Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

chusmimax

Rank #1453 on Comments
no avatar Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius
Offline
Send mail to chusmimax Block chusmimax Invite chusmimax to be your friend
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Date Signed Up:8/01/2012
Last Login:12/27/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#1453
Highest Content Rank:#17640
Highest Comment Rank:#1450
Content Thumbs: 19 total,  41 ,  22
Comment Thumbs: 2169 total,  2274 ,  105
Content Level Progress: 40.67% (24/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 74% (74/100)
Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:0
Content Views:13723
Total Comments Made:302
FJ Points:1698

latest user's comments

#1 - Picture 11/28/2014 on Fuck daisies +3
#1 - Tha's a cool way of keeping your eye warm in winter 11/28/2014 on Misaki Mei +6
#2 - Ohhh, i seee, the extreme farming simulator 11/28/2014 on Berserker +4
#6 - well, yes, why not? 11/28/2014 on No one's actually gonna do... 0
#5 - **chusmimax rolled comment #83 ** : finally...someone had…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2014 on No one's actually gonna do... 0
#6 - chusmimax (11/28/2014) [-]
well, yes, why not?
#5 - Earth. It has funnyjunk 11/28/2014 on Planetary glass set 0
#1 - You fools think he is raping a invisible dog, but it's the oth…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/27/2014 on You ever get the urge... +1
User avatar #8 - silverzepher (11/28/2014) [-]
the goddess of victory smiled upon you this night, she has deemed it reasonable for me to bring your thumbs up to 0.
#11 - maracassass (11/28/2014) [-]
yeah...
User avatar #14 - silverzepher (11/28/2014) [-]
do you wish a blessing from the god of conquest, or the goddess of victory?
User avatar #17 - maracassass (11/29/2014) [-]
goddess of victory pls
User avatar #18 - silverzepher (11/29/2014) [-]
May your plots come to fruition, and may no one be able to trace them back to you. May her radiance guide you during the night, and may get plan for yoube the safest one.
#19 - maracassass (11/29/2014) [-]
Thank you. You don't realise how much it means to me now as I'm baked af...
#3 - We can see that the mass is conservative, but the shape change… 11/27/2014 on Hardcore porn +5
#3 - toaster master race 11/27/2014 on Console war 0
#2 - Picture 11/27/2014 on My friends an7ujhgtrygfr +2
#13 - ok sorry, it's protection to all colours  [+] (17 new replies) 11/27/2014 on Magic Monsters 0
User avatar #15 - crimsonwound (11/28/2014) [-]
it's he like a 15 drop though?(mana cost)
even though he's colorless, he'd be a bitch to get out.
User avatar #55 - wellimnotsure (11/28/2014) [-]
windbrisk heghts turn 1, plains turn 2, plains and spectral procession, turn 4 attack and activate windbrisk heights to cast emrakul for free, GG
User avatar #47 - SaintSlayer (11/28/2014) [-]
I play him with 4 cloudpost, 4 glimmerpost and 4 Vesuva as landbase and some forests.. with a perfect mana draw you can play him turn 5.
User avatar #30 - whiterabit (11/28/2014) [-]
Show and Tell, Sneak Attack, Goryo's Vengeance, Shallow Grave, Urza's Tower/ Mine/Factory, Primeval Titan, elves, and countless more. It's actually not nearly as hard to get him in play as it seems. You just have to build your deck partly around that concept.
User avatar #16 - ozkavosh (11/28/2014) [-]
there is a land that makes all colorless eldrazi cards cost 2 less mana. so it could be 13
and you also get another turn after playing him
User avatar #17 - crimsonwound (11/28/2014) [-]
but yea, dependig how many you got in your deck (max of four), seven drops are still hard to get. and he's not resistant to all colors, just all color spells. Other monsters can attack him. and unless they're buffed to shit, they will hardly scratch him. but I had gotten an Ajani Pridemate to 110/110 using sunbond and ajani, mentor of heros.
