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#6 - I'm not going to argue that things were better off with her be…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2015 on Dad Reflexes -2
User avatar #12 - patriotpenguin (03/14/2015) [-]
if you keep falling head first enough you'll eventually become immune to having your neck broke
#3 - I eventually told my coach to stop catching me and let me fall…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/14/2015 on Dad Reflexes -1
User avatar #11 - Voxker (03/14/2015) [-]
did you also shoot yourself with small caliber bullets so the bigger ones wouldnt hurt?
User avatar #5 - ipostcheesepizza (03/14/2015) [-]
That fall could've fucked her up. Maybe some permanent damage to her spine or neck, so I think he's a good guy for stepping in there.
User avatar #6 - codyxvasco (03/14/2015) [-]
I'm not going to argue that things were better off with her being caught, but it looks like she was going to continue rotating until she fell onto her tummy and he stopped her.

But still...I never really fell like this so she's lucky.
User avatar #12 - patriotpenguin (03/14/2015) [-]
if you keep falling head first enough you'll eventually become immune to having your neck broke
#4 - fefe (03/14/2015) [-]
Thing is she was falling head first, a neck snap would require more than time to heal.
#177749 - But apart from facebook I don't really have anything else to d… 03/14/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#2652 - That's literally what happened to me at my first pre-release, …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2015 on /hobby/ 0
User avatar #2653 - tvfreakuk (03/14/2015) [-]
lol, just realised I typed "one the third", but you at least got what I meant.
User avatar #2654 - codyxvasco (03/14/2015) [-]
lol yeah. That victory felt so good. They ended up scooping! Some of my friends ended up winning packs, idk how.

Can't wait for next prerelease!
#5 - I wanna see the smashing on her clipboard as she turns away. 03/13/2015 on smile +1
#15 - This is worse for phone chargers. 03/13/2015 on First world problems 0
#8 - That speak only spanish and broken english.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/13/2015 on Talking to relatives 0
User avatar #22 - darktoucan (03/14/2015) [-]
you are a brown person
User avatar #23 - codyxvasco (03/14/2015) [-]
I am super white!
User avatar #24 - darktoucan (03/14/2015) [-]
me too! lets be pasty bros
#7 - I was a homo in the youth Pride festival in Boston, sure, it w… 03/13/2015 on LGBT 0
#2648 - Is there a method better than attaching a long strand of threa…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2015 on /hobby/ 0
User avatar #2650 - bananaforlife (03/13/2015) [-]
The two pieces of advice I have are to make sure you're doubling the string (put the length of string through the needle, pull it so that the two ends meet, then knotting the ends), and to use a number of short lengths rather than 1 or 2 longer pieces. Otherwise, when you're pulling the stitch tight, put your finger under it and pull up to hold it taught so it won't knot up. Best of luck
#177705 - These people don't really sound like friends tbh 03/13/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#2646 - Yeah, I was only able to use a machine for the basic attachmen…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/13/2015 on /hobby/ 0
User avatar #2647 - bananaforlife (03/13/2015) [-]
Well I must commend you for that, hand finishing seams is a nightmare, what i would recommend is to put a row of stiching, and then another row directly adjacent to it. The second row, make the stitches really short, and make a lot of them. Generally speaking the smaller and more frequent the stitches are, the stronger the seam. It will be time consuming, but it should help keep it strong. If you have access to a sewing machine, I would recommend what's called double topstitching (you can google it). If you need any more help let me know, and I'd be happy to help.
User avatar #2648 - codyxvasco (03/13/2015) [-]
Is there a method better than attaching a long strand of thread to a needle and pulling everything through with each individual stitch? Because in doing this the thread sometimes knots up when I'm pulling it all through. This shouldn't be much of a problem with the collar here because it's so short in , but going down the length of the cloak was a nightmare.
User avatar #2650 - bananaforlife (03/13/2015) [-]
The two pieces of advice I have are to make sure you're doubling the string (put the length of string through the needle, pull it so that the two ends meet, then knotting the ends), and to use a number of short lengths rather than 1 or 2 longer pieces. Otherwise, when you're pulling the stitch tight, put your finger under it and pull up to hold it taught so it won't knot up. Best of luck
#2644 - Pardon the webcam photography. I stitched the bottom …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/13/2015 on /hobby/ 0
User avatar #2645 - bananaforlife (03/13/2015) [-]
That looks like handstitching, am I correct?
User avatar #2646 - codyxvasco (03/13/2015) [-]
Yeah, I was only able to use a machine for the basic attachments. All the finishing stitches were hand sewn.
User avatar #2647 - bananaforlife (03/13/2015) [-]
Well I must commend you for that, hand finishing seams is a nightmare, what i would recommend is to put a row of stiching, and then another row directly adjacent to it. The second row, make the stitches really short, and make a lot of them. Generally speaking the smaller and more frequent the stitches are, the stronger the seam. It will be time consuming, but it should help keep it strong. If you have access to a sewing machine, I would recommend what's called double topstitching (you can google it). If you need any more help let me know, and I'd be happy to help.
User avatar #2648 - codyxvasco (03/13/2015) [-]
Is there a method better than attaching a long strand of thread to a needle and pulling everything through with each individual stitch? Because in doing this the thread sometimes knots up when I'm pulling it all through. This shouldn't be much of a problem with the collar here because it's so short in , but going down the length of the cloak was a nightmare.
User avatar #2650 - bananaforlife (03/13/2015) [-]
The two pieces of advice I have are to make sure you're doubling the string (put the length of string through the needle, pull it so that the two ends meet, then knotting the ends), and to use a number of short lengths rather than 1 or 2 longer pieces. Otherwise, when you're pulling the stitch tight, put your finger under it and pull up to hold it taught so it won't knot up. Best of luck
#2642 - I managed to get the whole thing together quite nicely, except…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/13/2015 on /hobby/ 0
User avatar #2643 - bananaforlife (03/13/2015) [-]
Can you get a picture of it? A scrunch could mean any number of things.
#2644 - codyxvasco (03/13/2015) [-]
Pardon the webcam photography.

