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Youtube Channel: codyxvasco592
Steam Profile: codyxvasco
Consoles Owned: Ps3, Wii, PC
Video Games Played: TF2, Cod zombies, Knock Knock
PSN: C-virus3490
Interests: CoD Zombies, Small craft projects, pets, swagbucks, sleep, Doctor who, Torchwood,
Date Signed Up:3/28/2011
Last Login:6/02/2015
Location:Lakeville Massachusettes
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I want things, and also stuff.

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#13 - **codyxvasco rolls 82** Rolls 69 BAN. 10/14/2012 on dubs trips etc.... 0
#1 - Not only SecretlyWWe Are gay But now swag fags have… 10/14/2012 on Swag & Hipster +1
#4 - **codyxvasco hugs you** Stop being correct, I'm trying t…  [+] (22 new replies) 10/14/2012 on Just Dont -4
#165 - dickthebutt (10/15/2012) [-]
Well, your point is just retarded
User avatar #216 - codyxvasco (10/15/2012) [-]
I was joking, I know the churches need funds to run smoothly, and my "stop being correct" thing Is my way of admitting defeat in an internet argument.
#5 - johnshepherd (10/14/2012) [-]
"stop being correct, I'm trying to make a point"


Wow, that's a rather odd response. Also, it's not God that needs money, it's the church that needs it for it's functioning.
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#7 - johnshepherd (10/14/2012) [-]
I love how you think that we just sit around and watch incense rise! You need to take an active role just as much as you need to pray about it. For example, I don't just sit around and pray for starving kids in Africa, I donate money to them. I don't just pray "let the next president be not quite as much of an asshole" I go and vote for the lesser asshole. You getting the picture here?
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#9 - johnshepherd (10/14/2012) [-]
That's like saying "Why do we need doctors? Just let God heal people!" It's impractical and frankly stupid. You'r constructing a strawman argument here, and I'd really appreciate it if you were more respectful in debating me.
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User avatar #64 - taokami (10/15/2012) [-]
You remember the episode in Futurama where Bender had these alien creatures living on him while he's stranded in space? watch that episode
#12 - johnshepherd (10/14/2012) [-]
No, you are cherrypicking and making a strawman. True, God is all powerful, but He doesn't help with everything, it's like the parable of the man who prays for God to deliver him from a storm, and ignores a boat, a car and a plane. He is universally accepted to be a dumb-ass. Furthermore, when you say that you wonder why he doesn't heal sick people all the time and that sort of thing, it's because there are other methods by which they can be healed and it is because of men that they are not used.
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User avatar #18 - noblexfenrir (10/14/2012) [-]
It's almost like god is no different than random chance *gasp*
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User avatar #24 - noblexfenrir (10/14/2012) [-]
Oh trust me I understand, I feel that understanding logic isn't their main problem, but moreso what they consider objective evidence, simply calling something god does not work as well as they believe it to. It astounds me how they dont see how this way of thinking is hurtful to society.
User avatar #31 - breadnsteak (10/15/2012) [-]
It is not God's role to save us, it is our own.
Suffering is part of this world so it says in Genesis, the Christians believe that Christ was the Messiah, he was true man and true God,
Muslims see Muhammad as their saving prophet they also see Jesus Christ as a prophet,
Jews have a whole list of prophets,
Hindus ... they are just odd
Buddhist, not really a religion, but Buddha taught people how to live and obtain enlightenment
Confuciusm another great eastern prophet
and the funny thing is that they all put their beliefs in some creation story where they were one with God and they failed giving us human life where we are to suffer and hurt but in the end all these prophets and deities set the foundation for us to get to back God in the after life,
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#38 - breadnsteak (10/15/2012) [-]
but there is proof, even in the modern world there are revelations to people from a higher being, being Catholic there are plenty of examples, and if you still do not believe then that is your problem,
but is it any different than atheist running around telling people that there is no God and the religious are just wasting their time?
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User avatar #44 - breadnsteak (10/15/2012) [-]
how are they not proof if seeing is believing then
here's one of the most famous ones
http://www.therealpresence.org/eucharst/mir/lanciano.html
another great example are the Letters of Fatima, which have amazing stories behind them because someone comes out and says they had a vision then writes letters, which tell the future they are "lying or crazy" and they are not the Nostradamus bullshit that the History channel tries to convey

