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Age: 111
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Video Games Played: Zip. Zero. Nada.
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PS3 Gamertag: Or PS3.
Interests: Not you, that's for sure.
Date Signed Up:12/03/2011
Last Login:5/27/2012
Location:It is not like you are gonna visit me
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#30 - Roses are red, Violets are blue, In the words of Yoda… 5 hours ago on Thor (Full Movie) 0
#28 - Too bad there's no movie for Hawkeye and Black Widow. 5 hours ago on Thor (Full Movie) 0
#139 - I just mentally shat my pants. 5 hours ago on UNBELIEVABLE +1
#269 - I don't have a license. So technically no, I'm not driving..  [+] (1 new reply) 18 hours ago on Troll dad 0
#275 - terrorrizor (18 hours ago) [-]
lolwut?
#35 - >Be carpet >Live in fat landlords building >…  [+] (8 new replies) 18 hours ago on don't know if ghost or need... +46
User avatar #37 - coolioplasm (17 hours ago) [-]
>Be dog
>Ugly 19 year old girl adopts me
>Goes into lounge room to see fat landlord shitting on dirty carpet
>Landlord leaves and ugly 19 year old girl yells at me
>Didn't even do it
>Next night she sees another shit on the floor made by the landlord
>I have to live in a crate
>More shit on the floor by that fucking landlord
>She gives me to some fat bastard
>He makes me lick peanut butter off of him
>Ugly owner picks me up and she moves
>WTF HAPPENED
User avatar #39 - achubbyginger (16 hours ago) [-]
>Be fat bastard
>Friends dog shits on carpet at night
>I offer to look after dog
>She accepts offer
>Dog comes home with me
>Rub peanut butter on ones self
>Dog gets excited
>Starts going apeshit
>Running in circles, into walls
>Suddenly wanders over
>Stairs me straight in the eye
>Shits on the carpet
>Shit sprays everywhere
>Send shitty dog back to original owner
>Have to lick peanut butter off myself.
#67 - goochtvi (11 hours ago) [-]
>Be wall
>live with some fat bastard
>fat bastard has peanut butter fetish
>have to watch him rub peanut butter on him every night
>can't do anything because i'm a wall
>fat bastard is looking after someones dog
>forces him to lick peanut butter off his hairy chest
>dog goes apeshit
>offer to help him get out
>dog runs into me in an attempt to commit suicide
>i tell dog to shit in his face
>dog shits in fat bastards face
>MFW
#49 - anonymous (12 hours ago) [-]
>Be battery
>Get put in camera
>See landlord shitting on carpet
>die
User avatar #62 - fukkendragonite (11 hours ago) [-]
>Be shit
>Squeezed out
>Cleaned up
>I'm back nigga
>Whatchya gunna do faggot?
#73 - matuxas (10 hours ago) [-]
> be camera
> put the fucking battery in me
> see landlord shitting on carpet
> battery starts crying
> landlord doesn't stop shitting
> kill the battery
> commit suicide
User avatar #89 - achubbyginger (4 hours ago) [-]
>be dog cage
>unused/unloved for years
>suddenly used by owner
>bastard dog inside me
>shits in me
>unused for another 10 years
#48 - anonymous (13 hours ago) [-]
This entire thread had me laughing harder than I have for months.
#19 - Lolwat  [+] (5 new replies) 18 hours ago on Title Deleted +12
#30 - fennoswede (15 hours ago) [-]
#29 - wedgie (15 hours ago) [-]
#23 - awhell (17 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #22 - kathuzada (17 hours ago) [-]
I have heard of that before, I went through the entire game to that point and didn't see it
#21 - xtremedeath (18 hours ago) [-]
I hate you now, the next time i play that game i am going to remember this
#18 - Wat 18 hours ago on Title Deleted 0
#77 - My 11 year old Nokia had never been recharged, but to this day… 19 hours ago on Why I prefer old phones 0
#128 - How to Amputate an Arm Like a Boss 1. Acquire axe …  [+] (1 new reply) 19 hours ago on Like a Morbid -3
User avatar #129 - truemox (19 hours ago) [-]
There was a recorded case of this very method being used by a Danish doctor in a middle eastern hospital about a thousand years ago. The patient immediately died of shock.
#371 - Did you also know there is a miniature elephant that is the si… 19 hours ago on NOPE +5
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#34 - anonymous (05/20/2012) [-]
Can you show me where I can find the Dragonstone?
