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Age: 21
Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/CMKpower
Date Signed Up:4/05/2011
Last Login:8/20/2014
Location:Denmark
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#9 - I drew this Döner chef a while back. Damn I love Döner. 08/15/2014 on I need to dance 0
#17 - Solution.  [+] (7 new replies) 08/15/2014 on Useless shit nobody will... +19
User avatar #20 - yeahbb (08/15/2014) [-]
try sticking that into a beer bottle and look what happens
#35 - vladimirtepes (08/15/2014) [-]
You get plastic in your beer
User avatar #38 - horrusia (08/15/2014) [-]
And a face full of fist..
#58 - vladimirtepes (08/15/2014) [-]
Who would punch you in the face if you had an arm full of steaming hot food? An idiot with soon to be 3rd degree burns is who.
#47 - cornerdav (08/15/2014) [-]
if anyone can hate you for innovating on your beer drinking efficiency that much they they can go on hating, ill keep my beer and snacks and they can go fuck themselves
#61 - atomicjojo (08/17/2014) [-]
Hes not making a threat, if you stick a straw in a beer bottle the carbonation pushes the straw out of it....
#63 - cornerdav (08/17/2014) [-]
he said "and a face full of fist" sounded threat like

also you just need a more dense straw I've seen a titanium one somewhere that would probably do
#9 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 08/15/2014 on when a thunderstorm hits an... +157
User avatar #60 - hattheifbatman (08/15/2014) [-]
The sperm was rotating in circles to avoid the period storm
#110 - finbaa (08/15/2014) [-]
#12 - jamessevensix (08/15/2014) [-]
9 months later
#15 - That's the best disguised Minotaur I've ever seen. I can't eve… 08/15/2014 on Minotaur in disguise 0
#26 - Hey, I just met you and I already hate you! 08/14/2014 on *Tips fedora* 0
#22 - I'm the guy. You know, with the toothpick and the toenail ?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2014 on My Grandpa Looks Like... 0
User avatar #24 - warioteam (08/13/2014) [-]
toothpick and toenail are words I dislike hearing in a sentence, but I must compliment your text choice
#2 - "Behind every piece of fiction is a little piece of fact…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/12/2014 on My Grandpa Looks Like... +3
#21 - warioteam (08/13/2014) [-]
Said like a true person I have no clue is.
User avatar #22 - cmkpower (08/13/2014) [-]
I'm the guy. You know, with the toothpick and the toenail ?
User avatar #24 - warioteam (08/13/2014) [-]
toothpick and toenail are words I dislike hearing in a sentence, but I must compliment your text choice
#6 - I see. No parking lots means people can't park their cars and … 08/12/2014 on Detroit +17
#18 - But would they have done the same for a rat? 08/10/2014 on Stupid squirrel -1
#21 - > Giant insects > Picture of arachnids 08/09/2014 on What If The World Lost Oxygen +6
#17 - You shouldn't do your dog. 08/09/2014 on Motivation 0
#40 - I don't remember what nutmeg tastes like.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2014 on The only way to eat pumpkin... 0
User avatar #45 - skeptical (08/07/2014) [-]
just try it and see nigga, there isn't any real way to properly describe its glory
as for coolwhip vs whipped cream there is a massive difference, mainly that coolwhip is incredibly thick whilst wipped cream is light and fluffy
#38 - Yes I have even emptied some and roasted its seed.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/07/2014 on The only way to eat pumpkin... +1
#39 - locke (08/07/2014) [-]
imagine that but much sweeter and a little bit of nutmeg. it's an interesting taste but it is fairly good.
User avatar #40 - cmkpower (08/07/2014) [-]
I don't remember what nutmeg tastes like.
User avatar #45 - skeptical (08/07/2014) [-]
just try it and see nigga, there isn't any real way to properly describe its glory
as for coolwhip vs whipped cream there is a massive difference, mainly that coolwhip is incredibly thick whilst wipped cream is light and fluffy
#37 - Probably the hottest country I've ever been to, Denmark the on… 08/07/2014 on The only way to eat pumpkin... 0
#31 - As I stated earlier I'm not sure what pumpkin tastes like, and…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/07/2014 on The only way to eat pumpkin... 0
#32 - locke (08/07/2014) [-]
no difference and have you ever smelled a pumpkin?
User avatar #38 - cmkpower (08/07/2014) [-]
Yes I have even emptied some and roasted its seed.
#39 - locke (08/07/2014) [-]
imagine that but much sweeter and a little bit of nutmeg. it's an interesting taste but it is fairly good.
