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Gender: male
Age: 24
Consoles Owned: Xbox,PC
Video Games Played: LOL,Minecraft,Skyrim,Happywheels,COD,Bioshock
Date Signed Up:5/26/2013
Last Login:12/26/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#9070
Comment Ranking:#24087
Highest Content Rank:#9049
Highest Comment Rank:#5147
Content Thumbs: 33 total,  75 ,  42
Comment Thumbs: 464 total,  807 ,  343
Content Level Progress: 59.32% (35/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 145 Comments: Faptastic → Level 146 Comments: Faptastic
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Content Views:11476
Times Content Favorited:3 times
Total Comments Made:382
FJ Points:488
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#10 - This reminds me of that episode of spongebob with the krusty towers  [+] (2 new replies) 08/09/2013 on Oh Really!!! +6
User avatar #15 - gamgroomps (08/09/2013) [-]
Darn, beat me to the joke.
#13 - tabarzins (08/09/2013) [-]
#33 - *Unfair ninja warrior* 08/09/2013 on Wipeout +8
#56 - Are you trying to BREAK THE INTERNET???  [+] (20 new replies) 08/09/2013 on succesfully privatized... +3
#63 - thorseph (08/09/2013) [-]
well do unto others...
User avatar #64 - cmcdftw (08/09/2013) [-]
I guess I will have to teach you the ways of the internet
#67 - thorseph (08/09/2013) [-]
I know how they will treat me, but that doesn't mean i should treat them the same way, an eye for an eye never works, and whats the point of cussing someone out when it just makes them as bitter and broken as you are, you catch more bees with honey.
User avatar #68 - cmcdftw (08/09/2013) [-]
Oh god, are you Canadian?
#70 - thorseph (08/09/2013) [-]
actually yes, but that has nothing to do with it, I was raised in america.
User avatar #72 - cmcdftw (08/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #71 - cmcdftw (08/09/2013) [-]
I fucking knew it, no one is that nice and not fucking Canadian....
#73 - thorseph (08/09/2013) [-]
once again, i moved to america when i was three, and i was raised here, so i haven't been exposed to the culture, i just have been through a lot of hardships in my life and i don't others to feel that type of pain, so if I act nicely to people they won't feel that way, thats my philosophy.
User avatar #74 - cmcdftw (08/09/2013) [-]
You can say that all you want, you have Canadian blood flowing in your veins, lad, I'm afraid, you are doomed to be ridiculously nice all of your life
#76 - thorseph (08/09/2013) [-]
just because i'm a pacifist... i chose this based on my experience, not my blood, plus i have two brothers who are dicks, mind you these are blood brothers
User avatar #77 - cmcdftw (08/09/2013) [-]
Yeah Ill be a pacifist, pass my fist through your face
#78 - thorseph (08/09/2013) [-]
once again, that is part of who you are, and that makes you unique, good for you.
User avatar #82 - cmcdftw (08/09/2013) [-]
I hate your face
#83 - thorseph (08/09/2013) [-]
well send me a pic of yours and i will judge it.
#84 - cmcdftw (08/09/2013) [-]
#85 - thorseph (08/09/2013) [-]
unsure if actually you, hmmm, i'm not racist, but i don't much care for black people, personally i think that a person blaming all of a single race for what was done to their grandparents... but lets not get into my views on race, you have good complexion and see to be keeping your hygiene in order, and you don't look to be too much of a tweaker, over all i say 7/10 would bang.
User avatar #86 - cmcdftw (08/09/2013) [-]
Yeah I also have a youtube channel
#90 - thorseph (08/09/2013) [-]
alright so being a youtuber, i can see how dealing with a bunch of twits all day can really change your outlook on the internet, mind you i know how the internet can be, it's just so hard to get so much negative feedback and not just start bitching at everyone about it.
#87 - thorseph (08/09/2013) [-]
oh cool, i don't, unless you just count the random one you get for having a google account.
#88 - Picture 08/08/2013 on Photos from the past +3
#14 - Am I the only one that thinks he's gay??  [+] (5 new replies) 08/08/2013 on Photos from the past +5
#52 - Spikeydeath (08/08/2013) [-]
it was the 20s
gays didnt exist
they where sissywagoners, and they werent that fancy prancy gay they where full blown no lube in the asshole gay...
User avatar #88 - cmcdftw (08/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #68 - bobthedilder (08/08/2013) [-]
More like pole fancies
#42 - snup (08/08/2013) [-]
He looks like he'd fit right in with the Village People.
#16 - anonymous (08/08/2013) [-]
i thought he was a nazi lifegaurd
#1578 - And not a single thumb was given that day 08/07/2013 on Grow the fuck up Admin. 0
#9 - It would under immense pressure and heat  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2013 on Grenade slow motion +70
#24 - brenton (08/07/2013) [-]
Here, take this.
#115 - Comment deleted  [+] (9 new replies) 08/07/2013 on *WARNING* Very Morbid -1
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#99 - I don't know about you guys but as amazing as jerking it is, i…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2013 on Pizza and Orgasms +1
User avatar #190 - TheUsername (08/05/2013) [-]
i 100% agree with you. i've masturbated too many times that it got so bad then masturbated whenever i could. if no one was home, i'd masturbate even tho i wasnt horny. i did it because i could. i try to do it like at least once a week now.
#70 - Pretty sure its just thirsty bitches haha 08/05/2013 on if i was a girl -2
#5 - I bet you kiss girls fagget 08/04/2013 on Hero +4
#6 - Picture 08/04/2013 on Gave me mental images I... 0
#5 - Yeah it just seems awkward and bad 08/04/2013 on Gave me mental images I... 0
#4 - >be me reading this post >Pull out a loaded 12 gauge… 08/04/2013 on NOPE- cleaning discs 0
#16 - Comment deleted 08/04/2013 on roll picture fail 0
#118 - Reno NV 08/04/2013 on FJers 0
#12 - Doesnt look like jailbait, but mmk! 08/04/2013 on As if! 0
#6 - Comment deleted 08/04/2013 on My feels 0
#3 - Comment deleted 08/04/2013 on Really??!!?? +1
#4 - Comment deleted 08/04/2013 on My feels +1
#2 - stahp 08/04/2013 on PCs 'wern't' made for... +1
#2 - Comment deleted 08/04/2013 on My feels 0
#7 - I mean she gots tig ol bittes, why the **** not?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/04/2013 on As if! -1
User avatar #9 - soulstealerr (08/04/2013) [-]
Cause jailbait?
User avatar #12 - cmcdftw (08/04/2013) [-]
Doesnt look like jailbait, but mmk!
#11 - anonymous (08/04/2013) [-]
>jailait
#6 - Am I the only one that would just **** her from behind?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/04/2013 on As if! 0
User avatar #7 - cmcdftw (08/04/2013) [-]
I mean she gots tig ol bittes, why the fuck not?
User avatar #9 - soulstealerr (08/04/2013) [-]
Cause jailbait?
User avatar #12 - cmcdftw (08/04/2013) [-]
Doesnt look like jailbait, but mmk!
#11 - anonymous (08/04/2013) [-]
>jailait
#7 - The obvious solution would be to get a nail gun or just get on…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2013 on What would you do? 0
User avatar #44 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/04/2013) [-]
everyone keeps saying nail gun.... that is horrible ideal...

not only are they loud as fuck and your other two items would be ammo and a compressor to shot the damn thing .

They have extremely shitty range and accuracy
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User avatar #1 - hieronymous ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
oh yeah
why did you add me that one day
we never talk
User avatar #2 to #1 - cmcdftw ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
idk lol
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