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Youtube Channel: codyxvasco592
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Consoles Owned: Ps3, Wii, PC
Video Games Played: TF2, Cod zombies, Knock Knock
PSN: C-virus3490
Interests: CoD Zombies, Small craft projects, pets, swagbucks, sleep, Doctor who, Torchwood,
Date Signed Up:3/28/2011
Last Login:11/26/2014
Location:Lakeville Massachusettes
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#1 - This can't be real, tomahawks never actually hit the player in…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2013 on So high right now... 0
User avatar #2 - leakycheeks (01/15/2013) [-]
Your logic astounds me sir.
#1 - So cooking=killing zombies? 01/15/2013 on win +1
#12 - Fixed. 01/15/2013 on Ur Fukked Kid +1
#3 - I have no ******* clue what i'm looking at, but i…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/15/2013 on The power of a finger +72
User avatar #20 - harrypottergirl (01/16/2013) [-]
it's an anime where a guy is stuck taking care of a demons child it's really funny because the guy can't go father than 15 feet away from the kid without get shocked.
User avatar #4 - faggotishshit (01/15/2013) [-]
google uu54321uu if you want the CIA:D
User avatar #35 - thatnerdyguy (01/16/2013) [-]
I don't get it, what's supposed to be bringing the CIA from that?
User avatar #38 - faggotishshit (01/16/2013) [-]
Look at images:D
User avatar #39 - thatnerdyguy (01/16/2013) [-]
Either it's been removed, or I've been completely desensitized.
Were some of the naked people underaged or something?
User avatar #40 - faggotishshit (01/17/2013) [-]
Go to Safesearch, and turn it off.
User avatar #7 - codyxvasco (01/15/2013) [-]
Searched, not convinced.
#16 - bloodyranger (01/16/2013) [-]
Don't ask me why I remember this, but in the original Dragon Ball, I remember that they drew Goku naked like this with the same style...
User avatar #17 - codyxvasco (01/16/2013) [-]
Oh yes, I do remember. What exactly is this from though?
#18 - bloodyranger (01/16/2013) [-]
An anime called Beezlebub. Basically the baby is 99% of the time naked and is always drawn like that.
#8 - Barely. 01/15/2013 on way 2 go disney 0
#1 - There should be more Fire-Fighting starter evolutions … 01/15/2013 on Game Logic compilation +13
#6 - I feel like she's a lesbian.  [+] (6 new replies) 01/15/2013 on Mad fingering skills +13
User avatar #10 - gormless (01/16/2013) [-]
Why's that?
User avatar #11 - codyxvasco (01/16/2013) [-]
No one with a vagina could resist her mad fingering skills.
User avatar #12 - gwlk (01/16/2013) [-]
Your logic is faulty.
User avatar #13 - codyxvasco (01/16/2013) [-]
Fine, women and men that enjoy anal play.

Why so picky Mr. Anal?
User avatar #14 - gwlk (01/16/2013) [-]
Still faulty. She wouldn't be a lesbian just because someone else wants her to be.
No, she's a lesbian because of her haircut, but not for your reason.
User avatar #15 - codyxvasco (01/16/2013) [-]
For a second I thought you were taking the internet seriously. I almost flipped out.
#6 - Disney channel has fallen apart. Every single show on thei…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/15/2013 on way 2 go disney +3
#9 - Womens Study Major (01/16/2013) [-]
Gravity Falls begs to differ.

A rare gem, but a gem none the less.
User avatar #10 - codyxvasco (01/16/2013) [-]
Oh fuck, I completely forgot.

