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Consoles Owned: Ps3, Wii, PC
Video Games Played: TF2, Cod zombies, Knock Knock
PSN: C-virus3490
Interests: CoD Zombies, Small craft projects, pets, swagbucks, sleep, Doctor who, Torchwood,
Date Signed Up:3/28/2011
Last Login:9/16/2014
Location:Lakeville Massachusettes
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#112510 - Even stuff that looks cool or even stuff I used to love just l…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2014 on Social Board +1
User avatar #112511 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
It really seems like you need something new in life
#112505 - To walk my dogs and stuff. There isn't really much "outdo…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2014 on Social Board +1
User avatar #112506 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
There's stuff everywhere even if you don't know it
Fishing? Running in a cornfield?
#112502 - It sounds fun but everything just seems so hard. Even it I con…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/23/2014 on Social Board +1
User avatar #112503 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
Do you go outdoors alot?

User avatar #112520 - codyxvasco (06/24/2014) [-]
Not really no.
User avatar #112514 - codyxvasco (06/23/2014) [-]
There's no where....My room is my only option. Either that or my driveway. Maybe the backyard if I'm feeling adventurous.
User avatar #112518 - nigalthornberry (06/24/2014) [-]
There's the woods?
User avatar #112512 - codyxvasco (06/23/2014) [-]
But I have an ass-ton of games and stuff. I have a job. What else is there?
User avatar #112513 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
Somewhere quiet where you don't have to be plugged in all the time i don't know exactly
User avatar #112510 - codyxvasco (06/23/2014) [-]
Even stuff that looks cool or even stuff I used to love just looks bland to me. And I might enjoy it a little bit but nothing really makes me feel happy anymore.
User avatar #112511 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
It really seems like you need something new in life
User avatar #112505 - codyxvasco (06/23/2014) [-]
To walk my dogs and stuff. There isn't really much "outdoors" to enjoy here.
User avatar #112506 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
There's stuff everywhere even if you don't know it
Fishing? Running in a cornfield?
#176 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2014 on What's Your Last Song +2
#318 - anonymous (06/25/2014) [-]
I KNEW somebody was gonna make a rap on Carlins' 7 dirty words, lol. Glad to have found this
#5 - Why are other peoples dreams so boring to hear/  [+] (2 new replies) 06/23/2014 on Dream Life 0
#8 - agentmoleman (06/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #6 - thatoldhorse (06/23/2014) [-]
well, its just like real life, if I'm not there or there's no sex I'm not interested .
#6 - Mcdonald's is so seedy....The fact that they accept competitor… 06/23/2014 on Just Got Real 0
#112500 - What's the point of even leaving my room?  [+] (12 new replies) 06/23/2014 on Social Board +1
User avatar #112501 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
To live life. Go places you may never see again, Learn new things, have new experiences.
User avatar #112502 - codyxvasco (06/23/2014) [-]
It sounds fun but everything just seems so hard. Even it I consciously know something is easy I just feel like I can't and that there's no point. I don't even get enjoyment out of games anymore. I think I'm broken.
User avatar #112503 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
Do you go outdoors alot?

User avatar #112520 - codyxvasco (06/24/2014) [-]
Not really no.
User avatar #112514 - codyxvasco (06/23/2014) [-]
There's no where....My room is my only option. Either that or my driveway. Maybe the backyard if I'm feeling adventurous.
User avatar #112518 - nigalthornberry (06/24/2014) [-]
There's the woods?
User avatar #112512 - codyxvasco (06/23/2014) [-]
But I have an ass-ton of games and stuff. I have a job. What else is there?
User avatar #112513 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
Somewhere quiet where you don't have to be plugged in all the time i don't know exactly
User avatar #112510 - codyxvasco (06/23/2014) [-]
Even stuff that looks cool or even stuff I used to love just looks bland to me. And I might enjoy it a little bit but nothing really makes me feel happy anymore.
User avatar #112511 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
It really seems like you need something new in life
User avatar #112505 - codyxvasco (06/23/2014) [-]
To walk my dogs and stuff. There isn't really much "outdoors" to enjoy here.
User avatar #112506 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
There's stuff everywhere even if you don't know it
Fishing? Running in a cornfield?
#112498 - Ugh..... I don't have any drive to drive.....  [+] (14 new replies) 06/23/2014 on Social Board +1
User avatar #112499 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
You're going to need to to get places in life
User avatar #112500 - codyxvasco (06/23/2014) [-]
What's the point of even leaving my room?
User avatar #112501 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
To live life. Go places you may never see again, Learn new things, have new experiences.
User avatar #112502 - codyxvasco (06/23/2014) [-]
It sounds fun but everything just seems so hard. Even it I consciously know something is easy I just feel like I can't and that there's no point. I don't even get enjoyment out of games anymore. I think I'm broken.
User avatar #112503 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
Do you go outdoors alot?