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User avatar #53 - breadnsteak (10/15/2012) [-]
well if you read the article the test were done in 1970's and 80's showing it is still a piece of 1100 year old living flesh
http://www.catholicdoors.com/misc/eucharisticmiracles.htm
here you go these are all the approved Catholic Church miracles, the Church does not approve them all and it takes time for the Church to make a desicion on them for if they are legit or not, but there have been many in the last 100 years but are still not seen as worthy enough to call a miracle
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#1 - Furries Rewriting their DNA to become more … 10/14/2012 on Hmm? 0
#1 - Do I need to show everyone how I hide my porn folder so everyo…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/14/2012 on well shit. 0
User avatar #2 - jaggerjax (10/15/2012) [-]
yes please! ^-^'
User avatar #3 - codyxvasco (10/15/2012) [-]
simplified steps.
>Pic your cloggiest directory, for my that's Videos. video's fucking everywhere.
>If there is already a folder in Videos, click on that.
>Add a folder, change Icon to something offical looking. Change the name to systemaccess1992.bat
>In the folder add a few README files and random text documents and empty batch files.
>add more subfolders with icons that make the folders look like programs
>In the deepest directory add a folder and make the icon blank and the description blank. (alt code for blank character 0173)
>In this folder, fill it with essays, and sample files your computer came with.
>This is where you will put all your porn, just right click all the pornographic images and select HIDDEN.
>In control panel make sure show hidden files and folders is OFF.
>When you want to look at some sexy pics, turn show hidden files and folders ON.
>just remember how to get there.
did I do a good job explaining?
User avatar #4 - jaggerjax (10/15/2012) [-]
saved and faved, thanks!
#3 - Give her the iron suit and she's good. Whenever you c… 10/14/2012 on Fuck that girl -2
#3 - .....This post makes me so happy. 10/14/2012 on Travel +2
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#2 - REALLY! REALLY!! REALLY!!! WHO'S …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/14/2012 on Facebook (1) +8
#4 - finalkai (10/14/2012) [-]
mfw i read that as "so many people are hurting my butt"
User avatar #5 - lolwatthe (10/15/2012) [-]
Calm down, you just hear futa coming from NSFW.
I hope anyone who reads this on my profile gets the context.
#3 - Because he "wanted to do" what? 10/14/2012 on Oh jokeerrr! +1
#73 - Yes sir. 10/14/2012 on I will never understand..... 0
#4 - I think she just taps the keyboard while she vaguely thinks ab…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/14/2012 on look at the description 0
User avatar #5 - lexarcommander (10/15/2012) [-]
... how do you have a comment for every post?
User avatar #6 - codyxvasco (10/15/2012) [-]
It's all a part of my plan to get a best friend.
User avatar #7 - lexarcommander (10/15/2012) [-]
Well good luck to you
User avatar #8 - codyxvasco (10/15/2012) [-]
Thanks.
#1 - The opposite of how L sits. 10/14/2012 on Leather couch Hipster +1
#68 - i'm just saying, women commonly wear shirts that just barely c…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/14/2012 on I will never understand..... 0
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User avatar #73 - codyxvasco (10/14/2012) [-]
Yes sir.
#4 - **** the way you use the word "reposting" …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/14/2012 on Sometimes when you're a... +1
#5 - funmanigro (10/15/2012) [-]
no, what angers me is that he removed the watermark.
User avatar #6 - codyxvasco (10/15/2012) [-]
This is a snapshot from a fast food restaurant. It's not like some drawing that required years of computer editing to perfect. This picture once existed without the watermark, it's just everything on 9gag get's watermarked.

Maybe it was first posted there, but it's not like all people who use this picture of a bad parent need to keep in mind that 9gag is the reason they have it.
#1 - That's actually hilarious! 10/14/2012 on Genius! +1
#62 - I was just referring to in general public, not necessarily dur…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/14/2012 on I will never understand..... 0
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User avatar #68 - codyxvasco (10/14/2012) [-]
i'm just saying, women commonly wear shirts that just barely cover their nipples, and bitch when guys stare.

