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Age: 21
Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/CMKpower
Date Signed Up:4/05/2011
Last Login:7/07/2014
Location:Denmark
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#103 - That depends, what's in it for me?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Simple Fact Comp 5 0
User avatar #104 - norwegiandude (07/07/2014) [-]
You'll probably get a better profilepic.
You can use the same as I am currently using if you wish to!
User avatar #105 - cmkpower (07/07/2014) [-]
But it needs to be a picture that reflects my personality and I do like to make people feel disgust.
User avatar #116 - norwegiandude (07/07/2014) [-]
#48 - Yes, my toenail is one of a kind. 07/06/2014 on Simple Fact Comp 5 0
#45 - Still if you make one motion without moving back the friction … 07/06/2014 on Simple Fact Comp 4 0
#25 - This one. I can tell because of the pink hair. 07/06/2014 on Gee..I wonder who the main... +67
#6 - My teacher after exam.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on after finishing the exam +7
User avatar #9 - rohedje (07/06/2014) [-]
I can so relate to this it hurts.
#5 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on Raep +47
#78 - dappyfappy (07/06/2014) [-]
#5 - So why was the German soldiers only armed with a sword.  [+] (10 new replies) 07/06/2014 on Simple Fact Comp 5 +44
#102 - norwegiandude (07/07/2014) [-]
plz change your profilepic... It's utterly fucking disgusting
User avatar #103 - cmkpower (07/07/2014) [-]
That depends, what's in it for me?
User avatar #104 - norwegiandude (07/07/2014) [-]
You'll probably get a better profilepic.
You can use the same as I am currently using if you wish to!
User avatar #105 - cmkpower (07/07/2014) [-]
But it needs to be a picture that reflects my personality and I do like to make people feel disgust.
User avatar #116 - norwegiandude (07/07/2014) [-]
#67 - winstonsexton (07/06/2014) [-]
#18 - carrotpotato (07/06/2014) [-]
God damn that profile pic. I was trying to figure out what the fuck it was and when I finally got it I wish I didn't.
User avatar #48 - cmkpower (07/06/2014) [-]
Yes, my toenail is one of a kind.
User avatar #39 - thetrobadour (07/06/2014) [-]
what is it ?
User avatar #53 - cormy (07/06/2014) [-]
Go to his profile, it's larger there.
And it's his toenail.
With something metal pushed under it.
#9 - Try sitting on an office chair and then start moving then you'…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/06/2014 on Simple Fact Comp 4 0
User avatar #24 - Visier (07/06/2014) [-]
Except the chair has a bit of friction with floor, and Earth has no friction with spape
User avatar #25 - Visier (07/06/2014) [-]
*space
User avatar #45 - cmkpower (07/06/2014) [-]
Still if you make one motion without moving back the friction would have less of a influence.
#154 - Stop making stickied content all the time. If you wanna be pop… 07/06/2014 on admin responds 0
#70 - Thanks, it only costed a toenail.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on Making a horse from glass +4
#83 - captnnorway (07/06/2014) [-]
oh god, don't remind me
#21 - Last name: power 07/06/2014 on (untitled) 0
#811 - I don't respect you enough to even try. 07/05/2014 on Make Admin Mad 0
#2 - I think he might be a relative of mine.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2014 on (untitled) 0
#7 - anonymous (07/06/2014) [-]
no thumbs til proof.

