor and thumb up these comments so i don't have to type in the captcha every time.
User avatar #20 - codyxvasco (09/18/2012) [-]
I do that naturally.
#21 - frostynipzzz (09/18/2012) [-]
thanks i forgot the password to my old account so i had to make a new one a while back, and have to enter a captcha everytime just so i can comment or vote, but ya dude you need to see that movie it's one of the best
User avatar #22 - codyxvasco (09/18/2012) [-]
I honestly love the first movie the most.
#23 - frostynipzzz (09/18/2012) [-]
well this is at least a close second
User avatar #25 - codyxvasco (09/18/2012) [-]
I hope so, got waiting and being lonely sux.
#26 - frostynipzzz (09/18/2012) [-]
buy an escort from the back pages
User avatar #106 - codyxvasco (01/22/2013) [-]
Wow....I was so....young in this thread.
#107 - frostynipzzz (01/22/2013) [-]
so you ever see the movie?
User avatar #108 - codyxvasco (01/22/2013) [-]
No. I've been too depressed since then.
#109 - frostynipzzz (01/22/2013) [-]
it might cheer you up dude
User avatar #110 - codyxvasco (01/22/2013) [-]
NO TIME, MUST DO WORK!
#111 - frostynipzzz (01/22/2013) [-]
all work and no play makes you boring
User avatar #112 - codyxvasco (01/22/2013) [-]
Society
#19 - So we should have stuff that the rest of the internet doesn't …  [+] (8 new replies) 09/18/2012 on Concert +8
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User avatar #20 - seymourtets (09/18/2012) [-]
... I apologize. I never really thought about it that way...
Good point sir. Thumb for you.
#22 - codyxvasco (09/18/2012) [-]
ok....just stand there, because i'm going to hug you...

You are the only one to ever fucking agree with me.

I love you!
#24 - anonymous (09/18/2012) [-]
i disagree for many reasons. they should be obvious. you seem like a strange and awkward person. i dont like you. you seem needy and a little wanting. i dont like you. and i still dont agree with you
User avatar #25 - codyxvasco (09/18/2012) [-]
I respect your right to disagree with me.

I'm not necessarily awkward, but well...I am kind of lonely and need more hugs from my bros. The only problem is that I have no best bros....

loginandsayitlikeaman.jpg
#44 - ilovehitler (09/18/2012) [-]
Hugs?
User avatar #71 - codyxvasco (09/18/2012) [-]
**codyxvasco hugs**
#23 - seymourtets (09/18/2012) [-]
You too bro.
#177 - **codyxvasco rolls 51,969** Mortals can't just name… 09/18/2012 on FCKING... 0
#66 - I want to just but my balls between them. 09/18/2012 on The Power of Friction +1
#26 - I scoffed at the description. then I took back my thumb. 09/18/2012 on Like a Sir +1
#133 - Play pareidolia by Kevin Sherwood. ....so....3 random… 09/18/2012 on Scumbag Amateur Guitar Player 0
#63 - Wrong, I'm lonelier than you. 09/18/2012 on Me cheering up a friend... 0
#189 - 5 points has literally no worth in zombies, there is nothing t… 09/18/2012 on How I feel when I make... 0
#277 - **codyxvasco rolls 920** If trips everyone stops … 09/17/2012 on Only on the random board. -1
#136 - >Hey bro, open the door! >No >Hurry up! i'm o…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2012 on How I feel when I make... +2
User avatar #155 - thebritishguy (09/17/2012) [-]
it was only 5 points jesus just open the door
User avatar #189 - codyxvasco (09/18/2012) [-]
5 points has literally no worth in zombies, there is nothing to buy that ends with 5, it's all 1000, 1250, 5000. The only reason I got that was going to prone in front of a perk-a-cola machine.

AKA I picked up a quarter.

lol
#58 - .....This post made me depressed....dangit internet. 09/17/2012 on How I feel on Friday night... 0
#88 - But I'm a level 7 gymnast! I can do that! 09/17/2012 on do you accept? -2
#65 - **codyxvasco rolled a random image posted in comment #69 at… 09/17/2012 on Boat lvl: Economical Asians +9
#143 - I love people that don't immediately butt rape you when you ma…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2012 on Good 'ole Islam -3
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#84 - Once someone did this and I pulled off a back handspring, foll…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2012 on do you accept? -6
#86 - irokk (09/17/2012) [-]
Uh huh.
User avatar #88 - codyxvasco (09/17/2012) [-]
But I'm a level 7 gymnast! I can do that!
#39 - Allow me to refrase that MY MIND IS FULL OF AWE! 09/17/2012 on Rings bubbles 0
#1213436 - This conversation was meant to be private XD 09/17/2012 on retard forum 0
#48 - Wait! so he's like Captain Jack?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/17/2012 on Deadpool 0
#62 - gazimonfour (09/17/2012) [-]
Captain Jack? You mean Union Jack? Guy running around wearing England's flag as a costume?
User avatar #98 - brendantheferret (09/17/2012) [-]
I think he means Captain Jack from Torchwood
#100 - gazimonfour (09/17/2012) [-]
oh, ok.
#22 - **codyxvasco hops into bed** Goodnight fuzzy buddy!…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2012 on I said this in physics 0
User avatar #23 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/17/2012) [-]
**sparkyoneonetwo waves**
Night, also going to add you as a furiend if you don't mine ^u^
#120 - I wear a tail, but I'm too scared to say I'm a furry out loud.… 09/17/2012 on Describes it Perfectly... 0
#20 - **codyxvasco wags tail** sorry...just tired, a litt…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2012 on I said this in physics 0
User avatar #21 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/17/2012) [-]
It's cool ^~^

