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Youtube Channel: codyxvasco592
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Consoles Owned: Ps3, Wii, PC
Video Games Played: TF2, Cod zombies, Knock Knock
PSN: C-virus3490
Interests: CoD Zombies, Small craft projects, pets, swagbucks, sleep, Doctor who, Torchwood,
Date Signed Up:3/28/2011
Last Login:5/22/2015
Location:Lakeville Massachusettes
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I want things, and also stuff.

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#50 - Good idea, but I don't have the balls to do it.  [+] (12 new replies) 09/24/2012 on scumbag parents +7
User avatar #71 - jaggedherp (09/24/2012) [-]
Women can masturbate too.
#76 - breakfastlunch (09/24/2012) [-]
#74 - thepyras (09/24/2012) [-]
Well...you're not wrong, I just don't see how this applied.
User avatar #77 - taternutz (09/24/2012) [-]
He doesn't have the balls to masturbate.

Women masturbate to.

Women don't have balls.
User avatar #78 - DietWater (09/24/2012) [-]
no, he didn't have the balls to make the sign.
#92 - anonymous (09/24/2012) [-]
Thats the joke, he purposefully took the wrong meaning of the sentence to make the joke.
#79 - taternutz (09/24/2012) [-]
...well, fuck.
User avatar #81 - DietWater (09/24/2012) [-]
it was a good try though, you should still be proud!
#82 - taternutz (09/24/2012) [-]
I'll attempt to lift my self from this pit of despair I've found myself in. Your words of encouragement a shining beacon to lead the way.

I love you
#83 - derpypotato (09/24/2012) [-]
#85 - taternutz (09/24/2012) [-]
Hello, fellow spud.
#86 - derpypotato (09/24/2012) [-]
hai there
#12 - ...Most people do like me, it's just the annoying popular kids…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/24/2012 on The Sad Truth -9
#46 - rovor (09/24/2012) [-]
because scottish people speak english?
User avatar #55 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
That gif was from a skit, was joking around with the scottish thing because in the skit catherine tate asks him that question.

#56 - rovor (09/27/2012) [-]
oh right sorry, didn't realise
User avatar #57 - codyxvasco (09/28/2012) [-]
don't be sorry.

I ain't bovvered.
#58 - rovor (09/28/2012) [-]
from comment #17
#17 - zackmorris (09/24/2012) [-]
k.
#47 - We're on a good streak now, he hasn't flipped in days. …  [+] (10 new replies) 09/24/2012 on scumbag parents 0
User avatar #51 - devorezz (09/24/2012) [-]
I'll be honest. I don't care how long it's been since he flipped. You should go get some help. Don't even tell yourself any shit about "Oh, he's my dad, I can't do anything to my dad." or "What if he hurts me?" Just freaking get some help before things get really bad. I know that this is funnyjunk, and that personal problems are best kept to one's self, but good grief, you need to do something about that.
User avatar #53 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
I agree with you completely, but in the end I won't.
User avatar #57 - devorezz (09/24/2012) [-]
And I apologize for making the generalization that you're living in the US. You might not be, but honestly, if you've got access to the net, and something to play games on, you're probably not living in total poverty.
User avatar #59 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
Middle class, Massachusettes, don't worry.
User avatar #56 - devorezz (09/24/2012) [-]
Fucking just do it! I swear to every god that's ever been conceived, if you don't, then it's not going to ever get better.

Yeah, sure. You'll move out eventually, but what's to stop him from visiting all the time and butting in on your life? Then you meet a nice girl, want to have kids. Before you know it, he's butting in on his grandchildren's lives, or worse, you start to butt in on your own kids lives.

Don't let that fucking happen. Don't pass on the imperfections of your parents to your own kids. This isn't some third world country where there's nothing you can do. You said yourself that he's attacked not only you, but your sister and your friend. Do you really want him to attack more people just because you're too scared to do anything about it?
User avatar #58 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
....you did read that my friend was a cat right? not named cat?

But everything just feels so normal when he's fine, he just came into my room and gave me two cookies with fluff between them. And I'm sure he won't butt in on my life, They don't care when I'm making something to eat, or doing 1 hours of homework, or looking at funny internet videos, He ignores me in said events, He only cares about door blockage, and me preventing cat slapping I think.

