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codyxvasco

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Youtube Channel: codyxvasco592
Steam Profile: codyxvasco
Consoles Owned: Ps3, Wii, PC
Video Games Played: TF2, Cod zombies, Knock Knock
PSN: C-virus3490
Interests: CoD Zombies, Small craft projects, pets, swagbucks, sleep, Doctor who, Torchwood,
Date Signed Up:3/28/2011
Last Login:2/28/2015
Location:Lakeville Massachusettes
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#11010
Comment Ranking:#1923
Highest Content Rank:#1248
Highest Comment Rank:#44
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Level 341 Comments: Sold Soul → Level 342 Comments: Sold Soul
Subscribers:9
Content Views:441925
Times Content Favorited:710 times
Total Comments Made:12015
FJ Points:19395
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I want things, and also stuff.

latest user's comments

#11 - Creepy balcony alien? anyone have that pic?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/19/2013 on Google Street View +1
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User avatar #32 - codyxvasco (01/20/2013) [-]
They blurred this out for some reason.

Suuspiiicoussss.
#8 - Frosted miniwheats! And I'll never look at them the same way again! 01/19/2013 on Won the fucking lottery... 0
#44 - When I wanted to watch my little pony I did something similar … 01/19/2013 on What did you think I was... 0
#15 - I think ever straight man finds him attractive. 01/19/2013 on Good Guy Tom +8
#48 - That pizza looks pretty good. At least it doesn't loo… 01/19/2013 on How is this guy still single? 0
#6807 - You should watch "the breakfast bunch" 01/19/2013 on Television - cartoon... 0
#306281 - It's not a good feeling.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #306286 - ghostninja (01/19/2013) [-]
i could imagine
#306222 - I don't think you know me very well. 01/19/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#306217 - I need money. and a job.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/19/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#306219 - fivewordminimum has deleted their comment.
User avatar #306222 - codyxvasco (01/19/2013) [-]
I don't think you know me very well.
#306215 - I can't game on this Pc anymore. He's on his last legs.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/19/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#306216 - fivewordminimum has deleted their comment.
User avatar #306217 - codyxvasco (01/19/2013) [-]
I need money.
and a job.
#306219 - fivewordminimum has deleted their comment.
User avatar #306222 - codyxvasco (01/19/2013) [-]
I don't think you know me very well.
#306213 - Thanks. 01/19/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#1 - I think you need to be legally retarded to get on the "I … 01/19/2013 on Nickelodeon, STAHP +1
#306209 - I need to be consoled. My Ps3 froze at round 37 in Zombies…  [+] (12 new replies) 01/19/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #306262 - ghostninja (01/19/2013) [-]
;0
User avatar #306281 - codyxvasco (01/19/2013) [-]
It's not a good feeling.
User avatar #306286 - ghostninja (01/19/2013) [-]
i could imagine
#306227 - fargone (01/19/2013) [-]
>consoled
Maybe I'm just tired, but that made me laugh hysterically.
#306212 - fivewordminimum has deleted their comment.
User avatar #306215 - codyxvasco (01/19/2013) [-]
I can't game on this Pc anymore.

He's on his last legs.
#306216 - fivewordminimum has deleted their comment.
User avatar #306217 - codyxvasco (01/19/2013) [-]
I need money.
and a job.
#306219 - fivewordminimum has deleted their comment.
User avatar #306222 - codyxvasco (01/19/2013) [-]
I don't think you know me very well.
#306211 - fivewordminimum has deleted their comment.
User avatar #306213 - codyxvasco (01/19/2013) [-]
Thanks.
#49573 - Level 100's and up shouldn't see them. 01/19/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +2
#49544 - But I'm a high enough level.....I shouldn't see them!  [+] (2 new replies) 01/19/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #49546 - samoaspider (01/19/2013) [-]
where is it written that we are not supposed to see them at some level? (i'm confused)
User avatar #49573 - codyxvasco (01/19/2013) [-]
Level 100's and up shouldn't see them.
#49537 - If I'm logged in.....why do I see ads?  [+] (5 new replies) 01/19/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #49542 - samoaspider (01/19/2013) [-]
install Adblocker, very useful extension
chrome: chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/adblock/gighmmpiobklfepjocnamgkkbiglidom

