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cmkpower

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 22
Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/CMKpower
Date Signed Up:4/05/2011
Last Login:2/26/2015
Location:Denmark
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#2286
Highest Content Rank:#620
Highest Comment Rank:#466
Content Thumbs: 5957 total,  7411 ,  1454
Comment Thumbs: 7153 total,  7396 ,  243
Content Level Progress: 63% (63/100)
Level 145 Content: Faptastic → Level 146 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 67% (67/100)
Level 254 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 255 Comments: Contaminated Win
Subscribers:28
Content Views:387666
Times Content Favorited:531 times
Total Comments Made:870
FJ Points:10037
Favorite Tags: family games (6) | fun (6) | toenail (5) | youtube (4) | fim (3) | MLP (3) | ytp (3) | poop (2) | Video (2) | woman (2)

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latest user's comments

#87 - Beenine miss. 02/20/2015 on Pokemon Fusion Comp 2 0
#43 - White horse Calling it Rainbow Dash What's wrong with … 02/19/2015 on The headline was enough -3
#5 - Made me think about the curiosity core. 02/17/2015 on mcburds journey +1
#33 - But Twilight is my favorite pony.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2015 on It's an older meme, but it... +3
#79 - tomatoesauce (02/16/2015) [-]
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#382 - 5 other users only less than 20 min away. Soon people will… 02/15/2015 on Where are you from FJ? 0
#92 - **cmkpower used "*roll 1, 0-666*"** **cmkpower rolls 537** … 02/15/2015 on Firat one to roll 666 will... 0
#16 - It's not exactly a Mortal Combat styled game but Smite could s… 02/13/2015 on Pb Fellowship best fellowship +3
#15 - Alright dank memes. 02/13/2015 on Dank WebM Comp +3
#128 - This is my current background. 02/13/2015 on background 0
#112 - It's not as bad as I thought, I only have two of these. 02/13/2015 on 15 bizarre sexual fetishes 0
#51 - Then why do you own a mirror?  [+] (22 new replies) 02/11/2015 on Breaking News: Hulk is a... +848
#240 - vgoo (02/11/2015) [-]
Ice cold.
#232 - jacues (02/11/2015) [-]
NIGGA GOT ICED COLD
#220 - Sunburn (02/11/2015) [-]
God damn man. I'm impressed.
#177 - tarabostes (02/11/2015) [-]
Holy shit he's gonna need one hell of a REKTal exam!
#166 - jibb has deleted their comment.
#162 - anonexplains (02/11/2015) [-]
BTFO
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F
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User avatar #160 - unlithe (02/11/2015) [-]
who the fuck looks in a mirror for hours? who do you think evanxzile is, narcissus?
#157 - aserrinog (02/11/2015) [-]
#146 - augustusxxiv (02/11/2015) [-]
#138 - organicglory (02/11/2015) [-]
#136 - themilkisdead (02/11/2015) [-]
#133 - anonexplains (02/11/2015) [-]
wow you totally ruined the fucking opportunity, he doesn't spend money to look in the mirror. That could have been executed in a much funnier fashion You already do that for free could have been your response
#155 - anonexplains (02/11/2015) [-]
The only one ruining the fun is you.
#120 - sonatadusk (02/11/2015) [-]
User avatar #100 - alstorp (02/11/2015) [-]
Ouch
#98 - arreatface (02/11/2015) [-]
#84 - anonexplains (02/11/2015) [-]
#79 - zirogravity (02/11/2015) [-]
shiiit
#76 - afuckinmazing (02/11/2015) [-]
ohh shit
#72 - lordsepulchure (02/11/2015) [-]
#60 - akkokagari (02/11/2015) [-]
#54 - brahdin (02/11/2015) [-]
Call the fire dapartment
#65 - Golden Oak Library, the library of Ponyville. 02/07/2015 on Amazing Libraries +2
#1991 - I'm from Denmark I study electrotechnology, I play computer ga… 02/07/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
#41 - Me too, except I study electrotechnology. 02/06/2015 on my feet hurt 0
#16 - Sometimes I wonder why I spend my time watching these videos b… 02/02/2015 on (untitled) 0
#13 - Nr. 8 is wrong when you flip a coin it doesn't matter if one s…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/02/2015 on (untitled) 0
#15 - thismustbeseen (02/02/2015) [-]
I am also a numberphile fan. I saw that video yesterday,
User avatar #16 - cmkpower (02/02/2015) [-]
Sometimes I wonder why I spend my time watching these videos but then I stop wondering and watch the extra material.
#13 - Yes, until i joined neopets. Since then I've added a little po… 01/31/2015 on Username is already taken +3
#22 - Since their brain has the consistency of diarrhea it mostly fl… 01/25/2015 on DYK Comp #86 +1
#36 - Please attack my bot. 01/15/2015 on Random League comp of... +1
#642 - Define "random". Anyway I'd love to get any… 01/10/2015 on your daily admin 0
#11 - I know right? It's not every day you see a puddle.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2015 on More cancer +8
User avatar #73 - chimpaflimp (01/09/2015) [-]
I live in England. Yes. It is.
#11 - The soil around the tree seems to have settled so either it's … 01/08/2015 on Worlds tiniest flowering tree +4
#10 - It's simple. The watering system evenly waters the plants in a… 01/07/2015 on Onyxxx is my sugardaddy 0
#350 - You need to give one for everyone on the site now. … 01/05/2015 on anyone want a personal... 0
#12 - I've always preferred 5 cuils. That way I receive most hamburgers. 01/01/2015 on the best of roy kelly 2 +6

