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#85 - clavatninenine (08/09/2014) [-]
You began your journey as a human, but gave that up as you explored the dangers of this realm. You are a 7 foot 7 inch tall dragon-morph, with an average-sized frame and great musculature. You are currently wearing your black leather armor surrounded by voluminous robes and using your large claymore as a weapon. Your face is a narrow, reptilian muzzle. It looks like a predatory lizard’s, at first glance, but with an unusual array of spikes along the under-jaw. It gives you a regal but fierce visage. Opening your mouth reveals several rows of dagger-like sharp teeth. The fearsome visage is decorated by red skin. It has a well-defined jawline and a fairly masculine profile. The flowing locks of gray hair atop your head is parted by a pair of rounded protrusions with small holes on the sides of your head serve as your ears. Bony fins sprout behind them. Your mouth contains a thick, fleshy tongue that, if you so desire, can telescope to a distance of about four feet. It has sufficient manual dexterity that you can use it almost like a third arm. Two pairs of horns, roughly a foot long, sprout from the sides of your head. They sweep back and give you a fearsome look, almost like the dragons from your village’s legends.
#86 - clavatninenine (08/09/2014) [-]
You have a humanoid shape with the usual torso, arms, hands, and fingers. Magnificent wings sprout from your shoulders. When unfurled they stretch further than your arm span, and a single beat of them is all you need to set out toward the sky. They look a bit like bat’s wings, but the membranes are covered in fine, delicate scales and a wicked talon juts from the end of each bone. You have noticeable thighs that give you a graceful stride, and your shapely, toned ass fills out your clothing nicely. A thin, scaly, prehensile reptilian tail, almost as long as you are tall, swings behind you like a living bullwhip. Its tip menaces with spikes of bone, meant to deliver painful blows. Two human-like legs grow down from your ample hips, sheathed in scales and ending in clawed feet. There are three long toes on the front, and a small hind-claw on the back.
You have two flat breasts, each supporting one 0.2-inch nipple.
#87 - clavatninenine (08/09/2014) [-]
Your unusual endowment is 14 inches long and two inches wide. With its tapered tip, there are few holes you wouldn’t be able to get into. It has a strange, knot-like bulb at its base, but doesn’t usually flare during arousal as a dog’s knot would.
A scaley pouch hugs your two testes tightly against your body. You estimate each of them to be about two inches across.
You have one virgin ass, placed between your butt-cheeks where it belongs.
Your ears are pierced with onyx earrings.
You have 50561 shining gems, collected in your travels.
#94 - megayoming (08/09/2014) [-]
Its soft core if you don't get the image pack. lord knows i did.
Jojo trained me i have mastered Unarmed combat and use white magic like the god i am. still fully human but with Large Feathery wings that sprout from my back.
And i use Spiked gauntlets when i fight srsly.
I have over 89 harpy children.
13 Sharkgirls and 32 Tigersharks
98k children with the Ant queen and i am level 40.
Well over a million shekils. and 800 goblin daughters.
i have no shame.
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