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Youtube Channel: codyxvasco592
Steam Profile: codyxvasco
Consoles Owned: Ps3, Wii, PC
Video Games Played: TF2, Cod zombies, Knock Knock
PSN: C-virus3490
Interests: CoD Zombies, Small craft projects, pets, swagbucks, sleep, Doctor who, Torchwood,
Date Signed Up:3/28/2011
Last Login:5/29/2015
Location:Lakeville Massachusettes
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I want things, and also stuff.

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#9 - Magic Bullet!!!!  [+] (4 new replies) 12/07/2014 on Summoning Jutsu 0
#13 - jakekrow (12/07/2014) [-]
my thoughts exactly
User avatar #10 - demandsgayversion (12/07/2014) [-]
The only infomercial product to actually be as useful as the creepy group of everyday super chefs in the ad.
User avatar #11 - codyxvasco (12/07/2014) [-]
I mean it is a blender....what more could you ask for?
User avatar #12 - demandsgayversion (12/07/2014) [-]
I wanna say the list of things I couldn't ask for is smaller than the list of things I could, but that's not true. Let's just add "dragons" to both lists.
#24 - Comment deleted 12/07/2014 on I'll let this speak for itself 0
#6 - *Sets up lawn chair* "I think this is our spot..…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/07/2014 on Too soon? +365
User avatar #76 - siriusfakk (12/07/2014) [-]
Ha ! you've never been to a METAL concert, did you ?...
User avatar #59 - ciacheczko (12/07/2014) [-]
Once I used to be near the stage area on a concert and it took me 4-5 days to regain clear hearing. You underestimate the loudness of a good concert, man. At a concert of this scale, I'd actually prefer to be 1.3 miles away.
User avatar #47 - Kairyuka (12/07/2014) [-]
Rammstein is not about the music, it's about the show. Which only makes this show even more baffling
User avatar #80 - Churchandtex (12/07/2014) [-]
>not about the music
While I agree, they are known for their kickass stage shows, it's definitely about the music.
User avatar #82 - Kairyuka (12/07/2014) [-]
Well last I heard, the band members themselves said that they're not really about the music as much as the stage show. Can't really fault them for that. Doesn't mean you can't like their music though.
#30 - violated (12/07/2014) [-]
>Lawnchair
>not gloriously squatting like a true slav
>0/10 would cheeki breeki with
#10 - Absolute Madman (12/07/2014) [-]
i assume there might be big screens showing whats on stage and massive amps all round.
#63 - tybn 12/06/2014 on priorities in place 0
#25 - Timing is everything. If you've got the strength, the power go… 12/06/2014 on Nadia Comaneci 0
#23 - Picture 12/06/2014 on Brock is best waifu 0
#52 - The tree that just fell in the forest. 12/06/2014 on How to spot: A Stoner 0
#165481 - I feel like I don't want to find new romance, I want to go bac… 12/06/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#24 - I was gonna be sad but the dead was too funny. 12/05/2014 on /b/ fails at sending gecko... 0
#165411 - It seems like something I so desperately want to go back to ev… 12/05/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#165374 - I think summer courses are a thing to get you caught up. Is th… 12/05/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#165373 - I learned today that most PTSD victims will have a gentle decl… 12/05/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#165372 - This is the one thing I thought I'd NEVER ask advice but here …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #165463 - bobvonbobby (12/06/2014) [-]
Move on. Trust me. Eventually you'll find someone better suited for yourself. I was in your boat earlier this summer. Got dumped by my gf of 3 years, loved her to pieces. I literally think about her every day, which is fucking retarded, trust me, I know, but I wouldn't go back to her, even if I had the chance. It was how you described it... First time I've felt in love, fantastic relationship. But, looking back at it now, I think of her flaws. While we were dating, they were cute. Thinking of them now, they're annoying as fuck. It does take time, I was a mess for awhile after I was dumped. Eventually, as I said, you'll meet someone suited to you again. I have started talking to this girl whom I'm very fond of... Even though I don't think we'll get into a relationship, I know she's the type of chick I'd love to be with, even more so than my ex. You'll find love again. Distract yourself. You honestly can't get rid of that feeling until you've had enough time/meet someone awesome.
User avatar #165481 - codyxvasco (12/06/2014) [-]
I feel like I don't want to find new romance, I want to go back to them. But that's not possible. So many things remind me of them. Sleeping bags, Certain Street fighter characters, the entire country of Scotland.
User avatar #165389 - choobe (12/05/2014) [-]
So, what do you need advice on? How to not miss your ex? In that case it goes over with time. Keep busy.
User avatar #165411 - codyxvasco (12/05/2014) [-]
It seems like something I so desperately want to go back to even though I can't.
So how not to have that feeling hanging over my head is what I need.
#8 - " Can someone go find it? " 12/04/2014 on Easy wipe +8
#17 - This did actually happen FYI. Not with all these Hashtag campa…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/04/2014 on SJW's in a nutshell +6
User avatar #20 - mentalhealthguy (12/05/2014) [-]
its an issue in Australia too, because if you help, then your liable. if that person dies or whatever, you can be found liable. its common to be told here when your growing up, if you see an accident, keep driving and call 000 (911 in aus). because as soon as you stop, you have a duty of care for whoever is in the car.
User avatar #28 - combatplatypus (12/05/2014) [-]
Well that's pretty retarded. You guys don't have good samaritan laws?
User avatar #18 - therealbigboss (12/04/2014) [-]
#2471 - Almost as good as "{Your name} the Hedgehog" 12/04/2014 on Meme Game 0
#166 - Was there ever a time where you could say "I'm really gl…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2014 on get rekt fgt 0
User avatar #192 - landerp (12/04/2014) [-]
"I'm really glad I was born white. I just prefer this look." Two perfectly justifiable facts, anyone who argues political correctness would be wrong.
#1 - Writing it down for reference? 12/03/2014 on Supernatural fail... 0
#2 - Thanks Mr. Manson! 12/03/2014 on Marilyn Manson Sings About... 0
#3 - **codyxvasco rolls 179** total damage.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2014 on "Roll everything for damage" +3
#68 - Absolute Madman (12/04/2014) [-]
for that amount of dice, that's a shitty roll
#98 - The thing about tumblr is that it has everything. So naturally…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2014 on Seems Legit 0
User avatar #130 - kafei (12/03/2014) [-]
Yes. It's not very difficult to ignore what you don't want to see.
And if it bothers (hypothetical) you that much, there is X-kit with the option to block tags.

