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Youtube Channel: codyxvasco592
Steam Profile: codyxvasco
Consoles Owned: Ps3, Wii, PC
Video Games Played: TF2, Cod zombies, Knock Knock
PSN: C-virus3490
Interests: CoD Zombies, Small craft projects, pets, swagbucks, sleep, Doctor who, Torchwood,
Date Signed Up:3/28/2011
Last Login:7/22/2014
Location:Lakeville Massachusettes
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I want things, and also stuff.

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#3 - Non suspicous girl in the background. 09/15/2012 on obama chan +1
#3 - I wanna cosplay as scout, but I think i'm too african looking …  [+] (18 new replies) 09/15/2012 on A little free time. +49
User avatar #89 - spinsser (09/16/2012) [-]
that should help with the speed :|
#110 - codyxvasco (09/16/2012) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled a random image posted in comment #67 at hentai pic 01 **

I see what you did there :D
#46 - hazardousfool (09/16/2012) [-]
Hey, Michael Jackson became white!
User avatar #4 - revorce (09/15/2012) [-]
Go for the demoman then.
Or ignore the fact you're not white.
User avatar #5 - codyxvasco (09/15/2012) [-]
The thing is though, my parents are both white, my sister looks like some ghost girl. And I was born white, but it I think about the sun, my skin just chameleons into a darker shade.

I tan very easily.

But winters coming up and soon enough i'll be as white as.....milk!
User avatar #87 - futtashy (09/16/2012) [-]
you can look like tanned Boston douchebag. Works for scout too.
User avatar #17 - moozmax (09/16/2012) [-]
i',m sorry to say this. You're adopted.
User avatar #21 - codyxvasco (09/16/2012) [-]
.....b-....But my dad's portugues...my mum's puerto rican.....I.....
User avatar #63 - OminousDemon (09/16/2012) [-]
puerto ricans can be white?

> inb4 ignorant americans
#26 - moozmax (09/16/2012) [-]
Yer a wizard codyxvasco
User avatar #27 - codyxvasco (09/16/2012) [-]
Two notifications, One comment.
User avatar #18 - moozmax (09/16/2012) [-]
i accidentally the i'm
User avatar #10 - xamyomgx (09/15/2012) [-]
Could do what I did for my Witch cosplay and try to avoid the sun :P
User avatar #11 - codyxvasco (09/15/2012) [-]
Ok!
User avatar #6 - revorce (09/15/2012) [-]
Follow your dreams. Be a scout.
User avatar #7 - codyxvasco (09/15/2012) [-]
AlrightY!
#24 - potatosx has deleted their comment.
User avatar #25 - codyxvasco (09/16/2012) [-]
**codyxvasco cries a little, then laughs afterwards**
#2 - .....what? 09/15/2012 on Good advice in clothing 0
#13 - I wish she fell forever, maybe it would knock some sense into … 09/15/2012 on That escalated quickly! +6
#3 - Dalek: JOIN US AS A DAALEK! WE WILL REWRITE YOUR HUMAN MIND AN…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/15/2012 on Stretching The Truth +6
#5 - devout feminist (09/15/2012) [-]
A Dalek would never want to be anything but pure. Except for that one that became the Hybrid
User avatar #7 - codyxvasco (09/16/2012) [-]
In that episode they made an army of human daleks.
#7 - I'm gonna win this contest! *picks up one* I'm pr… 09/15/2012 on items 0
#5 - Seriously! If my eyeball propelled itself from my head and wra… 09/15/2012 on Hang on have to post on... 0
#5 - I always do that, if its with my friends, i've done nothing an… 09/15/2012 on Once upon a time 0
#65 - It's ok. I'll still hug you virtually.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2012 on stupid person is stupid. +1
#71 - esmebuffay (09/15/2012) [-]
thank you
#62 - Example: That's bullshit. And Amir isn't even funny, he ju…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/15/2012 on stupid person is stupid. +1
User avatar #64 - esmebuffay (09/15/2012) [-]
Damn, I didn't see the "example" at first and was like "is this motherfucker serious?" Yes, that is an excellent example of trolling. Fuck I feel stupid.
User avatar #65 - codyxvasco (09/15/2012) [-]
It's ok.


