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codyxvasco

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Youtube Channel: codyxvasco592
Steam Profile: codyxvasco
Consoles Owned: Ps3, Wii, PC
Video Games Played: TF2, Cod zombies, Knock Knock
PSN: C-virus3490
Interests: CoD Zombies, Small craft projects, pets, swagbucks, sleep, Doctor who, Torchwood,
Date Signed Up:3/28/2011
Last Login:3/14/2015
Location:Lakeville Massachusettes
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#4615
Highest Content Rank:#1248
Highest Comment Rank:#44
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Subscribers:9
Content Views:442195
Times Content Favorited:710 times
Total Comments Made:12098
FJ Points:19544
Favorite Tags: friend (10) | my (10) | and want (9) | Anyone (9) | best (9) | does (9) | in (9) | Live (9) | ma (9) | Seriously (9) | to be (9) | be (6) | Just (5) | white (5) | Cars (2) | COD (2) | crashes (2) | Doctor Who (2) | GIF (2) | hates (2)
I want things, and also stuff.

latest user's comments

#4 - I don't like Chloe Webber's actress, I know she was the host o… 09/24/2012 on beautiful 0
#2 - Speling...like a boss.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2012 on Break Dance -31
User avatar #3 - Kibaxyru (09/24/2012) [-]
The definition of irony right there.
#24 - rockduhhouse (09/24/2012) [-]
I might be wrong, but I think him misspelling it was a part of the joke...
#31 - My dad randomly comes in the bathroom no matter what i'm doing…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2012 on scumbag parents 0
User avatar #32 - domogle (09/24/2012) [-]
one time just start doing it in front of the door (as if it were your audience) then if you hear the handle turning just close your eyes and imagine Alexis Texas walking through that door, finish, they'll never bother you again. (probably because they'd kill you)
User avatar #33 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
Nope, a whole thread trying to help me and not a single helpful answer.

Thanks for trying though.
#8 - You win. I give you a plus one. 09/24/2012 on So much win! +2
#3 - Best omegle chat sex ever: "Wanna role play ;)" …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/24/2012 on Things just happen +313
#137 - lovesanime (09/24/2012) [-]
User avatar #136 - swordman (09/24/2012) [-]
you still didnt tell me any details
#17 - whysodamnserious has deleted their comment.
#3 - Stimulation.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/24/2012 on Hmm.. 0
User avatar #4 - KayRed (09/24/2012) [-]
Every single goddamn post, you're an hour ahead of me.
User avatar #5 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
HUEHUEHUEHEUEHEHEA



sorry, I'll get off now, I've gotten enough funny comments made.
User avatar #6 - KayRed (09/24/2012) [-]
making a comment level run?
User avatar #7 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
No, I only do it to talk to people.
User avatar #8 - KayRed (09/24/2012) [-]
Ah, ok.
#6 - I'm not butthurt, I'm too busy laughing that this post again. 09/24/2012 on So much win! +3
#4 - Picture 09/24/2012 on So much win! -1
#3 - this was posted a long time ago, why are you butthurt this gem… 09/24/2012 on So much win! +3
#4 - Because I'm sick of your face always turning me on, I wish you… 09/23/2012 on Another sexless night -1
#5 - Joshy, a man who can enjoy a low rate movie and enjoy jokes th… 09/23/2012 on are you fucking kidding me 0
#3 - **codyxvasco rolled a random image posted in comment #261 a… 09/23/2012 on I could have died 0
#6 - Wait do we hate him again? 09/23/2012 on the betrayal 0
#2 - I don't know what this is, But I need it.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2012 on Forever Glowstone 0
User avatar #3 - ZombieLlama (09/24/2012) [-]
Sony Ericsson Xperia Play (I has dis phone)
#3 - **codyxvasco rolled a random comment #46496 posted by timm… 09/23/2012 on You Just Served Yourself 0
#6 - **codyxvasco rolled user shesaidshewaslegol ** Never b…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/23/2012 on le title 0
User avatar #18 - huszti (09/24/2012) [-]
**huszti rolled user lip ** yeah and some of fj's "oc" is stolen from 9gag (or sometimes maybe uploaded by the same person), which means that some fj'er are on 9gag as well.

the user i rolled is one of them.
User avatar #124 - lip (09/24/2012) [-]
I've been on 9gag before.
User avatar #102 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled user katypower **

