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Interests: CoD Zombies, Small craft projects, pets, swagbucks, sleep, Doctor who, Torchwood,
Date Signed Up:3/28/2011
Last Login:9/23/2014
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#42 - They speak in grunts of pain. 07/01/2014 on The most awkward meeting +6
#40 - But you could watch from any angle and the whole screen won't … 07/01/2014 on High Five +1
#96 - "Y'know I'll just drive myself down to the station."… 07/01/2014 on Your powers are useless here +3
#39 - Massachusettes.....home...... **** this place. 07/01/2014 on Can't deny his tashe or girth. 0
#38 - I should remake this with more pixels.... 07/01/2014 on Really long and features... 0
#141202 - You could fake being ok until you die or go fix yourself so yo… 06/30/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#141191 - You may see yourself as nothing but that doesn't mean you actu…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#141196 - CIS White Male (06/30/2014) [-]
I don't like talking about problems with people in person, just typing them is hard enough I dunno if a psychologist would be a good idea :/ And I don't want other people to know I feel this way hence appearing as anon. I'm so good at acting all cheerful and happy, I'm not gonna ruin this image now.
User avatar #141362 - interglutealcleft (07/01/2014) [-]
I understand where you're coming from because i felt the saaaame way. To help for one, if you eat alot of bad or processed foods it can make you feel bad and thus not make you feel happy, Try eating a lot healthier. Also eating healthy helps your skin, hair, nails, all of those stuffs. If you have acne it could help get rid of it. Try out anew hair do, and then go find a store so you can work in retail, it gets you social, and when you are forced to work in a social place it helps out alot with your personal issues. Take the time to try painting, or even baking. Give yourself a challenge that you've been scared to try out. You can do this. I know you can. I know it's alot easier said than done but you just have to push yourself. You're not going to help yourself if you stay behind closed doors and hide. But take one step at a time, dont rush, but keep pushing. I want you to write on sticky notes positive things to yourself and put them EVERYWHERE. Look at them and you keep telling yourself that its true. Because it is. Don't put yourself down because its not worth it. Go outside and just look around, enjoy the sounds of birds, looking at the grass sway in the wind, a kitty walking along the curb, and remind yourself that even in little moments you and life is beautiful and worth making it incredible. You can't just be happy, happiness is worked for, and you must first find the beauty in yourself. IF your so called friends have said bad things about you then drop them, they ain't worth your time. Being a social place will have you talk to people and maybe you'll find friends in coworkers and in customers. Just breath and let loose. You are Worth it and you owe it to yourself to be happy. You're not stupid, hell where im at half the people i graduated with barely passed by the skin on their teeth, You have gone to college. And weird attracts weird hell sweetie we're ALL weird! Aint no body perfect or normal. As for boring look up stuff, read some books/watch movies!
User avatar #141202 - codyxvasco (06/30/2014) [-]
You could fake being ok until you die or go fix yourself so you can naturally be happy. But the choice is yours.
#94 - Post-Movie Spongebob is worst Spongebob.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2014 on A dream come true -1
User avatar #95 - makotoitou (06/30/2014) [-]
Amen to that.
#141188 - No one is as ugly as they perceive themselves to be. You may l…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +2
#141190 - CIS White Male (06/30/2014) [-]
Well I am. I don't exaggerate that stuff, I've overheard what some people have said about me. College isn't all that impressive here, I'm from England so it's not even university. The only people who like me are people from the internet and I think they only act like the y do because I'm a girl and they seem like they want to fuck me. I have a pet, but she's old and I'm terrified she's gonna die soon. I got a wii u recently, so that's fun I guess. No wendy's in England.
User avatar #141191 - codyxvasco (06/30/2014) [-]
You may see yourself as nothing but that doesn't mean you actually are. It's like...as if you were wearing drunk goggles but instead of making things look all distorted they just make you look like a piece of shit.

