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Consoles Owned: Ps3, Wii, PC
Video Games Played: TF2, Cod zombies, Knock Knock
PSN: C-virus3490
Interests: CoD Zombies, Small craft projects, pets, swagbucks, sleep, Doctor who, Torchwood,
Date Signed Up:3/28/2011
Last Login:9/22/2014
Location:Lakeville Massachusettes
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#868 - Cloud/Kirito/Venisaur. I don't know Cloud or Kirito. 10/09/2012 on Zombie Game 0
#87 - This place had more Helicopters and Tanks than any other location. 10/09/2012 on be black +1
#7 - When you put it that way, I'm sorry. I just meant the… 10/09/2012 on How to Dance to skrillex +1
#20 - Honestly, there is now other way to describe how they act othe… 10/09/2012 on He might have a point 0
#17 - Squidward used to be an antagonist because he was pessimistic …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/09/2012 on He might have a point +4
User avatar #19 - ivoryhammer (10/09/2012) [-]
I don't like how they made Spongebob and Patrick, Spongebob used to be pretty smart, but a child at heart, and Patrick wasn't very bright, but he was a dedicated friend. Now Spongebob and Patrick are both full retard and annoying.
User avatar #20 - codyxvasco (10/09/2012) [-]
Honestly, there is now other way to describe how they act other than that and
#9 - slowclap.gif.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/09/2012 on Hamlet -4
#16 - 4chan refugee (10/10/2012) [-]
purple lines are good =)
#2 - Isn't 99% of Sesame Streets funding still coming from Andrew Carnegie? 10/09/2012 on Scumbag Mitt Romney 0
#1 - I hate when questions are like: The farmer raised 19 cow in Ge…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/09/2012 on Smart professor +15
#40 - hauntzor (10/10/2012) [-]
9.1 cows
#3 - xmegustax (10/09/2012) [-]
User avatar #41 - daentraya (10/10/2012) [-]
I felt like that yesterday, when the problems on a test got dahm difficult to the point where i gave up.
The numbers the numbers,
o what do they mean.
Suddenly nothing makes sense it would seem.
Lost in the numbers and terms strange,
all of which i try to arrange
in a way that i hope is right,
but my thoughts are taking flight.
Drifting off as i try to rhyme,
while I'm running out of time.
Holy fuck am i lost
User avatar #4 - akinto (10/10/2012) [-]
That reminds me of Bart vs The Space Mutants because you had to dye all purple things and hide all the hats.

