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Save the ta-tas
It's a good cause man.
Go suck a dick fuck face
YOU SAY THAT LIKE IT WILL INSULT HIM
- yes there i a reason. doing it dry damages the nerves, desensi…
nigga stole my title
this is true first bj i ever got i didnt feel SHIT..that goes away though. theyre alright now.. but probably not as good as they should be:/
pic related i didnt ask for this
Ah, but you forget: most users here don't tend to do many things that will roughen the skin of their fingers. Doing nothing but play video games makes your hands softer than the fur of a cheerful puppy.
So, maybe the story of noah, at the end about circumsicion, was a story about a guy that survived a flood, and cut off skin from his phallus to thank god, thereby forever enjoying sex less?
I'm pretty sure it was Abraham.
nah, abraham was the child burning thing.
No, see, I'm pretty sure that Abraham was told to sacrifice his son, then to circumcise his penis and all of his kinsmen as well. Not necessarily in that order, but hell, even that piece of shit movie Year 1 had it down.
Hm... then what was noah's covenant?
if not the circumcision thing?
I havent checked. Will wiki now.
Here ya go, save ya some time.
I wish people would stop using my name in a religious context.
I get so excited to talk to people.
I'll talk to you.
Pic related, it's me.
Dam u str8 babygurl
The joke, I don't get it.
she's so fat.....
Thats like fucking two people at once, jabba the hut that ate a skeleton.
Thats like a fucked up three way......
I was being saterical with it dude.
Sorry that didnt come across.
- alot of posts on funnyjunk came from 9gag.
- see, with me, i assume every guy i meet is straight. people do…
You know it's true !
- yes, bc liking justin biebers music is just as serious and all…
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I should make that a picture... it applies everywhere!
ed you down but i did it for the "Music is a preference" sentence, you're flow was good right up until there.....SON!!!
- you shoulda sone this when he first came home with a new game.
- you know that post about tv commercials? yea that was on ****…
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