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Youtube Channel: codyxvasco592
Steam Profile: codyxvasco
Consoles Owned: Ps3, Wii, PC
Video Games Played: TF2, Cod zombies, Knock Knock
PSN: C-virus3490
Interests: CoD Zombies, Small craft projects, pets, swagbucks, sleep, Doctor who, Torchwood,
Date Signed Up:3/28/2011
Last Login:8/01/2014
Location:Lakeville Massachusettes
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Content Ranking:#6344
Comment Ranking:#563
Highest Content Rank:#1248
Highest Comment Rank:#44
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Level 204 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 205 Content: Comedic Genius
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Level 339 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 340 Comments: Sold Soul
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I want things, and also stuff.

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#2 - Comment deleted 09/15/2012 on Oh well 0
#298 - **codyxvasco rolls 5** From 0-10 how much do I not … 09/15/2012 on Twilight +1
#297 - He probably just didn't want to get shit from the producers. 09/15/2012 on Twilight +1
#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 09/15/2012 on Giga nigger lemonparty 0
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#2 - Whiz whiz it's time to Whaz!  [+] (2 new replies) 09/15/2012 on You can't handle this level... +3
User avatar #4 - hingerbinger (09/16/2012) [-]
Whiz Whiz it's time to be a black TF2 scout!
User avatar #5 - Whiz (09/16/2012) [-]
I don't even play TF2
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (7 new replies) 09/15/2012 on Giga nigger lemonparty 0
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#7 - She had motivation and wanted to beat discord. In the… 09/15/2012 on Logic.. +2
#1 - this isn't the time to use that. 09/15/2012 on Twitter account help! 0
#1 - ....it's that simple?!?!?!?!?!?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2012 on BOOBIES!! +7
#3 - ninjacan (09/15/2012) [-]
**ninjacan rolled a random image posted in comment #210940 at Anime & Manga ** yes we kill the batman
#159 - Are you sure it was me?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2012 on Strategy 0
#2 - I always think. "Wow! My life is so much happier when…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2012 on EVERY TIME +17
User avatar #6 - esmebuffay (09/16/2012) [-]
I never had a problem telling the difference between one fap sock and a regular sock, my fap sock is completely stiff at this pint, it would probably shatter if I dropped it.
#4 - *Get check* >Time for Videogames and candy and del… 09/15/2012 on Life 0
#8 - Comment deleted 09/15/2012 on checkmate homophobes 0
#6 - Oh animators! Don't get your shit together! … 09/15/2012 on Uhm...Twilight? 0
#12 - ....affirmative.... 09/15/2012 on K9 Feels 0
#3 - God, I made this comment when I was browsing newest uploads. …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2012 on Robbie the Rabbit +8
User avatar #33 - codyxvasco (09/16/2012) [-]
Lol, I'm not black, just tan