I stitched the bottom of the hood near the collar to make it scrunch up ever so slightly, but it's so vulnerable.
User avatar #2645 - bananaforlife (03/13/2015) [-]
That looks like handstitching, am I correct?
User avatar #2646 - codyxvasco (03/13/2015) [-]
Yeah, I was only able to use a machine for the basic attachments. All the finishing stitches were hand sewn.
User avatar #2647 - bananaforlife (03/13/2015) [-]
Well I must commend you for that, hand finishing seams is a nightmare, what i would recommend is to put a row of stiching, and then another row directly adjacent to it. The second row, make the stitches really short, and make a lot of them. Generally speaking the smaller and more frequent the stitches are, the stronger the seam. It will be time consuming, but it should help keep it strong. If you have access to a sewing machine, I would recommend what's called double topstitching (you can google it). If you need any more help let me know, and I'd be happy to help.
User avatar #2648 - codyxvasco (03/13/2015) [-]
Is there a method better than attaching a long strand of thread to a needle and pulling everything through with each individual stitch? Because in doing this the thread sometimes knots up when I'm pulling it all through. This shouldn't be much of a problem with the collar here because it's so short in , but going down the length of the cloak was a nightmare.
User avatar #2650 - bananaforlife (03/13/2015) [-]
The two pieces of advice I have are to make sure you're doubling the string (put the length of string through the needle, pull it so that the two ends meet, then knotting the ends), and to use a number of short lengths rather than 1 or 2 longer pieces. Otherwise, when you're pulling the stitch tight, put your finger under it and pull up to hold it taught so it won't knot up. Best of luck
#177687 - I just get so nervous about what these people think of me and … 03/13/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#2640 - I had a guy during a pre-release go around trying to figure ou…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/13/2015 on /hobby/ +1
User avatar #2649 - tvfreakuk (03/13/2015) [-]
Didn't go as well as I'd hoped. But did better than expected. Lost my first two rounds, one the third, and then lost my final round.
I came 21st out of 30-ish people, and won a new deckbox.
User avatar #2652 - codyxvasco (03/14/2015) [-]
That's literally what happened to me at my first pre-release, except I didn't win anything.

Good job! Winning once is a victory.
User avatar #2653 - tvfreakuk (03/14/2015) [-]
lol, just realised I typed "one the third", but you at least got what I meant.
User avatar #2654 - codyxvasco (03/14/2015) [-]
lol yeah. That victory felt so good. They ended up scooping! Some of my friends ended up winning packs, idk how.

Can't wait for next prerelease!
#2638 - I don't really follow up with what's standard/modern/etc. I on…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/13/2015 on /hobby/ +1
User avatar #2639 - tvfreakuk (03/13/2015) [-]
I guess it's cool in casual - it's just I'm interested in getting into FNM so I have to make sure that my cards are only modern for tonight.
The guy at the place said that if someone does accidentally play a card that's against the rules, they'll just let them play it as a land of whatever colour it is; but then you get some people who are dicks.

