I don't have any more Nazi Dash pictures, so I'm going to go get drunk and cry like the little baby I am because I'm hungry and all the stores that sell one pound bags of jerky are closed.

out of Nazi Dash?

try Enclave Dash! Comes in battle-scarred variant and with detachable helmet!
(Not shown. May or may not be sold separately. If missing, feel free to contact us at 555-gofuckyourself)

What ever did you do to her beautiful tail?

fear not, 'tis part of the armour.
and Rarity joint-designed it, so she'd not mind

These pictures... They are so epic. Give me more.

OK ^ ^
I have tons of epic RD pics, but yeah I think her proper Enclave power armour is awesome.

I'm not a fan of that sort of cyber armor. It's too bulky, it doesn't leave enough flexibility for flying.

ha, in-lore most of the 'powered' aspect of the armour is to make it near weightless.
speaking of light cyber armour

Well, sure it helps if you're just on the ground with exoskeletal mechanical muscles, but in the air those pneumatic systems are just going to weigh you down.

you could always just go for form-fitting synth-armour

Or the classic armor with an electric shielding system implemented into it!

And now I just realized that 7/11 doesn't sell beer past ten 'o' clock. Frig.

I end up drinking them, silly!

Not at midnight.

I don't get drunk very often.

Then it seems like you'll be just fine.

I'm gonna head down there and see if they'll sell me some alcy hawl anyhow.

Dashie was one of the most prominent Field Marshals.

Even from a young age she showed so much enthusiasm and potential.

(The swastika is on this is fucking terrible)

I don't have any more Nazi Dash pictures, so I'm going to go get drunk and cry like the little baby I am because I'm hungry and all the stores that sell one pound bags of jerky are closed.

out of Nazi Dash?

try Enclave Dash! Comes in battle-scarred variant and with detachable helmet!
(Not shown. May or may not be sold separately. If missing, feel free to contact us at 555-gofuckyourself)

What ever did you do to her beautiful tail?

fear not, 'tis part of the armour.
and Rarity joint-designed it, so she'd not mind

These pictures... They are so epic. Give me more.

OK ^ ^
I have tons of epic RD pics, but yeah I think her proper Enclave power armour is awesome.

I'm not a fan of that sort of cyber armor. It's too bulky, it doesn't leave enough flexibility for flying.

ha, in-lore most of the 'powered' aspect of the armour is to make it near weightless.
speaking of light cyber armour

Well, sure it helps if you're just on the ground with exoskeletal mechanical muscles, but in the air those pneumatic systems are just going to weigh you down.

you could always just go for form-fitting synth-armour

Or the classic armor with an electric shielding system implemented into it!

And now I just realized that 7/11 doesn't sell beer past ten 'o' clock. Frig.

I end up drinking them, silly!

Not at midnight.

I don't get drunk very often.

Then it seems like you'll be just fine.

I'm gonna head down there and see if they'll sell me some alcy hawl anyhow.

She puts the other races in ovens so quickly that they don't know what is happening. She put six million earth ponies in concentration camps in ten seconds flat.

That took an unexpected turn, haha.

Dashie was one of the most prominent Field Marshals.

Even from a young age she showed so much enthusiasm and potential.

(The swastika is on this is fucking terrible)

I don't have any more Nazi Dash pictures, so I'm going to go get drunk and cry like the little baby I am because I'm hungry and all the stores that sell one pound bags of jerky are closed.

out of Nazi Dash?

try Enclave Dash! Comes in battle-scarred variant and with detachable helmet!
(Not shown. May or may not be sold separately. If missing, feel free to contact us at 555-gofuckyourself)

What ever did you do to her beautiful tail?

fear not, 'tis part of the armour.
and Rarity joint-designed it, so she'd not mind

These pictures... They are so epic. Give me more.

OK ^ ^
I have tons of epic RD pics, but yeah I think her proper Enclave power armour is awesome.

I'm not a fan of that sort of cyber armor. It's too bulky, it doesn't leave enough flexibility for flying.

ha, in-lore most of the 'powered' aspect of the armour is to make it near weightless.
speaking of light cyber armour

Well, sure it helps if you're just on the ground with exoskeletal mechanical muscles, but in the air those pneumatic systems are just going to weigh you down.

you could always just go for form-fitting synth-armour

Or the classic armor with an electric shielding system implemented into it!

And now I just realized that 7/11 doesn't sell beer past ten 'o' clock. Frig.

I end up drinking them, silly!

Not at midnight.

I don't get drunk very often.

Then it seems like you'll be just fine.

I'm gonna head down there and see if they'll sell me some alcy hawl anyhow.

I can't help but collect pictures of the best pony.

> I can't help but collect pictures of the best pony.

A commendable effort. I assume you're just getting started, since it seems like all you have at the moment are pictures of Rainbow Dash. So let me help you by contributing some Best Pony.

That's not even a pony.

The last time I checked, distinguishing between species is not the same as racism

Funny response:

Yeah? Tell that to Zecora. Specist...


Serious Response:

Really? I've always considered the Changelings to be of a common ancestry with the rest of the ponies. So just as the earth ponies, pegasi, unicorns and (presumably) alicorns are all different races of a common species, So too are the changelings.

Well, none of that is actually explained, nor will it ever be, but I don't consider zebras or changelings to be of the same race as ponies because they have different needs, powers, and ways of living. I mean, if you saw a beetle that ate shit and a beetle that secreted sticky stuff to trap other insects, you wouldn't say they're the same species just because they have the same amount of legs and features, and though all these groups may share common ancestry with an ancient ponykind they are far too disparate to be considered races instead of species. (I'm not distinguishing between Earth, Unicorn, and Pegasus, though. Those I would consider "ethnicities," if you were to apply that sort of bothersome term to the show)

Rainbow Dash master race!

