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codyxvasco

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Youtube Channel: codyxvasco592
Steam Profile: codyxvasco
Consoles Owned: Ps3, Wii, PC
Video Games Played: TF2, Cod zombies, Knock Knock
PSN: C-virus3490
Interests: CoD Zombies, Small craft projects, pets, swagbucks, sleep, Doctor who, Torchwood,
Date Signed Up:3/28/2011
Last Login:3/28/2015
Location:Lakeville Massachusettes
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I want things, and also stuff.

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#2471 - Almost as good as "{Your name} the Hedgehog" 12/04/2014 on Meme Game 0
#166 - Was there ever a time where you could say "I'm really gl…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2014 on get rekt fgt 0
User avatar #192 - landerp (12/04/2014) [-]
"I'm really glad I was born white. I just prefer this look." Two perfectly justifiable facts, anyone who argues political correctness would be wrong.
#1 - Writing it down for reference? 12/03/2014 on Supernatural fail... 0
#2 - Thanks Mr. Manson! 12/03/2014 on Marilyn Manson Sings About... 0
#3 - **codyxvasco rolls 179** total damage.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2014 on "Roll everything for damage" +3
#68 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
for that amount of dice, that's a shitty roll
#98 - The thing about tumblr is that it has everything. So naturally…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2014 on Seems Legit 0
User avatar #130 - kafei (12/03/2014) [-]
Yes. It's not very difficult to ignore what you don't want to see.
And if it bothers (hypothetical) you that much, there is X-kit with the option to block tags.

I don't let them bother me, though. I don't understand how someone can when you can literally just block that person to turn off your inbox if you don't want to receive hate.

I do understand though when it crosses the line into the public at large.
But then it becomes a much larger issue.

This doesn't mean I can stand their particular brand of hate though.
#7 - I feel like I'll die before then tho.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2014 on Compliment 0
#8 - Epicgetguy (12/03/2014) [-]
#1114959 - Something like that. 12/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1234 - Not much, just got out of class, gonna go to work then hit the…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2014 on Favourite FJ users? 0
User avatar #1236 - ninegagleader (12/03/2014) [-]
Pretty much nothing, working out and waiting for Christmas.
#7 - **** .... 12/03/2014 on Getting home after a long day 0
#3 - Drunk you just wants someone else to deal with your liver.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2014 on Drunk me +28
#10 - toxicfrozt (12/04/2014) [-]
#5 - ******* Polnareff but thinking about Speedwagon <3  [+] (2 new replies) 12/03/2014 on Getting home after a long day 0
User avatar #6 - evilanakie (12/03/2014) [-]
fucking speedwagon but thinking of dolphins
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiatQmbrUio
User avatar #7 - codyxvasco (12/03/2014) [-]
fuck....
#1114789 - Yeah! This guy gets it! You remind me of pickled cabbage. … 12/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#165017 - Right now, we're already pretty distant because we were never … 12/03/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#1114784 - This gif makes me so uncomfortable.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1114846 - anonymous (12/03/2014) [-]
are you also 5 years old?
User avatar #1114959 - codyxvasco (12/03/2014) [-]
Something like that.
#1114782 - I don't very much like League but I love Smite. It's …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1114788 - EdwardNigma (12/03/2014) [-]
So not an FPS at all?
User avatar #1114789 - codyxvasco (12/03/2014) [-]
Yeah! This guy gets it! You remind me of pickled cabbage.

Except you're more human, and browse the internet instead of peoples tummies.
#19 - Enchanted creature cannot attack but may still block. 12/03/2014 on The cat has your back +3
#26 - My deck has crazy life gain, and my creatures get power from m…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2014 on Magic the Gathering +1
#33 - wolfwithglasses (12/03/2014) [-]
i haven't played for a while. Last i remember,mines was a blue/black deck that would slowly take down or really screw my opponent. Liliana's caress was one of my slow kill cards
#165015 - What can you do when you see someone starting down the dangero…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/03/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #165016 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (12/03/2014) [-]
That's really tough, man.
Pushing too hard to tell them to change their ways might make them distance themselves from you...

It's hard because at this point, they're filling voids.
It's no longer to 'try it out' or 'have fun.'
Now it's a coping mechanism.

You could sit down and talk with them. Before hand, though... Prepare a well written speech.
Show them that you care... Tel them that you're worried about their health and well-being.
Blatantly ask them: "What voids are you filling?"

Other than that, there really isn't much else to do but sit back and watch.
Most importantly, though; Be there for when he falls. Everyone will leave him because of this. And when he falls -- and he will fall hard -- you need to be there, man.
User avatar #165017 - codyxvasco (12/03/2014) [-]
Right now, we're already pretty distant because we were never really close. But what happened today was really hard for me to take.

