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Youtube Channel: codyxvasco592
Steam Profile: codyxvasco
Consoles Owned: Ps3, Wii, PC
Video Games Played: TF2, Cod zombies, Knock Knock
PSN: C-virus3490
Interests: CoD Zombies, Small craft projects, pets, swagbucks, sleep, Doctor who, Torchwood,
Date Signed Up:3/28/2011
Last Login:12/20/2014
Location:Lakeville Massachusettes
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I want things, and also stuff.

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#315 - Sending corrupt jpg's instead of my essays and presentations. 08/25/2014 on Fucking Excuses +1
#129 - I watch Jojo's Bizarre adventure and it doesn't dictate how I … 08/25/2014 on 8 types of anime fans 0
#12 - I heard that Colorado and Washington legalizing marijuana will…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2014 on Snoop Doggydog 0
User avatar #23 - sonicsyndicate (08/25/2014) [-]
cody you cunt
#14 - gtfomylawnbish (08/25/2014) [-]
I'm in Indiana, currently the worst state in the US to get caught with any amount of reefer. I don't care if I can ever smoke legally ,I just hate seeing all that tax money to go towards wrecking someone's life.
#212 - One one side I think "Yeah this is funny and probably fak… 08/25/2014 on Father Of The Year +1
#29 - same 08/24/2014 on Nichismoke 0
#99 - **** of Cunt sounds like a campell's soup. 08/22/2014 on Priorities +8
#5 - If you strike me down I will become more powerful than you cou… 08/21/2014 on GEDDAN +106
#5 - Ur supposed to do challenge and donate 10 or not do water and … 08/21/2014 on What I've Been Thinking... 0
#5 - I blame kar's fabulousness final form.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/20/2014 on Probably not how it works 0
#8 - balkespower (08/20/2014) [-]
the most fabulous being embodies the fabulousness of all living things. All the fabulousness gathered in one person!

