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#85 - I do believe it's the same anon going on everything on FJ, jus…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/23/2013 on Oneeee-sama 0
User avatar #86 - gigzara (08/23/2013) [-]
Fine with bronies as long as they dont over post ponies and arent cloppers.
#87 - clockworkcharizard (08/23/2013) [-]
Me too, but it's somewhat annoying seeing people go on THEIR board and cause shitstorms, and the other way around.
#86 - Alright bitches, Lemme tell you about Lauren Johnson. This Bri…  [+] (14 new replies) 08/22/2013 on Xcom... +4
User avatar #88 - sketchE (08/22/2013) [-]
wait how?
User avatar #92 - formidableguy (08/22/2013) [-]
grouped up enemy's?

fire a rocket with several upgrades and boom
User avatar #93 - sketchE (08/22/2013) [-]
ok i dont use rockets often
User avatar #96 - formidableguy (08/22/2013) [-]
yea, I just started a game and all im getting is rocket guys and support, my most advanced sniper (nickname omen) was lost on the assault on the enemy base, i lost my fucking shit when it happened ;\
User avatar #98 - sketchE (08/22/2013) [-]
support guys are nce but theyre really only good as medics. ive never had the smoke grenade do anything helpful
User avatar #102 - volatilis (08/22/2013) [-]
The smoke is great to cover those who reload on the turn, keeps em from gettin royally fucked.
User avatar #103 - sketchE (08/22/2013) [-]
i always get hit when my guys are in the smoke
User avatar #105 - volatilis (08/22/2013) [-]
Weird, I've rarely had them get hit. When they do it's usually only a 1 or a 2. Suppose it depends on the smoke perk chosen? My favorite overall is actually the support, extra carry slot for armor makes a world of difference.
User avatar #106 - sketchE (08/22/2013) [-]
i always run them as medics. its nice to heal the people hit by the psykers
User avatar #107 - volatilis (08/22/2013) [-]
Oh I always run them as medics as well, when they hit major I just do a medkit/armor combo. Plasma rifles, alien grenades as well. Basically a little medic/tank. Their aim is usually at about 90 as is. My basic squad setup is 1 sniper 2 support 2 heavy and one assault? Is there 6 slots? Been so long since I have played, trying to remember now...
User avatar #109 - sketchE (08/22/2013) [-]
i run 2 snipers and 2 support. the range helps a lot
User avatar #112 - volatilis (08/22/2013) [-]
I keep two heavies just for the damn cyberdiscs lol. The mutons get jacked up pretty well by them too.
User avatar #113 - sketchE (08/22/2013) [-]
my heavy cant seem to hit shit. gets really annoying
User avatar #114 - volatilis (08/22/2013) [-]
Mine have good rounds and bad. Their reaction shots are about .250 whereas their main shots are at about .600
#322 - Not to mention every ******* Space Marine has a e…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/11/2013 on Especially In This Economy 0
#519 - calibratuner (08/11/2013) [-]
And space marines don't need to sleep, cant be poisoned, spit acid, have 2 hearts, like 3 lungs, can breath underwater.... lol.... list goes on.
#333 - krasnogvardiech (08/11/2013) [-]
Correction: 998-caliber armour-piercing high-explosive mass-reactive fully-automatic gyrojet.
#38 - It is, but does that mean that just because something was made… 08/04/2013 on When Haters want to... 0
#18 - My only question is, Where the hell do you get these? I'm curi…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2013 on This Isn't Even my Final Form 0
User avatar #20 - pedobearRAW (08/04/2013) [-]
internet
#50 - **** , disregard my long ass post! 08/04/2013 on Older feels 0
#49 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2013 on Older feels 0
#50 - clockworkcharizard (08/04/2013) [-]
Shit, disregard my long ass post!
#201 - NASA STORY TIME BITCHES! >Go to Space Center Houst… 08/04/2013 on The end to the Gender Battle. -3
#155 - I vote for Mass Relays... What? I really want t…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2013 on bad feelings toad +2
#174 - laffingninja (08/04/2013) [-]
Im right with you man, A whole freaking race of hot blue beauties to fuck, sign me up. Id face the Reapers for that shit.
#4 - Comment deleted 08/04/2013 on Ranty Rants 0
#100 - Is.... Is that you? 08/04/2013 on Coming Out As Lesbian 0
#2 - Comment deleted 08/03/2013 on Ranty Rants 0
#68 - In the name of Katawa Shoujo and Making a Funny, you have my Upvote. 08/03/2013 on Coming Out As Lesbian +7
#59 - Dammit! Now when I get cooked in an oven, people are gonna pos…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2013 on Coming Out As Lesbian 0
User avatar #60 - vatra (08/03/2013) [-]
You got it right, haha.
#53 - SHHHHHHHHHHHH! Be careful, I don't want to end up in an oven!  [+] (3 new replies) 08/03/2013 on Coming Out As Lesbian 0
User avatar #58 - vatra (08/03/2013) [-]
That's very true, I'm sorry.
#59 - clockworkcharizard (08/03/2013) [-]
Dammit! Now when I get cooked in an oven, people are gonna post Gordon Ramsay Memes!