Been like that before
#49 - Well he fires his mg on a four round burst. And he won't stop …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2012 on My zombie team haha +1
User avatar #55 - lolwatthe (09/17/2012) [-]
But he might be able to turn all zombies into him, apocalypse avoided.
User avatar #56 - lolwatthe (09/17/2012) [-]
Well that apocalypse anyway.
#18 - **codyxvasco yawns** It's also got an im system, bu…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/17/2012 on I said this in physics 0
User avatar #19 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/17/2012) [-]
awwww okay ;_;
User avatar #22 - codyxvasco (09/17/2012) [-]
**codyxvasco hops into bed**

Goodnight fuzzy buddy!

*eyes closed pawing commenses*
User avatar #23 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/17/2012) [-]
**sparkyoneonetwo waves**
Night, also going to add you as a furiend if you don't mine ^u^
User avatar #20 - codyxvasco (09/17/2012) [-]
**codyxvasco wags tail**

sorry...just tired, a little too tired for anything....harkness-y.
User avatar #21 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/17/2012) [-]
It's cool ^~^

Been like that before
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#478 - codyxvasco (04/23/2014) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled image**
User avatar #477 - dildoes (11/08/2013) [-]
babe i love u
btw ad my steam
search up "mariothelegn" then add bee.
User avatar #475 - dildoes (07/16/2013) [-]
why dont you love me anymore?
;_;
you never even come on
User avatar #476 to #475 - codyxvasco (09/02/2013) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #448 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
hello lovely.
User avatar #469 to #448 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Mason?
User avatar #470 to #469 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Yeah.
I wonder if you'll ever realize without me telling you.
You really are slow.
User avatar #471 to #470 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Slow as a turtle!
User avatar #472 to #471 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Turtles are faster.
User avatar #473 to #472 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
So how's life?
User avatar #474 to #473 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
live
you?
User avatar #475 to #474 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Borring.
User avatar #449 to #448 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Hello?
User avatar #450 to #449 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
why the question mark?
User avatar #451 to #450 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
WHO ARE YOU!!?!?
User avatar #452 to #451 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Well, I'm certainly not levchenko.
User avatar #453 to #452 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Hi levchenko
User avatar #454 to #453 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But...
My name says that I'm not!
User avatar #455 to #454 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
It's unconvincing
User avatar #456 to #455 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Too bad. I'm still not levchenko
User avatar #457 to #456 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Alrighty then.
User avatar #458 to #457 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Anyway, I came to this smelly cave to speak to the one that they call codyxvasco
Where is he?
User avatar #459 to #458 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
It is I you seek, Now I pray you'll get on with what it is you request before I grow impacient. Welp.
User avatar #460 to #459 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I forgot what I was going to say.
I'm certain it was important though.
User avatar #461 to #460 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Stick around until you remember, I'll be here, being more important than you.
User avatar #462 to #461 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I'm certainly more important than you!
At least I'm not a feg.
User avatar #463 to #462 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
At least I don't know what a feg is.
User avatar #464 to #463 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
It's like fag, only spelled wrong.
User avatar #465 to #464 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh....mmmk.
User avatar #466 to #465 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But you're a lovely fag.
<3
User avatar #467 to #466 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Yay!!
User avatar #468 to #467 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh, and by the way,

It's me.
User avatar #405 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
WHY DON'T YOU LOVED ME ANYMORE
User avatar #406 to #405 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
I do. Why don't we talk? Let's talk.
User avatar #445 to #406 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
has anyone ever told you that you have lovely eyes?
User avatar #447 to #446 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
I prefer M, it's a very nice letter.
User avatar #427 to #406 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but still, i don't think you should be looking at me for a masculine friend.
User avatar #428 to #427 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Aren't you male? Good enough fur me.
User avatar #429 to #428 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
well, yes.
but i'm a faggot.
User avatar #430 to #429 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Aw, is you a homosex?
User avatar #431 to #430 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
yes.
do you not remember me?
because of actual memories with actual friends?
User avatar #432 to #431 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
I have a bunch of people I haven't talked to in a while and I forget peoples sexualities. Sorry, lol.
User avatar #433 to #432 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
don't be sorry.
forget me entirely then live a full life with real friends.
User avatar #434 to #433 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Nah, I need my internet buds.
User avatar #435 to #434 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
no you don't.
FORGET MEEE
User avatar #436 to #435 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAAR!!!!


