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chupavisor

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Date Signed Up:12/12/2011
Last Login:5/23/2015
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Content Ranking:#7102
Comment Ranking:#14922
Highest Content Rank:#1644
Highest Comment Rank:#1549
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Level 123 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 124 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Level 250 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 251 Comments: Contaminated Win
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Times Content Favorited:103 times
Total Comments Made:1568
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latest user's comments

#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2014 on Quick Question and then... 0
#5 - sinery Comment deleted by chupavisor
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 07/09/2014 on Quick Question and then... 0
#3 - sinery Comment deleted by chupavisor
#4 - chupavisor Comment deleted by chupavisor
#5 - sinery Comment deleted by chupavisor
#144 - **chupavisor rolls 175,791,515** 07/09/2014 on Roll for Red Text 0
#22 - Picture 07/09/2014 on I don't know what to put here +5
#8 - I need to go to bed. No, this has nothing to do with…  [+] (72 new replies) 07/09/2014 on I don't know what to put here +21
User avatar #12 - bitchplzzz (07/09/2014) [-]
#10 - teasquid (07/09/2014) [-]
Goodnight chupavisor!
u better go to fucking sleep u little shit
User avatar #95 - rawryrawr (07/14/2014) [-]
if u drew that u are 500 times better than me i can barly draw a stick figure
User avatar #30 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
And then chupavisor and warzon proceeded to flaunt the bedtime rules
but seriously that's too cute, and gave me a heart attack.
User avatar #27 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
Fuck that is really cute.
tfw noone to give you a before sleep kiss or read you a story
#31 - teasquid (07/09/2014) [-]
For warzon too
Here's to the both of you c:>
#74 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
Oh gosh I forgot to say thank you.
#76 - teasquid (07/09/2014) [-]
I'll forgive you for now.
#78 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #36 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
I love you.
#72 - teasquid (07/09/2014) [-]
thank
#77 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
This has been the first time i have been in art if you want to know.
Im happy now beacuse of you.
Thanks again.
#32 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
#33 - teasquid (07/09/2014) [-]
shh shh
#34 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
**warzon proceeds to turn out to be a love devouring abomination, then eats datmine**

Yaaay
#35 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
*cuts your stomatch open and bursts out of you*
#37 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
**warzon proceeds to watch many smaller changelings burst out of datmine after the short but brutal infection period**
User avatar #38 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
*dead me explodes killing everything and then another me teleports in the bed*
I have access to cloning technology.
User avatar #39 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
*The cloning technology begins to pump out infected datmines*

I know.
User avatar #66 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
Dude stop interupting the story.
And try to hide that boner i can see it.
User avatar #67 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
Stop talking to yourself.
User avatar #68 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
Dude shut up.
User avatar #69 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
*Stabs datmine*
User avatar #70 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
*rips your head off and goes to sleep*
User avatar #71 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
*When datmine awakes, the chapter has been destroyed, Because a headless space marine ate life*
User avatar #81 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
*teleports back onto the battleship and sleeps there*
#82 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
**warzon hangs out with teasquid with a mattress a blanket and some pillows**

Victories.
User avatar #83 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
*cries in bed beacuse no gf*
User avatar #73 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
*slaps you*
Dude i told you to be quiet!
I want to sleep here.
*pushes you out of the bed*
User avatar #75 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
**warzon stands and grabs the bed mattress, throwing him off it and fleeing with the blanket and pillows and mattress**
User avatar #79 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
*breaks the floor and covers with some broken planks*
User avatar #80 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
*Me proceeds to explode out of the floor boards, leaving with the mattress, pillows, and blanket and locks the door on the other side before sleeping&
User avatar #56 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
No you are not.
You are human.
#57 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
Yes.
We are perfectly human.
Return to your homes.
User avatar #58 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
*walks away*
User avatar #59 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
*proceeds to shoot the cloning tech*
User avatar #60 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
Why are you shooting at the battleship.
Which is in space.
*teleports back on the battleship and it flies away back into aurelian space*
User avatar #61 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
*The critical hit makes the battleship explode*

just as planned.
User avatar #62 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
*the battleship is allready away and you just wasted a ton of bullets*
*they dint even touch the battleshiip*
*i hope you are proud with doing nothing*
User avatar #63 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
*The warp terror opens as planned on the battleship*
User avatar #64 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
*kicks the warp terror in its face/body and throws it out of the air lock*
Shit this means a warp storm is going to emerge here in around 5 days.
I better warn our chapter master.
User avatar #65 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
*Five days later, moar warp*
User avatar #40 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
How do i look under this power armor?
Do you know that?
User avatar #41 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
You look like a space marine.
User avatar #42 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
Thats the disguise.
What i actually am is a bunch of warp energies.
The body and power armor is just so i can run around in the material universe.
If they are destroyed with the cloning machine i will be in a bloodthirster body.
User avatar #43 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
Oh?

