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Consoles Owned: PS3, Wii, WiiU, 3DS, N64
Video Games Played: Zelda, Portal, Minecraft, Nintendoland, ZombiU, Left4Dead
PSN: KitsuneMelody
Interests: Game Delevopment, Art, Programming, Drawing, Internet
Date Signed Up:9/27/2012
Last Login:8/21/2013
Location:Kansas USA
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#56 - Comment deleted 05/24/2013 on Snapchat Work Dare 0
#20 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2013 on A perfectly looped GIF +2
User avatar #78 - KillinTime (05/24/2013) [-]
mr bones is that you?
#7636 - Picture 05/23/2013 on Pictures of you sexy bastards +1
#2 - thats the joke 05/23/2013 on I think I am going to hell... 0
#6 - I will be moving to Orlando in a year when I graduate 05/23/2013 on Orlando +1
#211 - Picture 05/22/2013 on Me again! (That kid with... +1
#80 - how do they get the bottles to stay sideways?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2013 on cool until you realize 0
User avatar #81 - suiker (05/22/2013) [-]
they probably glued them or something
#41 - Is that Ephilon? o_O 05/21/2013 on MFW I lose my reaction folder 0
#21 - -55. As much as I like a pity party, thats crap. Im d… 05/21/2013 on Colbert +1
#56 - what if you're completely neutral?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2013 on To Addy +2
User avatar #57 - doodogger (05/21/2013) [-]
Oh well. Choose the one it's closest too.
#11 - Well I Enjoyed it.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2013 on What's this?? +1
#25 - turtlemush (05/18/2013) [-]
Thank you =)
#340 - A whole poster. Oh, sherlock. 05/17/2013 on How Fucked Are You? 0
#93 - That would be a brilliant way to do it. Thumb for you.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2013 on Nasa Lost 125 millon +2
#94 - mutzaki (05/17/2013) [-]
Why, thank you.
#78 - Its not ABOUT learning it, its about thinking like it. … 05/17/2013 on Nasa Lost 125 millon +5
#74 - Am I the only one who actually writes out dates on my papers? … 05/17/2013 on Nasa Lost 125 millon 0
#73 - As an american, The metric is better: But it would co…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/17/2013 on Nasa Lost 125 millon +4
User avatar #87 - mutzaki (05/17/2013) [-]
It wouldn't work to make it any kind of sudden change.
However, you can transition it, little-by-little and make it a long-term change. First of all, announcing the change and keeping the plan open for the public so people know what to expect. Then you can incorporate it to be taught from an early age in schools, so that kids learn both systems for some time. Eventually you simply print new series of text books, that use the metric system, when the olds ones need to be recycled. Then, you have a new generation that is familiar to both systems more or less equally. After that, a full transition into metric would go a lot smoother, so then you can start changing public signs, and whatnot, to metric. Gas stations using liters, road signs using km/h, and so forth.
That's just my idea, though.
User avatar #117 - keiishiyama (05/17/2013) [-]
I prefer the American system because I'm so used to using it. I will never use anything but metric when dealing with my Physics problems, so fuck anyone who demands feet per second rather than meters.
User avatar #93 - cobaltlumi (05/17/2013) [-]
That would be a brilliant way to do it. Thumb for you.
#94 - mutzaki (05/17/2013) [-]
Why, thank you.
#152 - I never really watch TV or movies. I just saw the LO…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2013 on For the ladies out there. +2
User avatar #153 - burndt (05/15/2013) [-]
I can actually understand.
I still haven't watched LOTR and I've never watched all the Star Wars, either.
#150 - I have a confession Ive never seen shrek  [+] (3 new replies) 05/15/2013 on For the ladies out there. +2
#151 - burndt (05/15/2013) [-]
What!? It's a childhood classic!
User avatar #152 - cobaltlumi (05/15/2013) [-]
I never really watch TV or movies.

I just saw the LOTR about a year ago.
Never fully seen the Star Wars movies, either.
User avatar #153 - burndt (05/15/2013) [-]
I can actually understand.
I still haven't watched LOTR and I've never watched all the Star Wars, either.
#147 - All I have is magenta D:  [+] (5 new replies) 05/15/2013 on For the ladies out there. +2
User avatar #149 - burndt (05/15/2013) [-]
Blast! There is another way. The only other option. An option forgotten, lost in time.

We could switch bodies by sacrificing an onion to the almighty ruler, Shrek.
User avatar #150 - cobaltlumi (05/15/2013) [-]
I have a confession

Ive never seen shrek
#151 - burndt (05/15/2013) [-]
What!? It's a childhood classic!
User avatar #152 - cobaltlumi (05/15/2013) [-]
I never really watch TV or movies.