User avatar #112520 - codyxvasco (06/24/2014) [-]
Not really no.
User avatar #112514 - codyxvasco (06/23/2014) [-]
There's no where....My room is my only option. Either that or my driveway. Maybe the backyard if I'm feeling adventurous.
User avatar #112518 - nigalthornberry (06/24/2014) [-]
There's the woods?
User avatar #112512 - codyxvasco (06/23/2014) [-]
But I have an ass-ton of games and stuff. I have a job. What else is there?
User avatar #112513 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
Somewhere quiet where you don't have to be plugged in all the time i don't know exactly
User avatar #112510 - codyxvasco (06/23/2014) [-]
Even stuff that looks cool or even stuff I used to love just looks bland to me. And I might enjoy it a little bit but nothing really makes me feel happy anymore.
User avatar #112511 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
It really seems like you need something new in life
User avatar #112505 - codyxvasco (06/23/2014) [-]
To walk my dogs and stuff. There isn't really much "outdoors" to enjoy here.
User avatar #112506 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
There's stuff everywhere even if you don't know it
Fishing? Running in a cornfield?
#112496 - My mom won't let me drive her car though. The only person that…  [+] (16 new replies) 06/23/2014 on Social Board +1
User avatar #112497 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
Call her up
User avatar #112498 - codyxvasco (06/23/2014) [-]
Ugh..... I don't have any drive to drive.....
User avatar #112499 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
You're going to need to to get places in life
User avatar #112500 - codyxvasco (06/23/2014) [-]
What's the point of even leaving my room?
User avatar #112501 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
To live life. Go places you may never see again, Learn new things, have new experiences.
User avatar #112502 - codyxvasco (06/23/2014) [-]
It sounds fun but everything just seems so hard. Even it I consciously know something is easy I just feel like I can't and that there's no point. I don't even get enjoyment out of games anymore. I think I'm broken.
User avatar #112503 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
Do you go outdoors alot?

User avatar #112520 - codyxvasco (06/24/2014) [-]
Not really no.
User avatar #112514 - codyxvasco (06/23/2014) [-]
There's no where....My room is my only option. Either that or my driveway. Maybe the backyard if I'm feeling adventurous.
User avatar #112518 - nigalthornberry (06/24/2014) [-]
There's the woods?
User avatar #112512 - codyxvasco (06/23/2014) [-]
But I have an ass-ton of games and stuff. I have a job. What else is there?
User avatar #112513 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
Somewhere quiet where you don't have to be plugged in all the time i don't know exactly
User avatar #112510 - codyxvasco (06/23/2014) [-]
Even stuff that looks cool or even stuff I used to love just looks bland to me. And I might enjoy it a little bit but nothing really makes me feel happy anymore.
User avatar #112511 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
It really seems like you need something new in life
User avatar #112505 - codyxvasco (06/23/2014) [-]
To walk my dogs and stuff. There isn't really much "outdoors" to enjoy here.
User avatar #112506 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
There's stuff everywhere even if you don't know it
Fishing? Running in a cornfield?
#66 - All he did was correct his father.... If corrections make you …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/23/2014 on Oh +1
#87 - nickdickr (06/24/2014) [-]
if i had the energy to hunt you down and fuck u in your overweight ass i fucking would, I'd make you squeal like the walrus you are, fag.
User avatar #88 - codyxvasco (06/24/2014) [-]
I'm actually quite in shape.

I live in massachusettes and my body is ready.
#112494 - I haven't done any road lessons so I didn't even go for the te…  [+] (18 new replies) 06/23/2014 on Social Board +1
User avatar #112495 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
Get it renewed and practice in residential areas cops tend not to care then, its pretty easy anyway just remember to gradually brake from a distance and don't floor it.

