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Gender: male
Age: 22
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/cknight345
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, N64
Video Games Played: NHL, COD, NCAA Football
X-box Gamertag: conley92
Date Signed Up:1/31/2010
Last Login:11/05/2012
Location:Pennsylvania
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Favorite Tags: Music (2)

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#167 - Don't be a nit picker 04/11/2012 on Challenge half-assed is... +5
#160 - Wow. 04/11/2012 on Telling it how it is 0
#243 - Hell no. That's what made me think it could be fake. However t…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2012 on Bad luck Brian gets a job! +1
#494 - pukingrainbows (04/11/2012) [-]
sluts, amirite?
User avatar #497 - cjklefty (04/12/2012) [-]
Yes you are
#158 - I don't know what a single one of those lines meant....... 04/11/2012 on Telling it how it is 0
#155 - She.....Growls?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2012 on Telling it how it is 0
User avatar #156 - rapetape (04/11/2012) [-]
Like the wild nigress she is.
User avatar #160 - cjklefty (04/11/2012) [-]
Wow.
#230 - I had that thought in my mind but I was never sure.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/11/2012 on Bad luck Brian gets a job! +1
User avatar #240 - pukingrainbows (04/11/2012) [-]
If you we a chick (not planning on doing porn)would you let that guy touch you? He's so fucking creepy lol
User avatar #243 - cjklefty (04/11/2012) [-]
Hell no. That's what made me think it could be fake. However there are skanks that would do that. I honestly don't know.
#494 - pukingrainbows (04/11/2012) [-]
sluts, amirite?
User avatar #497 - cjklefty (04/12/2012) [-]
Yes you are
#216 - Comment deleted 04/11/2012 on best job 0
#215 - Comment deleted 04/11/2012 on best job +2
#213 - Comment deleted 04/11/2012 on best job +1
#211 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2012 on best job +5
#253 - ottovantwo Comment deleted by cjklefty
#256 - cjklefty Comment deleted by cjklefty
#157 - ****** SRS? 04/11/2012 on Haven't seen this on here... -1
#769 - That's the wrong kind of brown people... 04/11/2012 on Power Rangers 0
#343 - I can't speak to the rehab ones because I've never had one but…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/11/2012 on You don't say. ( Big image,... 0
User avatar #344 - lolollo (04/11/2012) [-]
Yeah, I know about the green ones. I drink one every once in a while to remind myself of why I don't drink them. I get through a 4th of it and think "I feel like I've had enough". I know how things like carbonation, sugar, and caffeine effect your body. I drink the rehab because, well...the whole point of being addicted to energy drinks is to drink energy drinks. I like it, it gives me a buzz, and with the lemonade rehab takes like crack covered crack deep fried in crack. Since I'm going to drink energy drinks anyway, I'd rather pick the one that's non carbonated and at least has some of that shit that's good for you, insignificance of what's needed aside.

It's like parenting: You can teach your kids about sex. You can teach your kids the dangers of sex. The one thing you're probably NOT going to do is keep your kids from having sex at least once in their lives. With that, it's more worth your effort to teach your kids to at least be smart about sex than to try and suppress it altogether.