He was telling me about how in official matches with Morphs, you need to reveal what was under the Morph card at the end of the match - otherwise you are disqualified; and that for the most part the actual people who judge the event might not care, the opponent who lost might be a complete twat, and take your forgetting to show your Morph card and shout "ref! ref! he didn't show his Morph, he's disqualified!"
User avatar #2640 - codyxvasco (03/13/2015) [-]
I had a guy during a pre-release go around trying to figure out if his Dash card still goes back to his hand if it dies in combat. Some people are dumb, but I haven't dealt with any jerks. I usually tell them up front that I'm new and never play official games like this and they are always nice about it.
User avatar #2649 - tvfreakuk (03/13/2015) [-]
Didn't go as well as I'd hoped. But did better than expected. Lost my first two rounds, one the third, and then lost my final round.
I came 21st out of 30-ish people, and won a new deckbox.
User avatar #2652 - codyxvasco (03/14/2015) [-]
That's literally what happened to me at my first pre-release, except I didn't win anything.

Good job! Winning once is a victory.
User avatar #2653 - tvfreakuk (03/14/2015) [-]
lol, just realised I typed "one the third", but you at least got what I meant.
User avatar #2654 - codyxvasco (03/14/2015) [-]
lol yeah. That victory felt so good. They ended up scooping! Some of my friends ended up winning packs, idk how.

Can't wait for next prerelease!
#39 - You forgot every Cammy cosplay ever. 03/13/2015 on "Cosplay" 0
#2636 - Tromokatis- Can't be blocked unless all your opponents creatur…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/13/2015 on /hobby/ +1
#2637 - tvfreakuk (03/13/2015) [-]
Well fuck, I need to get those.
Wish I had time to get Tromokratis before tonight. I think tonight is the only modern night for a couple weeks and neither of them are block legal, and Pacifism isn't even standard legal

I generally play blue/green right now - but I have white cards that would make a decent blue/white deck.
User avatar #2638 - codyxvasco (03/13/2015) [-]
I don't really follow up with what's standard/modern/etc. I only play casual.
User avatar #2639 - tvfreakuk (03/13/2015) [-]
I guess it's cool in casual - it's just I'm interested in getting into FNM so I have to make sure that my cards are only modern for tonight.
The guy at the place said that if someone does accidentally play a card that's against the rules, they'll just let them play it as a land of whatever colour it is; but then you get some people who are dicks.

He was telling me about how in official matches with Morphs, you need to reveal what was under the Morph card at the end of the match - otherwise you are disqualified; and that for the most part the actual people who judge the event might not care, the opponent who lost might be a complete twat, and take your forgetting to show your Morph card and shout "ref! ref! he didn't show his Morph, he's disqualified!"
User avatar #2640 - codyxvasco (03/13/2015) [-]
I had a guy during a pre-release go around trying to figure out if his Dash card still goes back to his hand if it dies in combat. Some people are dumb, but I haven't dealt with any jerks. I usually tell them up front that I'm new and never play official games like this and they are always nice about it.
User avatar #2649 - tvfreakuk (03/13/2015) [-]
Didn't go as well as I'd hoped. But did better than expected. Lost my first two rounds, one the third, and then lost my final round.
I came 21st out of 30-ish people, and won a new deckbox.
User avatar #2652 - codyxvasco (03/14/2015) [-]
That's literally what happened to me at my first pre-release, except I didn't win anything.

Good job! Winning once is a victory.
User avatar #2653 - tvfreakuk (03/14/2015) [-]
lol, just realised I typed "one the third", but you at least got what I meant.
User avatar #2654 - codyxvasco (03/14/2015) [-]
lol yeah. That victory felt so good. They ended up scooping! Some of my friends ended up winning packs, idk how.

Can't wait for next prerelease!
#177679 - I never really had any friends growing up, a few aquaintances …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/13/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#177682 - fefe (03/13/2015) [-]
Then it's up to you to take that initiative and become better friends. Just find something you and your friend would enjoy and suggest it. In time I'm sure they'll appreciate your company more and more.

My best friend and I met at the bus stop I was incredibly awkward trying to find something to talk about and eventually our friendship progressed from where we just talked there and on the bus to what it is today. Now 8 years later, we're pretty much brothers, he's in the Marines living on the other side of the country but we still hang out whenever he comes back. If you make some close friends it won't matter what separates you.
User avatar #177687 - codyxvasco (03/13/2015) [-]
I just get so nervous about what these people think of me and I'm hyperconscious of everything I do. It takes so long for me to get used to people. But I'll try.
#2634 - I used to have so much fun with a White/Blue Lifegain/Control…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/13/2015 on /hobby/ +1
User avatar #2635 - tvfreakuk (03/13/2015) [-]
There are some fun things to do with blue decks that are just basically the ultimate dick move cards, and I kind of love it.
I specifically bought 'Turn Into Frog' because I wanted to be an arsehole. But I'm looking to get Polymorphist's Jest - seeing as it's just 10x better than Turn Into Frog because it turns all of the opponent's creatures into 1/1 frogs (only for 1 turn, but it's pretty decent if you want to block but your creature is too weak
Also just as a way to stave off death - because he could have two creatures attacking with 4 strength each, and you have 8 life; so turning them into 1/1 only deals you 2 damage. Then you can probably also block with a creature if it's got 2 strength - then you only receive 1 damage.
It just seems like an awesome as fuck card.
User avatar #2636 - codyxvasco (03/13/2015) [-]
Tromokatis- Can't be blocked unless all your opponents creatures block it.
Pacisism- Enchanted creature can't attack or block.

