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Age: 20
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Video Games Played: Skyrim, g-mod, Fallout 3, Left 4 Dead 2, Hearts of Iron 3, Age of Empires 2
Interests: Running, Video Games, Technology
Date Signed Up:4/06/2013
Last Login:11/16/2014
Location:Ireland
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#14 - >Pluto >Planet Pick one  [+] (14 new replies) 03/03/2014 on Weed. Not even once. +28
#111 - Womens Study Major (03/04/2014) [-]
Indeed. Pluto is but a large comet.
User avatar #62 - kbpilottl (03/04/2014) [-]
Fuck you, Pluto is totally a planet.
User avatar #83 - truesmokewolf (03/04/2014) [-]
Actually... Pluto is smaller than Russia in landmass per square mile/kilometer.
#92 - neurofuzzy (03/04/2014) [-]
This is true. Russia actually has 1.0000163 square kilometers per square kilometer.
User avatar #137 - truesmokewolf (03/05/2014) [-]
Haha thanks. ^^ I just noticed my little error in word-choice.
#77 - oosime (03/04/2014) [-]
well, i guess we could give pluto full planet status again...
#112 - Javapenguin (03/04/2014) [-]
At least until it finishes a full revolution.
User avatar #49 - planetpluto (03/04/2014) [-]
Why you make me cri
#22 - mytwocents (03/03/2014) [-]
no more time travel for you, buddy.
#130 - klefenz (03/04/2014) [-]
The Moon isn't a planet either, so she's fired too.
#19 - clechyl (03/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #80 - oosime (03/04/2014) [-]
btw iau demoted pluto, not nasa
#40 - tehfalconguy (03/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #15 - jackmanagan (03/03/2014) [-]
VIVA LA PLUTO, FUCK YOU!
#357 - Always wanted to move to the United States. I was happy un… 02/23/2014 on GTFO +2
#274 - I guess I'll be crashing into things... Can't tell if… 02/22/2014 on How fucked are you? 0
#83 - Dead? You're pretty lucky if you do live to be … 02/22/2014 on Logic skill - 2 0
#23 - To everyone saying that time passes differently because of dif…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2014 on European year +2
User avatar #90 - misfitsftw (02/22/2014) [-]
but...but we love you!
#101 - Britain sleeps thinking Ireland will love them some day … 02/08/2014 on God I hate to draw these balls +1
#13 - When you leave a semi-colon on a while loop and wonder why you… 02/05/2014 on problemsolving 0
#22 - Cards Against Humanity. Once you play, you'll be addi…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2014 on oh grandma 0
#25 - Womens Study Major (02/04/2014) [-]
Except it gets boring after 10 minutes.
#13 - But will it blend? That is the question. 02/04/2014 on Irish engineering -9
#13 - As an Irishman, this is 110% accurate. I'm also plann…  [+] (67 new replies) 01/19/2014 on Best language +293
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#163 - Womens Study Major (03/31/2014) [-]
 
User avatar #135 - capslockrage (01/20/2014) [-]
Well moving from ireland ANY country is an upgrade.
User avatar #125 - redstag (01/20/2014) [-]
Bitches will be on your dick like crazy. Because of that accent.
User avatar #120 - ryanmck (01/20/2014) [-]
Come to New York loads of Irish and irish americans here
User avatar #136 - capslockrage (01/20/2014) [-]
Even more in boston.
#105 - icameforthepron (01/20/2014) [-]
Assuming you might be decent looking, girls will line up to fuck you because of the accent.
User avatar #102 - ezTarget (01/20/2014) [-]
I'm a quarter irish and when ever my irish side comes to visit I just laugh my ass off when they try to talk to my friends. But as long as the accent is there people just assume you're being friendly lol
User avatar #101 - hitlersgayabortion (01/20/2014) [-]
just stay out of the south....and the midwest....and the great plains. (northwest master race)
#84 - gayisnotok (01/20/2014) [-]
go to chicago or boston and you will be ok
User avatar #80 - twistedwoodthing (01/20/2014) [-]
Probably you'll have a lot of people impressed with your accent. My mother has a friend who came from Ireland, and I just love hearing her speak. She even manages to make swearing sound melodious. Of course, there's probably a variety of Irish accents so maybe yours isn't that nice.
#79 - shenanidingus (01/20/2014) [-]
I can't really see it beginning well.
gif semi-related.
User avatar #76 - lamarisagoodname (01/20/2014) [-]
Come to Canada instead, just bring a diploma with you, and a degree can't hurt
#66 - Womens Study Major (01/20/2014) [-]
come live near Boston. We'll welcome you like a brother and buy you drinks.
User avatar #61 - roflsaucer (01/20/2014) [-]
Depending on what part of the U.S. you live in, you might find a lot more Irish than you thought you would.
User avatar #52 - mistafishy (01/20/2014) [-]
Connecticut is crawling with Irishmen. The stat'es best pizza joint is run by an Irishman, and half of the counties too.
#50 - atdiaztwoone (01/20/2014) [-]
Where were you planning on living? depends on the area
#42 - ddoggdiggity (01/20/2014) [-]
come to alaska brother all us natives talk shit constanly but hell we still homies
#41 - Womens Study Major (01/20/2014) [-]
Why would you want to go to that shithole? O.o
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#49 - thecole has deleted their comment.
#31 - lemleet (01/20/2014) [-]
well, you are used to brawling
User avatar #29 - yorker (01/20/2014) [-]
then it must be 890% inaccurate.