You're too young for a crisis. I recommend seeing a psychologist. They might help you feel better about yourself and life. I tried to see one after my doctor recommended me a few places and my mom threw it out. I think you'd have more luck.
#141196 - CIS White Male (06/30/2014) [-]
I don't like talking about problems with people in person, just typing them is hard enough I dunno if a psychologist would be a good idea :/ And I don't want other people to know I feel this way hence appearing as anon. I'm so good at acting all cheerful and happy, I'm not gonna ruin this image now.
User avatar #141362 - interglutealcleft (07/01/2014) [-]
I understand where you're coming from because i felt the saaaame way. To help for one, if you eat alot of bad or processed foods it can make you feel bad and thus not make you feel happy, Try eating a lot healthier. Also eating healthy helps your skin, hair, nails, all of those stuffs. If you have acne it could help get rid of it. Try out anew hair do, and then go find a store so you can work in retail, it gets you social, and when you are forced to work in a social place it helps out alot with your personal issues. Take the time to try painting, or even baking. Give yourself a challenge that you've been scared to try out. You can do this. I know you can. I know it's alot easier said than done but you just have to push yourself. You're not going to help yourself if you stay behind closed doors and hide. But take one step at a time, dont rush, but keep pushing. I want you to write on sticky notes positive things to yourself and put them EVERYWHERE. Look at them and you keep telling yourself that its true. Because it is. Don't put yourself down because its not worth it. Go outside and just look around, enjoy the sounds of birds, looking at the grass sway in the wind, a kitty walking along the curb, and remind yourself that even in little moments you and life is beautiful and worth making it incredible. You can't just be happy, happiness is worked for, and you must first find the beauty in yourself. IF your so called friends have said bad things about you then drop them, they ain't worth your time. Being a social place will have you talk to people and maybe you'll find friends in coworkers and in customers. Just breath and let loose. You are Worth it and you owe it to yourself to be happy. You're not stupid, hell where im at half the people i graduated with barely passed by the skin on their teeth, You have gone to college. And weird attracts weird hell sweetie we're ALL weird! Aint no body perfect or normal. As for boring look up stuff, read some books/watch movies!
User avatar #141202 - codyxvasco (06/30/2014) [-]
You could fake being ok until you die or go fix yourself so you can naturally be happy. But the choice is yours.
#2215 - I saw a video of perpetual motion machines and it had me think…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/30/2014 on /science/ board 0
User avatar #2218 - whatley (06/30/2014) [-]
No, perpetual motion is impossible, there will always be energy lost to the surroundings in some form of heat, friction or sound.

The closet we probably have are flywheel energy storage devices, which are high speed spinning wheels that store energy, and lose very little energy to the surroundings.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flywheel_energy_storage
User avatar #2224 - bluenebula (06/30/2014) [-]
Nigger open your profile to friends.
User avatar #2225 - whatley (06/30/2014) [-]
You can always mention me on your profile, or message me on Skype or Steam, or over private messages, or over the chat system here.
User avatar #2226 - bluenebula (06/30/2014) [-]
But I can't stalk you on any of those. =(
User avatar #2227 - whatley (06/30/2014) [-]
I rarely ever make comments to be honest, not enough to be worth stalking.
#2228 - bluenebula (06/30/2014) [-]
Worth it!
#141185 - Tell me about yourself. Everything bad, everything good. I'm s…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#141186 - CIS White Male (06/30/2014) [-]
I'm not good looking at all, I'm boring, I'm stupid, I'm weird. 90% of friends I've ever had (both in real life and online) seem to have forgotten I ever existed. I just finished college and I need to find a job but I have no idea what I want to do with my life I'm so confused and whenever I see stuff that looks interesting it's either too far away or my grades aren't good enough for it. I just don't see the point in anything anymore, I have no hobbies or major interests so I'm just nothing, I dunno what to do.
User avatar #141189 - thatnigger (06/30/2014) [-]
No interests that you know of. Try new things, get out of your comfort zone and see if you like it. If you try working out, you might get more confidence in your looks and people might notice you more. If you try new hobbies, you might meet new people. If your grades aren't good enough, at least find something that you wouldn't hate doing and do that, when you're making money you can move on to other things. Don't be picky or you'll miss so much.
User avatar #141188 - codyxvasco (06/30/2014) [-]
No one is as ugly as they perceive themselves to be. You may lack common sense or say silly things but you've finished college which probably makes you smarter than others. No one really ever finds something to do with their lives at this point don't worry. Try to reach out and talk with others. There's gotta be someone who likes you. Try to find something you could possibly do to pass the time. Get a pet. Work out. Find some videogames. Get a job at Wendy's.
#141190 - CIS White Male (06/30/2014) [-]
Well I am. I don't exaggerate that stuff, I've overheard what some people have said about me. College isn't all that impressive here, I'm from England so it's not even university. The only people who like me are people from the internet and I think they only act like the y do because I'm a girl and they seem like they want to fuck me. I have a pet, but she's old and I'm terrified she's gonna die soon. I got a wii u recently, so that's fun I guess. No wendy's in England.
User avatar #141191 - codyxvasco (06/30/2014) [-]
You may see yourself as nothing but that doesn't mean you actually are. It's like...as if you were wearing drunk goggles but instead of making things look all distorted they just make you look like a piece of shit.