Besides, I try to only have one can at a time. I'm not guzzling the shit at every waking minute. Shit's expensive.
User avatar #345 - cjklefty (04/11/2012) [-]
Don't worry about carbonation. It's harmless. Carbon dioxide isn't poisonous in small doses like that. It only kills you because it suffocates you.
User avatar #346 - lolollo (04/11/2012) [-]
I know it's not toxic. Were it toxic, I'd be dead a long time ago from drinking Dr. Pepper non stop. It does, however, have this nasty tendency to dehydrate you, which is what's bad about drinking it on extended road trips, or while working out. It's one of the reasons they barred us from drinking it during training periods. Carbonated alcohol does the same thing...you know...aside from the OTHER thing...
User avatar #347 - cjklefty (04/11/2012) [-]
Well alcohol dehydrates you to begin with. It's what causes the majority of a hangover.
User avatar #349 - lolollo (04/11/2012) [-]
Yep, yet people still scoff at me when I tell their retarded ass to drink water when they complain of a hangover. Funniest shit about the weekend.
User avatar #350 - cjklefty (04/12/2012) [-]
Yeah whenever I drink and I start to get buzzed I drink a glass of water then every other drink I have another glass of water and then one at the end of the night. I drank half 5th of crown royal, 2 shots of tequilla, and 5 beers and just had a slight headache the next day using that method.
#249 - And diabeeeetus in a can. That's why I don't drink energy drin…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2012 on You don't say. ( Big image,... +1
#251 - Kittehh (04/11/2012) [-]
#7 - ok  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2012 on KTT is a badass -2
#8 - goodguypacha (04/11/2012) [-]
I'll thumb all your comments up, because you are civil and I respect that.
#2 - Mowgli was Indian... 04/11/2012 on When a white kid tries to... 0
#5 - What? No, he's just obnoxious whenever he speaks. It's annoying.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/11/2012 on KTT is a badass -3
#6 - goodguypacha (04/11/2012) [-]
You are entitled to your opinion, I won't argue further.
User avatar #7 - cjklefty (04/11/2012) [-]
ok
#8 - goodguypacha (04/11/2012) [-]
I'll thumb all your comments up, because you are civil and I respect that.
#242 - Also, I would advise not drinking monster...  [+] (3 new replies) 04/11/2012 on You don't say. ( Big image,... 0
#248 - Kittehh (04/11/2012) [-]
I don't... I took three sips of that shit and I was shaking for the rest of the night. And it tastes like cough syrup...

Cough syrup flavored, heart-attack-in-a-can.
User avatar #249 - cjklefty (04/11/2012) [-]
And diabeeeetus in a can. That's why I don't drink energy drinks. It's just a bunch of sugar, caffeine, and some artificial flavor.
#251 - Kittehh (04/11/2012) [-]
#3 - 45 seconds in and he's already obnoxious..  [+] (5 new replies) 04/11/2012 on KTT is a badass -2
#4 - goodguypacha (04/11/2012) [-]
It's a 3 part video, it's 43 min. Obviously you won't look your best after 30 min of speaking.
User avatar #5 - cjklefty (04/11/2012) [-]
What? No, he's just obnoxious whenever he speaks. It's annoying.
#6 - goodguypacha (04/11/2012) [-]
You are entitled to your opinion, I won't argue further.
User avatar #7 - cjklefty (04/11/2012) [-]
ok
#8 - goodguypacha (04/11/2012) [-]
I'll thumb all your comments up, because you are civil and I respect that.
#1 - Cruise control 04/11/2012 on HAPPENS EVERY TIMES 0
#225 - The people that wrote the description on the can for one.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/11/2012 on You don't say. ( Big image,... 0
#240 - Kittehh (04/11/2012) [-]
Whutevz. :P I was just explaining why the meme was used.
User avatar #242 - cjklefty (04/11/2012) [-]
Also, I would advise not drinking monster...
#248 - Kittehh (04/11/2012) [-]
I don't... I took three sips of that shit and I was shaking for the rest of the night. And it tastes like cough syrup...

Cough syrup flavored, heart-attack-in-a-can.
User avatar #249 - cjklefty (04/11/2012) [-]
And diabeeeetus in a can. That's why I don't drink energy drinks. It's just a bunch of sugar, caffeine, and some artificial flavor.
#251 - Kittehh (04/11/2012) [-]
#3 - Says to prank call a bitch Doesn't give a number OP is… 04/11/2012 on this chick made a fake... 0
#1 - Same 04/11/2012 on Title 0
#127 - And I guess people thought that picture conveys my emotions on… 04/11/2012 on New Condescending Wonka 0
#125 - Yeah, that ****** hilarious. 04/11/2012 on New Condescending Wonka 0