Enchant one of their creatures, they can't block with it, making Tromokratis unblockable.
#2637 - tvfreakuk (03/13/2015) [-]
Well fuck, I need to get those.
Wish I had time to get Tromokratis before tonight. I think tonight is the only modern night for a couple weeks and neither of them are block legal, and Pacifism isn't even standard legal

I generally play blue/green right now - but I have white cards that would make a decent blue/white deck.
User avatar #2638 - codyxvasco (03/13/2015) [-]
I don't really follow up with what's standard/modern/etc. I only play casual.
User avatar #2639 - tvfreakuk (03/13/2015) [-]
I guess it's cool in casual - it's just I'm interested in getting into FNM so I have to make sure that my cards are only modern for tonight.
The guy at the place said that if someone does accidentally play a card that's against the rules, they'll just let them play it as a land of whatever colour it is; but then you get some people who are dicks.

He was telling me about how in official matches with Morphs, you need to reveal what was under the Morph card at the end of the match - otherwise you are disqualified; and that for the most part the actual people who judge the event might not care, the opponent who lost might be a complete twat, and take your forgetting to show your Morph card and shout "ref! ref! he didn't show his Morph, he's disqualified!"
User avatar #2640 - codyxvasco (03/13/2015) [-]
I had a guy during a pre-release go around trying to figure out if his Dash card still goes back to his hand if it dies in combat. Some people are dumb, but I haven't dealt with any jerks. I usually tell them up front that I'm new and never play official games like this and they are always nice about it.
User avatar #2649 - tvfreakuk (03/13/2015) [-]
Didn't go as well as I'd hoped. But did better than expected. Lost my first two rounds, one the third, and then lost my final round.
I came 21st out of 30-ish people, and won a new deckbox.
User avatar #2652 - codyxvasco (03/14/2015) [-]
That's literally what happened to me at my first pre-release, except I didn't win anything.

Good job! Winning once is a victory.
User avatar #2653 - tvfreakuk (03/14/2015) [-]
lol, just realised I typed "one the third", but you at least got what I meant.
User avatar #2654 - codyxvasco (03/14/2015) [-]
lol yeah. That victory felt so good. They ended up scooping! Some of my friends ended up winning packs, idk how.

Can't wait for next prerelease!
#177676 - It's just, even SEEING these people brings me down. Hell, they…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/13/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#177678 - fefe (03/13/2015) [-]
Consider who your friends are. I had probably well over 200 people I could call friends when I was in high school but the friends truly I care about and that care about me I can count on one hand. If it really bothers you try checking with them sometime. Never know they may be just as bored as you in between the hang outs and maybe they'd never considered if you wanted to hang out because they figured you were busy or something?
User avatar #177679 - codyxvasco (03/13/2015) [-]
I never really had any friends growing up, a few aquaintances throughout the years because I was likeable. But I didn't ever go to anyone's house or have anyone over mine. Now that I met such awesome people in college it makes me wonder how long they are going to last before the year ends and I leave everyone's life.
#177682 - fefe (03/13/2015) [-]
Then it's up to you to take that initiative and become better friends. Just find something you and your friend would enjoy and suggest it. In time I'm sure they'll appreciate your company more and more.

