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Youtube Channel: codyxvasco592
Steam Profile: codyxvasco
Consoles Owned: Ps3, Wii, PC
Video Games Played: TF2, Cod zombies, Knock Knock
PSN: C-virus3490
Interests: CoD Zombies, Small craft projects, pets, swagbucks, sleep, Doctor who, Torchwood,
Date Signed Up:3/28/2011
Last Login:12/16/2014
Location:Lakeville Massachusettes
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Level 341 Comments: Sold Soul → Level 342 Comments: Sold Soul
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I want things, and also stuff.

latest user's comments

#10 - C'mon, my friend accidentally got moist because I said "b… 09/11/2014 on Simple...and not so simple 0
#55 - "I have decided that I am neither male nor female. I'm up…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/11/2014 on This +3
#89 - larfang has deleted their comment.
#86 - anonymous (09/11/2014) [-]
your friend is a cunt
User avatar #71 - satansferret (09/11/2014) [-]
I want to thumb this down just for the image >_<
#24 - OOOOOH SHIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!! 09/09/2014 on Battle tendency 0
#3 - She decided she was neither so now she's upset when neither is…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/08/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #6 - aldkai (09/08/2014) [-]
You know what



It's best people like that just don't get to sign up for superior education.

I don't think they'd fit in.
#9 - anonymous (09/08/2014) [-]
Get some funny green texts off of it tho
User avatar #10 - aldkai (09/08/2014) [-]
A hint of

Femaleader...
#21 - This is kind of a funny response.I hate how sometimes when som… 09/08/2014 on (Sounds of incoherent rage) 0
#16 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 09/06/2014 on How to look stupid in a... +57
#47 - thewebspinner (09/07/2014) [-]
We should totally meet up dressed like this and bang.
#41 - mrpotatofudge (09/07/2014) [-]
bby pls
#17 - hikewne (09/06/2014) [-]
m'lady.
#587 - I like it. The way the mic goes up is pretty cool. They're com…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2014 on Cheap candy and gaming... 0
#588 - valygomu (09/05/2014) [-]
ok, thanks, I will consider buying it
#530 - I'm wearing that headset.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/05/2014 on Cheap candy and gaming... 0
User avatar #574 - valygomu (09/05/2014) [-]
is it good ?
User avatar #587 - codyxvasco (09/05/2014) [-]
I like it. The way the mic goes up is pretty cool. They're comfy. Sound is fine. Mic quality is enough to understand what is being said. But it's not the richest of mic quality.
#588 - valygomu (09/05/2014) [-]
ok, thanks, I will consider buying it
#17 - 5 nights in a nutshell 09/03/2014 on Directed by M. Night Shyamalan +2
#128245 - How do I learn how to sing?  [+] (5 new replies) 09/03/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #128377 - jollypiratedonut (09/04/2014) [-]
just do it a bunch
enough to wear it doesnt feel uncomfortable or awkward to do so, if you feel that way
youtube does help a little with learning some technique
try karaoke things / sing along to stuff and try to match the pitch as best as you can
i think just trying it as much as you can is the best way though. pretty much like anything else, practice makes perfect.
User avatar #128305 - Grom (09/03/2014) [-]
there's youtube videos, classes, one on one lessons, or you can google an article that will give you basic steps
User avatar #128287 - darksideofthebeast (09/03/2014) [-]
Very carefully...
#128251 - anonymous (09/03/2014) [-]
Match your voice to the notes of a keyboard
User avatar #128246 - geothermal (09/03/2014) [-]
Sing until you think you sound good.
#115 - but like, birds have to like, flap around and **** … 09/02/2014 on fish is amazed by science 0
#3 - One other thing about being underwater that terrifies me is th…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2014 on fish is amazed by science +36
#12 - capslockftw (08/29/2014) [-]
birds? those fuckers are even scarier since you cant chase after them
User avatar #115 - codyxvasco (09/02/2014) [-]
but like, birds have to like, flap around and shit.

Fish can just sit there, hovering menacingly. then *NYOOM* they just dash at you!
#371 - There are those with goals of peace, true unity and love. … 08/29/2014 on Effect of Feminism 147 0
#355 - **codyxvasco hugs you tightly** There there....thin…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2014 on Effect of Feminism 147 +1
User avatar #367 - atma (08/29/2014) [-]
**atma hugs back** ;D;

I hope so. Maybe it's a matter of finding the right people. Then the selfish desires of others seem smaller and smaller.
User avatar #371 - codyxvasco (08/29/2014) [-]
There are those with goals of peace, true unity and love.