mozilla:
addons.mozilla.org/en-us/firefox/addon/adblock-plus/


(Also ads keep this site running, thats why members see ads too by default)
User avatar #49553 - alphajunk (01/19/2013) [-]
Thanks bro,i just downloaded it and it removed the ads on the website!
User avatar #49544 - codyxvasco (01/19/2013) [-]
But I'm a high enough level.....I shouldn't see them!
User avatar #49546 - samoaspider (01/19/2013) [-]
where is it written that we are not supposed to see them at some level? (i'm confused)
User avatar #49573 - codyxvasco (01/19/2013) [-]
Level 100's and up shouldn't see them.
#2743480 - I am not beta!  [+] (12 new replies) 01/19/2013 on Autism Board +2
User avatar #3005995 - charetarded (02/05/2013) [-]
lol
User avatar #3006003 - codyxvasco (02/05/2013) [-]
Hrummmph.
User avatar #3006010 - charetarded (02/05/2013) [-]
ur ghey
User avatar #3006018 - codyxvasco (02/05/2013) [-]
FALSE.
User avatar #3006032 - charetarded (02/05/2013) [-]
but you like penises.
User avatar #3006099 - codyxvasco (02/05/2013) [-]
......SO!?
User avatar #3006122 - davycrocket (02/05/2013) [-]
that means you're gay. what did you think being gay was?
User avatar #3006152 - codyxvasco (02/05/2013) [-]
.....Wanting to marry and get ass fucked by a dude?
User avatar #3006196 - davycrocket (02/05/2013) [-]
and penis.
User avatar #3006326 - codyxvasco (02/05/2013) [-]
Eh, I think there's a difference.
User avatar #3006356 - davycrocket (02/05/2013) [-]
I still think you're gay.
User avatar #3006965 - codyxvasco (02/05/2013) [-]
Whaaaatever.
#49483 - And I don't really know how to reply to that. How are you?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #49488 - ihaveupsyndrome (01/19/2013) [-]
I understand. Umm. I don't really know. I say I'm better, but I think I'm just lying to myself. I told all the people that know about my depression that I was better. I don't want them worrying about me. If I don't want to be here, then that should be my decision. I just feel alone all the time. And every time I admit that I care about someone, they leave me. Not by death but just in general. Like they move, and I never see them again. So I'm alone all the time, and I don't care about anybody for that reason. So I like this website because you guys keep me alive. I come here to get my mind off of things and it helps a lot. This is the only place where I feel like I have people who care about me even though I don't know any of you.
#49481 - Sandy cheeks must have a bottle. 01/19/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#49479 - LeviosAAAAAs 01/19/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#49478 - I feel like everyone ever started feeling the same way. …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/19/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #49482 - ihaveupsyndrome (01/19/2013) [-]
Howdy. I don't really know what to say because I've never told anyone how I've really felt. Well... I've been depressed for a couple months, and I have told people but not the real reason. I've told them very general reasons, and most of the time I lie to them because I don't want their sympathy. I actually don't know why I'm depressed. Maybe because I see the world in a different perspective than everyone else. I see the pain in the world while everyone sees what they want. I don't know what else to say...
User avatar #49483 - codyxvasco (01/19/2013) [-]
And I don't really know how to reply to that.

