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Consoles Owned: PS3, Wii, WiiU, 3DS, N64
Video Games Played: Zelda, Portal, Minecraft, Nintendoland, ZombiU, Left4Dead
PS3 Gamertag: KitsuneMelody
Interests: Game Delevopment, Art, Programming, Drawing, Internet
Date Signed Up:9/27/2012
Last Login:5/21/2013
Location:Kansas USA
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#13 - Thankyou sir 01/13/2013 on Kobe Gets Stumped 0
#22 - Not really into movies... I suppose I have seen a handgun befo…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/13/2013 on sniper expert 0
#23 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
I'll be damned! I guess that's just how things go sometimes then....
User avatar #24 - cobaltlumi (01/13/2013) [-]
Funny thing actually... Im terrified of guns. Hoplophobia I think? Some people would say that its an irrational fear, but whatever.
I don't mean like in a gif or on TV, but like being around one will make me freeze up. I start to panic. Airsoft guns make me nervous. I think its a combination of the thought of extreme fast death coming out the end of it + the sound it makes.
Boyfriend went hunting and I avoided him for three days.
I couldn't ever hold one, let alone use one. I would probably end up shooting myself in the leg. I've had nightmares, too.

TL;DR scared of guns.
User avatar #25 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Alright. Now i won't really call you irrational, i'd instead argue that if it's an actual phobia then it's programmed into your brain and fully rational. My questions for you are instead:

Nerf gun?
Water Gun?

Is it anything that is even figuratively a gun? or is it more the actual projectile and noise that worries you?
User avatar #26 - cobaltlumi (01/13/2013) [-]
More of projectile and noise that gets me on edge. Im 'okay' with airsoft, they make me a little anxious at first. Hearing gunshots is the worst thing to me.

Its weird, I just stop whatever I'm doing and panic. I wont go near one laying about, nor would I be comfortable sleeping if there was one near my bed.

Waterguns and nerf guns aren't in the least bit scary.
#27 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
See! Nice and rational! Honestly, even with airsoft guns there are a lot of permanent injuries and such that have occurred. In avoiding them altogether, you preemptively are working to avoid the conflict. I suppose if i were you i'd work to know a tad about gun safety, just so if you see someone doing something horribly stupid you can act intelligently to get away from em (example: the gif above) but beyond that, I see no problems with your way of thinking!

I hope you have a wonderful evening/morning/day wherever in the world you are Broski/m'dear!
#28 - cobaltlumi (01/13/2013) [-]
Well I'll be damned, never have I brought this up without someone looking at me like I'm retarded. I salute you, sir or ma'am, whenever and wherever you are.
"What, do you think its going to get up and shoot you?"
"They're harmless"
"If I taught you to use one, maybe you wouldn't be scared."
pic related

Might be because I live in Kansas, and everyone is either a farmer or a hunter of some sort.

Bonus fact: I don't support extreme gun control (I just don't want one)
#29 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Well as far as those three quotes go, yeah, it won't get up and shoot you, and yeah it's harmless on it's own, and if you didn't already have a fear, maybe learning would help...

But in the end, guns are weapons, to not have a bit of fear is ridiculous. Fear is a defense mechanism, keeps ya alert!

Like i said, have a nice existence my friend
#30 - cobaltlumi (01/13/2013) [-]
Have a nice existence to, noble stranger of the internet
#19 - I never have seen a gun used... Nor do I really WANT to. 01/13/2013 on sniper expert +2
#6 - how many springs springs mfw my last name.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/13/2013 on Kobe Gets Stumped 0
User avatar #7 - mishaestrin (01/13/2013) [-]
Nice cat.
User avatar #13 - cobaltlumi (01/13/2013) [-]
Thankyou sir
#107 - Well thank you good sir!  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2013 on Grandma +1
#108 - thetattooedone (01/13/2013) [-]
You're welcome!
#105 - True, you have a good point.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/13/2013 on Grandma +1
User avatar #106 - thetattooedone (01/13/2013) [-]
You did as well.
#107 - cobaltlumi (01/13/2013) [-]
Well thank you good sir!
#108 - thetattooedone (01/13/2013) [-]
You're welcome!
#19 - I enjoy lemons, personally. I don't like oranges... 01/12/2013 on So i peeled a lemon +7
#108 - The entire couch. THE ENTIRE COUCH?! 01/12/2013 on Fishing in Japan +5
#78 - Good lord, I love these gifs in the comments. My reaction fold… 01/12/2013 on Scumbag frodo 0
#41 - Maybe his grandma is a horrid person. You never know, he may n…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/12/2013 on Grandma +1
User avatar #104 - thetattooedone (01/13/2013) [-]
Why add a horrid person to FB?
User avatar #105 - cobaltlumi (01/13/2013) [-]
True, you have a good point.
User avatar #106 - thetattooedone (01/13/2013) [-]
You did as well.
#107 - cobaltlumi (01/13/2013) [-]
Well thank you good sir!
#108 - thetattooedone (01/13/2013) [-]
You're welcome!
#41 - Picture  [+] (12 new replies) 01/10/2013 on A comment sets me up... +7
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#83 - I need more! 01/09/2013 on It all makes sense now 0
#81 - I laughed way too hard at this 01/09/2013 on It all makes sense now +7
#666 - I CAN'T STOP CRYING HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. This is t… 01/09/2013 on Legend of Zelda feels. +3
#236 - I don't know, but I kinda like it. 01/09/2013 on "Only in America" 0
#61 - True, true. 01/08/2013 on Womynizer 0
#265 - **cobaltlumi rolls 54** My number (I want 7, 5 or 15.) 01/08/2013 on Feels next door +1
#59 - "Better than that, a man and a woman." I wa…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2013 on Womynizer +1
User avatar #60 - KayRed (01/08/2013) [-]
Just as a single parent can do a good job. It all depends on the individual.
User avatar #61 - cobaltlumi (01/08/2013) [-]
True, true.
#13 - Zaaaaaapdos! Sounds good to me :D 01/08/2013 on Pokémonz +1
#340 - I hope so too. :( For now I just get help from a generous frie…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2013 on I Want to Play a Game 0
User avatar #341 - demotiveman (01/08/2013) [-]
If I lived closer I'd be more than happy to take care of them.
#29 - I immediately disagreed with my own comment.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/08/2013 on Womynizer +1
User avatar #57 - KayRed (01/08/2013) [-]
What was it? If you don't mind me asking.
User avatar #59 - cobaltlumi (01/08/2013) [-]
"Better than that, a man and a woman."

