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Consoles Owned: PS3, Wii, WiiU, 3DS, N64
Video Games Played: Zelda, Portal, Minecraft, Nintendoland, ZombiU, Left4Dead
PSN: KitsuneMelody
Interests: Game Delevopment, Art, Programming, Drawing, Internet
Date Signed Up:9/27/2012
Last Login:8/21/2013
Location:Kansas USA
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#53 - Unfortunately all Ive seen is stuff some idiot put on a sewage…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/19/2013 on Reverse Graffiti 0
#78 - conordalymcr (07/20/2013) [-]
There's so much awesome graffiti in Poland. It's allowed in some places too. This piece is in Łódż
User avatar #97 - cobaltlumi (07/20/2013) [-]
the art is really cool. As long as it is allowed by the owner of the building, I think its fine. I just don't like it being put on peoples property without the owners permission.
Like, what if you really fucking hate squid? Then someone just randomly paints this really fricken awesome squid on your wall?
I dunno, I just feel like they should consider the owners feelings.
User avatar #83 - timesmath (07/20/2013) [-]
Thats pretty cool. Got anymore?
#84 - conordalymcr (07/20/2013) [-]
In Poland or just graffiti in general?
User avatar #91 - timesmath (07/20/2013) [-]
Hmmmm... Anything with stars in it? Sorry if I'm being too specific. I should probably just search these up myself. They are cool though.
#95 - conordalymcr (07/20/2013) [-]
Like this?
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#47 - I hate graffiti (don't be a dick to strangers, plz.) I mea…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/19/2013 on Reverse Graffiti +20
User avatar #49 - chiefrunnyjeans (07/19/2013) [-]
Ironically graffiti makes everything look better here in Detroit
User avatar #53 - cobaltlumi (07/19/2013) [-]
Unfortunately all Ive seen is stuff some idiot put on a sewage pipe.
"Chad sucks egg" and stupid stuff like that.
#78 - conordalymcr (07/20/2013) [-]
There's so much awesome graffiti in Poland. It's allowed in some places too. This piece is in Łódż
User avatar #97 - cobaltlumi (07/20/2013) [-]
the art is really cool. As long as it is allowed by the owner of the building, I think its fine. I just don't like it being put on peoples property without the owners permission.
Like, what if you really fucking hate squid? Then someone just randomly paints this really fricken awesome squid on your wall?
I dunno, I just feel like they should consider the owners feelings.
User avatar #83 - timesmath (07/20/2013) [-]
Thats pretty cool. Got anymore?
#84 - conordalymcr (07/20/2013) [-]
In Poland or just graffiti in general?
User avatar #91 - timesmath (07/20/2013) [-]
Hmmmm... Anything with stars in it? Sorry if I'm being too specific. I should probably just search these up myself. They are cool though.
#95 - conordalymcr (07/20/2013) [-]
Like this?
#94 - conordalymcr has deleted their comment.
#5 - I second that. Im going to pretend the last part never hap… 07/19/2013 on Minecraft is love +13
#2 - I thought there was gonna be an everyone dies joke. 07/19/2013 on Game Of Thrones’ Choose... 0
#1 - Oh seananners. 07/19/2013 on Animated adventures 0
#3 - The police are just doing their jobs, man. Just consent to a s…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2013 on How To Deal With The Police 0
User avatar #4 - numbersixtyseven (07/19/2013) [-]
Indeed. It's not like they're the fucking NSA filtering your internet activity. Just tell them where you're going, ask if you did something wrong, and you'll be on your way within minutes.

Do as the sheet says, and you're just going to tick them off and they'll look for a reason to give you a ticket.
#78 - Oh hey I found another!  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2013 on Rage: Happy to be fat +1
#80 - usmellfunny (07/18/2013) [-]
#39 - When the Bank representative came to the house on Christmas mo…  [+] (13 new replies) 07/18/2013 on Oh christma...Shit. 0
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#42 - sooperdooperspeedy (07/18/2013) [-]
So then the bank representative thought ' What am I doing ? This is not my dog and his family is nowhere near.. ' so with a sad look on his face he took out a pistol and shot the dog.Then after thinking about what he had done,he could not bear it,and shot himself in the head.After the house being abandon for a month a jogger walked inside to see a rotting corpse of a dog and a man.She was so disgusted he vomited all over the bodies,just making it worse.So she took the pistol and shot herself in the head.
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#51 - sooperdooperspeedy (07/19/2013) [-]
The boy grew to rule over our planet,peasants flocking to other earths while the planet we live on is ruled by the young boy.
