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Youtube Channel: codyxvasco592
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Consoles Owned: Ps3, Wii, PC
Video Games Played: TF2, Cod zombies, Knock Knock
PSN: C-virus3490
Interests: CoD Zombies, Small craft projects, pets, swagbucks, sleep, Doctor who, Torchwood,
Date Signed Up:3/28/2011
Last Login:11/26/2014
Location:Lakeville Massachusettes
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#2 - **** you facebook, I hope your mother see's this … 10/11/2012 on Oh Facebook 0
#16 - **** ! I just want to thumb you! This is the 8th p… 10/11/2012 on Splash! Backhit WITH A... 0
#1 - .....Da-Cunt..... I finally figured out how that thing wor… 10/11/2012 on Duck Hunt Time 0
#1 - Comment deleted 10/11/2012 on Me Trying to do Homework... 0
#6 - Then 3 days later she died and chose to be buried with her money. 10/11/2012 on Old people +8
#3 - I wish I lived in a dorm. 10/11/2012 on What I bought today +2
#2 - That's the point, you pick one meme site and look at all the s… 10/11/2012 on visiting multiple funnies... 0
#2 - I hate my life. 10/11/2012 on mooooom... STAHP! 0
#5 - They turned you into a colorblind pokemon? 10/11/2012 on Best title ever +5
#84 - I've tried left, just doesn't work out.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2012 on That's a sock 0
User avatar #87 - sasyboncho (10/11/2012) [-]
Same! It feels awesome, but I can't go long enough with it. It's just too weak O.o..
#1 - And then it was discovered that breast groping causes cancer....  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2012 on Truth 0
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#82 - Yeah...I like my hand too....L or R?  [+] (3 new replies) 10/11/2012 on That's a sock 0
User avatar #83 - sasyboncho (10/11/2012) [-]
Right.
User avatar #84 - codyxvasco (10/11/2012) [-]
I've tried left, just doesn't work out.
User avatar #87 - sasyboncho (10/11/2012) [-]
Same! It feels awesome, but I can't go long enough with it. It's just too weak O.o..
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#1 - When a fat girl calls you a Doof. Run.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2012 on Dafuqqq +1
#2 - rummler (10/11/2012) [-]
#80 - Try a soft shirt.  [+] (5 new replies) 10/11/2012 on That's a sock +2
User avatar #81 - sasyboncho (10/11/2012) [-]
I like my hand just fine. I will, though.
User avatar #82 - codyxvasco (10/11/2012) [-]
Yeah...I like my hand too....L or R?
User avatar #83 - sasyboncho (10/11/2012) [-]
Right.
User avatar #84 - codyxvasco (10/11/2012) [-]
I've tried left, just doesn't work out.
User avatar #87 - sasyboncho (10/11/2012) [-]
Same! It feels awesome, but I can't go long enough with it. It's just too weak O.o..
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#1 - Heh....their funny. 10/11/2012 on Filbert Plays Scrabble pt.2 0
#1 - This picture made me feel uncomfortable. +1 10/11/2012 on Awkward shane 2 0
#4 - Best moment of the entire episode. 10/11/2012 on Rarity has seen some shit... 0
#2 - Can't someone post some pictures of people on Facebook who gav… 10/11/2012 on I hate this generation 0
#1 - *gasp* the past! oh how it was brilliant. *s… 10/11/2012 on Potter Puppet Pals +2
#1 - It's not a rick roll if you purchased it on purpose.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/11/2012 on What I bought today 0
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User avatar #2 - sabotagesam (10/11/2012) [-]
but it is a rick roll if i played the record loudly in my dorm
User avatar #3 - codyxvasco (10/11/2012) [-]
I wish I lived in a dorm.
#1 - I thought he put it in beds so the noise of masturbation would…  [+] (11 new replies) 10/11/2012 on I failed you... +6
User avatar #31 - frienderman (10/11/2012) [-]
According to Buddhism, sex is a holy act to produce humans, which are also holy. Sexual pleasure is to reward people for participating, so masturbating is kinda like cheating your way to pleasure.

I'm pretty sure that's correct, but I might be wrong.
User avatar #15 - Wernette (10/11/2012) [-]
essentially it's like this

Since you are made in God's likeness then your body is essentially a temple in a holy sense and masturbating defiles that.

