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clairejen

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Gender: female
Date Signed Up:2/16/2010
Last Login:5/02/2014
Location:NJ
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latest user's comments

#16 - Don't make it Bat. 08/31/2012 on Gotham style +1
#1148 - hallo dur 08/23/2012 on Ask a DrCaverson 0
#74 - This is legitimately the funniest **** I've seen in lik… 08/23/2012 on Spider Yelling +6
#86 - hella copters. ohmy god 08/08/2012 on Ever heard of gravity? It's... +1
#85 - you just made me so happy  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2012 on Ever heard of gravity? It's... +3
#93 - daednevar (08/08/2012) [-]
glad to be of service, now that'll be tree fiddy
#1644 - HI :D FINALLY 08/08/2012 on All of my energy, wasted 0
#61 - thank you so much.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2012 on He mad +4
User avatar #75 - ryantheatheist (07/31/2012) [-]
so, sir. thank you.
#42 - i hope youre trolling. id like to think he meant hendrix  [+] (3 new replies) 07/31/2012 on He mad +17
User avatar #45 - ryantheatheist (07/31/2012) [-]
I did.
User avatar #61 - clairejen (07/31/2012) [-]
thank you so much.
User avatar #75 - ryantheatheist (07/31/2012) [-]
so, sir. thank you.
#218 - what the **** am i doing with my life 07/31/2012 on This Guy is Awesome 0
#199 - Comment deleted 07/26/2012 on Idiot 0

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #69 - dirtycowboyxx (03/09/2012) [-]
LONG LIVE PINK FLOYD <3
User avatar #70 to #69 - clairejen (03/09/2012) [-]
I FEEL YA BRO<3
#60 - SuperTroopers (01/31/2012) [-]
We're getting married.. That is all.
User avatar #61 to #60 - clairejen (01/31/2012) [-]
Oh, and what brings about this fine, unexpected proposal, my love?
User avatar #62 to #61 - SuperTroopers (01/31/2012) [-]
Your awesome but somewhat scary faces you posted on my picture dearest!
It shall be a wedding to be spoken of for centuries!!
User avatar #63 to #62 - clairejen (02/01/2012) [-]
But love, Im already taken! By a boy from the former friend zone, and he loves me! AND, he feeds me! How could I leave such a gentle soul for one whose lips mine have never grazed and for which my heart hasnt fluttered?
#64 to #63 - SuperTroopers (02/01/2012) [-]
Funnyjunk zoned D: </3
User avatar #66 to #64 - clairejen (02/01/2012) [-]
well at least on the bright side, i wont have to complain to you about what a douchecanoe my boyfriend is...because he isnt:3
#67 to #66 - njsfinest (02/01/2012) [-]
your boyfriend is an asshole though XD
User avatar #68 to #67 - clairejen (02/01/2012) [-]
only sometimes you are. but you cook for me and give me cuddles so its okay.
#65 to #64 - njsfinest (02/01/2012) [-]
lol thats a first
User avatar #39 - MitsukiOokami (12/26/2011) [-]
Hello random friend request.
User avatar #40 to #39 - clairejen (12/27/2011) [-]
Hey, I saw your comments on some Morbid Channel post about protection against spirits. I think that kind of thing is very cool, figured you'd be the type of person I could become friends with. Hope you dont mind.
User avatar #41 to #40 - MitsukiOokami (12/27/2011) [-]
Not at all, good to meet new people and share ideas.
User avatar #42 to #41 - clairejen (12/27/2011) [-]
I suppose. I dont know much at all about the supernatural but I find it all very interesting, to say the least.
User avatar #43 to #42 - MitsukiOokami (12/27/2011) [-]
For some people it is best not to know too much. It is a very interesting subject and it also varies between different sources and regions/religions. If you ever want to know something about supernatural stuff, I am well informed about a lot of topics. Don't be afraid to ask. :3
User avatar #44 to #43 - clairejen (12/27/2011) [-]
Well its hard to say I have any specific questions. But if theres any certain aspect of supernaturality thats your favorite and you feel like talking, im all ears:3
User avatar #45 to #44 - MitsukiOokami (12/27/2011) [-]
Well the things that interest me the most make people think that I'm insane or will piss off a lot of people. I mostly answer questions but I can give a bit of information about random topics here and there... gotta think of one XD there's so much to talk about.
