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#4 - Splits don't hurt the balls tho.... 8 hours ago on split 0
#74 - Well....what else is there? I don't wanna be ignorant to other…  [+] (1 new reply) 10 hours ago on Peace, bitches! 0
#232 - dehumanizer (1 hour ago) [-]
Straight OG Orthodox church.
#47 - Ok I try to stay out of these kinda things but here's my two c…  [+] (4 new replies) 11 hours ago on Peace, bitches! +2
#242 - cabbagemayhem (38 minutes ago) [-]
I only read your first three lines, but those are concepts taught by the old Catholic church. Understanding of the scripture has improved since everyone became literate, and it was translated to English. Christianity supports that you should test all things. Faith is not blind, but bright. Christianity is not about punishing 99% obedience. It's about saving you from your shortcomings with grace. Christianity was never about you being a filthy rag born into sin. The sins of our fathers persist, that is the reality of our predicament, but the word is we are meant to be much more, so very much more.
#61 - dehumanizer (10 hours ago) [-]
>murican evangelism
>true christianity
User avatar #74 - codyxvasco (10 hours ago) [-]
Well....what else is there? I don't wanna be ignorant to other forms of Christianity.
#232 - dehumanizer (1 hour ago) [-]
Straight OG Orthodox church.
#42 - And if you've got decent, well thought out arguments, i feel l…  [+] (7 new replies) 11 hours ago on Peace, bitches! +2
User avatar #45 - fyaq (11 hours ago) [-]
I mean demonizing an entire belief system because of the actions or words of a few people sounds pretty shitty huh?
#62 - jippythebandit (10 hours ago) [-]
It isn't always done for the extremist action. Critcizing for the percieved irrationality of there being a deity is one of the main points. Many atheists feels that if there is no hard evidence for a divine deity, why would people devote their life or follow it so obediently?
User avatar #47 - codyxvasco (11 hours ago) [-]
Ok I try to stay out of these kinda things but here's my two cents.

idgaf if people kill in the name of christianity. That sucks but I don't blame the religion.

But when the religion teaches things like blind faith, 99% obedience to god being 100% disobedience, and to consider all humans sinners from birth are things that I do not particularly like.

I don't think people should be thinking of themselves as bad, I don't think Leviticus should be considered relevant, that Laying with a man as you do a woman is just as bad as fucking and animal and trimming your beard. I think that prayer and church attendance can be nice gestures and things that can really help organize your thoughts and express your feelings about certain aspects of life. But I don't think God created Adam and then eve and when eve ate an apple God cursed them both and made child birth painful. I don't think these are good things to teach as fact. Especially in any educational system.
My quiz in Christian Tradition was unbearable.
Is there proof God exists: False
Is there proof he Doesn't exist: False
There is undeniable signs of intelligent design on this earth: True
Just.....I personally don't like it all. I almost like some of the practices but not the foundation it was built upon.

But Christianity is all some people have and by trying to take that away from them, you're a jerk.
#242 - cabbagemayhem (38 minutes ago) [-]
I only read your first three lines, but those are concepts taught by the old Catholic church. Understanding of the scripture has improved since everyone became literate, and it was translated to English. Christianity supports that you should test all things. Faith is not blind, but bright. Christianity is not about punishing 99% obedience. It's about saving you from your shortcomings with grace. Christianity was never about you being a filthy rag born into sin. The sins of our fathers persist, that is the reality of our predicament, but the word is we are meant to be much more, so very much more.
#61 - dehumanizer (10 hours ago) [-]
>murican evangelism
>true christianity
User avatar #74 - codyxvasco (10 hours ago) [-]
Well....what else is there? I don't wanna be ignorant to other forms of Christianity.
#232 - dehumanizer (1 hour ago) [-]
Straight OG Orthodox church.
#40 - I think one year in a christian college gives enough backgroun…  [+] (9 new replies) 11 hours ago on Peace, bitches! +1
User avatar #41 - fyaq (11 hours ago) [-]
the point is its never from actual experience,

just things they hear about and how their mom made them go to church.
User avatar #42 - codyxvasco (11 hours ago) [-]
And if you've got decent, well thought out arguments, i feel like you just get grouped with the other faggots that have no idea what they're talking about.
User avatar #45 - fyaq (11 hours ago) [-]
I mean demonizing an entire belief system because of the actions or words of a few people sounds pretty shitty huh?
#62 - jippythebandit (10 hours ago) [-]
It isn't always done for the extremist action. Critcizing for the percieved irrationality of there being a deity is one of the main points. Many atheists feels that if there is no hard evidence for a divine deity, why would people devote their life or follow it so obediently?
User avatar #47 - codyxvasco (11 hours ago) [-]
Ok I try to stay out of these kinda things but here's my two cents.

idgaf if people kill in the name of christianity. That sucks but I don't blame the religion.

But when the religion teaches things like blind faith, 99% obedience to god being 100% disobedience, and to consider all humans sinners from birth are things that I do not particularly like.