I've let many opportunities pass me by, and I'm just naturally afraid of things I guess.
#62 - anonymous (09/24/2012) [-]
If you have carpet flooring and your door opens inwards(into your room) a basketball is a decent locking device.
User avatar #63 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
I. Can't. lock. it. he. will. flip.
User avatar #60 - devorezz (09/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, I read that. It's still no excuse. See? You're rationalizing his anger because it was directed at an animal, and not a person. Look, I've tried to let you know that you need to do something about it, but if you're not going to do it, then maybe talk to a friend about it. Maybe your family would be too scared to say anything about it, but a friend would gladly say something if they were truly your friend. That's all I'm going to say, as I'm sure OP is upset about this much space being taken for a discussion about an abusive parent. I hope everything works out for you, and I sincerely hope you decide to take the initiative and do something about it, rather than making yourself a victim.
User avatar #61 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
I don't really have a friend I would say anything to like that though.

and I give you my apologies as well OP

I just wanted to jack off....
#44 - Every since childhood I've been his precious lil golden child,…  [+] (12 new replies) 09/24/2012 on scumbag parents 0
User avatar #45 - devorezz (09/24/2012) [-]
Jesus H. Christ he sounds positively psychotic. I'm starting to think you have much worse problems than not being able to fap in peace.
User avatar #47 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
We're on a good streak now, he hasn't flipped in days.

He was always like this, just never to me in the past, and NEVER in public.

He once slapped my sister and held her up to the wall by her neck for some reason.
He threw french fries at her door for not wanted food.

and when I was about 15.5 he wanted to hit my best friend, (cat) and he grabbed him so I held onto his arms so he picked me up by the neck and held me to the side of my bad and screamed don't put your hands on me lke that or i'll punch out your teeth or some shit.

I'm surprised I'm not all emotionally fucked up from all of this.
User avatar #51 - devorezz (09/24/2012) [-]
I'll be honest. I don't care how long it's been since he flipped. You should go get some help. Don't even tell yourself any shit about "Oh, he's my dad, I can't do anything to my dad." or "What if he hurts me?" Just freaking get some help before things get really bad. I know that this is funnyjunk, and that personal problems are best kept to one's self, but good grief, you need to do something about that.
User avatar #53 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
I agree with you completely, but in the end I won't.
User avatar #57 - devorezz (09/24/2012) [-]
And I apologize for making the generalization that you're living in the US. You might not be, but honestly, if you've got access to the net, and something to play games on, you're probably not living in total poverty.
User avatar #59 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
Middle class, Massachusettes, don't worry.
User avatar #56 - devorezz (09/24/2012) [-]
Fucking just do it! I swear to every god that's ever been conceived, if you don't, then it's not going to ever get better.

Yeah, sure. You'll move out eventually, but what's to stop him from visiting all the time and butting in on your life? Then you meet a nice girl, want to have kids. Before you know it, he's butting in on his grandchildren's lives, or worse, you start to butt in on your own kids lives.

Don't let that fucking happen. Don't pass on the imperfections of your parents to your own kids. This isn't some third world country where there's nothing you can do. You said yourself that he's attacked not only you, but your sister and your friend. Do you really want him to attack more people just because you're too scared to do anything about it?
User avatar #58 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
....you did read that my friend was a cat right? not named cat?

But everything just feels so normal when he's fine, he just came into my room and gave me two cookies with fluff between them. And I'm sure he won't butt in on my life, They don't care when I'm making something to eat, or doing 1 hours of homework, or looking at funny internet videos, He ignores me in said events, He only cares about door blockage, and me preventing cat slapping I think.

I've let many opportunities pass me by, and I'm just naturally afraid of things I guess.
#62 - anonymous (09/24/2012) [-]
If you have carpet flooring and your door opens inwards(into your room) a basketball is a decent locking device.
User avatar #63 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
I. Can't. lock. it. he. will. flip.
User avatar #60 - devorezz (09/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, I read that. It's still no excuse. See? You're rationalizing his anger because it was directed at an animal, and not a person. Look, I've tried to let you know that you need to do something about it, but if you're not going to do it, then maybe talk to a friend about it. Maybe your family would be too scared to say anything about it, but a friend would gladly say something if they were truly your friend. That's all I'm going to say, as I'm sure OP is upset about this much space being taken for a discussion about an abusive parent. I hope everything works out for you, and I sincerely hope you decide to take the initiative and do something about it, rather than making yourself a victim.
User avatar #61 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
I don't really have a friend I would say anything to like that though.

and I give you my apologies as well OP

I just wanted to jack off....
#41 - I don't know, every since I turned 15 every conversation with …  [+] (14 new replies) 09/24/2012 on scumbag parents 0
User avatar #43 - devorezz (09/24/2012) [-]
Maybe he has some reason buried in his past that makes him concerned for your own well-being. I wish I could give more ideas other than just talking it out, but honestly, I can't see any other method working.
User avatar #44 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
Every since childhood I've been his precious lil golden child, now he hates how I don't like to talk to him, even though he only gives me reasons not to. He hates seeing me do unproductive things. Once I was playing CoD zombies after school and he told me to shut it off, I said, ok let me just tell my friends I have to end the game. Then he took an hatchet off the wall and started hacking my night stand table thing into pieces.