They don't mind if you use the main lane as long as you let cars pass when they need to
User avatar #112496 - codyxvasco (06/23/2014) [-]
My mom won't let me drive her car though. The only person that lets me drive is my sister and she lives in another town.
User avatar #112497 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
Call her up
User avatar #112498 - codyxvasco (06/23/2014) [-]
Ugh..... I don't have any drive to drive.....
User avatar #112499 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
You're going to need to to get places in life
User avatar #112500 - codyxvasco (06/23/2014) [-]
What's the point of even leaving my room?
User avatar #112501 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
To live life. Go places you may never see again, Learn new things, have new experiences.
User avatar #112502 - codyxvasco (06/23/2014) [-]
It sounds fun but everything just seems so hard. Even it I consciously know something is easy I just feel like I can't and that there's no point. I don't even get enjoyment out of games anymore. I think I'm broken.
User avatar #112503 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
Do you go outdoors alot?

User avatar #112520 - codyxvasco (06/24/2014) [-]
Not really no.
User avatar #112514 - codyxvasco (06/23/2014) [-]
There's no where....My room is my only option. Either that or my driveway. Maybe the backyard if I'm feeling adventurous.
User avatar #112518 - nigalthornberry (06/24/2014) [-]
There's the woods?
User avatar #112512 - codyxvasco (06/23/2014) [-]
But I have an ass-ton of games and stuff. I have a job. What else is there?
User avatar #112513 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
Somewhere quiet where you don't have to be plugged in all the time i don't know exactly
User avatar #112510 - codyxvasco (06/23/2014) [-]
Even stuff that looks cool or even stuff I used to love just looks bland to me. And I might enjoy it a little bit but nothing really makes me feel happy anymore.
User avatar #112511 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
It really seems like you need something new in life
User avatar #112505 - codyxvasco (06/23/2014) [-]
To walk my dogs and stuff. There isn't really much "outdoors" to enjoy here.
User avatar #112506 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
There's stuff everywhere even if you don't know it
Fishing? Running in a cornfield?
#112492 - I'm not young....just a failure. And everybody i…  [+] (20 new replies) 06/23/2014 on Social Board +1
User avatar #112493 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
What was hard about the test for you?

Get a bike. Other drivers won't hit you
User avatar #112494 - codyxvasco (06/23/2014) [-]
I haven't done any road lessons so I didn't even go for the test yet. And my permit just expired.

Freetown and Lakeville don't exactly have straight roads so if I try to bike in the 1 inch lane that's available for me, I'm still at risk for getting hit. I bought a longboad and I wish I could skate to my friends places but it's just not possible.
User avatar #112495 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
Get it renewed and practice in residential areas cops tend not to care then, its pretty easy anyway just remember to gradually brake from a distance and don't floor it.

They don't mind if you use the main lane as long as you let cars pass when they need to
User avatar #112496 - codyxvasco (06/23/2014) [-]
My mom won't let me drive her car though. The only person that lets me drive is my sister and she lives in another town.
User avatar #112497 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
Call her up
User avatar #112498 - codyxvasco (06/23/2014) [-]
Ugh..... I don't have any drive to drive.....
User avatar #112499 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
You're going to need to to get places in life
User avatar #112500 - codyxvasco (06/23/2014) [-]
What's the point of even leaving my room?
User avatar #112501 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
To live life. Go places you may never see again, Learn new things, have new experiences.
User avatar #112502 - codyxvasco (06/23/2014) [-]
It sounds fun but everything just seems so hard. Even it I consciously know something is easy I just feel like I can't and that there's no point. I don't even get enjoyment out of games anymore. I think I'm broken.
User avatar #112503 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
Do you go outdoors alot?

User avatar #112520 - codyxvasco (06/24/2014) [-]
Not really no.
User avatar #112514 - codyxvasco (06/23/2014) [-]
There's no where....My room is my only option. Either that or my driveway. Maybe the backyard if I'm feeling adventurous.
User avatar #112518 - nigalthornberry (06/24/2014) [-]
There's the woods?
User avatar #112512 - codyxvasco (06/23/2014) [-]
But I have an ass-ton of games and stuff. I have a job. What else is there?
User avatar #112513 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
Somewhere quiet where you don't have to be plugged in all the time i don't know exactly
User avatar #112510 - codyxvasco (06/23/2014) [-]
Even stuff that looks cool or even stuff I used to love just looks bland to me. And I might enjoy it a little bit but nothing really makes me feel happy anymore.
User avatar #112511 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
It really seems like you need something new in life
User avatar #112505 - codyxvasco (06/23/2014) [-]
To walk my dogs and stuff. There isn't really much "outdoors" to enjoy here.
User avatar #112506 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
There's stuff everywhere even if you don't know it
Fishing? Running in a cornfield?
#112490 - Not really. Erik doesn't drive, Neither do I. And Kayla is wor…  [+] (22 new replies) 06/23/2014 on Social Board +1
User avatar #112491 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
Too young for licenses? and you can still walk there or visit Kayla at work
User avatar #112492 - codyxvasco (06/23/2014) [-]
I'm not young....just a failure.