I'll still hug you virtually.
#71 - esmebuffay (09/15/2012) [-]
thank you
#128 - **codyxvasco rolls 557** My favorite sex position. 09/15/2012 on Hail Satan's Mighty Trips... 0
#119 - oh ok. 09/15/2012 on Lilo and Smashing 0
#114 - Isn't an hero is when you shoot yourself in the head.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/15/2012 on Lilo and Smashing 0
User avatar #117 - dyllygaf (09/15/2012) [-]
It's just killing yourself in camera
User avatar #119 - codyxvasco (09/15/2012) [-]
oh ok.
#152 - Someone slowed it down for me if you prefer this version.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2012 on Strategy 0
User avatar #153 - blackscales (09/15/2012) [-]
Thank ya kindly.
#150 - I'm so happy.... I made this gif!  [+] (6 new replies) 09/15/2012 on Strategy +1
User avatar #158 - blackscales (09/15/2012) [-]
Now I remember you, you posted that gif on my Doctor Who post!
User avatar #159 - codyxvasco (09/15/2012) [-]
Are you sure it was me?
User avatar #151 - blackscales (09/15/2012) [-]
Well sir, you are awesome and you should be proud of yourself.
#152 - codyxvasco (09/15/2012) [-]
Someone slowed it down for me if you prefer this version.
User avatar #153 - blackscales (09/15/2012) [-]
Thank ya kindly.
#149 - Cybermen aren't robots.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/15/2012 on Strategy 0
User avatar #163 - captainwow (09/16/2012) [-]
I said, my friend's brother is a big Dr. Who fan.
User avatar #162 - snarfalupticus (09/16/2012) [-]
technically they are cyborgs.
User avatar #166 - codyxvasco (09/16/2012) [-]
Well.....

User avatar #167 - snarfalupticus (09/16/2012) [-]
and a cyborg is still technically a robot. not entirely a robot, but partially.
#18 - Discord with my penis.... BWAGHAHAHAHAHHA! 09/15/2012 on I dare to do it 0
#2 - I just downloaded League of Legends for the first time. … 09/15/2012 on Title 0
#1 - I have to keep my wild bunny in a cage.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/15/2012 on Robbie the Rabbit +8
User avatar #16 - iamcraig (09/16/2012) [-]
Aren't you the black guy who wants to cosplay as the Scout?
User avatar #3 - codyxvasco (09/15/2012) [-]
God, I made this comment when I was browsing newest uploads.

Now i'm coming from the front page.

life, what am i doing with it.
User avatar #33 - codyxvasco (09/16/2012) [-]
Lol, I'm not black, just tan