I don't think people should be thinking of themselves as bad, I don't think Leviticus should be considered relevant, that Laying with a man as you do a woman is just as bad as fucking and animal and trimming your beard. I think that prayer and church attendance can be nice gestures and things that can really help organize your thoughts and express your feelings about certain aspects of life. But I don't think God created Adam and then eve and when eve ate an apple God cursed them both and made child birth painful. I don't think these are good things to teach as fact. Especially in any educational system.
My quiz in Christian Tradition was unbearable.
Is there proof God exists: False
Is there proof he Doesn't exist: False
There is undeniable signs of intelligent design on this earth: True
Just.....I personally don't like it all. I almost like some of the practices but not the foundation it was built upon.

But Christianity is all some people have and by trying to take that away from them, you're a jerk.
#242 - cabbagemayhem (38 minutes ago) [-]
I only read your first three lines, but those are concepts taught by the old Catholic church. Understanding of the scripture has improved since everyone became literate, and it was translated to English. Christianity supports that you should test all things. Faith is not blind, but bright. Christianity is not about punishing 99% obedience. It's about saving you from your shortcomings with grace. Christianity was never about you being a filthy rag born into sin. The sins of our fathers persist, that is the reality of our predicament, but the word is we are meant to be much more, so very much more.
#61 - dehumanizer (10 hours ago) [-]
>murican evangelism
>true christianity
User avatar #74 - codyxvasco (10 hours ago) [-]
Well....what else is there? I don't wanna be ignorant to other forms of Christianity.
#232 - dehumanizer (1 hour ago) [-]
Straight OG Orthodox church.
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#478 - codyxvasco (04/23/2014) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled image**
User avatar #477 - dildoes (11/08/2013) [-]
babe i love u
btw ad my steam
search up "mariothelegn" then add bee.
User avatar #475 - dildoes (07/16/2013) [-]
why dont you love me anymore?
;_;
you never even come on
User avatar #476 to #475 - codyxvasco (09/02/2013) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #448 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
hello lovely.
User avatar #469 to #448 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Mason?
User avatar #470 to #469 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Yeah.
I wonder if you'll ever realize without me telling you.
You really are slow.
User avatar #471 to #470 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Slow as a turtle!
User avatar #472 to #471 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Turtles are faster.
User avatar #473 to #472 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
So how's life?
User avatar #474 to #473 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
live
you?
User avatar #475 to #474 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Borring.
User avatar #449 to #448 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Hello?
User avatar #450 to #449 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
why the question mark?
User avatar #451 to #450 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
WHO ARE YOU!!?!?
User avatar #452 to #451 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Well, I'm certainly not levchenko.
User avatar #453 to #452 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Hi levchenko
User avatar #454 to #453 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But...
My name says that I'm not!
User avatar #455 to #454 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
It's unconvincing
User avatar #456 to #455 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Too bad. I'm still not levchenko
User avatar #457 to #456 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Alrighty then.
User avatar #458 to #457 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Anyway, I came to this smelly cave to speak to the one that they call codyxvasco
Where is he?
User avatar #459 to #458 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
It is I you seek, Now I pray you'll get on with what it is you request before I grow impacient. Welp.
User avatar #460 to #459 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I forgot what I was going to say.
I'm certain it was important though.
User avatar #461 to #460 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Stick around until you remember, I'll be here, being more important than you.
User avatar #462 to #461 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
I'm certainly more important than you!
At least I'm not a feg.
User avatar #463 to #462 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
At least I don't know what a feg is.
User avatar #464 to #463 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
It's like fag, only spelled wrong.
User avatar #465 to #464 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh....mmmk.
User avatar #466 to #465 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
But you're a lovely fag.
<3
User avatar #467 to #466 - codyxvasco (06/09/2013) [-]
Yay!!
User avatar #468 to #467 - imnotlevchenko (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh, and by the way,

It's me.
User avatar #405 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
WHY DON'T YOU LOVED ME ANYMORE
User avatar #406 to #405 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
I do. Why don't we talk? Let's talk.
User avatar #445 to #406 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
has anyone ever told you that you have lovely eyes?
User avatar #447 to #446 - dildoes (06/01/2013) [-]
I prefer M, it's a very nice letter.
User avatar #427 to #406 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but still, i don't think you should be looking at me for a masculine friend.
User avatar #428 to #427 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Aren't you male? Good enough fur me.
User avatar #429 to #428 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
well, yes.
but i'm a faggot.
User avatar #430 to #429 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Aw, is you a homosex?
User avatar #431 to #430 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
yes.
do you not remember me?
because of actual memories with actual friends?
User avatar #432 to #431 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
I have a bunch of people I haven't talked to in a while and I forget peoples sexualities. Sorry, lol.
User avatar #433 to #432 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
don't be sorry.
forget me entirely then live a full life with real friends.
User avatar #434 to #433 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Nah, I need my internet buds.
User avatar #435 to #434 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
no you don't.
FORGET MEEE
User avatar #436 to #435 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAAR!!!!


