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Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/CMKpower
Date Signed Up:4/05/2011
Last Login:7/19/2014
Location:Denmark
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#3 - Picture 07/18/2014 on Did he sell his gf? +15
#12 - Like creme brulee?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Trying Flan For The First Time 0
User avatar #13 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (07/19/2014) [-]
Mmm, kind of. It doesnt have the sugar melted with a torch on top. You put the custard in a ramekin, with the sugar melted on the bottom. Then you pop it in the oven to set up. Once its done you turn it over and it plops out. Flan.
User avatar #14 - cmkpower (07/19/2014) [-]
Interesting.
#11 - It's my rotating toe with a nail clipper under the nail. 07/18/2014 on Trying Flan For The First Time 0
#7 - I've heard that way too often  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Trying Flan For The First Time 0
User avatar #8 - feffog (07/18/2014) [-]
the fuck is this gif
User avatar #11 - cmkpower (07/18/2014) [-]
It's my rotating toe with a nail clipper under the nail.
#5 - That sounds horrifyingly disgusting.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Trying Flan For The First Time 0
#6 - rogernice (07/17/2014) [-]
You're horrifyingly disgusting.
#7 - cmkpower (07/17/2014) [-]
I've heard that way too often
User avatar #8 - feffog (07/18/2014) [-]
the fuck is this gif
User avatar #11 - cmkpower (07/18/2014) [-]
It's my rotating toe with a nail clipper under the nail.
#3 - Is jelly pudding something you just made up so I could imagine…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Trying Flan For The First Time 0
#4 - rogernice (07/17/2014) [-]
It's like pudding but it's like jelly at the same time.
User avatar #5 - cmkpower (07/17/2014) [-]
That sounds horrifyingly disgusting.
#6 - rogernice (07/17/2014) [-]
You're horrifyingly disgusting.
#7 - cmkpower (07/17/2014) [-]
I've heard that way too often
User avatar #8 - feffog (07/18/2014) [-]
the fuck is this gif
User avatar #11 - cmkpower (07/18/2014) [-]
It's my rotating toe with a nail clipper under the nail.
#1 - So what's 'flan'?  [+] (12 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Trying Flan For The First Time +1
User avatar #10 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (07/18/2014) [-]
Its not jelly pudding, its a mexican custard with a caramalized sugar sauce
User avatar #12 - cmkpower (07/18/2014) [-]
Like creme brulee?
User avatar #13 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (07/19/2014) [-]
Mmm, kind of. It doesnt have the sugar melted with a torch on top. You put the custard in a ramekin, with the sugar melted on the bottom. Then you pop it in the oven to set up. Once its done you turn it over and it plops out. Flan.
User avatar #14 - cmkpower (07/19/2014) [-]
Interesting.
#2 - rogernice (07/17/2014) [-]
It's like jelly pudding.
User avatar #3 - cmkpower (07/17/2014) [-]
Is jelly pudding something you just made up so I could imagine it or is that something too?
#4 - rogernice (07/17/2014) [-]
It's like pudding but it's like jelly at the same time.
User avatar #5 - cmkpower (07/17/2014) [-]
That sounds horrifyingly disgusting.
#6 - rogernice (07/17/2014) [-]
You're horrifyingly disgusting.
#7 - cmkpower (07/17/2014) [-]
I've heard that way too often
User avatar #8 - feffog (07/18/2014) [-]
the fuck is this gif
User avatar #11 - cmkpower (07/18/2014) [-]
It's my rotating toe with a nail clipper under the nail.
#9 - That's nice and all but how are we going to survive now that y… 07/17/2014 on Cross Section of Undersea... +46
#567 - Age: 21 Name: Most people call me "Sick" Occ… 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family +1
#33 - I've seen more brutal. 07/17/2014 on Brutal russian fight 0
#36 - Forgive and forget. I get it.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2014 on Roleplaying +1
#51 - asurasxnight (07/17/2014) [-]
not really, but close.
#34 - My first thought when. I'm gonna get thumbed to hell for…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Roleplaying +2
#35 - asurasxnight (07/17/2014) [-]
I think when it is actually relevant to the the content, people are more forgiving. besides when I think Unicorn I think of the Ixion summon from Final Fantasy X.
#57 - ninjaroo (07/17/2014) [-]
Depends on who sees it first. I've said it before, I'll say it again, funny and clever pony references get red thumbs to the triple digits sometimes.
#36 - cmkpower (07/17/2014) [-]
Forgive and forget. I get it.
#51 - asurasxnight (07/17/2014) [-]
not really, but close.
#60 - Thank you for blessing me. 07/17/2014 on Going to ro- just kidding 0
#31 - I'm not 70 yet. 07/17/2014 on This make me feel bad +1
#10 - Someone make it go backwards.  [+] (12 new replies) 07/16/2014 on Going to ro- just kidding +14
#17 - icefried (07/16/2014) [-]
k
#60 - cmkpower (07/17/2014) [-]
Thank you for blessing me.
User avatar #19 - jklbnm (07/16/2014) [-]
mother fucker
#49 - sinconn (07/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #36 - sociocat (07/16/2014) [-]
wait did he steal what you made? or the other way around?
User avatar #37 - jklbnm (07/16/2014) [-]
He posted it 3 minutes before i did
#41 - aldothenazi (07/16/2014) [-]
INB4 someone comes and rages about how him getting more thumbs is greatest injustice of all time.
User avatar #38 - sociocat (07/16/2014) [-]
so did you both make it seperatly? or did you take his?
User avatar #39 - jklbnm (07/16/2014) [-]
we both made it separately me thinks
#47 - sinconn (07/16/2014) [-]
#20 - icefried (07/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #11 - lebarricuda (07/16/2014) [-]
This x9001
#177 - Stop stereotyping sharks. 07/16/2014 on Rescuing A Dolphin +1
#125 - But would you have done the same if it was a shark?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/16/2014 on Rescuing A Dolphin +2
User avatar #158 - thinemother (07/16/2014) [-]
dolphins are less likely to eat you I think
User avatar #177 - cmkpower (07/16/2014) [-]
Stop stereotyping sharks.
#5 - That's some funny tags you got there. 07/15/2014 on Find Out Next Time +4
#28 - Actually that's the moon. Gosh, did you even go to school? 07/15/2014 on This is so cringeworthy +1
#6 - Lets just agree that the person who made this didn't research …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2014 on what if 0
#7 - anomynousanon (07/14/2014) [-]
Well I did agree with you and still do and so agree to really agree. Agreed?