He's not very approachable to me.
User avatar #45 - devorezz (09/24/2012) [-]
Jesus H. Christ he sounds positively psychotic. I'm starting to think you have much worse problems than not being able to fap in peace.
User avatar #47 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
We're on a good streak now, he hasn't flipped in days.

He was always like this, just never to me in the past, and NEVER in public.

He once slapped my sister and held her up to the wall by her neck for some reason.
He threw french fries at her door for not wanted food.

and when I was about 15.5 he wanted to hit my best friend, (cat) and he grabbed him so I held onto his arms so he picked me up by the neck and held me to the side of my bad and screamed don't put your hands on me lke that or i'll punch out your teeth or some shit.

I'm surprised I'm not all emotionally fucked up from all of this.
User avatar #51 - devorezz (09/24/2012) [-]
I'll be honest. I don't care how long it's been since he flipped. You should go get some help. Don't even tell yourself any shit about "Oh, he's my dad, I can't do anything to my dad." or "What if he hurts me?" Just freaking get some help before things get really bad. I know that this is funnyjunk, and that personal problems are best kept to one's self, but good grief, you need to do something about that.
User avatar #53 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
I agree with you completely, but in the end I won't.
User avatar #57 - devorezz (09/24/2012) [-]
And I apologize for making the generalization that you're living in the US. You might not be, but honestly, if you've got access to the net, and something to play games on, you're probably not living in total poverty.
User avatar #59 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
Middle class, Massachusettes, don't worry.
User avatar #56 - devorezz (09/24/2012) [-]
Fucking just do it! I swear to every god that's ever been conceived, if you don't, then it's not going to ever get better.

Yeah, sure. You'll move out eventually, but what's to stop him from visiting all the time and butting in on your life? Then you meet a nice girl, want to have kids. Before you know it, he's butting in on his grandchildren's lives, or worse, you start to butt in on your own kids lives.

Don't let that fucking happen. Don't pass on the imperfections of your parents to your own kids. This isn't some third world country where there's nothing you can do. You said yourself that he's attacked not only you, but your sister and your friend. Do you really want him to attack more people just because you're too scared to do anything about it?
User avatar #58 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
....you did read that my friend was a cat right? not named cat?

But everything just feels so normal when he's fine, he just came into my room and gave me two cookies with fluff between them. And I'm sure he won't butt in on my life, They don't care when I'm making something to eat, or doing 1 hours of homework, or looking at funny internet videos, He ignores me in said events, He only cares about door blockage, and me preventing cat slapping I think.

I've let many opportunities pass me by, and I'm just naturally afraid of things I guess.
#62 - anonymous (09/24/2012) [-]
If you have carpet flooring and your door opens inwards(into your room) a basketball is a decent locking device.
User avatar #63 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
I. Can't. lock. it. he. will. flip.
User avatar #60 - devorezz (09/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, I read that. It's still no excuse. See? You're rationalizing his anger because it was directed at an animal, and not a person. Look, I've tried to let you know that you need to do something about it, but if you're not going to do it, then maybe talk to a friend about it. Maybe your family would be too scared to say anything about it, but a friend would gladly say something if they were truly your friend. That's all I'm going to say, as I'm sure OP is upset about this much space being taken for a discussion about an abusive parent. I hope everything works out for you, and I sincerely hope you decide to take the initiative and do something about it, rather than making yourself a victim.
User avatar #61 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
I don't really have a friend I would say anything to like that though.

and I give you my apologies as well OP

I just wanted to jack off....
#1 - I'm going to need 3, one for the poster, one for their parents… 09/24/2012 on You can't be serious... +1
#39 - My mom is, but she doesn't give two ***** about me bein…  [+] (16 new replies) 09/24/2012 on scumbag parents 0
User avatar #40 - devorezz (09/24/2012) [-]
You can't just sit him down and say something like... "Dad, I hate that you won't let me be alone. I feel like you can't trust me. That makes it hard for me to trust you, and if I can't trust my own father, who can I trust?"
User avatar #41 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
I don't know, every since I turned 15 every conversation with my father has ended with him screaming, and me crying from anger.
User avatar #43 - devorezz (09/24/2012) [-]
Maybe he has some reason buried in his past that makes him concerned for your own well-being. I wish I could give more ideas other than just talking it out, but honestly, I can't see any other method working.
User avatar #44 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
Every since childhood I've been his precious lil golden child, now he hates how I don't like to talk to him, even though he only gives me reasons not to. He hates seeing me do unproductive things. Once I was playing CoD zombies after school and he told me to shut it off, I said, ok let me just tell my friends I have to end the game. Then he took an hatchet off the wall and started hacking my night stand table thing into pieces.

He's not very approachable to me.
User avatar #45 - devorezz (09/24/2012) [-]
Jesus H. Christ he sounds positively psychotic. I'm starting to think you have much worse problems than not being able to fap in peace.
User avatar #47 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
We're on a good streak now, he hasn't flipped in days.