User avatar #18 - ozkavosh (11/28/2014) [-]
i had a card that got +5/+5 at the beginning of every turn, if you had 5 or more mana. i could easily just defend him untill he becomes 20/20 or greater, then give him a buff with trample and gee gee
User avatar #19 - crimsonwound (11/28/2014) [-]
then someone plays murderous cut and bye bye 20/20
User avatar #20 - ozkavosh (11/28/2014) [-]
true, but what if they dont have that card, or any card that kills a non- black creature or exiles it it was a green card, forgot its name tho but i agree, a single creature that has high damage and health is not as good as many creatures with less damage and health
User avatar #21 - crimsonwound (11/28/2014) [-]
plus any creature with deathtouch just screws over anything. Oh man, a creature with deathtouch and indestructible, now there's a card I want. As long as it's still in the modern tier of course.
User avatar #22 - ozkavosh (11/28/2014) [-]
i would want one with deathtouch and first strike or double strike, but thats a bit to good
#35 - lokiak (11/28/2014) [-]
so you want an ankleshanker?
User avatar #23 - crimsonwound (11/28/2014) [-]
I don't remember the card, but I saw that it had like haste, vigilance, first strike, and life link. It seemed just like a fuck you in card version. and I believe it was a 5 drop 6/6
User avatar #25 - ozkavosh (11/28/2014) [-]
but any card that exiles it would just fuck it over well not really, you could have a spell counter thingy (forgot the name)
User avatar #26 - crimsonwound (11/28/2014) [-]
there's plenty of spell counters, negate for instance. I have a pretty good collection, with a good amount of $20+ cards. plus there are some spells that can't be countered.
#27 - ozkavosh (11/28/2014) [-]
well nice chat, but i have to masturbate
gif unrelated
#28 - crimsonwound (11/28/2014) [-]
you do that random stranger. Happy wanking
gif slightly related
#5 - you got the worst part of being a female in the worst place to have it 11/27/2014 on Wat +335
#1 - This, has a brilliant future. 11/27/2014 on Public names that smash... 0
#4 - Picture 11/27/2014 on When I'm told I'm hosting... +41
#3 - OMG, it's not that easy  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2014 on When I'm told I'm hosting... +2
#4 - chusmimax (11/27/2014) [-]
#1 - For anyone not getting it  [+] (3 new replies) 11/27/2014 on my child... +1
#2 - hendriktal (11/27/2014) [-]
Reminded me of this XD
I makes me crie evritiem of laughing
#6 - syntheticham (11/27/2014) [-]
:o ware do get gold acownt?
#9 - hendriktal (11/27/2014) [-]
5ref
#7 - do you want more teemo deaths? let me know 11/27/2014 on panth ult +4
#86 - Picture 11/27/2014 on The greatest animation of... +9
#10 - I... I lost 11/27/2014 on Magic Monsters 0
#1 - at least, they weren't in their final form 11/27/2014 on Only in Canada +12
#8 - it's resistant to all colours and has anhiquilate 6, is there …  [+] (19 new replies) 11/27/2014 on Magic Monsters 0
User avatar #12 - wellimnotsure (11/27/2014) [-]
*protection
#13 - chusmimax (11/27/2014) [-]
ok sorry, it's protection to all colours
User avatar #15 - crimsonwound (11/28/2014) [-]
it's he like a 15 drop though?(mana cost)
even though he's colorless, he'd be a bitch to get out.
User avatar #55 - wellimnotsure (11/28/2014) [-]
windbrisk heghts turn 1, plains turn 2, plains and spectral procession, turn 4 attack and activate windbrisk heights to cast emrakul for free, GG
User avatar #47 - SaintSlayer (11/28/2014) [-]
I play him with 4 cloudpost, 4 glimmerpost and 4 Vesuva as landbase and some forests.. with a perfect mana draw you can play him turn 5.
User avatar #30 - whiterabit (11/28/2014) [-]
Show and Tell, Sneak Attack, Goryo's Vengeance, Shallow Grave, Urza's Tower/ Mine/Factory, Primeval Titan, elves, and countless more. It's actually not nearly as hard to get him in play as it seems. You just have to build your deck partly around that concept.
