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Date Signed Up:5/26/2013
Last Login:12/18/2014
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#10 - Actually called "Mal de Ojo" in Mexico you unculture…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/22/2013 on (untitled) -4
User avatar #11 - swordmasterredman (12/22/2013) [-]
well actually I made up the story you jackass
User avatar #12 - cmcdftw (12/22/2013) [-]
Dont make up stories about other people's culture
User avatar #13 - swordmasterredman (12/22/2013) [-]
why? isn't that what mythology is? made up stories? why can't I make new ones?
User avatar #14 - cmcdftw (12/22/2013) [-]
Made to explain things like why the sea is salty, not like this
User avatar #15 - swordmasterredman (12/22/2013) [-]
ahh fine, no need to get your panties in a bunch
#99 - Could say the same XD 12/19/2013 on Nutted 0
#44 - Idk about that one man  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2013 on Nutted 0
#91 - Penn (12/19/2013) [-]
Apparently you've never been blown...
User avatar #99 - cmcdftw (12/19/2013) [-]
Could say the same XD
#39 - It doesn't hurt? I think you should get that checked out by a doctor  [+] (5 new replies) 12/19/2013 on Nutted 0
User avatar #73 - jacksipian (12/19/2013) [-]
its not that it hurts, its that it is REALLY sensitive after you ejaculate
User avatar #43 - coolcalx (12/19/2013) [-]
maybe not pain, but it's definitely uncomfortable.

"too intense" is probably the best way to describe it.
User avatar #44 - cmcdftw (12/19/2013) [-]
Idk about that one man
#91 - Penn (12/19/2013) [-]
Apparently you've never been blown...
User avatar #99 - cmcdftw (12/19/2013) [-]
Could say the same XD
#22 - What about BDSM  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2013 on Great Advice +1
User avatar #34 - Einsty (12/19/2013) [-]
As long as it's consensual, it is entirely ok.
#11 - that is every guy's fetish  [+] (9 new replies) 12/19/2013 on Nutted 0
#51 - sheldonthorpe (12/19/2013) [-]
I think i speak for most guys when i say
#38 - iliveinrackcity (12/19/2013) [-]
the agonizing pain after you bust a nut?I don't think so
#46 - awesomechardey (12/19/2013) [-]
agreed
User avatar #39 - cmcdftw (12/19/2013) [-]
It doesn't hurt? I think you should get that checked out by a doctor
User avatar #73 - jacksipian (12/19/2013) [-]
its not that it hurts, its that it is REALLY sensitive after you ejaculate
User avatar #43 - coolcalx (12/19/2013) [-]
maybe not pain, but it's definitely uncomfortable.

"too intense" is probably the best way to describe it.
User avatar #44 - cmcdftw (12/19/2013) [-]
Idk about that one man
#91 - Penn (12/19/2013) [-]
Apparently you've never been blown...
User avatar #99 - cmcdftw (12/19/2013) [-]
Could say the same XD
#27 - hey jon tron! 12/11/2013 on I see what you did there.. 0
#25 - we get it, you have alot of pics/gifs you can stop now  [+] (2 new replies) 12/11/2013 on I see what you did there.. 0
#26 - chupavisor (12/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #27 - cmcdftw (12/11/2013) [-]
hey jon tron!
#23 - no....no...... Im afraid not  [+] (4 new replies) 12/11/2013 on I see what you did there.. -1
#24 - chupavisor (12/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #25 - cmcdftw (12/11/2013) [-]
we get it, you have alot of pics/gifs you can stop now
#26 - chupavisor (12/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #27 - cmcdftw (12/11/2013) [-]
hey jon tron!
#21 - Or you could calm the **** down jesus  [+] (6 new replies) 12/11/2013 on I see what you did there.. -1
#22 - chupavisor (12/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #23 - cmcdftw (12/11/2013) [-]
no....no...... Im afraid not
#24 - chupavisor (12/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #25 - cmcdftw (12/11/2013) [-]
we get it, you have alot of pics/gifs you can stop now
#26 - chupavisor (12/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #27 - cmcdftw (12/11/2013) [-]
hey jon tron!
#19 - I meant the main joke you dense mother *…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/11/2013 on I see what you did there.. -1
#20 - chupavisor (12/11/2013) [-]
Then reply to the right fucking comment, you said "yeah I dont get it" to comment #2 where I said "That would generate enough power power to watch the movie!"
User avatar #21 - cmcdftw (12/11/2013) [-]
Or you could calm the fuck down jesus
#22 - chupavisor (12/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #23 - cmcdftw (12/11/2013) [-]
no....no...... Im afraid not
#24 - chupavisor (12/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #25 - cmcdftw (12/11/2013) [-]
we get it, you have alot of pics/gifs you can stop now
#26 - chupavisor (12/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #27 - cmcdftw (12/11/2013) [-]
hey jon tron!
#17 - No its because in the movie his face is always covered by stuf…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/10/2013 on I see what you did there.. -1
#18 - chupavisor (12/11/2013) [-]
You said you don't get my joke about generating power. I explained it.
What the fuck are you talking about?
User avatar #19 - cmcdftw (12/11/2013) [-]
I meant the main joke