IDGAF if something is a repost in all honestly, I just like sharing funny internet pictures.
#126 - katypower (09/24/2012) [-]
User avatar #127 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
....context...I need some...
#8 - "I was defending myself, she posed a threat"  [+] (3 new replies) 09/23/2012 on Police in Denmark 0
#15 - mrgreatnames has deleted their comment.
#18 - notafunnyguy (09/24/2012) [-]
equal rights
#14 - adamks (09/24/2012) [-]
That bitch deserved it, she didn't have to be a cunt.
#7 - Thanks. 09/23/2012 on bohoho +1
#5 - I was joking, I genuinely don't know what it's called but I do…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2012 on bohoho +3
#6 - Thevaultboy (09/23/2012) [-]
I believe it's called a bow.
User avatar #7 - codyxvasco (09/23/2012) [-]
Thanks.
#5 - This is hilarious. 09/23/2012 on quack quack 0
#3 - Popular kid comes to school with a half shaved head and dyed i…  [+] (21 new replies) 09/23/2012 on The Sad Truth -3
#37 - sexypotato (09/24/2012) [-]
Why would you wear a tail to school
User avatar #43 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
What the fuck am I saying,'

I wear a fucking TAIL.

I deserve it.
User avatar #25 - marceau (09/24/2012) [-]
My school, Saves head bald: a teacher takes a picture of myself in BDU's with a fatigue shirt in-front of an American flag.

Fast Forward one year. Wear a tail to school, most everyone wants one. One of the few that doesn't breaks it, I get pissed, they are shunned for months.

What backwards place do I live in? This is a redneck town even!
#14 - UnforgivenSins (09/24/2012) [-]
Hahahaha dude you wear a fuckin' tail to school!
User avatar #15 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
I know this next statement sounds outrageous, but my tail is kind of suttle.

His hair, is like.....everywhere!
#11 - zackmorris (09/24/2012) [-]
You wear a Hot Topic tail to school and expect not to be persecuted.
Have you ever considered that people don't like you because you are a freak?
User avatar #12 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
...Most people do like me, it's just the annoying popular kids that say that.

I supposed I shouldn't have said Everyone's reaction.

How can you teach English if you're scottish?
#46 - rovor (09/24/2012) [-]
because scottish people speak english?
User avatar #55 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
That gif was from a skit, was joking around with the scottish thing because in the skit catherine tate asks him that question.

#56 - rovor (09/27/2012) [-]
oh right sorry, didn't realise
User avatar #57 - codyxvasco (09/28/2012) [-]
don't be sorry.

I ain't bovvered.
#58 - rovor (09/28/2012) [-]
from comment #17
#17 - zackmorris (09/24/2012) [-]
k.
User avatar #4 - McBalls (09/24/2012) [-]
You wore a tail to school?
User avatar #5 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
Wear*
User avatar #6 - McBalls (09/24/2012) [-]
...Why?
User avatar #7 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
Because I can, I guess.
I had extra store credit at Hot Topic, figured why the hell not.
User avatar #8 - McBalls (09/24/2012) [-]
Tell those kids to fuck off.
User avatar #10 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
I try, they ignore everything I say, one of them is my gym teacher.
User avatar #41 - errydayimshufflin (09/24/2012) [-]
...well you wore a tail to gym. The fuck are you thinking? I'm sorry, I've read all your comments, and here's what I think is happening.

Dude dyed his hair, and he's a cool guy, so people thought it was cool that he did something cool. You wore a tail and expect acceptance. You cannot honestly find dying your hair and wearing a tail as something similar...
#9 - McBalls has deleted their comment.
#164 - Wii sports........ they don't have genitals so there is ver… 09/23/2012 on Alone in the Dark 0
#13 - Actually, if they have two hearts, wouldn't they use up oxygen…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/23/2012 on oh dotor 0
#20 - anonymous (09/24/2012) [-]
he's not human
User avatar #14 - gildemoono (09/24/2012) [-]
Not precisely. The hearts would make it twice as efficient, delivering blood quicker, but not affecting the rate of which it is depleted, causing two relatively low heartrates.
User avatar #15 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
Actually they both are at the speed of a regular heartbeat. Prove me wrong. so I can use my proof.
User avatar #16 - gildemoono (09/24/2012) [-]
>"you're wrong"
>wont provide evidence until I grovel

just fucking give me your proof, i dont claim to know everything, geez.
User avatar #17 - codyxvasco (09/24/2012) [-]
sorry, I'm tired.