If you believe in that I guess, I don't personallly
User avatar #13 - esmebuffay (10/11/2012) [-]
In Judaism and Catholicism wasting one's seed is considered a sin, however it's not a very severe sin. But if they aren't either Catholic or Jewish there isn't much religious reason they should dislike it. I think old people in general just find it kind of yucky, and so like old people tend to do they find some way to justify their own prejudices with religion.
User avatar #27 - ragingflamingos (10/11/2012) [-]
But if you're female there's no seed to waste. So what's the take on that?
User avatar #38 - esmebuffay (10/11/2012) [-]
Good question, you got me.
User avatar #34 - darkjustifier (10/11/2012) [-]
Back then if a man couldn't do it the women probably couldn't either.
User avatar #35 - darkjustifier (10/11/2012) [-]
*if men
User avatar #10 - YoDawgIHeardU (10/11/2012) [-]
somewhere in the bible it says God would rather your seed be int he belly or a whore rather than on the ground (masturbation)
User avatar #7 - theblackmannigger (10/11/2012) [-]
youtubes watch?v=fUspLVStPbk This is the clip that taught me the answer to that question
User avatar #4 - finalkai (10/11/2012) [-]
masturbation is bad in some religions and old people are religious?
User avatar #5 - codyxvasco (10/11/2012) [-]
Oh yeah, that makes sense.
#2 - That looks more like sapphire or perhaps a block of pure lapiz… 10/10/2012 on Art These Days +3
#1 - He looks like the face of boe..... 10/10/2012 on Kill it....nao 0
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User avatar #479 - nought ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
Hello cody
User avatar #480 to #479 - codyxvasco ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-]
Hi
#478 - codyxvasco ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled image**
User avatar #477 - dildoes (11/08/2013) [-]
babe i love u
btw ad my steam
search up "mariothelegn" then add bee.
User avatar #475 - dildoes (07/16/2013) [-]
why dont you love me anymore?
;_;
you never even come on
User avatar #476 to #475 - codyxvasco ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #448 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
hello lovely.
User avatar #469 to #448 - codyxvasco ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
Mason?
User avatar #470 to #469 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Yeah.
I wonder if you'll ever realize without me telling you.
You really are slow.
User avatar #471 to #470 - codyxvasco ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
Slow as a turtle!
User avatar #472 to #471 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Turtles are faster.
User avatar #473 to #472 - codyxvasco ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
So how's life?
User avatar #474 to #473 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
live
you?
User avatar #475 to #474 - codyxvasco ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
Borring.
User avatar #449 to #448 - codyxvasco ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
Hello?
User avatar #450 to #449 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
why the question mark?
User avatar #451 to #450 - codyxvasco ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
WHO ARE YOU!!?!?
User avatar #452 to #451 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Well, I'm certainly not levchenko.
User avatar #453 to #452 - codyxvasco ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
Hi levchenko
User avatar #454 to #453 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But...
My name says that I'm not!
User avatar #455 to #454 - codyxvasco ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
It's unconvincing
User avatar #456 to #455 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Too bad. I'm still not levchenko
User avatar #457 to #456 - codyxvasco ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
Alrighty then.
User avatar #458 to #457 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Anyway, I came to this smelly cave to speak to the one that they call codyxvasco
Where is he?
User avatar #459 to #458 - codyxvasco ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
It is I you seek, Now I pray you'll get on with what it is you request before I grow impacient. Welp.
User avatar #460 to #459 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I forgot what I was going to say.
I'm certain it was important though.
User avatar #461 to #460 - codyxvasco ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
Stick around until you remember, I'll be here, being more important than you.
User avatar #462 to #461 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I'm certainly more important than you!
At least I'm not a feg.
User avatar #463 to #462 - codyxvasco ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
At least I don't know what a feg is.
User avatar #464 to #463 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
It's like fag, only spelled wrong.
User avatar #465 to #464 - codyxvasco ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh....mmmk.
User avatar #466 to #465 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But you're a lovely fag.
<3
User avatar #467 to #466 - codyxvasco ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
Yay!!
User avatar #468 to #467 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh, and by the way,

It's me.
User avatar #405 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
WHY DON'T YOU LOVED ME ANYMORE
User avatar #406 to #405 - codyxvasco ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
I do. Why don't we talk? Let's talk.
User avatar #445 to #406 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
has anyone ever told you that you have lovely eyes?
User avatar #446 to #445 - codyxvasco ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
U.
User avatar #447 to #446 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
I prefer M, it's a very nice letter.
User avatar #427 to #406 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but still, i don't think you should be looking at me for a masculine friend.
User avatar #428 to #427 - codyxvasco ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
Aren't you male? Good enough fur me.
User avatar #429 to #428 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
well, yes.
but i'm a faggot.
User avatar #430 to #429 - codyxvasco ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
Aw, is you a homosex?
User avatar #431 to #430 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
yes.
do you not remember me?
because of actual memories with actual friends?
User avatar #432 to #431 - codyxvasco ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
I have a bunch of people I haven't talked to in a while and I forget peoples sexualities. Sorry, lol.
User avatar #433 to #432 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
don't be sorry.
forget me entirely then live a full life with real friends.
User avatar #434 to #433 - codyxvasco ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
Nah, I need my internet buds.
User avatar #435 to #434 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
no you don't.
FORGET MEEE
User avatar #436 to #435 - codyxvasco ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAAR!!!!