User avatar #40 - cmkpower (08/07/2014) [-]
I don't remember what nutmeg tastes like.
User avatar #45 - skeptical (08/07/2014) [-]
just try it and see nigga, there isn't any real way to properly describe its glory
as for coolwhip vs whipped cream there is a massive difference, mainly that coolwhip is incredibly thick whilst wipped cream is light and fluffy
#29 - Neither do I have the money nor have I seen or heard of a plac…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/07/2014 on The only way to eat pumpkin... 0
User avatar #33 - magicalsteve (08/07/2014) [-]
Where the hell do you live?
User avatar #37 - cmkpower (08/07/2014) [-]
Probably the hottest country I've ever been to, Denmark the one and only.
#15 - You know what they say. 08/07/2014 on Sniper Prank Gone Bad 0
#26 - Oh, yeah. You know just chop up an eagle and... Well you know … 08/07/2014 on The only way to eat pumpkin... 0
#23 - Why?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/07/2014 on The only way to eat pumpkin... 0
#24 - celebration (08/07/2014) [-]
Y'all sucessfuly summoned a murican!!!
#26 - cmkpower (08/07/2014) [-]
Oh, yeah. You know just chop up an eagle and... Well you know the rest.
#18 - The ritual worked! Thank you foreign citizen for assisting in …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2014 on The only way to eat pumpkin... +2
User avatar #19 - carbohydrates (08/07/2014) [-]
Indeed it did.
I opened the content as you asked for a 'Murican response.
Your comment was 50 seconds old.
#16 - Can you help me summon an American?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/07/2014 on The only way to eat pumpkin... 0
User avatar #17 - carbohydrates (08/07/2014) [-]
Wanted an American? Done.
Pumpkin pie can taste alright, but, even if you're not a huge fan of it's flavor, you can murder it with whipped cream.
- I do it.
- I'm a 'Murican.
- It has Carbohydrates.
User avatar #18 - cmkpower (08/07/2014) [-]
The ritual worked! Thank you foreign citizen for assisting in explaining jokes.
User avatar #19 - carbohydrates (08/07/2014) [-]
Indeed it did.
I opened the content as you asked for a 'Murican response.
Your comment was 50 seconds old.
#14 - Ok, but can you explain the joke to me anyway?  [+] (5 new replies) 08/07/2014 on The only way to eat pumpkin... 0
User avatar #15 - infernalinsolence (08/07/2014) [-]
I dunno I'm not American.
User avatar #16 - cmkpower (08/07/2014) [-]
Can you help me summon an American?
User avatar #17 - carbohydrates (08/07/2014) [-]
Wanted an American? Done.
Pumpkin pie can taste alright, but, even if you're not a huge fan of it's flavor, you can murder it with whipped cream.
- I do it.
- I'm a 'Murican.
- It has Carbohydrates.
User avatar #18 - cmkpower (08/07/2014) [-]
The ritual worked! Thank you foreign citizen for assisting in explaining jokes.
User avatar #19 - carbohydrates (08/07/2014) [-]
Indeed it did.
I opened the content as you asked for a 'Murican response.
Your comment was 50 seconds old.
#12 - I don't know and I can't remember if I can't remember or I hav…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/07/2014 on The only way to eat pumpkin... 0
User avatar #13 - infernalinsolence (08/07/2014) [-]
Then it may or may not be a bad thing. It's all subjective, you see, and relative to your personal taste.
User avatar #14 - cmkpower (08/07/2014) [-]
Ok, but can you explain the joke to me anyway?
User avatar #15 - infernalinsolence (08/07/2014) [-]
I dunno I'm not American.
User avatar #16 - cmkpower (08/07/2014) [-]
Can you help me summon an American?
User avatar #17 - carbohydrates (08/07/2014) [-]
Wanted an American? Done.
Pumpkin pie can taste alright, but, even if you're not a huge fan of it's flavor, you can murder it with whipped cream.
- I do it.
- I'm a 'Murican.
- It has Carbohydrates.
User avatar #18 - cmkpower (08/07/2014) [-]
The ritual worked! Thank you foreign citizen for assisting in explaining jokes.
User avatar #19 - carbohydrates (08/07/2014) [-]
Indeed it did.
I opened the content as you asked for a 'Murican response.
Your comment was 50 seconds old.
#10 - Is that a bad thing?  [+] (9 new replies) 08/07/2014 on The only way to eat pumpkin... 0
User avatar #11 - infernalinsolence (08/07/2014) [-]
do you like pumpkins?
User avatar #12 - cmkpower (08/07/2014) [-]
I don't know and I can't remember if I can't remember or I haven't tried pumpkin in other than potato/pumpkin soup.
User avatar #13 - infernalinsolence (08/07/2014) [-]
Then it may or may not be a bad thing. It's all subjective, you see, and relative to your personal taste.
