That walk... It is... Hypnotic....

Do you have a skype?

Nah. I could show a picture, but then again, the worse could happen to it on the internet.

I know what you mean

Oh pfff, trust me, if I was, I'd tell you. I'm half of that weight, however. But I'm not trying to encourage you to come, however, i must defend my interwebs honor... I am a fucking crazy-ass redhead, though.

I didn't mean to be offensive if I did say something. And I've always had the conclusion that everybody I meet online looks like the fat guy in gamer, even though I know they're not.

Do you have a skype?

Nah. I could show a picture, but then again, the worse could happen to it on the internet.

I know what you mean

Raped by a female? Are you homosexual? No offense intended.

No its just you could be fucking a 300 pound 40 year old or something
or a guy

Oh pfff, trust me, if I was, I'd tell you. I'm half of that weight, however. But I'm not trying to encourage you to come, however, i must defend my interwebs honor... I am a fucking crazy-ass redhead, though.

I didn't mean to be offensive if I did say something. And I've always had the conclusion that everybody I meet online looks like the fat guy in gamer, even though I know they're not.

Do you have a skype?

Nah. I could show a picture, but then again, the worse could happen to it on the internet.

I know what you mean

I knew you wouldn't rofl.

Obviously not, I'm asking to get raped
Literally impossible

But I had fun making this ^ Farewell

Raped by a female? Are you homosexual? No offense intended.

No its just you could be fucking a 300 pound 40 year old or something
or a guy

Oh pfff, trust me, if I was, I'd tell you. I'm half of that weight, however. But I'm not trying to encourage you to come, however, i must defend my interwebs honor... I am a fucking crazy-ass redhead, though.

I didn't mean to be offensive if I did say something. And I've always had the conclusion that everybody I meet online looks like the fat guy in gamer, even though I know they're not.

Do you have a skype?

Nah. I could show a picture, but then again, the worse could happen to it on the internet.

I know what you mean

I'll also wear something stupid. Like a Derpy hooves T-shirt borrowed from a friend and some basketball shorts. Then I will do that, and we will sex.

Jokes on you I'm totally not coming
<-Pic related

I knew you wouldn't rofl.

Obviously not, I'm asking to get raped
Literally impossible

But I had fun making this ^ Farewell

Raped by a female? Are you homosexual? No offense intended.

No its just you could be fucking a 300 pound 40 year old or something
or a guy

Oh pfff, trust me, if I was, I'd tell you. I'm half of that weight, however. But I'm not trying to encourage you to come, however, i must defend my interwebs honor... I am a fucking crazy-ass redhead, though.

I didn't mean to be offensive if I did say something. And I've always had the conclusion that everybody I meet online looks like the fat guy in gamer, even though I know they're not.

Do you have a skype?

Nah. I could show a picture, but then again, the worse could happen to it on the internet.

I know what you mean

Do it.

I'll disguise myself as some hobo walking around Richmond
You'll walk up to me and say "What do you call a nose with no body?"
And I'll respond "Nobody Nose."
That's how I'll know its you

I'll also wear something stupid. Like a Derpy hooves T-shirt borrowed from a friend and some basketball shorts. Then I will do that, and we will sex.

Jokes on you I'm totally not coming
<-Pic related

I knew you wouldn't rofl.

Obviously not, I'm asking to get raped
Literally impossible

But I had fun making this ^ Farewell

Raped by a female? Are you homosexual? No offense intended.

No its just you could be fucking a 300 pound 40 year old or something
or a guy

Oh pfff, trust me, if I was, I'd tell you. I'm half of that weight, however. But I'm not trying to encourage you to come, however, i must defend my interwebs honor... I am a fucking crazy-ass redhead, though.

I didn't mean to be offensive if I did say something. And I've always had the conclusion that everybody I meet online looks like the fat guy in gamer, even though I know they're not.

Do you have a skype?

Nah. I could show a picture, but then again, the worse could happen to it on the internet.

I know what you mean

You should come to Good Old Days this weekend

I live in Richmond. That's like... What? 10-20 minutes away?

I'll walk then

Do it.