Unless I am really adopted.
#4 - Cat in a suit. completely inconspicuous  [+] (3 new replies) 09/15/2012 on HE TRUSTED YOU +51
User avatar #6 - DPO (09/16/2012) [-]
I think anything in a suit draws attention to itself such as a scout suit
#5 - kungfuchedder (09/15/2012) [-]
I think anything in a suit draws attention to itself.
A cat in cargo shorts and sunglasses, however, is a fucking mastermind.
#59 - tiaatortilla (09/16/2012) [-]
#17 - **codyxvasco rolled a random image posted in comment #211600… 09/15/2012 on I AM +2
#4 - **codyxvasco rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at… 09/15/2012 on SWAG 0
#1 - **codyxvasco rolled a random image posted in comment #543956…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2012 on :;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:... 0
User avatar #6 - notapeopleperson (09/18/2012) [-]
When the burner is installed, you have my permission to write...
#4 - This is where the new writers of spongebob should go. … 09/15/2012 on Spongebob 0
#27 - **codyxvasco rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at…  [+] (14 new replies) 09/15/2012 on We Shall Not Fail 0
#59 - mattdoggy (09/16/2012) [-]
**mattdoggy rolled a random image posted in comment #953903 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **
<if object, weapon
<If text, battle cry
<If person, partner
<If some random anime, fuck buddy.
#32 - finalkai (09/15/2012) [-]
**finalkai rolled a random image posted in comment #4668 at Slice of Life thread 3 **
<if object, weapon
<If text, battle cry
<If pony, partner
<If some random anime, fuck buddy.
User avatar #33 - realvegzillar (09/15/2012) [-]
Good luck :/
User avatar #34 - finalkai (09/15/2012) [-]
why, who did i roll? (does not keep up with anime)
#106 - Superstevefive (09/16/2012) [-]
Learn to Touhou. It's Remilia Scarlet
Not anime by the way. I'll save you the life wasting effort of finding this character out of the hundred plus. Man do I feel nerdy.[small][small]
Pic related
#143 - remilia (09/16/2012) [-]
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**remilia rolled a random image posted in comment #1156048 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **
<if object, weapon
<If text, battle cry
<If pony, partner
<If some random anime, fuck buddy.
#141 - remilia (09/16/2012) [-]
This image has expired
I've became pretty popular lately...hmm
#35 - realvegzillar (09/15/2012) [-]
Dunno, but she clearly likes eating blood...actually that may not be a bad thing
User avatar #36 - finalkai (09/15/2012) [-]
well why dont you try a roll then.
#42 - realvegzillar (09/15/2012) [-]
**realvegzillar rolled a random image posted in comment #44168 at Pokemon **
<if object, weapon
<If text, battle cry
<If pony, partner
<If some random anime, fuck buddy.
User avatar #46 - finalkai (09/15/2012) [-]
is it an object because trainer card, text because of shit loads of text, or anime because pokemon?
#47 - realvegzillar (09/15/2012) [-]
**realvegzillar rolled a random image posted in comment #513 at Proof god doesn't exist **
<if object, weapon
<If text, battle cry
<If pony, partner
<If some random anime, fuck buddy.
<If misc. I just get eaten

let's try again
User avatar #48 - finalkai (09/15/2012) [-]
well i hope you like anal.
#134 - varrensage (09/16/2012) [-]
**varrensage rolled a random image posted in comment #47 at Gangnam Style !!! **
<if object, weapon
<If text, battle cry
<If pony, partner
<If some random anime, fuck buddy.
<If misc. I just get eaten

Let me have a go at it.
#18 - 1.the ambassador can kill most classes far too easily. …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2012 on Sap is sentryin' my spy!! +2
User avatar #26 - skulldan (09/16/2012) [-]
ambassador just under kills people in the head if they are a 125 health class. (scouts with the sandman beware)

sapping is far more effective if the engi is away or even at the sentry

this post IS funny, and yes he should feel it
#7 - AlrightY!  [+] (2 new replies) 09/15/2012 on A little free time. +1
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User avatar #25 - codyxvasco (09/16/2012) [-]
**codyxvasco cries a little, then laughs afterwards**
#4 - I still use my nokia xpressmusic. It's on it's last l…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2012 on Meh... +1
#10 - anonymous (09/15/2012) [-]
same, nokia 5310i XpressMusic

