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Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/CMKpower
Date Signed Up:4/05/2011
Last Login:7/07/2014
Location:Denmark
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#13 - I once did this with some friends while we were in Germany bec… 07/07/2014 on How English People Bathe 0
#3 - Yes, trying. 07/07/2014 on (untitled) +3
#1 - I predict that the comments will be filled with people trying …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/07/2014 on (untitled) +3
User avatar #7 - mcstorms (07/07/2014) [-]
**mcstorms rolled user defensive ** 2 ez
#5 - minorian (07/07/2014) [-]
**minorian rolled image**
User avatar #6 - minorian (07/07/2014) [-]
**minorian rolls 83**
#4 - chickenofthesea (07/07/2014) [-]
**chickenofthesea rolled user plataeiou ** joshlol sweepstakes
#2 - katzenstreu (07/07/2014) [-]
**katzenstreu rolled user yeorgh **
Trying?
#3 - cmkpower (07/07/2014) [-]
Yes, trying.
#135 - I told you that days ago. 07/07/2014 on on this page we on tumblr +1
#3 - So what was his face? 07/07/2014 on Greentext +8
#293 - Fedoras for the endangered white racism. 07/07/2014 on What stupid shit do you... 0
#32 - This might answer some of your questions. 07/07/2014 on 9000 / 0 0
#4 - Cool, now we just need to find a way to translate chimp into o…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2014 on This week in science! 0
User avatar #7 - vladhellsing (07/07/2014) [-]
Ever listen to hip hop?
User avatar #6 - danster (07/07/2014) [-]
Google translate, st00p1d
#40 - "grabs some balls to try and ease the stress" … 07/07/2014 on Tasered +8
#105 - But it needs to be a picture that reflects my personality and …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on Simple Fact Comp 5 0
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#29 - hydromatic (04/21/2014) [-]
Du er da ikke rigtig klog mand
User avatar #22 - kikkilinu (04/16/2014) [-]
My little brother says he saw the picture of the toothpick under the toe nail on Facebook, without the watermark.
User avatar #23 to #22 - cmkpower (04/16/2014) [-]
Really?
Could I have a link for that?
User avatar #24 to #23 - kikkilinu (04/16/2014) [-]
I'll ask him to look for it and then link me to it. When he finds it, I'll report back to you.
User avatar #26 to #25 - kikkilinu (04/17/2014) [-]
There you go.
User avatar #27 to #26 - cmkpower (04/18/2014) [-]
Thanks for the info
User avatar #28 to #27 - kikkilinu (04/18/2014) [-]
No problem.
There will be a service charge though.

The cost will be about three fiddy
User avatar #21 - helion (04/12/2014) [-]
jeg ved ikke om jeg skal stolt over at du kommer fra danmark eller ej
men det kræver fandmer mod det der
User avatar #18 - Razorstyx (04/10/2014) [-]
Why?
Seriously.
.. Why ?
User avatar #15 - garymotherfingoak (04/10/2014) [-]
We enjoy that you're posting OC, but please, Stop making us squirm with your self harm.
User avatar #16 to #15 - cmkpower (04/10/2014) [-]
Well if that's how you feel then..
How should I put this?
No.
User avatar #17 to #16 - garymotherfingoak (04/10/2014) [-]
fak u gooby
User avatar #8 - connorjay (04/10/2014) [-]
I actually have a theory that you have no feeling in your right foot or something
Maybe you can't walk etc

My other theory is this **** gets you off.
User avatar #10 to #8 - cmkpower (04/10/2014) [-]
Many people have this theory equally many are wrong.
User avatar #11 to #10 - connorjay (04/10/2014) [-]
Awesome.

Will we find out one day, or is this going to be your secret?
User avatar #12 to #11 - cmkpower (04/10/2014) [-]
You'll find out today.
#13 to #12 - connorjay (04/10/2014) [-]
Cool, I'm home all day revising for my final year exams!
Cool, I'm home all day revising for my final year exams!
User avatar #19 to #13 - cmkpower (04/10/2014) [-]
If you haven't seen it its out now.
User avatar #7 - connorjay (04/10/2014) [-]
Hey man, thanks for accepting my friend request.

I just want you to know your posts make me feel visibly ill.

Have a nice day
User avatar #9 to #7 - cmkpower (04/10/2014) [-]
I'm just trying to make a difference.
Thanks for allowing me to make this possible.
User avatar #5 - whysoseven (04/09/2014) [-]
You are a sick, twisted bastard for what you do and post on here.
......I respect you for this. You have my upvotes.
#4 - tinkotin (04/09/2014) [-]
You magnificent masochistic bastard you!
#1 - allcontent (04/09/2014) [-]
Jesus ******* christ man you really did the toothpick toenail thing?

i dont know anyone who has balls like you do..
User avatar #2 to #1 - cmkpower (04/09/2014) [-]
Well what did you expect?
User avatar #3 to #2 - allcontent (04/09/2014) [-]
That nobody would ever want to, or try doing it. good god man.
User avatar #6 to #3 - trollchildxy (04/10/2014) [-]
I seriously almost puked from sympathy pain when i first saw it.
User avatar #14 to #6 - allcontent (04/10/2014) [-]
I used to make jokes about doing that, and NEVER thought anyone would do it.

like wtf. This dude knowingly went and grabbed a toothpick, intentionally put it under not one, but ******* TWO of his toes, and full heartedly kicked a wall. likewtf
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