Just kidding, it's extremely accurate.
User avatar #28 - ilikeeggs (01/20/2014) [-]
hey man i wanna go to ireland when i'm older, we should just trade places!
User avatar #27 - Ricogator (01/20/2014) [-]
As an American I can safely confirm your suspicions.
#26 - Womens Study Major (01/19/2014) [-]
Boston has a large Irish population, but I can't vouch for your safety...
User avatar #21 - hellsjester (01/19/2014) [-]
come to PA large irish/german population so you'll fit in at the bars with the rest of us.
#51 - powellrebecca (01/20/2014) [-]
i can confirm this especially in Western PA
User avatar #53 - hellsjester (01/20/2014) [-]
centre what are you
#54 - powellrebecca (01/20/2014) [-]
wait.. what? are you asking me where exactly im from? or are you asking what i am?
User avatar #56 - hellsjester (01/20/2014) [-]
county only any more is just weird mine is cetre
#59 - powellrebecca (01/20/2014) [-]
oh lol i had no clue what you were trying to say. im from Lawrence county.
User avatar #106 - doomfish (01/20/2014) [-]
holy shit lmao
#107 - powellrebecca (01/20/2014) [-]
what
User avatar #110 - doomfish (01/20/2014) [-]
suprised there are are others from low populated areas of PA haha
#111 - powellrebecca (01/20/2014) [-]
yes indeed there are ahahah
User avatar #112 - doomfish (01/20/2014) [-]
eh living in lawrence gets old haha
#113 - powellrebecca (01/20/2014) [-]
oh believe me i know-___-
User avatar #114 - doomfish (01/20/2014) [-]
are you in one of the cities or are you in the country with the amish haha
#115 - powellrebecca (01/20/2014) [-]
in a city lol. im close to New Castle.
User avatar #62 - hellsjester (01/20/2014) [-]
hmmmm that might be primarily german lol pretty close to ohio amish country there lol
#63 - powellrebecca (01/20/2014) [-]
yeah im aware of the demographic of where ive lived all my life.
#86 - bobfaget (01/20/2014) [-]
Lancaster Master Race reporting in.
#87 - powellrebecca (01/20/2014) [-]
you have lots of Amish. and youre across the state from me haaha.