Sorry for that interjection XD
#2 - Justin Beiber isn't gay , he has a girlfriend. He's just seen… 10/09/2012 on aligaythor 0
#3 - **codyxvasco rolls 682** Trips and all people that …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/09/2012 on Well -1
#4 - ibaiapellaniz (10/09/2012) [-]
**ibaiapellaniz rolls 405** You see what you made me do!
#3 - Comment deleted 10/09/2012 on Pilot troll +1
#2 - Comment deleted 10/09/2012 on Pilot troll 0
#2 - My mother's been dragging me to church every sunday from 7:00 …  [+] (9 new replies) 10/09/2012 on A good person. +21
User avatar #461 - spysappinmysasha (10/10/2012) [-]
Question, do you actually care about what you are supposed to be hearing? If not than do not attend. But if the Priest is notoriously biased than do not listen and or leave. But if the Priest is good and reads from the Bible, than listen. That is, if you actually care.
User avatar #14 - mcstorms (10/09/2012) [-]
Story time
>Be me
>10 years old
>Taken to church Easter Sunday
>Father throws holy water at everyone
>Shriek like a mother fucking chimpanzee
> Yell "It burns!"
> The peoples faces were priceless
>Mom about to do a sin by murdering me
>Banned from church
>Never taken to church by mom again
>Victory
User avatar #12 - jamesisawesome (10/09/2012) [-]
Hide a small smoke machine up your sleeve, then when you touch a bible, turn it on, scream in pain, talk in touges, and run out.
#8 - xzar (10/09/2012) [-]
<- Try that?
#22 - Cal (10/09/2012) [-]
Mashallah Brother!
#430 - chosencausefuckyou has deleted their comment.
#7 - timmyrustler (10/09/2012) [-]
Masturbate.
User avatar #5 - sirformidio (10/09/2012) [-]
Pretend to listen.
Actually, bring something else to do. I used to bring books. My favourite ones were Harry Potter, because the priest thought they went against God's Ideals.
User avatar #3 - buttlord (10/09/2012) [-]
fake a seizure
#4 - Comment deleted 10/09/2012 on Oh. My. God. 0
#1 - Why post a live broadcast? 10/09/2012 on it took a while 0
#1 - Nightmare before Vagina. Hocus Vagina Night of the liv… 10/09/2012 on 4chan.. 0
#1 - Well the setting isn't exactly the kind of place where you'd s… 10/09/2012 on Great crowd +1
#4 - He's just like "hmmm.....that's not how physics works" 10/09/2012 on How i play golf +2
#2 - Comment deleted 10/09/2012 on How in the hell..... 0
#5 - Comment deleted 10/09/2012 on not the best but it's new 0
#3 - I usually spin that tab around so popping it up just makes a t… 10/09/2012 on Where? 0
#4 - Basically sums up the first week of any art course. 10/09/2012 on The art teacher -1
#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 10/09/2012 on not the best but it's new 0
#4 - iwillforget Comment deleted by codyxvasco
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#7 - eh, I have to focus really hard to like Matt Smith. I personal…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/09/2012 on Hamlet -1
#8 - junkk (10/09/2012) [-]
Hey, it's me again :) and I agree, loved 9 and the start of 10 because they weren't child-like and dumbing things down (Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey) is a perfect example, just say time travel or something.
When I saw Matts first episode I thought that it could work because he had some of Ecclestons 'sarcastic' humour but that shortly evolved into BOW TIES, FEZZES ARE COOL!!! which to me shows that they aren't appealing to the older generation anymore.
I liked to see 9 and 10's adventures as a way to explore time and space in a normal, logical fashion just to show off to useless companions and then later have a slow invasion, spree of murders or something to inspire the horror the show had once created, now I feel that he HAS to go to these places to solve everything. (when the 'TARDIS' told the doctor that she takes him where he needs to be made me rage inside).
to me this isn't doctor who anymore, your point has helped me spread this to others and show that the older audience recognize these shitty changes, it is almost painful for me to watch doctor who anymore because it might as well be on cbeebies.

Thanks for reading, sorry if TL'DR
#34 - snowshark (10/10/2012) [-]
Whilst I respect your opinion, I do not share it and here is why.

I know a lot of people who have had a lot of trauma in their life and truth is that more often than not the people that are the happiest are that way because the alternative is far too painful. Whilst Smith is very jolly and jaunty a lot of the time, I look at him as the Doctor and it all feels a tad forced. Not in the bad way though. It feels like he does it because he needs to more than because he wants to.

It is those moments when that mask comes down that shows the true nature of Smith's Doctor. Moreso than any of the new doctors Smith has been faced time and time again with moral dilemmas and I think the best episode for all of this to be seen is "The Doctor's Wife"

He has some of his best moments in that episode from talking with Idris to the moment when he realises that the companionship and/or redemption he was seeking was all a lie and House cut up their bodies and used them to sustain his instruments of sick pleasures. It is there that you really see that he is not as good or as innocent a man as he looks and he is holding back with all he can.

He is 'just' as serious as Eccleston and Tennant but it is not on the surface. He is a more layered character and his more childish antics serve only to increase the element of mystery about him and just what happened between the end of old who on Doctor 7 and the beginning of New Who on Doctor 9.

As for the "Needed to go" thing. I don't think it is like that at all. There are certain places that the doctor goes and calamity just follows him beforehand (I.e. it swarms around him prior to his arrival... ¬¬ I'm no good with metaphors.)