*aggressively hugs*
User avatar #437 to #436 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
g'bye
<3
User avatar #438 to #437 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NOOESSS!!
User avatar #439 to #438 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
have sweet dreams of large women.
User avatar #440 to #439 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NOO!!!

CUM BACH!!!
User avatar #441 to #440 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
johann sebastian bach?
User avatar #442 to #441 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
....idk
User avatar #443 to #442 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
OKILOVEYOUBYE
User avatar #444 to #443 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
NEVAR LEAVE!!!

User avatar #407 to #406 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
ok.
so, what's new?
User avatar #408 to #407 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
Not much, video games and masturbation. Same as usual.
User avatar #409 to #408 - dildoes (05/29/2013) [-]
i love talking with you because of all the self esteem boost that comes from it.
i've been climbing mountains, and mastering pogosticking even more.
User avatar #410 to #409 - codyxvasco (05/29/2013) [-]
Well i've been doing gymnastics and shooting bottles, I've also added to my knife and sword collection.

I just don't feel like talking about anything productive I've done.
User avatar #411 to #410 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
shooting bottles as in?...
User avatar #412 to #411 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Shattering them to pieces with tiny balls of copper.
User avatar #413 to #412 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
I prefer a bow and arrow to bb guns.
it seems so much more... elegant.
User avatar #414 to #413 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
My friend was shooting my crossbow but it's as inaccurate as balls.
User avatar #415 to #414 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
probably because he was **** at maintaining it, or he just sucks.
User avatar #416 to #415 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
It's salvaged from my basement with awful sights and a string that;s past it's prime.


And he's a she.
User avatar #417 to #416 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
since when do you have friends?!
User avatar #418 to #417 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
I GOTS FRIENDS!
User avatar #419 to #418 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
congrats.
User avatar #420 to #419 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
They're all awesome 'n **** .
User avatar #421 to #420 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
i guess you don't need me anymore.
*slowly fades away*
User avatar #422 to #421 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
OH YES I DO!

*summons you back*
User avatar #423 to #422 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you've learned the magic of friendship made friends! why would you need me? that's what i was sent here to help you with.
User avatar #426 to #423 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Well I'm usually tired and worn out when I get home and talk to people like you but I'm like, a little insane in real life during the day.
User avatar #424 to #423 - codyxvasco (05/30/2013) [-]
Because I could always use guy friends. I think I've been around Kayla so much I'm becoming feminine.
User avatar #425 to #424 - dildoes (05/30/2013) [-]
but you were already feminine
But I'm probably even more feminine than her.
but you're boring as balls.
User avatar #391 - dildoes (04/23/2013) [-]
do you still love me?
User avatar #392 to #391 - codyxvasco (04/23/2013) [-]
I dunno.
User avatar #393 to #392 - dildoes (04/24/2013) [-]
</3
#390 - codyxvasco (04/20/2013) [-]
Do you want this?
#388 - codyxvasco (04/18/2013) [-]
Sparkyoneonetwo   
   
   
Still want to be 						******					 by these?
Sparkyoneonetwo


Still want to be ****** by these?
User avatar #389 to #388 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/18/2013) [-]
why not??
#387 - codyxvasco (04/16/2013) [-]
Cody, check this 						****					 out!
Cody, check this **** out!
User avatar #382 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!

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...../==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//

WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
User avatar #384 to #383 - dildoes (04/07/2013) [-]
obviously
<3
User avatar #378 - codyxvasco (03/30/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled user kisushima ** wanna talk?
User avatar #380 to #379 - codyxvasco (03/30/2013) [-]
Aww, You're adowableeee!
#381 to #380 - kisushima (03/30/2013) [-]
I know.. ¬¬
I know.. ¬¬
User avatar #377 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled user darlingdo **
#376 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled a random comment #55018 posted by thatnigger at Slice of Life thread 3 ** :
Monogatari will sell no matter what. It's pretty good though, don't mind the fanserves too much.

I'm more into white girls though. My sister would be black and so I wouldn't really want her or see her like that. If I had an adopted white sister though, **** that would be pretty awesome if you know what I mean.

Down at some construction site. "Damn I would drill that ass all night". And so It began.

Black Heart gets lonely so you want her? But you already like Black sister? And sister already with some other guy? Kill the guy and get both, problem solved.

I've downloaded it. I'll play it some other time. I'm way to busy for that.

Also how your days been? I've downloaded some more series to watch for the summer. Got so much, summer ganna be fun.
User avatar #375 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolls 8**
#372 - codyxvasco (03/25/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled a random image posted in comment #3302514 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE **
User avatar #370 - mandatorytrolling (03/19/2013) [-]
Well damn. Thought I was in the art board... and I replied to the wrong person. Anyway Thank you for Reminding me of a few Photoshop things! I have forgoten too much of it.
User avatar #367 - SACAPUNTAS (03/17/2013) [-]
WELL THEN TRY INFORMING ME THEN. What do you like to do????
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User avatar #368 to #367 - codyxvasco (03/17/2013) [-]
I like gymnastics, playing games, cuddling, masturbating, listening to my friends music, and drawing. And a bunch of other stuff I believe.
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