Dude that show kinda scares me.
#11 - scooba (01/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #12 - codyxvasco (01/16/2013) [-]
I meant "3 letters back" and "Stan is not who he seems"
User avatar #7 - quitethedelicacy (01/15/2013) [-]
Agreed. Even Nickelodeon is better than their crap.
User avatar #8 - codyxvasco (01/15/2013) [-]
Barely.
#2 - I DON'T WANT TO BE CALLED CODY VASCONCELLOS I WANT MY… 01/15/2013 on The internet is such a nice... +4
#4 - I want a friend.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/15/2013 on Whats gonna Work!?!? +22
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User avatar #11 - codyxvasco (01/15/2013) [-]
H-....How would that benefit anything?
User avatar #10 - happypancake (01/15/2013) [-]
Jesus, why
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#1 - youllfindmewhenthepandoricaopens How is that a username?  [+] (7 new replies) 01/15/2013 on Douchebag Jar +6
User avatar #41 - potterfan (01/16/2013) [-]
It's not a username it's a URL...
User avatar #45 - codyxvasco (01/16/2013) [-]
I dunno how to Tumblr.
User avatar #49 - potterfan (01/16/2013) [-]
You follow random blogs with the same interests as you and maybe come down with a bad case of feels...
#2 - thewebspinner (01/15/2013) [-]
do you even pandorica??

User avatar #4 - codyxvasco (01/15/2013) [-]
I just think there could have been a better way of saying that.

Like LadyPandorica

Or

Pandorapandorica

And was that a line from River with 10 or 11?
User avatar #8 - jimthesquirrelking (01/15/2013) [-]
Sweet, something i can answer. Its from the second angel episode in the maze of the dead. The last thing River says to him is "look for me when the pandorica opens"
User avatar #9 - codyxvasco (01/15/2013) [-]
I could have sworn there was an episode of 10 condescendingly saying "the pandorica" as if THAT could possibly exist.

I guess it was 11.
#14 - This post hurts my dick. 01/15/2013 on Who would make up something... 0
#1 - Look at all her emotion. 01/15/2013 on Fixed version. read desc. :) +4
#3 - Adele has a song called rolling in the google it. 01/15/2013 on fuck, my sides 0
#2 - HOLY **** 01/15/2013 on just my pencil 0
#7 - Comment deleted 01/15/2013 on Awesome things 0
#3 - I wish I could macromedia flash.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/15/2013 on Nostalgia GIF 0
User avatar #4 - irishzombieslayer (01/15/2013) [-]
this was made with easytoon
User avatar #6 - codyxvasco (01/15/2013) [-]
Then I wish I could easytoon.


Actually, easytoon sounds pretty simple.
User avatar #9 - irishzombieslayer (01/15/2013) [-]
it really is,it just takes time and its free
#2 - Howcast is great. They actually had an advert that was liter… 01/15/2013 on Thanks Howcast +5
#1 - I never said faint. I just passed out. 01/15/2013 on grocery shopping +54
#74 - That's how life works. Parents will always walk in on somethin…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/15/2013 on Origins +5
User avatar #96 - lasmamoe (01/15/2013) [-]
Exactly.

>Mom is zapping through the channels.
>Goes through channel with "007 Goldeneye"
>I say "Go back, that movie is great"
>Goes back
>Hits the one scene in the movie where Pierce Brosnan is having incredibly loud and rough sex with the strangle-legs woman..
>No one says a word for 20minutes.
User avatar #107 - codyxvasco (01/15/2013) [-]
Omg, who was that? Xenia Onatop? God that bitch was sexay as fuuuuck.