He is Cars (Kars)! The ultimate fabulous being!
#14 - bobthedilder (08/20/2014) [-]
But can he do this?
#1 - I think it started off with having to donate 10$ along with it…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2014 on (untitled) +4
#2 - greenag (08/20/2014) [-]
yeah that makes more sense lol
#13 - Elli's dirty jokes? 08/20/2014 on joke 0
#18 - I think I'm the only one of my friends to actually donate....  [+] (2 new replies) 08/20/2014 on als challange has gone too far +4
User avatar #61 - PubLandlord (08/20/2014) [-]
Pretty easy when you have no friends
User avatar #38 - mondominiman (08/20/2014) [-]
Donate? Nah that's not how it works, you go on facebook and film some video and "like" a couple things then you're helping ALS research. Donate money? This fool.
#150026 - He moved to another town. This place is so empty without him. …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #150028 - thegamerslife (08/16/2014) [-]
Yes, he can. I mean, if he is still around, still loves your mom, and all around still cares... It should be ok.
#2 - Family guy's endearing zoom. 08/16/2014 on Family Guy, being all... +54
#18 - comment #11 reacted to you before you even commented. 08/15/2014 on rupert's drop +2
#182 - pls stahp 08/15/2014 on george lopez keeping it real 0
#149961 - But that's my mommy 08/15/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#1029773 - He lives too far away and I don't drive. I need to get him bac…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1029774 - awesomedewd (08/15/2014) [-]
Threaten him to kick him into his balls.
#1029770 - Do you know how I can get him back? He hasn't divorced my moth…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/15/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1029771 - awesomedewd (08/15/2014) [-]
Kick in him into his balls and drag him back.
User avatar #1029773 - codyxvasco (08/15/2014) [-]
He lives too far away and I don't drive. I need to get him back here with words.
User avatar #1029774 - awesomedewd (08/15/2014) [-]
Threaten him to kick him into his balls.
#6 - >:l  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2014 on no +10
User avatar #39 - dinonator (08/15/2014) [-]
stop cyberbullying me please im calling the school im going to kill myself
#1029765 - My dad did run away...  [+] (5 new replies) 08/15/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1029768 - awesomedewd (08/15/2014) [-]
Training is important.
User avatar #1029770 - codyxvasco (08/15/2014) [-]
Do you know how I can get him back? He hasn't divorced my mother and they do still love eachother.
User avatar #1029771 - awesomedewd (08/15/2014) [-]
Kick in him into his balls and drag him back.
User avatar #1029773 - codyxvasco (08/15/2014) [-]
He lives too far away and I don't drive. I need to get him back here with words.
User avatar #1029774 - awesomedewd (08/15/2014) [-]
Threaten him to kick him into his balls.
#149954 - Dad moved out. Mom still loves him. He still…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/15/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #150024 - thegamerslife (08/16/2014) [-]
why is it an issue? I can understand the need to have space of your own to a greater extend then others think is normal.
I sometimes wish I could get away for a day or two a week cause I have small bursts too.
User avatar #150026 - codyxvasco (08/16/2014) [-]
He moved to another town. This place is so empty without him. He can't just...leave us like that can he?
User avatar #150028 - thegamerslife (08/16/2014) [-]
Yes, he can. I mean, if he is still around, still loves your mom, and all around still cares... It should be ok.
User avatar #149960 - heraske (08/15/2014) [-]
Assert dominance and rape his wife.
User avatar #149961 - codyxvasco (08/15/2014) [-]
But that's my mommy
#8 - It's like a biome with .000001% chance of spawning. 08/15/2014 on socotra +2
#1029762 - Me: "Great! Locked in, and I got to be adc! Match beginni…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/15/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1029849 - ScottP (08/15/2014) [-]
It would always happen to me whenever I would play Dawn of War or Borderlands with my friends. I would always have to go do something for 30 minutes or so in between gameplay.
User avatar #1029801 - rokkarokkaali (08/15/2014) [-]
>pass time on computer
>go to play game
>instantly both my parents start watching youtube videos
>2000 ping
User avatar #1029838 - godshandshake (08/15/2014) [-]
My friends dad used to be obsessed with call of duty so my friend would watch youtube videos on purpose and disconnect and reconnect the internet when he was mid game
User avatar #1029764 - awesomedewd (08/15/2014) [-]
Your parents aren't well trained....
User avatar #1029765 - codyxvasco (08/15/2014) [-]
My dad did run away...
User avatar #1029768 - awesomedewd (08/15/2014) [-]
Training is important.
User avatar #1029770 - codyxvasco (08/15/2014) [-]
Do you know how I can get him back? He hasn't divorced my mother and they do still love eachother.
User avatar #1029771 - awesomedewd (08/15/2014) [-]
Kick in him into his balls and drag him back.
User avatar #1029773 - codyxvasco (08/15/2014) [-]
He lives too far away and I don't drive. I need to get him back here with words.
User avatar #1029774 - awesomedewd (08/15/2014) [-]
Threaten him to kick him into his balls.
User avatar #1029763 - adunsaveme (08/15/2014) [-]
lol rekt
#36 - It's a shame all that grass turned into more parking lot.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/15/2014 on 1st day of school vs 2nd... +14
#54 - amnesiacpatient (08/15/2014) [-]
Guys
maybe
he's fucking joking.
#38 - clavatninenine (08/15/2014) [-]
Heaven forbid they parked in a different spot or took the picture from a different direction.
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User avatar #479 - nought (11/25/2014) [-]
Hello cody
#478 - codyxvasco (04/23/2014) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled image**
User avatar #477 - dildoes (11/08/2013) [-]
babe i love u
btw ad my steam
search up "mariothelegn" then add bee.
User avatar #475 - dildoes (07/16/2013) [-]
why dont you love me anymore?
;_;
you never even come on
User avatar #476 to #475 - codyxvasco (09/02/2013) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #448 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
hello lovely.
User avatar #469 to #448 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Mason?
User avatar #470 to #469 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Yeah.
I wonder if you'll ever realize without me telling you.
You really are slow.
User avatar #471 to #470 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Slow as a turtle!
User avatar #472 to #471 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Turtles are faster.
User avatar #473 to #472 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
So how's life?
User avatar #474 to #473 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
live
you?
User avatar #475 to #474 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Borring.
User avatar #449 to #448 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Hello?
User avatar #450 to #449 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
why the question mark?
User avatar #451 to #450 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
WHO ARE YOU!!?!?
User avatar #452 to #451 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Well, I'm certainly not levchenko.
User avatar #453 to #452 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Hi levchenko
User avatar #454 to #453 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But...
My name says that I'm not!
User avatar #455 to #454 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
It's unconvincing
User avatar #456 to #455 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Too bad. I'm still not levchenko
User avatar #457 to #456 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Alrighty then.
User avatar #458 to #457 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Anyway, I came to this smelly cave to speak to the one that they call codyxvasco
Where is he?
User avatar #459 to #458 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
It is I you seek, Now I pray you'll get on with what it is you request before I grow impacient. Welp.
User avatar #460 to #459 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I forgot what I was going to say.
I'm certain it was important though.
User avatar #461 to #460 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Stick around until you remember, I'll be here, being more important than you.
User avatar #462 to #461 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I'm certainly more important than you!
At least I'm not a feg.
User avatar #463 to #462 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
At least I don't know what a feg is.
User avatar #464 to #463 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
It's like fag, only spelled wrong.
User avatar #465 to #464 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh....mmmk.
User avatar #466 to #465 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But you're a lovely fag.
<3
User avatar #467 to #466 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Yay!!
User avatar #468 to #467 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh, and by the way,

It's me.
User avatar #405 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
WHY DON'T YOU LOVED ME ANYMORE
User avatar #406 to #405 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
I do. Why don't we talk? Let's talk.
User avatar #445 to #406 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
has anyone ever told you that you have lovely eyes?
User avatar #447 to #446 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
I prefer M, it's a very nice letter.
User avatar #427 to #406 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but still, i don't think you should be looking at me for a masculine friend.
User avatar #428 to #427 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Aren't you male? Good enough fur me.
User avatar #429 to #428 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
well, yes.
but i'm a faggot.
User avatar #430 to #429 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Aw, is you a homosex?
User avatar #431 to #430 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
yes.
do you not remember me?
because of actual memories with actual friends?
User avatar #432 to #431 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
I have a bunch of people I haven't talked to in a while and I forget peoples sexualities. Sorry, lol.
User avatar #433 to #432 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
don't be sorry.
forget me entirely then live a full life with real friends.
User avatar #434 to #433 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Nah, I need my internet buds.
User avatar #435 to #434 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
no you don't.
FORGET MEEE
User avatar #436 to #435 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAAR!!!!