Thee End
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#53 - sooperdooperspeedy (07/19/2013) [-]
A creak is heard,it coming from the near closet.
#59 - nock has deleted their comment.
#61 - sooperdooperspeedy (07/19/2013) [-]
The man stumbles out,half the flesh from is skull seemingly ripped off.He stares at hte boy,and says " I would like to take your skin "
#63 - nock has deleted their comment.
#65 - sooperdooperspeedy (07/19/2013) [-]
The man grabs the boys head only to be thrown against the wall.For the boy is THOR GOD OF THUNDER
#67 - nock has deleted their comment.
#68 - sooperdooperspeedy (07/19/2013) [-]
IM BORED LETS END THIS
THOR KILLS EVERYONE
#66 - sooperdooperspeedy (07/19/2013) [-]
Wanted to keep it interesting
#76 - **cobaltlumi rolls 66** This is my only Gandalf image.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/18/2013 on Rage: Happy to be fat +23
#77 - usmellfunny (07/18/2013) [-]
#78 - cobaltlumi (07/18/2013) [-]
Oh hey I found another!
#80 - usmellfunny (07/18/2013) [-]
#37 - The dog was the family pet of the now deceased from chapter 1.  [+] (15 new replies) 07/18/2013 on Oh christma...Shit. 0
User avatar #38 - batguy (07/18/2013) [-]
He sat quietly under the tree, waiting for his masters to return.
User avatar #39 - cobaltlumi (07/18/2013) [-]
When the Bank representative came to the house on Christmas morning to set the estate sale, he saw the dog.
A puppy, really. Sitting there, all alone. He went to the small, whimpering dog and took him home. He wrapped his jacket around the shivering mutt, placing him in the seat of his car.
#41 - nock has deleted their comment.
#42 - sooperdooperspeedy (07/18/2013) [-]
So then the bank representative thought ' What am I doing ? This is not my dog and his family is nowhere near.. ' so with a sad look on his face he took out a pistol and shot the dog.Then after thinking about what he had done,he could not bear it,and shot himself in the head.After the house being abandon for a month a jogger walked inside to see a rotting corpse of a dog and a man.She was so disgusted he vomited all over the bodies,just making it worse.So she took the pistol and shot herself in the head.
#44 - nock has deleted their comment.
#51 - sooperdooperspeedy (07/19/2013) [-]
The boy grew to rule over our planet,peasants flocking to other earths while the planet we live on is ruled by the young boy.
Thee End
#52 - nock has deleted their comment.
#53 - sooperdooperspeedy (07/19/2013) [-]
A creak is heard,it coming from the near closet.
#59 - nock has deleted their comment.
#61 - sooperdooperspeedy (07/19/2013) [-]
The man stumbles out,half the flesh from is skull seemingly ripped off.He stares at hte boy,and says " I would like to take your skin "
#63 - nock has deleted their comment.
#65 - sooperdooperspeedy (07/19/2013) [-]
The man grabs the boys head only to be thrown against the wall.For the boy is THOR GOD OF THUNDER
#67 - nock has deleted their comment.
#68 - sooperdooperspeedy (07/19/2013) [-]
IM BORED LETS END THIS
THOR KILLS EVERYONE
#66 - sooperdooperspeedy (07/19/2013) [-]
Wanted to keep it interesting
#15 - B-but I like Dragonball. 07/18/2013 on goku... -2
#34 - ...of the first chapter! You see, this is a story of a nob…  [+] (17 new replies) 07/18/2013 on Oh christma...Shit. 0
#36 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/18/2013) [-]
Does the dog have any ties to the family in the first chapter, or is the first chapter completely irrelevant to the rest of the story?
User avatar #37 - cobaltlumi (07/18/2013) [-]
The dog was the family pet of the now deceased from chapter 1.
User avatar #38 - batguy (07/18/2013) [-]
He sat quietly under the tree, waiting for his masters to return.
User avatar #39 - cobaltlumi (07/18/2013) [-]
When the Bank representative came to the house on Christmas morning to set the estate sale, he saw the dog.
A puppy, really. Sitting there, all alone. He went to the small, whimpering dog and took him home. He wrapped his jacket around the shivering mutt, placing him in the seat of his car.
#41 - nock has deleted their comment.
#42 - sooperdooperspeedy (07/18/2013) [-]
So then the bank representative thought ' What am I doing ? This is not my dog and his family is nowhere near.. ' so with a sad look on his face he took out a pistol and shot the dog.Then after thinking about what he had done,he could not bear it,and shot himself in the head.After the house being abandon for a month a jogger walked inside to see a rotting corpse of a dog and a man.She was so disgusted he vomited all over the bodies,just making it worse.So she took the pistol and shot herself in the head.