He was always like this, just never to me in the past, and NEVER in public.

He once slapped my sister and held her up to the wall by her neck for some reason.
He threw french fries at her door for not wanted food.

and when I was about 15.5 he wanted to hit my best friend, (cat) and he grabbed him so I held onto his arms so he picked me up by the neck and held me to the side of my bad and screamed don't put your hands on me lke that or i'll punch out your teeth or some shit.

I'm surprised I'm not all emotionally fucked up from all of this.
User avatar #51 - devorezz (09/24/2012) [-]
I'll be honest. I don't care how long it's been since he flipped. You should go get some help. Don't even tell yourself any shit about "Oh, he's my dad, I can't do anything to my dad." or "What if he hurts me?" Just freaking get some help before things get really bad. I know that this is funnyjunk, and that personal problems are best kept to one's self, but good grief, you need to do something about that.
User avatar #53 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
I agree with you completely, but in the end I won't.
User avatar #57 - devorezz (09/24/2012) [-]
And I apologize for making the generalization that you're living in the US. You might not be, but honestly, if you've got access to the net, and something to play games on, you're probably not living in total poverty.
User avatar #59 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
Middle class, Massachusettes, don't worry.
User avatar #56 - devorezz (09/24/2012) [-]
Fucking just do it! I swear to every god that's ever been conceived, if you don't, then it's not going to ever get better.

Yeah, sure. You'll move out eventually, but what's to stop him from visiting all the time and butting in on your life? Then you meet a nice girl, want to have kids. Before you know it, he's butting in on his grandchildren's lives, or worse, you start to butt in on your own kids lives.

Don't let that fucking happen. Don't pass on the imperfections of your parents to your own kids. This isn't some third world country where there's nothing you can do. You said yourself that he's attacked not only you, but your sister and your friend. Do you really want him to attack more people just because you're too scared to do anything about it?
User avatar #58 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
....you did read that my friend was a cat right? not named cat?

But everything just feels so normal when he's fine, he just came into my room and gave me two cookies with fluff between them. And I'm sure he won't butt in on my life, They don't care when I'm making something to eat, or doing 1 hours of homework, or looking at funny internet videos, He ignores me in said events, He only cares about door blockage, and me preventing cat slapping I think.

I've let many opportunities pass me by, and I'm just naturally afraid of things I guess.
#62 - anonymous (09/24/2012) [-]
If you have carpet flooring and your door opens inwards(into your room) a basketball is a decent locking device.
User avatar #63 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
I. Can't. lock. it. he. will. flip.
User avatar #60 - devorezz (09/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, I read that. It's still no excuse. See? You're rationalizing his anger because it was directed at an animal, and not a person. Look, I've tried to let you know that you need to do something about it, but if you're not going to do it, then maybe talk to a friend about it. Maybe your family would be too scared to say anything about it, but a friend would gladly say something if they were truly your friend. That's all I'm going to say, as I'm sure OP is upset about this much space being taken for a discussion about an abusive parent. I hope everything works out for you, and I sincerely hope you decide to take the initiative and do something about it, rather than making yourself a victim.
User avatar #61 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
I don't really have a friend I would say anything to like that though.

and I give you my apologies as well OP

I just wanted to jack off....
#37 - I'm 16, they hate teenagers I guess.  [+] (18 new replies) 09/24/2012 on scumbag parents 0
User avatar #38 - devorezz (09/24/2012) [-]
And they're not religious?
User avatar #39 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
My mom is, but she doesn't give two shits about me being alone,

My dad has never set foot in church i'm pretty sure.
User avatar #40 - devorezz (09/24/2012) [-]
You can't just sit him down and say something like... "Dad, I hate that you won't let me be alone. I feel like you can't trust me. That makes it hard for me to trust you, and if I can't trust my own father, who can I trust?"
User avatar #41 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
I don't know, every since I turned 15 every conversation with my father has ended with him screaming, and me crying from anger.
User avatar #43 - devorezz (09/24/2012) [-]
Maybe he has some reason buried in his past that makes him concerned for your own well-being. I wish I could give more ideas other than just talking it out, but honestly, I can't see any other method working.
User avatar #44 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
Every since childhood I've been his precious lil golden child, now he hates how I don't like to talk to him, even though he only gives me reasons not to. He hates seeing me do unproductive things. Once I was playing CoD zombies after school and he told me to shut it off, I said, ok let me just tell my friends I have to end the game. Then he took an hatchet off the wall and started hacking my night stand table thing into pieces.

He's not very approachable to me.
User avatar #45 - devorezz (09/24/2012) [-]
Jesus H. Christ he sounds positively psychotic. I'm starting to think you have much worse problems than not being able to fap in peace.
User avatar #47 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
We're on a good streak now, he hasn't flipped in days.

He was always like this, just never to me in the past, and NEVER in public.