I don't let them bother me, though. I don't understand how someone can when you can literally just block that person to turn off your inbox if you don't want to receive hate.

I do understand though when it crosses the line into the public at large.
But then it becomes a much larger issue.

This doesn't mean I can stand their particular brand of hate though.
#7 - I feel like I'll die before then tho.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2014 on Compliment 0
#8 - Epicgetguy (12/03/2014) [-]
#1114959 - Something like that. 12/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1234 - Not much, just got out of class, gonna go to work then hit the…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2014 on Favourite FJ users? 0
User avatar #1236 - ninegagleader (12/03/2014) [-]
Pretty much nothing, working out and waiting for Christmas.
#7 - **** .... 12/03/2014 on Getting home after a long day 0

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#482 - codyxvasco (01/19/2015) [-]
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**** yes it does
User avatar #481 - tries (01/19/2015) [-]
hi ;)
#484 to #483 - tries (01/19/2015) [-]
YOU SHOULD TRIES AS HARD AS YOU CAN WHEN DONG THINGS
#485 to #484 - codyxvasco (01/19/2015) [-]
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hanks
User avatar #479 - nought ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
Hello cody
#478 - codyxvasco (04/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #477 - dildoes (11/08/2013) [-]
babe i love u
btw ad my steam
search up "mariothelegn" then add bee.
User avatar #475 - dildoes (07/16/2013) [-]
why dont you love me anymore?
;_;
you never even come on
User avatar #476 to #475 - codyxvasco (09/02/2013) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #448 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
hello lovely.
User avatar #469 to #448 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Mason?
User avatar #470 to #469 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Yeah.
I wonder if you'll ever realize without me telling you.
You really are slow.
User avatar #471 to #470 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Slow as a turtle!
User avatar #472 to #471 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Turtles are faster.
User avatar #473 to #472 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
So how's life?
User avatar #474 to #473 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
live
you?
User avatar #475 to #474 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Borring.
User avatar #449 to #448 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Hello?
User avatar #450 to #449 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
why the question mark?
User avatar #451 to #450 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
WHO ARE YOU!!?!?
User avatar #452 to #451 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Well, I'm certainly not levchenko.
User avatar #453 to #452 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Hi levchenko
User avatar #454 to #453 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But...
My name says that I'm not!
User avatar #455 to #454 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
It's unconvincing
User avatar #456 to #455 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Too bad. I'm still not levchenko
User avatar #457 to #456 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Alrighty then.
User avatar #458 to #457 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Anyway, I came to this smelly cave to speak to the one that they call codyxvasco
Where is he?
User avatar #459 to #458 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
It is I you seek, Now I pray you'll get on with what it is you request before I grow impacient. Welp.
User avatar #460 to #459 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I forgot what I was going to say.
I'm certain it was important though.
User avatar #461 to #460 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Stick around until you remember, I'll be here, being more important than you.
User avatar #462 to #461 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I'm certainly more important than you!
At least I'm not a feg.
User avatar #463 to #462 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
At least I don't know what a feg is.
User avatar #464 to #463 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
It's like fag, only spelled wrong.
User avatar #465 to #464 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh....mmmk.
User avatar #466 to #465 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But you're a lovely fag.
<3
User avatar #467 to #466 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Yay!!
User avatar #468 to #467 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh, and by the way,

It's me.
User avatar #405 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
WHY DON'T YOU LOVED ME ANYMORE
User avatar #406 to #405 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
I do. Why don't we talk? Let's talk.
User avatar #445 to #406 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
has anyone ever told you that you have lovely eyes?
User avatar #447 to #446 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
I prefer M, it's a very nice letter.
User avatar #427 to #406 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but still, i don't think you should be looking at me for a masculine friend.
User avatar #428 to #427 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Aren't you male? Good enough fur me.
User avatar #429 to #428 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
well, yes.
but i'm a faggot.
User avatar #430 to #429 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Aw, is you a homosex?
User avatar #431 to #430 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
yes.
do you not remember me?
because of actual memories with actual friends?
User avatar #432 to #431 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
I have a bunch of people I haven't talked to in a while and I forget peoples sexualities. Sorry, lol.
User avatar #433 to #432 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
don't be sorry.
forget me entirely then live a full life with real friends.
User avatar #434 to #433 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Nah, I need my internet buds.
User avatar #435 to #434 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
no you don't.
FORGET MEEE
User avatar #436 to #435 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAAR!!!!