you dense mother fucker
#20 - chupavisor (12/11/2013) [-]
Then reply to the right fucking comment, you said "yeah I dont get it" to comment #2 where I said "That would generate enough power power to watch the movie!"
User avatar #21 - cmcdftw (12/11/2013) [-]
Or you could calm the fuck down jesus
#22 - chupavisor (12/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #23 - cmcdftw (12/11/2013) [-]
no....no...... Im afraid not
#24 - chupavisor (12/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #25 - cmcdftw (12/11/2013) [-]
we get it, you have alot of pics/gifs you can stop now
#26 - chupavisor (12/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #27 - cmcdftw (12/11/2013) [-]
hey jon tron!
#13 - ohhh Im not a very attentive person... 12/10/2013 on I see what you did there.. -1
#12 - I did and I still dont get it  [+] (12 new replies) 12/10/2013 on I see what you did there.. -1
#16 - chupavisor (12/10/2013) [-]
Screams generate power, that much is understood. But by the end of Monsters Inc. you learn that laughter provides much more power than screams
User avatar #17 - cmcdftw (12/10/2013) [-]
No its because in the movie his face is always covered by stuff when there are pictures of him
#18 - chupavisor (12/11/2013) [-]
You said you don't get my joke about generating power. I explained it.
What the fuck are you talking about?
User avatar #19 - cmcdftw (12/11/2013) [-]
I meant the main joke

you dense mother fucker
#20 - chupavisor (12/11/2013) [-]
Then reply to the right fucking comment, you said "yeah I dont get it" to comment #2 where I said "That would generate enough power power to watch the movie!"
User avatar #21 - cmcdftw (12/11/2013) [-]
Or you could calm the fuck down jesus
#22 - chupavisor (12/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #23 - cmcdftw (12/11/2013) [-]
no....no...... Im afraid not
#24 - chupavisor (12/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #25 - cmcdftw (12/11/2013) [-]
we get it, you have alot of pics/gifs you can stop now
#26 - chupavisor (12/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #27 - cmcdftw (12/11/2013) [-]
hey jon tron!
#24 - No the nose is one of the parts that makes it hard to tell, if… 12/10/2013 on trippy 0
#17 - Just look at his eyebrows, it's pretty obvious...  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2013 on trippy 0
User avatar #22 - morgaroth (12/10/2013) [-]
also, the nose.
User avatar #24 - cmcdftw (12/10/2013) [-]
No the nose is one of the parts that makes it hard to tell, if he were facing forward his eyebrow placement would be ridiculous.
#16 - yeah why did you think I didnt know that it was there I did I …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2013 on I don't know if you're... 0
User avatar #18 - emppilaf (12/09/2013) [-]
Mis-communication son!
#14 - I did.... This isnt mine lol  [+] (3 new replies) 12/09/2013 on I don't know if you're... 0
User avatar #15 - emppilaf (12/09/2013) [-]
whats isn't yours?
The content...
The content is mine..
User avatar #16 - cmcdftw (12/09/2013) [-]
yeah why did you think I didnt know that it was there I did I was pointing it out that it was
User avatar #18 - emppilaf (12/09/2013) [-]
Mis-communication son!
#12 - uhh yeah?  [+] (5 new replies) 12/09/2013 on I don't know if you're... 0
User avatar #13 - emppilaf (12/09/2013) [-]
You never once realized that was there?
User avatar #14 - cmcdftw (12/09/2013) [-]
I did.... This isnt mine lol
User avatar #15 - emppilaf (12/09/2013) [-]
whats isn't yours?
The content...
The content is mine..
User avatar #16 - cmcdftw (12/09/2013) [-]
yeah why did you think I didnt know that it was there I did I was pointing it out that it was
User avatar #18 - emppilaf (12/09/2013) [-]
Mis-communication son!
#10 - Yes why?  [+] (7 new replies) 12/09/2013 on I don't know if you're... 0
User avatar #11 - emppilaf (12/09/2013) [-]
You pump your own gas then I assume?
User avatar #12 - cmcdftw (12/09/2013) [-]
uhh yeah?
User avatar #13 - emppilaf (12/09/2013) [-]
You never once realized that was there?
User avatar #14 - cmcdftw (12/09/2013) [-]
I did.... This isnt mine lol
User avatar #15 - emppilaf (12/09/2013) [-]
whats isn't yours?
The content...
The content is mine..
User avatar #16 - cmcdftw (12/09/2013) [-]
yeah why did you think I didnt know that it was there I did I was pointing it out that it was
User avatar #18 - emppilaf (12/09/2013) [-]
Mis-communication son!
#8 - yeah bro litterally just google gas pump. The little silver th…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/09/2013 on I don't know if you're... 0
User avatar #9 - emppilaf (12/09/2013) [-]
Do you drive at all?
User avatar #10 - cmcdftw (12/09/2013) [-]
Yes why?
User avatar #11 - emppilaf (12/09/2013) [-]
You pump your own gas then I assume?
User avatar #12 - cmcdftw (12/09/2013) [-]
uhh yeah?
User avatar #13 - emppilaf (12/09/2013) [-]
You never once realized that was there?
User avatar #14 - cmcdftw (12/09/2013) [-]
I did.... This isnt mine lol
User avatar #15 - emppilaf (12/09/2013) [-]
whats isn't yours?
The content...
The content is mine..
User avatar #16 - cmcdftw (12/09/2013) [-]
yeah why did you think I didnt know that it was there I did I was pointing it out that it was
User avatar #18 - emppilaf (12/09/2013) [-]
Mis-communication son!
#3 - yeah I dont get it  [+] (15 new replies) 12/09/2013 on I see what you did there.. +1
User avatar #11 - mvtjets (12/10/2013) [-]
watch the movie
User avatar #13 - cmcdftw (12/10/2013) [-]
ohhh Im not a very attentive person...
User avatar #12 - cmcdftw (12/10/2013) [-]
I did and I still dont get it
#16 - chupavisor (12/10/2013) [-]
Screams generate power, that much is understood. But by the end of Monsters Inc. you learn that laughter provides much more power than screams
User avatar #17 - cmcdftw (12/10/2013) [-]
No its because in the movie his face is always covered by stuff when there are pictures of him
#18 - chupavisor (12/11/2013) [-]
You said you don't get my joke about generating power. I explained it.
What the fuck are you talking about?
User avatar #19 - cmcdftw (12/11/2013) [-]
I meant the main joke