Except in Goldeneye: Rogue agent, in that she was just weird.
User avatar #98 - lasmamoe (01/15/2013) [-]
I dont exactly know why i thought that was related to what you said.
#42 - Alrighty. < Unrelated I tried makin' a gif. 01/15/2013 on Kaka carrot cake 0
#339 - No, their only goal is to KILL EVERYTHING. And when they reach… 01/15/2013 on Two Possibilities 0
#20 - It means I'm too lazy to google it, and thanks. 01/15/2013 on Surprise Motherfucker 0
#181 - 'Tis quite alright. 01/15/2013 on Something Wrong With This? 0
#76 - I like you as well. 01/15/2013 on An Hero +1
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User avatar #479 - nought (11/25/2014) [-]
Hello cody
#478 - codyxvasco (04/23/2014) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled image**
User avatar #477 - dildoes (11/08/2013) [-]
babe i love u
btw ad my steam
search up "mariothelegn" then add bee.
User avatar #475 - dildoes (07/16/2013) [-]
why dont you love me anymore?
;_;
you never even come on
User avatar #476 to #475 - codyxvasco (09/02/2013) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #448 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
hello lovely.
User avatar #469 to #448 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Mason?
User avatar #470 to #469 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Yeah.
I wonder if you'll ever realize without me telling you.
You really are slow.
User avatar #471 to #470 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Slow as a turtle!
User avatar #472 to #471 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Turtles are faster.
User avatar #473 to #472 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
So how's life?
User avatar #474 to #473 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
live
you?
User avatar #475 to #474 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Borring.
User avatar #449 to #448 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Hello?
User avatar #450 to #449 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
why the question mark?
User avatar #451 to #450 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
WHO ARE YOU!!?!?
User avatar #452 to #451 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Well, I'm certainly not levchenko.
User avatar #453 to #452 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Hi levchenko
User avatar #454 to #453 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But...
My name says that I'm not!
User avatar #455 to #454 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
It's unconvincing
User avatar #456 to #455 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Too bad. I'm still not levchenko
User avatar #457 to #456 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Alrighty then.
User avatar #458 to #457 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Anyway, I came to this smelly cave to speak to the one that they call codyxvasco
Where is he?
User avatar #459 to #458 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
It is I you seek, Now I pray you'll get on with what it is you request before I grow impacient. Welp.
User avatar #460 to #459 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I forgot what I was going to say.
I'm certain it was important though.
User avatar #461 to #460 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Stick around until you remember, I'll be here, being more important than you.
User avatar #462 to #461 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I'm certainly more important than you!
At least I'm not a feg.
User avatar #463 to #462 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
At least I don't know what a feg is.
User avatar #464 to #463 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
It's like fag, only spelled wrong.
User avatar #465 to #464 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh....mmmk.
User avatar #466 to #465 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But you're a lovely fag.
<3
User avatar #467 to #466 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Yay!!
User avatar #468 to #467 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh, and by the way,

It's me.
User avatar #405 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
WHY DON'T YOU LOVED ME ANYMORE
User avatar #406 to #405 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
I do. Why don't we talk? Let's talk.
User avatar #445 to #406 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
has anyone ever told you that you have lovely eyes?
User avatar #447 to #446 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
I prefer M, it's a very nice letter.
User avatar #427 to #406 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but still, i don't think you should be looking at me for a masculine friend.
User avatar #428 to #427 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Aren't you male? Good enough fur me.
User avatar #429 to #428 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
well, yes.
but i'm a faggot.
User avatar #430 to #429 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Aw, is you a homosex?
User avatar #431 to #430 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
yes.
do you not remember me?
because of actual memories with actual friends?
User avatar #432 to #431 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
I have a bunch of people I haven't talked to in a while and I forget peoples sexualities. Sorry, lol.
User avatar #433 to #432 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
don't be sorry.
forget me entirely then live a full life with real friends.
User avatar #434 to #433 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Nah, I need my internet buds.
User avatar #435 to #434 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
no you don't.
FORGET MEEE
User avatar #436 to #435 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAAR!!!!


*aggressively hugs*
User avatar #437 to #436 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
g'bye
<3
User avatar #438 to #437 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NOOESSS!!
User avatar #439 to #438 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
have sweet dreams of large women.
User avatar #440 to #439 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NOO!!!

CUM BACH!!!
User avatar #441 to #440 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
johann sebastian bach?
User avatar #442 to #441 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
....idk
User avatar #443 to #442 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
OKILOVEYOUBYE
User avatar #444 to #443 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAR LEAVE!!!