*aggressively hugs*
User avatar #437 to #436 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
g'bye
<3
User avatar #438 to #437 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NOOESSS!!
User avatar #439 to #438 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
have sweet dreams of large women.
User avatar #440 to #439 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NOO!!!

CUM BACH!!!
User avatar #441 to #440 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
johann sebastian bach?
User avatar #442 to #441 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
....idk
User avatar #443 to #442 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
OKILOVEYOUBYE
User avatar #444 to #443 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAR LEAVE!!!

User avatar #407 to #406 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
ok.
so, what's new?
User avatar #408 to #407 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
Not much, video games and masturbation. Same as usual.
User avatar #409 to #408 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
i love talking with you because of all the self esteem boost that comes from it.
i've been climbing mountains, and mastering pogosticking even more.
User avatar #410 to #409 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
Well i've been doing gymnastics and shooting bottles, I've also added to my knife and sword collection.

I just don't feel like talking about anything productive I've done.
User avatar #411 to #410 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
shooting bottles as in?...
User avatar #412 to #411 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Shattering them to pieces with tiny balls of copper.
User avatar #413 to #412 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
I prefer a bow and arrow to bb guns.
it seems so much more... elegant.
User avatar #414 to #413 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
My friend was shooting my crossbow but it's as inaccurate as balls.
User avatar #415 to #414 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
probably because he was **** at maintaining it, or he just sucks.
User avatar #416 to #415 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
It's salvaged from my basement with awful sights and a string that;s past it's prime.


And he's a she.
User avatar #417 to #416 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
since when do you have friends?!
User avatar #418 to #417 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
I GOTS FRIENDS!
User avatar #419 to #418 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
congrats.
User avatar #420 to #419 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
They're all awesome 'n **** .
User avatar #421 to #420 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
i guess you don't need me anymore.
*slowly fades away*
User avatar #422 to #421 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
OH YES I DO!

*summons you back*
User avatar #423 to #422 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you've learned the magic of friendship made friends! why would you need me? that's what i was sent here to help you with.
User avatar #426 to #423 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Well I'm usually tired and worn out when I get home and talk to people like you but I'm like, a little insane in real life during the day.
User avatar #424 to #423 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Because I could always use guy friends. I think I've been around Kayla so much I'm becoming feminine.
User avatar #425 to #424 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you were already feminine
But I'm probably even more feminine than her.
but you're boring as balls.
User avatar #391 - dildoes (04/23/2013) [-]
do you still love me?
User avatar #392 to #391 - codyxvasco (04/23/2013) [-]
I dunno.
User avatar #393 to #392 - dildoes (04/24/2013) [-]
</3
#390 - codyxvasco (04/20/2013) [-]
Do you want this?
#388 - codyxvasco (04/18/2013) [-]
Sparkyoneonetwo   
   
   
Still want to be 			******		 by these?
Sparkyoneonetwo


Still want to be ****** by these?
User avatar #389 to #388 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/18/2013) [-]
why not??
#387 - codyxvasco (04/16/2013) [-]
Cody, check this 			****		 out!
Cody, check this **** out!
User avatar #382 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!

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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
User avatar #383 to #382 - codyxvasco (04/07/2013) [-]
***** fo reel?!
User avatar #384 to #383 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
obviously
<3
User avatar #378 - codyxvasco (03/30/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled user kisushima ** wanna talk?
User avatar #380 to #379 - codyxvasco (03/30/2013) [-]
Aww, You're adowableeee!
#381 to #380 - kisushima (03/30/2013) [-]
I know.. ¬¬
I know.. ¬¬
User avatar #377 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled user darlingdo **
#376 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled a random comment #55018 posted by thatnigger at Slice of Life thread 3 ** :
Monogatari will sell no matter what. It's pretty good though, don't mind the fanserves too much.

I'm more into white girls though. My sister would be black and so I wouldn't really want her or see her like that. If I had an adopted white sister though, **** that would be pretty awesome if you know what I mean.

Down at some construction site. "Damn I would drill that ass all night". And so It began.

Black Heart gets lonely so you want her? But you already like Black sister? And sister already with some other guy? Kill the guy and get both, problem solved.

I've downloaded it. I'll play it some other time. I'm way to busy for that.

Also how your days been? I've downloaded some more series to watch for the summer. Got so much, summer ganna be fun.
User avatar #375 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
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#372 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled a random image posted in comment #3302514 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE **
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