My best friend and I met at the bus stop I was incredibly awkward trying to find something to talk about and eventually our friendship progressed from where we just talked there and on the bus to what it is today. Now 8 years later, we're pretty much brothers, he's in the Marines living on the other side of the country but we still hang out whenever he comes back. If you make some close friends it won't matter what separates you.
User avatar #177687 - codyxvasco (03/13/2015) [-]
I just get so nervous about what these people think of me and I'm hyperconscious of everything I do. It takes so long for me to get used to people. But I'll try.
#2632 - I went to the Prerelease for Fate Reforged and got absolutely …  [+] (12 new replies) 03/13/2015 on /hobby/ +1
#2633 - tvfreakuk (03/13/2015) [-]
Every time I've played it it's been fun, but the worst part of any game is when you're playing against someone with blue and they counter your spell.
One time, I had a counter, but then he countered my counter with his own counter.
User avatar #2634 - codyxvasco (03/13/2015) [-]
I used to have so much fun with a White/Blue Lifegain/Control that was all about safety with counter spells. I loved it, but the whole, "In response, I counter that, in response I counter that, " get's pretty annoying.
User avatar #2635 - tvfreakuk (03/13/2015) [-]
There are some fun things to do with blue decks that are just basically the ultimate dick move cards, and I kind of love it.
I specifically bought 'Turn Into Frog' because I wanted to be an arsehole. But I'm looking to get Polymorphist's Jest - seeing as it's just 10x better than Turn Into Frog because it turns all of the opponent's creatures into 1/1 frogs (only for 1 turn, but it's pretty decent if you want to block but your creature is too weak
Also just as a way to stave off death - because he could have two creatures attacking with 4 strength each, and you have 8 life; so turning them into 1/1 only deals you 2 damage. Then you can probably also block with a creature if it's got 2 strength - then you only receive 1 damage.
It just seems like an awesome as fuck card.
User avatar #2636 - codyxvasco (03/13/2015) [-]
Tromokatis- Can't be blocked unless all your opponents creatures block it.
Pacisism- Enchanted creature can't attack or block.

Enchant one of their creatures, they can't block with it, making Tromokratis unblockable.
#2637 - tvfreakuk (03/13/2015) [-]
Well fuck, I need to get those.
Wish I had time to get Tromokratis before tonight. I think tonight is the only modern night for a couple weeks and neither of them are block legal, and Pacifism isn't even standard legal

I generally play blue/green right now - but I have white cards that would make a decent blue/white deck.
User avatar #2638 - codyxvasco (03/13/2015) [-]
I don't really follow up with what's standard/modern/etc. I only play casual.
User avatar #2639 - tvfreakuk (03/13/2015) [-]
I guess it's cool in casual - it's just I'm interested in getting into FNM so I have to make sure that my cards are only modern for tonight.
The guy at the place said that if someone does accidentally play a card that's against the rules, they'll just let them play it as a land of whatever colour it is; but then you get some people who are dicks.

He was telling me about how in official matches with Morphs, you need to reveal what was under the Morph card at the end of the match - otherwise you are disqualified; and that for the most part the actual people who judge the event might not care, the opponent who lost might be a complete twat, and take your forgetting to show your Morph card and shout "ref! ref! he didn't show his Morph, he's disqualified!"
User avatar #2640 - codyxvasco (03/13/2015) [-]
I had a guy during a pre-release go around trying to figure out if his Dash card still goes back to his hand if it dies in combat. Some people are dumb, but I haven't dealt with any jerks. I usually tell them up front that I'm new and never play official games like this and they are always nice about it.
User avatar #2649 - tvfreakuk (03/13/2015) [-]
Didn't go as well as I'd hoped. But did better than expected. Lost my first two rounds, one the third, and then lost my final round.
I came 21st out of 30-ish people, and won a new deckbox.
User avatar #2652 - codyxvasco (03/14/2015) [-]
That's literally what happened to me at my first pre-release, except I didn't win anything.

Good job! Winning once is a victory.
User avatar #2653 - tvfreakuk (03/14/2015) [-]
lol, just realised I typed "one the third", but you at least got what I meant.
User avatar #2654 - codyxvasco (03/14/2015) [-]
lol yeah. That victory felt so good. They ended up scooping! Some of my friends ended up winning packs, idk how.