User avatar #46 to #45 - clairejen (12/27/2011) [-]
start with ouija boards? Opinions, experiences, etc
User avatar #47 to #46 - MitsukiOokami (12/27/2011) [-]
I can't touch ouija boards. I touched one one time and i had a burn on my hand for the next few days where I had touched it. same goes for pendulums. ouija boards are a very dangerous device and I would caution against using one.
User avatar #48 to #47 - clairejen (12/27/2011) [-]
Ive been tempted but never had the balls to. I was gonna with my boyfriend and one of his friends at one point but I know Id freak out and theyd call me a baby 3:
User avatar #49 to #48 - MitsukiOokami (12/27/2011) [-]
I would caution against using them. There's a reason why I can't touch them, but that's another topic for another time. There are times when you will get nothing, but there is always the chance that you awaken something you don't want to wake up.
User avatar #50 to #49 - clairejen (12/27/2011) [-]
Whats the topic for another day? shall that day be tonight?
User avatar #51 to #50 - MitsukiOokami (12/27/2011) [-]
if you want. It's more of a religious belief than anything.
User avatar #52 to #51 - clairejen (12/27/2011) [-]
Go on...
User avatar #53 to #52 - MitsukiOokami (12/27/2011) [-]
So in my religion, we believe that not every human on earth has a human soul, but rather different species souls. One man may have a Kitsune soul while another has a human and another has a soul of a sprite of some sort. There's more to it buuuut it's difficult to explain. Whatever I am, I am "allergic" i guess you could say, to magic and dark arts.
User avatar #54 to #53 - clairejen (12/27/2011) [-]
When you say magic and dark arts, is that assuming youre "allergic" to good, bad, and neutral?
User avatar #55 to #54 - MitsukiOokami (12/27/2011) [-]
Magic as in anything relating to magic and witchcraft, dark arts (for lack of better word) meaning anything dealing with evil demonic entities.
User avatar #56 to #55 - clairejen (12/27/2011) [-]
Is that assuming that all magic is bad, because it tampers with things, or does your religion believe in both white and black magic?
User avatar #57 to #56 - MitsukiOokami (12/27/2011) [-]
we believe in both, but that it is directly harmful to certain creatures. I can name 3 off the top of my head that are harmed by it, regardless of it being good or bad.
User avatar #58 to #57 - clairejen (12/27/2011) [-]
Such as?
User avatar #59 to #58 - MitsukiOokami (12/27/2011) [-]
Certain sprites, wolfkind spirits, some fox spirits, Tree spirits.
User avatar #37 - jowblob (10/08/2011) [-]
You are a very very lucky guy.
User avatar #38 to #37 - clairejen (10/09/2011) [-]
I'm a girl, and thanks I guess...but why?
User avatar #33 - edzeppelin (08/17/2011) [-]
do you make those gifs?
User avatar #34 to #33 - clairejen (08/18/2011) [-]
no but i thought they were funny, so idk if they were a repost or not. ik the cat one was
User avatar #35 to #34 - edzeppelin (08/19/2011) [-]
I'm not hatin, I had a good laugh. I was just curious.
User avatar #36 to #35 - clairejen (08/19/2011) [-]
I understand, if i came across as rude I apologize:(
User avatar #26 - Nullifier (07/30/2011) [-]
We ran out of room again. If we're bad at being on at the same time, we're good at filling up comment threads. I'm on an OC spree because i've been reminiscing with my friend in times of boredom. Jetskiing is still awesome.
User avatar #27 to #26 - clairejen (07/30/2011) [-]
haha I hear ya. Howve you been nowadays anyway?
User avatar #28 to #27 - Nullifier (07/30/2011) [-]
Awesome...We finally did it. BTW im going to bed in a couple minutes.