He once slapped my sister and held her up to the wall by her neck for some reason.
He threw french fries at her door for not wanted food.

and when I was about 15.5 he wanted to hit my best friend, (cat) and he grabbed him so I held onto his arms so he picked me up by the neck and held me to the side of my bad and screamed don't put your hands on me lke that or i'll punch out your teeth or some shit.

I'm surprised I'm not all emotionally fucked up from all of this.
User avatar #51 - devorezz (09/24/2012) [-]
I'll be honest. I don't care how long it's been since he flipped. You should go get some help. Don't even tell yourself any shit about "Oh, he's my dad, I can't do anything to my dad." or "What if he hurts me?" Just freaking get some help before things get really bad. I know that this is funnyjunk, and that personal problems are best kept to one's self, but good grief, you need to do something about that.
User avatar #53 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
I agree with you completely, but in the end I won't.
User avatar #57 - devorezz (09/24/2012) [-]
And I apologize for making the generalization that you're living in the US. You might not be, but honestly, if you've got access to the net, and something to play games on, you're probably not living in total poverty.
User avatar #59 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
Middle class, Massachusettes, don't worry.
User avatar #56 - devorezz (09/24/2012) [-]
Fucking just do it! I swear to every god that's ever been conceived, if you don't, then it's not going to ever get better.

Yeah, sure. You'll move out eventually, but what's to stop him from visiting all the time and butting in on your life? Then you meet a nice girl, want to have kids. Before you know it, he's butting in on his grandchildren's lives, or worse, you start to butt in on your own kids lives.

Don't let that fucking happen. Don't pass on the imperfections of your parents to your own kids. This isn't some third world country where there's nothing you can do. You said yourself that he's attacked not only you, but your sister and your friend. Do you really want him to attack more people just because you're too scared to do anything about it?
User avatar #58 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
....you did read that my friend was a cat right? not named cat?

But everything just feels so normal when he's fine, he just came into my room and gave me two cookies with fluff between them. And I'm sure he won't butt in on my life, They don't care when I'm making something to eat, or doing 1 hours of homework, or looking at funny internet videos, He ignores me in said events, He only cares about door blockage, and me preventing cat slapping I think.

I've let many opportunities pass me by, and I'm just naturally afraid of things I guess.
#62 - anonymous (09/24/2012) [-]
If you have carpet flooring and your door opens inwards(into your room) a basketball is a decent locking device.
User avatar #63 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
I. Can't. lock. it. he. will. flip.
User avatar #60 - devorezz (09/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, I read that. It's still no excuse. See? You're rationalizing his anger because it was directed at an animal, and not a person. Look, I've tried to let you know that you need to do something about it, but if you're not going to do it, then maybe talk to a friend about it. Maybe your family would be too scared to say anything about it, but a friend would gladly say something if they were truly your friend. That's all I'm going to say, as I'm sure OP is upset about this much space being taken for a discussion about an abusive parent. I hope everything works out for you, and I sincerely hope you decide to take the initiative and do something about it, rather than making yourself a victim.
User avatar #61 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
I don't really have a friend I would say anything to like that though.

and I give you my apologies as well OP

I just wanted to jack off....
#10 - I try, they ignore everything I say, one of them is my gym teacher.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2012 on The Sad Truth -3
User avatar #41 - errydayimshufflin (09/24/2012) [-]
...well you wore a tail to gym. The fuck are you thinking? I'm sorry, I've read all your comments, and here's what I think is happening.

Dude dyed his hair, and he's a cool guy, so people thought it was cool that he did something cool. You wore a tail and expect acceptance. You cannot honestly find dying your hair and wearing a tail as something similar...
#35 - Any sign of blockage to my door and my dad morphs into the psy…  [+] (20 new replies) 09/24/2012 on scumbag parents 0
User avatar #36 - devorezz (09/24/2012) [-]
Sounds to me like your family hates you being alone. What the hell is their problem?
User avatar #37 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
I'm 16, they hate teenagers I guess.
User avatar #38 - devorezz (09/24/2012) [-]
And they're not religious?
User avatar #39 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
My mom is, but she doesn't give two shits about me being alone,

My dad has never set foot in church i'm pretty sure.
User avatar #40 - devorezz (09/24/2012) [-]
You can't just sit him down and say something like... "Dad, I hate that you won't let me be alone. I feel like you can't trust me. That makes it hard for me to trust you, and if I can't trust my own father, who can I trust?"
User avatar #41 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
I don't know, every since I turned 15 every conversation with my father has ended with him screaming, and me crying from anger.
User avatar #43 - devorezz (09/24/2012) [-]
Maybe he has some reason buried in his past that makes him concerned for your own well-being. I wish I could give more ideas other than just talking it out, but honestly, I can't see any other method working.
User avatar #44 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
Every since childhood I've been his precious lil golden child, now he hates how I don't like to talk to him, even though he only gives me reasons not to. He hates seeing me do unproductive things. Once I was playing CoD zombies after school and he told me to shut it off, I said, ok let me just tell my friends I have to end the game. Then he took an hatchet off the wall and started hacking my night stand table thing into pieces.