but no really, we have a crap ton of Amish people over here near New Wilmington, PA and such.
#88 - bobfaget (01/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, we're so Amish that we got an amish mafia. Lebanon Levi was down at the Cadillac dealership by my house the other day. My mom actually sells Amish furniture we're so amish. You ever come down to this part of the state?
#90 - powellrebecca (01/20/2014) [-]
yeah i was over that way kinda in October, had to drive to my college roommates house, pick her up, then head up to New York City for New York Comic Con. i love Amish country though, so peaceful.
#92 - bobfaget (01/20/2014) [-]
Yeah shits great. What college did she go to if you don't mind my asking?
#94 - powellrebecca (01/20/2014) [-]
we both went to University of Pittsburgh, Bradford campus.
#96 - bobfaget (01/20/2014) [-]
Penises
#58 - Womens Study Major (01/20/2014) [-]
Dat English. . .
User avatar #57 - hellsjester (01/20/2014) [-]
just trying to see you German to irish ratio lol depending on how far west means more then likey more german then irish lol
User avatar #20 - theguythatisnotyou (01/19/2014) [-]
Don't worry, most Americans are of some Irish descent, so we know that "Eh, you fucking cunt, what do you think you're doing?" means "Eh, you fine upstanding gentleman, do you want to get a beer and talk about how much the British suck?"
User avatar #22 - zzforrest (01/19/2014) [-]
I never thought about the fact that most city Americans are basically Irish without the accent.
User avatar #23 - theguythatisnotyou (01/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, most Americans can trace their 'European' Because about 99% of us have some Native Indian in us. ancestry to the Irish, the Germans, or the British, so we have a lot of their culture in our culture. It is really fun culture.
#67 - Womens Study Major (01/20/2014) [-]
we're a melting pot....we have literally every culture here not just those.
you kind of disappoint me.
User avatar #73 - theguythatisnotyou (01/20/2014) [-]
I was just trying to name the largest ones for Non-Hispanic Caucasians those are the three main ancestries. I know we have way more than that. One walk through Brooklyn could tell you that.
User avatar #25 - zzforrest (01/19/2014) [-]
The thing about America is that depending on which corner of the country you are in, you'll practically be in culture shock. You know what they say, in the north "fuck you" means "good day", in the south "good day" means "fuck you".
User avatar #40 - incoming (01/20/2014) [-]
Also in the south "Bless your heart" is a nice way of saying you're stupid. Example "Look at incoming over there pickin' up that piece of plywood covered in spiders. bless his heart."
User avatar #64 - agentdennis (01/20/2014) [-]
I'm from Louisiana and I can confirm this.
User avatar #75 - newsuperyoshi (01/20/2014) [-]
Same.
User avatar #83 - pheonixinstinct (01/20/2014) [-]
bumfuck TN here, we get that here too
User avatar #14 - dagold (01/19/2014) [-]
My dad was from Ireland, but I was born here. Before my accent faded I got a lot of attention. I didn't realize the power an Irish accent wielded here until I had lost it.
User avatar #104 - memeticman (01/20/2014) [-]
Strangely, Same story here.
#130 - Womens Study Major (01/20/2014) [-]
you're both probably related because the irish are inbred beyond belief.
#156 - memeticman (01/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #17 - lolfire (01/19/2014) [-]
A southern Irish accent is all fine and well but see if you're from belfast.... it doesn't go down so well...

Belfast Earthquake
User avatar #18 - dagold (01/19/2014) [-]
fair enough. I miss my accent, I never got to put it to good use.
#68 - But do you own a ps2? It better be a yes or else.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2014 on Let the nostalgia flow +1
#75 - teegoogilycoffeeme (01/18/2014) [-]
#66 - Or y'know you own it on steam I also had it on …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/18/2014 on Let the nostalgia flow +1
User avatar #67 - teegoogilycoffeeme (01/18/2014) [-]
I don't have steam


Your argument is invalid
User avatar #99 - jubbehhh (01/18/2014) [-]
Your mum is invalid
User avatar #100 - teegoogilycoffeeme (01/18/2014) [-]
[Strangles internally]
(But seriously, funny comment :3)
User avatar #68 - ciarancrashy (01/18/2014) [-]
But do you own a ps2?

It better be a yes or else.
#75 - teegoogilycoffeeme (01/18/2014) [-]
#207 - Behold the Irish Subway Network It was planned … 01/18/2014 on Subway Networks +4
#47 - Actually Ireland isn't that important a country and America is…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2014 on SO.......... English +1
User avatar #51 - meganinja (01/16/2014) [-]
It's always nice to know information. I guess the reason I like geography is because I have good memory when it comes to retaining facts, so I just stuff as many as I can into my head, and geography's a good source of facts. That and the proving American haters wrong thing.
#347 - Then you might enjoy Rust. You have to eat regularly, need a s… 01/16/2014 on Dayz in a Nutshell 0
#44 - Wow, I'm surprised someone actually got it right. Hav…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/16/2014 on SO.......... English +4
User avatar #45 - meganinja (01/16/2014) [-]
I'm one of those Americans who knows everybody else expects me to know nothing about geography, so I made sure I'm very knowledgeable in it.
User avatar #47 - ciarancrashy (01/16/2014) [-]
Actually Ireland isn't that important a country and America is quite vast. You need to know the 50+ states of your country and there's 300 million of you. People shouldn't expect you to know that along with the rest of the world in detail. Heck I can barely name 10 states in the USA. Don't worry about it. The people who judge will always judge no matter what.
User avatar #51 - meganinja (01/16/2014) [-]
It's always nice to know information. I guess the reason I like geography is because I have good memory when it comes to retaining facts, so I just stuff as many as I can into my head, and geography's a good source of facts. That and the proving American haters wrong thing.
#55 - I'm fairly sure there's a way to host your own server. Unless … 01/14/2014 on Dayz in a Nutshell +1
#24 - I find that Rust is a much better game than Dayz. However the …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/14/2014 on Dayz in a Nutshell +29
User avatar #270 - stillnotbob (01/15/2014) [-]
Rust's is worse, I had a guy who would not stop coming into my house after respawning. I had a hatchet and a bow and arrow and was destroying him until he got into my house and killed me and I lost all my shit cause of that little fucking asshole who wouldn't stop.
User avatar #156 - xtwinblade (01/14/2014) [-]
rust is kind of like a post-acapolyptic Build&defend base kind of game with zombies in it.
#28 - SnacksJr (01/14/2014) [-]
>However the player base for both is the same. Actually I think rusts might be worse.
>mfw

