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Date Signed Up:1/24/2011
Last Login:4/29/2013
Location:philly
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#79 - i was working at pizzahut and an order came up saying ordered … 04/25/2013 on Kinect Legalize Gay Marriage 0
#130 - ok, im gay but ive watched a few of her... films... and shes… 04/25/2013 on Sasha Grey +7
#229 - weeeeellllll im gay but ill support P_P  [+] (3 new replies) 10/06/2012 on Save the ta-tas +1
User avatar #247 - Zeratul (10/06/2012) [-]
It's a good cause man.
#245 - Womens Study Major (10/06/2012) [-]
Go suck a dick fuck face
User avatar #249 - mrheisenberg (10/06/2012) [-]
YOU SAY THAT LIKE IT WILL INSULT HIM
#1352 - yes there i a reason. doing it dry damages the nerves, desensi…  [+] (18 new replies) 09/05/2012 on nigga stole my title +3
#1373 - gimmeyobrain (09/05/2012) [-]
this is true first bj i ever got i didnt feel SHIT..that goes away though. theyre alright now.. but probably not as good as they should be:/



pic related i didnt ask for this
User avatar #1371 - PartyPanda (09/05/2012) [-]
Shit.
#1358 - Womens Study Major (09/05/2012) [-]
Ah, but you forget: most users here don't tend to do many things that will roughen the skin of their fingers. Doing nothing but play video games makes your hands softer than the fur of a cheerful puppy.
#1391 - IrishGale (09/05/2012) [-]
So, maybe the story of noah, at the end about circumsicion, was a story about a guy that survived a flood, and cut off skin from his phallus to thank god, thereby forever enjoying sex less?

.....

God:1

Penisis: 0

?
#1431 - lafan (09/05/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure it was Abraham.
#1637 - IrishGale (09/05/2012) [-]
nah, abraham was the child burning thing.
User avatar #1638 - lafan (09/05/2012) [-]
No, see, I'm pretty sure that Abraham was told to sacrifice his son, then to circumcise his penis and all of his kinsmen as well. Not necessarily in that order, but hell, even that piece of shit movie Year 1 had it down.
#1639 - IrishGale (09/05/2012) [-]
Hm... then what was noah's covenant?

if not the circumcision thing?

I havent checked. Will wiki now.
User avatar #1641 - lafan (09/05/2012) [-]
Here ya go, save ya some time.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraham#Abraham_and_Sarah
User avatar #1397 - Noah (09/05/2012) [-]
I wish people would stop using my name in a religious context.
I get so excited to talk to people.
#1408 - iaskedformustard (09/05/2012) [-]
Poor Noah...
I'll talk to you.
Pic related, it's me.
User avatar #1642 - Noah (09/06/2012) [-]
Dam u str8 babygurl
#1417 - IrishGale (09/05/2012) [-]
#1422 - iaskedformustard (09/05/2012) [-]
The joke, I don't get it.
#1420 - IrishGale (09/05/2012) [-]
she's so fat.....

Thats like fucking two people at once, jabba the hut that ate a skeleton.

Thats like a fucked up three way......
#1421 - IrishGale (09/05/2012) [-]
#1399 - IrishGale (09/05/2012) [-]
I was being saterical with it dude.


Lol

Sorry that didnt come across.
#1394 - IrishGale (09/05/2012) [-]
#139 - alot of posts on funnyjunk came from 9gag.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2012 on 9fag -13
#145 - tcald (05/07/2012) [-]
#39 - see, with me, i assume every guy i meet is straight. people do… 02/27/2012 on You know it's true ! +2
#253 - ok. 02/20/2012 on Scumbag society 0
#245 - yes, bc liking justin biebers music is just as serious and all…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/20/2012 on Scumbag society -4
User avatar #270 - Sethorein (02/20/2012) [-]
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

/opinion :D

I should make that a picture... it applies everywhere!
#250 - fukayou (02/20/2012) [-]
I toenail clippinged you down but i did it for the "Music is a preference" sentence, you're flow was good right up until there.....SON!!!

#253 - cocainecrab (02/20/2012) [-]
ok.
#163 - you shoulda sone this when he first came home with a new game. 01/29/2012 on The Riddler +1
#532 - you know that post about tv commercials? yea that was on … 01/27/2012 on really 9gag +1
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