Stop looking at the shouting asshole in the corner of the room. There are others.
#64 - Only animay I've ever watched was Jojo's bizarre adventure.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2014 on Poor /v -1
#105 - sarcasticrunner (08/29/2014) [-]
dats a pretty good one to watch
#63 - Comment deleted 08/29/2014 on Know this guy? 0
#15 - didn't set. 08/29/2014 on Backflup +1
#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 08/28/2014 on Know this guy? +29
#37 - theflamingfire Comment deleted by codyxvasco
#63 - codyxvasco Comment deleted by codyxvasco
#41 - lastsensei Comment deleted by codyxvasco
#59 - Call open, I propose a bill to fund scientists getting all spi… 08/28/2014 on The Spider who Could not Hide 0
#151805 - know i thumbed u?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #151807 - awesomerninjathing (08/28/2014) [-]
the little question mark next to the thumbs
#151733 - How'd u do dat  [+] (3 new replies) 08/27/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #151739 - awesomerninjathing (08/27/2014) [-]
do what?
User avatar #151805 - codyxvasco (08/28/2014) [-]
know i thumbed u?
User avatar #151807 - awesomerninjathing (08/28/2014) [-]
the little question mark next to the thumbs
#76 - We're not thumbing joshlol. We're thumbing funny pictures 08/26/2014 on the office 0
#342 - Caution: Bored. 08/26/2014 on Trigger Warning 0
#34 - DONGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2014 on The day tumblr was right 0
User avatar #35 - ruinsage (08/26/2014) [-]
Point proven
#52 - I remember when Elena Siegman shared this on facebook. good times. 08/25/2014 on Metal as fuck 0
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User avatar #479 - nought ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
Hello cody
#478 - codyxvasco (04/23/2014) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled image**
User avatar #477 - dildoes (11/08/2013) [-]
babe i love u
btw ad my steam
search up "mariothelegn" then add bee.
User avatar #475 - dildoes (07/16/2013) [-]
why dont you love me anymore?
;_;
you never even come on
User avatar #476 to #475 - codyxvasco (09/02/2013) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #448 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
hello lovely.
User avatar #469 to #448 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Mason?
User avatar #470 to #469 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Yeah.
I wonder if you'll ever realize without me telling you.
You really are slow.
User avatar #471 to #470 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Slow as a turtle!
User avatar #472 to #471 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Turtles are faster.
User avatar #473 to #472 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
So how's life?
User avatar #474 to #473 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
live
you?
User avatar #475 to #474 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Borring.
User avatar #449 to #448 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Hello?
User avatar #450 to #449 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
why the question mark?
User avatar #451 to #450 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
WHO ARE YOU!!?!?
User avatar #452 to #451 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Well, I'm certainly not levchenko.
User avatar #453 to #452 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Hi levchenko
User avatar #454 to #453 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But...
My name says that I'm not!
User avatar #455 to #454 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
It's unconvincing
User avatar #456 to #455 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Too bad. I'm still not levchenko
User avatar #457 to #456 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Alrighty then.
User avatar #458 to #457 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Anyway, I came to this smelly cave to speak to the one that they call codyxvasco
Where is he?
User avatar #459 to #458 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
It is I you seek, Now I pray you'll get on with what it is you request before I grow impacient. Welp.
User avatar #460 to #459 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I forgot what I was going to say.
I'm certain it was important though.
User avatar #461 to #460 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Stick around until you remember, I'll be here, being more important than you.
User avatar #462 to #461 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I'm certainly more important than you!
At least I'm not a feg.
User avatar #463 to #462 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
At least I don't know what a feg is.
User avatar #464 to #463 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
It's like fag, only spelled wrong.
User avatar #465 to #464 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh....mmmk.
User avatar #466 to #465 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But you're a lovely fag.
<3
User avatar #467 to #466 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Yay!!
User avatar #468 to #467 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh, and by the way,

It's me.
User avatar #405 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
WHY DON'T YOU LOVED ME ANYMORE
User avatar #406 to #405 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
I do. Why don't we talk? Let's talk.
User avatar #445 to #406 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
has anyone ever told you that you have lovely eyes?
User avatar #447 to #446 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
I prefer M, it's a very nice letter.
User avatar #427 to #406 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but still, i don't think you should be looking at me for a masculine friend.
User avatar #428 to #427 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Aren't you male? Good enough fur me.
User avatar #429 to #428 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
well, yes.
but i'm a faggot.
User avatar #430 to #429 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Aw, is you a homosex?
User avatar #431 to #430 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
yes.
do you not remember me?
because of actual memories with actual friends?
User avatar #432 to #431 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
I have a bunch of people I haven't talked to in a while and I forget peoples sexualities. Sorry, lol.
User avatar #433 to #432 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
don't be sorry.
forget me entirely then live a full life with real friends.
User avatar #434 to #433 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Nah, I need my internet buds.
User avatar #435 to #434 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
no you don't.
FORGET MEEE
User avatar #436 to #435 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAAR!!!!