(Sorry if I butchered the spelling...)
User avatar #60 - vatra (08/03/2013) [-]
You got it right, haha.
#50 - The irony is, I'M JEWISH! And since I'm jewish, I ruin e…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/03/2013 on Coming Out As Lesbian 0
#52 - vatra (08/03/2013) [-]
Five cents! By god man, you sure are an easy spender for a Jew!
#53 - clockworkcharizard (08/03/2013) [-]
SHHHHHHHHHHHH! Be careful, I don't want to end up in an oven!
User avatar #58 - vatra (08/03/2013) [-]
That's very true, I'm sorry.
#59 - clockworkcharizard (08/03/2013) [-]
Dammit! Now when I get cooked in an oven, people are gonna post Gordon Ramsay Memes!

(Sorry if I butchered the spelling...)
User avatar #60 - vatra (08/03/2013) [-]
You got it right, haha.
#140 - I hate how Christianity is separated solely on what people dec… 08/03/2013 on Satanists 0
#134 - Do you want it to be Geoff from Roosterteeth? 08/03/2013 on Satanists 0
#133 - I have no problem with Christianity, as Gandhi put it, …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/03/2013 on Satanists 0
User avatar #135 - sabcy (08/03/2013) [-]
we Mormons aren't Christian, according to the Christian community.
#140 - clockworkcharizard (08/03/2013) [-]
I hate how Christianity is separated solely on what people decide to believe in, ignoring important parts of the bible, as well as twisting what they actually mean. I know that isn't everyone in that religion, but it's really annoying when you do see people like that. At least in other religions, at least I hope, that they don't go "Oh, well the buddha hates gays so... fuck you!"
#46 - Well zen, the comment stays! Well, there's my q…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/03/2013 on Coming Out As Lesbian 0
User avatar #49 - vatra (08/03/2013) [-]
Good times.
#50 - clockworkcharizard (08/03/2013) [-]
The irony is, I'M JEWISH! And since I'm jewish, I ruin everything for everyone apparently and somehow manage to spend 5 cents to live. [/spoiler]
#52 - vatra (08/03/2013) [-]
Five cents! By god man, you sure are an easy spender for a Jew!
#53 - clockworkcharizard (08/03/2013) [-]
SHHHHHHHHHHHH! Be careful, I don't want to end up in an oven!
User avatar #58 - vatra (08/03/2013) [-]
That's very true, I'm sorry.
#59 - clockworkcharizard (08/03/2013) [-]
Dammit! Now when I get cooked in an oven, people are gonna post Gordon Ramsay Memes!