And everybody is too far away and the roads have no side lanes so if I try to walk to them I may end up as roadkill.
User avatar #112493 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
What was hard about the test for you?

Get a bike. Other drivers won't hit you
User avatar #112494 - codyxvasco (06/23/2014) [-]
I haven't done any road lessons so I didn't even go for the test yet. And my permit just expired.

Freetown and Lakeville don't exactly have straight roads so if I try to bike in the 1 inch lane that's available for me, I'm still at risk for getting hit. I bought a longboad and I wish I could skate to my friends places but it's just not possible.
User avatar #112495 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
Get it renewed and practice in residential areas cops tend not to care then, its pretty easy anyway just remember to gradually brake from a distance and don't floor it.

They don't mind if you use the main lane as long as you let cars pass when they need to
User avatar #112496 - codyxvasco (06/23/2014) [-]
My mom won't let me drive her car though. The only person that lets me drive is my sister and she lives in another town.
User avatar #112497 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
Call her up
User avatar #112498 - codyxvasco (06/23/2014) [-]
Ugh..... I don't have any drive to drive.....
User avatar #112499 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
You're going to need to to get places in life
User avatar #112500 - codyxvasco (06/23/2014) [-]
What's the point of even leaving my room?
User avatar #112501 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
To live life. Go places you may never see again, Learn new things, have new experiences.
User avatar #112502 - codyxvasco (06/23/2014) [-]
It sounds fun but everything just seems so hard. Even it I consciously know something is easy I just feel like I can't and that there's no point. I don't even get enjoyment out of games anymore. I think I'm broken.
User avatar #112503 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
Do you go outdoors alot?

User avatar #112520 - codyxvasco (06/24/2014) [-]
Not really no.
User avatar #112514 - codyxvasco (06/23/2014) [-]
There's no where....My room is my only option. Either that or my driveway. Maybe the backyard if I'm feeling adventurous.
User avatar #112518 - nigalthornberry (06/24/2014) [-]
There's the woods?
User avatar #112512 - codyxvasco (06/23/2014) [-]
But I have an ass-ton of games and stuff. I have a job. What else is there?
User avatar #112513 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
Somewhere quiet where you don't have to be plugged in all the time i don't know exactly
User avatar #112510 - codyxvasco (06/23/2014) [-]
Even stuff that looks cool or even stuff I used to love just looks bland to me. And I might enjoy it a little bit but nothing really makes me feel happy anymore.
User avatar #112511 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
It really seems like you need something new in life
User avatar #112505 - codyxvasco (06/23/2014) [-]
To walk my dogs and stuff. There isn't really much "outdoors" to enjoy here.
User avatar #112506 - nigalthornberry (06/23/2014) [-]
There's stuff everywhere even if you don't know it
Fishing? Running in a cornfield?
#112433 - Anyone else wish they could go back to elementary and middle s… 06/22/2014 on Social Board 0
#11 - Sometime I see a picture of him doing some douchebaggery and I…  [+] (30 new replies) 06/22/2014 on Do The Twister +74
User avatar #59 - fishinyourface (06/22/2014) [-]
that would be all well and sad, but there's zero reason why he needs to act like such a cunt. how hard is it to maintain honor, and be famous? not very. Lots of stars do it, he has no excuse at all.
#112 - anonymous (06/23/2014) [-]
Well if you think about it, at the age of 13, every grown man in America and then some in Britian began hating him with a furious, burning passion. It literally became cool to say "I want this 13 year old to be brutally murdered" and everyone around you would be like "wow we have something in common". He also obtained a harem of preteen girls who want to sex him.