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User avatar #35 to #34 - clairvoyance (05/20/2012) [-]
In Skyrim, your player must go deeper into Bleak Falls Barrow to get the dragonstone. This will guide the hero in venturing further underground, heading into the Bleak Falls Sanctum, unlocking the Golden Claw Puzzle, defeating the restless Draugr and then defeating the Draugr Overlord in getting the dragonstone. Yeah, pretty hard to do.
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#30 - boopbeepboop (05/14/2012) [-]
What's up clair?
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User avatar #32 to #30 - clairvoyance (05/15/2012) [-]
Nothin much, you still on Xbox live?
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#29 - JSTNBEIBER ONLINE (05/01/2012) [-]
Hey mister! You haven't added me yet, are you trying to tell me you don't like me?
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#31 to #29 - JSTNBEIBER ONLINE (05/14/2012) [-]
Yay you added me, Plus one self esteem!
Yay you added me, Plus one self esteem!
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User avatar #18 - Newantdroid ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
Hey there, it isn't a repost. I even have proof.
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User avatar #20 to #18 - clairvoyance (04/29/2012) [-]
I've seen it before. So did the other people. Why were you so quick to delete the comments if it wasn't a repost?
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User avatar #24 to #20 - Newantdroid ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
Did you see the link I gave you?
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User avatar #26 to #24 - clairvoyance (04/29/2012) [-]
The point is is that that was on FJ a couple months ago, and people told you it was a repost and you ignored them and deleted all the comments.
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User avatar #27 to #26 - Newantdroid ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
Whatever. You can go whine about how badly you want everyone to think that i'm reposting on my content if you'd like.
I have no point to prove to you.
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User avatar #28 to #27 - clairvoyance (04/29/2012) [-]
Obvious you thought you did, because you posted links and bitched about it to me. You are contradicting yourself. Now go cry in the corner.
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User avatar #22 to #20 - Newantdroid ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
I just don't like people getting the idea that if two people are saying it over one, they're right.
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User avatar #25 to #22 - clairvoyance (04/29/2012) [-]
There were other people saying it too genius. Go look.
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#6 - gavinchase (04/06/2012) [-]
Deleted my comment now?
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#8 to #6 - falloutplayer (04/06/2012) [-]
Are we going to start an internet fight?
Are we going to start an internet fight?
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User avatar #12 to #8 - gavinchase (04/06/2012) [-]
I guess it could be considered an internet fight, more like I say something and he replies with some childish remark like one below me "SUCK IT GAVIN" doesn't seem very mature to me. I guess that's what I should expect from a 9fag.
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#9 to #8 - clairvoyance (04/06/2012) [-]
Dammit I fucking loved that show. <SUCK IT GAVIN
Dammit I fucking loved that show.

<SUCK IT GAVIN
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#7 to #6 - clairvoyance (04/06/2012) [-]
I don't like you..
I don't like you..
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User avatar #10 to #7 - gavinchase (04/06/2012) [-]
I don't think you know this but I could have left you alone a long time ago if you just said "Please leave me alone." But you just never did, all you said is were things like, "Fuck you."
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#11 to #10 - clairvoyance (04/06/2012) [-]
I don't say please to fuckers like you!
I don't say please to fuckers like you!
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User avatar #13 to #11 - gavinchase (04/06/2012) [-]
I can see that you are quite mad...
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#14 to #13 - clairvoyance (04/06/2012) [-]
Mad or not, I got more swag than you.
Mad or not, I got more swag than you.
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User avatar #15 to #14 - gavinchase (04/06/2012) [-]
Really now, will swag get you a job, I don't think so, will swag get you good grades, I don't think so, I don't have swag because I am not in the 6th grade like you. Please age a little bit before trying to compare yourself to me. Also get a bigger vocabulary.
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User avatar #16 to #15 - clairvoyance (04/06/2012) [-]
My vocabulary is sufficient for my online habits. My grades are superb. Insult me again and I shall defenestrate you. Now stop your inaniloquent cacoethes or you will meet a wanweird. I ignore such witzelsucht such as yours. All you are is a ventripotent ulotrichous troll. Now cease this nonsense you slubberdegullion. And don't you dare insult my vocabulary again.
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User avatar #17 to #16 - gavinchase (04/06/2012) [-]
Well now doesn't someone feel superior now, how long did it take you to look up all those words? For all I know you could have just made up your grades... Besides it isn't hard to pass the 6th grade with nothing but an A.
 
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