I feel like doing the same to them.
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User avatar #73 - codyxvasco (10/14/2012) [-]
Yes sir.
#38 - >Keyboard >Dual Swords ( **** yeah an actual w… 10/14/2012 on Zombies 0
#6 - Thank you for that. 10/14/2012 on You shall read it in his voice 0
#5 - If I were his friend, I'd act nice if it meant a chance at sex…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2012 on ... +1
User avatar #6 - avatardsucks (10/14/2012) [-]
if youre looking for sex on fj then youve failed in life
#1 - Americans are going to struggle to figure out these dates. … 10/14/2012 on what everybody talks about 0
#2 - I thought the same. 10/14/2012 on Felix Fucken Baumgartner 0
#3 - Um so, the username is sexypenguin, which explains the whole j…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/14/2012 on ... 0
User avatar #4 - avatardsucks (10/14/2012) [-]
how the fuck does that explain the joke?
User avatar #5 - codyxvasco (10/14/2012) [-]
If I were his friend, I'd act nice if it meant a chance at sex with a sexy penguin.
User avatar #6 - avatardsucks (10/14/2012) [-]
if youre looking for sex on fj then youve failed in life
#3 - I'd just end up consuming the whole thing once I got my hands …  [+] (8 new replies) 10/14/2012 on Best pencil ever. +2
User avatar #10 - spawnconnery (10/15/2012) [-]
As I was reading this I was pack a punching the RPK and my character was talking about his 3rd wife.
User avatar #15 - codyxvasco (10/15/2012) [-]
I've tried to play and browse FJ, not possible for me.
User avatar #88 - spawnconnery (10/15/2012) [-]
I only did it because we had crawlers. I'd be fucked if I tried to while there was any danger
User avatar #100 - codyxvasco (10/15/2012) [-]
Btw your "character" is Nicolai Fucking Belinski.
How dare you now know the name of every character!
You're not worthy to wield the R115 Resonator.
User avatar #101 - spawnconnery (10/15/2012) [-]
I knew it was some random Russian name, I hadn't played in a while.
User avatar #103 - codyxvasco (10/15/2012) [-]
But did you know Edward Richthofen, Tank Dempsey, and Takeo Mamaemeachingchong?
User avatar #104 - spawnconnery (10/15/2012) [-]
I did. How could I forget a name like Mamaemeachingchong...
User avatar #106 - codyxvasco (10/15/2012) [-]
He's unimportant enough, his only weakness is to speak in japanese superlatives.

The other experiments had better side effects, like Dempsey being super aggressive, and Nicolai only being able to function with vodka.

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#482 - codyxvasco (01/19/2015) [-]
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**** yes it does
User avatar #481 - tries (01/19/2015) [-]
hi ;)
#484 to #483 - tries (01/19/2015) [-]
YOU SHOULD TRIES AS HARD AS YOU CAN WHEN DONG THINGS
#485 to #484 - codyxvasco (01/19/2015) [-]
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hanks
User avatar #479 - nought (11/25/2014) [-]
Hello cody
#478 - codyxvasco (04/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #477 - dildoes (11/08/2013) [-]
babe i love u
btw ad my steam
search up "mariothelegn" then add bee.
User avatar #475 - dildoes (07/16/2013) [-]
why dont you love me anymore?
;_;
you never even come on
User avatar #476 to #475 - codyxvasco (09/02/2013) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #448 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
hello lovely.
User avatar #469 to #448 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Mason?
User avatar #470 to #469 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Yeah.
I wonder if you'll ever realize without me telling you.
You really are slow.
User avatar #471 to #470 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Slow as a turtle!
User avatar #472 to #471 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Turtles are faster.
User avatar #473 to #472 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
So how's life?
User avatar #474 to #473 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
live
you?
User avatar #475 to #474 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Borring.
User avatar #449 to #448 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Hello?
User avatar #450 to #449 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
why the question mark?
User avatar #451 to #450 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
WHO ARE YOU!!?!?
User avatar #452 to #451 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Well, I'm certainly not levchenko.
User avatar #453 to #452 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Hi levchenko
User avatar #454 to #453 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But...
My name says that I'm not!
User avatar #455 to #454 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
It's unconvincing
User avatar #456 to #455 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Too bad. I'm still not levchenko
User avatar #457 to #456 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Alrighty then.
User avatar #458 to #457 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Anyway, I came to this smelly cave to speak to the one that they call codyxvasco
Where is he?
User avatar #459 to #458 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
It is I you seek, Now I pray you'll get on with what it is you request before I grow impacient. Welp.
User avatar #460 to #459 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I forgot what I was going to say.
I'm certain it was important though.
User avatar #461 to #460 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Stick around until you remember, I'll be here, being more important than you.
User avatar #462 to #461 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I'm certainly more important than you!
At least I'm not a feg.
User avatar #463 to #462 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
At least I don't know what a feg is.
User avatar #464 to #463 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
It's like fag, only spelled wrong.
User avatar #465 to #464 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh....mmmk.
User avatar #466 to #465 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But you're a lovely fag.
<3
User avatar #467 to #466 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Yay!!
User avatar #468 to #467 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh, and by the way,

It's me.
User avatar #405 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
WHY DON'T YOU LOVED ME ANYMORE
User avatar #406 to #405 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
I do. Why don't we talk? Let's talk.
User avatar #445 to #406 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
has anyone ever told you that you have lovely eyes?
User avatar #447 to #446 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
I prefer M, it's a very nice letter.
User avatar #427 to #406 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but still, i don't think you should be looking at me for a masculine friend.
User avatar #428 to #427 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Aren't you male? Good enough fur me.
User avatar #429 to #428 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
well, yes.
but i'm a faggot.
User avatar #430 to #429 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Aw, is you a homosex?
User avatar #431 to #430 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
yes.
do you not remember me?
because of actual memories with actual friends?
User avatar #432 to #431 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
I have a bunch of people I haven't talked to in a while and I forget peoples sexualities. Sorry, lol.
User avatar #433 to #432 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
don't be sorry.
forget me entirely then live a full life with real friends.
User avatar #434 to #433 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Nah, I need my internet buds.
User avatar #435 to #434 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
no you don't.
FORGET MEEE
User avatar #436 to #435 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAAR!!!!