The masters drum beat.
User avatar #23 - aldheim (09/24/2012) [-]
The Master's drum beat was implanted in his head by the Timelord council people.
And Timelords have a respiratory bypass system.
#27 - That won't work I know it, my sister once walked in on my Play… 09/23/2012 on scumbag parents 0
#174 - I don't know, I have a **** ton of homework and gymnast…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2012 on Epic Roll 0
User avatar #177 - lastofthedovakhiin (09/23/2012) [-]
I know that feel bro. Fapping takes up 10% of my day on weekends.

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Comments(466):

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#482 - codyxvasco (01/19/2015) [-]
**codyxvasco used "*roll picture*"**
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**** yes it does
User avatar #481 - tries (01/19/2015) [-]
hi ;)
#484 to #483 - tries (01/19/2015) [-]
YOU SHOULD TRIES AS HARD AS YOU CAN WHEN DONG THINGS
#485 to #484 - codyxvasco (01/19/2015) [-]
**codyxvasco used "*roll picture*"**
**codyxvasco rolled image**

hanks
User avatar #479 - nought (11/25/2014) [-]
Hello cody
#478 - codyxvasco (04/23/2014) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled image**
User avatar #477 - dildoes (11/08/2013) [-]
babe i love u
btw ad my steam
search up "mariothelegn" then add bee.
User avatar #475 - dildoes (07/16/2013) [-]
why dont you love me anymore?
;_;
you never even come on
User avatar #476 to #475 - codyxvasco (09/02/2013) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #448 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
hello lovely.
User avatar #469 to #448 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Mason?
User avatar #470 to #469 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Yeah.
I wonder if you'll ever realize without me telling you.
You really are slow.
User avatar #471 to #470 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Slow as a turtle!
User avatar #472 to #471 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Turtles are faster.
User avatar #473 to #472 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
So how's life?
User avatar #474 to #473 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
live
you?
User avatar #475 to #474 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Borring.
User avatar #449 to #448 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Hello?
User avatar #450 to #449 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
why the question mark?
User avatar #451 to #450 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
WHO ARE YOU!!?!?
User avatar #452 to #451 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Well, I'm certainly not levchenko.
User avatar #453 to #452 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Hi levchenko
User avatar #454 to #453 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But...
My name says that I'm not!
User avatar #455 to #454 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
It's unconvincing
User avatar #456 to #455 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Too bad. I'm still not levchenko
User avatar #457 to #456 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Alrighty then.
User avatar #458 to #457 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Anyway, I came to this smelly cave to speak to the one that they call codyxvasco
Where is he?
User avatar #459 to #458 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
It is I you seek, Now I pray you'll get on with what it is you request before I grow impacient. Welp.
User avatar #460 to #459 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I forgot what I was going to say.
I'm certain it was important though.
User avatar #461 to #460 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Stick around until you remember, I'll be here, being more important than you.
User avatar #462 to #461 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I'm certainly more important than you!
At least I'm not a feg.
User avatar #463 to #462 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
At least I don't know what a feg is.
User avatar #464 to #463 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
It's like fag, only spelled wrong.
User avatar #465 to #464 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh....mmmk.
User avatar #466 to #465 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But you're a lovely fag.
<3
User avatar #467 to #466 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Yay!!
User avatar #468 to #467 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh, and by the way,

It's me.
User avatar #405 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
WHY DON'T YOU LOVED ME ANYMORE
User avatar #406 to #405 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
I do. Why don't we talk? Let's talk.
User avatar #445 to #406 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
has anyone ever told you that you have lovely eyes?
User avatar #447 to #446 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
I prefer M, it's a very nice letter.
User avatar #427 to #406 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but still, i don't think you should be looking at me for a masculine friend.
User avatar #428 to #427 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Aren't you male? Good enough fur me.
User avatar #429 to #428 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
well, yes.
but i'm a faggot.
User avatar #430 to #429 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Aw, is you a homosex?
User avatar #431 to #430 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
yes.
do you not remember me?
because of actual memories with actual friends?
User avatar #432 to #431 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
I have a bunch of people I haven't talked to in a while and I forget peoples sexualities. Sorry, lol.
User avatar #433 to #432 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
don't be sorry.
forget me entirely then live a full life with real friends.
User avatar #434 to #433 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Nah, I need my internet buds.
User avatar #435 to #434 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
no you don't.
FORGET MEEE
User avatar #436 to #435 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAAR!!!!