How are you?
User avatar #49488 - ihaveupsyndrome (01/19/2013) [-]
I understand. Umm. I don't really know. I say I'm better, but I think I'm just lying to myself. I told all the people that know about my depression that I was better. I don't want them worrying about me. If I don't want to be here, then that should be my decision. I just feel alone all the time. And every time I admit that I care about someone, they leave me. Not by death but just in general. Like they move, and I never see them again. So I'm alone all the time, and I don't care about anybody for that reason. So I like this website because you guys keep me alive. I come here to get my mind off of things and it helps a lot. This is the only place where I feel like I have people who care about me even though I don't know any of you.
#49477 - You need something to give rotational tension on the lock whil… 01/19/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#1 - Comment deleted 01/18/2013 on Wat do FJ? +1
#7 - HARRY POTTER IS DEAD NYEH HEHEEE.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/18/2013 on Voldemort is like a teenage... +7
#19 - anonexplains (01/18/2013) [-]
nyehheheh nyeheheh nyehehehnyehheheh nyeheheh nyehehehnyehheheh nyeheheh nyehehehnyehheheh nyeheheh nyeheheh repeat for 10 hours
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#482 - codyxvasco (01/19/2015) [-]
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**** yes it does
User avatar #481 - tries (01/19/2015) [-]
hi ;)
#484 to #483 - tries (01/19/2015) [-]
YOU SHOULD TRIES AS HARD AS YOU CAN WHEN DONG THINGS
#485 to #484 - codyxvasco (01/19/2015) [-]
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hanks
User avatar #479 - nought (11/25/2014) [-]
Hello cody
#478 - codyxvasco (04/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #477 - dildoes (11/08/2013) [-]
babe i love u
btw ad my steam
search up "mariothelegn" then add bee.
User avatar #475 - dildoes (07/16/2013) [-]
why dont you love me anymore?
;_;
you never even come on
User avatar #476 to #475 - codyxvasco (09/02/2013) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #448 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
hello lovely.
User avatar #469 to #448 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Mason?
User avatar #470 to #469 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Yeah.
I wonder if you'll ever realize without me telling you.
You really are slow.
User avatar #471 to #470 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Slow as a turtle!
User avatar #472 to #471 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Turtles are faster.
User avatar #473 to #472 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
So how's life?
User avatar #474 to #473 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
live
you?
User avatar #475 to #474 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Borring.
User avatar #449 to #448 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Hello?
User avatar #450 to #449 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
why the question mark?
User avatar #451 to #450 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
WHO ARE YOU!!?!?
User avatar #452 to #451 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Well, I'm certainly not levchenko.
User avatar #453 to #452 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Hi levchenko
User avatar #454 to #453 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But...
My name says that I'm not!
User avatar #455 to #454 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
It's unconvincing
User avatar #456 to #455 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Too bad. I'm still not levchenko
User avatar #457 to #456 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Alrighty then.
User avatar #458 to #457 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Anyway, I came to this smelly cave to speak to the one that they call codyxvasco
Where is he?
User avatar #459 to #458 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
It is I you seek, Now I pray you'll get on with what it is you request before I grow impacient. Welp.
User avatar #460 to #459 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I forgot what I was going to say.
I'm certain it was important though.
User avatar #461 to #460 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Stick around until you remember, I'll be here, being more important than you.
User avatar #462 to #461 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I'm certainly more important than you!
At least I'm not a feg.
User avatar #463 to #462 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
At least I don't know what a feg is.
User avatar #464 to #463 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
It's like fag, only spelled wrong.
User avatar #465 to #464 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh....mmmk.
User avatar #466 to #465 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But you're a lovely fag.
<3
User avatar #467 to #466 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Yay!!
User avatar #468 to #467 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh, and by the way,

It's me.
User avatar #405 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
WHY DON'T YOU LOVED ME ANYMORE
User avatar #406 to #405 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
I do. Why don't we talk? Let's talk.
User avatar #445 to #406 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
has anyone ever told you that you have lovely eyes?
User avatar #447 to #446 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
I prefer M, it's a very nice letter.
User avatar #427 to #406 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but still, i don't think you should be looking at me for a masculine friend.
User avatar #428 to #427 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Aren't you male? Good enough fur me.
User avatar #429 to #428 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
well, yes.
but i'm a faggot.
User avatar #430 to #429 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Aw, is you a homosex?
User avatar #431 to #430 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
yes.
do you not remember me?
because of actual memories with actual friends?
User avatar #432 to #431 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
I have a bunch of people I haven't talked to in a while and I forget peoples sexualities. Sorry, lol.
User avatar #433 to #432 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
don't be sorry.
forget me entirely then live a full life with real friends.
User avatar #434 to #433 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Nah, I need my internet buds.
User avatar #435 to #434 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
no you don't.
FORGET MEEE
User avatar #436 to #435 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAAR!!!!


*aggressively hugs*
User avatar #437 to #436 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
g'bye
<3
User avatar #438 to #437 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NOOESSS!!
User avatar #439 to #438 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
have sweet dreams of large women.
User avatar #440 to #439 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NOO!!!