Can't wait for next prerelease!
#2630 - Nice! This is the image I used on my playmat. …  [+] (14 new replies) 03/13/2015 on /hobby/ +1
User avatar #2631 - tvfreakuk (03/13/2015) [-]
Yeah, I've been playing the video game on Steam a lot recently (demo because no more money for a while) and I'm learning a little better from that.
My first FNM will be later today - excited, but I imagine I'll be completely obliterated in the first match; I'm confident in my deck, I just tend to make stupid mistakes like forgetting to attack or blocking with the wrong creature and stuff like that
User avatar #2632 - codyxvasco (03/13/2015) [-]
I went to the Prerelease for Fate Reforged and got absolutely rekt, but the experience is so much fun that I'm going to the next one. Don't worry, the more you play the more you learn. I ended up attacking with a dragon like 4 times and everytime it attacked I was supposed to put a +2/+2 counter on my weakest creature and every time I forgot to do that.
#2633 - tvfreakuk (03/13/2015) [-]
Every time I've played it it's been fun, but the worst part of any game is when you're playing against someone with blue and they counter your spell.
One time, I had a counter, but then he countered my counter with his own counter.
User avatar #2634 - codyxvasco (03/13/2015) [-]
I used to have so much fun with a White/Blue Lifegain/Control that was all about safety with counter spells. I loved it, but the whole, "In response, I counter that, in response I counter that, " get's pretty annoying.
User avatar #2635 - tvfreakuk (03/13/2015) [-]
There are some fun things to do with blue decks that are just basically the ultimate dick move cards, and I kind of love it.
I specifically bought 'Turn Into Frog' because I wanted to be an arsehole. But I'm looking to get Polymorphist's Jest - seeing as it's just 10x better than Turn Into Frog because it turns all of the opponent's creatures into 1/1 frogs (only for 1 turn, but it's pretty decent if you want to block but your creature is too weak
Also just as a way to stave off death - because he could have two creatures attacking with 4 strength each, and you have 8 life; so turning them into 1/1 only deals you 2 damage. Then you can probably also block with a creature if it's got 2 strength - then you only receive 1 damage.
It just seems like an awesome as fuck card.
User avatar #2636 - codyxvasco (03/13/2015) [-]
Tromokatis- Can't be blocked unless all your opponents creatures block it.
Pacisism- Enchanted creature can't attack or block.

Enchant one of their creatures, they can't block with it, making Tromokratis unblockable.
#2637 - tvfreakuk (03/13/2015) [-]
Well fuck, I need to get those.
Wish I had time to get Tromokratis before tonight. I think tonight is the only modern night for a couple weeks and neither of them are block legal, and Pacifism isn't even standard legal

I generally play blue/green right now - but I have white cards that would make a decent blue/white deck.
User avatar #2638 - codyxvasco (03/13/2015) [-]
I don't really follow up with what's standard/modern/etc. I only play casual.
User avatar #2639 - tvfreakuk (03/13/2015) [-]
I guess it's cool in casual - it's just I'm interested in getting into FNM so I have to make sure that my cards are only modern for tonight.
The guy at the place said that if someone does accidentally play a card that's against the rules, they'll just let them play it as a land of whatever colour it is; but then you get some people who are dicks.

He was telling me about how in official matches with Morphs, you need to reveal what was under the Morph card at the end of the match - otherwise you are disqualified; and that for the most part the actual people who judge the event might not care, the opponent who lost might be a complete twat, and take your forgetting to show your Morph card and shout "ref! ref! he didn't show his Morph, he's disqualified!"
User avatar #2640 - codyxvasco (03/13/2015) [-]
I had a guy during a pre-release go around trying to figure out if his Dash card still goes back to his hand if it dies in combat. Some people are dumb, but I haven't dealt with any jerks. I usually tell them up front that I'm new and never play official games like this and they are always nice about it.
User avatar #2649 - tvfreakuk (03/13/2015) [-]
Didn't go as well as I'd hoped. But did better than expected. Lost my first two rounds, one the third, and then lost my final round.
I came 21st out of 30-ish people, and won a new deckbox.
User avatar #2652 - codyxvasco (03/14/2015) [-]
That's literally what happened to me at my first pre-release, except I didn't win anything.

Good job! Winning once is a victory.
User avatar #2653 - tvfreakuk (03/14/2015) [-]
lol, just realised I typed "one the third", but you at least got what I meant.
User avatar #2654 - codyxvasco (03/14/2015) [-]
lol yeah. That victory felt so good. They ended up scooping! Some of my friends ended up winning packs, idk how.

Can't wait for next prerelease!
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User avatar #177738 - organiclead (03/13/2015) [-]
It's probably worth taking a break from Facebook for a while. I know it's hard to justify not talking anymore, but it really helps if you're at the point where seeing other people happy makes you unhappy.
User avatar #177749 - codyxvasco (03/14/2015) [-]
But apart from facebook I don't really have anything else to do with my time.
#177675 - fefe (03/13/2015) [-]
Firstly, let me just say most people's facebooks are like a highlight reel of their lives. There's even been an article that mentioned there being some science behind it and how you're feeling now guardianlv.com/2013/08/facebook-causes-depression-new-study-says/ . The more you dwell on it the worse it gets.

If you truly desire change your only option is to seize it for yourself. Pleasing/impressing others is all well and good but you need to please/impress yourself. Once you can do that you can begin trying to do the same for others.
User avatar #177676 - codyxvasco (03/13/2015) [-]
It's just, even SEEING these people brings me down. Hell, they could have hung out once the entire break and taken only one picture and it makes me think that they don't think of me nearly as much as I think of them.