you dense mother fucker
#20 - chupavisor (12/11/2013) [-]
Then reply to the right fucking comment, you said "yeah I dont get it" to comment #2 where I said "That would generate enough power power to watch the movie!"
User avatar #21 - cmcdftw (12/11/2013) [-]
Or you could calm the fuck down jesus
#22 - chupavisor (12/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #23 - cmcdftw (12/11/2013) [-]
no....no...... Im afraid not
#24 - chupavisor (12/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #25 - cmcdftw (12/11/2013) [-]
we get it, you have alot of pics/gifs you can stop now
#26 - chupavisor (12/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #27 - cmcdftw (12/11/2013) [-]
hey jon tron!
#2 - Yeah all gas pumps are equiped with those.... idfk what this is  [+] (11 new replies) 12/09/2013 on I don't know if you're... 0
User avatar #7 - emppilaf (12/09/2013) [-]
Really?
User avatar #8 - cmcdftw (12/09/2013) [-]
yeah bro litterally just google gas pump. The little silver thing holds it up.


blog.busbank.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Gas-pump-nozzle.jpg
User avatar #9 - emppilaf (12/09/2013) [-]
Do you drive at all?
User avatar #10 - cmcdftw (12/09/2013) [-]
Yes why?
User avatar #11 - emppilaf (12/09/2013) [-]
You pump your own gas then I assume?
User avatar #12 - cmcdftw (12/09/2013) [-]
uhh yeah?
User avatar #13 - emppilaf (12/09/2013) [-]
You never once realized that was there?
User avatar #14 - cmcdftw (12/09/2013) [-]
I did.... This isnt mine lol
User avatar #15 - emppilaf (12/09/2013) [-]
whats isn't yours?
The content...
The content is mine..
User avatar #16 - cmcdftw (12/09/2013) [-]
yeah why did you think I didnt know that it was there I did I was pointing it out that it was
User avatar #18 - emppilaf (12/09/2013) [-]
Mis-communication son!
#8 - I dont even..  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2013 on Friendzone +3
User avatar #9 - nospyonme (12/09/2013) [-]
Are you TRYNG to pick a fight with me? Do you wanna go?
#6 - no?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/09/2013 on Friendzone +4
User avatar #7 - nospyonme (12/09/2013) [-]
Is that... are you threatening me?
User avatar #8 - cmcdftw (12/09/2013) [-]
I dont even..
User avatar #9 - nospyonme (12/09/2013) [-]
Are you TRYNG to pick a fight with me? Do you wanna go?
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User avatar #1 - hieronymous (11/29/2013) [-]
oh yeah
why did you add me that one day
we never talk
User avatar #2 to #1 - cmcdftw (11/29/2013) [-]
idk lol
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