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#44 - That's called a hypnic jerk, and its really normal. Usually it…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/13/2016 on webm comp +4
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#76 - heartlessrobot (01/13/2016) [-]
No, I mean, something happens in the dream that drives me to leap off a cliff or bridge or building or some shit.
Like, the last one I was traumatized by a boat death-race thing I was forced to take part in, and watched people torn apart by demon dog things that followed us the entire race. Oh, and then my girlfriend died. I think I was going to save her from some disease or something using prize money from the race, but she died anyways. So I killed myself.
It was weird, and nothing really made sense.
#158 - anon (01/13/2016) [-]
Or someone tries to push you to you from an height or put a spider on you, and the worst case is when you're waking up but are still sleeping. So you try to defend but can only do so with no force at all. :c anyone had the same?
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#150 - putincanmeltcrimea (01/13/2016) [-]
yeah i have that same thing. ever since i was little i kept having deams where i fall to my death. jump off a building, fall of a cliff, etc.
#128 - soldiertwo (01/13/2016) [-]
#4 - Well you know what the only remaining solution is, build aroun… 01/12/2016 on Not Smart +68
#12 - I think Dark souls had the best lore, just in terms of how it … 01/12/2016 on Eileen and Gascoigne +1
#23 - Well why would they search for Bucky though? For all they knew…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/12/2016 on Thor +2
#36 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
After winter soldier, when Bucky was on the run, Avengers 2 came out and he could've askd Thor.
#37 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
Before all the Ultron crazy business obvs.
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#27 - sugoi (01/12/2016) [-]
If you don't find the body it means they're still alive.
This is a rule of the universe.
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#32 - Deavas (01/12/2016) [-]
9/11 begs to differ
#34 - djmaryhikineet (01/12/2016) [-]
#49 - This scenario doesnt specify a million what. We think dollars,…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Chose a button +21
#83 - skumbaner (01/11/2016) [-]
"You can have a million in whatever currency you want. Such as dollars, euros, bees, yen..."


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#124 - niimajneb (01/11/2016) [-]
I had a hearty laugh. Thanks, friend.
#3 - I recommend to most people who are doing their first run to ge…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on Brickrave +1
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#7 - kothaex (01/11/2016) [-]
I've finished the other souls games so once I had dodge and hit timing down, it changed from me struggling on the first level to doing everything in one go (except the hunters, fuck em.
#13 - I think the only problem I had with the movie was just the sou…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on Interstellar was an amazing... +1
#27 - brainbug (01/10/2016) [-]
I'm glad other people agree. I had to keep raising and lowering the volume so I could hear the dialogue and burst my eardrums.
#5 - We call him Tony Abbot here.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on Aussie pig saves the day +38
#7 - choconutty (01/10/2016) [-]
As an Australian Man I support this joke
#9 - They're learning. 01/10/2016 on Crocodile lures victim with... 0
#23 - If i remember the first one is real, but he has reconciled wit…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on was told to post here +2
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#89 - wrigleys (01/12/2016) [-]
do you have source?, i watched this a long time ago and i like to read the article if there's one