It's like some fucked up social experiment. Someone's gotta turn out just a little fucked up at the end of it.
User avatar #42 - undeadmaus (06/22/2014) [-]
That cunt is too self absorbed to be jealous of others.
#16 - auryn (06/22/2014) [-]
I think he'll be too busy driving expensive cars, going to VIP parties, and drowning in pussy for that.
#18 - maxifrost (06/22/2014) [-]
Hes too busy pissing in mop buckets, spitting on people, and picking fights with people bigger than him.
#19 - auryn (06/22/2014) [-]
Ah, can you smell the envy.
User avatar #48 - leonhardt (06/22/2014) [-]
1/10
User avatar #20 - sgtwilling (06/22/2014) [-]
What normal guy wouldn't be envious? The guy literally gets women throwing themselves at his feet, not to mention how much money he earns every day is more than most earn a year.
#44 - xxitzchubbsxx (06/22/2014) [-]
probably about 85 percent of those "women" are 13 year old girls.
User avatar #58 - smokingman (06/22/2014) [-]
Is that supposed to be a minus?
User avatar #57 - lotengo (06/22/2014) [-]
Stil counts
User avatar #15 - cacti (06/22/2014) [-]
Nah he's super rich he probably doesn't give a fuck.
User avatar #21 - stevecartel (06/22/2014) [-]
Let's rub our coloured text against each others buttholes
User avatar #22 - cacti (06/22/2014) [-]
That's gay though.
User avatar #23 - stevecartel (06/22/2014) [-]
I don't give a fuck I will force you
User avatar #24 - cacti (06/22/2014) [-]
Can't force me if i'm willing.
User avatar #25 - stevecartel (06/22/2014) [-]
Okay then, let the fun commence
#26 - cacti (06/22/2014) [-]
#27 - stevecartel (06/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #28 - cacti (06/22/2014) [-]
You're kinda rude.
#29 - stevecartel (06/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #30 - cacti (06/22/2014) [-]
I don't like you. Go away, bad man.
#31 - stevecartel (06/22/2014) [-]
#32 - cacti (06/22/2014) [-]
Wow the depression really had an impact after I left you huh?
#33 - stevecartel (06/22/2014) [-]
I have nothing except you
#34 - cacti (06/22/2014) [-]
Holy shit dude you never told me you were 113 years old!

Frkn stock photos...
User avatar #35 - stevecartel (06/22/2014) [-]
Hey, that's not too unbelievable...is it?
User avatar #36 - cacti (06/22/2014) [-]
Well you are a stuck-up cunt so I guess maybe you're just a grumpy old man. I have a fetish for grumpy old men.
#37 - stevecartel (06/22/2014) [-]
#38 - cacti (06/22/2014) [-]
#5 - John F. Kennedy in the bottom left.  [+] (6 new replies) 06/22/2014 on A good camera operator +97
#20 - oversoul (06/22/2014) [-]
#18 - fishinyourface (06/22/2014) [-]
so that's where he is
User avatar #14 - cutiepyro (06/22/2014) [-]
mind blown
#16 - deadmansdope (06/22/2014) [-]
#7 - pianoz (06/22/2014) [-]
#6 - dickticklerluv (06/22/2014) [-]
o shit
#9 - Haha! Wendy's doesn't fill our cones past the rim so this woul… 06/22/2014 on Such confusion 0
#15 - He should have just slightly took out some sand from one of th… 06/22/2014 on You See That? 0
#95 - I was referring to rpg maker..... 06/22/2014 on Magizzle 0
#93 - Hm...I was considering getting this but I was afraid it's real…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/22/2014 on Magizzle 0
User avatar #97 - miltorky (06/22/2014) [-]
The basic mechanics it offers you are enough to make a very basic old school JRPG, however, if you understand scripting well enough, RPG Maker makes use of a unique script system that lets you make more in depth games. If you are willing to sit down and learn a little, there are so many tutorials out there for scripting with RPG Maker you could learn the scripting if you really wanted to.
User avatar #94 - theoneweirdguy (06/22/2014) [-]
well you smoke weed about few seconds in so i guess not.
#95 - codyxvasco (06/22/2014) [-]
I was referring to rpg maker.....
#68 - That's why I get a little less enjoyment out of street fighter…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/22/2014 on Anita Stupidkeesian +1
User avatar #360 - thesinful (06/22/2014) [-]
I had that problem with the men in Mortal Kombat Armageddon. "Okay, is any guy here not a body builder? Or at least have a different model?"
User avatar #72 - phudgepacker (06/22/2014) [-]
Like for example, in the assasins creed game where you get to build your own city (forgot which one, i think 3) you are a nimble, flexible, monkey like character who is faster and better at fighting than almost everyong in the game. But like in the clip scenes where you dont have the assasins robes on, ezio is like this buff dude with a massive chest. No way that body type would be able to do all the shit he does in the game. its just about making every character the peak of their gender's sexual appeal
User avatar #70 - phudgepacker (06/22/2014) [-]
yeah thats my point exactly (although to be honest im not familiar with SF4 characters, but i get what youre saying).