*aggressively hugs*
User avatar #437 to #436 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
g'bye
<3
User avatar #438 to #437 - codyxvasco ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
NOOESSS!!
User avatar #439 to #438 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
have sweet dreams of large women.
User avatar #440 to #439 - codyxvasco ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
NOO!!!

CUM BACH!!!
User avatar #441 to #440 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
johann sebastian bach?
User avatar #442 to #441 - codyxvasco ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
....idk
User avatar #443 to #442 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
OKILOVEYOUBYE
User avatar #444 to #443 - codyxvasco ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAR LEAVE!!!

User avatar #407 to #406 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
ok.
so, what's new?
User avatar #408 to #407 - codyxvasco ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
Not much, video games and masturbation. Same as usual.
User avatar #409 to #408 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
i love talking with you because of all the self esteem boost that comes from it.
i've been climbing mountains, and mastering pogosticking even more.
User avatar #410 to #409 - codyxvasco ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
Well i've been doing gymnastics and shooting bottles, I've also added to my knife and sword collection.

I just don't feel like talking about anything productive I've done.
User avatar #411 to #410 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
shooting bottles as in?...
User avatar #412 to #411 - codyxvasco ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
Shattering them to pieces with tiny balls of copper.
User avatar #413 to #412 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
I prefer a bow and arrow to bb guns.
it seems so much more... elegant.
User avatar #414 to #413 - codyxvasco ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
My friend was shooting my crossbow but it's as inaccurate as balls.
User avatar #415 to #414 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
probably because he was **** at maintaining it, or he just sucks.
User avatar #416 to #415 - codyxvasco ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
It's salvaged from my basement with awful sights and a string that;s past it's prime.


And he's a she.
User avatar #417 to #416 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
since when do you have friends?!
User avatar #418 to #417 - codyxvasco ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
I GOTS FRIENDS!
User avatar #419 to #418 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
congrats.
User avatar #420 to #419 - codyxvasco ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
They're all awesome 'n **** .
User avatar #421 to #420 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
i guess you don't need me anymore.
*slowly fades away*
User avatar #422 to #421 - codyxvasco ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
OH YES I DO!

*summons you back*
User avatar #423 to #422 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you've learned the magic of friendship made friends! why would you need me? that's what i was sent here to help you with.
User avatar #426 to #423 - codyxvasco ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
Well I'm usually tired and worn out when I get home and talk to people like you but I'm like, a little insane in real life during the day.
User avatar #424 to #423 - codyxvasco ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
Because I could always use guy friends. I think I've been around Kayla so much I'm becoming feminine.
User avatar #425 to #424 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you were already feminine
But I'm probably even more feminine than her.
but you're boring as balls.
User avatar #391 - dildoes (04/23/2013) [-]
do you still love me?
User avatar #392 to #391 - codyxvasco ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
I dunno.
User avatar #393 to #392 - dildoes (04/24/2013) [-]
</3
#390 - codyxvasco ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
Do you want this?
#388 - codyxvasco ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
Sparkyoneonetwo   
   
   
Still want to be 						******					 by these?
Sparkyoneonetwo


Still want to be ****** by these?
User avatar #389 to #388 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/18/2013) [-]
why not??
#387 - codyxvasco ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
Cody, check this 						****					 out!
Cody, check this **** out!
User avatar #382 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!

........____________________, ,
....../ `---___________----_____] = = = = = D
...../==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//

WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
User avatar #383 to #382 - codyxvasco ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
***** fo reel?!
User avatar #384 to #383 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
obviously
<3
User avatar #378 - codyxvasco ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled user kisushima ** wanna talk?
User avatar #380 to #379 - codyxvasco ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
Aww, You're adowableeee!
#381 to #380 - kisushima (03/30/2013) [-]
I know.. ¬¬
I know.. ¬¬
User avatar #377 - codyxvasco ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled user darlingdo **
#376 - codyxvasco ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled a random comment #55018 posted by thatnigger at Slice of Life thread 3 ** :
Monogatari will sell no matter what. It's pretty good though, don't mind the fanserves too much.

I'm more into white girls though. My sister would be black and so I wouldn't really want her or see her like that. If I had an adopted white sister though, **** that would be pretty awesome if you know what I mean.

Down at some construction site. "Damn I would drill that ass all night". And so It began.

Black Heart gets lonely so you want her? But you already like Black sister? And sister already with some other guy? Kill the guy and get both, problem solved.

I've downloaded it. I'll play it some other time. I'm way to busy for that.

Also how your days been? I've downloaded some more series to watch for the summer. Got so much, summer ganna be fun.
User avatar #375 - codyxvasco ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolls 8**
#372 - codyxvasco ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled a random image posted in comment #3302514 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE **
User avatar #370 - mandatorytrolling (03/19/2013) [-]
Well damn. Thought I was in the art board... and I replied to the wrong person. Anyway Thank you for Reminding me of a few Photoshop things! I have forgoten too much of it.
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