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closotezuka (10/18/2015) [-] Oh hiya. Nothin much I guess. Just waiting for bae to come back from dinner while watching steven pooniverse
Wassup witchoo nerd
Wassup witchoo nerd
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closotezuka (10/18/2015) [-] I did some stupid **** when I was like 13 in the very early pony thread days. My infamy has just carried on and I've done some pretty stupid **** in my time, such as lie about raping my little sister in her sleep for attention and threatening to kill myelf numerous amounts of times because someone insulted me.
I had a dream last night where I punched my mum in the face and I woke up and I actually punched my bedframe.
I had a dream last night where I punched my mum in the face and I woke up and I actually punched my bedframe.
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closotezuka (10/18/2015) [-] One moment I feel like overdose next moment I feel like funfair
And nah, don't think so at least.
And nah, don't think so at least.
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closotezuka (07/30/2015) [-] for some reason i kinda thought you hated me
its goin fine, im being really gay at the moment and being sappy and stuff
hbu beb
its goin fine, im being really gay at the moment and being sappy and stuff
hbu beb
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pongldr (07/30/2015) [-] i one time got angry at you for posting about suicide, but i think you just get given a bad wrap really. i never really disliked you all that much, sorry if it seemed that way.
i'm oki just bored, thats why i figured id get to know someone new
i-im actually really shy and terrible at making friends and i wanna get better. i figured i should start with someone who seems nice who i dont really know alot.
i'm oki just bored, thats why i figured id get to know someone new
i-im actually really shy and terrible at making friends and i wanna get better. i figured i should start with someone who seems nice who i dont really know alot.
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closotezuka (07/30/2015) [-] well you've made a great decision i am also terribly antisocial so we can be awkward and shy together!
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closotezuka (07/29/2015) [-] im not sure i wanna hug you id be poked by your boobs and your dick
nate is kewl we've been talking a lot and stuff :<
i guess you're one of her friends too
nate is kewl we've been talking a lot and stuff :<
i guess you're one of her friends too
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jackiemakospiecer (07/05/2015) [-] I know you get a lot of hate, man, but from me you never will.
I gotta thank you, if it weren't for you I would have never become Jackie Spicer.
I gotta thank you, if it weren't for you I would have never become Jackie Spicer.
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closotezuka (07/05/2015) [-] hehe
i kinda miss those days back in pony thread and stuff
i kinda miss those days back in pony thread and stuff
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jackiemakospiecer (07/05/2015) [-] I'm feel really nostalgic.
I don't even have my Jack/Jackie Spicer folders anymore, they got lost in a computer crash.
I don't even have my Jack/Jackie Spicer folders anymore, they got lost in a computer crash.
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closotezuka (07/05/2015) [-] i've had 3 new computers since those days, so like, i triple-lost those folders.
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jackiemakospiecer (07/05/2015) [-] I kinda want my Jackie one back, I know the person who made the comics still has all of them up.
Remember her?
Remember her?
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closotezuka (07/05/2015) [-] yup, i dont even remember who i posted after or before jack spicer.
how have you been these past like 4 years?
how have you been these past like 4 years?
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closotezuka (07/07/2015) [-] totally amethyst is best gem people on the mspa forums and r/homestuck were talking about it and how the writers were fans of homestuck, so that was enough reason to check it out. i luv it
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jackiemakospiecer (07/07/2015) [-] I love it too. Pearl being my fav gem.
It's completely replaced my little pony for me.
It's completely replaced my little pony for me.
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jackiemakospiecer (07/07/2015) [-] It's a billion times better.
Let's not lie to ourselves.
Let's not lie to ourselves.
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jackiemakospiecer (07/07/2015) [-] I just think it has better characters, plot, music, relationships.
And it's got more gay, which is always good.
And it's got more gay, which is always good.
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closotezuka (07/07/2015) [-] i dunno about that, did you see episode 100? lyra and bon bon CONFIRMED lesbian couple
its true though, the music is great
i am a conversation~
its true though, the music is great
i am a conversation~
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jackiemakospiecer (07/07/2015) [-] She was kinda rude but if I knew someone for literally thousands of years and he just came into our space I'd get kinda bitchy too.