im just trying to like make sense of how these fucking 'feminists' can rally so much 'support' or attention. they are just able to sucker punch the stupid people with these hurr durr male patriarchy bullshit because they can. they are shitty people
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User avatar #326 - AwesomeAnon (06/22/2014) [-]
Women want to be represented in an equal manner to men, but not just as sex objects. Fuck them, right?
#132 - larknok (06/22/2014) [-]
Three words that feminists who complain about video games don't seem to understand.

1. Capitalism. 2+3. Target. Audience.
User avatar #59 - phudgepacker (06/22/2014) [-]
I think the problem is that women ARE overly sexualized in video games i.e. impossibly skinny waists, perfect boobs, model faces etc.

but the male characters are just as exaggerated. Lean bodys, toned muscles, (or just insanely jacked and unrealistically buff).

Its just the way it is, and some women are just complaining about it because..well they want something to complain about. end rant
User avatar #347 - mrbuu (06/22/2014) [-]
bob from tekken, aplha from bioshock 2, any GTA game where you are white just a normal guy.
#109 - anonymous (06/22/2014) [-]
"I think the problem is"

"Its just the way it is"

What the hell man. You start of saying oh there is a problem and end off by saying but its fine. It isn't really a problem it just kinda is. Consistency?
User avatar #125 - phudgepacker (06/22/2014) [-]
it is a probem because feminists complain about something that is just simply the way it is. there is really nothing they can do about the fact that video games often have exaggerated male/female characters
User avatar #79 - tvfreakuk (06/22/2014) [-]
Whenever I've brought up this argument I just get hit with "Yeah, but that's just a male power fantasy!"
#367 - dsrtpnk (06/22/2014) [-]
Tell em to look at any cover of a romance novel. Is that a "male power fantasy" too?
#282 - anonymous (06/22/2014) [-]
Tell them that it's still depicting an unrealistic ideal. See if that works.
User avatar #88 - phudgepacker (06/22/2014) [-]
Some people just feed off of confrontations. I think most people who would say that after you made that point are clearly just looking to rustle up some jimmys
User avatar #68 - codyxvasco (06/22/2014) [-]
That's why I get a little less enjoyment out of street fighter 4. I mean Chun li's proportions aren't too bad. Juri looks human, and Poison has some pretty defined abs for a hot chick. But most of the males are like....huge. They look like they are constantly flexing and injecting steroids between every battle. I mean why does E. Honda have abs. E. Honda is fat. You shouldn't have abs if you're as fat as him....
I mean I guess maybe.
User avatar #360 - thesinful (06/22/2014) [-]
I had that problem with the men in Mortal Kombat Armageddon. "Okay, is any guy here not a body builder? Or at least have a different model?"
User avatar #72 - phudgepacker (06/22/2014) [-]
Like for example, in the assasins creed game where you get to build your own city (forgot which one, i think 3) you are a nimble, flexible, monkey like character who is faster and better at fighting than almost everyong in the game. But like in the clip scenes where you dont have the assasins robes on, ezio is like this buff dude with a massive chest. No way that body type would be able to do all the shit he does in the game. its just about making every character the peak of their gender's sexual appeal
User avatar #70 - phudgepacker (06/22/2014) [-]
yeah thats my point exactly (although to be honest im not familiar with SF4 characters, but i get what youre saying).

im just trying to like make sense of how these fucking 'feminists' can rally so much 'support' or attention. they are just able to sucker punch the stupid people with these hurr durr male patriarchy bullshit because they can. they are shitty people
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#7 - amuzen (06/22/2014) [-]
Nah, it's kinda stupid but all my accounts had Zen in them for about 8 years (Zenryoko, ZenRyugami, Zen Knight, Grimzen etc etc) and when I first started on this site I was playing a lot of Amumu in league of legends (dominion had just come out and Amumu was fucking amazing on that+ I got the little knight Amumu skin for cheap and I thought that was awesome)

So I figured Amuzen would be a pretty cool combination of my fave champ at the time and my old internet name, especially since it formed a sort of play on the word 'amusing' which I felt was pretty fitting for this site since in general that's pretty much how I would sum up the entire experience.
User avatar #8 - codyxvasco (06/22/2014) [-]
I see....