User avatar #29 to #28 - clairejen (07/30/2011) [-]
wowwww. thanks hahaa
User avatar #30 to #29 - Nullifier (07/30/2011) [-]
yeahhhhh.............life is good......but i have to get up and leave in 6 hours..............well i guess i better go to bed. ill see if i can catch you tomorrow. if not, we'll continue as we always have..
User avatar #32 to #30 - clairejen (08/17/2011) [-]
hi thur
User avatar #31 to #30 - clairejen (07/30/2011) [-]
yeahi might not be on at all this week:( awhh. well sleep well :)
User avatar #5 - Nullifier (07/13/2011) [-]
ohai thar jen. respond to this on thursday :D
User avatar #6 to #5 - Nullifier (07/13/2011) [-]
btw im gonna go thumb every single post you have
because im just that nice/awesome/sexy/smart/honest/trustworthy/modest and all...jk
User avatar #7 to #6 - clairejen (07/14/2011) [-]
Hello there sunshine:)
User avatar #8 to #7 - Nullifier (07/15/2011) [-]
haha hey you still on? sorry i couldnt be on before, i was busy improving my sexy awesome tan
User avatar #9 to #8 - clairejen (07/15/2011) [-]
BAH HAH HAH im white as a ghost. no tan for meee
User avatar #10 to #9 - Nullifier (07/15/2011) [-]
Man, i suck at being on when you are. Well anyway, how have you been these past few days?
User avatar #11 to #10 - clairejen (07/16/2011) [-]
up and down, you know. boy troubles. it happens. long story. but i think im seeing another side of a good friend of mine. which could be good or bad. anywho im rambling. howve you been?
User avatar #12 to #11 - Nullifier (07/16/2011) [-]
ive been pretty good and i have time, i can hear a long story...now that i said that i realized i have to go to a party....if you say it here i'll read it when iget back...sorry i'm never on at the right time..
User avatar #13 to #12 - clairejen (07/17/2011) [-]
its cool, we can talk like this haha. maybe one day well be on at the same time. watch out though, that will be a cold day in hell. lol
User avatar #14 to #13 - Nullifier (07/17/2011) [-]
oh yes it will...i'll ride my winged pig..
User avatar #15 to #14 - clairejen (07/18/2011) [-]
my dad just bought me a heath blizzard from dq. day made
User avatar #16 to #15 - Nullifier (07/18/2011) [-]
im jealous. sharing is caring...
User avatar #17 to #16 - clairejen (07/22/2011) [-]
But I ate it cause you werent online:3
User avatar #18 to #17 - Nullifier (07/22/2011) [-]
d'aww...well i had chocolate yesterday...but i ate it since i wasnt online to know if you were online :P
User avatar #19 to #18 - clairejen (07/24/2011) [-]
i have chocolate anytime i want it haha. u jelly bro? and its my bday woo:D
User avatar #20 to #19 - Nullifier (07/24/2011) [-]
aw i missed your birthday...happy birthday!
im in north carolina now so i cant bring you cake..sorry...
User avatar #21 to #20 - clairejen (07/26/2011) [-]
FedEx is reliable XD hahaha
User avatar #22 to #21 - Nullifier (07/26/2011) [-]
hahaha ok ill consider it. dear lord im so tan
User avatar #23 to #22 - clairejen (07/29/2011) [-]
i cant tan for my life. im like sheet white. it sucks not being able to tan if i wanted to, but other than not having the option its not too bad XD if that makes sense to you
User avatar #24 to #23 - Nullifier (07/29/2011) [-]
yeah sure. that's like my stepmom. shes super duper white its pretty funny.
Jetskiing is freakin awesome, on a side note
User avatar #25 to #24 - clairejen (07/29/2011) [-]
Ill do that saturday:D im going down the shore for a week starting saturday
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User avatar #2 - clairejen (11/25/2010) [-]
....oh. Lmfao
User avatar #1 - yerREALdad (11/25/2010) [-]
Your comment virginity has just been taken.
Anybody have a moist towelette ?
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