His life absolutely sucks right now. Not like "college tuition and a hangnail" he's almost losing his mother because of illness and just so much I can't even remember.

He doesn't want to sit around and do nothing so he's making bank selling.

Then he just took a hit of *censor noise* in front of me and 1 other person he doesn't even know if he can trust. Saying it's to get through the pain of today, just so he can get some work done. All that justification and what not.

This kid has got so much potential, and I don't give up on people, even when instructed to do so. And even though he probably doesn't even know my last name, I still want to do something. Every time something bad happens I tell myself, ok take action before things get worse next time, but I never do.

And sit back and watch? I'll watch people get decapitated, get their intestines ripped out, and get their legs cut off with chainsaws, that's barbaric entertainment.

Watch this kid blow everything he ever had because he wasn't strong enough on his own. I couldn't bare it.
#4 - Ow. 12/03/2014 on Fat SJW's are funniest SJW's 0
#3 - I love this man. 12/03/2014 on i dont know 0
#28 - (Oh lawdy) (o lawdy) (o lawdy) … 12/03/2014 on Let's Play A Game 0
#2 - Comment deleted 12/03/2014 on Mfw I see a bug on my... 0
#4 - I imagine it singing Opera in the shower. 12/03/2014 on Tiny Castle Built for Ducks... 0
#2 - I can't even tell if they're upset or ecstatic. 12/03/2014 on Adventure Time and Gamergate? +2

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#482 - codyxvasco (01/19/2015) [-]
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**** yes it does
User avatar #481 - tries (01/19/2015) [-]
hi ;)
#484 to #483 - tries (01/19/2015) [-]
YOU SHOULD TRIES AS HARD AS YOU CAN WHEN DONG THINGS
#485 to #484 - codyxvasco (01/19/2015) [-]
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hanks
User avatar #479 - nought ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
Hello cody
#478 - codyxvasco (04/23/2014) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled image**
User avatar #477 - dildoes (11/08/2013) [-]
babe i love u
btw ad my steam
search up "mariothelegn" then add bee.
User avatar #475 - dildoes (07/16/2013) [-]
why dont you love me anymore?
;_;
you never even come on
User avatar #476 to #475 - codyxvasco (09/02/2013) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #448 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
hello lovely.
User avatar #469 to #448 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Mason?
User avatar #470 to #469 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Yeah.
I wonder if you'll ever realize without me telling you.
You really are slow.
User avatar #471 to #470 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Slow as a turtle!
User avatar #472 to #471 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Turtles are faster.
User avatar #473 to #472 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
So how's life?
User avatar #474 to #473 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
live
you?
User avatar #475 to #474 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Borring.
User avatar #449 to #448 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Hello?
User avatar #450 to #449 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
why the question mark?
User avatar #451 to #450 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
WHO ARE YOU!!?!?
User avatar #452 to #451 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Well, I'm certainly not levchenko.
User avatar #453 to #452 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Hi levchenko
User avatar #454 to #453 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But...
My name says that I'm not!
User avatar #455 to #454 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
It's unconvincing
User avatar #456 to #455 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Too bad. I'm still not levchenko
User avatar #457 to #456 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Alrighty then.
User avatar #458 to #457 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Anyway, I came to this smelly cave to speak to the one that they call codyxvasco
Where is he?
User avatar #459 to #458 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
It is I you seek, Now I pray you'll get on with what it is you request before I grow impacient. Welp.
User avatar #460 to #459 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I forgot what I was going to say.
I'm certain it was important though.
User avatar #461 to #460 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Stick around until you remember, I'll be here, being more important than you.
User avatar #462 to #461 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I'm certainly more important than you!
At least I'm not a feg.
User avatar #463 to #462 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
At least I don't know what a feg is.
User avatar #464 to #463 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
It's like fag, only spelled wrong.
User avatar #465 to #464 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh....mmmk.
User avatar #466 to #465 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But you're a lovely fag.
<3
User avatar #467 to #466 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Yay!!
User avatar #468 to #467 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh, and by the way,

It's me.
User avatar #405 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
WHY DON'T YOU LOVED ME ANYMORE
User avatar #406 to #405 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
I do. Why don't we talk? Let's talk.
User avatar #445 to #406 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
has anyone ever told you that you have lovely eyes?
User avatar #447 to #446 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
I prefer M, it's a very nice letter.
User avatar #427 to #406 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but still, i don't think you should be looking at me for a masculine friend.
User avatar #428 to #427 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Aren't you male? Good enough fur me.
User avatar #429 to #428 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
well, yes.
but i'm a faggot.
User avatar #430 to #429 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Aw, is you a homosex?
User avatar #431 to #430 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
yes.
do you not remember me?
because of actual memories with actual friends?
User avatar #432 to #431 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
I have a bunch of people I haven't talked to in a while and I forget peoples sexualities. Sorry, lol.
User avatar #433 to #432 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
don't be sorry.
forget me entirely then live a full life with real friends.
User avatar #434 to #433 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Nah, I need my internet buds.
User avatar #435 to #434 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
no you don't.
FORGET MEEE
User avatar #436 to #435 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAAR!!!!


