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Date Signed Up:6/19/2013
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#35 - I know, those damn bundles of sticks. So gross... *****…  [+] (20 new replies) 08/03/2013 on Coming Out As Lesbian +29
User avatar #98 - clockworkseven (08/04/2013) [-]
Brother?
#100 - clockworkcharizard (08/04/2013) [-]
Is.... Is that you?
#66 - Gaulli (08/03/2013) [-]
**Gaulli rolled a random image posted in comment #3095718 at Friendly ** Alone we are but weak sticks! but together we can form a mighty Faggot!
#129 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/04/2013) [-]
Martin from The Simpsons?
#68 - clockworkcharizard (08/03/2013) [-]
In the name of Katawa Shoujo and Making a Funny, you have my Upvote.
User avatar #36 - sach (08/03/2013) [-]
Wow how clever i would have never expected this never seen it before, you get a free star.
#38 - clockworkcharizard (08/03/2013) [-]
Sorry sir, I know it was a bad joke and, if you wish, I will gladly take it down if it's not funny.
User avatar #39 - vatra (08/03/2013) [-]
I enjoyed it, it gives perspective to anon's statement in a satirical fashion.
#40 - clockworkcharizard (08/03/2013) [-]
I was just trying to bring a little funny to replace his trolling, so we'll see if it gets taken down or not. I didn't mean to piss anyone off other than anon.
User avatar #41 - vatra (08/03/2013) [-]
It shouldn't though, even if it has been used before, you are still making fun of the anon, so..
#43 - clockworkcharizard (08/03/2013) [-]
I meant I would delete the comment if nobody likes it, no use in un-funny content on a site for funny things, right?
User avatar #45 - vatra (08/03/2013) [-]
That's true, I just don't like to delete comments though, because I always end up wondering what they said.
#46 - clockworkcharizard (08/03/2013) [-]
Well zen, the comment stays!

Well, there's my quota for Hitler Jokes for the day
User avatar #49 - vatra (08/03/2013) [-]
Good times.
#50 - clockworkcharizard (08/03/2013) [-]
The irony is, I'M JEWISH! And since I'm jewish, I ruin everything for everyone apparently and somehow manage to spend 5 cents to live. [/spoiler]
#52 - vatra (08/03/2013) [-]
Five cents! By god man, you sure are an easy spender for a Jew!
#53 - clockworkcharizard (08/03/2013) [-]
SHHHHHHHHHHHH! Be careful, I don't want to end up in an oven!
User avatar #58 - vatra (08/03/2013) [-]
That's very true, I'm sorry.
#59 - clockworkcharizard (08/03/2013) [-]
Dammit! Now when I get cooked in an oven, people are gonna post Gordon Ramsay Memes!

(Sorry if I butchered the spelling...)
User avatar #60 - vatra (08/03/2013) [-]
You got it right, haha.
#147 - You know, that was just complete coincidence. I couldn't use m… 08/01/2013 on Stanley +1
#139 - I have a similar story. >be ***************…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/01/2013 on Stanley +4
#182 - ghostlytaco has deleted their comment.
User avatar #146 - brianhanerjr (08/01/2013) [-]
Is that why your username is clockworkcharizard?
#147 - clockworkcharizard (08/01/2013) [-]
You know, that was just complete coincidence. I couldn't use my usual handle, Clockwork Deamon, so I just used the next best thing. In fact, I never noticed that until now.... What a funny coincidence.
#87 - Man... Imagine sleeping with Celestia (not sexing, sleeping) A… 07/30/2013 on Sex school 0
#158 - I really like that pic, but I don't know why.... You … 07/30/2013 on 4th Wall +1
#95 - Dammit man.... that's both relieving to hear that I'm right, a… 07/26/2013 on feel 7/7 0
#84 - Dammit man! Feel Story Time. >Be me, 15 yr old ma…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/26/2013 on feel 7/7 +3
User avatar #111 - nochetriste (07/26/2013) [-]
They have feelings and thoughts too, most people forget it, and just think they are some play things, and when the kittens/puppies grow up, they throw them on the streets, or drown them, because they can't afford to feed them. Do poor people drown their kids, when they can't afford to feed them, you egoistic poor representations of the human race?