CUM BACH!!!
User avatar #441 to #440 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
johann sebastian bach?
User avatar #442 to #441 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
....idk
User avatar #443 to #442 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
OKILOVEYOUBYE
User avatar #444 to #443 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAR LEAVE!!!

User avatar #407 to #406 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
ok.
so, what's new?
User avatar #408 to #407 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
Not much, video games and masturbation. Same as usual.
User avatar #409 to #408 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
i love talking with you because of all the self esteem boost that comes from it.
i've been climbing mountains, and mastering pogosticking even more.
User avatar #410 to #409 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
Well i've been doing gymnastics and shooting bottles, I've also added to my knife and sword collection.

I just don't feel like talking about anything productive I've done.
User avatar #411 to #410 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
shooting bottles as in?...
User avatar #412 to #411 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Shattering them to pieces with tiny balls of copper.
User avatar #413 to #412 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
I prefer a bow and arrow to bb guns.
it seems so much more... elegant.
User avatar #414 to #413 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
My friend was shooting my crossbow but it's as inaccurate as balls.
User avatar #415 to #414 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
probably because he was **** at maintaining it, or he just sucks.
User avatar #416 to #415 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
It's salvaged from my basement with awful sights and a string that;s past it's prime.


And he's a she.
User avatar #417 to #416 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
since when do you have friends?!
User avatar #418 to #417 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
I GOTS FRIENDS!
User avatar #419 to #418 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
congrats.
User avatar #420 to #419 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
They're all awesome 'n **** .
User avatar #421 to #420 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
i guess you don't need me anymore.
*slowly fades away*
User avatar #422 to #421 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
OH YES I DO!

*summons you back*
User avatar #423 to #422 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you've learned the magic of friendship made friends! why would you need me? that's what i was sent here to help you with.
User avatar #426 to #423 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Well I'm usually tired and worn out when I get home and talk to people like you but I'm like, a little insane in real life during the day.
User avatar #424 to #423 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Because I could always use guy friends. I think I've been around Kayla so much I'm becoming feminine.
User avatar #425 to #424 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you were already feminine
But I'm probably even more feminine than her.
but you're boring as balls.
User avatar #391 - dildoes (04/23/2013) [-]
do you still love me?
User avatar #392 to #391 - codyxvasco (04/23/2013) [-]
I dunno.
User avatar #393 to #392 - dildoes (04/24/2013) [-]
</3
#390 - codyxvasco (04/20/2013) [-]
Do you want this?
#388 - codyxvasco (04/18/2013) [-]
Sparkyoneonetwo   
   
   
Still want to be 						******					 by these?
Sparkyoneonetwo


Still want to be ****** by these?
User avatar #389 to #388 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/18/2013) [-]
why not??
#387 - codyxvasco (04/16/2013) [-]
Cody, check this 						****					 out!
Cody, check this **** out!
User avatar #382 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!

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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
User avatar #384 to #383 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
obviously
<3
User avatar #378 - codyxvasco (03/30/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled user kisushima ** wanna talk?
User avatar #380 to #379 - codyxvasco (03/30/2013) [-]
Aww, You're adowableeee!
#381 to #380 - kisushima (03/30/2013) [-]
I know.. ¬¬
I know.. ¬¬
User avatar #377 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
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#376 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled a random comment #55018 posted by thatnigger at Slice of Life thread 3 ** :
Monogatari will sell no matter what. It's pretty good though, don't mind the fanserves too much.

I'm more into white girls though. My sister would be black and so I wouldn't really want her or see her like that. If I had an adopted white sister though, **** that would be pretty awesome if you know what I mean.

Down at some construction site. "Damn I would drill that ass all night". And so It began.

Black Heart gets lonely so you want her? But you already like Black sister? And sister already with some other guy? Kill the guy and get both, problem solved.

I've downloaded it. I'll play it some other time. I'm way to busy for that.

Also how your days been? I've downloaded some more series to watch for the summer. Got so much, summer ganna be fun.
User avatar #375 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
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#372 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled a random image posted in comment #3302514 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE **
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