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#8 - it's resistant to all colours and has anhiquilate 6, is there …  [+] (19 new replies) 11/27/2014 on Magic Monsters 0
User avatar #12 - wellimnotsure (11/27/2014) [-]
*protection
#13 - chusmimax (11/27/2014) [-]
ok sorry, it's protection to all colours
User avatar #15 - crimsonwound (11/28/2014) [-]
it's he like a 15 drop though?(mana cost)
even though he's colorless, he'd be a bitch to get out.
User avatar #55 - wellimnotsure (11/28/2014) [-]
windbrisk heghts turn 1, plains turn 2, plains and spectral procession, turn 4 attack and activate windbrisk heights to cast emrakul for free, GG
User avatar #47 - SaintSlayer (11/28/2014) [-]
I play him with 4 cloudpost, 4 glimmerpost and 4 Vesuva as landbase and some forests.. with a perfect mana draw you can play him turn 5.
User avatar #30 - whiterabit (11/28/2014) [-]
Show and Tell, Sneak Attack, Goryo's Vengeance, Shallow Grave, Urza's Tower/ Mine/Factory, Primeval Titan, elves, and countless more. It's actually not nearly as hard to get him in play as it seems. You just have to build your deck partly around that concept.
User avatar #16 - ozkavosh (11/28/2014) [-]
there is a land that makes all colorless eldrazi cards cost 2 less mana. so it could be 13
and you also get another turn after playing him
User avatar #17 - crimsonwound (11/28/2014) [-]
but yea, dependig how many you got in your deck (max of four), seven drops are still hard to get. and he's not resistant to all colors, just all color spells. Other monsters can attack him. and unless they're buffed to shit, they will hardly scratch him. but I had gotten an Ajani Pridemate to 110/110 using sunbond and ajani, mentor of heros.
User avatar #18 - ozkavosh (11/28/2014) [-]
i had a card that got +5/+5 at the beginning of every turn, if you had 5 or more mana. i could easily just defend him untill he becomes 20/20 or greater, then give him a buff with trample and gee gee
User avatar #19 - crimsonwound (11/28/2014) [-]
then someone plays murderous cut and bye bye 20/20
User avatar #20 - ozkavosh (11/28/2014) [-]
true, but what if they dont have that card, or any card that kills a non- black creature or exiles it it was a green card, forgot its name tho but i agree, a single creature that has high damage and health is not as good as many creatures with less damage and health
User avatar #21 - crimsonwound (11/28/2014) [-]
plus any creature with deathtouch just screws over anything. Oh man, a creature with deathtouch and indestructible, now there's a card I want. As long as it's still in the modern tier of course.
User avatar #22 - ozkavosh (11/28/2014) [-]
i would want one with deathtouch and first strike or double strike, but thats a bit to good
#35 - lokiak (11/28/2014) [-]
so you want an ankleshanker?
User avatar #23 - crimsonwound (11/28/2014) [-]
I don't remember the card, but I saw that it had like haste, vigilance, first strike, and life link. It seemed just like a fuck you in card version. and I believe it was a 5 drop 6/6
User avatar #25 - ozkavosh (11/28/2014) [-]
but any card that exiles it would just fuck it over well not really, you could have a spell counter thingy (forgot the name)
User avatar #26 - crimsonwound (11/28/2014) [-]
there's plenty of spell counters, negate for instance. I have a pretty good collection, with a good amount of $20+ cards. plus there are some spells that can't be countered.
#27 - ozkavosh (11/28/2014) [-]
well nice chat, but i have to masturbate
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#28 - crimsonwound (11/28/2014) [-]
you do that random stranger. Happy wanking
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#1 - Sorry, i can't hear you from up here 11/27/2014 on This year in PC gaming 0
#2 - Not frying such a big egg should be punished with the maximun … 11/27/2014 on THIS IS WHY WE NEED BANANAS! +1
#6 - Emrakul master race  [+] (27 new replies) 11/27/2014 on Magic Monsters +3
#37 - manananggal (11/28/2014) [-]
Emrakul aint even shit
#38 - manananggal (11/28/2014) [-]
#14 - foreverjon (11/28/2014) [-]
Ulamog is my favourite Eldrazi. To me he looks the coolest. But Emrakul is also pretty bad ass.
#9 - anonymous (11/27/2014) [-]
About that.
#29 - titletaker (11/28/2014) [-]
MFW Jace The Mind-Fucker is banned in Modern, and my deck can win reliably against Control.
#10 - chusmimax (11/27/2014) [-]
I... I lost
User avatar #7 - wellimnotsure (11/27/2014) [-]
turn target permanent face down
#8 - chusmimax (11/27/2014) [-]
it's resistant to all colours and has anhiquilate 6, is there anything more you can dream about?
User avatar #12 - wellimnotsure (11/27/2014) [-]
*protection
#13 - chusmimax (11/27/2014) [-]
ok sorry, it's protection to all colours
User avatar #15 - crimsonwound (11/28/2014) [-]
it's he like a 15 drop though?(mana cost)
even though he's colorless, he'd be a bitch to get out.
User avatar #55 - wellimnotsure (11/28/2014) [-]
windbrisk heghts turn 1, plains turn 2, plains and spectral procession, turn 4 attack and activate windbrisk heights to cast emrakul for free, GG
User avatar #47 - SaintSlayer (11/28/2014) [-]
I play him with 4 cloudpost, 4 glimmerpost and 4 Vesuva as landbase and some forests.. with a perfect mana draw you can play him turn 5.
User avatar #30 - whiterabit (11/28/2014) [-]
Show and Tell, Sneak Attack, Goryo's Vengeance, Shallow Grave, Urza's Tower/ Mine/Factory, Primeval Titan, elves, and countless more. It's actually not nearly as hard to get him in play as it seems. You just have to build your deck partly around that concept.