Again, I respect your views but I figure the lest I can do is attempt to make you find some enjoyment in the episodes rather than them being "Painful". ^
^
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#36 - snowshark (10/10/2012) [-]
I've been watching Who for a while now and the TARDIS has been alive for quite some time. This is the first time that the TARDIS has actually conversed with the Doctor though.
User avatar #9 - codyxvasco (10/09/2012) [-]
slowclap.gif.
#16 - 4chan refugee (10/10/2012) [-]
purple lines are good =)
#4 - Reminds me of that post on 4chan of reasons why you should … 10/09/2012 on swim with the dolphins +1
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#478 - codyxvasco (04/23/2014) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled image**
User avatar #477 - dildoes (11/08/2013) [-]
babe i love u
btw ad my steam
search up "mariothelegn" then add bee.
User avatar #475 - dildoes (07/16/2013) [-]
why dont you love me anymore?
;_;
you never even come on
User avatar #476 to #475 - codyxvasco (09/02/2013) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #448 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
hello lovely.
User avatar #469 to #448 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Mason?
User avatar #470 to #469 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Yeah.
I wonder if you'll ever realize without me telling you.
You really are slow.
User avatar #471 to #470 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Slow as a turtle!
User avatar #472 to #471 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Turtles are faster.
User avatar #473 to #472 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
So how's life?
User avatar #474 to #473 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
live
you?
User avatar #475 to #474 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Borring.
User avatar #449 to #448 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Hello?
User avatar #450 to #449 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
why the question mark?
User avatar #451 to #450 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
WHO ARE YOU!!?!?
User avatar #452 to #451 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Well, I'm certainly not levchenko.
User avatar #453 to #452 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Hi levchenko
User avatar #454 to #453 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But...
My name says that I'm not!
User avatar #455 to #454 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
It's unconvincing
User avatar #456 to #455 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Too bad. I'm still not levchenko
User avatar #457 to #456 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Alrighty then.
User avatar #458 to #457 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Anyway, I came to this smelly cave to speak to the one that they call codyxvasco
Where is he?
User avatar #459 to #458 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
It is I you seek, Now I pray you'll get on with what it is you request before I grow impacient. Welp.
User avatar #460 to #459 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I forgot what I was going to say.
I'm certain it was important though.
User avatar #461 to #460 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Stick around until you remember, I'll be here, being more important than you.
User avatar #462 to #461 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I'm certainly more important than you!
At least I'm not a feg.
User avatar #463 to #462 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
At least I don't know what a feg is.
User avatar #464 to #463 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
It's like fag, only spelled wrong.
User avatar #465 to #464 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh....mmmk.
User avatar #466 to #465 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But you're a lovely fag.
<3
User avatar #467 to #466 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Yay!!
User avatar #468 to #467 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh, and by the way,

It's me.
User avatar #405 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
WHY DON'T YOU LOVED ME ANYMORE
User avatar #406 to #405 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
I do. Why don't we talk? Let's talk.
User avatar #445 to #406 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
has anyone ever told you that you have lovely eyes?
User avatar #447 to #446 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
I prefer M, it's a very nice letter.
User avatar #427 to #406 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but still, i don't think you should be looking at me for a masculine friend.
User avatar #428 to #427 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Aren't you male? Good enough fur me.
User avatar #429 to #428 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
well, yes.
but i'm a faggot.
User avatar #430 to #429 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Aw, is you a homosex?
User avatar #431 to #430 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
yes.
do you not remember me?
because of actual memories with actual friends?
User avatar #432 to #431 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
I have a bunch of people I haven't talked to in a while and I forget peoples sexualities. Sorry, lol.
User avatar #433 to #432 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
don't be sorry.
forget me entirely then live a full life with real friends.
User avatar #434 to #433 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Nah, I need my internet buds.
User avatar #435 to #434 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
no you don't.
FORGET MEEE
User avatar #436 to #435 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAAR!!!!


*aggressively hugs*
User avatar #437 to #436 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
g'bye
<3
User avatar #438 to #437 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NOOESSS!!
User avatar #439 to #438 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
have sweet dreams of large women.
User avatar #440 to #439 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NOO!!!

CUM BACH!!!
User avatar #441 to #440 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
johann sebastian bach?
User avatar #442 to #441 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
....idk
User avatar #443 to #442 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
OKILOVEYOUBYE
User avatar #444 to #443 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAR LEAVE!!!

User avatar #407 to #406 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
ok.
so, what's new?
User avatar #408 to #407 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
Not much, video games and masturbation. Same as usual.
User avatar #409 to #408 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
i love talking with you because of all the self esteem boost that comes from it.
i've been climbing mountains, and mastering pogosticking even more.
User avatar #410 to #409 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
Well i've been doing gymnastics and shooting bottles, I've also added to my knife and sword collection.

