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Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/CMKpower
Date Signed Up:4/05/2011
Last Login:7/31/2014
Location:Denmark
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#17 - Tell me again, how is it like to fuck spaghetti?  [+] (1 new reply) 17 hours ago on Snail vs Worm 0
#20 - inolikeyyou (16 hours ago) [-]
it's great
#3 - That's my secret Captain, I'm always hard.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on I See What You Did There +38
#5 - mastercolossus (07/30/2014) [-]
beat me to it.
#24 - All elements are connected and therefore that will be a lot of…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Magneto Metal bending +19
User avatar #46 - darkdragonswrath (07/28/2014) [-]
Actually only waterbenders can bend snow a better one to put in the chart is clouds
#32 - flaggerfighter (07/28/2014) [-]
I want to to see more extensive sound bending. All they've really shown is they can yell louder/further, and play wind instruments louder
User avatar #45 - sabcy (07/28/2014) [-]
sound would be incredibly dangerous, as it could literally shake you apart. I really wouldn't want to see it happen.
#35 - But the question really is: Will he still rape them? 07/28/2014 on Genius +1
#83 - Are you talking about Weiners?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2014 on God damn news +3
#85 - thesecretbear (07/28/2014) [-]
Nope, his pocket watch. Tiniest watch you will ever see. Not sure how he is able to tell the time with such a tiny watch.
#2 - But the pedal is on the wrong side.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/27/2014 on two bucks +62
User avatar #11 - artimax (07/28/2014) [-]
Ride it backwards
#10 - locke (07/28/2014) [-]
so is the only handle bar.
User avatar #3 - listerthepessimist (07/27/2014) [-]
hehe
#1262 - 105. When did they implement Saterday? 07/27/2014 on How privileged are you? 0
#24 - Universal healthcare? That explains how he can regenerate so fast. 07/19/2014 on Freedom! +1
#159 - So you're telling me that UK is no longer part of Europe? 07/19/2014 on Some Random Interesting... 0
#14 - Interesting. 07/19/2014 on Trying Flan For The First Time 0

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#30 - anonymous (07/13/2014) [-]
Thought this would intrest you
#31 to #30 - anonymous (07/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #36 to #35 - cmkpower (07/13/2014) [-]
Interesting. Do you know what happened next?
User avatar #37 to #36 - Missdomayuset (07/13/2014) [-]
Got 404'd here when I tried to refresh. I was trying to see if 9gag talked about the raid nearly as much as FJ- but it was mostly just fat jokes here and there.

This was the only thing of interest but I got in the party pretty late. A lot of the comments were just arguing over Legend of Korra?
User avatar #38 to #37 - Missdomayuset (07/13/2014) [-]
*four-chaan

Filters Buah.
User avatar #39 to #38 - cmkpower (07/13/2014) [-]
Legend of Korra? Why?
User avatar #40 to #39 - Missdomayuset (07/14/2014) [-]
OP used a screencap from the show for a few of the posts I think?
User avatar #41 to #40 - cmkpower (07/14/2014) [-]
Yes that's true.
#29 - hydromatic (04/21/2014) [-]
Du er da ikke rigtig klog mand
User avatar #22 - kikkilinu (04/16/2014) [-]
My little brother says he saw the picture of the toothpick under the toe nail on Facebook, without the watermark.
User avatar #23 to #22 - cmkpower (04/16/2014) [-]
Really?
Could I have a link for that?
User avatar #24 to #23 - kikkilinu (04/16/2014) [-]
I'll ask him to look for it and then link me to it. When he finds it, I'll report back to you.
User avatar #26 to #25 - kikkilinu (04/17/2014) [-]
There you go.
User avatar #27 to #26 - cmkpower (04/18/2014) [-]
Thanks for the info
User avatar #28 to #27 - kikkilinu (04/18/2014) [-]
No problem.
There will be a service charge though.

The cost will be about three fiddy
User avatar #21 - helion (04/12/2014) [-]
jeg ved ikke om jeg skal stolt over at du kommer fra danmark eller ej
men det kræver fandmer mod det der
User avatar #18 - Razorstyx (04/10/2014) [-]
Why?
Seriously.
.. Why ?
User avatar #15 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
We enjoy that you're posting OC, but please, Stop making us squirm with your self harm.
User avatar #16 to #15 - cmkpower (04/10/2014) [-]
Well if that's how you feel then..
How should I put this?
No.
User avatar #17 to #16 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
fak u gooby
User avatar #8 - connorjay (04/10/2014) [-]
I actually have a theory that you have no feeling in your right foot or something
Maybe you can't walk etc

My other theory is this shit gets you off.
User avatar #10 to #8 - cmkpower (04/10/2014) [-]
Many people have this theory equally many are wrong.
User avatar #11 to #10 - connorjay (04/10/2014) [-]
Awesome.

Will we find out one day, or is this going to be your secret?
User avatar #12 to #11 - cmkpower (04/10/2014) [-]
You'll find out today.
#13 to #12 - connorjay (04/10/2014) [-]
Cool, I'm home all day revising for my final year exams!
Cool, I'm home all day revising for my final year exams!
User avatar #19 to #13 - cmkpower (04/10/2014) [-]
If you haven't seen it its out now.
User avatar #7 - connorjay (04/10/2014) [-]
Hey man, thanks for accepting my friend request.

I just want you to know your posts make me feel visibly ill.

Have a nice day
User avatar #9 to #7 - cmkpower (04/10/2014) [-]
I'm just trying to make a difference.
Thanks for allowing me to make this possible.
User avatar #5 - whysoseven (04/09/2014) [-]
You are a sick, twisted bastard for what you do and post on here.
......I respect you for this. You have my upvotes.
#4 - tinkotin ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
You magnificent masochistic bastard you!
#1 - allcontent (04/09/2014) [-]
Jesus fucking christ man you really did the toothpick toenail thing?

i dont know anyone who has balls like you do..
User avatar #2 to #1 - cmkpower (04/09/2014) [-]
Well what did you expect?
User avatar #3 to #2 - allcontent (04/09/2014) [-]
That nobody would ever want to, or try doing it. good god man.
User avatar #6 to #3 - trollchildxy (04/10/2014) [-]
I seriously almost puked from sympathy pain when i first saw it.
User avatar #14 to #6 - allcontent (04/10/2014) [-]
I used to make jokes about doing that, and NEVER thought anyone would do it.

like wtf. This dude knowingly went and grabbed a toothpick, intentionally put it under not one, but fucking TWO of his toes, and full heartedly kicked a wall. likewtf
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