I think this is its 5th year
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#478 - codyxvasco (04/23/2014) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled image**
User avatar #477 - dildoes (11/08/2013) [-]
babe i love u
btw ad my steam
search up "mariothelegn" then add bee.
User avatar #475 - dildoes (07/16/2013) [-]
why dont you love me anymore?
;_;
you never even come on
User avatar #476 to #475 - codyxvasco (09/02/2013) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #448 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
hello lovely.
User avatar #469 to #448 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Mason?
User avatar #470 to #469 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Yeah.
I wonder if you'll ever realize without me telling you.
You really are slow.
User avatar #471 to #470 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Slow as a turtle!
User avatar #472 to #471 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Turtles are faster.
User avatar #473 to #472 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
So how's life?
User avatar #474 to #473 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
live
you?
User avatar #475 to #474 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Borring.
User avatar #449 to #448 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Hello?
User avatar #450 to #449 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
why the question mark?
User avatar #451 to #450 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
WHO ARE YOU!!?!?
User avatar #452 to #451 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Well, I'm certainly not levchenko.
User avatar #453 to #452 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Hi levchenko
User avatar #454 to #453 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But...
My name says that I'm not!
User avatar #455 to #454 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
It's unconvincing
User avatar #456 to #455 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Too bad. I'm still not levchenko
User avatar #457 to #456 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Alrighty then.
User avatar #458 to #457 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Anyway, I came to this smelly cave to speak to the one that they call codyxvasco
Where is he?
User avatar #459 to #458 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
It is I you seek, Now I pray you'll get on with what it is you request before I grow impacient. Welp.
User avatar #460 to #459 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I forgot what I was going to say.
I'm certain it was important though.
User avatar #461 to #460 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Stick around until you remember, I'll be here, being more important than you.
User avatar #462 to #461 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I'm certainly more important than you!
At least I'm not a feg.
User avatar #463 to #462 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
At least I don't know what a feg is.
User avatar #464 to #463 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
It's like fag, only spelled wrong.
User avatar #465 to #464 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh....mmmk.
User avatar #466 to #465 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But you're a lovely fag.
<3
User avatar #467 to #466 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Yay!!
User avatar #468 to #467 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh, and by the way,

It's me.
User avatar #405 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
WHY DON'T YOU LOVED ME ANYMORE
User avatar #406 to #405 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
I do. Why don't we talk? Let's talk.
User avatar #445 to #406 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
has anyone ever told you that you have lovely eyes?
User avatar #447 to #446 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
I prefer M, it's a very nice letter.
User avatar #427 to #406 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but still, i don't think you should be looking at me for a masculine friend.
User avatar #428 to #427 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Aren't you male? Good enough fur me.
User avatar #429 to #428 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
well, yes.
but i'm a faggot.
User avatar #430 to #429 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Aw, is you a homosex?
User avatar #431 to #430 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
yes.
do you not remember me?
because of actual memories with actual friends?
User avatar #432 to #431 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
I have a bunch of people I haven't talked to in a while and I forget peoples sexualities. Sorry, lol.
User avatar #433 to #432 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
don't be sorry.
forget me entirely then live a full life with real friends.
User avatar #434 to #433 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Nah, I need my internet buds.
User avatar #435 to #434 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
no you don't.
FORGET MEEE
User avatar #436 to #435 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAAR!!!!


*aggressively hugs*
User avatar #437 to #436 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
g'bye
<3
User avatar #438 to #437 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NOOESSS!!
User avatar #439 to #438 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
have sweet dreams of large women.
User avatar #440 to #439 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NOO!!!

CUM BACH!!!
User avatar #441 to #440 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
johann sebastian bach?
User avatar #442 to #441 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
....idk
User avatar #443 to #442 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
OKILOVEYOUBYE
User avatar #444 to #443 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAR LEAVE!!!

User avatar #407 to #406 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
ok.
so, what's new?
User avatar #408 to #407 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
Not much, video games and masturbation. Same as usual.
User avatar #409 to #408 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
i love talking with you because of all the self esteem boost that comes from it.
i've been climbing mountains, and mastering pogosticking even more.
User avatar #410 to #409 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
Well i've been doing gymnastics and shooting bottles, I've also added to my knife and sword collection.