You're too young for a crisis. I recommend seeing a psychologist. They might help you feel better about yourself and life. I tried to see one after my doctor recommended me a few places and my mom threw it out. I think you'd have more luck.
#141196 - CIS White Male (06/30/2014) [-]
I don't like talking about problems with people in person, just typing them is hard enough I dunno if a psychologist would be a good idea :/ And I don't want other people to know I feel this way hence appearing as anon. I'm so good at acting all cheerful and happy, I'm not gonna ruin this image now.
User avatar #141362 - interglutealcleft (07/01/2014) [-]
I understand where you're coming from because i felt the saaaame way. To help for one, if you eat alot of bad or processed foods it can make you feel bad and thus not make you feel happy, Try eating a lot healthier. Also eating healthy helps your skin, hair, nails, all of those stuffs. If you have acne it could help get rid of it. Try out anew hair do, and then go find a store so you can work in retail, it gets you social, and when you are forced to work in a social place it helps out alot with your personal issues. Take the time to try painting, or even baking. Give yourself a challenge that you've been scared to try out. You can do this. I know you can. I know it's alot easier said than done but you just have to push yourself. You're not going to help yourself if you stay behind closed doors and hide. But take one step at a time, dont rush, but keep pushing. I want you to write on sticky notes positive things to yourself and put them EVERYWHERE. Look at them and you keep telling yourself that its true. Because it is. Don't put yourself down because its not worth it. Go outside and just look around, enjoy the sounds of birds, looking at the grass sway in the wind, a kitty walking along the curb, and remind yourself that even in little moments you and life is beautiful and worth making it incredible. You can't just be happy, happiness is worked for, and you must first find the beauty in yourself. IF your so called friends have said bad things about you then drop them, they ain't worth your time. Being a social place will have you talk to people and maybe you'll find friends in coworkers and in customers. Just breath and let loose. You are Worth it and you owe it to yourself to be happy. You're not stupid, hell where im at half the people i graduated with barely passed by the skin on their teeth, You have gone to college. And weird attracts weird hell sweetie we're ALL weird! Aint no body perfect or normal. As for boring look up stuff, read some books/watch movies!
User avatar #141202 - codyxvasco (06/30/2014) [-]
You could fake being ok until you die or go fix yourself so you can naturally be happy. But the choice is yours.
#141184 - Fast food jobs are typically easy to get, and not that hard. I… 06/30/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#141181 - When crossing do NOT say anything stupid or suspicious. If the… 06/30/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#141180 - I feel like when you read about war it seems bigger than it re… 06/30/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#141178 - I know what that feeling is like. Do you still love her as a p…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#141313 - Spikeydeath (06/30/2014) [-]
I'm 20 and am living with her because of her health problems presently. She does stupid shit and gets herself hurt.
#141177 - Get lost in things you love. Do what you can to make life bett…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +2
#141183 - CIS White Male (06/30/2014) [-]
How can I get a more positive self image because I think that's my biggest problem, I hate everything about myself and it's beginning to wear on me..
User avatar #141185 - codyxvasco (06/30/2014) [-]
Tell me about yourself. Everything bad, everything good. I'm sure you're sick of people saying "you're amazing just the way you arrrrre, you're not uglyyyyy, I love everything about youuuu." and you just shrug it off. But you need to listen sometimes.
Ever play any sports? What shows do you watch? You like games? What about pets? Tell me everything that would be on your hypothetical wikipedia page.
#141186 - CIS White Male (06/30/2014) [-]
I'm not good looking at all, I'm boring, I'm stupid, I'm weird. 90% of friends I've ever had (both in real life and online) seem to have forgotten I ever existed. I just finished college and I need to find a job but I have no idea what I want to do with my life I'm so confused and whenever I see stuff that looks interesting it's either too far away or my grades aren't good enough for it. I just don't see the point in anything anymore, I have no hobbies or major interests so I'm just nothing, I dunno what to do.
User avatar #141189 - thatnigger (06/30/2014) [-]
No interests that you know of. Try new things, get out of your comfort zone and see if you like it. If you try working out, you might get more confidence in your looks and people might notice you more. If you try new hobbies, you might meet new people. If your grades aren't good enough, at least find something that you wouldn't hate doing and do that, when you're making money you can move on to other things. Don't be picky or you'll miss so much.
User avatar #141188 - codyxvasco (06/30/2014) [-]
No one is as ugly as they perceive themselves to be. You may lack common sense or say silly things but you've finished college which probably makes you smarter than others. No one really ever finds something to do with their lives at this point don't worry. Try to reach out and talk with others. There's gotta be someone who likes you. Try to find something you could possibly do to pass the time. Get a pet. Work out. Find some videogames. Get a job at Wendy's.
#141190 - CIS White Male (06/30/2014) [-]
Well I am. I don't exaggerate that stuff, I've overheard what some people have said about me. College isn't all that impressive here, I'm from England so it's not even university. The only people who like me are people from the internet and I think they only act like the y do because I'm a girl and they seem like they want to fuck me. I have a pet, but she's old and I'm terrified she's gonna die soon. I got a wii u recently, so that's fun I guess. No wendy's in England.
User avatar #141191 - codyxvasco (06/30/2014) [-]
You may see yourself as nothing but that doesn't mean you actually are. It's like...as if you were wearing drunk goggles but instead of making things look all distorted they just make you look like a piece of shit.