Sorry for your loss.
User avatar #94 - kuraithevision (07/26/2013) [-]
Animals can actually grieve the death of other animals just the way they would grieve the death of their owners. I had a cat some years back I kept at home, he was kinda born right before us to stray cats living in the neighborhood. His father used to come every night to call him out to play. Did this for eight months till one day he never came home. Neighbors called to say he died in their backyard. We buried the kid in our back yard. For the entire week after that, the father cat would come to our backyard and meow all night until he also left.
#95 - clockworkcharizard (07/26/2013) [-]
Dammit man.... that's both relieving to hear that I'm right, and sad about the cat....
#220 - Picture 07/26/2013 on Hey Gamergirls +1
#187 - Go forth and burn thy anon holy one, go forth an bring FJ to glory! 07/21/2013 on I immediately regret this +1
#829 - No, thank god, my first was Emi. 07/19/2013 on Not all women are bad. This... 0
#823 - Aw, thank you, that was actually the first story like that I'v…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/19/2013 on Not all women are bad. This... +1
User avatar #825 - babbylicious (07/19/2013) [-]
Was that your first playthrough?
#829 - clockworkcharizard (07/19/2013) [-]
No, thank god, my first was Emi.
#39 - Alright, back to the **** Board with thee... hors… 07/19/2013 on Making it Hard +2
#795 - Okay FJ, STORY TIME! >be in high school >me…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/19/2013 on Not all women are bad. This... +10
#832 - wallbuilder (07/19/2013) [-]
#815 - babbylicious (07/19/2013) [-]
Haha you got me
#823 - clockworkcharizard (07/19/2013) [-]
Aw, thank you, that was actually the first story like that I've ever made. I just got done playing through the bad ending of Katawa Shoujo and saw this, and the idea popped into my head!
User avatar #825 - babbylicious (07/19/2013) [-]
Was that your first playthrough?
#829 - clockworkcharizard (07/19/2013) [-]
No, thank god, my first was Emi.
#11 - Eh, I would make an OP joke, but it would seem that I'd be a dick.... 07/18/2013 on I have returned +1
#4 - Way to be subtle...  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2013 on I have returned +1
User avatar #5 - ubercookieboy (07/18/2013) [-]
Who says I was being subtle?

I love dicks.
#11 - clockworkcharizard (07/18/2013) [-]
Eh, I would make an OP joke, but it would seem that I'd be a dick....
#53 - The reason why I don't complain is because I'm used to it. Gra… 07/16/2013 on friend - zone 0
#45 - OH HELL YEAH! 07/16/2013 on Doctor Wins 0
#43 - Now that's the way to think. I shall start a new religion, pra…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/16/2013 on Doctor Wins 0
#44 - chrisstineline (07/16/2013) [-]
It would be like porn. Reading about Freeman, in his voice, jizz all day.

That religion would save the world.
#45 - clockworkcharizard (07/16/2013) [-]
OH HELL YEAH!
#40 - The same with Morgan Freeman to nerds, such as I.... …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/16/2013 on Doctor Wins 0
User avatar #41 - chrisstineline (07/16/2013) [-]
Well... Morgan Freeman is God, so he can do whatever he want. Right?

#43 - clockworkcharizard (07/16/2013) [-]
Now that's the way to think. I shall start a new religion, praising our lord and saviour and narrator, Morgan Freeman.
#44 - chrisstineline (07/16/2013) [-]
It would be like porn. Reading about Freeman, in his voice, jizz all day.

That religion would save the world.
#45 - clockworkcharizard (07/16/2013) [-]
OH HELL YEAH!
#11 - I guess that was... ******  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2013 on Blame It On The Dog 0
#13 - nachobird (07/15/2013) [-]
#63 - It's very popular, and the art style is cute in many ways to a… 07/15/2013 on How to properly respond... 0
#5 - Agreed, that's ******* hilarious. 07/14/2013 on Now we're doomed 0
#17 - Heh, how simple of a explanation, thanks for the insight. 07/14/2013 on Wha if... 0
#14 - You know, all of this talk about the new generations being bad…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/14/2013 on Wha if... +1
User avatar #16 - nalenthi (07/14/2013) [-]
It's just people being afraid of change and has nothing to do with the actual design quality of the new pokemon. Happens every generation.
#18 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/14/2013) [-]
Or maybe they're just stupid as fuck like Landorus, Amoonguss and Garbodor. Or maybe they're inanimate objects with faces like Cofagrigus, Vanillish and Klang!
User avatar #19 - nalenthi (07/14/2013) [-]
Muk and Exeggcute are also stupid as fuck pokemon. They're in every generation. You're one of those people I'm talking about. Convinced by nostalgia that stupid pokemon only exist in the newer generations.
#32 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/14/2013) [-]
Or... The people who HAVE tried to like them due to their love of Pokemon, but simply can't find themselves to enjoy it. I do find that they have really just stopped trying. Gen IV Pokemon looked like something I would find on Neopets.
#17 - clockworkcharizard (07/14/2013) [-]
Heh, how simple of a explanation, thanks for the insight.
#16 - There you go, this guy gets it. 07/14/2013 on Your dream girlfriend 2 +3
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