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Steam Profile: Christophisky
Consoles Owned: Gameboy, Nintendo DSi, N64, Gamecube, Wii , PS3, PC, Xbox
Video Games Played: too many games to list
PS3 Gamertag: christophisky69
Date Signed Up:10/18/2011
Last Login:5/18/2013
Location:Australia
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Comment Ranking:#953
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I am only one man with one heart...Call me a demon, call me a monster...but I can't be the strongest forever..

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#161 - What do they want from us? You can be a good guy, show them lo…  [+] (3 new replies) 15 hours ago on Relevant & relatable (or... +1
User avatar #172 - eddi (14 hours ago) [-]
thats not true.
there are believe it or not chicks who like guys who dont look emaciated, that choke on their beverages from laughing on this site..that dont want a stereotypical douche bag who lives at the gym and survives on monsters and cliff bars.

there are chicks out there that just want a funny kind of immature and nerdy/geeky/dorky guy..but cant seem to find one.

i know this because im one of them.
it goes both ways.

so calm your tits, yours hasnt arrived yet.
#203 - N. Korean citizen (13 hours ago) [-]
I've found one, but I can't have a decent fucking conversation with them because (1) I'm not part of their group of friends and don't see this group enough to have a chance to join it and (2) Every time I try to talk to someone I'm not very close to I come off as aloof and can't think of anything decent to say.
Every single time it never goes anywhere outside of:
"So are you ready for this test?" "Yeah, I guess" *insert some meaningless blathering about how we feel about the test material, teacher, etc.*
#189 - alucord (14 hours ago) [-]
Oh I see my problem, I just have to BODY of a douche bad and a mind of nerd!
That way I can repulse everyone!

Your avatar made your advice that much better
#154 - I used to be really fat and I thought that's why girls never l…  [+] (6 new replies) 15 hours ago on Relevant & relatable (or... +5
User avatar #254 - alucord (12 hours ago) [-]
Don't regret that.
I sure as hell don't, now I don't need any of those bitches!



at least that is what I tell myself when I cry myself to sleep
#158 - alucord (15 hours ago) [-]
I have almost given up
#161 - cjasper (15 hours ago) [-]
What do they want from us? You can be a good guy, show them love and change every part of yourself and they still reject the hell out of us.
User avatar #172 - eddi (14 hours ago) [-]
thats not true.
there are believe it or not chicks who like guys who dont look emaciated, that choke on their beverages from laughing on this site..that dont want a stereotypical douche bag who lives at the gym and survives on monsters and cliff bars.

there are chicks out there that just want a funny kind of immature and nerdy/geeky/dorky guy..but cant seem to find one.

i know this because im one of them.
it goes both ways.

so calm your tits, yours hasnt arrived yet.
#203 - N. Korean citizen (13 hours ago) [-]
I've found one, but I can't have a decent fucking conversation with them because (1) I'm not part of their group of friends and don't see this group enough to have a chance to join it and (2) Every time I try to talk to someone I'm not very close to I come off as aloof and can't think of anything decent to say.
Every single time it never goes anywhere outside of:
"So are you ready for this test?" "Yeah, I guess" *insert some meaningless blathering about how we feel about the test material, teacher, etc.*
#189 - alucord (14 hours ago) [-]
Oh I see my problem, I just have to BODY of a douche bad and a mind of nerd!
That way I can repulse everyone!

Your avatar made your advice that much better
#135 - well what about really tall people, who need big clothes? 15 hours ago on Know the difference. +3
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User avatar #42 - admin (05/16/2013) [-]
i love you <3
#44 to #42 - onomatopenis (05/17/2013) [-]
Wanker
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User avatar #43 to #42 - cjasper (05/16/2013) [-]
fuck off
#28 - xtrem (09/04/2012) [-]
why u invite me to ur friends list they are scary
#29 to #28 - cjasper (09/05/2012) [-]
because I wanna be friends
#30 to #29 - xtrem (09/05/2012) [-]
friendship
#24 - tinyer ONLINE (03/07/2012) [-]
AAAH! A NIGGER!
AAAH! A NIGGER!
User avatar #23 - laughaha (03/07/2012) [-]
Nigger
User avatar #20 - naginatorz (03/06/2012) [-]
i love you bro.
User avatar #19 - sirfistalot (03/06/2012) [-]
dude I love you,no homo.
#3 - tahusauras **User deleted account** (12/18/2011) [-]
hello fellow FJer, i'm your secret santa and will be giving you a video and a gif :D  
  
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hello fellow FJer, i'm your secret santa and will be giving you a video and a gif :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90rHFreKjvs
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