You're too young for a crisis. I recommend seeing a psychologist. They might help you feel better about yourself and life. I tried to see one after my doctor recommended me a few places and my mom threw it out. I think you'd have more luck.
#141196 - CIS White Male (06/30/2014) [-]
I don't like talking about problems with people in person, just typing them is hard enough I dunno if a psychologist would be a good idea :/ And I don't want other people to know I feel this way hence appearing as anon. I'm so good at acting all cheerful and happy, I'm not gonna ruin this image now.
User avatar #141362 - interglutealcleft (07/01/2014) [-]
I understand where you're coming from because i felt the saaaame way. To help for one, if you eat alot of bad or processed foods it can make you feel bad and thus not make you feel happy, Try eating a lot healthier. Also eating healthy helps your skin, hair, nails, all of those stuffs. If you have acne it could help get rid of it. Try out anew hair do, and then go find a store so you can work in retail, it gets you social, and when you are forced to work in a social place it helps out alot with your personal issues. Take the time to try painting, or even baking. Give yourself a challenge that you've been scared to try out. You can do this. I know you can. I know it's alot easier said than done but you just have to push yourself. You're not going to help yourself if you stay behind closed doors and hide. But take one step at a time, dont rush, but keep pushing. I want you to write on sticky notes positive things to yourself and put them EVERYWHERE. Look at them and you keep telling yourself that its true. Because it is. Don't put yourself down because its not worth it. Go outside and just look around, enjoy the sounds of birds, looking at the grass sway in the wind, a kitty walking along the curb, and remind yourself that even in little moments you and life is beautiful and worth making it incredible. You can't just be happy, happiness is worked for, and you must first find the beauty in yourself. IF your so called friends have said bad things about you then drop them, they ain't worth your time. Being a social place will have you talk to people and maybe you'll find friends in coworkers and in customers. Just breath and let loose. You are Worth it and you owe it to yourself to be happy. You're not stupid, hell where im at half the people i graduated with barely passed by the skin on their teeth, You have gone to college. And weird attracts weird hell sweetie we're ALL weird! Aint no body perfect or normal. As for boring look up stuff, read some books/watch movies!
User avatar #141202 - codyxvasco (06/30/2014) [-]
You could fake being ok until you die or go fix yourself so you can naturally be happy. But the choice is yours.
#10710 - So I've been wondering. What is it about playing a game or hea… 06/30/2014 on Childhood Nostalgia Forum 0
#80 - In one episode Johnny goes to a supermarket and a lady blows h…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/30/2014 on A dream come true +1
#93 - makotoitou (06/30/2014) [-]
Yeah, I only like quality shows like Spongebob.
User avatar #94 - codyxvasco (06/30/2014) [-]
Post-Movie Spongebob is worst Spongebob.
User avatar #95 - makotoitou (06/30/2014) [-]
Amen to that.
User avatar #82 - sweetellie (06/30/2014) [-]
Bloody hell
User avatar #86 - blustar (06/30/2014) [-]
This is actually true.
User avatar #87 - sweetellie (06/30/2014) [-]
For someone who seems to hate that show with such a burning passion you sure do know a lot about it! lol
#88 - blustar (06/30/2014) [-]
Trust me, Sometimes it was the only thing on.
#48 - But things get over-hyped for a reason. Because It's pretty go…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/29/2014 on Frozen 0
User avatar #50 - sweetellie (06/29/2014) [-]
I'm still not watching it lol
#119 - CIS White Male (06/30/2014) [-]
What if you could see it in 720p for free?

