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cmkpower

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/CMKpower
Date Signed Up:4/05/2011
Last Login:1/13/2016
Location:Denmark
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#13 - It looks like a very outdated cellphone that probably can't co…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2016 on A Story of My Mom and I +17
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#28 - indonesia (01/11/2016) [-]
outdated? nigga that was made back in 1000 BC
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#18 - deism (01/11/2016) [-]
ty
#2 - I heard it's going to be a live action tv show on one of your … 01/10/2016 on alien vs predator +3
#7 - Well, in the unedited she's naked. Isn't this a family site? 01/09/2016 on Shit I Found On The... +17
#14 - In the movie the robots generally wear armor to and masks to p… 01/07/2016 on Automata +12
#11 - The way you're rolling I'd say you love them a little too much. 01/06/2016 on Man and his dog +29
#162 - I'm not sure if the joke is that the car drove it's tiers to s…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/26/2015 on Superhighway +87
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#263 - deutschblut (12/27/2015) [-]
I thought it was a joke that the car was driving from Russia...
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#239 - sharkxplain (12/27/2015) [-]
It wouldn't make it through detroit with tires, let's be honest
#13 - That is probably the worst superhero origin story ever. …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/23/2015 on Ouch +1
#14 - skelebones (12/23/2015) [-]
tell me about it
yeesh

Dry cracked foot skin
#17 - teFlyingNinja (12/23/2015) [-]
crazy how nature make dat
#15 - anon (12/23/2015) [-]
it... it clinks when it hits the bowl...
what the fuck man?
#11 - You know it. Like the rest of you, I can never leave.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/22/2015 on Ouch 0
#12 - skelebones (12/23/2015) [-]
have you seen MrFeetStuff on youtube?
guy was struck by lightning as a kid and it exited thro his feet and damaged his skin forever now he has scales he has to maintain or his feet will look like killer crocs skin from batman
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#13 - cmkpower (12/23/2015) [-]
That is probably the worst superhero origin story ever. I mean his parents didn't even die.
#14 - skelebones (12/23/2015) [-]
tell me about it
yeesh

Dry cracked foot skin
#17 - teFlyingNinja (12/23/2015) [-]
crazy how nature make dat
#15 - anon (12/23/2015) [-]
it... it clinks when it hits the bowl...
what the fuck man?
#17 - Woo 12/19/2015 on Scrap & Topheavy #2 +1
#13 - If you don't mention me I'll be disappoint.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2015 on Scrap & Topheavy #2 +1
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#16 - gameshredder (12/19/2015) [-]
I would never betray you
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#17 - cmkpower (12/19/2015) [-]
Woo
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User avatar #46 - adplum (11/05/2015) [-]
wtf is your profile pic
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User avatar #47 to #46 - cmkpower (11/05/2015) [-]
My toenail animated into a sphere.
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User avatar #48 to #47 - adplum (11/06/2015) [-]
why?
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User avatar #49 to #48 - cmkpower (11/06/2015) [-]
Someone made a bunch of those some time ago so I requested it.
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#43 - mrantony (09/21/2015) [-]
**mrantony used "*roll picture*"**
**mrantony rolled image**Your profile pic ruined my night
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User avatar #44 to #43 - cmkpower (09/21/2015) [-]
I'm happy to helpm
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User avatar #45 to #44 - cmkpower (09/21/2015) [-]
.*
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#30 - anon (07/13/2014) [-]
Thought this would intrest you
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User avatar #36 to #35 - cmkpower (07/13/2014) [-]
Interesting. Do you know what happened next?
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User avatar #37 to #36 - Missdomayuset (07/13/2014) [-]
Got 404'd here when I tried to refresh. I was trying to see if 9gag talked about the raid nearly as much as FJ- but it was mostly just fat jokes here and there.

