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Date Signed Up:12/09/2012
Last Login:8/29/2014
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#36 - swedishassassin (22 hours ago) [-]
No, but I don have some self-pride left
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User avatar #105 - valyn (08/27/2014) [-]
Pure coincidence lol, FJ doesn't have a patent on the colors green and purple
#23 - *Femcelerator (rule63) 08/26/2014 on Dammit, Mom! +3
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#136 - When we're young, my parents used to hit me and my older siste… 08/20/2014 on You don't know that feel 0
#78 - thanks kind skullface, this should be rather enlighting  [+] (12 new replies) 08/09/2014 on Homework +2
#79 - megayoming (08/09/2014) [-]

For the soft core users.
User avatar #85 - clavatninenine (08/09/2014) [-]
You began your journey as a human, but gave that up as you explored the dangers of this realm. You are a 7 foot 7 inch tall dragon-morph, with an average-sized frame and great musculature. You are currently wearing your black leather armor surrounded by voluminous robes and using your large claymore as a weapon. Your face is a narrow, reptilian muzzle. It looks like a predatory lizard’s, at first glance, but with an unusual array of spikes along the under-jaw. It gives you a regal but fierce visage. Opening your mouth reveals several rows of dagger-like sharp teeth. The fearsome visage is decorated by red skin. It has a well-defined jawline and a fairly masculine profile. The flowing locks of gray hair atop your head is parted by a pair of rounded protrusions with small holes on the sides of your head serve as your ears. Bony fins sprout behind them. Your mouth contains a thick, fleshy tongue that, if you so desire, can telescope to a distance of about four feet. It has sufficient manual dexterity that you can use it almost like a third arm. Two pairs of horns, roughly a foot long, sprout from the sides of your head. They sweep back and give you a fearsome look, almost like the dragons from your village’s legends.
User avatar #86 - clavatninenine (08/09/2014) [-]
You have a humanoid shape with the usual torso, arms, hands, and fingers. Magnificent wings sprout from your shoulders. When unfurled they stretch further than your arm span, and a single beat of them is all you need to set out toward the sky. They look a bit like bat’s wings, but the membranes are covered in fine, delicate scales and a wicked talon juts from the end of each bone. You have noticeable thighs that give you a graceful stride, and your shapely, toned ass fills out your clothing nicely. A thin, scaly, prehensile reptilian tail, almost as long as you are tall, swings behind you like a living bullwhip. Its tip menaces with spikes of bone, meant to deliver painful blows. Two human-like legs grow down from your ample hips, sheathed in scales and ending in clawed feet. There are three long toes on the front, and a small hind-claw on the back.

You have two flat breasts, each supporting one 0.2-inch nipple.
User avatar #87 - clavatninenine (08/09/2014) [-]
Your unusual endowment is 14 inches long and two inches wide. With its tapered tip, there are few holes you wouldn’t be able to get into. It has a strange, knot-like bulb at its base, but doesn’t usually flare during arousal as a dog’s knot would.
A scaley pouch hugs your two testes tightly against your body. You estimate each of them to be about two inches across.

You have one virgin ass, placed between your butt-cheeks where it belongs.

Your ears are pierced with onyx earrings.

You have 50561 shining gems, collected in your travels.
User avatar #88 - clavatninenine (08/09/2014) [-]
#94 - megayoming (08/09/2014) [-]
I like it.

Its soft core if you don't get the image pack. lord knows i did.

Jojo trained me i have mastered Unarmed combat and use white magic like the god i am. still fully human but with Large Feathery wings that sprout from my back.

And i use Spiked gauntlets when i fight srsly.

I have over 89 harpy children.

13 Sharkgirls and 32 Tigersharks

98k children with the Ant queen and i am level 40.

day 993472.

Well over a million shekils. and 800 goblin daughters.

i have no shame.
User avatar #95 - clavatninenine (08/09/2014) [-]
...no Ember?

What the fuck is wrong with?
#96 - megayoming (08/09/2014) [-]
I already got one dragon Lady. I left the egg in the swamp i could still get her but im waiting for the patch that has a non corrupted Ember.

Was thinking about breaking the egg but then i realized that would be Genocide.

So i will get her after the patch.
User avatar #98 - clavatninenine (08/09/2014) [-]
and imo Khia is a dragon wannabee.

Ember is an actual dragon.

Plus she turns you into a dragon and it's fucking beast.
User avatar #97 - clavatninenine (08/09/2014) [-]
Never kill Ember.


She is my Waifu.
#99 - megayoming (08/09/2014) [-]
After the patch i will get her.

Hope its soon I don't like the idea of killing her/ Corrupting her as im a non corrupted hero.
#83 - carlsaganrealness (08/09/2014) [-]
corruption of champions isn't what soft core users go for

shit is fucked yo
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