www.putlocker.tw/watch-frozen-online-free-putlocker-2013.html
User avatar #195 - sweetellie (06/30/2014) [-]
I still would'n't watch it.
#193 - peegu (06/30/2014) [-]
Yes.
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User avatar #80 - majormayor (06/27/2014) [-]
Poe's Law. I can tell what's serious or a joke most of the time nowadays. It gets even worse than this without being parody.
#151 - Then it wouldn't be flat.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/27/2014 on I like The Oatmeal +2
User avatar #189 - aftercafe (06/27/2014) [-]
OH MY GOD LOL MY FUCKING SIDES
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#478 - codyxvasco ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled image**
User avatar #477 - dildoes (11/08/2013) [-]
babe i love u
btw ad my steam
search up "mariothelegn" then add bee.
User avatar #475 - dildoes (07/16/2013) [-]
why dont you love me anymore?
;_;
you never even come on
User avatar #476 to #475 - codyxvasco ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #448 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
hello lovely.
User avatar #469 to #448 - codyxvasco ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
Mason?
User avatar #470 to #469 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Yeah.
I wonder if you'll ever realize without me telling you.
You really are slow.
User avatar #471 to #470 - codyxvasco ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
Slow as a turtle!
User avatar #472 to #471 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Turtles are faster.
User avatar #473 to #472 - codyxvasco ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
So how's life?
User avatar #474 to #473 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
live
you?
User avatar #475 to #474 - codyxvasco ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
Borring.
User avatar #449 to #448 - codyxvasco ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
Hello?
User avatar #450 to #449 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
why the question mark?
User avatar #451 to #450 - codyxvasco ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
WHO ARE YOU!!?!?
User avatar #452 to #451 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Well, I'm certainly not levchenko.
User avatar #453 to #452 - codyxvasco ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
Hi levchenko
User avatar #454 to #453 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But...
My name says that I'm not!
User avatar #455 to #454 - codyxvasco ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
It's unconvincing
User avatar #456 to #455 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Too bad. I'm still not levchenko
User avatar #457 to #456 - codyxvasco ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
Alrighty then.
User avatar #458 to #457 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Anyway, I came to this smelly cave to speak to the one that they call codyxvasco
Where is he?
User avatar #459 to #458 - codyxvasco ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
It is I you seek, Now I pray you'll get on with what it is you request before I grow impacient. Welp.
User avatar #460 to #459 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I forgot what I was going to say.
I'm certain it was important though.
User avatar #461 to #460 - codyxvasco ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
Stick around until you remember, I'll be here, being more important than you.
User avatar #462 to #461 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I'm certainly more important than you!
At least I'm not a feg.
User avatar #463 to #462 - codyxvasco ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
At least I don't know what a feg is.
User avatar #464 to #463 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
It's like fag, only spelled wrong.
User avatar #465 to #464 - codyxvasco ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh....mmmk.
User avatar #466 to #465 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But you're a lovely fag.
<3
User avatar #467 to #466 - codyxvasco ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
Yay!!
User avatar #468 to #467 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh, and by the way,