THIS ONLY MOBA I'VE EVER PLAYED WAS SMITE.
*duck noise*
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#478 - codyxvasco (04/23/2014) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled image**
User avatar #477 - dildoes (11/08/2013) [-]
babe i love u
btw ad my steam
search up "mariothelegn" then add bee.
User avatar #475 - dildoes (07/16/2013) [-]
why dont you love me anymore?
;_;
you never even come on
User avatar #476 to #475 - codyxvasco (09/02/2013) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #448 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
hello lovely.
User avatar #469 to #448 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Mason?
User avatar #470 to #469 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Yeah.
I wonder if you'll ever realize without me telling you.
You really are slow.
User avatar #471 to #470 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Slow as a turtle!
User avatar #472 to #471 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Turtles are faster.
User avatar #473 to #472 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
So how's life?
User avatar #474 to #473 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
live
you?
User avatar #475 to #474 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Borring.
User avatar #449 to #448 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Hello?
User avatar #450 to #449 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
why the question mark?
User avatar #451 to #450 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
WHO ARE YOU!!?!?
User avatar #452 to #451 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Well, I'm certainly not levchenko.
User avatar #453 to #452 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Hi levchenko
User avatar #454 to #453 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But...
My name says that I'm not!
User avatar #455 to #454 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
It's unconvincing
User avatar #456 to #455 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Too bad. I'm still not levchenko
User avatar #457 to #456 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Alrighty then.
User avatar #458 to #457 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Anyway, I came to this smelly cave to speak to the one that they call codyxvasco
Where is he?
User avatar #459 to #458 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
It is I you seek, Now I pray you'll get on with what it is you request before I grow impacient. Welp.
User avatar #460 to #459 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I forgot what I was going to say.
I'm certain it was important though.
User avatar #461 to #460 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Stick around until you remember, I'll be here, being more important than you.
User avatar #462 to #461 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I'm certainly more important than you!
At least I'm not a feg.
User avatar #463 to #462 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
At least I don't know what a feg is.
User avatar #464 to #463 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
It's like fag, only spelled wrong.
User avatar #465 to #464 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh....mmmk.
User avatar #466 to #465 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But you're a lovely fag.
<3
User avatar #467 to #466 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Yay!!
User avatar #468 to #467 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh, and by the way,

It's me.
User avatar #405 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
WHY DON'T YOU LOVED ME ANYMORE
User avatar #406 to #405 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
I do. Why don't we talk? Let's talk.
User avatar #445 to #406 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
has anyone ever told you that you have lovely eyes?
User avatar #447 to #446 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
I prefer M, it's a very nice letter.
User avatar #427 to #406 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but still, i don't think you should be looking at me for a masculine friend.
User avatar #428 to #427 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Aren't you male? Good enough fur me.
User avatar #429 to #428 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
well, yes.
but i'm a faggot.
User avatar #430 to #429 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Aw, is you a homosex?
User avatar #431 to #430 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
yes.
do you not remember me?
because of actual memories with actual friends?
User avatar #432 to #431 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
I have a bunch of people I haven't talked to in a while and I forget peoples sexualities. Sorry, lol.
User avatar #433 to #432 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
don't be sorry.
forget me entirely then live a full life with real friends.
User avatar #434 to #433 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Nah, I need my internet buds.
User avatar #435 to #434 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
no you don't.
FORGET MEEE
User avatar #436 to #435 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAAR!!!!


*aggressively hugs*
User avatar #437 to #436 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
g'bye
<3
User avatar #438 to #437 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NOOESSS!!
User avatar #439 to #438 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
have sweet dreams of large women.
User avatar #440 to #439 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NOO!!!

CUM BACH!!!
User avatar #441 to #440 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
johann sebastian bach?
User avatar #442 to #441 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
....idk
User avatar #443 to #442 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
OKILOVEYOUBYE
User avatar #444 to #443 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAR LEAVE!!!