otherwise he's clearly my relative too
User avatar #21 - cmkpower (07/06/2014) [-]
Last name: power
#10 - wig. 07/05/2014 on Childhood Ruined. +5
#7 - Hey, newfag, all horses belong in ponytime!  [+] (5 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Making a horse from glass +221
User avatar #69 - jinxter (07/06/2014) [-]
Nice text bro.
User avatar #70 - cmkpower (07/06/2014) [-]
Thanks, it only costed a toenail.
#83 - captnnorway (07/06/2014) [-]
oh god, don't remind me
#32 - Maadmann (07/06/2014) [-]
cats ~ horses
kittens ~ ponies
User avatar #39 - hydraetis (07/06/2014) [-]
But ponies to horses are like mice to rats. Technically not the same thing.
#320 - Make youtube videos auto play. People on this site are too laz… 07/04/2014 on The direction of this site... 0
#10 - If you look closely you'll notice that those are dinosaurs. Th…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/04/2014 on RIP in peace quality +69
#26 - ryles (07/04/2014) [-]
#21 - kacem (07/04/2014) [-]
#221 - She'd die anyway when you tried to take her out of her natural… 07/04/2014 on The MV Blue Marlin +4
#202 - What I'm saying is that it only looks like Sputnik if you want…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2014 on amazing facts about aliens 0
User avatar #205 - kciwtsob (07/05/2014) [-]
ah ok i see what you mean now
#21 - Maybe it was methane. 07/03/2014 on amazing facts about aliens +1
#12 - But if it's not actually for a scientific purpose then what co…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on An honest confession +43
#17 - wondersquid (07/03/2014) [-]
Not a damn thing
#7 - And that is how dad single handily stopped the robot uprising. 07/03/2014 on Dad to the rescue! +4
#5 - Well it's a good movie. I'm more concerned that they all have …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on But first, lemme take a selfie -3
User avatar #17 - symmiie (07/03/2014) [-]
Refer to comment 9.
#3 - )&&&= How does that make sense?  [+] (5 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Middle aged Facebook users... +2
User avatar #11 - TheGabba (07/03/2014) [-]
That's what you get with a danish keyboard (and probably some keyboards from other countries aswell) - on an american(?) keyboard you'd get (^^^)
User avatar #9 - namdelliks (07/03/2014) [-]
You either have a fucked up keyboard or fat fingers
User avatar #22 - honkan (07/03/2014) [-]
Basically, the shift+number goes like this:
1-!
2-"
3-#
4-¤
5-%
6-&
7-/
8-(
9-)
0-=
#13 - anonymous (07/03/2014) [-]
In the north we got the letter Ä, Ö and Å so our keyboards are quite different )&&&=
User avatar #8 - flemsdfer (07/03/2014) [-]
You type (^^^) on facebook and it makes a shark
#4 - I once saw two orange lights outside my window while I was pla… 07/03/2014 on amazing facts about aliens +4
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#29 - hydromatic (04/21/2014) [-]
Du er da ikke rigtig klog mand
User avatar #22 - kikkilinu ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
My little brother says he saw the picture of the toothpick under the toe nail on Facebook, without the watermark.
User avatar #23 to #22 - cmkpower (04/16/2014) [-]
Really?
Could I have a link for that?
User avatar #24 to #23 - kikkilinu ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
I'll ask him to look for it and then link me to it. When he finds it, I'll report back to you.
User avatar #26 to #25 - kikkilinu ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
There you go.
User avatar #27 to #26 - cmkpower (04/18/2014) [-]
Thanks for the info
User avatar #28 to #27 - kikkilinu ONLINE (04/18/2014) [-]
No problem.
There will be a service charge though.

The cost will be about three fiddy
User avatar #21 - helion ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
jeg ved ikke om jeg skal stolt over at du kommer fra danmark eller ej
men det kræver fandmer mod det der
User avatar #18 - Razorstyx (04/10/2014) [-]
Why?
Seriously.
.. Why ?
User avatar #15 - garymotherfingoak (04/10/2014) [-]
We enjoy that you're posting OC, but please, Stop making us squirm with your self harm.
User avatar #16 to #15 - cmkpower (04/10/2014) [-]
Well if that's how you feel then..
How should I put this?
No.
User avatar #17 to #16 - garymotherfingoak (04/10/2014) [-]
fak u gooby
User avatar #8 - connorjay (04/10/2014) [-]
I actually have a theory that you have no feeling in your right foot or something
Maybe you can't walk etc

My other theory is this **** gets you off.
User avatar #10 to #8 - cmkpower (04/10/2014) [-]
Many people have this theory equally many are wrong.
User avatar #11 to #10 - connorjay (04/10/2014) [-]
Awesome.

Will we find out one day, or is this going to be your secret?
User avatar #12 to #11 - cmkpower (04/10/2014) [-]
You'll find out today.
#13 to #12 - connorjay (04/10/2014) [-]
Cool, I'm home all day revising for my final year exams!
Cool, I'm home all day revising for my final year exams!
User avatar #19 to #13 - cmkpower (04/10/2014) [-]
If you haven't seen it its out now.
User avatar #7 - connorjay (04/10/2014) [-]
Hey man, thanks for accepting my friend request.

I just want you to know your posts make me feel visibly ill.

Have a nice day
User avatar #9 to #7 - cmkpower (04/10/2014) [-]
I'm just trying to make a difference.
Thanks for allowing me to make this possible.
User avatar #5 - whysoseven (04/09/2014) [-]
You are a sick, twisted bastard for what you do and post on here.
......I respect you for this. You have my upvotes.
#4 - tinkotin ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
You magnificent masochistic bastard you!
#1 - allcontent (04/09/2014) [-]
Jesus ******* christ man you really did the toothpick toenail thing?

i dont know anyone who has balls like you do..
User avatar #2 to #1 - cmkpower (04/09/2014) [-]
Well what did you expect?
User avatar #3 to #2 - allcontent (04/09/2014) [-]
That nobody would ever want to, or try doing it. good god man.
User avatar #6 to #3 - trollchildxy (04/10/2014) [-]
I seriously almost puked from sympathy pain when i first saw it.
User avatar #14 to #6 - allcontent (04/10/2014) [-]
I used to make jokes about doing that, and NEVER thought anyone would do it.

like wtf. This dude knowingly went and grabbed a toothpick, intentionally put it under not one, but ******* TWO of his toes, and full heartedly kicked a wall. likewtf
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