It's me.
User avatar #405 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
WHY DON'T YOU LOVED ME ANYMORE
User avatar #406 to #405 - codyxvasco ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
I do. Why don't we talk? Let's talk.
User avatar #445 to #406 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
has anyone ever told you that you have lovely eyes?
User avatar #446 to #445 - codyxvasco ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
U.
User avatar #447 to #446 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
I prefer M, it's a very nice letter.
User avatar #427 to #406 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but still, i don't think you should be looking at me for a masculine friend.
User avatar #428 to #427 - codyxvasco ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
Aren't you male? Good enough fur me.
User avatar #429 to #428 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
well, yes.
but i'm a faggot.
User avatar #430 to #429 - codyxvasco ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
Aw, is you a homosex?
User avatar #431 to #430 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
yes.
do you not remember me?
because of actual memories with actual friends?
User avatar #432 to #431 - codyxvasco ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
I have a bunch of people I haven't talked to in a while and I forget peoples sexualities. Sorry, lol.
User avatar #433 to #432 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
don't be sorry.
forget me entirely then live a full life with real friends.
User avatar #434 to #433 - codyxvasco ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
Nah, I need my internet buds.
User avatar #435 to #434 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
no you don't.
FORGET MEEE
User avatar #436 to #435 - codyxvasco ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAAR!!!!


*aggressively hugs*
User avatar #437 to #436 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
g'bye
<3
User avatar #438 to #437 - codyxvasco ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
NOOESSS!!
User avatar #439 to #438 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
have sweet dreams of large women.
User avatar #440 to #439 - codyxvasco ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
NOO!!!

CUM BACH!!!
User avatar #441 to #440 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
johann sebastian bach?
User avatar #442 to #441 - codyxvasco ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
....idk
User avatar #443 to #442 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
OKILOVEYOUBYE
User avatar #444 to #443 - codyxvasco ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAR LEAVE!!!

User avatar #407 to #406 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
ok.
so, what's new?
User avatar #408 to #407 - codyxvasco ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
Not much, video games and masturbation. Same as usual.
User avatar #409 to #408 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
i love talking with you because of all the self esteem boost that comes from it.
i've been climbing mountains, and mastering pogosticking even more.
User avatar #410 to #409 - codyxvasco ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
Well i've been doing gymnastics and shooting bottles, I've also added to my knife and sword collection.