User avatar #407 to #406 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
ok.
so, what's new?
User avatar #408 to #407 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
Not much, video games and masturbation. Same as usual.
User avatar #409 to #408 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
i love talking with you because of all the self esteem boost that comes from it.
i've been climbing mountains, and mastering pogosticking even more.
User avatar #410 to #409 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
Well i've been doing gymnastics and shooting bottles, I've also added to my knife and sword collection.

I just don't feel like talking about anything productive I've done.
User avatar #411 to #410 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
shooting bottles as in?...
User avatar #412 to #411 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Shattering them to pieces with tiny balls of copper.
User avatar #413 to #412 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
I prefer a bow and arrow to bb guns.
it seems so much more... elegant.
User avatar #414 to #413 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
My friend was shooting my crossbow but it's as inaccurate as balls.
User avatar #415 to #414 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
probably because he was **** at maintaining it, or he just sucks.
User avatar #416 to #415 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
It's salvaged from my basement with awful sights and a string that;s past it's prime.


And he's a she.
User avatar #417 to #416 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
since when do you have friends?!
User avatar #418 to #417 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
I GOTS FRIENDS!
User avatar #419 to #418 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
congrats.
User avatar #420 to #419 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
They're all awesome 'n **** .
User avatar #421 to #420 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
i guess you don't need me anymore.
*slowly fades away*
User avatar #422 to #421 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
OH YES I DO!

*summons you back*
User avatar #423 to #422 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you've learned the magic of friendship made friends! why would you need me? that's what i was sent here to help you with.
User avatar #426 to #423 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Well I'm usually tired and worn out when I get home and talk to people like you but I'm like, a little insane in real life during the day.
User avatar #424 to #423 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Because I could always use guy friends. I think I've been around Kayla so much I'm becoming feminine.
User avatar #425 to #424 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you were already feminine
But I'm probably even more feminine than her.
but you're boring as balls.
User avatar #391 - dildoes (04/23/2013) [-]
do you still love me?
User avatar #392 to #391 - codyxvasco (04/23/2013) [-]
I dunno.
User avatar #393 to #392 - dildoes (04/24/2013) [-]
</3
#390 - codyxvasco (04/20/2013) [-]
Do you want this?
#388 - codyxvasco (04/18/2013) [-]
Sparkyoneonetwo   
   
   
Still want to be 						******					 by these?
Sparkyoneonetwo


Still want to be ****** by these?
User avatar #389 to #388 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/18/2013) [-]
why not??
#387 - codyxvasco (04/16/2013) [-]
Cody, check this 						****					 out!
Cody, check this **** out!
User avatar #382 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!

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.....), ---.(_(__) /
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...//___//
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
User avatar #384 to #383 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
obviously
<3
User avatar #378 - codyxvasco (03/30/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled user kisushima ** wanna talk?
User avatar #380 to #379 - codyxvasco (03/30/2013) [-]
Aww, You're adowableeee!
#381 to #380 - kisushima (03/30/2013) [-]
I know.. ¬¬
I know.. ¬¬
User avatar #377 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled user darlingdo **
#376 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled a random comment #55018 posted by thatnigger at Slice of Life thread 3 ** :
Monogatari will sell no matter what. It's pretty good though, don't mind the fanserves too much.

I'm more into white girls though. My sister would be black and so I wouldn't really want her or see her like that. If I had an adopted white sister though, **** that would be pretty awesome if you know what I mean.

Down at some construction site. "Damn I would drill that ass all night". And so It began.

Black Heart gets lonely so you want her? But you already like Black sister? And sister already with some other guy? Kill the guy and get both, problem solved.

I've downloaded it. I'll play it some other time. I'm way to busy for that.

Also how your days been? I've downloaded some more series to watch for the summer. Got so much, summer ganna be fun.
User avatar #375 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolls 8**
#372 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled a random image posted in comment #3302514 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE **
User avatar #370 - mandatorytrolling (03/19/2013) [-]
Well damn. Thought I was in the art board... and I replied to the wrong person. Anyway Thank you for Reminding me of a few Photoshop things! I have forgoten too much of it.
User avatar #367 - SACAPUNTAS (03/17/2013) [-]
WELL THEN TRY INFORMING ME THEN. What do you like to do????
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User avatar #368 to #367 - codyxvasco (03/17/2013) [-]
I like gymnastics, playing games, cuddling, masturbating, listening to my friends music, and drawing. And a bunch of other stuff I believe.
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