I just saw the LOTR about a year ago.
Never fully seen the Star Wars movies, either.
User avatar #153 - burndt (05/15/2013) [-]
I can actually understand.
I still haven't watched LOTR and I've never watched all the Star Wars, either.
#145 - Any specific color of duct tape?  [+] (7 new replies) 05/15/2013 on For the ladies out there. +1
User avatar #146 - burndt (05/15/2013) [-]
Preferably neon green, but any color works as long as it's not magenta.
User avatar #147 - cobaltlumi (05/15/2013) [-]
All I have is magenta D:
User avatar #149 - burndt (05/15/2013) [-]
Blast! There is another way. The only other option. An option forgotten, lost in time.

We could switch bodies by sacrificing an onion to the almighty ruler, Shrek.
User avatar #150 - cobaltlumi (05/15/2013) [-]
I have a confession

Ive never seen shrek
#151 - burndt (05/15/2013) [-]
What!? It's a childhood classic!
User avatar #152 - cobaltlumi (05/15/2013) [-]
I never really watch TV or movies.

I just saw the LOTR about a year ago.
Never fully seen the Star Wars movies, either.
User avatar #153 - burndt (05/15/2013) [-]
I can actually understand.
I still haven't watched LOTR and I've never watched all the Star Wars, either.
#143 - But I don't like Chinese food.  [+] (10 new replies) 05/15/2013 on For the ladies out there. +2
User avatar #148 - articulate (05/15/2013) [-]
No one said you had to eat the food, ya fool!
User avatar #144 - burndt (05/15/2013) [-]
Hmmm, that is quite a problem for this plan to work.
There is another option, but it involves a lot of duct tape and vasoline.
User avatar #145 - cobaltlumi (05/15/2013) [-]
Any specific color of duct tape?
User avatar #146 - burndt (05/15/2013) [-]
Preferably neon green, but any color works as long as it's not magenta.
User avatar #147 - cobaltlumi (05/15/2013) [-]
All I have is magenta D:
User avatar #149 - burndt (05/15/2013) [-]
Blast! There is another way. The only other option. An option forgotten, lost in time.

We could switch bodies by sacrificing an onion to the almighty ruler, Shrek.
User avatar #150 - cobaltlumi (05/15/2013) [-]
I have a confession

Ive never seen shrek
#151 - burndt (05/15/2013) [-]
What!? It's a childhood classic!
User avatar #152 - cobaltlumi (05/15/2013) [-]
I never really watch TV or movies.

I just saw the LOTR about a year ago.
Never fully seen the Star Wars movies, either.
User avatar #153 - burndt (05/15/2013) [-]
I can actually understand.
I still haven't watched LOTR and I've never watched all the Star Wars, either.
#141 - I would love to be a guy for a day.  [+] (12 new replies) 05/15/2013 on For the ladies out there. +1
User avatar #142 - burndt (05/15/2013) [-]
Alright, all we need to do is get a fortune cookie at Pei Pei's Chinese Restaurant.
User avatar #143 - cobaltlumi (05/15/2013) [-]
But I don't like Chinese food.
User avatar #148 - articulate (05/15/2013) [-]
No one said you had to eat the food, ya fool!
User avatar #144 - burndt (05/15/2013) [-]
Hmmm, that is quite a problem for this plan to work.
There is another option, but it involves a lot of duct tape and vasoline.
User avatar #145 - cobaltlumi (05/15/2013) [-]
Any specific color of duct tape?
User avatar #146 - burndt (05/15/2013) [-]
Preferably neon green, but any color works as long as it's not magenta.
User avatar #147 - cobaltlumi (05/15/2013) [-]
All I have is magenta D:
User avatar #149 - burndt (05/15/2013) [-]
Blast! There is another way. The only other option. An option forgotten, lost in time.

We could switch bodies by sacrificing an onion to the almighty ruler, Shrek.
User avatar #150 - cobaltlumi (05/15/2013) [-]
I have a confession

Ive never seen shrek
#151 - burndt (05/15/2013) [-]
What!? It's a childhood classic!
User avatar #152 - cobaltlumi (05/15/2013) [-]
I never really watch TV or movies.

I just saw the LOTR about a year ago.
Never fully seen the Star Wars movies, either.
User avatar #153 - burndt (05/15/2013) [-]
I can actually understand.
I still haven't watched LOTR and I've never watched all the Star Wars, either.
#140 - About 75% of all women never reach orgasm from sex alone. … 05/15/2013 on For the ladies out there. +1
#136 - Yeah, I suppose. Periods, social standing, and thing…  [+] (14 new replies) 05/15/2013 on For the ladies out there. +2
#138 - burndt (05/15/2013) [-]
Different genders have different problems.
Hey, I got an idea. Let's do some Freaky Friday shit and swap places for a day.
#141 - cobaltlumi (05/15/2013) [-]
I would love to be a guy for a day.
User avatar #142 - burndt (05/15/2013) [-]
Alright, all we need to do is get a fortune cookie at Pei Pei's Chinese Restaurant.
User avatar #143 - cobaltlumi (05/15/2013) [-]
But I don't like Chinese food.
User avatar #148 - articulate (05/15/2013) [-]
No one said you had to eat the food, ya fool!
User avatar #144 - burndt (05/15/2013) [-]
Hmmm, that is quite a problem for this plan to work.
There is another option, but it involves a lot of duct tape and vasoline.
User avatar #145 - cobaltlumi (05/15/2013) [-]
Any specific color of duct tape?
User avatar #146 - burndt (05/15/2013) [-]
Preferably neon green, but any color works as long as it's not magenta.
User avatar #147 - cobaltlumi (05/15/2013) [-]
All I have is magenta D:
User avatar #149 - burndt (05/15/2013) [-]
Blast! There is another way. The only other option. An option forgotten, lost in time.