(Sorry if I butchered the spelling...)
User avatar #60 - vatra (08/03/2013) [-]
You got it right, haha.
#128 - That sounds better than having to, in a nutshell in my eyes, s…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/03/2013 on Satanists 0
User avatar #131 - yoo (08/03/2013) [-]
is...is that geoff from rooster teeth
#134 - clockworkcharizard (08/03/2013) [-]
Do you want it to be Geoff from Roosterteeth?
User avatar #130 - sabcy (08/03/2013) [-]
My answer is always "What kind, caring, loving god, who gave his only son to die for our sins, would ever condemn his own child
#133 - clockworkcharizard (08/03/2013) [-]
I have no problem with Christianity, as Gandhi put it,

"I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."

That pretty much sums up my view on Christianity.
User avatar #135 - sabcy (08/03/2013) [-]
we Mormons aren't Christian, according to the Christian community.
#140 - clockworkcharizard (08/03/2013) [-]
I hate how Christianity is separated solely on what people decide to believe in, ignoring important parts of the bible, as well as twisting what they actually mean. I know that isn't everyone in that religion, but it's really annoying when you do see people like that. At least in other religions, at least I hope, that they don't go "Oh, well the buddha hates gays so... fuck you!"
#43 - I meant I would delete the comment if nobody likes it, no use …  [+] (9 new replies) 08/03/2013 on Coming Out As Lesbian 0
User avatar #45 - vatra (08/03/2013) [-]
That's true, I just don't like to delete comments though, because I always end up wondering what they said.
#46 - clockworkcharizard (08/03/2013) [-]
Well zen, the comment stays!

Well, there's my quota for Hitler Jokes for the day
User avatar #49 - vatra (08/03/2013) [-]
Good times.
#50 - clockworkcharizard (08/03/2013) [-]
The irony is, I'M JEWISH! And since I'm jewish, I ruin everything for everyone apparently and somehow manage to spend 5 cents to live. [/spoiler]
#52 - vatra (08/03/2013) [-]
Five cents! By god man, you sure are an easy spender for a Jew!
#53 - clockworkcharizard (08/03/2013) [-]
SHHHHHHHHHHHH! Be careful, I don't want to end up in an oven!
User avatar #58 - vatra (08/03/2013) [-]
That's very true, I'm sorry.
#59 - clockworkcharizard (08/03/2013) [-]
Dammit! Now when I get cooked in an oven, people are gonna post Gordon Ramsay Memes!

(Sorry if I butchered the spelling...)
User avatar #60 - vatra (08/03/2013) [-]
You got it right, haha.
#40 - I was just trying to bring a little funny to replace his trol…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/03/2013 on Coming Out As Lesbian 0
User avatar #41 - vatra (08/03/2013) [-]
It shouldn't though, even if it has been used before, you are still making fun of the anon, so..
#43 - clockworkcharizard (08/03/2013) [-]
I meant I would delete the comment if nobody likes it, no use in un-funny content on a site for funny things, right?
User avatar #45 - vatra (08/03/2013) [-]
That's true, I just don't like to delete comments though, because I always end up wondering what they said.
#46 - clockworkcharizard (08/03/2013) [-]
Well zen, the comment stays!

Well, there's my quota for Hitler Jokes for the day
User avatar #49 - vatra (08/03/2013) [-]
Good times.
#50 - clockworkcharizard (08/03/2013) [-]
The irony is, I'M JEWISH! And since I'm jewish, I ruin everything for everyone apparently and somehow manage to spend 5 cents to live. [/spoiler]
#52 - vatra (08/03/2013) [-]
Five cents! By god man, you sure are an easy spender for a Jew!
#53 - clockworkcharizard (08/03/2013) [-]
SHHHHHHHHHHHH! Be careful, I don't want to end up in an oven!
User avatar #58 - vatra (08/03/2013) [-]
That's very true, I'm sorry.
#59 - clockworkcharizard (08/03/2013) [-]
Dammit! Now when I get cooked in an oven, people are gonna post Gordon Ramsay Memes!