I just don't feel like talking about anything productive I've done.
User avatar #411 to #410 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
shooting bottles as in?...
User avatar #412 to #411 - codyxvasco ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
Shattering them to pieces with tiny balls of copper.
User avatar #413 to #412 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
I prefer a bow and arrow to bb guns.
it seems so much more... elegant.
User avatar #414 to #413 - codyxvasco ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
My friend was shooting my crossbow but it's as inaccurate as balls.
User avatar #415 to #414 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
probably because he was **** at maintaining it, or he just sucks.
User avatar #416 to #415 - codyxvasco ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
It's salvaged from my basement with awful sights and a string that;s past it's prime.


And he's a she.
User avatar #417 to #416 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
since when do you have friends?!
User avatar #418 to #417 - codyxvasco ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
I GOTS FRIENDS!
User avatar #419 to #418 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
congrats.
User avatar #420 to #419 - codyxvasco ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
They're all awesome 'n **** .
User avatar #421 to #420 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
i guess you don't need me anymore.
*slowly fades away*
User avatar #422 to #421 - codyxvasco ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
OH YES I DO!

*summons you back*
User avatar #423 to #422 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you've learned the magic of friendship made friends! why would you need me? that's what i was sent here to help you with.
User avatar #426 to #423 - codyxvasco ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
Well I'm usually tired and worn out when I get home and talk to people like you but I'm like, a little insane in real life during the day.
User avatar #424 to #423 - codyxvasco ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
Because I could always use guy friends. I think I've been around Kayla so much I'm becoming feminine.
User avatar #425 to #424 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you were already feminine
But I'm probably even more feminine than her.
but you're boring as balls.
User avatar #391 - dildoes (04/23/2013) [-]
do you still love me?
User avatar #392 to #391 - codyxvasco ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
I dunno.
User avatar #393 to #392 - dildoes (04/24/2013) [-]
</3
#390 - codyxvasco ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
Do you want this?
#388 - codyxvasco ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
Sparkyoneonetwo   
   
   
Still want to be 						******					 by these?
Sparkyoneonetwo


Still want to be ****** by these?
User avatar #389 to #388 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/18/2013) [-]
why not??
#387 - codyxvasco ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
Cody, check this 						****					 out!
Cody, check this **** out!
User avatar #382 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!

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...//___//
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
User avatar #383 to #382 - codyxvasco ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
***** fo reel?!
User avatar #384 to #383 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
obviously
<3
User avatar #378 - codyxvasco ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled user kisushima ** wanna talk?
User avatar #380 to #379 - codyxvasco ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
Aww, You're adowableeee!
#381 to #380 - kisushima (03/30/2013) [-]
I know.. ¬¬
I know.. ¬¬
User avatar #377 - codyxvasco ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled user darlingdo **
#376 - codyxvasco ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled a random comment #55018 posted by thatnigger at Slice of Life thread 3 ** :
Monogatari will sell no matter what. It's pretty good though, don't mind the fanserves too much.

I'm more into white girls though. My sister would be black and so I wouldn't really want her or see her like that. If I had an adopted white sister though, **** that would be pretty awesome if you know what I mean.

Down at some construction site. "Damn I would drill that ass all night". And so It began.

Black Heart gets lonely so you want her? But you already like Black sister? And sister already with some other guy? Kill the guy and get both, problem solved.

I've downloaded it. I'll play it some other time. I'm way to busy for that.

Also how your days been? I've downloaded some more series to watch for the summer. Got so much, summer ganna be fun.
User avatar #375 - codyxvasco ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolls 8**
#372 - codyxvasco ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled a random image posted in comment #3302514 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE **
User avatar #370 - mandatorytrolling (03/19/2013) [-]
Well damn. Thought I was in the art board... and I replied to the wrong person. Anyway Thank you for Reminding me of a few Photoshop things! I have forgoten too much of it.
User avatar #367 - SACAPUNTAS (03/17/2013) [-]
WELL THEN TRY INFORMING ME THEN. What do you like to do????
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User avatar #368 to #367 - codyxvasco ONLINE (03/17/2013) [-]
I like gymnastics, playing games, cuddling, masturbating, listening to my friends music, and drawing. And a bunch of other stuff I believe.
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