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#4 - I don't have a foil copy sadly enough, but I've seen it in per… 05/16/2015 on MTG Art Nr. 1 +2
#2 - How could you leave out one of the best pieces of art in the game?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/16/2015 on MTG Art Nr. 1 +8
#29 - irishlawyer (05/17/2015) [-]
I'm gonna be the asshole who points out that that card you posted is from Ravnica, while the content is mostly from Theros
User avatar #35 - leoroxis (05/17/2015) [-]
There's a Daring Skyjek though, that's ravnica
#3 - perun (05/16/2015) [-]
Because the folder is so big, but thanks for posting it. It's really amazing. Do you got the foil version?
User avatar #4 - cienbur (05/16/2015) [-]
I don't have a foil copy sadly enough, but I've seen it in person, each panel of stained glass gets a slightly different treatment, it looks stunning.
#5 - Idiocy 05/15/2015 on DnD Highlights -1
#2 - Oh, our education system allows them to teach that other count…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/10/2015 on I think I just lost some... +163
User avatar #84 - OOOnelsonOOO (04/11/2015) [-]
I live in Kentucky. We have one of the worst school systems in the world. More than 1/2 of the teachers I had from kindergarten to graduation are/were in jail for abuse of students (sexual and/or physical). The "core content" that they taught us was mostly lies and just flat out wrong. Here's some things that I was taught between 2000-2013

In elementary school we were told that black people, mexican, and orientals couldn't interbreed with white people normally, because it would cause genetic problems, and cause them to get sick their whole lives. Being 7 years old, and having only seen one person in my entire life that wasn't white, I believed them.

When I was in middle school a teacher told me that slavery was novel in america - and that no other civilizations had done it before I pointed out that the bible written long before the "new world" was discovered contained direct references to slavery.

When I was a freshman, I was told that there has never been any evidence for evolution, but the school board still insist on teaching it. I told the teacher about moths changing color after industrialization, and she said that god could have easily changed their colors too.

When I was a junior, we had a cookout for the end of year party. The truck that brought the grills was painted as a confederate flag. One of the four black guys in the school got pissed at how racist it was, but was told "it's a heritage thing, you people don't understand that you should respect your heritage."
#193 - luluwho (04/29/2015) [-]
AMEN !!! In 7th grade I had to answer a question on Indians that was an out right lie, and tho the teacher sadly said "I know" and agreed with me, she said she had to mark me wrong if I put the true answer instead of what the school board insists and that it could cost her job if she didn't do it they way they want. I went ahead and marked the wrong answer for the grade and wrote "Big Fat Lie" on the paper next to the question. Got an A she was an exp. nice teacher. Many were seriously psychotic, esp. Mrs. Nash in the 4th grade (Owensboro - Washington Elementary, now called Sutton). Also, no relation, Mr. Nash the gym teacher is 7th grade... I was telling my older brother one day how creepy he was, and he said they fired him years ago for being seen by the river with a teen girl that was found sexually assaulted and dead the next day, then they must have secretly hired him back when no one was looking. By the end of that year, he was back in trouble for having sex with a 15 year old girl right there in the school library and was seen by several kids and the librarian. All they did about it was fire him. I wonder if/when they hired him back again. Tha Bastards What town did you not get a good education in ? My old house
User avatar #174 - fukinitech (04/11/2015) [-]
damn teachers actually are taught to teach that? i always thought it was a running joke that that's what some schools teach, im from SC and i haven't had any teachers tell me anything like that
User avatar #189 - OOOnelsonOOO (04/11/2015) [-]
Not every teacher was bad. I had three really great teachers, (two in highschool multiple times, and one in middle school) - the best teacher I ever had was my middle school (7th) Social studies teacher; his focus was more on "how to learn" and "how to tell if something's bullshit" rather than social studies.

User avatar #139 - lakumy (04/11/2015) [-]
If you don't mind me asking, which city do you live in? I live in Louisville and besides the Ghetto/Redneck zones our education system is pretty decent.
User avatar #187 - OOOnelsonOOO (04/11/2015) [-]
Quite a bit south of Louisville, closer to central Kentucky.
User avatar #87 - bible (04/11/2015) [-]
Sounds like a fun place. I got a buddy from Kentucky. Interesting guy.
User avatar #85 - OOOnelsonOOO (04/11/2015) [-]
Apologizes, in the second sentence I meant to type "in the country"*
#62 - onegaishimasu (04/10/2015) [-]
You can't even tell that. For all we know, she just accepted that as fact from a fellow stranger. which is acceptable, because this stranger isn't a white cis gendered male he even said so himself
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#13 - Picture 04/10/2015 on FNaF Movie 0
#58 - **cienbur used "*roll 3, 0-999999999*"** **cienbur rolls 49… 04/09/2015 on Steam Giveaway 2:Autistic... 0
#187 - Are you Chinese? 04/06/2015 on Win A steam game +1
#8 - you are supposed to list a few items that will get you a stran…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2015 on Win A steam game +1
User avatar #11 - deadninja (04/05/2015) [-]
teddy bear
#3 - I don't think that you understand  [+] (3 new replies) 04/05/2015 on Win A steam game +1
User avatar #5 - deadninja (04/05/2015) [-]
im tired as shit so probly not
User avatar #8 - cienbur (04/05/2015) [-]
you are supposed to list a few items that will get you a strange look if purchased together
User avatar #11 - deadninja (04/05/2015) [-]
teddy bear
#11 - anytime 04/05/2015 on MTG: Custom Cards 0