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jackiemakospiecer (07/07/2015) [-] Also even though I like Pearl a lot I post Sapphire cause she's pretty
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closotezuka (07/07/2015) [-] there's something about covered eyes that makes things cuter
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jackiemakospiecer (07/07/2015) [-] At least she grew up though.
Her and Greg get along alright now.
Her and Greg get along alright now.
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jackiemakospiecer (07/05/2015) [-] I has pretty terrible over the past year but I've gotten better.
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murrlogic (07/04/2015) [-] That was one of the worst dates I had been on in my entire life. I couldn’t have ****** it up harder if I tried. It became increasingly apparent my girlfriend is ******* miserable with herself because her self destructive lifestyle is literally triggering me.
I’m unironically using the word “triggered” that is how bad this date went. She just...wouldn’t stop drinking. She wasn’t even drinking to be happy she was drinking because she hated how her ex left her and how life is becoming progressively worse.
And **** her roomate for trying to encourage her to smoke spice if it’ll help her feel better. There is a time and place for vegging out and any retard can tell you pot is for parties not depression.
Long story short I had the most romantic 20 minutes of cuddling and kissing I had ever had and I ****** it up by getting an erection in the middle of it which made her cry because she suddenly became uncomfortable.
So I slept on the couch...then she had me leave her house.
...I have no idea how the **** I am gonna get home.
I’m unironically using the word “triggered” that is how bad this date went. She just...wouldn’t stop drinking. She wasn’t even drinking to be happy she was drinking because she hated how her ex left her and how life is becoming progressively worse.
And **** her roomate for trying to encourage her to smoke spice if it’ll help her feel better. There is a time and place for vegging out and any retard can tell you pot is for parties not depression.
Long story short I had the most romantic 20 minutes of cuddling and kissing I had ever had and I ****** it up by getting an erection in the middle of it which made her cry because she suddenly became uncomfortable.
So I slept on the couch...then she had me leave her house.
...I have no idea how the **** I am gonna get home.
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closotezuka (07/04/2015) [-] wooow... I'm not sure how to respond besides stale "i hope you're okay"s... jesus man... you seriously cant get home?
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closotezuka (07/04/2015) [-] i understand what you mean by triggering, but in all honestly, is this girl for you? she's doing all this self harming stuff, and either you didnt tell her you dont like it or she's doing it anyway
besides, its normal to get an erection while cuddling and stuff, its just kinda dickish to get upset over it.
i dunno man, im not the best at comforting. i sincerely hope you can sort it all out
besides, its normal to get an erection while cuddling and stuff, its just kinda dickish to get upset over it.
i dunno man, im not the best at comforting. i sincerely hope you can sort it all out
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closotezuka (06/12/2015) [-] Well now I'm scared because you knew past me, like **** past me, past me is a cunt
But no, who are you? Sorry if that sounded rude
But no, who are you? Sorry if that sounded rude
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closotezuka (06/12/2015) [-] Yeah I remember you. Hey.
I see you've undergone the transformation into a homestuckfag through body and soul. Wassup nerd.
I see you've undergone the transformation into a homestuckfag through body and soul. Wassup nerd.
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closotezuka (06/12/2015) [-] I'm good. Life has decided to cut me some slack recently so I'm feeling pretty great
Yeah homestuck is my laif. When I get not fat I'm probably gonna go to a convention as roxy or sumting
Yeah homestuck is my laif. When I get not fat I'm probably gonna go to a convention as roxy or sumting
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closotezuka (06/12/2015) [-] it'll be a while. i couldn't pull off crossdressing at all in my current state, heh
also do you have pics of you as john :o
also do you have pics of you as john :o
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thycupcake (06/07/2015) [-] omg you like japanese culture too?
we should be otaku bros/sisters!
like kuso, there's nobody in my area that enjoys the delicacies of bentos, or even anything from the (ugh, i hate to say it) weaboo occupations!
we should be otaku bros/sisters!
like kuso, there's nobody in my area that enjoys the delicacies of bentos, or even anything from the (ugh, i hate to say it) weaboo occupations!
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closotezuka (05/23/2015) [-] I can't roleplay with people I know, mane
That's too embarassing
That's too embarassing
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closotezuka (05/22/2015) [-] i guess im alright, hyped for the holiday and what not. hbu baeb