User avatar #14 - cmkpower (08/07/2014) [-]
Ok, but can you explain the joke to me anyway?
User avatar #15 - infernalinsolence (08/07/2014) [-]
I dunno I'm not American.
User avatar #16 - cmkpower (08/07/2014) [-]
Can you help me summon an American?
User avatar #17 - carbohydrates (08/07/2014) [-]
Wanted an American? Done.
Pumpkin pie can taste alright, but, even if you're not a huge fan of it's flavor, you can murder it with whipped cream.
- I do it.
- I'm a 'Murican.
- It has Carbohydrates.
User avatar #18 - cmkpower (08/07/2014) [-]
The ritual worked! Thank you foreign citizen for assisting in explaining jokes.
User avatar #19 - carbohydrates (08/07/2014) [-]
Indeed it did.
I opened the content as you asked for a 'Murican response.
Your comment was 50 seconds old.
#7 - Why? What does pumpkin pie taste like?  [+] (27 new replies) 08/07/2014 on The only way to eat pumpkin... 0
#30 - locke (08/07/2014) [-]
according to this picture... coolwhip. anyway pumpkin pie tastes like pumpkin with some nutmeg, cinnamon and a couple other spices, the best equivalent would be sweet potato.
User avatar #31 - cmkpower (08/07/2014) [-]
As I stated earlier I'm not sure what pumpkin tastes like, and what's the difference between "coolwhip" and whipped cream?
#32 - locke (08/07/2014) [-]
no difference and have you ever smelled a pumpkin?
User avatar #38 - cmkpower (08/07/2014) [-]
Yes I have even emptied some and roasted its seed.
#39 - locke (08/07/2014) [-]
imagine that but much sweeter and a little bit of nutmeg. it's an interesting taste but it is fairly good.
User avatar #40 - cmkpower (08/07/2014) [-]
I don't remember what nutmeg tastes like.
User avatar #45 - skeptical (08/07/2014) [-]
just try it and see nigga, there isn't any real way to properly describe its glory
as for coolwhip vs whipped cream there is a massive difference, mainly that coolwhip is incredibly thick whilst wipped cream is light and fluffy
User avatar #28 - lnyanchl (08/07/2014) [-]
Pumpkin pie is great. You should try it.
User avatar #29 - cmkpower (08/07/2014) [-]
Neither do I have the money nor have I seen or heard of a place that sold pumpkin pie so unless you're bringing it to me yourself it doesn't seem possible.
User avatar #33 - magicalsteve (08/07/2014) [-]
Where the hell do you live?
User avatar #37 - cmkpower (08/07/2014) [-]
Probably the hottest country I've ever been to, Denmark the one and only.
User avatar #22 - killmoves (08/07/2014) [-]
A little like sweet potato pie
#20 - celebration (08/07/2014) [-]
This thread needs to be content!!!
User avatar #23 - cmkpower (08/07/2014) [-]
Why?
#24 - celebration (08/07/2014) [-]
Y'all sucessfuly summoned a murican!!!
#26 - cmkpower (08/07/2014) [-]
Oh, yeah. You know just chop up an eagle and... Well you know the rest.
User avatar #9 - infernalinsolence (08/07/2014) [-]
pumpkins.
User avatar #10 - cmkpower (08/07/2014) [-]
Is that a bad thing?
User avatar #11 - infernalinsolence (08/07/2014) [-]
do you like pumpkins?
User avatar #12 - cmkpower (08/07/2014) [-]
I don't know and I can't remember if I can't remember or I haven't tried pumpkin in other than potato/pumpkin soup.
User avatar #13 - infernalinsolence (08/07/2014) [-]
Then it may or may not be a bad thing. It's all subjective, you see, and relative to your personal taste.
User avatar #14 - cmkpower (08/07/2014) [-]
Ok, but can you explain the joke to me anyway?
User avatar #15 - infernalinsolence (08/07/2014) [-]
I dunno I'm not American.
User avatar #16 - cmkpower (08/07/2014) [-]
Can you help me summon an American?
User avatar #17 - carbohydrates (08/07/2014) [-]
Wanted an American? Done.
Pumpkin pie can taste alright, but, even if you're not a huge fan of it's flavor, you can murder it with whipped cream.
- I do it.
- I'm a 'Murican.
- It has Carbohydrates.
User avatar #18 - cmkpower (08/07/2014) [-]
The ritual worked! Thank you foreign citizen for assisting in explaining jokes.
User avatar #19 - carbohydrates (08/07/2014) [-]
Indeed it did.
I opened the content as you asked for a 'Murican response.
Your comment was 50 seconds old.
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#30 - anonymous (07/13/2014) [-]
Thought this would intrest you
#31 to #30 - anonymous (07/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #36 to #35 - cmkpower ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
Interesting. Do you know what happened next?
User avatar #37 to #36 - Missdomayuset (07/13/2014) [-]
Got 404'd here when I tried to refresh. I was trying to see if 9gag talked about the raid nearly as much as FJ- but it was mostly just fat jokes here and there.