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User avatar #777 - magikarpforlife (07/09/2014) [-]
selling weed?
User avatar #778 to #777 - cienbur ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #779 to #778 - magikarpforlife (07/09/2014) [-]
what do you want for em?
User avatar #780 to #779 - cienbur ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
not really sure to be honest
User avatar #781 to #780 - magikarpforlife (07/09/2014) [-]
do you collect anything specific?
User avatar #782 to #781 - cienbur ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
I used to but I don't actually come to items much anymore, it was wolf bones before the reset, also was trying for ore badges to make weapons
User avatar #786 to #782 - magikarpforlife (07/09/2014) [-]
wait, i have straight up weapons. how many weapons would you want?
User avatar #784 to #782 - magikarpforlife (07/09/2014) [-]
for both
User avatar #783 to #782 - magikarpforlife (07/09/2014) [-]
i have lots of ore, do you want some? if so, how much?
User avatar #785 to #783 - cienbur ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Not really sure, I haven't been around so I don't know about the value of weed to ores anymore
User avatar #787 to #785 - magikarpforlife (07/09/2014) [-]
do you just want a bunch of straight up weapons? donor can help us with this because im as clueless as you. donor, how many weapons per weed?
User avatar #788 to #787 - donor (07/09/2014) [-]
that really depends on what weapons
User avatar #792 to #791 - donor (07/09/2014) [-]
not really, those weapons aren't worth a lot
User avatar #793 to #792 - magikarpforlife (07/09/2014) [-]
shiiiiit. what if i throw in 200 more of each ore
User avatar #794 to #793 - donor (07/09/2014) [-]
ore isn't worth much either but I guess it's ok then
User avatar #795 to #794 - magikarpforlife (07/09/2014) [-]
thanks for the help!
User avatar #789 to #788 - magikarpforlife (07/09/2014) [-]
**** , i thought they were all the same... ill just send some
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User avatar #776 - ied (03/13/2014) [-]
can i buy tat weed
User avatar #772 - allofthefish (07/14/2013) [-]
hey man, can i ask a question?
User avatar #771 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
User avatar #767 - nippuhl (07/10/2013) [-]
can u accept trade
User avatar #769 to #767 - nippuhl (07/11/2013) [-]
cienbur i took my trade out
let me know when you're back online
User avatar #749 - nippuhl (07/10/2013) [-]
can you accept
i'll throw in an extra 5k if you accept right now!
User avatar #751 to #749 - cienbur ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
what's the rush
User avatar #752 to #751 - nippuhl (07/10/2013) [-]
I have to go really soon and I won't be on for a few hours
User avatar #754 to #752 - cienbur ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
it's not going anywhere, i'll hold it
User avatar #758 to #754 - nippuhl (07/10/2013) [-]
help me!
User avatar #761 to #758 - cienbur ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
dude, i have no idea what's going on, why you need it so soon, and aurify put a prideful wise old dragon ontop of 55k rit, so i think it's better that you wait until i firgure out what the hell is going on
User avatar #763 to #761 - nippuhl (07/10/2013) [-]
but... do you want to accept items that were scammed for?
I can add a chest rare too (taht's 30k rits)
User avatar #764 to #763 - cienbur ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
like i said, i'm confused as all hell and trying to figure out what's going on, i'm not one to beleive everything instantly so hang on.
User avatar #765 to #764 - nippuhl (07/10/2013) [-]
but you hardly come on
please i need it badly because it's my favorite item
50k rit + 1 chest rare (better than old stolen dragon)
User avatar #773 to #765 - ied (12/01/2013) [-]
lol what was this for? :')
User avatar #774 to #773 - nippuhl (12/02/2013) [-]
i got it
User avatar #775 to #774 - ied (12/02/2013) [-]
lol nice
User avatar #755 to #754 - nippuhl (07/10/2013) [-]
what if i add 10k
please i need this bad
User avatar #746 - quincyadam (07/10/2013) [-]
hey man