But I agree that some people only post the absolute best to make people think highly of them.
#177678 - fefe (03/13/2015) [-]
Consider who your friends are. I had probably well over 200 people I could call friends when I was in high school but the friends truly I care about and that care about me I can count on one hand. If it really bothers you try checking with them sometime. Never know they may be just as bored as you in between the hang outs and maybe they'd never considered if you wanted to hang out because they figured you were busy or something?
User avatar #177679 - codyxvasco (03/13/2015) [-]
I never really had any friends growing up, a few aquaintances throughout the years because I was likeable. But I didn't ever go to anyone's house or have anyone over mine. Now that I met such awesome people in college it makes me wonder how long they are going to last before the year ends and I leave everyone's life.
#177682 - fefe (03/13/2015) [-]
Then it's up to you to take that initiative and become better friends. Just find something you and your friend would enjoy and suggest it. In time I'm sure they'll appreciate your company more and more.

My best friend and I met at the bus stop I was incredibly awkward trying to find something to talk about and eventually our friendship progressed from where we just talked there and on the bus to what it is today. Now 8 years later, we're pretty much brothers, he's in the Marines living on the other side of the country but we still hang out whenever he comes back. If you make some close friends it won't matter what separates you.
User avatar #177687 - codyxvasco (03/13/2015) [-]
I just get so nervous about what these people think of me and I'm hyperconscious of everything I do. It takes so long for me to get used to people. But I'll try.
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#482 - codyxvasco (01/19/2015) [-]
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**** yes it does
User avatar #481 - tries (01/19/2015) [-]
hi ;)
#484 to #483 - tries (01/19/2015) [-]
YOU SHOULD TRIES AS HARD AS YOU CAN WHEN DONG THINGS
#485 to #484 - codyxvasco (01/19/2015) [-]
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hanks
User avatar #479 - nought (11/25/2014) [-]
Hello cody
#478 - codyxvasco (04/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #477 - dildoes (11/08/2013) [-]
babe i love u
btw ad my steam
search up "mariothelegn" then add bee.
User avatar #475 - dildoes (07/16/2013) [-]
why dont you love me anymore?
;_;
you never even come on
User avatar #476 to #475 - codyxvasco (09/02/2013) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #448 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
hello lovely.
User avatar #469 to #448 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Mason?
User avatar #470 to #469 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Yeah.
I wonder if you'll ever realize without me telling you.
You really are slow.
User avatar #471 to #470 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Slow as a turtle!
User avatar #472 to #471 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Turtles are faster.
User avatar #473 to #472 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
So how's life?
User avatar #474 to #473 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
live
you?
User avatar #475 to #474 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Borring.
User avatar #449 to #448 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Hello?
User avatar #450 to #449 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
why the question mark?
User avatar #451 to #450 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
WHO ARE YOU!!?!?
User avatar #452 to #451 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Well, I'm certainly not levchenko.
User avatar #453 to #452 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Hi levchenko
User avatar #454 to #453 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But...
My name says that I'm not!
User avatar #455 to #454 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
It's unconvincing
User avatar #456 to #455 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Too bad. I'm still not levchenko
User avatar #457 to #456 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Alrighty then.
User avatar #458 to #457 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Anyway, I came to this smelly cave to speak to the one that they call codyxvasco
Where is he?
User avatar #459 to #458 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
It is I you seek, Now I pray you'll get on with what it is you request before I grow impacient. Welp.
User avatar #460 to #459 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I forgot what I was going to say.
I'm certain it was important though.
User avatar #461 to #460 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Stick around until you remember, I'll be here, being more important than you.
User avatar #462 to #461 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I'm certainly more important than you!
At least I'm not a feg.
User avatar #463 to #462 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
At least I don't know what a feg is.
User avatar #464 to #463 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
It's like fag, only spelled wrong.
User avatar #465 to #464 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh....mmmk.
User avatar #466 to #465 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But you're a lovely fag.
<3
User avatar #467 to #466 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Yay!!
User avatar #468 to #467 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh, and by the way,

It's me.
User avatar #405 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
WHY DON'T YOU LOVED ME ANYMORE
User avatar #406 to #405 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
I do. Why don't we talk? Let's talk.
User avatar #445 to #406 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
has anyone ever told you that you have lovely eyes?
User avatar #447 to #446 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
I prefer M, it's a very nice letter.
User avatar #427 to #406 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but still, i don't think you should be looking at me for a masculine friend.
User avatar #428 to #427 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Aren't you male? Good enough fur me.
User avatar #429 to #428 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
well, yes.
but i'm a faggot.
User avatar #430 to #429 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Aw, is you a homosex?
User avatar #431 to #430 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
yes.
do you not remember me?
because of actual memories with actual friends?
User avatar #432 to #431 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
I have a bunch of people I haven't talked to in a while and I forget peoples sexualities. Sorry, lol.
User avatar #433 to #432 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
don't be sorry.
forget me entirely then live a full life with real friends.
User avatar #434 to #433 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Nah, I need my internet buds.
User avatar #435 to #434 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
no you don't.
FORGET MEEE
User avatar #436 to #435 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAAR!!!!


