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Gender: male
Age: 18
Date Signed Up:2/28/2013
Last Login:3/27/2015
Location:Chicago
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#24 - I've seen it, it's amazeballs. For my course in film studies, … 03/15/2015 on gun +1
#231 - I remember when you were a **** posting account. I was …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2015 on Tell Addy how your day is... +4
#1070 - mahnamesjakers (03/16/2015) [-]
nigga u suckin dam
#10 - Seven Psychopaths is my **** . The best scene in cinema …  [+] (10 new replies) 03/15/2015 on gun +64
User avatar #31 - fadetometallica (03/15/2015) [-]
Fun fact. I watched this with my wife, whose first language is Vietnamese. She translated all the Vietnamese stuff for me. Only about half of it was actually Vietnamese, the rest of the time they were just making noises that sounded like Vietnamese words. Not sure why they did this, but they did.
#23 - jjjkk (03/15/2015) [-]
You should watch In Bruges. Same writer director. Fucking Brillant.
#25 - theacespecialist (03/15/2015) [-]
I've seen that. It was... interesting. Worth watching, not something I'd watch again. Idk. Wasn't a huge fan
#26 - jjjkk (03/15/2015) [-]
Fair enough.
#27 - theacespecialist (03/15/2015) [-]
The plot was very interesting, but I almost feel like they didn't really capitalize on it overall. Maybe it was the point, but the scope felt localized to the point of missing important bits. Again, I'm not qualified to sit here and talk shit, and its been a long time since I saw it.
#29 - jjjkk (03/15/2015) [-]
Thats cool. If you get a chance to watch the deleted scenes on the dvd, i would recommend it. They add to the characters backgrounds. Young Harry is played Matt Smith and is scary as hell.
#24 - cockgeddon (03/15/2015) [-]
I've seen it, it's amazeballs. For my course in film studies, we were assigned directors, and I begged for McDonaugh.

I've seen almost every movie, and I'm just scratching the surface of his plays.
User avatar #19 - infurnus (03/15/2015) [-]
My film for repeat watching is "The Other Guys". Love it. I do really enjoy this though. Annoyed actually since I've looked through my HDD and realized I dont have it anymore.

TO THE INTERNET
User avatar #18 - protomanrulezz (03/15/2015) [-]
"Desist brother, this will not make a difference!"
"it might"

gives me chills yo
User avatar #33 - parashizo (03/15/2015) [-]
I also liked the quaker who followed the murderer to hell.
#39 - *pony 03/15/2015 on You little shit +1
#30 - Welcome: The things you must like: Black tweets, dank … 03/13/2015 on If you'll have me. +2
#34 - I never take bait, but this guy gets my goat  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2015 on The Butthurt +3
#44 - fedoralover (03/13/2015) [-]
*pony not goat faggot fucking degenerate
#15 - AYeeeeeeeEE, Cap'n! EYE LOVED YOU- blublbulbub  [+] (4 new replies) 03/12/2015 on Well... 0
User avatar #29 - andreweasley (03/12/2015) [-]
The booty be all mine...
User avatar #16 - andreweasley (03/12/2015) [-]
Arghhhh....
#126 - arghhhh (03/12/2015) [-]
Yes?
#197 - andreweasley (03/12/2015) [-]
**andreweasley used "*Roll Picture*"**
**andreweasley rolled image** I mean Arghhhh as in.....umm...... arghhhh? sorry arghhhh.....
#2 - no freaking way, tell me more  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2015 on Go Fish 0
#4 - Imrankhan (03/12/2015) [-]
So the "haha Hitler says nein when he means 'No' but it sounds like '9'" jokes have gotten old and very forced.
#12 - Actually, Captain. According to modern historians, pirates and…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/12/2015 on Well... 0
User avatar #14 - andreweasley (03/12/2015) [-]
Hmmm, Interestin..... FISH FOOD IT IS!! ARGHHH!!
User avatar #15 - cockgeddon (03/12/2015) [-]
AYeeeeeeeEE, Cap'n! EYE LOVED YOU- blublbulbub
User avatar #29 - andreweasley (03/12/2015) [-]
The booty be all mine...
User avatar #16 - andreweasley (03/12/2015) [-]
Arghhhh....
#126 - arghhhh (03/12/2015) [-]
Yes?
#197 - andreweasley (03/12/2015) [-]
**andreweasley used "*Roll Picture*"**
**andreweasley rolled image** I mean Arghhhh as in.....umm...... arghhhh? sorry arghhhh.....
#10 - Aye, um, Cap'n. Eye have a confession to tell ye...eye been po…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/12/2015 on Well... 0
User avatar #11 - andreweasley (03/12/2015) [-]
ARGHHHHH!? TO THE PLANK FOR YE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #12 - cockgeddon (03/12/2015) [-]
Actually, Captain. According to modern historians, pirates and swashbucklers did not use planks of wood to make "prisoners" commit themselves to a watery grave. They would actually just push a hogtied person overboard and *poof* fish food.
User avatar #14 - andreweasley (03/12/2015) [-]
Hmmm, Interestin..... FISH FOOD IT IS!! ARGHHH!!
User avatar #15 - cockgeddon (03/12/2015) [-]
AYeeeeeeeEE, Cap'n! EYE LOVED YOU- blublbulbub
User avatar #29 - andreweasley (03/12/2015) [-]
The booty be all mine...
User avatar #16 - andreweasley (03/12/2015) [-]
Arghhhh....
#126 - arghhhh (03/12/2015) [-]
Yes?
#197 - andreweasley (03/12/2015) [-]
**andreweasley used "*Roll Picture*"**
**andreweasley rolled image** I mean Arghhhh as in.....umm...... arghhhh? sorry arghhhh.....

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