User avatar #407 to #406 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
ok.
so, what's new?
User avatar #408 to #407 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
Not much, video games and masturbation. Same as usual.
User avatar #409 to #408 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
i love talking with you because of all the self esteem boost that comes from it.
i've been climbing mountains, and mastering pogosticking even more.
User avatar #410 to #409 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
Well i've been doing gymnastics and shooting bottles, I've also added to my knife and sword collection.

I just don't feel like talking about anything productive I've done.
User avatar #411 to #410 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
shooting bottles as in?...
User avatar #412 to #411 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Shattering them to pieces with tiny balls of copper.
User avatar #413 to #412 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
I prefer a bow and arrow to bb guns.
it seems so much more... elegant.
User avatar #414 to #413 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
My friend was shooting my crossbow but it's as inaccurate as balls.
User avatar #415 to #414 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
probably because he was **** at maintaining it, or he just sucks.
User avatar #416 to #415 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
It's salvaged from my basement with awful sights and a string that;s past it's prime.


And he's a she.
User avatar #417 to #416 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
since when do you have friends?!
User avatar #418 to #417 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
I GOTS FRIENDS!
User avatar #419 to #418 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
congrats.
User avatar #420 to #419 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
They're all awesome 'n **** .
User avatar #421 to #420 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
i guess you don't need me anymore.
*slowly fades away*
User avatar #422 to #421 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
OH YES I DO!

*summons you back*
User avatar #423 to #422 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you've learned the magic of friendship made friends! why would you need me? that's what i was sent here to help you with.
User avatar #426 to #423 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Well I'm usually tired and worn out when I get home and talk to people like you but I'm like, a little insane in real life during the day.
User avatar #424 to #423 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Because I could always use guy friends. I think I've been around Kayla so much I'm becoming feminine.
User avatar #425 to #424 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you were already feminine
But I'm probably even more feminine than her.
but you're boring as balls.
User avatar #391 - dildoes (04/23/2013) [-]
do you still love me?
User avatar #392 to #391 - codyxvasco (04/23/2013) [-]
I dunno.
User avatar #393 to #392 - dildoes (04/24/2013) [-]
</3
#390 - codyxvasco (04/20/2013) [-]
Do you want this?
#388 - codyxvasco (04/18/2013) [-]
Sparkyoneonetwo   
   
   
Still want to be 						******					 by these?
Sparkyoneonetwo


Still want to be ****** by these?
User avatar #389 to #388 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/18/2013) [-]
why not??
#387 - codyxvasco (04/16/2013) [-]
Cody, check this 						****					 out!
Cody, check this **** out!
User avatar #382 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!

........____________________, ,
....../ `---___________----_____] = = = = = D
...../==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//

WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
User avatar #384 to #383 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
obviously
<3
User avatar #378 - codyxvasco (03/30/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled user kisushima ** wanna talk?
User avatar #380 to #379 - codyxvasco (03/30/2013) [-]
Aww, You're adowableeee!
#381 to #380 - kisushima (03/30/2013) [-]
I know.. ¬¬
I know.. ¬¬
User avatar #377 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled user darlingdo **
#376 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled a random comment #55018 posted by thatnigger at Slice of Life thread 3 ** :
Monogatari will sell no matter what. It's pretty good though, don't mind the fanserves too much.

I'm more into white girls though. My sister would be black and so I wouldn't really want her or see her like that. If I had an adopted white sister though, **** that would be pretty awesome if you know what I mean.

Down at some construction site. "Damn I would drill that ass all night". And so It began.

Black Heart gets lonely so you want her? But you already like Black sister? And sister already with some other guy? Kill the guy and get both, problem solved.

I've downloaded it. I'll play it some other time. I'm way to busy for that.

Also how your days been? I've downloaded some more series to watch for the summer. Got so much, summer ganna be fun.
User avatar #375 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolls 8**
#372 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled a random image posted in comment #3302514 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE **
User avatar #370 - mandatorytrolling (03/19/2013) [-]
Well damn. Thought I was in the art board... and I replied to the wrong person. Anyway Thank you for Reminding me of a few Photoshop things! I have forgoten too much of it.
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