User avatar #16 - ozkavosh (11/28/2014) [-]
there is a land that makes all colorless eldrazi cards cost 2 less mana. so it could be 13
and you also get another turn after playing him
User avatar #17 - crimsonwound (11/28/2014) [-]
but yea, dependig how many you got in your deck (max of four), seven drops are still hard to get. and he's not resistant to all colors, just all color spells. Other monsters can attack him. and unless they're buffed to shit, they will hardly scratch him. but I had gotten an Ajani Pridemate to 110/110 using sunbond and ajani, mentor of heros.
User avatar #18 - ozkavosh (11/28/2014) [-]
i had a card that got +5/+5 at the beginning of every turn, if you had 5 or more mana. i could easily just defend him untill he becomes 20/20 or greater, then give him a buff with trample and gee gee
User avatar #19 - crimsonwound (11/28/2014) [-]
then someone plays murderous cut and bye bye 20/20
User avatar #20 - ozkavosh (11/28/2014) [-]
true, but what if they dont have that card, or any card that kills a non- black creature or exiles it it was a green card, forgot its name tho but i agree, a single creature that has high damage and health is not as good as many creatures with less damage and health
User avatar #21 - crimsonwound (11/28/2014) [-]
plus any creature with deathtouch just screws over anything. Oh man, a creature with deathtouch and indestructible, now there's a card I want. As long as it's still in the modern tier of course.
User avatar #22 - ozkavosh (11/28/2014) [-]
i would want one with deathtouch and first strike or double strike, but thats a bit to good
#35 - lokiak (11/28/2014) [-]
so you want an ankleshanker?
User avatar #23 - crimsonwound (11/28/2014) [-]
I don't remember the card, but I saw that it had like haste, vigilance, first strike, and life link. It seemed just like a fuck you in card version. and I believe it was a 5 drop 6/6
User avatar #25 - ozkavosh (11/28/2014) [-]
but any card that exiles it would just fuck it over well not really, you could have a spell counter thingy (forgot the name)
User avatar #26 - crimsonwound (11/28/2014) [-]
there's plenty of spell counters, negate for instance. I have a pretty good collection, with a good amount of $20+ cards. plus there are some spells that can't be countered.
#27 - ozkavosh (11/28/2014) [-]
well nice chat, but i have to masturbate
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#28 - crimsonwound (11/28/2014) [-]
you do that random stranger. Happy wanking
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#1 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 11/27/2014 on file conversion +177
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and I say HEEYLMAOWOLOLOLOLO!
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User avatar #19 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/28/2014) [-]
And now so are you.
#3 - **chusmimax rolls 718,122,428** Only one roll win master race  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2014 on Firefuel gives thanks -1
#208 - anonymous (11/27/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 786,945,734** here ill give you a hand
#5 - use this one wisely 11/27/2014 on Glorious AOT crossovers +6
#1 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 11/27/2014 on panth ult +18
#6 - anonymous (11/27/2014) [-]
why does Teemo always die?
User avatar #9 - jjamesgordon (11/28/2014) [-]
Cuz Teemo is forever squishy.
#7 - chusmimax (11/27/2014) [-]
do you want more teemo deaths? let me know
#4 - Picture 11/27/2014 on Please don't ban. +13
#4 - Picture 11/27/2014 on Yet another long gif comp 0
#3 - You had no anser but the truth 11/26/2014 on Hey Internet 0
#4 - Gold account? Having a girlfriend? Isn't that like the opposite?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2014 on How to get a GF +6
#5 - stonetomcat (11/26/2014) [-]
I've been waiting for somebody to post that
#2 - ** chusmimax comment skill up** thanks for the comment fuel  [+] (2 new replies) 11/26/2014 on Yet another long gif comp 0
#3 - anonymous (11/27/2014) [-]
how did you do that?
#1 - Just because i was born in the 90's i can't get it right? Real… 11/26/2014 on The good old days 0
#1 - Because smash is not a game, it's where everything is decided  [+] (18 new replies) 11/26/2014 on Smash mario is fuking piss +563
#53 - punnyjunky (11/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #72 - thetruemexcalibur (11/27/2014) [-]
I love how smash 3ds and maybe wiiu I haven't played yet jej actually made this a game mode,aside from fox only.
User avatar #119 - doubting (11/27/2014) [-]
Since melee haven't you always been able to turn off all items, select only Fox, and choose Final Destination?
#58 - ronjeremysweiner (11/27/2014) [-]
honestly i always disagreed with final destination being the ultimate test of skill in that game
flat maps with three plat-forms are better imo
User avatar #102 - russy (11/27/2014) [-]
I agree, as someone who has played melee competitively for almost 11 months, I can say that the ultimate test of skill is a Captain Falcon ditto on battlefield or Yoshi's
#118 - effthree (11/27/2014) [-]
This is my problem with the "competitive smash" community, the hyperbole with which you address a party game, and the air of superiority masking an attempt to simplify and control what is intended to be chaos. As far as I'm concerned, an "ultimate test of skill" could be anything from being the last man standing in a 4-player high-drop hammer and bombspree to getting the most kills in cruel among your friends.

