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#40 - *husband, and technically yes he is  [+] (1 reply) 07/30/2013 on Just a normal day for NPH +28
#96 - popkornking (07/30/2013) [-]
#102 - thanks, i was drinking something when i clicked expand  [+] (1 reply) 07/28/2013 on Hugh Jackman at Comic-Con 0
#128 - anon (07/28/2013) [-]
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

#108 - CATBUG!!!!!!!! 07/27/2013 on No bikes? -2
#40 - it makes me happy this is the most thumbed up comment  [+] (1 reply) 07/27/2013 on The World's Most Easily... +11
#140 - jsprmp (07/28/2013) [-]
Me too!
#92 - wrong, lol, you're probably thinking of the research on Orexin…  [+] (1 reply) 07/23/2013 on Russian Sleep Experiment 0
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#101 - Lambda (07/23/2013) [-]
I never meant they can REPLACE sleep, just that they prevent it. Of course you would suffer ill effects from going a prolonged period without it.
#34 - This is absolutely false, regardless of the situation after 80…  [+] (5 replies) 07/22/2013 on Russian Sleep Experiment -1
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#94 - tehfalconguy (07/23/2013) [-]
It's a creepypasta. Posted by a guy with creepypasta in his username. Get over it.
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#74 - Lambda (07/23/2013) [-]
There are drugs that can prevent sleep 100%. Many psychedelics, for instance, will make sleep impossible (ironic because the psychedelic condition is closer to REM sleep than it is to wakefullness).
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#92 - clevergurl (07/23/2013) [-]
wrong, lol, you're probably thinking of the research on Orexin A supplementation which is theoretical at best, and all it does is add the hormone that makes you feel alert. It doesn't prevent the comatose like state your brain induces to preserve itself from permanent damage from the build up of nureo-physiological byproducts from being awake that are extremely toxic in high doses that your brain requires sleep to recuperate from. The drugs you are thinking of cant replace sleep, they just make you not able to feel sleepy until you pass out from sleep deprivation and possible permanent brain damage
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#101 - Lambda (07/23/2013) [-]
I never meant they can REPLACE sleep, just that they prevent it. Of course you would suffer ill effects from going a prolonged period without it.
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#50 - lotengo (07/22/2013) [-]
maybe something in the gass prevented the brain from shuttin down. i know its fake but its in the story
#92 - mfw when I will always be hired over any other race if we were…  [+] (6 replies) 07/14/2013 on White People 0
#104 - dontknowmeatall (07/14/2013) [-]
Latinos are clever, can eat anything without throwing up and spend days under the sun without burning. Black people is faster, stronger and amazing singers. Asians are incredibly smart and can turn any sea creature into a rapist just by drawing it. And middle-easterns can make a bomb out of anything. Thus, I believe white supremacy is just inferiority complex disguised. Like those guys with little penises and giant trucks.

Oh, I forgot, blacks and latinos have bigger penises than whites.
#106 - kafudamapla (07/14/2013) [-]
Who the fuck said Latinos are clever? Eating anything is not a required trait. Sunscreen. are*. Black people on average have greater muscle strength/size ratio so make good athletes, this does not make them faster or stronger. Asians tend to do better in school etc however are either commies or batshit nuts so clearly something’s amiss. Bomb making is a skill passed down by other terrorists; any half-wit could follow instructions—this is also not a desired trait as normal people tend not to want to blow things up as we’re not fucking terrorists. Blacks and Latinos on average have larger flaccid penises than other races however they tend to stay roundabout the same size once erect. Caucasian countries/continents are the only 1st world ones on the planet that have a decent government; this is why they’re all bombarded with foreigners

Tl;dr: I disagree entirely
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#99 - mrcrowleysr (07/14/2013) [-]
maybe the post was just... ya know... a joke?

but hey you've got a nice little speech there, it was cute.
#97 - noodleofrassilon (07/14/2013) [-]
But you're a female( I assume because of username ), so your privilege is still surpassed by that of white males
#107 - kafudamapla (07/14/2013) [-]
Not such a clevergurl now eh?
I'm leaving, sorry
#17 - replace India with Egypt and this is very rel…  [+] (3 replies) 07/02/2013 on Egyptians targeting heli's... -1
#91 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
Lol yeah rape all the women I say they're all filthy whores.

She deserved it.
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#99 - painispleasure (07/02/2013) [-]
shut the fuck up, or come off anon and say that if you're such a big boy.
#36 - anon (07/02/2013) [-]
Saying someone deserves shit like that is a bit to harsh but she indeed made a very stupid mistake.
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