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Gender: male
Age: 24
Consoles Owned: Xbox,PC
Video Games Played: LOL,Minecraft,Skyrim,Happywheels,COD,Bioshock
Date Signed Up:5/26/2013
Last Login:12/29/2014
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Content Ranking:#9062
Comment Ranking:#23916
Highest Content Rank:#9049
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#6 - Comment deleted  [+] (10 new replies) 10/09/2013 on The WORST Thing About This... -2
User avatar #9 - huffe (10/09/2013) [-]
flagged for underage
#25 - kilroydotexe has deleted their comment.
User avatar #63 - huffe (10/10/2013) [-]
yea, but in his comment he said he was 15
#11 - vorarephilia (10/09/2013) [-]
MFW your referring to the poster and not what he posted.
User avatar #12 - huffe (10/09/2013) [-]
he said he was fifteen and was bragging about some shit that made him look so "mature for his age"
User avatar #13 - vorarephilia (10/09/2013) [-]
I figured you can see part of the comment on his profile
But "flagged for underage" is an... interesting way to word it.
User avatar #14 - huffe (10/09/2013) [-]
it scared him enough to delete all his comments in this thread, and that's enough for me
#10 - cmcdftw has deleted their comment.
User avatar #7 - fargtwo (10/09/2013) [-]
If you value your thumbs, delete this post. Soon they will be upon you, and you will hear the roar of how much they do not care long into the night.
#8 - cmcdftw has deleted their comment.
#149 - ewwwwwww 10/09/2013 on read desc. 0
#148 - Oh 10/09/2013 on read desc. 0
#147 - Picture 10/09/2013 on read desc. +1
#144 - I feel like a noob for asking this but can someone tell me wha…  [+] (9 new replies) 10/09/2013 on read desc. 0
User avatar #181 - xdeathspawnx (10/09/2013) [-]
most of this stuff is just classified information that the government doesn't want you to know about or trying. (WWII experiments, Tesla plans)

The rest is either nicknames for illegal porn (cp, hardcandy, etc.) or buying and selling of illegal things. (black market, human trafficking)
#180 - anonymous (10/09/2013) [-]
CP - Child pornography
Snuff porn - i think involves killing someone and having sex with them before/after they're dead
There's a few others but idk if they mention it
#150 - thedukeofcrepes (10/09/2013) [-]
Cheese Pizza
User avatar #146 - doctorhorrible (10/09/2013) [-]
CP = Child Porn
#168 - spanican has deleted their comment.
User avatar #149 - cmcdftw (10/09/2013) [-]
ewwwwwww
User avatar #148 - cmcdftw (10/09/2013) [-]
Oh
User avatar #145 - pinkamenavirus (10/09/2013) [-]
Cherry Pie.
#147 - cmcdftw (10/09/2013) [-]
#353 - Thats dedication to the game lol 10/07/2013 on Your Last Words +1
#32 - I offended his manhood 10/07/2013 on So apparently this is possible 0
#20 - Ur kdr is trash  [+] (14 new replies) 10/07/2013 on So apparently this is possible -2
User avatar #23 - tehbomb (10/07/2013) [-]
Holy fuck everyone cares about these numbers right? I mean they have so much impact on daily life. Those numbers should be president.
Fuck you, go die horribly.
User avatar #24 - theguywhoaskswhy (10/07/2013) [-]
Might be useful. It may help me choose my partners in the zombie apocalypse.
User avatar #25 - tehbomb (10/07/2013) [-]
I don't see myself saying, "Your K/D in Cowa Doody is above 1! I think I'll take you on my journey to survive instead of [insert useful person here]."
User avatar #27 - theguywhoaskswhy (10/07/2013) [-]
Which is exactly why I shall be using your half chewed corpse for fire wood when the end is upon us.
User avatar #39 - corso (10/07/2013) [-]
I fail to see how someone that plays Call of Duty so much that they have an insane k/d ratio would be better than someone with actual combat experience, or medical knowledge, or really is just not someone that plays Call of Duty all the time.
User avatar #50 - theguywhoaskswhy (10/07/2013) [-]
But your right on the medic front, I would much prefer a doctor or a field medic.
User avatar #49 - theguywhoaskswhy (10/07/2013) [-]
Video games can improve both cognitive and brain function as well as the speed of decision making, in a variety of situations.
Also, there is a theory that while exorcising if you visualize what you want your body to do, not only can the body learn this action (through muscle memory), but it can cause slight increases in both muscle strength and reaction speed to make said movement possible.
Apply this theory to Gamers and suddenly you have a size-able army of men and women with the capacity to be warriors through a little muscle training.
Sorry for the late reply, I fell asleep.
User avatar #53 - corso (10/07/2013) [-]
That doesn't account much for the fact that they are generally out of shape, and CERTAINLY not used to battle situations. They couldn't make it in a boot camp, let alone an actual situation like this.
User avatar #28 - tehbomb (10/07/2013) [-]
D:
User avatar #32 - cmcdftw (10/07/2013) [-]
I offended his manhood
User avatar #21 - callan (10/07/2013) [-]
the harsh fact of K/D is that for every good ratio there must be an equally bad one.
User avatar #29 - theguywhoaskswhy (10/07/2013) [-]
So there's someone out there with -2.06 accuracy?
User avatar #30 - callan (10/07/2013) [-]
Sad, isn't it?
#31 - theguywhoaskswhy (10/07/2013) [-]
It's beautiful.
#6 - But yeah that's easy to explain if you use the explosive tip a…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/06/2013 on So apparently this is possible +26
User avatar #10 - nevrit (10/06/2013) [-]
Yea but go back and read, it says 263 kills, that is a lot of double kills to maintain that kind of accuracy.
#12 - anonymous (10/07/2013) [-]
Not really "a lot". It could be that he is careful at making every shot a kill and happens to get enough double kills to raise it only 2%.
User avatar #18 - flamyras (10/07/2013) [-]
By my count, assuming normally 100% accuracy, he'd need about 6 double kills.
#19 - traceirving (10/07/2013) [-]
And even then, by extension, he could even miss a few times if he had a good 30 double kills or so.
#26 - African Americans* Damn auto correct 10/05/2013 on immorality 0
#25 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 10/05/2013 on immorality 0
User avatar #26 - cmcdftw (10/05/2013) [-]
African Americans* Damn auto correct
#28 - Kinda like this 10/05/2013 on Poor guy. 0
#17 - shes hella hot too, poor guy  [+] (14 new replies) 10/05/2013 on Poor guy. 0
User avatar #23 - tkfourtwoone (10/05/2013) [-]
If even that is "hella hot", I really don't want to see the narwhals that you call "women" in your area
User avatar #73 - schneidend (10/05/2013) [-]
He's right, doe. Bitch is pretty.
User avatar #78 - tkfourtwoone (10/05/2013) [-]
If that is pretty, then Ron Weaslye's mother is a regular MILF and a sex-symbol.