I'll disguise myself as some hobo walking around Richmond
You'll walk up to me and say "What do you call a nose with no body?"
And I'll respond "Nobody Nose."
That's how I'll know its you

I'll also wear something stupid. Like a Derpy hooves T-shirt borrowed from a friend and some basketball shorts. Then I will do that, and we will sex.

Jokes on you I'm totally not coming
<-Pic related

I knew you wouldn't rofl.

Obviously not, I'm asking to get raped
Literally impossible

But I had fun making this ^ Farewell

Raped by a female? Are you homosexual? No offense intended.

No its just you could be fucking a 300 pound 40 year old or something
or a guy

Oh pfff, trust me, if I was, I'd tell you. I'm half of that weight, however. But I'm not trying to encourage you to come, however, i must defend my interwebs honor... I am a fucking crazy-ass redhead, though.

I didn't mean to be offensive if I did say something. And I've always had the conclusion that everybody I meet online looks like the fat guy in gamer, even though I know they're not.

Do you have a skype?

Nah. I could show a picture, but then again, the worse could happen to it on the internet.

I know what you mean

Yep. Town?~~~~

New Haven

You should come to Good Old Days this weekend

I live in Richmond. That's like... What? 10-20 minutes away?

I'll walk then

Do it.

I'll disguise myself as some hobo walking around Richmond
You'll walk up to me and say "What do you call a nose with no body?"
And I'll respond "Nobody Nose."
That's how I'll know its you

I'll also wear something stupid. Like a Derpy hooves T-shirt borrowed from a friend and some basketball shorts. Then I will do that, and we will sex.

Jokes on you I'm totally not coming
<-Pic related

I knew you wouldn't rofl.

Obviously not, I'm asking to get raped
Literally impossible

But I had fun making this ^ Farewell

Raped by a female? Are you homosexual? No offense intended.

No its just you could be fucking a 300 pound 40 year old or something
or a guy

Oh pfff, trust me, if I was, I'd tell you. I'm half of that weight, however. But I'm not trying to encourage you to come, however, i must defend my interwebs honor... I am a fucking crazy-ass redhead, though.

I didn't mean to be offensive if I did say something. And I've always had the conclusion that everybody I meet online looks like the fat guy in gamer, even though I know they're not.

Do you have a skype?

Nah. I could show a picture, but then again, the worse could happen to it on the internet.

I know what you mean

same here

You know you're from Michigan when you don't care that you live in the same town General Custer was born

Springfield, IL
Anybody want some corn?...

Grand Rapids, come at me bro.

I need an address, bro.

Lube your ass up, I'm going straight in after the flight.

So do I. But I'm a girl....How Do I rape you?

And please excuse pony gif. Only thing related.

Shit nigga, you dumb or something?
Ever heard of a fucking strap on?

It was a joke

So we fuckin or what?

Yep. Town?~~~~

New Haven

You should come to Good Old Days this weekend

I live in Richmond. That's like... What? 10-20 minutes away?

I'll walk then

Do it.

I'll disguise myself as some hobo walking around Richmond
You'll walk up to me and say "What do you call a nose with no body?"
And I'll respond "Nobody Nose."
That's how I'll know its you

I'll also wear something stupid. Like a Derpy hooves T-shirt borrowed from a friend and some basketball shorts. Then I will do that, and we will sex.

Jokes on you I'm totally not coming
<-Pic related

I knew you wouldn't rofl.

Obviously not, I'm asking to get raped
Literally impossible

But I had fun making this ^ Farewell

Raped by a female? Are you homosexual? No offense intended.

No its just you could be fucking a 300 pound 40 year old or something
or a guy

Oh pfff, trust me, if I was, I'd tell you. I'm half of that weight, however. But I'm not trying to encourage you to come, however, i must defend my interwebs honor... I am a fucking crazy-ass redhead, though.

I didn't mean to be offensive if I did say something. And I've always had the conclusion that everybody I meet online looks like the fat guy in gamer, even though I know they're not.

Do you have a skype?

Nah. I could show a picture, but then again, the worse could happen to it on the internet.

I know what you mean

Yes but imagine the victim's dismay when they manage to pick up the coin, only to discover they can never insert it into any coin slot ever.

I will not waste this gift! Thank you!