This GIF will give me nightmares anyways. It may also be a doomsday prophecy that Shamylan will direct the next Star Trek movie.
#4 - except his uniform is from star trek next gen. and therefore h…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/14/2014 on what if 0
#5 - anomynousanon (07/14/2014) [-]
But his ship...ah intense bodylove it. I'm too confused and infuriated.
User avatar #6 - cmkpower (07/14/2014) [-]
Lets just agree that the person who made this didn't research enough before creating it.
#7 - anomynousanon (07/14/2014) [-]
Well I did agree with you and still do and so agree to really agree. Agreed?

This GIF will give me nightmares anyways. It may also be a doomsday prophecy that Shamylan will direct the next Star Trek movie.
#1 - MFW Fox River  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2014 on (OC) Simple State Comp:... +1
User avatar #12 - saltyfries (07/18/2014) [-]
it's about as polluted as this river
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM
#41 - Yes that's true. 07/14/2014 on cmkpower's profile 0
#5 - The house might be abandoned but the blood might be fresh.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2014 on Carrie +5
User avatar #10 - duhusst (07/14/2014) [-]
Just another reason for them to be hopping aboard the nope train to intense bodylovethatville
#3 - It's still fresh.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/14/2014 on Carrie +3
#4 - yukijudai (07/14/2014) [-]
If it was fresh, they couldn't consider it to be abandoned. For example if you left for a vacation to another country people wouldn't barge into you're house thinking it's abandoned if you are away for just one week. They would give it about a year or two
User avatar #5 - cmkpower (07/14/2014) [-]
The house might be abandoned but the blood might be fresh.
User avatar #10 - duhusst (07/14/2014) [-]
Just another reason for them to be hopping aboard the nope train to intense bodylovethatville
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#30 - anonymous (07/13/2014) [-]
Thought this would intrest you
#31 to #30 - anonymous (07/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #36 to #35 - cmkpower (07/13/2014) [-]
Interesting. Do you know what happened next?
User avatar #37 to #36 - Missdomayuset (07/13/2014) [-]
Got 404'd here when I tried to refresh. I was trying to see if 9gag talked about the raid nearly as much as FJ- but it was mostly just fat jokes here and there.