I just don't feel like talking about anything productive I've done.
User avatar #411 to #410 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
shooting bottles as in?...
User avatar #412 to #411 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Shattering them to pieces with tiny balls of copper.
User avatar #413 to #412 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
I prefer a bow and arrow to bb guns.
it seems so much more... elegant.
User avatar #414 to #413 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
My friend was shooting my crossbow but it's as inaccurate as balls.
User avatar #415 to #414 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
probably because he was shit at maintaining it, or he just sucks.
User avatar #416 to #415 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
It's salvaged from my basement with awful sights and a string that;s past it's prime.


And he's a she.
User avatar #417 to #416 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
since when do you have friends?!
User avatar #418 to #417 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
I GOTS FRIENDS!
User avatar #419 to #418 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
congrats.
User avatar #420 to #419 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
They're all awesome 'n shit.
User avatar #421 to #420 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
i guess you don't need me anymore.
*slowly fades away*
User avatar #422 to #421 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
OH YES I DO!

*summons you back*
User avatar #423 to #422 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you've learned the magic of friendship made friends! why would you need me? that's what i was sent here to help you with.
User avatar #426 to #423 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Well I'm usually tired and worn out when I get home and talk to people like you but I'm like, a little insane in real life during the day.
User avatar #424 to #423 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Because I could always use guy friends. I think I've been around Kayla so much I'm becoming feminine.
User avatar #425 to #424 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you were already feminine
But I'm probably even more feminine than her.
but you're boring as balls.
User avatar #391 - dildoes (04/23/2013) [-]
do you still love me?
User avatar #392 to #391 - codyxvasco (04/23/2013) [-]
I dunno.
User avatar #393 to #392 - dildoes (04/24/2013) [-]
</3
#390 - codyxvasco (04/20/2013) [-]
Do you want this?
#388 - codyxvasco (04/18/2013) [-]
Sparkyoneonetwo   
   
   
Still want to be fucked by these?
Sparkyoneonetwo


Still want to be fucked by these?
User avatar #389 to #388 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/18/2013) [-]
why not??
#387 - codyxvasco (04/16/2013) [-]
Cody, check this shit out!
Cody, check this shit out!
User avatar #382 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!

........____________________, ,
....../ `---___________----_____] = = = = = D
...../==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//

WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
User avatar #383 to #382 - codyxvasco (04/07/2013) [-]
Nigga fo reel?!
User avatar #384 to #383 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
obviously
<3
User avatar #378 - codyxvasco (03/30/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled user kisushima ** wanna talk?
User avatar #380 to #379 - codyxvasco (03/30/2013) [-]
Aww, You're adowableeee!
#381 to #380 - kisushima (03/30/2013) [-]
I know.. ¬¬
I know.. ¬¬
User avatar #377 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled user darlingdo **
#376 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled a random comment #55018 posted by thatnigger at Slice of Life thread 3 ** :
Monogatari will sell no matter what. It's pretty good though, don't mind the fanserves too much.

I'm more into white girls though. My sister would be black and so I wouldn't really want her or see her like that. If I had an adopted white sister though, fuck that would be pretty awesome if you know what I mean.

Down at some construction site. "Damn I would drill that ass all night". And so It began.

Black Heart gets lonely so you want her? But you already like Black sister? And sister already with some other guy? Kill the guy and get both, problem solved.

I've downloaded it. I'll play it some other time. I'm way to busy for that.

Also how your days been? I've downloaded some more series to watch for the summer. Got so much, summer ganna be fun.
User avatar #375 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolls 8**
#372 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled a random image posted in comment #3302514 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE **
User avatar #370 - mandatorytrolling (03/19/2013) [-]
Well damn. Thought I was in the art board... and I replied to the wrong person. Anyway Thank you for Reminding me of a few Photoshop things! I have forgoten too much of it.
User avatar #367 - SACAPUNTAS (03/17/2013) [-]
WELL THEN TRY INFORMING ME THEN. What do you like to do????
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User avatar #368 to #367 - codyxvasco (03/17/2013) [-]
I like gymnastics, playing games, cuddling, masturbating, listening to my friends music, and drawing. And a bunch of other stuff I believe.
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