I know I've probably moved beyond the scope of your statement and I'm sure you're a nice guy, but you smash it up with us you better be prepared for at least 4-player FFA, items and random maps son.

Smash isn't and has never been Street Fighter, you can play it that way if you want, just stop telling everyone else they're playing it wrong.
#140 - anonymous (11/27/2014) [-]
While i agree with most of what you said, i have never heard of a competitive player that claims casual players who play with items and 4-player FFA is playing the game the wrong way.

I usually see casual players criticising competitive players for playing it the wrong way.

Besides, Smash has always been about playing it the way you like, there is a reason why items can be turned off.
User avatar #142 - effthree (11/27/2014) [-]
We have been to a competitive Melee event with our friend who plays competitively, most people were indeed nice enough. At one point however there was a ceremonial shattering of a Melee gamecube disk while people yelled "death to the casuals!"

And yes, but there is a difference between turning off items and the frankensmash "balance" mod known as Project M.
#182 - anonymous (11/27/2014) [-]
I thought Project M was pretty fun. I played it with a few friends and it let to some good times. I liked it primarily because MewTwo is best and they put his ass back in with that tight as shit armor stuff on him.
#136 - jeitron (11/27/2014) [-]
forgot to log in..
#135 - anonymous (11/27/2014) [-]
this!


I agree, I think smash is a fun party game but god damn it's super serious metagame players. even the creators of the game hate the hardcore players for taking a party game too seriously and trying to turn it into some "skill" based thing.