User avatar #16 - ozkavosh (11/28/2014) [-]
there is a land that makes all colorless eldrazi cards cost 2 less mana. so it could be 13
and you also get another turn after playing him
User avatar #17 - crimsonwound (11/28/2014) [-]
but yea, dependig how many you got in your deck (max of four), seven drops are still hard to get. and he's not resistant to all colors, just all color spells. Other monsters can attack him. and unless they're buffed to shit, they will hardly scratch him. but I had gotten an Ajani Pridemate to 110/110 using sunbond and ajani, mentor of heros.
User avatar #18 - ozkavosh (11/28/2014) [-]
i had a card that got +5/+5 at the beginning of every turn, if you had 5 or more mana. i could easily just defend him untill he becomes 20/20 or greater, then give him a buff with trample and gee gee
User avatar #19 - crimsonwound (11/28/2014) [-]
then someone plays murderous cut and bye bye 20/20
User avatar #20 - ozkavosh (11/28/2014) [-]
true, but what if they dont have that card, or any card that kills a non- black creature or exiles it it was a green card, forgot its name tho but i agree, a single creature that has high damage and health is not as good as many creatures with less damage and health
User avatar #21 - crimsonwound (11/28/2014) [-]
plus any creature with deathtouch just screws over anything. Oh man, a creature with deathtouch and indestructible, now there's a card I want. As long as it's still in the modern tier of course.
User avatar #22 - ozkavosh (11/28/2014) [-]
i would want one with deathtouch and first strike or double strike, but thats a bit to good
#35 - lokiak (11/28/2014) [-]
so you want an ankleshanker?
User avatar #23 - crimsonwound (11/28/2014) [-]
I don't remember the card, but I saw that it had like haste, vigilance, first strike, and life link. It seemed just like a fuck you in card version. and I believe it was a 5 drop 6/6
User avatar #25 - ozkavosh (11/28/2014) [-]
but any card that exiles it would just fuck it over well not really, you could have a spell counter thingy (forgot the name)
User avatar #26 - crimsonwound (11/28/2014) [-]
there's plenty of spell counters, negate for instance. I have a pretty good collection, with a good amount of $20+ cards. plus there are some spells that can't be countered.
#27 - ozkavosh (11/28/2014) [-]
well nice chat, but i have to masturbate
gif unrelated
#28 - crimsonwound (11/28/2014) [-]
you do that random stranger. Happy wanking
gif slightly related
#1 - Sorry, i can't hear you from up here 11/27/2014 on This year in PC gaming 0
#2 - Not frying such a big egg should be punished with the maximun … 11/27/2014 on THIS IS WHY WE NEED BANANAS! +1
#6 - Emrakul master race  [+] (27 new replies) 11/27/2014 on Magic Monsters +3
#37 - manananggal (11/28/2014) [-]
Emrakul aint even shit
#38 - manananggal (11/28/2014) [-]
#14 - foreverjon (11/28/2014) [-]
Ulamog is my favourite Eldrazi. To me he looks the coolest. But Emrakul is also pretty bad ass.
#9 - anonymous (11/27/2014) [-]
About that.
#29 - titletaker (11/28/2014) [-]
MFW Jace The Mind-Fucker is banned in Modern, and my deck can win reliably against Control.
#10 - chusmimax (11/27/2014) [-]
I... I lost
User avatar #7 - wellimnotsure (11/27/2014) [-]
turn target permanent face down
#8 - chusmimax (11/27/2014) [-]
it's resistant to all colours and has anhiquilate 6, is there anything more you can dream about?
User avatar #12 - wellimnotsure (11/27/2014) [-]
*protection
#13 - chusmimax (11/27/2014) [-]
ok sorry, it's protection to all colours
User avatar #15 - crimsonwound (11/28/2014) [-]
it's he like a 15 drop though?(mana cost)
even though he's colorless, he'd be a bitch to get out.
User avatar #55 - wellimnotsure (11/28/2014) [-]