*aggressively hugs*
User avatar #437 to #436 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
g'bye
<3
User avatar #438 to #437 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NOOESSS!!
User avatar #439 to #438 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
have sweet dreams of large women.
User avatar #440 to #439 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NOO!!!

CUM BACH!!!
User avatar #441 to #440 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
johann sebastian bach?
User avatar #442 to #441 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
....idk
User avatar #443 to #442 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
OKILOVEYOUBYE
User avatar #444 to #443 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAR LEAVE!!!

User avatar #407 to #406 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
ok.
so, what's new?
User avatar #408 to #407 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
Not much, video games and masturbation. Same as usual.
User avatar #409 to #408 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
i love talking with you because of all the self esteem boost that comes from it.
i've been climbing mountains, and mastering pogosticking even more.
User avatar #410 to #409 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
Well i've been doing gymnastics and shooting bottles, I've also added to my knife and sword collection.

I just don't feel like talking about anything productive I've done.
User avatar #411 to #410 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
shooting bottles as in?...
User avatar #412 to #411 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Shattering them to pieces with tiny balls of copper.
User avatar #413 to #412 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
I prefer a bow and arrow to bb guns.
it seems so much more... elegant.
User avatar #414 to #413 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
My friend was shooting my crossbow but it's as inaccurate as balls.
User avatar #415 to #414 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
probably because he was **** at maintaining it, or he just sucks.
User avatar #416 to #415 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
It's salvaged from my basement with awful sights and a string that;s past it's prime.


And he's a she.
User avatar #417 to #416 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
since when do you have friends?!
User avatar #418 to #417 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
I GOTS FRIENDS!
User avatar #419 to #418 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
congrats.
User avatar #420 to #419 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
They're all awesome 'n **** .
User avatar #421 to #420 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
i guess you don't need me anymore.
*slowly fades away*
User avatar #422 to #421 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
OH YES I DO!

*summons you back*
User avatar #423 to #422 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you've learned the magic of friendship made friends! why would you need me? that's what i was sent here to help you with.
User avatar #426 to #423 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Well I'm usually tired and worn out when I get home and talk to people like you but I'm like, a little insane in real life during the day.
User avatar #424 to #423 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Because I could always use guy friends. I think I've been around Kayla so much I'm becoming feminine.
User avatar #425 to #424 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you were already feminine
But I'm probably even more feminine than her.
but you're boring as balls.
User avatar #391 - dildoes (04/23/2013) [-]
do you still love me?
User avatar #392 to #391 - codyxvasco (04/23/2013) [-]
I dunno.
User avatar #393 to #392 - dildoes (04/24/2013) [-]
</3
#390 - codyxvasco (04/20/2013) [-]
Do you want this?
#388 - codyxvasco (04/18/2013) [-]
Sparkyoneonetwo   
   
   
Still want to be 			******		 by these?
Sparkyoneonetwo


Still want to be ****** by these?
User avatar #389 to #388 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/18/2013) [-]
why not??
#387 - codyxvasco (04/16/2013) [-]
Cody, check this 			****		 out!
Cody, check this **** out!
User avatar #382 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!

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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
User avatar #383 to #382 - codyxvasco (04/07/2013) [-]
***** fo reel?!
User avatar #384 to #383 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
obviously
<3
User avatar #378 - codyxvasco (03/30/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled user kisushima ** wanna talk?
User avatar #380 to #379 - codyxvasco (03/30/2013) [-]
Aww, You're adowableeee!
#381 to #380 - kisushima (03/30/2013) [-]
I know.. ¬¬
I know.. ¬¬
User avatar #377 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled user darlingdo **
#376 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled a random comment #55018 posted by thatnigger at Slice of Life thread 3 ** :
Monogatari will sell no matter what. It's pretty good though, don't mind the fanserves too much.

I'm more into white girls though. My sister would be black and so I wouldn't really want her or see her like that. If I had an adopted white sister though, **** that would be pretty awesome if you know what I mean.

Down at some construction site. "Damn I would drill that ass all night". And so It began.

Black Heart gets lonely so you want her? But you already like Black sister? And sister already with some other guy? Kill the guy and get both, problem solved.

I've downloaded it. I'll play it some other time. I'm way to busy for that.

Also how your days been? I've downloaded some more series to watch for the summer. Got so much, summer ganna be fun.
User avatar #375 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolls 8**
#372 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled a random image posted in comment #3302514 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE **
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