Get outta here.
User avatar #82 - schneidend (10/05/2013) [-]
Man, I remember when trolls had to come up with actual arguments, and not just say the most obnoxious shit they could imagine. Those were good times.
#62 - ihateallofyoualot (10/05/2013) [-]
I'm so alpha and women are so ugly.... keep watching porn and pretending that they're real women.
User avatar #63 - tkfourtwoone (10/05/2013) [-]
You must be way beyond beta to consider that woman "good looking"...
User avatar #65 - ihateallofyoualot (10/05/2013) [-]
I find her attractive, but the fact that she doesn't put out overrides any physical attraction that I have her. You're trying to argue that she's ugly? You're silly and are unrealistic.
User avatar #67 - tkfourtwoone (10/05/2013) [-]
I'm silly and unrealistic while you're the one making assumptions that everyone who doesn't fap to what you do is an arrogant beta neckbeard faggot.

Please, tell me more about yourself... idiot.
#69 - ihateallofyoualot (10/05/2013) [-]
Sounds like someone is upset because they were backed into an argument in which they aren't going to win.

MFW
#72 - tkfourtwoone (10/05/2013) [-]
By god, you're autistic...

So, once again, actually having standards and not praying for every/any cunt to give me a second glance makes me, in your own limited and retarded perspective, a perpetually friendzoned moron.

First of all, talking about projecting your own issues unto others.
2nd of all... DAT LOGIC!!!

#75 - ihateallofyoualot (10/05/2013) [-]
MFW You being so mad

>Standards
If by some magical chance that an attractive woman gave you the time of day you wouldn't deserve even a conversation with her.

>using autism as an insult
TOP LEL please tell me more

If you ever wanted to know why you're alone this is why.
User avatar #80 - tkfourtwoone (10/05/2013) [-]
Right.

I'm so alone I'm about to go out with my woman for some pints.

GG, dude.
#83 - ihateallofyoualot (10/05/2013) [-]
>GG

I remember when I was 12.

You go and get drinks with your hand? I can't believe there isn't a fairy tale about you, you're so alpha.
User avatar #28 - cmcdftw (10/05/2013) [-]
Narwhals Kinda like this
#24 - And the last guy is using an ax to hammer a nail?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/03/2013 on are these real? +1
#27 - froggerhasxbox (10/03/2013) [-]
because you can never be too sure
#23 - Beat me to it 10/03/2013 on are these real? 0
#4 - Bring me the horizon  [+] (4 new replies) 10/02/2013 on oh tumblr +1
User avatar #11 - Jwako (10/02/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #16 - RAWRgeorgiaa (10/02/2013) [-]
well, yeah.
User avatar #18 - Jwako (10/02/2013) [-]
oh
#6 - Mystt has deleted their comment.
#31 - I want this more than anything now that you mention it... 10/01/2013 on Adventure! 0
#10 - Good XD 10/01/2013 on Its time 0
#7 - Am I the only one who finds ugg boots sexy?  [+] (4 new replies) 10/01/2013 on Its time +24
User avatar #30 - foop (10/01/2013) [-]
holy shit I thought I was alone. I tried some on, and by god it feels like a million tiny sheep hugging your legs
User avatar #17 - whatthafuck (10/01/2013) [-]
they aight.
#8 - moqa (10/01/2013) [-]
you're not alone good sir
User avatar #10 - cmcdftw (10/01/2013) [-]
Good XD
#38 - The coke from 1899 looks like a health potion 09/30/2013 on Rare Pictures 0
#22 - Comment deleted 09/29/2013 on Satan 0
#21 - Comment deleted 09/29/2013 on Satan 0
#14 - That armored bear always reminded me of volibear  [+] (4 new replies) 09/29/2013 on Thought I would share +3
User avatar #28 - RamzaBeoulve (09/29/2013) [-]
I always assumed that he was where they got the idea.
#23 - edden (09/29/2013) [-]
#27 - makotoitou (09/29/2013) [-]
I laugh every time I see that.
User avatar #15 - honkan (09/29/2013) [-]
I think they were a part of the inspiration for him.
#17 - Too bad in a vacuum things like this dont occur naturally...  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2013 on SACREBLEU! +1
#32 - lolfire (09/29/2013) [-]
It's true.
#7 - Bitch pls "Flautist* 09/28/2013 on Flute Players +3
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User avatar #1 - hieronymous (11/29/2013) [-]
oh yeah
why did you add me that one day
we never talk
User avatar #2 to #1 - cmcdftw ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
idk lol
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