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#41 - karhunperse (04/18/2012) [-]
Scratch is going to rape you tomorrow.
#40 - therealsolarflare **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#39 - DareDaShit (04/18/2012) [-]
Vinyl Scratch is going to rape you tomorrow
#38 - seekay (04/18/2012) [-]
Vinyl will rape you tomorrow night.
User avatar #42 to #38 - cjklefty (04/18/2012) [-]
Link to my profile being rolled?
User avatar #43 to #42 - seekay (04/18/2012) [-]
It's in the ponythread, would take a bit until I found it.
User avatar #37 - walcorn (04/18/2012) [-]
Tomorrow night... You will be raped by Vinyl Scratch
User avatar #32 - crutoncrazy (04/13/2012) [-]
Howdy sir, I seemed to have rolled your profile... BE MY FRIEND.
User avatar #34 to #32 - cjklefty (04/13/2012) [-]
And I thumbed your comment back up so you didn't get negative thumbs for rolling my name
User avatar #35 to #34 - crutoncrazy (04/13/2012) [-]
How kind of you! I like making new friends but negative thumbs aren't my thing. I believe we haven't been formally introduced, I'm crutoncrazy...And you?
User avatar #36 to #35 - cjklefty (04/17/2012) [-]
I am cjklefty. Sorry for the long response time. I haven't been on in a while.
User avatar #33 to #32 - cjklefty (04/13/2012) [-]
Indeed!
#25 - zogo (03/11/2012) [-]
LOL! Look @ This Faggot user, He's been here since like what? 2010? And I started today, yet I'm already being a badass. You jelly brah?
#26 to #25 - cjklefty (03/11/2012) [-]
I'm not too sure what you're trying to say. I don't speak faggot.
I'm not too sure what you're trying to say. I don't speak faggot.
User avatar #23 - Pharonix (03/06/2012) [-]
love ya man!
User avatar #24 to #23 - cjklefty (03/07/2012) [-]
You're pretty late to the party, man.
#22 - cjklefty (03/06/2012) [-]
I love all you too.
I love all you too.
User avatar #21 - mirtoulini (03/06/2012) [-]
you must be loved by everyone on this planet! you're awesome
User avatar #20 - rawrisme (03/06/2012) [-]
I have a deep burning passionate love for you.
Let's have intercourse.

#19 - eshaythewolf (03/06/2012) [-]
You're awesome, we love you man.
User avatar #17 - jetanotheranon (03/06/2012) [-]
bro...bro! BRO!!!

i love u
#16 - froggoddess (03/06/2012) [-]
I love you   
   
Opposite .gif is opposite.    
   
   
(I'm a white chubby woman in clothes.)
I love you

Opposite .gif is opposite.


(I'm a white chubby woman in clothes.)
User avatar #15 - lodestone (03/06/2012) [-]
I love you, man.
#14 - barbiebril (03/06/2012) [-]
I love you bro <3
I love you bro <3
#12 - ricktrolled (03/05/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

User avatar #7 - AnAwesomeAardvark (03/05/2012) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #8 to #7 - cjklefty (03/05/2012) [-]
Oh, why is that?
User avatar #13 to #10 - cjklefty (03/05/2012) [-]
It's actually really weird that I got picked because yesterday I rolled on a pic like that and got it first try.
User avatar #11 to #10 - cjklefty (03/05/2012) [-]
Yeah, I already saw.
User avatar #3 - kingofpandas (05/27/2011) [-]
Hey bro, what was your comment on "But I promised" that got deleted? I was curious cause its a douche move for an OP to delete a high rated comment.
#4 to #3 - cjklefty (05/27/2011) [-]
I said "who actually friend requested you" with this pic.
The guy can't take a joke on website dedicated to funny
User avatar #5 to #4 - kingofpandas (05/27/2011) [-]
Lol wow, I've seen way worse stuff not get deleted, your comment is just straight up funny.
User avatar #6 to #5 - cjklefty (05/27/2011) [-]
Yeah. I give it 10 min before he deletes every comment i made on his post.
User avatar #1 - Falkor (04/07/2010) [-]
I accidently deleted your comment on my POW MIA post, thank you for going to bat for me. I thought it was the other guys comment.
User avatar #2 to #1 - cjklefty (04/08/2010) [-]
It's no problem plus he was being a penis licker
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