*aggressively hugs*
User avatar #437 to #436 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
g'bye
<3
User avatar #438 to #437 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NOOESSS!!
User avatar #439 to #438 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
have sweet dreams of large women.
User avatar #440 to #439 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NOO!!!

CUM BACH!!!
User avatar #441 to #440 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
johann sebastian bach?
User avatar #442 to #441 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
....idk
User avatar #443 to #442 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
OKILOVEYOUBYE
User avatar #444 to #443 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAR LEAVE!!!

User avatar #407 to #406 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
ok.
so, what's new?
User avatar #408 to #407 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
Not much, video games and masturbation. Same as usual.
User avatar #409 to #408 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
i love talking with you because of all the self esteem boost that comes from it.
i've been climbing mountains, and mastering pogosticking even more.
User avatar #410 to #409 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
Well i've been doing gymnastics and shooting bottles, I've also added to my knife and sword collection.

I just don't feel like talking about anything productive I've done.
User avatar #411 to #410 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
shooting bottles as in?...
User avatar #412 to #411 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Shattering them to pieces with tiny balls of copper.
User avatar #413 to #412 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
I prefer a bow and arrow to bb guns.
it seems so much more... elegant.
User avatar #414 to #413 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
My friend was shooting my crossbow but it's as inaccurate as balls.
User avatar #415 to #414 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
probably because he was **** at maintaining it, or he just sucks.
User avatar #416 to #415 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
It's salvaged from my basement with awful sights and a string that;s past it's prime.


And he's a she.
User avatar #417 to #416 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
since when do you have friends?!
User avatar #418 to #417 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
I GOTS FRIENDS!
User avatar #419 to #418 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
congrats.
User avatar #420 to #419 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
They're all awesome 'n **** .
User avatar #421 to #420 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
i guess you don't need me anymore.
*slowly fades away*
User avatar #422 to #421 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
OH YES I DO!

*summons you back*
User avatar #423 to #422 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you've learned the magic of friendship made friends! why would you need me? that's what i was sent here to help you with.
User avatar #426 to #423 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Well I'm usually tired and worn out when I get home and talk to people like you but I'm like, a little insane in real life during the day.
User avatar #424 to #423 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Because I could always use guy friends. I think I've been around Kayla so much I'm becoming feminine.
User avatar #425 to #424 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you were already feminine
But I'm probably even more feminine than her.
but you're boring as balls.
User avatar #391 - dildoes (04/23/2013) [-]
do you still love me?
User avatar #392 to #391 - codyxvasco (04/23/2013) [-]
I dunno.
User avatar #393 to #392 - dildoes (04/24/2013) [-]
</3
#390 - codyxvasco (04/20/2013) [-]
Do you want this?
#388 - codyxvasco (04/18/2013) [-]
Sparkyoneonetwo   
   
   
Still want to be 			******		 by these?
Sparkyoneonetwo


Still want to be ****** by these?
User avatar #389 to #388 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/18/2013) [-]
why not??
#387 - codyxvasco (04/16/2013) [-]
Cody, check this 			****		 out!
Cody, check this **** out!
User avatar #382 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!

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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
User avatar #383 to #382 - codyxvasco (04/07/2013) [-]
***** fo reel?!
User avatar #384 to #383 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
obviously
<3
User avatar #378 - codyxvasco (03/30/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled user kisushima ** wanna talk?
User avatar #380 to #379 - codyxvasco (03/30/2013) [-]
Aww, You're adowableeee!
#381 to #380 - kisushima (03/30/2013) [-]
I know.. ¬¬
I know.. ¬¬
User avatar #377 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
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#376 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled a random comment #55018 posted by thatnigger at Slice of Life thread 3 ** :
Monogatari will sell no matter what. It's pretty good though, don't mind the fanserves too much.

I'm more into white girls though. My sister would be black and so I wouldn't really want her or see her like that. If I had an adopted white sister though, **** that would be pretty awesome if you know what I mean.

Down at some construction site. "Damn I would drill that ass all night". And so It began.

Black Heart gets lonely so you want her? But you already like Black sister? And sister already with some other guy? Kill the guy and get both, problem solved.

I've downloaded it. I'll play it some other time. I'm way to busy for that.

Also how your days been? I've downloaded some more series to watch for the summer. Got so much, summer ganna be fun.
User avatar #375 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
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