I just don't feel like talking about anything productive I've done.
User avatar #411 to #410 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
shooting bottles as in?...
User avatar #412 to #411 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Shattering them to pieces with tiny balls of copper.
User avatar #413 to #412 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
I prefer a bow and arrow to bb guns.
it seems so much more... elegant.
User avatar #414 to #413 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
My friend was shooting my crossbow but it's as inaccurate as balls.
User avatar #415 to #414 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
probably because he was **** at maintaining it, or he just sucks.
User avatar #416 to #415 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
It's salvaged from my basement with awful sights and a string that;s past it's prime.


And he's a she.
User avatar #417 to #416 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
since when do you have friends?!
User avatar #418 to #417 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
I GOTS FRIENDS!
User avatar #419 to #418 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
congrats.
User avatar #420 to #419 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
They're all awesome 'n **** .
User avatar #421 to #420 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
i guess you don't need me anymore.
*slowly fades away*
User avatar #422 to #421 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
OH YES I DO!

*summons you back*
User avatar #423 to #422 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you've learned the magic of friendship made friends! why would you need me? that's what i was sent here to help you with.
User avatar #426 to #423 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Well I'm usually tired and worn out when I get home and talk to people like you but I'm like, a little insane in real life during the day.
User avatar #424 to #423 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Because I could always use guy friends. I think I've been around Kayla so much I'm becoming feminine.
User avatar #425 to #424 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you were already feminine
But I'm probably even more feminine than her.
but you're boring as balls.
User avatar #391 - dildoes (04/23/2013) [-]
do you still love me?
User avatar #392 to #391 - codyxvasco (04/23/2013) [-]
I dunno.
User avatar #393 to #392 - dildoes (04/24/2013) [-]
</3
#390 - codyxvasco (04/20/2013) [-]
Do you want this?
#388 - codyxvasco (04/18/2013) [-]
Sparkyoneonetwo   
   
   
Still want to be 						******					 by these?
Sparkyoneonetwo


Still want to be ****** by these?
User avatar #389 to #388 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/18/2013) [-]
why not??
#387 - codyxvasco (04/16/2013) [-]
Cody, check this 						****					 out!
Cody, check this **** out!
User avatar #382 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!

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...../==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
User avatar #384 to #383 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
obviously
<3
User avatar #378 - codyxvasco (03/30/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled user kisushima ** wanna talk?
User avatar #380 to #379 - codyxvasco (03/30/2013) [-]
Aww, You're adowableeee!
#381 to #380 - kisushima (03/30/2013) [-]
I know.. ¬¬
I know.. ¬¬
User avatar #377 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled user darlingdo **
#376 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled a random comment #55018 posted by thatnigger at Slice of Life thread 3 ** :
Monogatari will sell no matter what. It's pretty good though, don't mind the fanserves too much.

I'm more into white girls though. My sister would be black and so I wouldn't really want her or see her like that. If I had an adopted white sister though, **** that would be pretty awesome if you know what I mean.

Down at some construction site. "Damn I would drill that ass all night". And so It began.

Black Heart gets lonely so you want her? But you already like Black sister? And sister already with some other guy? Kill the guy and get both, problem solved.

I've downloaded it. I'll play it some other time. I'm way to busy for that.

Also how your days been? I've downloaded some more series to watch for the summer. Got so much, summer ganna be fun.
User avatar #375 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolls 8**
#372 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled a random image posted in comment #3302514 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE **
User avatar #370 - mandatorytrolling (03/19/2013) [-]
Well damn. Thought I was in the art board... and I replied to the wrong person. Anyway Thank you for Reminding me of a few Photoshop things! I have forgoten too much of it.
User avatar #367 - SACAPUNTAS (03/17/2013) [-]
WELL THEN TRY INFORMING ME THEN. What do you like to do????
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User avatar #368 to #367 - codyxvasco (03/17/2013) [-]
I like gymnastics, playing games, cuddling, masturbating, listening to my friends music, and drawing. And a bunch of other stuff I believe.
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