This was the only thing of interest but I got in the party pretty late. A lot of the comments were just arguing over Legend of Korra?
User avatar #38 to #37 - Missdomayuset (07/13/2014) [-]
*four-chaan

Filters Buah.
User avatar #39 to #38 - cmkpower ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
Legend of Korra? Why?
User avatar #40 to #39 - Missdomayuset (07/14/2014) [-]
OP used a screencap from the show for a few of the posts I think?
User avatar #41 to #40 - cmkpower ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
Yes that's true.
#29 - hydromatic (04/21/2014) [-]
Du er da ikke rigtig klog mand
User avatar #22 - kikkilinu (04/16/2014) [-]
My little brother says he saw the picture of the toothpick under the toe nail on Facebook, without the watermark.
User avatar #23 to #22 - cmkpower ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
Really?
Could I have a link for that?
User avatar #24 to #23 - kikkilinu (04/16/2014) [-]
I'll ask him to look for it and then link me to it. When he finds it, I'll report back to you.
User avatar #26 to #25 - kikkilinu (04/17/2014) [-]
There you go.
User avatar #27 to #26 - cmkpower ONLINE (04/18/2014) [-]
Thanks for the info
User avatar #28 to #27 - kikkilinu (04/18/2014) [-]
No problem.
There will be a service charge though.

The cost will be about three fiddy
User avatar #21 - helion (04/12/2014) [-]
jeg ved ikke om jeg skal stolt over at du kommer fra danmark eller ej
men det kræver fandmer mod det der
User avatar #18 - Razorstyx (04/10/2014) [-]
Why?
Seriously.
.. Why ?
User avatar #15 - garymotherfingoak (04/10/2014) [-]
We enjoy that you're posting OC, but please, Stop making us squirm with your self harm.
User avatar #16 to #15 - cmkpower ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
Well if that's how you feel then..
How should I put this?
No.
User avatar #17 to #16 - garymotherfingoak (04/10/2014) [-]
fak u gooby
User avatar #8 - connorjay (04/10/2014) [-]
I actually have a theory that you have no feeling in your right foot or something
Maybe you can't walk etc

My other theory is this **** gets you off.
User avatar #10 to #8 - cmkpower ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
Many people have this theory equally many are wrong.
User avatar #11 to #10 - connorjay (04/10/2014) [-]
Awesome.

Will we find out one day, or is this going to be your secret?
User avatar #12 to #11 - cmkpower ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
You'll find out today.
#13 to #12 - connorjay (04/10/2014) [-]
Cool, I'm home all day revising for my final year exams!
Cool, I'm home all day revising for my final year exams!
User avatar #19 to #13 - cmkpower ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
If you haven't seen it its out now.
User avatar #7 - connorjay (04/10/2014) [-]
Hey man, thanks for accepting my friend request.

I just want you to know your posts make me feel visibly ill.

Have a nice day
User avatar #9 to #7 - cmkpower ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
I'm just trying to make a difference.
Thanks for allowing me to make this possible.
User avatar #5 - whysoseven (04/09/2014) [-]
You are a sick, twisted bastard for what you do and post on here.
......I respect you for this. You have my upvotes.
#4 - tinkotin ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
You magnificent masochistic bastard you!
#1 - allcontent (04/09/2014) [-]
Jesus ******* christ man you really did the toothpick toenail thing?

i dont know anyone who has balls like you do..
User avatar #2 to #1 - cmkpower ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
Well what did you expect?
User avatar #3 to #2 - allcontent (04/09/2014) [-]
That nobody would ever want to, or try doing it. good god man.
User avatar #6 to #3 - trollchildxy (04/10/2014) [-]
I seriously almost puked from sympathy pain when i first saw it.
User avatar #14 to #6 - allcontent (04/10/2014) [-]
I used to make jokes about doing that, and NEVER thought anyone would do it.

like wtf. This dude knowingly went and grabbed a toothpick, intentionally put it under not one, but ******* TWO of his toes, and full heartedly kicked a wall. likewtf
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