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#6 - You got the stop and drop right, but you aren't supposed to ro… 05/12/2013 on Stop! +12
#49 - I never claimed to have it. 05/10/2013 on mountain dew 0
#47 - His name is Nate River. Not Turner.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2013 on mountain dew 0
User avatar #48 - couriersix (05/10/2013) [-]
you still aren't worthy of that name
User avatar #49 - cockandawe (05/10/2013) [-]
I never claimed to have it.
#10 - Mskes sense. Kinda.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2013 on Japan 0
#13 - unijaw (05/09/2013) [-]
It doesn't really: Just keep in mind pre-industrialized Japan was a very strange place.
#45 - River*  [+] (4 new replies) 05/08/2013 on mountain dew 0
User avatar #46 - couriersix (05/09/2013) [-]
what?
User avatar #47 - cockandawe (05/09/2013) [-]
His name is Nate River. Not Turner.
User avatar #48 - couriersix (05/10/2013) [-]
you still aren't worthy of that name
User avatar #49 - cockandawe (05/10/2013) [-]
I never claimed to have it.
#2 - That's what I never understood. Of all things to censor, WHY PORN?!  [+] (5 new replies) 05/07/2013 on Japan +6
#4 - unijaw (05/08/2013) [-]
America viewed Japan as barbaric. When the states forced Japan to trade with it it also forced its beliefs onto Japan. Public nudity was common in the summer however this was cracked down upon by the Japanese in a attempt to appear civilized to America.
The censored porn is a odd biproduct of this mentality.
User avatar #10 - cockandawe (05/08/2013) [-]
Mskes sense. Kinda.
#13 - unijaw (05/09/2013) [-]
It doesn't really: Just keep in mind pre-industrialized Japan was a very strange place.
#3 - N. Korean citizen (05/08/2013) [-]
After WWII U.S.A. influenced Japan a lot. At the time, U.S.A. was more prudish than the Japanese. Censoring porn was Japan's way of conforming.
#11 - TheSchwartz (05/08/2013) [-]
Gee, thanks Obama!
#4 - This seems more fit for Insanity Wolf, but whatever.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2013 on Courage Wolf motivation +1
#5 - roneffinswanson (05/07/2013) [-]
aculy is dolan
#10 - Gave it the most sensible colours I could.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2013 on Create your own pokemon +2
User avatar #20 - darthdingo (05/08/2013) [-]
If this thing is ever made, I bet it'll be one of the first things to have hentai drawn of it. It looks pretty feminine.
#3 - I would PAY ALL OF MY MONEY DOLLARS TO SEE THIS! 05/07/2013 on Westboro vs Slayer +4
#4 - Wow, you're dumb. Do you not know about the naming contest awhile ago?  [+] (7 new replies) 05/07/2013 on mountain dew -16
User avatar #16 - couriersix (05/08/2013) [-]
you're not Nate Turner get rid of that N, you're not worthy of it.
User avatar #45 - cockandawe (05/08/2013) [-]
River*
User avatar #46 - couriersix (05/09/2013) [-]
what?
User avatar #47 - cockandawe (05/09/2013) [-]
His name is Nate River. Not Turner.
User avatar #48 - couriersix (05/10/2013) [-]
you still aren't worthy of that name
User avatar #49 - cockandawe (05/10/2013) [-]
I never claimed to have it.
User avatar #7 - mynameiskeanu (05/07/2013) [-]
You dare insult another man's intelligence on funnyjunk. We are all equally retarded.
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#1 - CallMeCrisco (04/05/2013) [-]
Just for you. Also, poppin' your comment cherry! Take it, TAKE IT BITCH.
Just for you. Also, poppin' your comment cherry! Take it, TAKE IT BITCH.
User avatar #2 to #1 - cockandawe (04/05/2013) [-]
Nice. Thanks, btw.
User avatar #3 to #2 - CallMeCrisco (04/05/2013) [-]
No prob. I've got stupid mgs related shit for miles. 17.5 GB to be exact...
User avatar #4 to #3 - cockandawe (04/05/2013) [-]
Sheeit. I feel inadequate now. The most I have related to anything is a fuckton of Metroid pics.
User avatar #5 to #4 - CallMeCrisco (04/05/2013) [-]
I kinda sorta totally fell in love with the series. I have made it my life goal to find and save every awesome, funny, or just strange MGS related stuff the internet has to offer. And stores as well. But I'm poor so I can't buy the really nifty shit.
User avatar #6 to #5 - cockandawe (04/05/2013) [-]
Sadly, I kind of know your pain. I just moved out on my own, and, to put it subtly, I ain't got shit.
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