This was the only thing of interest but I got in the party pretty late. A lot of the comments were just arguing over Legend of Korra?
User avatar #38 to #37 - Missdomayuset (07/13/2014) [-]
*four-chaan

Filters Buah.
User avatar #39 to #38 - cmkpower (07/13/2014) [-]
Legend of Korra? Why?
User avatar #40 to #39 - Missdomayuset (07/14/2014) [-]
OP used a screencap from the show for a few of the posts I think?
User avatar #41 to #40 - cmkpower (07/14/2014) [-]
Yes that's true.
#29 - hydromatic (04/21/2014) [-]
Du er da ikke rigtig klog mand
User avatar #22 - kikkilinu (04/16/2014) [-]
My little brother says he saw the picture of the toothpick under the toe nail on Facebook, without the watermark.
User avatar #23 to #22 - cmkpower (04/16/2014) [-]
Really?
Could I have a link for that?
User avatar #24 to #23 - kikkilinu (04/16/2014) [-]
I'll ask him to look for it and then link me to it. When he finds it, I'll report back to you.
User avatar #26 to #25 - kikkilinu (04/17/2014) [-]
There you go.
User avatar #27 to #26 - cmkpower (04/18/2014) [-]
Thanks for the info
User avatar #28 to #27 - kikkilinu (04/18/2014) [-]
No problem.
There will be a service charge though.

The cost will be about three fiddy
User avatar #21 - helion (04/12/2014) [-]
jeg ved ikke om jeg skal stolt over at du kommer fra danmark eller ej
men det kræver fandmer mod det der
User avatar #18 - Razorstyx (04/10/2014) [-]
Why?
Seriously.
.. Why ?
User avatar #15 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
We enjoy that you're posting OC, but please, Stop making us squirm with your self harm.
User avatar #16 to #15 - cmkpower (04/10/2014) [-]
Well if that's how you feel then..
How should I put this?
No.
User avatar #17 to #16 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
fak u gooby
User avatar #8 - connorjay (04/10/2014) [-]
I actually have a theory that you have no feeling in your right foot or something
Maybe you can't walk etc

My other theory is this shit gets you off.
User avatar #10 to #8 - cmkpower (04/10/2014) [-]
Many people have this theory equally many are wrong.
User avatar #11 to #10 - connorjay (04/10/2014) [-]
Awesome.

Will we find out one day, or is this going to be your secret?
User avatar #12 to #11 - cmkpower (04/10/2014) [-]
You'll find out today.
#13 to #12 - connorjay (04/10/2014) [-]
Cool, I'm home all day revising for my final year exams!
Cool, I'm home all day revising for my final year exams!
User avatar #19 to #13 - cmkpower (04/10/2014) [-]
If you haven't seen it its out now.
User avatar #7 - connorjay (04/10/2014) [-]
Hey man, thanks for accepting my friend request.

I just want you to know your posts make me feel visibly ill.

Have a nice day
User avatar #9 to #7 - cmkpower (04/10/2014) [-]
I'm just trying to make a difference.
Thanks for allowing me to make this possible.
User avatar #5 - whysoseven (04/09/2014) [-]
You are a sick, twisted bastard for what you do and post on here.
......I respect you for this. You have my upvotes.
#4 - tinkotin (04/09/2014) [-]
You magnificent masochistic bastard you!
#1 - allcontent (04/09/2014) [-]
Jesus fucking christ man you really did the toothpick toenail thing?

i dont know anyone who has balls like you do..
User avatar #2 to #1 - cmkpower (04/09/2014) [-]
Well what did you expect?
User avatar #3 to #2 - allcontent (04/09/2014) [-]
That nobody would ever want to, or try doing it. good god man.
User avatar #6 to #3 - trollchildxy ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
I seriously almost puked from sympathy pain when i first saw it.
User avatar #14 to #6 - allcontent (04/10/2014) [-]
I used to make jokes about doing that, and NEVER thought anyone would do it.

like wtf. This dude knowingly went and grabbed a toothpick, intentionally put it under not one, but fucking TWO of his toes, and full heartedly kicked a wall. likewtf
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