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#202 - If the guy is an adult, he's a pedo. If the dude was a minor,… 7 hours ago on Lets Play "Spot The Comment" +1
#32 - I know I do  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2015 on Couch 0
#33 - mattgibbi (05/02/2015) [-]
I was expecting rage
User avatar #37 - commencingfailure (05/02/2015) [-]
isn't the same guy
#1677 - **codfourmotherfkers used "*roll 1, 1-999999*"** **codfourm… 05/02/2015 on Roll for 30 days of pink text 0
#307 - I guess I should start buying "jifts" for birthdays now. 05/01/2015 on Gif +2
#1818 - 17 years old 05/01/2015 on Post your pic, I'll choose... 0
#43 - I just got called racist by my best friend for saying some of …  [+] (12 new replies) 04/29/2015 on Baltimore Riot Photos Final... +8
User avatar #78 - hudis (04/30/2015) [-]
Well, considering how many people are against death penalty as a punishment, I guess it's not that weird if someone is upset by hearing their friend say that they think [X group of people] should be killed outright. Just a thought.

That said, obviously it's wrong of her to call you racist, but that just suggests there's a misunderstanding at work here. She most likely misinterpreted what you said and took it as you thinking this way because they are black, and that you wouldn't have said the same if they were white.
User avatar #69 - trolljunkusa (04/30/2015) [-]
Don't be sad about this, be happy. You're just weeding out the idiots
User avatar #56 - highkingtorygg (04/30/2015) [-]
shoot her
User avatar #53 - krobeles (04/30/2015) [-]
She wasn't your friend then. If thats all it takes for her not to talk to you, she never considered you a friend.
User avatar #80 - hudis (04/30/2015) [-]
That's not true. Long-time friendship is bound to hit a few bumps. Some worse than others. A lot of the time it strengthens the friendship. Other times it ends it.
User avatar #102 - krobeles (04/30/2015) [-]
Yeah. Long time friends hits a few bumbs. Like that one time, I spend the greater part of a new years party making out with a girl I knew my friend had a crush on and then he made her upset, so that she left and I didn't get to fuck her.
Or that other time I got drunk, kicked that same friend in the dick and made another friend cry. Those are bumbs.
What the dude described wasn't a bumb. She was just an asshole, that didn't value his friendship.
User avatar #103 - hudis (04/30/2015) [-]
I don't think you're in any position to judge, seeing as you know nothing about their friendship other than what you just heard. I'm simply opposed to telling people that their best friend "never considered them a friend" based on so little.
User avatar #104 - krobeles (04/30/2015) [-]
"Best friends" dont get offended at each other so easily.
She might've been his best friend, but he certainly wasn't hers. Honestly, I wouldn't act like that to anyone whom I considered a friend. I'de probably not even act like that towards anyone whom I considered an aquitance. The only people I've ever acted like that towards, has been assholes I've met at bars. Strangers.
User avatar #105 - hudis (04/30/2015) [-]
Stop reasoning in absolutes and assuming that others think like you do. I'm just saying it's a bit inconsiderate. This is the guy's best friend we're talking about. Would you want a stranger on the internet telling you that your best friend never considered you a friend because they did something said stranger is vehemently opposed to?
User avatar #106 - krobeles (04/30/2015) [-]
Honestly, I wouldn't give a shit. Its just a person over the internet.
Strangers over the internet really cant change your mind, unless you subconsciencely (or consciencely) agree with what they say.

I tend to operate in abslutes, because I like to believe that every opinion I hold is based on a large degree of objective truth. Friends dont abadon each other over slights, like this. Thats truth. Ergo, it follows that a person who treats another person like this, dont consider that person a friend.
#50 - Ken M (04/29/2015) [-]
Well to bad for her then, if someones injurs someone just because they can't are to stupid to act like a human being, and act like rapid dogs, they deserve to be treated like rabid dogs. Bullet trough the head, sooner or later (probably already happened) they are going to kill innocent people
#46 - Ken M (04/29/2015) [-]
You can do better.
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User avatar #130 - xsap (04/29/2015) [-]
there is a reason why they riot and destroy thair own neighborhoods, they are scared to touch the white mans stuff.
25 million Americans own legal guns, most are white. china has the biggest military force on the planet and that's only 2.2 million
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