windbrisk heghts turn 1, plains turn 2, plains and spectral procession, turn 4 attack and activate windbrisk heights to cast emrakul for free, GG
User avatar #47 - SaintSlayer (11/28/2014) [-]
I play him with 4 cloudpost, 4 glimmerpost and 4 Vesuva as landbase and some forests.. with a perfect mana draw you can play him turn 5.
User avatar #30 - whiterabit (11/28/2014) [-]
Show and Tell, Sneak Attack, Goryo's Vengeance, Shallow Grave, Urza's Tower/ Mine/Factory, Primeval Titan, elves, and countless more. It's actually not nearly as hard to get him in play as it seems. You just have to build your deck partly around that concept.
User avatar #16 - ozkavosh (11/28/2014) [-]
there is a land that makes all colorless eldrazi cards cost 2 less mana. so it could be 13
and you also get another turn after playing him
User avatar #17 - crimsonwound (11/28/2014) [-]
but yea, dependig how many you got in your deck (max of four), seven drops are still hard to get. and he's not resistant to all colors, just all color spells. Other monsters can attack him. and unless they're buffed to shit, they will hardly scratch him. but I had gotten an Ajani Pridemate to 110/110 using sunbond and ajani, mentor of heros.
User avatar #18 - ozkavosh (11/28/2014) [-]
i had a card that got +5/+5 at the beginning of every turn, if you had 5 or more mana. i could easily just defend him untill he becomes 20/20 or greater, then give him a buff with trample and gee gee
User avatar #19 - crimsonwound (11/28/2014) [-]
then someone plays murderous cut and bye bye 20/20
User avatar #20 - ozkavosh (11/28/2014) [-]
true, but what if they dont have that card, or any card that kills a non- black creature or exiles it it was a green card, forgot its name tho but i agree, a single creature that has high damage and health is not as good as many creatures with less damage and health
User avatar #21 - crimsonwound (11/28/2014) [-]
plus any creature with deathtouch just screws over anything. Oh man, a creature with deathtouch and indestructible, now there's a card I want. As long as it's still in the modern tier of course.
User avatar #22 - ozkavosh (11/28/2014) [-]
i would want one with deathtouch and first strike or double strike, but thats a bit to good
#35 - lokiak (11/28/2014) [-]
so you want an ankleshanker?
User avatar #23 - crimsonwound (11/28/2014) [-]
I don't remember the card, but I saw that it had like haste, vigilance, first strike, and life link. It seemed just like a fuck you in card version. and I believe it was a 5 drop 6/6
User avatar #25 - ozkavosh (11/28/2014) [-]
but any card that exiles it would just fuck it over well not really, you could have a spell counter thingy (forgot the name)
User avatar #26 - crimsonwound (11/28/2014) [-]
there's plenty of spell counters, negate for instance. I have a pretty good collection, with a good amount of $20+ cards. plus there are some spells that can't be countered.
#27 - ozkavosh (11/28/2014) [-]
well nice chat, but i have to masturbate
gif unrelated
#28 - crimsonwound (11/28/2014) [-]
you do that random stranger. Happy wanking
gif slightly related
#1 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 11/27/2014 on file conversion +177
User avatar #32 - assassindash (11/28/2014) [-]
and I say HEEYLMAOWOLOLOLOLO!
#31 - radiohazard (11/28/2014) [-]
#42 - greedtheavaricious (11/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #19 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/28/2014) [-]
And now so are you.
[ 302 Total ]
Show:
Sort by:
Order:

items

Total unique items point value: 0 / Total items point value: 0

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#1 - koalasaurus ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
well this wasa huge failure
here's your koala anyway
#4 to #1 - chusmimax (06/24/2014) [-]
i have no words to thank you
 Friends (0)