We could switch bodies by sacrificing an onion to the almighty ruler, Shrek.
User avatar #150 - cobaltlumi (05/15/2013) [-]
I have a confession

Ive never seen shrek
#151 - burndt (05/15/2013) [-]
What!? It's a childhood classic!
User avatar #152 - cobaltlumi (05/15/2013) [-]
I never really watch TV or movies.

I just saw the LOTR about a year ago.
Never fully seen the Star Wars movies, either.
User avatar #153 - burndt (05/15/2013) [-]
I can actually understand.
I still haven't watched LOTR and I've never watched all the Star Wars, either.
#118 - Most of the time its wanted to be a man, not just the penis. …  [+] (16 new replies) 05/15/2013 on For the ladies out there. +2
User avatar #121 - burndt (05/15/2013) [-]
Hmmm, now why is that?
I've known guys who've wanted to be girls.
Weird society that we live in.
User avatar #136 - cobaltlumi (05/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, I suppose.

Periods, social standing, and things like people expecting you to act a certain way. I dont like dresses, make-up, pink...
My mother always tries to get me to act more like a girl, and Im just... not ladylike.
#138 - burndt (05/15/2013) [-]
Different genders have different problems.
Hey, I got an idea. Let's do some Freaky Friday shit and swap places for a day.
#141 - cobaltlumi (05/15/2013) [-]
I would love to be a guy for a day.
User avatar #142 - burndt (05/15/2013) [-]
Alright, all we need to do is get a fortune cookie at Pei Pei's Chinese Restaurant.
User avatar #143 - cobaltlumi (05/15/2013) [-]
But I don't like Chinese food.
User avatar #148 - articulate (05/15/2013) [-]
No one said you had to eat the food, ya fool!
User avatar #144 - burndt (05/15/2013) [-]
Hmmm, that is quite a problem for this plan to work.
There is another option, but it involves a lot of duct tape and vasoline.
User avatar #145 - cobaltlumi (05/15/2013) [-]
Any specific color of duct tape?
User avatar #146 - burndt (05/15/2013) [-]
Preferably neon green, but any color works as long as it's not magenta.
User avatar #147 - cobaltlumi (05/15/2013) [-]
All I have is magenta D:
User avatar #149 - burndt (05/15/2013) [-]
Blast! There is another way. The only other option. An option forgotten, lost in time.

We could switch bodies by sacrificing an onion to the almighty ruler, Shrek.
User avatar #150 - cobaltlumi (05/15/2013) [-]
I have a confession

Ive never seen shrek
#151 - burndt (05/15/2013) [-]
What!? It's a childhood classic!
User avatar #152 - cobaltlumi (05/15/2013) [-]
I never really watch TV or movies.

I just saw the LOTR about a year ago.
Never fully seen the Star Wars movies, either.
User avatar #153 - burndt (05/15/2013) [-]
I can actually understand.
I still haven't watched LOTR and I've never watched all the Star Wars, either.
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User avatar #11 - helpmeplz (08/08/2013) [-]
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#6 - anonymous (07/09/2013) [-]
Nice Avatar
User avatar #7 to #6 - cjsixtyseven ONLINE (07/09/2013) [-]
Oops.
User avatar #8 to #7 - cobaltlumi (07/09/2013) [-]
Ah thanks!
#9 to #8 - cjsixtyseven ONLINE (07/09/2013) [-]
You can take this if you want. I think it's larger than your current one.
You can take this if you want. I think it's larger than your current one.
User avatar #10 to #9 - cobaltlumi (07/10/2013) [-]
Oh hey! Thanks!
#1 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Aw heck, i havent had a nice rational chat with someone in a while. Wanna be friends?
User avatar #2 to #1 - cobaltlumi (01/13/2013) [-]
1000% yes.
#4 to #2 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
So how's life m'dear? Things rolling by nice and pleasant?
User avatar #5 to #4 - cobaltlumi (01/13/2013) [-]
**cobaltlumi rolls 54**
I'd say so. I go an volunteer at a church every Sunday, so that's where I am headed to here soon
What time zone are you in? I'm in Central, so its 8:44 a.m. right now.
#3 to #2 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Aweshum!
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