*aggressively hugs*
User avatar #437 to #436 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
g'bye
<3
User avatar #438 to #437 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NOOESSS!!
User avatar #439 to #438 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
have sweet dreams of large women.
User avatar #440 to #439 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NOO!!!

CUM BACH!!!
User avatar #441 to #440 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
johann sebastian bach?
User avatar #442 to #441 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
....idk
User avatar #443 to #442 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
OKILOVEYOUBYE
User avatar #444 to #443 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAR LEAVE!!!

User avatar #407 to #406 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
ok.
so, what's new?
User avatar #408 to #407 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
Not much, video games and masturbation. Same as usual.
User avatar #409 to #408 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
i love talking with you because of all the self esteem boost that comes from it.
i've been climbing mountains, and mastering pogosticking even more.
User avatar #410 to #409 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
Well i've been doing gymnastics and shooting bottles, I've also added to my knife and sword collection.

I just don't feel like talking about anything productive I've done.
User avatar #411 to #410 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
shooting bottles as in?...
User avatar #412 to #411 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Shattering them to pieces with tiny balls of copper.
User avatar #413 to #412 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
I prefer a bow and arrow to bb guns.
it seems so much more... elegant.
User avatar #414 to #413 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
My friend was shooting my crossbow but it's as inaccurate as balls.
User avatar #415 to #414 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
probably because he was **** at maintaining it, or he just sucks.
User avatar #416 to #415 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
It's salvaged from my basement with awful sights and a string that;s past it's prime.


And he's a she.
User avatar #417 to #416 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
since when do you have friends?!
User avatar #418 to #417 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
I GOTS FRIENDS!
User avatar #419 to #418 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
congrats.
User avatar #420 to #419 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
They're all awesome 'n **** .
User avatar #421 to #420 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
i guess you don't need me anymore.
*slowly fades away*
User avatar #422 to #421 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
OH YES I DO!

*summons you back*
User avatar #423 to #422 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you've learned the magic of friendship made friends! why would you need me? that's what i was sent here to help you with.
User avatar #426 to #423 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Well I'm usually tired and worn out when I get home and talk to people like you but I'm like, a little insane in real life during the day.
User avatar #424 to #423 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Because I could always use guy friends. I think I've been around Kayla so much I'm becoming feminine.
User avatar #425 to #424 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you were already feminine
But I'm probably even more feminine than her.
but you're boring as balls.
User avatar #391 - dildoes (04/23/2013) [-]
do you still love me?
User avatar #392 to #391 - codyxvasco (04/23/2013) [-]
I dunno.
User avatar #393 to #392 - dildoes (04/24/2013) [-]
</3
#390 - codyxvasco (04/20/2013) [-]
Do you want this?
#388 - codyxvasco (04/18/2013) [-]
Sparkyoneonetwo   
   
   
Still want to be 			******		 by these?
Sparkyoneonetwo


Still want to be ****** by these?
User avatar #389 to #388 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/18/2013) [-]
why not??
#387 - codyxvasco (04/16/2013) [-]
Cody, check this 			****		 out!
Cody, check this **** out!
User avatar #382 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!

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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
User avatar #383 to #382 - codyxvasco (04/07/2013) [-]
***** fo reel?!
User avatar #384 to #383 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
obviously
<3
User avatar #378 - codyxvasco (03/30/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled user kisushima ** wanna talk?
User avatar #380 to #379 - codyxvasco (03/30/2013) [-]
Aww, You're adowableeee!
#381 to #380 - kisushima (03/30/2013) [-]
I know.. ¬¬
I know.. ¬¬
User avatar #377 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
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#376 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled a random comment #55018 posted by thatnigger at Slice of Life thread 3 ** :
Monogatari will sell no matter what. It's pretty good though, don't mind the fanserves too much.

I'm more into white girls though. My sister would be black and so I wouldn't really want her or see her like that. If I had an adopted white sister though, **** that would be pretty awesome if you know what I mean.

Down at some construction site. "Damn I would drill that ass all night". And so It began.

Black Heart gets lonely so you want her? But you already like Black sister? And sister already with some other guy? Kill the guy and get both, problem solved.

I've downloaded it. I'll play it some other time. I'm way to busy for that.

Also how your days been? I've downloaded some more series to watch for the summer. Got so much, summer ganna be fun.
User avatar #375 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
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