He's not very approachable to me.
User avatar #45 - devorezz (09/24/2012) [-]
Jesus H. Christ he sounds positively psychotic. I'm starting to think you have much worse problems than not being able to fap in peace.
User avatar #47 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
We're on a good streak now, he hasn't flipped in days.

He was always like this, just never to me in the past, and NEVER in public.

He once slapped my sister and held her up to the wall by her neck for some reason.
He threw french fries at her door for not wanted food.

and when I was about 15.5 he wanted to hit my best friend, (cat) and he grabbed him so I held onto his arms so he picked me up by the neck and held me to the side of my bad and screamed don't put your hands on me lke that or i'll punch out your teeth or some shit.

I'm surprised I'm not all emotionally fucked up from all of this.
User avatar #51 - devorezz (09/24/2012) [-]
I'll be honest. I don't care how long it's been since he flipped. You should go get some help. Don't even tell yourself any shit about "Oh, he's my dad, I can't do anything to my dad." or "What if he hurts me?" Just freaking get some help before things get really bad. I know that this is funnyjunk, and that personal problems are best kept to one's self, but good grief, you need to do something about that.
User avatar #53 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
I agree with you completely, but in the end I won't.
User avatar #57 - devorezz (09/24/2012) [-]
And I apologize for making the generalization that you're living in the US. You might not be, but honestly, if you've got access to the net, and something to play games on, you're probably not living in total poverty.
User avatar #59 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
Middle class, Massachusettes, don't worry.
User avatar #56 - devorezz (09/24/2012) [-]
Fucking just do it! I swear to every god that's ever been conceived, if you don't, then it's not going to ever get better.

Yeah, sure. You'll move out eventually, but what's to stop him from visiting all the time and butting in on your life? Then you meet a nice girl, want to have kids. Before you know it, he's butting in on his grandchildren's lives, or worse, you start to butt in on your own kids lives.

Don't let that fucking happen. Don't pass on the imperfections of your parents to your own kids. This isn't some third world country where there's nothing you can do. You said yourself that he's attacked not only you, but your sister and your friend. Do you really want him to attack more people just because you're too scared to do anything about it?
User avatar #58 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
....you did read that my friend was a cat right? not named cat?

But everything just feels so normal when he's fine, he just came into my room and gave me two cookies with fluff between them. And I'm sure he won't butt in on my life, They don't care when I'm making something to eat, or doing 1 hours of homework, or looking at funny internet videos, He ignores me in said events, He only cares about door blockage, and me preventing cat slapping I think.

I've let many opportunities pass me by, and I'm just naturally afraid of things I guess.
#62 - anonymous (09/24/2012) [-]
If you have carpet flooring and your door opens inwards(into your room) a basketball is a decent locking device.
User avatar #63 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
I. Can't. lock. it. he. will. flip.
User avatar #60 - devorezz (09/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, I read that. It's still no excuse. See? You're rationalizing his anger because it was directed at an animal, and not a person. Look, I've tried to let you know that you need to do something about it, but if you're not going to do it, then maybe talk to a friend about it. Maybe your family would be too scared to say anything about it, but a friend would gladly say something if they were truly your friend. That's all I'm going to say, as I'm sure OP is upset about this much space being taken for a discussion about an abusive parent. I hope everything works out for you, and I sincerely hope you decide to take the initiative and do something about it, rather than making yourself a victim.
User avatar #61 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
I don't really have a friend I would say anything to like that though.

and I give you my apologies as well OP

I just wanted to jack off....
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#13 - Lewx (09/24/2012) [-]
That just sounds like compromising.
Fuck that.
If you don't like em', ignore them. They don't have to be part of your life if you don't want them to.
Mfw whenever i'm in school and don't give a fuck about socializing with people i'm not interested in.
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User avatar #8 - McBalls (09/24/2012) [-]
Tell those kids to fuck off.
User avatar #10 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
I try, they ignore everything I say, one of them is my gym teacher.
User avatar #41 - errydayimshufflin (09/24/2012) [-]
...well you wore a tail to gym. The fuck are you thinking? I'm sorry, I've read all your comments, and here's what I think is happening.

Dude dyed his hair, and he's a cool guy, so people thought it was cool that he did something cool. You wore a tail and expect acceptance. You cannot honestly find dying your hair and wearing a tail as something similar...
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User avatar #6 - McBalls (09/24/2012) [-]
...Why?
User avatar #7 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
Because I can, I guess.
I had extra store credit at Hot Topic, figured why the hell not.
User avatar #8 - McBalls (09/24/2012) [-]
Tell those kids to fuck off.
User avatar #10 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
I try, they ignore everything I say, one of them is my gym teacher.
User avatar #41 - errydayimshufflin (09/24/2012) [-]
...well you wore a tail to gym. The fuck are you thinking? I'm sorry, I've read all your comments, and here's what I think is happening.