This was the only thing of interest but I got in the party pretty late. A lot of the comments were just arguing over Legend of Korra?
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User avatar #38 to #37 - Missdomayuset (07/13/2014) [-]
*four-chaan

Filters Buah.
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User avatar #39 to #38 - cmkpower (07/13/2014) [-]
Legend of Korra? Why?
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User avatar #40 to #39 - Missdomayuset (07/14/2014) [-]
OP used a screencap from the show for a few of the posts I think?
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User avatar #41 to #40 - cmkpower (07/14/2014) [-]
Yes that's true.
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#29 - hydromatic (04/21/2014) [-]
Du er da ikke rigtig klog mand
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User avatar #22 - kikkilinu (04/16/2014) [-]
My little brother says he saw the picture of the toothpick under the toe nail on Facebook, without the watermark.
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User avatar #23 to #22 - cmkpower (04/16/2014) [-]
Really?
Could I have a link for that?
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User avatar #24 to #23 - kikkilinu (04/16/2014) [-]
I'll ask him to look for it and then link me to it. When he finds it, I'll report back to you.
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User avatar #26 to #25 - kikkilinu (04/17/2014) [-]
There you go.
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User avatar #27 to #26 - cmkpower (04/18/2014) [-]
Thanks for the info
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User avatar #28 to #27 - kikkilinu (04/18/2014) [-]
No problem.
There will be a service charge though.

The cost will be about three fiddy
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User avatar #21 - helion ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
jeg ved ikke om jeg skal stolt over at du kommer fra danmark eller ej
men det kræver fandmer mod det der
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User avatar #18 - Razorstyx (04/10/2014) [-]
Why?
Seriously.
.. Why ?
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User avatar #15 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
We enjoy that you're posting OC, but please, Stop making us squirm with your self harm.
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User avatar #16 to #15 - cmkpower (04/10/2014) [-]
Well if that's how you feel then..
How should I put this?
No.
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User avatar #17 to #16 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
fak u gooby
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User avatar #8 - connorjay (04/10/2014) [-]
I actually have a theory that you have no feeling in your right foot or something
Maybe you can't walk etc

My other theory is this **** gets you off.
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User avatar #10 to #8 - cmkpower (04/10/2014) [-]
Many people have this theory equally many are wrong.
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User avatar #11 to #10 - connorjay (04/10/2014) [-]
Awesome.

Will we find out one day, or is this going to be your secret?
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User avatar #12 to #11 - cmkpower (04/10/2014) [-]
You'll find out today.
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#13 to #12 - connorjay (04/10/2014) [-]
Cool, I'm home all day revising for my final year exams!
Cool, I'm home all day revising for my final year exams!
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User avatar #19 to #13 - cmkpower (04/10/2014) [-]
If you haven't seen it its out now.
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User avatar #7 - connorjay (04/10/2014) [-]
Hey man, thanks for accepting my friend request.

I just want you to know your posts make me feel visibly ill.

Have a nice day
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User avatar #9 to #7 - cmkpower (04/10/2014) [-]
I'm just trying to make a difference.
Thanks for allowing me to make this possible.
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User avatar #5 - whysoseven (04/09/2014) [-]
You are a sick, twisted bastard for what you do and post on here.
......I respect you for this. You have my upvotes.
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#4 - tinkotin (04/09/2014) [-]
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You magnificent masochistic bastard you!
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#1 - allcontent (04/09/2014) [-]
Jesus ******* christ man you really did the toothpick toenail thing?

i dont know anyone who has balls like you do..
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User avatar #2 to #1 - cmkpower (04/09/2014) [-]
Well what did you expect?
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User avatar #3 to #2 - allcontent (04/09/2014) [-]
That nobody would ever want to, or try doing it. good god man.
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User avatar #6 to #3 - trollchildxy (04/10/2014) [-]
I seriously almost puked from sympathy pain when i first saw it.
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User avatar #14 to #6 - allcontent (04/10/2014) [-]
I used to make jokes about doing that, and NEVER thought anyone would do it.

like wtf. This dude knowingly went and grabbed a toothpick, intentionally put it under not one, but ******* TWO of his toes, and full heartedly kicked a wall. likewtf
 
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