#44 - nock has deleted their comment.
#51 - sooperdooperspeedy (07/19/2013) [-]
The boy grew to rule over our planet,peasants flocking to other earths while the planet we live on is ruled by the young boy.
Thee End
#52 - nock has deleted their comment.
#53 - sooperdooperspeedy (07/19/2013) [-]
A creak is heard,it coming from the near closet.
#59 - nock has deleted their comment.
#61 - sooperdooperspeedy (07/19/2013) [-]
The man stumbles out,half the flesh from is skull seemingly ripped off.He stares at hte boy,and says " I would like to take your skin "
#63 - nock has deleted their comment.
#65 - sooperdooperspeedy (07/19/2013) [-]
The man grabs the boys head only to be thrown against the wall.For the boy is THOR GOD OF THUNDER
#67 - nock has deleted their comment.
#68 - sooperdooperspeedy (07/19/2013) [-]
IM BORED LETS END THIS
THOR KILLS EVERYONE
#66 - sooperdooperspeedy (07/19/2013) [-]
Wanted to keep it interesting
#35 - If Morgan Freeman wasn't ALREADY a reason to love him, this is +100.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/18/2013 on The truth ~ Morgan Freeman +5
#39 - morgan freeman has deleted their comment.
User avatar #321 - icecreamonnips (07/19/2013) [-]
but do you love him?
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#96 - **cobaltlumi rolled a random image posted in comment #307372… 07/18/2013 on lyk dis if u cri ery'tim 0
#23 - Picture 07/18/2013 on NOPE, I'M OUT 0
#8 - My mom often tells me about crying and praying to god that she…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2013 on lyk dis if u cri ery'tim +5
#32 - Zaxplab (07/18/2013) [-]
**Zaxplab rolled a random image posted in comment #5071 at The Cider Barrel **

Shit, my mom still does that. Pic most likely unrelated.
#96 - cobaltlumi (07/18/2013) [-]
**cobaltlumi rolled a random image posted in comment #3073725 at Friendly ** Or is it...?
#6 - I read that as spitting my dick. I lol'd 07/18/2013 on Beware of the dog 0
#119 - Ah yes, I like it. 07/18/2013 on Turtles -1
#40 - I like V-necks! They're comfy and easy to wear! 07/17/2013 on V 0
#67 - me. My tortoise is named Squirtle (my sister named him and…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2013 on Turtles +2
#109 - sonoriti (07/17/2013) [-]
All I can say is... nice name.
User avatar #119 - cobaltlumi (07/18/2013) [-]
Ah yes, I like it.
#1216 - I guess phanact was notified. That joke was waaaaaa… 07/17/2013 on Epic bus driver 0
#157 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2013 on Thumb Orgy the Right Way +29
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#99 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 07/16/2013 on Thumb Orgy the Right Way +43
#100 - iwishigaveafuck Comment deleted by cobaltlumi
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#6 - Comment deleted 07/16/2013 on The next president of... 0
#4 - Wow, youre trying too hard. Anti-dbz channel? ihatedbz? Just l… 07/16/2013 on Frieza is a terrible villain +2
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User avatar #11 - helpmeplz (08/08/2013) [-]
You seem to have some FJ points, which are used in the FJ collecting game and nothing else,
if you're willing to give them away just click this link: www.funnyjunk.com/items/4236130#4236130
and click the (T) next to my name. Send them using the arrow next to the points.
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#6 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/09/2013) [-]
Nice Avatar
User avatar #7 to #6 - cjsixtyseven (07/09/2013) [-]
Oops.
User avatar #8 to #7 - cobaltlumi (07/09/2013) [-]
Ah thanks!
#9 to #8 - cjsixtyseven (07/09/2013) [-]
You can take this if you want. I think it's larger than your current one.
You can take this if you want. I think it's larger than your current one.
User avatar #10 to #9 - cobaltlumi (07/10/2013) [-]
Oh hey! Thanks!
#1 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
Aw heck, i havent had a nice rational chat with someone in a while. Wanna be friends?
User avatar #2 to #1 - cobaltlumi (01/13/2013) [-]
1000% yes.
#4 to #2 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
So how's life m'dear? Things rolling by nice and pleasant?
User avatar #5 to #4 - cobaltlumi (01/13/2013) [-]
**cobaltlumi rolls 54**
I'd say so. I go an volunteer at a church every Sunday, so that's where I am headed to here soon
What time zone are you in? I'm in Central, so its 8:44 a.m. right now.
#3 to #2 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
Aweshum!
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