*aggressively hugs*
User avatar #437 to #436 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
g'bye
<3
User avatar #438 to #437 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NOOESSS!!
User avatar #439 to #438 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
have sweet dreams of large women.
User avatar #440 to #439 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NOO!!!

CUM BACH!!!
User avatar #441 to #440 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
johann sebastian bach?
User avatar #442 to #441 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
....idk
User avatar #443 to #442 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
OKILOVEYOUBYE
User avatar #444 to #443 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAR LEAVE!!!

User avatar #407 to #406 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
ok.
so, what's new?
User avatar #408 to #407 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
Not much, video games and masturbation. Same as usual.
User avatar #409 to #408 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
i love talking with you because of all the self esteem boost that comes from it.
i've been climbing mountains, and mastering pogosticking even more.
User avatar #410 to #409 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
Well i've been doing gymnastics and shooting bottles, I've also added to my knife and sword collection.

I just don't feel like talking about anything productive I've done.
User avatar #411 to #410 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
shooting bottles as in?...
User avatar #412 to #411 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Shattering them to pieces with tiny balls of copper.
User avatar #413 to #412 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
I prefer a bow and arrow to bb guns.
it seems so much more... elegant.
User avatar #414 to #413 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
My friend was shooting my crossbow but it's as inaccurate as balls.
User avatar #415 to #414 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
probably because he was **** at maintaining it, or he just sucks.
User avatar #416 to #415 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
It's salvaged from my basement with awful sights and a string that;s past it's prime.


And he's a she.
User avatar #417 to #416 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
since when do you have friends?!
User avatar #418 to #417 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
I GOTS FRIENDS!
User avatar #419 to #418 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
congrats.
User avatar #420 to #419 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
They're all awesome 'n **** .
User avatar #421 to #420 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
i guess you don't need me anymore.
*slowly fades away*
User avatar #422 to #421 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
OH YES I DO!

*summons you back*
User avatar #423 to #422 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you've learned the magic of friendship made friends! why would you need me? that's what i was sent here to help you with.
User avatar #426 to #423 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Well I'm usually tired and worn out when I get home and talk to people like you but I'm like, a little insane in real life during the day.
User avatar #424 to #423 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Because I could always use guy friends. I think I've been around Kayla so much I'm becoming feminine.
User avatar #425 to #424 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you were already feminine
But I'm probably even more feminine than her.
but you're boring as balls.
User avatar #391 - dildoes (04/23/2013) [-]
do you still love me?
User avatar #392 to #391 - codyxvasco (04/23/2013) [-]
I dunno.
User avatar #393 to #392 - dildoes (04/24/2013) [-]
</3
#390 - codyxvasco (04/20/2013) [-]
Do you want this?
#388 - codyxvasco (04/18/2013) [-]
Sparkyoneonetwo   
   
   
Still want to be 						******					 by these?
Sparkyoneonetwo


Still want to be ****** by these?
User avatar #389 to #388 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/18/2013) [-]
why not??
#387 - codyxvasco (04/16/2013) [-]
Cody, check this 						****					 out!
Cody, check this **** out!
User avatar #382 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!

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...../==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
User avatar #384 to #383 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
obviously
<3
User avatar #378 - codyxvasco (03/30/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled user kisushima ** wanna talk?
User avatar #380 to #379 - codyxvasco (03/30/2013) [-]
Aww, You're adowableeee!
#381 to #380 - kisushima (03/30/2013) [-]
I know.. ¬¬
I know.. ¬¬
User avatar #377 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled user darlingdo **
#376 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled a random comment #55018 posted by thatnigger at Slice of Life thread 3 ** :
Monogatari will sell no matter what. It's pretty good though, don't mind the fanserves too much.

I'm more into white girls though. My sister would be black and so I wouldn't really want her or see her like that. If I had an adopted white sister though, **** that would be pretty awesome if you know what I mean.

Down at some construction site. "Damn I would drill that ass all night". And so It began.

Black Heart gets lonely so you want her? But you already like Black sister? And sister already with some other guy? Kill the guy and get both, problem solved.

I've downloaded it. I'll play it some other time. I'm way to busy for that.

Also how your days been? I've downloaded some more series to watch for the summer. Got so much, summer ganna be fun.
User avatar #375 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolls 8**
#372 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled a random image posted in comment #3302514 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE **
User avatar #370 - mandatorytrolling ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
Well damn. Thought I was in the art board... and I replied to the wrong person. Anyway Thank you for Reminding me of a few Photoshop things! I have forgoten too much of it.
User avatar #367 - SACAPUNTAS (03/17/2013) [-]
WELL THEN TRY INFORMING ME THEN. What do you like to do????
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User avatar #368 to #367 - codyxvasco (03/17/2013) [-]
I like gymnastics, playing games, cuddling, masturbating, listening to my friends music, and drawing. And a bunch of other stuff I believe.
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