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- I usually do either a cartwheel of a front walkover. Impressi…
When the balls are stuck to...
- I know it wasn't really depicted here, and I'm just complainin…
Yeah...but that's how modern society is. Everyone has to win. No one is allowed to lose because that would make them feel bad. Society is too liberal.
it almost seems like they are trying to make a dream world
This whole "Stop making kids feel bad" shit is getting old. Don't tell kids they're #1. Tell them they should have a basic sense of self-worth and can do whatever they want with they're lives. Don't try to make them feel like royalty because the real world is gonna end up kicking them in the nuts.
That being said, we should reassure them that if the try hard they can be sucessful, the last thing we need is a society of hopeless children, everyone is special, but only if they try.
- I had a girlfriend for a few months. I still haven't recovered…
I've been wrong my whole life!
- Did EA produce the James Bond games?
Rare made Goldeneye 64 if that's what you're referring to.
They made a bunch, Activision made a few, and there are a few more from other small publishers.
- I discovered that if you can lift your leg to an arabesque and…
Do other guys really have issues pissing with a boner? Because I never have had any trouble with it at all.
Or you know... sit on the toilet normally and lean forward?
Dick touches bowl
Not an option.
It would work with a semi-flaccid penis, a rock-hard penis with its upright stand would have to be bent down which stops the flow. There's also the design problem, the stream would be ejected horizontally - between the lid and the bowl so it will start cause a mess. That is how I think it would take place because I usually wait until it's calmed down a little bit before going to the bathroom.
Why aren't in home urinals a thing?
Makes sense and it's gotta be better on water.
- I think half of the extreme feminist posts on Tumblr are just …
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There is no need to be upset.
- Omg...I have a spiral thing (made for apples but still) that c…
french fries 2.0
don't post pics because we're hungry.
- "Ewughh. *fart noise* " -Winston "H…
Lara Croft Cosplay
- So if nearly the food in the world accidentally disappeared fo…
Food isn't just calories, they would still die after a few weeks without food or supplements.
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