I was just going to say that because I was tired and angry, then felt bad for being mean to a stranger on the internet.
A man and a man or a woman and a woman can be fine parents (Some can be terrible, like the ones in the story who made their son a woman.)

But hey, a man and a woman can screw up just as bad.
The worst thing I think is a kid with one parent... they get half the attention and only half the parental input. Some people are put in that situation by like, one parent dies or something, and that can't be helped. I'm just talking mostly about women who say "I DON'T NEED NO MAN TO RAISE MA BABY."
/rant
User avatar #60 - KayRed (01/08/2013) [-]
Just as a single parent can do a good job. It all depends on the individual.
User avatar #61 - cobaltlumi (01/08/2013) [-]
True, true.
#28 - Even better than that? A boy and a girl. 01/08/2013 on Womynizer 0
#337 - I have a pair, their names are Frodo (front) and Sam (back) …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/08/2013 on I Want to Play a Game 0
User avatar #339 - demotiveman (01/08/2013) [-]
Damn, I live all the way in Virginia.

Nice names for them, I hope they find a nice home.
User avatar #340 - cobaltlumi (01/08/2013) [-]
I hope so too. :( For now I just get help from a generous friend who can pet them and hold them and stuff.

I just hope whoever they get to loves them and cares for them.
User avatar #341 - demotiveman (01/08/2013) [-]
If I lived closer I'd be more than happy to take care of them.
#331 - Thanks! ...but its not my birthday. You're wrong, unf…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/08/2013 on I Want to Play a Game 0
User avatar #335 - demotiveman (01/08/2013) [-]
I'd be glad to have some little Guinea Pigs to take care of if I could help.

And I'm sorry about the being allergic to things you love. I loved the hell out of my pet Parrot, but it was his feathers or something that would cause my throat to swell and my eyes to black out.
#337 - cobaltlumi (01/08/2013) [-]
I have a pair, their names are Frodo (front) and Sam (back)

I live in Kansas, though, so It'd probably have to be pretty local.
User avatar #339 - demotiveman (01/08/2013) [-]
Damn, I live all the way in Virginia.

Nice names for them, I hope they find a nice home.
User avatar #340 - cobaltlumi (01/08/2013) [-]
I hope so too. :( For now I just get help from a generous friend who can pet them and hold them and stuff.

I just hope whoever they get to loves them and cares for them.
User avatar #341 - demotiveman (01/08/2013) [-]
If I lived closer I'd be more than happy to take care of them.
#323 - then number 1! Am I right?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2013 on I Want to Play a Game 0
User avatar #324 - swissmiss (01/08/2013) [-]
yup
I live in Chicago
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#1 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
Aw heck, i havent had a nice rational chat with someone in a while. Wanna be friends?
User avatar #2 to #1 - cobaltlumi (01/13/2013) [-]
1000% yes.
#4 to #2 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
So how's life m'dear? Things rolling by nice and pleasant?
User avatar #5 to #4 - cobaltlumi (01/13/2013) [-]
**cobaltlumi rolls 54**
I'd say so. I go an volunteer at a church every Sunday, so that's where I am headed to here soon
What time zone are you in? I'm in Central, so its 8:44 a.m. right now.
#3 to #2 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
Aweshum!
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