Unless I am really adopted.
#2 - **codyxvasco rolls 442** I read the title as "Porn … 09/15/2012 on PORN PARANOIA -3
#2 - Picture 09/15/2012 on Friend Zoned 0
#12 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 09/15/2012 on Morbid for Niggers 0
#17 - zaw Comment deleted by codyxvasco
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#18 - codyxvasco Comment deleted by codyxvasco
#19 - zaw Comment deleted by codyxvasco
#45 - Thanks, I'm guilty of being more familiar with the films. … 09/15/2012 on Expectations +1
#13261 - Thank you! 09/15/2012 on Reaction Images - reaction... 0
#50 - I am aren't I! 09/15/2012 on must not let her breed -3
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#478 - codyxvasco (04/23/2014) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled image**
User avatar #477 - dildoes (11/08/2013) [-]
babe i love u
btw ad my steam
search up "mariothelegn" then add bee.
User avatar #475 - dildoes (07/16/2013) [-]
why dont you love me anymore?
;_;
you never even come on
User avatar #476 to #475 - codyxvasco (09/02/2013) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #448 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
hello lovely.
User avatar #469 to #448 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Mason?
User avatar #470 to #469 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Yeah.
I wonder if you'll ever realize without me telling you.
You really are slow.
User avatar #471 to #470 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Slow as a turtle!
User avatar #472 to #471 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Turtles are faster.
User avatar #473 to #472 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
So how's life?
User avatar #474 to #473 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
live
you?
User avatar #475 to #474 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Borring.
User avatar #449 to #448 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Hello?
User avatar #450 to #449 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
why the question mark?
User avatar #451 to #450 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
WHO ARE YOU!!?!?
User avatar #452 to #451 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Well, I'm certainly not levchenko.
User avatar #453 to #452 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Hi levchenko
User avatar #454 to #453 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But...
My name says that I'm not!
User avatar #455 to #454 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
It's unconvincing
User avatar #456 to #455 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Too bad. I'm still not levchenko
User avatar #457 to #456 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Alrighty then.
User avatar #458 to #457 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Anyway, I came to this smelly cave to speak to the one that they call codyxvasco
Where is he?
User avatar #459 to #458 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
It is I you seek, Now I pray you'll get on with what it is you request before I grow impacient. Welp.
User avatar #460 to #459 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I forgot what I was going to say.
I'm certain it was important though.
User avatar #461 to #460 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Stick around until you remember, I'll be here, being more important than you.
User avatar #462 to #461 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I'm certainly more important than you!
At least I'm not a feg.
User avatar #463 to #462 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
At least I don't know what a feg is.
User avatar #464 to #463 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
It's like fag, only spelled wrong.
User avatar #465 to #464 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh....mmmk.
User avatar #466 to #465 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But you're a lovely fag.
<3
User avatar #467 to #466 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Yay!!
User avatar #468 to #467 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh, and by the way,

It's me.
User avatar #405 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
WHY DON'T YOU LOVED ME ANYMORE
User avatar #406 to #405 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
I do. Why don't we talk? Let's talk.
User avatar #445 to #406 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
has anyone ever told you that you have lovely eyes?
User avatar #447 to #446 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
I prefer M, it's a very nice letter.
User avatar #427 to #406 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but still, i don't think you should be looking at me for a masculine friend.
User avatar #428 to #427 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Aren't you male? Good enough fur me.
User avatar #429 to #428 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
well, yes.
but i'm a faggot.
User avatar #430 to #429 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Aw, is you a homosex?
User avatar #431 to #430 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
yes.
do you not remember me?
because of actual memories with actual friends?
User avatar #432 to #431 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
I have a bunch of people I haven't talked to in a while and I forget peoples sexualities. Sorry, lol.
User avatar #433 to #432 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
don't be sorry.
forget me entirely then live a full life with real friends.
User avatar #434 to #433 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Nah, I need my internet buds.
User avatar #435 to #434 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
no you don't.
FORGET MEEE
User avatar #436 to #435 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAAR!!!!


*aggressively hugs*
User avatar #437 to #436 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
g'bye
<3
User avatar #438 to #437 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NOOESSS!!
User avatar #439 to #438 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
have sweet dreams of large women.
User avatar #440 to #439 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NOO!!!

CUM BACH!!!
User avatar #441 to #440 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
johann sebastian bach?
User avatar #442 to #441 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
....idk
User avatar #443 to #442 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
OKILOVEYOUBYE
User avatar #444 to #443 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAR LEAVE!!!

User avatar #407 to #406 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
ok.
so, what's new?
User avatar #408 to #407 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
Not much, video games and masturbation. Same as usual.
User avatar #409 to #408 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
i love talking with you because of all the self esteem boost that comes from it.
i've been climbing mountains, and mastering pogosticking even more.
User avatar #410 to #409 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
Well i've been doing gymnastics and shooting bottles, I've also added to my knife and sword collection.