(Sorry if I butchered the spelling...)
User avatar #60 - vatra (08/03/2013) [-]
You got it right, haha.
#38 - Sorry sir, I know it was a bad joke and, if you wish, I will g…  [+] (13 new replies) 08/03/2013 on Coming Out As Lesbian +2
User avatar #39 - vatra (08/03/2013) [-]
I enjoyed it, it gives perspective to anon's statement in a satirical fashion.
#40 - clockworkcharizard (08/03/2013) [-]
I was just trying to bring a little funny to replace his trolling, so we'll see if it gets taken down or not. I didn't mean to piss anyone off other than anon.
User avatar #41 - vatra (08/03/2013) [-]
It shouldn't though, even if it has been used before, you are still making fun of the anon, so..
#43 - clockworkcharizard (08/03/2013) [-]
I meant I would delete the comment if nobody likes it, no use in un-funny content on a site for funny things, right?
User avatar #45 - vatra (08/03/2013) [-]
That's true, I just don't like to delete comments though, because I always end up wondering what they said.
#46 - clockworkcharizard (08/03/2013) [-]
Well zen, the comment stays!

Well, there's my quota for Hitler Jokes for the day
User avatar #49 - vatra (08/03/2013) [-]
Good times.
#50 - clockworkcharizard (08/03/2013) [-]
The irony is, I'M JEWISH! And since I'm jewish, I ruin everything for everyone apparently and somehow manage to spend 5 cents to live. [/spoiler]
#52 - vatra (08/03/2013) [-]
Five cents! By god man, you sure are an easy spender for a Jew!
#53 - clockworkcharizard (08/03/2013) [-]
SHHHHHHHHHHHH! Be careful, I don't want to end up in an oven!
User avatar #58 - vatra (08/03/2013) [-]
That's very true, I'm sorry.
#59 - clockworkcharizard (08/03/2013) [-]
Dammit! Now when I get cooked in an oven, people are gonna post Gordon Ramsay Memes!

(Sorry if I butchered the spelling...)
User avatar #60 - vatra (08/03/2013) [-]
You got it right, haha.
#118 - What many people don't realize is that Satan is not really THA…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/03/2013 on Satanists 0
User avatar #127 - sabcy (08/03/2013) [-]
In my religion we believe hell is effectively a stepping stone to heaven. The most destructive, soul tearing stepping stone in all of creation. then there's outer darkness, which is literally nothing but darkness. Oh, and the best part is you choose where you go, based on a perfect knowledge of good and evil.
#128 - clockworkcharizard (08/03/2013) [-]
That sounds better than having to, in a nutshell in my eyes, suck up to a god to get a free pass to heaven when you die.

(AGAIN, I MIGHT BE SPEAKING OUT OF MY ASS, CORRECT ME IF I AM WRONG)

also I just got that pic...
User avatar #131 - yoo (08/03/2013) [-]
is...is that geoff from rooster teeth
#134 - clockworkcharizard (08/03/2013) [-]
Do you want it to be Geoff from Roosterteeth?
User avatar #130 - sabcy (08/03/2013) [-]
My answer is always "What kind, caring, loving god, who gave his only son to die for our sins, would ever condemn his own child
#133 - clockworkcharizard (08/03/2013) [-]
I have no problem with Christianity, as Gandhi put it,

"I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."

That pretty much sums up my view on Christianity.
User avatar #135 - sabcy (08/03/2013) [-]
we Mormons aren't Christian, according to the Christian community.
#140 - clockworkcharizard (08/03/2013) [-]
I hate how Christianity is separated solely on what people decide to believe in, ignoring important parts of the bible, as well as twisting what they actually mean. I know that isn't everyone in that religion, but it's really annoying when you do see people like that. At least in other religions, at least I hope, that they don't go "Oh, well the buddha hates gays so... fuck you!"
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