*aggressively hugs*
User avatar #437 to #436 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
g'bye
<3
User avatar #438 to #437 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NOOESSS!!
User avatar #439 to #438 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
have sweet dreams of large women.
User avatar #440 to #439 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NOO!!!

CUM BACH!!!
User avatar #441 to #440 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
johann sebastian bach?
User avatar #442 to #441 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
....idk
User avatar #443 to #442 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
OKILOVEYOUBYE
User avatar #444 to #443 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAR LEAVE!!!

User avatar #407 to #406 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
ok.
so, what's new?
User avatar #408 to #407 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
Not much, video games and masturbation. Same as usual.
User avatar #409 to #408 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
i love talking with you because of all the self esteem boost that comes from it.
i've been climbing mountains, and mastering pogosticking even more.
User avatar #410 to #409 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
Well i've been doing gymnastics and shooting bottles, I've also added to my knife and sword collection.

I just don't feel like talking about anything productive I've done.
User avatar #411 to #410 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
shooting bottles as in?...
User avatar #412 to #411 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Shattering them to pieces with tiny balls of copper.
User avatar #413 to #412 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
I prefer a bow and arrow to bb guns.
it seems so much more... elegant.
User avatar #414 to #413 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
My friend was shooting my crossbow but it's as inaccurate as balls.
User avatar #415 to #414 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
probably because he was **** at maintaining it, or he just sucks.
User avatar #416 to #415 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
It's salvaged from my basement with awful sights and a string that;s past it's prime.


And he's a she.
User avatar #417 to #416 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
since when do you have friends?!
User avatar #418 to #417 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
I GOTS FRIENDS!
User avatar #419 to #418 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
congrats.
User avatar #420 to #419 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
They're all awesome 'n **** .
User avatar #421 to #420 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
i guess you don't need me anymore.
*slowly fades away*
User avatar #422 to #421 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
OH YES I DO!

*summons you back*
User avatar #423 to #422 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you've learned the magic of friendship made friends! why would you need me? that's what i was sent here to help you with.
User avatar #426 to #423 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Well I'm usually tired and worn out when I get home and talk to people like you but I'm like, a little insane in real life during the day.
User avatar #424 to #423 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Because I could always use guy friends. I think I've been around Kayla so much I'm becoming feminine.
User avatar #425 to #424 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you were already feminine
But I'm probably even more feminine than her.
but you're boring as balls.
User avatar #391 - dildoes (04/23/2013) [-]
do you still love me?
User avatar #392 to #391 - codyxvasco (04/23/2013) [-]
I dunno.
User avatar #393 to #392 - dildoes (04/24/2013) [-]
</3
#390 - codyxvasco (04/20/2013) [-]
Do you want this?
#388 - codyxvasco (04/18/2013) [-]
Sparkyoneonetwo   
   
   
Still want to be 						******					 by these?
Sparkyoneonetwo


Still want to be ****** by these?
User avatar #389 to #388 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/18/2013) [-]
why not??
#387 - codyxvasco (04/16/2013) [-]
Cody, check this 						****					 out!
Cody, check this **** out!
User avatar #382 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!

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...../==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
User avatar #384 to #383 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
obviously
<3
User avatar #378 - codyxvasco (03/30/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled user kisushima ** wanna talk?
User avatar #380 to #379 - codyxvasco (03/30/2013) [-]
Aww, You're adowableeee!
#381 to #380 - kisushima (03/30/2013) [-]
I know.. ¬¬
I know.. ¬¬
User avatar #377 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled user darlingdo **
#376 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled a random comment #55018 posted by thatnigger at Slice of Life thread 3 ** :
Monogatari will sell no matter what. It's pretty good though, don't mind the fanserves too much.

I'm more into white girls though. My sister would be black and so I wouldn't really want her or see her like that. If I had an adopted white sister though, **** that would be pretty awesome if you know what I mean.

Down at some construction site. "Damn I would drill that ass all night". And so It began.

Black Heart gets lonely so you want her? But you already like Black sister? And sister already with some other guy? Kill the guy and get both, problem solved.

I've downloaded it. I'll play it some other time. I'm way to busy for that.

Also how your days been? I've downloaded some more series to watch for the summer. Got so much, summer ganna be fun.
User avatar #375 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolls 8**
#372 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled a random image posted in comment #3302514 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE **
User avatar #370 - mandatorytrolling (03/19/2013) [-]
Well damn. Thought I was in the art board... and I replied to the wrong person. Anyway Thank you for Reminding me of a few Photoshop things! I have forgoten too much of it.
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