I just don't feel like talking about anything productive I've done.
User avatar #411 to #410 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
shooting bottles as in?...
User avatar #412 to #411 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Shattering them to pieces with tiny balls of copper.
User avatar #413 to #412 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
I prefer a bow and arrow to bb guns.
it seems so much more... elegant.
User avatar #414 to #413 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
My friend was shooting my crossbow but it's as inaccurate as balls.
User avatar #415 to #414 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
probably because he was shit at maintaining it, or he just sucks.
User avatar #416 to #415 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
It's salvaged from my basement with awful sights and a string that;s past it's prime.


And he's a she.
User avatar #417 to #416 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
since when do you have friends?!
User avatar #418 to #417 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
I GOTS FRIENDS!
User avatar #419 to #418 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
congrats.
User avatar #420 to #419 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
They're all awesome 'n shit.
User avatar #421 to #420 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
i guess you don't need me anymore.
*slowly fades away*
User avatar #422 to #421 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
OH YES I DO!

*summons you back*
User avatar #423 to #422 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you've learned the magic of friendship made friends! why would you need me? that's what i was sent here to help you with.
User avatar #426 to #423 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Well I'm usually tired and worn out when I get home and talk to people like you but I'm like, a little insane in real life during the day.
User avatar #424 to #423 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Because I could always use guy friends. I think I've been around Kayla so much I'm becoming feminine.
User avatar #425 to #424 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you were already feminine
But I'm probably even more feminine than her.
but you're boring as balls.
User avatar #391 - dildoes (04/23/2013) [-]
do you still love me?
User avatar #392 to #391 - codyxvasco (04/23/2013) [-]
I dunno.
User avatar #393 to #392 - dildoes (04/24/2013) [-]
</3
#390 - codyxvasco (04/20/2013) [-]
Do you want this?
#388 - codyxvasco (04/18/2013) [-]
Sparkyoneonetwo   
   
   
Still want to be fucked by these?
Sparkyoneonetwo


Still want to be fucked by these?
User avatar #389 to #388 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/18/2013) [-]
why not??
#387 - codyxvasco (04/16/2013) [-]
Cody, check this shit out!
Cody, check this shit out!
User avatar #382 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!

........____________________, ,
....../ `---___________----_____] = = = = = D
...../==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//

WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
User avatar #383 to #382 - codyxvasco (04/07/2013) [-]
Nigga fo reel?!
User avatar #384 to #383 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
obviously
<3
User avatar #378 - codyxvasco (03/30/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled user kisushima ** wanna talk?
User avatar #380 to #379 - codyxvasco (03/30/2013) [-]
Aww, You're adowableeee!
#381 to #380 - kisushima (03/30/2013) [-]
I know.. ¬¬
I know.. ¬¬
User avatar #377 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled user darlingdo **
#376 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled a random comment #55018 posted by thatnigger at Slice of Life thread 3 ** :
Monogatari will sell no matter what. It's pretty good though, don't mind the fanserves too much.

I'm more into white girls though. My sister would be black and so I wouldn't really want her or see her like that. If I had an adopted white sister though, fuck that would be pretty awesome if you know what I mean.

Down at some construction site. "Damn I would drill that ass all night". And so It began.

Black Heart gets lonely so you want her? But you already like Black sister? And sister already with some other guy? Kill the guy and get both, problem solved.

I've downloaded it. I'll play it some other time. I'm way to busy for that.

Also how your days been? I've downloaded some more series to watch for the summer. Got so much, summer ganna be fun.
User avatar #375 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolls 8**
#372 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled a random image posted in comment #3302514 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE **
User avatar #370 - mandatorytrolling (03/19/2013) [-]
Well damn. Thought I was in the art board... and I replied to the wrong person. Anyway Thank you for Reminding me of a few Photoshop things! I have forgoten too much of it.
User avatar #367 - SACAPUNTAS (03/17/2013) [-]
WELL THEN TRY INFORMING ME THEN. What do you like to do????
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User avatar #368 to #367 - codyxvasco (03/17/2013) [-]
I like gymnastics, playing games, cuddling, masturbating, listening to my friends music, and drawing. And a bunch of other stuff I believe.
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