Dude dyed his hair, and he's a cool guy, so people thought it was cool that he did something cool. You wore a tail and expect acceptance. You cannot honestly find dying your hair and wearing a tail as something similar...
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User avatar #3 - Kibaxyru (09/24/2012) [-]
The definition of irony right there.
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I might be wrong, but I think him misspelling it was a part of the joke...
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User avatar #32 - domogle (09/24/2012) [-]
one time just start doing it in front of the door (as if it were your audience) then if you hear the handle turning just close your eyes and imagine Alexis Texas walking through that door, finish, they'll never bother you again. (probably because they'd kill you)
User avatar #33 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
Nope, a whole thread trying to help me and not a single helpful answer.

Thanks for trying though.
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User avatar #136 - swordman (09/24/2012) [-]
you still didnt tell me any details
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User avatar #4 - KayRed (09/24/2012) [-]
Every single goddamn post, you're an hour ahead of me.
User avatar #5 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
HUEHUEHUEHEUEHEHEA



sorry, I'll get off now, I've gotten enough funny comments made.
User avatar #6 - KayRed (09/24/2012) [-]
making a comment level run?
User avatar #7 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
No, I only do it to talk to people.
User avatar #8 - KayRed (09/24/2012) [-]
Ah, ok.
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#482 - codyxvasco (01/19/2015) [-]
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**** yes it does
User avatar #481 - tries (01/19/2015) [-]
hi ;)
#484 to #483 - tries (01/19/2015) [-]
YOU SHOULD TRIES AS HARD AS YOU CAN WHEN DONG THINGS
#485 to #484 - codyxvasco (01/19/2015) [-]
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hanks
User avatar #479 - nought (11/25/2014) [-]
Hello cody
#478 - codyxvasco (04/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #477 - dildoes (11/08/2013) [-]
babe i love u
btw ad my steam
search up "mariothelegn" then add bee.
User avatar #475 - dildoes (07/16/2013) [-]
why dont you love me anymore?
;_;
you never even come on
User avatar #476 to #475 - codyxvasco (09/02/2013) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #448 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
hello lovely.
User avatar #469 to #448 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Mason?
User avatar #470 to #469 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Yeah.
I wonder if you'll ever realize without me telling you.
You really are slow.
User avatar #471 to #470 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Slow as a turtle!
User avatar #472 to #471 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Turtles are faster.
User avatar #473 to #472 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
So how's life?
User avatar #474 to #473 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
live
you?
User avatar #475 to #474 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Borring.
User avatar #449 to #448 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Hello?
User avatar #450 to #449 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
why the question mark?
User avatar #451 to #450 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
WHO ARE YOU!!?!?
User avatar #452 to #451 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Well, I'm certainly not levchenko.
User avatar #453 to #452 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Hi levchenko
User avatar #454 to #453 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But...
My name says that I'm not!
User avatar #455 to #454 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
It's unconvincing
User avatar #456 to #455 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Too bad. I'm still not levchenko
User avatar #457 to #456 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Alrighty then.
User avatar #458 to #457 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Anyway, I came to this smelly cave to speak to the one that they call codyxvasco
Where is he?
User avatar #459 to #458 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
It is I you seek, Now I pray you'll get on with what it is you request before I grow impacient. Welp.
User avatar #460 to #459 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I forgot what I was going to say.
I'm certain it was important though.
User avatar #461 to #460 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Stick around until you remember, I'll be here, being more important than you.
User avatar #462 to #461 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I'm certainly more important than you!
At least I'm not a feg.
User avatar #463 to #462 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
At least I don't know what a feg is.
User avatar #464 to #463 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
It's like fag, only spelled wrong.
User avatar #465 to #464 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh....mmmk.
User avatar #466 to #465 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But you're a lovely fag.
<3
User avatar #467 to #466 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Yay!!
User avatar #468 to #467 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh, and by the way,

It's me.
User avatar #405 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
WHY DON'T YOU LOVED ME ANYMORE
User avatar #406 to #405 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
I do. Why don't we talk? Let's talk.
User avatar #445 to #406 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
has anyone ever told you that you have lovely eyes?
User avatar #447 to #446 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
I prefer M, it's a very nice letter.
User avatar #427 to #406 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but still, i don't think you should be looking at me for a masculine friend.
User avatar #428 to #427 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Aren't you male? Good enough fur me.
User avatar #429 to #428 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
well, yes.
but i'm a faggot.
User avatar #430 to #429 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Aw, is you a homosex?
User avatar #431 to #430 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
yes.
do you not remember me?
because of actual memories with actual friends?
User avatar #432 to #431 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
I have a bunch of people I haven't talked to in a while and I forget peoples sexualities. Sorry, lol.
User avatar #433 to #432 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
don't be sorry.
forget me entirely then live a full life with real friends.
User avatar #434 to #433 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Nah, I need my internet buds.
User avatar #435 to #434 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
no you don't.
FORGET MEEE
User avatar #436 to #435 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAAR!!!!