*aggressively hugs*
User avatar #437 to #436 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
g'bye
<3
User avatar #438 to #437 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NOOESSS!!
User avatar #439 to #438 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
have sweet dreams of large women.
User avatar #440 to #439 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NOO!!!

CUM BACH!!!
User avatar #441 to #440 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
johann sebastian bach?
User avatar #442 to #441 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
....idk
User avatar #443 to #442 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
OKILOVEYOUBYE
User avatar #444 to #443 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAR LEAVE!!!

User avatar #407 to #406 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
ok.
so, what's new?
User avatar #408 to #407 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
Not much, video games and masturbation. Same as usual.
User avatar #409 to #408 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
i love talking with you because of all the self esteem boost that comes from it.
i've been climbing mountains, and mastering pogosticking even more.
User avatar #410 to #409 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
Well i've been doing gymnastics and shooting bottles, I've also added to my knife and sword collection.

I just don't feel like talking about anything productive I've done.
User avatar #411 to #410 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
shooting bottles as in?...
User avatar #412 to #411 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Shattering them to pieces with tiny balls of copper.
User avatar #413 to #412 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
I prefer a bow and arrow to bb guns.
it seems so much more... elegant.
User avatar #414 to #413 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
My friend was shooting my crossbow but it's as inaccurate as balls.
User avatar #415 to #414 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
probably because he was **** at maintaining it, or he just sucks.
User avatar #416 to #415 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
It's salvaged from my basement with awful sights and a string that;s past it's prime.


And he's a she.
User avatar #417 to #416 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
since when do you have friends?!
User avatar #418 to #417 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
I GOTS FRIENDS!
User avatar #419 to #418 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
congrats.
User avatar #420 to #419 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
They're all awesome 'n **** .
User avatar #421 to #420 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
i guess you don't need me anymore.
*slowly fades away*
User avatar #422 to #421 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
OH YES I DO!

*summons you back*
User avatar #423 to #422 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you've learned the magic of friendship made friends! why would you need me? that's what i was sent here to help you with.
User avatar #426 to #423 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Well I'm usually tired and worn out when I get home and talk to people like you but I'm like, a little insane in real life during the day.
User avatar #424 to #423 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Because I could always use guy friends. I think I've been around Kayla so much I'm becoming feminine.
User avatar #425 to #424 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you were already feminine
But I'm probably even more feminine than her.
but you're boring as balls.
User avatar #391 - dildoes (04/23/2013) [-]
do you still love me?
User avatar #392 to #391 - codyxvasco (04/23/2013) [-]
I dunno.
User avatar #393 to #392 - dildoes (04/24/2013) [-]
</3
#390 - codyxvasco (04/20/2013) [-]
Do you want this?
#388 - codyxvasco (04/18/2013) [-]
Sparkyoneonetwo   
   
   
Still want to be 			******		 by these?
Sparkyoneonetwo


Still want to be ****** by these?
User avatar #389 to #388 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/18/2013) [-]
why not??
#387 - codyxvasco (04/16/2013) [-]
Cody, check this 			****		 out!
Cody, check this **** out!
User avatar #382 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!

........____________________, ,
....../ `---___________----_____] = = = = = D
...../==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//

WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
User avatar #383 to #382 - codyxvasco (04/07/2013) [-]
***** fo reel?!
User avatar #384 to #383 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
obviously
<3
User avatar #378 - codyxvasco (03/30/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled user kisushima ** wanna talk?
User avatar #380 to #379 - codyxvasco (03/30/2013) [-]
Aww, You're adowableeee!
#381 to #380 - kisushima (03/30/2013) [-]
I know.. ¬¬
I know.. ¬¬
User avatar #377 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled user darlingdo **
#376 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled a random comment #55018 posted by thatnigger at Slice of Life thread 3 ** :
Monogatari will sell no matter what. It's pretty good though, don't mind the fanserves too much.

I'm more into white girls though. My sister would be black and so I wouldn't really want her or see her like that. If I had an adopted white sister though, **** that would be pretty awesome if you know what I mean.

Down at some construction site. "Damn I would drill that ass all night". And so It began.

Black Heart gets lonely so you want her? But you already like Black sister? And sister already with some other guy? Kill the guy and get both, problem solved.

I've downloaded it. I'll play it some other time. I'm way to busy for that.

Also how your days been? I've downloaded some more series to watch for the summer. Got so much, summer ganna be fun.
User avatar #375 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolls 8**
#372 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled a random image posted in comment #3302514 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE **
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