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#30 - anonexplains (07/13/2014) [-]
Thought this would intrest you
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User avatar #36 to #35 - cmkpower (07/13/2014) [-]
Interesting. Do you know what happened next?
User avatar #37 to #36 - Missdomayuset (07/13/2014) [-]
Got 404'd here when I tried to refresh. I was trying to see if 9gag talked about the raid nearly as much as FJ- but it was mostly just fat jokes here and there.

This was the only thing of interest but I got in the party pretty late. A lot of the comments were just arguing over Legend of Korra?
User avatar #38 to #37 - Missdomayuset (07/13/2014) [-]
*four-chaan

Filters Buah.
User avatar #39 to #38 - cmkpower (07/13/2014) [-]
Legend of Korra? Why?
User avatar #40 to #39 - Missdomayuset (07/14/2014) [-]
OP used a screencap from the show for a few of the posts I think?
User avatar #41 to #40 - cmkpower (07/14/2014) [-]
Yes that's true.
#29 - hydromatic (04/21/2014) [-]
Du er da ikke rigtig klog mand
User avatar #22 - kikkilinu (04/16/2014) [-]
My little brother says he saw the picture of the toothpick under the toe nail on Facebook, without the watermark.
User avatar #23 to #22 - cmkpower (04/16/2014) [-]
Really?
Could I have a link for that?
User avatar #24 to #23 - kikkilinu (04/16/2014) [-]
I'll ask him to look for it and then link me to it. When he finds it, I'll report back to you.
User avatar #26 to #25 - kikkilinu (04/17/2014) [-]
There you go.
User avatar #27 to #26 - cmkpower (04/18/2014) [-]
Thanks for the info
User avatar #28 to #27 - kikkilinu (04/18/2014) [-]
No problem.
There will be a service charge though.

The cost will be about three fiddy
User avatar #21 - helion (04/12/2014) [-]
jeg ved ikke om jeg skal stolt over at du kommer fra danmark eller ej
men det kræver fandmer mod det der
User avatar #18 - Razorstyx (04/10/2014) [-]
Why?
Seriously.
.. Why ?
User avatar #15 - garymotherfingoak (04/10/2014) [-]
We enjoy that you're posting OC, but please, Stop making us squirm with your self harm.
User avatar #16 to #15 - cmkpower (04/10/2014) [-]
Well if that's how you feel then..
How should I put this?
No.
User avatar #17 to #16 - garymotherfingoak (04/10/2014) [-]
fak u gooby
User avatar #8 - connorjay (04/10/2014) [-]
I actually have a theory that you have no feeling in your right foot or something
Maybe you can't walk etc

My other theory is this **** gets you off.
User avatar #10 to #8 - cmkpower (04/10/2014) [-]
Many people have this theory equally many are wrong.
User avatar #11 to #10 - connorjay (04/10/2014) [-]
Awesome.

Will we find out one day, or is this going to be your secret?
User avatar #12 to #11 - cmkpower (04/10/2014) [-]
You'll find out today.
#13 to #12 - connorjay (04/10/2014) [-]
Cool, I'm home all day revising for my final year exams!
Cool, I'm home all day revising for my final year exams!
User avatar #19 to #13 - cmkpower (04/10/2014) [-]
If you haven't seen it its out now.
User avatar #7 - connorjay (04/10/2014) [-]
Hey man, thanks for accepting my friend request.

I just want you to know your posts make me feel visibly ill.

Have a nice day
User avatar #9 to #7 - cmkpower (04/10/2014) [-]
I'm just trying to make a difference.
Thanks for allowing me to make this possible.
User avatar #5 - whysoseven (04/09/2014) [-]
You are a sick, twisted bastard for what you do and post on here.
......I respect you for this. You have my upvotes.
#4 - tinkotin ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
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You magnificent masochistic bastard you!
#1 - allcontent (04/09/2014) [-]
Jesus ******* christ man you really did the toothpick toenail thing?

i dont know anyone who has balls like you do..
User avatar #2 to #1 - cmkpower (04/09/2014) [-]
Well what did you expect?
User avatar #3 to #2 - allcontent (04/09/2014) [-]
That nobody would ever want to, or try doing it. good god man.
User avatar #6 to #3 - trollchildxy ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
I seriously almost puked from sympathy pain when i first saw it.
User avatar #14 to #6 - allcontent (04/10/2014) [-]
I used to make jokes about doing that, and NEVER thought anyone would do it.

like wtf. This dude knowingly went and grabbed a toothpick, intentionally put it under not one, but ******* TWO of his toes, and full heartedly kicked a wall. likewtf
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