*aggressively hugs*
User avatar #437 to #436 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
g'bye
<3
User avatar #438 to #437 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NOOESSS!!
User avatar #439 to #438 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
have sweet dreams of large women.
User avatar #440 to #439 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NOO!!!

CUM BACH!!!
User avatar #441 to #440 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
johann sebastian bach?
User avatar #442 to #441 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
....idk
User avatar #443 to #442 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
OKILOVEYOUBYE
User avatar #444 to #443 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAR LEAVE!!!

User avatar #407 to #406 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
ok.
so, what's new?
User avatar #408 to #407 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
Not much, video games and masturbation. Same as usual.
User avatar #409 to #408 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
i love talking with you because of all the self esteem boost that comes from it.
i've been climbing mountains, and mastering pogosticking even more.
User avatar #410 to #409 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
Well i've been doing gymnastics and shooting bottles, I've also added to my knife and sword collection.

I just don't feel like talking about anything productive I've done.
User avatar #411 to #410 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
shooting bottles as in?...
User avatar #412 to #411 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Shattering them to pieces with tiny balls of copper.
User avatar #413 to #412 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
I prefer a bow and arrow to bb guns.
it seems so much more... elegant.
User avatar #414 to #413 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
My friend was shooting my crossbow but it's as inaccurate as balls.
User avatar #415 to #414 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
probably because he was **** at maintaining it, or he just sucks.
User avatar #416 to #415 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
It's salvaged from my basement with awful sights and a string that;s past it's prime.


And he's a she.
User avatar #417 to #416 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
since when do you have friends?!
User avatar #418 to #417 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
I GOTS FRIENDS!
User avatar #419 to #418 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
congrats.
User avatar #420 to #419 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
They're all awesome 'n **** .
User avatar #421 to #420 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
i guess you don't need me anymore.
*slowly fades away*
User avatar #422 to #421 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
OH YES I DO!

*summons you back*
User avatar #423 to #422 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you've learned the magic of friendship made friends! why would you need me? that's what i was sent here to help you with.
User avatar #426 to #423 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Well I'm usually tired and worn out when I get home and talk to people like you but I'm like, a little insane in real life during the day.
User avatar #424 to #423 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Because I could always use guy friends. I think I've been around Kayla so much I'm becoming feminine.
User avatar #425 to #424 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you were already feminine
But I'm probably even more feminine than her.
but you're boring as balls.
User avatar #391 - dildoes (04/23/2013) [-]
do you still love me?
User avatar #392 to #391 - codyxvasco (04/23/2013) [-]
I dunno.
User avatar #393 to #392 - dildoes (04/24/2013) [-]
</3
#390 - codyxvasco (04/20/2013) [-]
Do you want this?
#388 - codyxvasco (04/18/2013) [-]
Sparkyoneonetwo   
   
   
Still want to be 			******		 by these?
Sparkyoneonetwo


Still want to be ****** by these?
User avatar #389 to #388 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/18/2013) [-]
why not??
#387 - codyxvasco (04/16/2013) [-]
Cody, check this 			****		 out!
Cody, check this **** out!
User avatar #382 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!

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send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
User avatar #383 to #382 - codyxvasco (04/07/2013) [-]
***** fo reel?!
User avatar #384 to #383 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
obviously
<3
User avatar #378 - codyxvasco (03/30/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled user kisushima ** wanna talk?
User avatar #380 to #379 - codyxvasco (03/30/2013) [-]
Aww, You're adowableeee!
#381 to #380 - kisushima (03/30/2013) [-]
I know.. ¬¬
I know.. ¬¬
User avatar #377 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
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#376 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled a random comment #55018 posted by thatnigger at Slice of Life thread 3 ** :
Monogatari will sell no matter what. It's pretty good though, don't mind the fanserves too much.

I'm more into white girls though. My sister would be black and so I wouldn't really want her or see her like that. If I had an adopted white sister though, **** that would be pretty awesome if you know what I mean.

Down at some construction site. "Damn I would drill that ass all night". And so It began.

Black Heart gets lonely so you want her? But you already like Black sister? And sister already with some other guy? Kill the guy and get both, problem solved.

I've downloaded it. I'll play it some other time. I'm way to busy for that.

Also how your days been? I've downloaded some more series to watch for the summer. Got so much, summer ganna be fun.
User avatar #375 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
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