But hey, is it one big server kinda thing or can I have a server with like a password for me and my friends?
User avatar #55 - ciarancrashy (01/14/2014) [-]
I'm fairly sure there's a way to host your own server. Unless you have a lot friends, it's probably more fun to play online
#34 - titsbro (01/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, it just doesn't work aswell. The game is kinda based around the fact other players are dangerous, there isn't much else to do besides build.
#15 - I didn't get it at first, then I realised your American where …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2014 on Also Miley Cyrus before she... +1
#16 - crowsnest (01/13/2014) [-]
I've been drinking since 16, but I finally turned legal and it is kinda weird not having to worry about the law man
#13 - Pc master race Ha Ha Stay pleb It's ba…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/13/2014 on fingers +22
User avatar #29 - xbyronx (01/13/2014) [-]
Wiis here cost about $30 (used) and 3ds cost about $100 (used) if you have a PO box to save your privacy/identity the next time i pick up a load of electronics ill ship one out to you. PM the PO box address.
User avatar #25 - viperish (01/13/2014) [-]
My jimmies were already waking up but then I read hidden text. I'm a PC user and don't see myself going into consoles, Even though I own a GameCube, PS1, Game Boys and broken (S)NES. but I love using controllers on my PC.
#16 - Customer Services (01/13/2014) [-]
Here, take this! =D
#10 - **** you 92 faggots 1993 master race rep…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/13/2014 on Also Miley Cyrus before she... +16
User avatar #36 - basicargentinian (01/13/2014) [-]
93' best birthyear ever
#35 - onyxv (01/13/2014) [-]
93 Reporting in, master race as fuck.
#30 - whatasickname (01/13/2014) [-]
'92 here. Its okay '93, you'll never be as old as we are. Embrace it.
#29 - aproudpatriot (01/13/2014) [-]
93 reporting in
User avatar #25 - spankyy (01/13/2014) [-]
1993 here as well. Though, the ass end of it (August).
#23 - mkchillin (01/13/2014) [-]
PARTY HARD THREAD ONLY '93 KIDS INVITED
#11 - crowsnest (01/13/2014) [-]
This is the year that we all become alcoholics...... and poor.
My bar tab was $52 bucks last night. This shit is cool/sucks ass
User avatar #27 - jacencaedus (01/13/2014) [-]
ah yes, for me its a debate as to whether or not to drink since I have a shitton of meds that I have to worry about, and I have no idea what the effect of them mixed with alcohol would be
User avatar #15 - ciarancrashy (01/13/2014) [-]
I didn't get it at first, then I realised your American where the drinking age is 21

As an Irish man, I've being going to the pub regularly since I was 17

Its funny in that its not the beer as to why I'm broke, but steam
#16 - crowsnest (01/13/2014) [-]
I've been drinking since 16, but I finally turned legal and it is kinda weird not having to worry about the law man
#157 - As an Irishman, that last line is false. 01/10/2014 on Germany vs America +3
#1338 - 20 male Republic of Ireland White Caucasian St… 01/10/2014 on FJ poll 0
#260 - I was referring to the Irish being drunk and homeless. Wow I n…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2013 on Accurate 0
User avatar #321 - brrigg (12/21/2013) [-]
this is like the only polandball comic i like lol,
#120 - As an Irishman, it hurts how accurate this post is.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/20/2013 on Accurate 0
User avatar #142 - brrigg (12/20/2013) [-]
would you be referring to the copy of oppressing the irish in the last few panels?
User avatar #260 - ciarancrashy (12/21/2013) [-]
I was referring to the Irish being drunk and homeless. Wow I never saw the title of the book in the bottom panels... Whoever made this sure put a lot of detail into it
User avatar #321 - brrigg (12/21/2013) [-]
this is like the only polandball comic i like lol,
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