She puts the other races in ovens so quickly that they don't know what is happening. She put six million earth ponies in concentration camps in ten seconds flat.

That took an unexpected turn, haha.

Dashie was one of the most prominent Field Marshals.

Even from a young age she showed so much enthusiasm and potential.

(The swastika is on this is fucking terrible)

I don't have any more Nazi Dash pictures, so I'm going to go get drunk and cry like the little baby I am because I'm hungry and all the stores that sell one pound bags of jerky are closed.

out of Nazi Dash?

try Enclave Dash! Comes in battle-scarred variant and with detachable helmet!
(Not shown. May or may not be sold separately. If missing, feel free to contact us at 555-gofuckyourself)

What ever did you do to her beautiful tail?

fear not, 'tis part of the armour.
and Rarity joint-designed it, so she'd not mind

These pictures... They are so epic. Give me more.

OK ^ ^
I have tons of epic RD pics, but yeah I think her proper Enclave power armour is awesome.

I'm not a fan of that sort of cyber armor. It's too bulky, it doesn't leave enough flexibility for flying.

ha, in-lore most of the 'powered' aspect of the armour is to make it near weightless.
speaking of light cyber armour

Well, sure it helps if you're just on the ground with exoskeletal mechanical muscles, but in the air those pneumatic systems are just going to weigh you down.

you could always just go for form-fitting synth-armour

Or the classic armor with an electric shielding system implemented into it!

And now I just realized that 7/11 doesn't sell beer past ten 'o' clock. Frig.

I end up drinking them, silly!

Not at midnight.

I don't get drunk very often.

Then it seems like you'll be just fine.

I'm gonna head down there and see if they'll sell me some alcy hawl anyhow.

Just finished another one.

I can't help but collect pictures of the best pony.

> I can't help but collect pictures of the best pony.

A commendable effort. I assume you're just getting started, since it seems like all you have at the moment are pictures of Rainbow Dash. So let me help you by contributing some Best Pony.

That's not even a pony.

The last time I checked, distinguishing between species is not the same as racism

Funny response:

Yeah? Tell that to Zecora. Specist...


Serious Response:

Really? I've always considered the Changelings to be of a common ancestry with the rest of the ponies. So just as the earth ponies, pegasi, unicorns and (presumably) alicorns are all different races of a common species, So too are the changelings.

Well, none of that is actually explained, nor will it ever be, but I don't consider zebras or changelings to be of the same race as ponies because they have different needs, powers, and ways of living. I mean, if you saw a beetle that ate shit and a beetle that secreted sticky stuff to trap other insects, you wouldn't say they're the same species just because they have the same amount of legs and features, and though all these groups may share common ancestry with an ancient ponykind they are far too disparate to be considered races instead of species. (I'm not distinguishing between Earth, Unicorn, and Pegasus, though. Those I would consider "ethnicities," if you were to apply that sort of bothersome term to the show)

Rainbow Dash master race!

She puts the other races in ovens so quickly that they don't know what is happening. She put six million earth ponies in concentration camps in ten seconds flat.

That took an unexpected turn, haha.

Dashie was one of the most prominent Field Marshals.

Even from a young age she showed so much enthusiasm and potential.

(The swastika is on this is fucking terrible)

I don't have any more Nazi Dash pictures, so I'm going to go get drunk and cry like the little baby I am because I'm hungry and all the stores that sell one pound bags of jerky are closed.

out of Nazi Dash?

try Enclave Dash! Comes in battle-scarred variant and with detachable helmet!
(Not shown. May or may not be sold separately. If missing, feel free to contact us at 555-gofuckyourself)

What ever did you do to her beautiful tail?

fear not, 'tis part of the armour.
and Rarity joint-designed it, so she'd not mind

These pictures... They are so epic. Give me more.

OK ^ ^
I have tons of epic RD pics, but yeah I think her proper Enclave power armour is awesome.

I'm not a fan of that sort of cyber armor. It's too bulky, it doesn't leave enough flexibility for flying.

ha, in-lore most of the 'powered' aspect of the armour is to make it near weightless.
speaking of light cyber armour

Well, sure it helps if you're just on the ground with exoskeletal mechanical muscles, but in the air those pneumatic systems are just going to weigh you down.

you could always just go for form-fitting synth-armour

Or the classic armor with an electric shielding system implemented into it!

And now I just realized that 7/11 doesn't sell beer past ten 'o' clock. Frig.

I end up drinking them, silly!

Not at midnight.

I don't get drunk very often.

Then it seems like you'll be just fine.

I'm gonna head down there and see if they'll sell me some alcy hawl anyhow.

My opinion exactly: it doesn't belong in a place that's intended for general viewing.
But... people get angry at that opinion, as if not wanting to see characters sexualized and objectified is oppressing them.

mfw r34 on fj

Probably the same thing that compelled someone to make that weird bdsm Dashie stuff that was posted earlier.

My opinion exactly: it doesn't belong in a place that's intended for general viewing.
But... people get angry at that opinion, as if not wanting to see characters sexualized and objectified is oppressing them.

mfw r34 on fj

lmgtfy.com/?q=rainbow+dash+quagmire

Probably the same thing that compelled someone to make that weird bdsm Dashie stuff that was posted earlier.

My opinion exactly: it doesn't belong in a place that's intended for general viewing.
But... people get angry at that opinion, as if not wanting to see characters sexualized and objectified is oppressing them.

mfw r34 on fj

aww man. when i tried to talk to him at his last convention he just ignored me. i felt a little bad . i just went to see him . i thought it was because he assumed i was a brony... which im not.