I didnt play smash4 since I got tired of the series after melee but it reminds me of the hardcore pokemon players(who're usually into smash too) eho take a child's game and try to manipulate a very lucked based rock paper scissors game and adamantly deny that it isnt a skill basdd game.
User avatar #143 - effthree (11/27/2014) [-]
Indeed, I had only ever played Blue and Silver, when I got interested again at Black&White so much had changed. A friend was like "Oh yeah, if you look here, this means these Pokemon are shit, it's not your fault, you just caught shitty ones, go catch one with the right passive(I don't remember what it was called, the thing where they do different things) and breed it until one has the highest IV, then breed that one until it has even higher IV, then breed a few thousand eggs out of that one until it's a little higher, then kill a specific number of these specific Pokemon until it's EVs are maxed, but save the last two so they're not wasted..." I was just like "But, but my ants are shiny, they're brothers." (True story, two shiny Durants funnyjunk.com/channel/pokemon/Probability/cuslGph/ )

The same can be said in this regard about anyone who sucks the fun out of something intended to be fun, dickhole DnD GMs who make you account for every ounce of gold and sheet of paper in you inventory, asshole MTG players who report you to a judge for non-regulation sleeves(fuck, I bought'em at a comic book store, should be regulation enough), Scrabble pros having anxiety ulcers or getting into fist-fights, ever seen King of Kong? I loved it but damn guys. If something fun exists, somewhere out there is someone who can strike it down in the name of almighty meta.
#157 - jeitron (11/27/2014) [-]
I played silver and ruby then took a long break then got in xy.

and after a while I just got tired if online battling. the game wasnt designed to be played so seriously to the point of perfect breeding eugenics and exploited RNG of ev and iv points but fans of the metagame will defend it to the grave and even say that they enjoy grinding for weeks worth of hours. the battle system is a glorified rock paper scissor battle with alot of luck elements like criticals, misses and statuses. the tiers are a joke, out of the several hundred pokes only a small percentage are viable in online play.

tl;dr
the game is insanely unbalanced and clearly wasnt made for skill based play but nostalgic fan in their 20-something+ will act like it's a divine game of chess.
User avatar #126 - russy (11/27/2014) [-]
I have no problem with FFA items, my friends who don't play competitively prefer that way. and while i'm fully aware that smash isn't street fighter, it's a game that has brought just as many people together, created just as many friendships, rivalries, and memories; and it's a game that many people believe in, so who's to say who's playing right and who's playing wrong. everybody can play their own way and nobody can tell them otherwise
#78 - anonymous (11/27/2014) [-]
Most people agree that stages like Battlefield and Smashville are more balanced, it's just that the guy who popularized this "meme" was terribly misinformed and just wanted to hate on the competitive players
#11 - effthree (11/26/2014) [-]
Settle it in SMASH1!1
User avatar #3 - themaskedpotato (11/26/2014) [-]
And where friendships are broken
User avatar #59 - isuriand (11/27/2014) [-]
depends on how you play I guess.

I always thought it was Monopoly or Risk that ruined friendships though.
#640 - ** killako rolled trips without even noticing** you hav…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2014 on gimme your best roll idea 0
#643 - killako (11/27/2014) [-]
**chusmimax is not telling me everything** got it
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#404 - **chusmimax rolls 999999999** maybe it even exist  [+] (3 new replies) 11/25/2014 on gimme your best roll idea 0
#638 - killako (11/26/2014) [-]
but how
#640 - chusmimax (11/26/2014) [-]
**killako rolled trips without even noticing**
you have the potential, believe in yourself
#643 - killako (11/27/2014) [-]
**chusmimax is not telling me everything** got it
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#1 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2014 on Bus 2 +29
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#1 - Tfw it was a lie and it didn't work 11/24/2014 on Thinking words +7
#30 - it's more like: "trying to play piano with 24 fortes" 11/24/2014 on Worth the read...I demand... 0
#4 - WAIT. Are you saying that there is people who post new things?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2014 on Introducing myself to... 0
User avatar #5 - genesisfuz (11/23/2014) [-]
Yes.
#6 - some dogs can live to nearly 20 ages, it depend on the type of…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/23/2014 on Damn That's a big dog 0
#18 - anonymous (11/24/2014) [-]
Big dogs don't live very long nigga learn how to read.
User avatar #69 - olioh (11/24/2014) [-]
depends how healthy the dogs genes or someshit are and how you take care of it. know alot big dogs that have lived to 15-20 years. but dogs like golden retriever probably wont, since humans turned them to sick dogs. but it still could happen.
User avatar #13 - itembox (11/24/2014) [-]
Big dogs aren't in that category though.
#34 - After you said some **** about jumpscares, i stop… 11/15/2014 on FNAF vs FNAF 2 +1
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#1 - koalasaurus (06/24/2014) [-]
well this wasa huge failure
here's your koala anyway
#4 to #1 - chusmimax (06/24/2014) [-]
i have no words to thank you
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