*aggressively hugs*
User avatar #437 to #436 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
g'bye
<3
User avatar #438 to #437 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NOOESSS!!
User avatar #439 to #438 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
have sweet dreams of large women.
User avatar #440 to #439 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NOO!!!

CUM BACH!!!
User avatar #441 to #440 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
johann sebastian bach?
User avatar #442 to #441 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
....idk
User avatar #443 to #442 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
OKILOVEYOUBYE
User avatar #444 to #443 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAR LEAVE!!!

User avatar #407 to #406 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
ok.
so, what's new?
User avatar #408 to #407 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
Not much, video games and masturbation. Same as usual.
User avatar #409 to #408 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
i love talking with you because of all the self esteem boost that comes from it.
i've been climbing mountains, and mastering pogosticking even more.
User avatar #410 to #409 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
Well i've been doing gymnastics and shooting bottles, I've also added to my knife and sword collection.

I just don't feel like talking about anything productive I've done.
User avatar #411 to #410 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
shooting bottles as in?...
User avatar #412 to #411 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Shattering them to pieces with tiny balls of copper.
User avatar #413 to #412 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
I prefer a bow and arrow to bb guns.
it seems so much more... elegant.
User avatar #414 to #413 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
My friend was shooting my crossbow but it's as inaccurate as balls.
User avatar #415 to #414 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
probably because he was **** at maintaining it, or he just sucks.
User avatar #416 to #415 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
It's salvaged from my basement with awful sights and a string that;s past it's prime.


And he's a she.
User avatar #417 to #416 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
since when do you have friends?!
User avatar #418 to #417 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
I GOTS FRIENDS!
User avatar #419 to #418 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
congrats.
User avatar #420 to #419 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
They're all awesome 'n **** .
User avatar #421 to #420 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
i guess you don't need me anymore.
*slowly fades away*
User avatar #422 to #421 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
OH YES I DO!

*summons you back*
User avatar #423 to #422 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you've learned the magic of friendship made friends! why would you need me? that's what i was sent here to help you with.
User avatar #426 to #423 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Well I'm usually tired and worn out when I get home and talk to people like you but I'm like, a little insane in real life during the day.
User avatar #424 to #423 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Because I could always use guy friends. I think I've been around Kayla so much I'm becoming feminine.
User avatar #425 to #424 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you were already feminine
But I'm probably even more feminine than her.
but you're boring as balls.
User avatar #391 - dildoes (04/23/2013) [-]
do you still love me?
User avatar #392 to #391 - codyxvasco (04/23/2013) [-]
I dunno.
User avatar #393 to #392 - dildoes (04/24/2013) [-]
</3
#390 - codyxvasco (04/20/2013) [-]
Do you want this?
#388 - codyxvasco (04/18/2013) [-]
Sparkyoneonetwo   
   
   
Still want to be 						******					 by these?
Sparkyoneonetwo


Still want to be ****** by these?
User avatar #389 to #388 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/18/2013) [-]
why not??
#387 - codyxvasco (04/16/2013) [-]
Cody, check this 						****					 out!
Cody, check this **** out!
User avatar #382 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!

........____________________, ,
....../ `---___________----_____] = = = = = D
...../==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//

WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
User avatar #384 to #383 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
obviously
<3
User avatar #378 - codyxvasco (03/30/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled user kisushima ** wanna talk?
User avatar #380 to #379 - codyxvasco (03/30/2013) [-]
Aww, You're adowableeee!
#381 to #380 - kisushima (03/30/2013) [-]
I know.. ¬¬
I know.. ¬¬
User avatar #377 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled user darlingdo **
#376 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled a random comment #55018 posted by thatnigger at Slice of Life thread 3 ** :
Monogatari will sell no matter what. It's pretty good though, don't mind the fanserves too much.

I'm more into white girls though. My sister would be black and so I wouldn't really want her or see her like that. If I had an adopted white sister though, **** that would be pretty awesome if you know what I mean.

Down at some construction site. "Damn I would drill that ass all night". And so It began.

Black Heart gets lonely so you want her? But you already like Black sister? And sister already with some other guy? Kill the guy and get both, problem solved.

I've downloaded it. I'll play it some other time. I'm way to busy for that.

Also how your days been? I've downloaded some more series to watch for the summer. Got so much, summer ganna be fun.
User avatar #375 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolls 8**
#372 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled a random image posted in comment #3302514 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE **
User avatar #370 - mandatorytrolling (03/19/2013) [-]
Well damn. Thought I was in the art board... and I replied to the wrong person. Anyway Thank you for Reminding me of a few Photoshop things! I have forgoten too much of it.
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