Well In that case...
*Then ciaphascain was called in*
User avatar #50 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
There is no such thing as creed aimed.
*jump packs at you and kicks you in the face*
User avatar #51 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
*watchs datmine jump kicks a imperial titan and loses*

Creed,
That's a person.
Hes a tactical genius.
User avatar #52 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
*lands*
I know who creed is.
I have mt him myself.
While you are trying to be him.
You are never going to be him.
You are just trying to make me think that these are real while in reality these are holograms placed by you.
User avatar #53 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
In actuality,
Your on the internet.
User avatar #54 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
In actuallity.
You are not a horse.
#55 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
Exactly
I have had you fooled,
For I am a changeling
Nyah.
User avatar #44 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
Who the fuck is ciapsomething?
#84 - ciaphascain (07/09/2014) [-]
Warzon, I've come to your aid.
#90 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #85 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
Thank the emperor.
#86 - ciaphascain (07/09/2014) [-]
No need to thank me.
User avatar #88 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
Well I do anyways.
Because its needed.
User avatar #45 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
CIAPHASCAIN, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM
#46 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
#87 - ciaphascain (07/09/2014) [-]
You better be worried Xenos filth!
#92 - datmine (07/11/2014) [-]
That is beacuse the necron stole all our cristmas trees and decorations.
User avatar #93 - ciaphascain (07/12/2014) [-]
Necrons? Welp. I'm out.
#89 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
Surrender to the greater good.
#91 - ciaphascain (07/11/2014) [-]
Greater good?! You don't even celebrate Christmas!
#47 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
BLAM
User avatar #48 - datmine (07/09/2014) [-]
*jump packs before the shell hits the ground*
User avatar #49 - warzon (07/09/2014) [-]
*The shell hits him in mid air*

Creed aimed.
#22 - chupavisor (07/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #14 - canyou (07/09/2014) [-]
Now that's cute
#15 - teasquid (07/09/2014) [-]
ur cute
User avatar #16 - canyou (07/09/2014) [-]
omg
#171 - Please don't make me go. I'll ******* know I'll end up … 07/09/2014 on i'm shuttin down FJ 0
#25 - The absence of no does not mean yes #RealManTalking …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2014 on suicide and happiness 0
User avatar #30 - xxhadesflamesxx (07/09/2014) [-]
nice try at trolling
#2503 - With a name like tacolishous, I'd believe it 07/08/2014 on It's Selfie Tuesday 0
#668 - A giant pillow. It ain't gonna fit, but at least it'll be soft 07/08/2014 on Up Your Ass 0
#197 - **chupavisor rolls 275** YES SIR! 07/07/2014 on want my CV?? 0
#516 - **chupavisor rolled image ** I'll masturbate to this wi… 07/06/2014 on i'll jerk off to this -2
#393 - Comment deleted 07/03/2014 on STILL COUNTS! 0
#105 - Picture 07/02/2014 on yelp 0
#110 - The videos that auto-play with sound drive me nuts, but I endu… 06/27/2014 on this is just plane wrong 0
#85 - **chupavisor rolled image ** my best friend 06/27/2014 on Intelligence +1
#342 - **chupavisor rolled image ** I'm somehow okay with this 06/25/2014 on roll for gay bar +18
#82 - break?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2014 on Goddamnit Shane! +1
#168 - splyt (06/25/2014) [-]
nah bitch he means you can't stop the laughs
#683 - I got the one from the bread guy though! He did not disappoint 06/25/2014 on Giving away all of the porn 0
#153 - It's a matter of suspension of disbelief. You can ask…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2014 on (untitled) +1
#155 - Blasphemer (06/23/2014) [-]
In 7 years difference after changing sex and being a drunkard?
#203 - da **** man?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/23/2014 on _______ no longer exists. 0
#204 - TheVanMan (06/23/2014) [-]
**TheVanMan rolled image** no clue
User avatar #209 - justanordinarydude (06/23/2014) [-]
Its from Buzzfeed.
#202 - I literally don't know how to feel about this 06/23/2014 on _______ no longer exists. 0
#201 - **chupavisor rolled image ** Please don't be something cool  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2014 on _______ no longer exists. 0
#202 - chupavisor (06/23/2014) [-]
I literally don't know how to feel about this
#146 - Not only that, but to forget what you looked like and instead …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/23/2014 on (untitled) +1
#151 - Blasphemer (06/23/2014) [-]
>fucked himself and reproduced
>life endangering disease which forces you to change sex
>time traveling

and you two motherfuckers are most concerned with:
"I find it difficult to believe that someone would fall in love with his younger self"
#153 - chupavisor (06/23/2014) [-]
It's a matter of suspension of disbelief.

You can ask me to suspend the disbelief of time travel, but anyone who's seen Back to the Future agrees that this is an an acceptable thing to disbelieve for the sake of a story.

You can ask me to suspend my disbelief about a crazy medical condition that becomes agitated from the grueling experience of Childbirth. With so many true medical events as well as the idea of mutants being popular in several movie or video game franchises, then yeah sure, I'm game. Bring on the weird person.

But to ask me to believe that you find a person strangely attractive instead of recognizing that person as your formal self WITHOUT giving a reason for not recalling what you looked like? Kiiiiind of absurd.

#155 - Blasphemer (06/23/2014) [-]
In 7 years difference after changing sex and being a drunkard?
#6 - !!!!! 06/23/2014 on chupavisor's profile 0
#477 - spaces in your name??  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 5 0
User avatar #513 - spikes is cool (06/21/2014) [-]
Yep I got it before that was a thing, I guess...

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#5 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
#6 to #5 - chupavisor (06/23/2014) [-]
!!!!!
User avatar #4 - twi (11/20/2013) [-]
whys hat guy being butt
User avatar #3 - crustydingleberry (11/19/2013) [-]
I see you paid a visit Stu's Discount Rent A Brain.
User avatar #2 - crustydingleberry (11/19/2013) [-]
Your an insult to the profession. Any profession.
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