remember me?
User avatar #747 to #746 - cienbur ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #748 to #747 - quincyadam (07/10/2013) [-]
are you getting bugged by people to buy your items?
User avatar #750 to #748 - cienbur ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
pretty sure you can see that
User avatar #753 to #750 - quincyadam (07/10/2013) [-]
oh yeah true

by looking at the comments, most of these guys are pretty decent item collectors

except for aurify....
User avatar #757 to #753 - cienbur ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #759 to #757 - quincyadam (07/10/2013) [-]
while you were away he hacked another collector named luluQ

and stole her items and deleted her account

most of his items arent his and he hated on the board
User avatar #726 - mouldysandals (07/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #733 to #726 - cienbur ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
who are you? what do you need help with?
User avatar #737 to #733 - mouldysandals (07/10/2013) [-]
100k fj points = 150k rits alone friend
User avatar #734 to #733 - mouldysandals (07/10/2013) [-]
i need to buy tf
all my items please
User avatar #725 - allofthefish (07/10/2013) [-]
name your price for the wyrm statues
User avatar #727 to #725 - cienbur ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
i'm getting bombarded with **** , so i don't know what's really going on right now
User avatar #728 to #727 - allofthefish (07/10/2013) [-]
so youre not selling anything right now? or am i just misunderstandig?
User avatar #736 to #728 - cienbur ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
i'm trying to not get flooded, so now isn't the best time for business
User avatar #738 to #736 - allofthefish (07/10/2013) [-]
so later tonight, tomorrow....?
User avatar #722 - mouldysandals (07/10/2013) [-]
can i buy tf
User avatar #721 - nippuhl (07/10/2013) [-]
can i please buy your bready mercury?
User avatar #723 to #721 - nippuhl (07/10/2013) [-]
cienbur i will completely overpay !! !

User avatar #731 to #723 - cienbur ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
hang on, i'm getting bombarded like **** now x.x
User avatar #735 to #731 - nippuhl (07/10/2013) [-]
very good trade!!
User avatar #739 to #735 - cienbur ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
why am i getting bumrushed by everyone?
User avatar #740 to #739 - nippuhl (07/10/2013) [-]
i dont know
maybe because people were waiting for you to come on
i know i was because i want to buy bready
accept pls !
User avatar #741 to #740 - nippuhl (07/10/2013) [-]
then i can quit in peace
User avatar #732 to #731 - nippuhl (07/10/2013) [-]
please check trade and accept it
User avatar #721 - nippuhl (05/18/2013) [-]
hey can i buy a bready mercury
User avatar #714 - GabeAsher (05/14/2013) [-]
So you're not gonna do any more giveaways? Just asking
User avatar #715 to #714 - cienbur ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
doing some, but i am trying to get RITS and gems as well, honestly i was hoping to make at least a strong slot to give away as well, i mentioned some off-limits items, the former, breadie, and alien will definitely be giveaways, the demonic stuff is what i'm mostly hanging onto
User avatar #716 to #715 - GabeAsher (05/14/2013) [-]
what if I gave you most of the gems necessary for a strong slot? I was going for it myself, but I'd be willing to part with them for Bready XS
User avatar #717 to #716 - cienbur ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
possibly, i have to go for the night, but i think tomorrow i will be getting rid of those 3
User avatar #718 to #717 - GabeAsher (05/14/2013) [-]
Ok, well... I got home about an hour ago, do you think you'll be online by then tomorrow?
And if you say yes to the Bready deal, I'll be more than glad to send you the trade request
User avatar #710 - GabeAsher (05/13/2013) [-]
Hey man, I know you're probably tired of me saying it, and this will be the last time I mention it, I swear, but all I honestly want is the Bready Mercury :)
I'll even step away from the contests to give other users a chance if you think its best, it's the ONLY item I want out of your profile :(
User avatar #711 to #710 - cienbur ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
i'm keeping you in mind, but i'm trying to save the rarer items for later, probably tomorrow, after i can consider more people and give everyone time, hence me giving away sets and bulk right now.
User avatar #712 to #711 - GabeAsher (05/13/2013) [-]
Ok, just keep in mind please, that tomorrow I have school, from 8am to 8pm, so it's gonna be a bit more difficult for me to catch you online because of that :(
I would be leaving school at about this hour, and only get home at about 9 or so :S
User avatar #698 - khl (05/09/2013) [-]
You should keep your toastformer & sell me FJ Points :P

also BR or DMR ?
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User avatar #692 - ilikerapingmen (01/30/2013) [-]
can i buy breadie, or alien?
User avatar #690 - kingniggering (01/30/2013) [-]
is there anyway i could get that toastformer off of you?
User avatar #689 - schatgraver (01/22/2013) [-]
How could you decline my trade for **** :o
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